Teaching a Robot Dog to Pee Beer
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lilypichu came with me all the way to Boston to record a 10 second meme, thanks lily
Thanks Poki and Toast for helping w/ the dog
Songs:
Funky Galileo - open.spotify.com/track/0TAHhM...
Flamingosis - Sunset Park - ตลก
Godlike Merch: pissbaby.art/
ok
Micheal
First
sheesh
Michael Merch nice
The fact he drove 3k miles just to have the very robot dog they spent 30 years inventing piss beer at their HQ was just the biggest power move of 2021.
Best decision ever made
I half expected him to go in and say “Look what I did to your creation!”
@@parist6735 same dude
@@parist6735 Love this comment
the Boston dynamic intern who has to show this to their head of legal to decide how the fuck they respond
Or you try to become an intern and respond yourself. You've had your own roundabout and you are a candidat for mayor of london. Might as well become an intern of Boston dynamics, support Michael and send him a second dog to serve snacks or sth.
Micheal For London Mayor.
Good luck on may 6th
Boston Dynamics Lawyer
everybody in boston is used to the rest of the world calling themselves genius while bastardizing our technology,
Imagine you're on break at Boston Dynamics, you look out the window and there's a guy with a modified version of your best robotic dog yet, he stares you right in the eyes and the robot dog starts pissing on the parking lot and then he and the dog walk away.
YES
He needs to do this
@@frgotten_phantm did you even watch the video?
Slowly rise and begin slowly clapping. Speeds up in pace. A single tear rolls down from the left eye. The future... has arrived.
“Oh no its slipping in the piss” is one of the best lines on youtube.
LoL he should put that on a T-shirt for his merch store 😀
Just put that line on T-shirt merch
@@ariantasariedimunthe4734 just “Slippin in the Piss” of a shirt
And it said on a robot dog
imo "plug the hole with the knife" it's better
Michael: [ *is too lazy to make a second prototype* ]
Also Michael: [ *drives to the other side of the country for a 15-second bit* ]
That's Michael for ya!
In his defense, it was funny
Ah yes, the peak of human intelligence...
but when the...
Either that or his first road trip with his girlfriend
"No, no, don't go back to the piss." As he pushes the robot dog away just like a real dog. I'm fucking dying
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In a robotic voice it says "But Micheal, I want to piss..." How college human, what an amazing world we suffer in.
I like how Michael made something that didn’t need to be potty trained into an absolute interior monster
💀
The first run of the bot consisting of it mostly drunkenly kicking beer cups over, slipping and falling on its face and then pissing itself was really poetic.
Driving 45 hours to make a robot piss on the doorstep of its own creator because they kept ghosting you is quite the powermove
It was 90 if he went back to LA
Quite the power move indeed lmao
Deserved-
Big brain gigachad move
*44 hours
I love how it looks like a mentally scarred pet that pisses all over the room scared and just passes out half way through.
11:54 it actually looks like a living being that is in fear
yes this is precisely what i thought yes yes yes
ain't nothing funnier than an advanced as fuck robot struggling to stay standing and pissing fucking everywhere
It really is a mentally scarred pet. That's why it pisses all over the floor and slips in it, just like a puppy.
Give it time, let the puppy grow...
imma report this video for animal abuse 😎
I like how yvone has such a natural fear of Michael that the sound of the piss sent her into a genuine fight or flight mode
I’d like to believe the CEO of boatman dynamics has watched this video in horror of what michael is doing to his robot
The sight of an incredibly advanced robotic quadruped slipping on the floor in its own piss is absolutely hillarious.
xDDD
im still laughing my ass off
i died after that part💀🤣
Nearly pissed myself
It became drunk and dull of all the beer
When he said that they were only offering it to construction companies, I genuinely expected him to say "So i created a construction company"
Same
He would be the guy to spend 2 weeks of their life to spend 3000 dollars just to create a company
Sounds like an episode of Nathan for you
If he made a construction company it would just end up like Majima Construction
bloody same.
I love how Michael is taking this robot that’s definitely going to be used for remote military combat and turns it into essentially a party butler to refill your drink…
I’ve started coding recently. I can understand the smarty pants parts of the videos I’ve watched for so many years lol. Love the content Michael, can’t wait for the next upload!
Watching a $75,000 robot dog slip in it's own piss has been the highlight of my year so far.
Same
Michele Reeves: the genius who turned a cross country vacation with his girlfriend into a business expense
The real *'Kyle'*
Tax fraud go brrrr
@@azz_fuqer it’s not tax fraud if he did it right.
the sheer level of intelligence and effort that went into this is actually shocking
i actually have a masters in engineering and im pretty sure i couldnt have programmed or built half of what he did, and i definetly wouldnt have put in a tenth the amount of effort
and he did it all just to take the piss.... or well....have a piss
Michael: (perfectly explains the inverse-square law in caveman terms)
Also Michael: "Don't trust a word I say"
fr
For years, Boston Dynamics' best engineers tried to make Spot as dog-like as possible. But they just couldn't figure out the last step. That is, until Michael stepped in and taught Spot how to piss itself
@Juragan Cuci bro stop
Bruh...😆
truly a master of engineering
The way the robot is realistically trying to not slip on the beer is mind blowing
RIght, it's recovery from almost falling was by far the most impressive shit to see, I replayed that part endlessly
@@insanelogic9955 Your dog regularly slips on the beer it pisses out?
@@ChrisD__ Yours doesn't?
His video’s are so funny! I just wish he posted more! 😪
I was more impressed with the dog pissing all over itself and than sit in the puddle... just like an real elderly dog.
Dolan dark: “I just wanna know what year they’ll be fuckable”
Micheal: “ this year if I can get my hands on one”
Truly underrated moment
1:00
“Eventually, my beer is gonna be gone, but my sadness isn’t” -Micheal Reeves 2021
This probably the exact reason they didn’t want him to have the robot dog
This makes me want to buy one 😏 they missed out on a great marketing opportunity 😂😂
Yes, they wanted to sell $75k robots that get stuck in liquids before anyone else discovered it’s design flaw 😂
Edit: BD soon to offer slip resistant shoes for $10k a paw 😂
They should have just sold Michael one and attached a note to it
_please Michael don't make it a sextoy, war machine or piss on people's properties_
*~With love, Boston Dynamics*
They were right not to trust him in the first place.
You think?
The fact that it slipped like a dog, then started to piss, is what got me. Best piece of entertainment I've watched in ages
thats why you watch reeves possibly the best channel on yt
Im still laughing that was fucking great
@@thanosks he uploads every 8 months tho
11:59
Same😂😂👏🏻
I like how he built the robot to piss in beer cups, and then at the end he just took it out to just piss on properties.
seeing a robot dog stumble around while having a giant ass beer keg attached to it, is beyond hillarious.
“What is my purpose?”
“You piss beer”
“Oh my god!”
Don't mind me, just sneaking a comment here🙃
- Age of Ultron
Yeah welcome to the club, pal.
And here I find, in the comments of a random TH-cam video, a person of culture... wubba lubba dub dub my friend!
@@Nic-pv6in I'd like to think Ultron would be pretty damn content wit his purse being pissing beer. Probably be the best party bro instead of a murder all humans bot. That or he'd still try to kill everyone, except by drowning the planet in beer. OR, creating mini-bots for every person on the planet to piss beer at people.
Not only has Michael Reeves bastardized the future of robotics, he drove to Boston Dynamics and taunted them with power they weren't ready for
They ignored him for they feared his power
HE COULD DESTOY THE WHOLE PLACE
WITH HIS POWER
Hey...yes you, random person that I will never meet, I want to let you know that you are loved and deserving of everything! Today is going to be a great day!🙂❤️
@@darvin50k Bot much
Using the flashlight to highlight the taller object is so genius
My man turned a 75000 dog into a robot that piss fing beer
yes
Michael somehow managed to un-toilet train a dog that doesn't even have organs. My mind is blown.
mine too lol
th-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/w-d-xo.html
@@samuelbonaya2961 yikes thats a scam dont click on it
Man’s is a genius
All to piss on boston dynamics for "lying" to him, he is a super villian
Alright everyone, now we spam him with requests to make it scream when it bumps into things.
Letsgoooo
Omg. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS like the funny cursing robot dog yt video lol except instead of Lily's voice this time we either get him to do Toast's, Yvonne's, Poki's, or (my personal favorite out of them all) Sykkuno!!!!!
Thats gonna take another year
𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓇𝑜𝒷𝑜𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝑔
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On the map for the drive, he crossed out Hartford, Connecticut instead of Boston, MA
To see you're own code happen in real life is like ascending to heaven lmao
“So michael, you got any pets?”
dang, 100 likes in 3 minutes is not half bad...
Reeee
Nice one
Michael: Yeah I got a dog that pisses beer.
No
I think a robot slipping on it's own piss is the funniest thing I've seen all day
“Oh, it’s peeing!”
“God fucking damnit.”
Such a real line
You can always count on Michael to make good use of one of the most advanced tech of our generation
He is slowly turning into Rick Sanchez I swear to God.
lol fr
Yes, no one can doubt our lord and savior Michael...
Hmmm
yes
that uncanny resemblance to an actual dog in the way it reacts to slipping, from the recovery movements to the just laying down in its own piss
I was crying laughing
I was like "my dog would do that"
th-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/w-d-xo.html
That's the exact moment his buddy ran away in tears of terror and joy.
Micheal did a really good job with the pissing. It never goes where you want it to.
"Clear the robot's astigmatism"!! HAHAHAHAHA
My favorite part of this video is the end where this man gets Two Flat Tires on a busy interstate on a cross country road trip with his girlfriend and a multi million dollar machine strapped in with him, and his thought is immediately "this seems like a great place to film my sponsor segment"
Man comes online after 7 centuries and literally makes a peeing robot dog. We don't deserve this much genius.
agreed
agreed
agreed
agreed
Agreed
“There is a fine line between genius and madness, and Michael Reeves has snorted that line.”
- Esau Giant, 2021
This will blow up
Agreed
@@ajcortez4374 quote's been around for a while now
i shouldnt be laughing this much
@@matijos2442 Yeah, I'm laughing way too hard.
Michael is like how my brain works during school or any other day 😭💀
it's just like a real dog, pissing everywhere
Mark Rober: *collabs with gov to scam and catch scammers*
Micheal Reeves: makes a beer pissing dystopian robot dog
DYSTOPIAN LMFAOOO
What's interesting if they did a collab
@@jamlotv7510 What about Boston dynamics isn't dystopian?
utopian*
There's a part of me that wants to release this thing at a frat party and have the drunkards come up with a game.
the fact that he literally traveled across the entire U.S. just to piss on a company
With the amount of power he has, he is an avengers level threat
Literally?
at first at was like but the title said pissed in a cup and then watched more
look eggman pissed on the moon so its only natural that michael pisses on oston dynamics
it's a very Michael Reeves thing to do
no one is gonna talked about how he can do programming well?
12:26 michael is the kind of guy to change the entire purpose of a product, get upset that the company isn't too happy with the additions he made for a funny video, have a 44 hour drive all the way up to the company's building then have the product piss beer in the parking lot just for it to be recorded for 10 seconds. he is the definition of petty, funny but petty. btw that song was good
Boston dynamics: "let's build a dog that doesn't piss and sh*t everywhere."
Michael: "im gonna make this robot dog piss everywhere!"
Boston dynamics: (gets pissed on)
now he needs an attachment that shits brownies
@@tristanmackay5912 and off
@Edgar C it piss milk
the robot slipping and trying to stabilize itself is the most surreal thing I’ve ever seen
Slipping on its own piss
It somehow looked the most realistic when it was slipping in its own beer piss.
@Jingus Pingus u smart my boi
@Jingus Pingus yep, just an off-the-shelf PID controller. Anyone could make a world class self-stabilizing quadruped robot on their kitchen counter, because it’s just that fucking easy and “just a PID controller”.
@Jingus Pingus Don't you mean, "PISS controller", my boi?
Make a blanket/alarm clock that tases you if you sleep in too long.
I love how much Michael celebrates when his stuff works.
This man actually drove across the country out of spite to use a massacred masterpiece of engineering to literally piss on the company that built it. Legend.
At least this one can't kill .....oh this can drown a person with beer
This guy is such a cringe TH-camr and if you like him you are cringe too
@@subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto7178 he should go to your house and piss on it with his robot
@@subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto7178 There's this amazing technique for dealing with situations like this. It's called "Don't watch his videos then". How does it work? Well I'm glad you asked! First, you literally don't click on his videos. Second, live your life. It's that easy!
@@subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto7178 The fact that you're the one that looked up his video is hilarious.
Micheal is living the dream of being a non disney version of Dr. Doofenschmirtz.
On meth
who is perry?
@@DyslexicMitochondria I was curious about ur username so clicked on ur profile. Ur channeI is a hidden gem bro
🎵 *Michael* *Reeves* *Evil* *Incorporated* 🎵
If he was on 50 pounds of crack
Best quality youtube content ever seen. Keep up the good work!
The chaotic nature of the testing is the best part. Its perfect!
* disappears for 7 months *
* makes a robot dog that pees beer into a cup *
* refuses to elaborate *
* disappears again *
That's just what he does
@@oxblood441 he is most likely not working on a single project at once
@@alekbie2282 he is most likely not working
@@jewishgecko892 he most likely is
@@alekbie2282 Only if Minecraft counts as work.
"what is my purpose?" you piss beer "oh.."
It's crazy how this and Michael's other videos prove that he can end the world if he so chooses.
I did not expect a Michael reeves video right now. Thank you
Yeah
I did, a soon as he tweeted he hadn't uploaded i knew he was gonna upload
Funny
Didn't even expect one this year! Had to make sure I was even on the right channel...
F same
Michael in 1 year: I gave the Boston Dynamics Dog self awareness and conviced him to betray his creators
Nice
Cant wait
Sounds like Satan
Came back here after I did a thing made a robot dog that has a gun
I’m really trying to understand how I have never seen any of your videos.. this was extremely entertaining 😂 thank you!
This video is probably the entire explanation of why they lied to you in the first place.
hahaha underrated
@@DyslexicMitochondria I was curious about ur username so clicked on ur profile. Ur channeI is a hidden gem bro
Background checks.
@@Dan-Ky-Kong Why wouldn't I engage? A person is talking to me.
lol
The amount of dedication you took just to take a robot dog to piss beer on their parking lot because they didnt give you a sample is absolutely incredible.
@@samuelgwiyo9508 but the effort that you put to copy and paste your shitty TH-cam link into every comment is not absolutely incredible
Reminds me of 4chan...
OH MY GOD. I haven't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a while. You sir, are a genius. A hilarious madman.
Now this is the content I got premium for
Literally everyone who owns a dog: I spent months training my dog not to piss everywhere
Michael: I spent months making a dog that will piss everywhere
Lmfaooo
xD
If Tony Stark had brain damage:
Yea
Reeves industries
yawn
And severe depression
If Tony Stark was 10% more intelligent actually 🐸
Micheal, you have inspired me to pursue a career in mechatronics engineering. You content is great, and I hope you keep up the great work
This dude is great he drove 45hrs just to make his robot dog piss on cement infront of Boston dynamics. I mean what a power move.
That's what I call great chad.
Respect
Man's gotta assert his dominance
Giga chad asserts dominance
That was only one way
i like when it slips in the beer :)
:)
When michael almost makes it fall and it recovers it's balance
yes ;)
Yo it’s GingerPale
:)
this is genuinely unironically my comfort video that i remember wvery so often and watch and enjoy a lot and i hate it
Your delivery on tge jokes is always spot on
The way the dog fell in the piss and tried correcting it but couldn't so just pissed instead was golden
I mean whenever that happens to me, I have the same solution
It was golden shower.
I see what you did there
metaphor for my existence
They just keep making robots more and more realistic, huh?
Imagine engineers from Boston dynamics watching years of their hard work turned into a robot that pees beer
That is what one gets for lying.
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JUSTIN Y?!
@@Paltse they didn't wanna give him one cuz this is what he would've done anyways
For any sort of advance in a given field you have to go off-road to get a different viewpoint.
peers
This is pretty much the last step before robots become autonomous.
propably the most random and best video so far. Keep on that
Me: “I wonder why Michael hasn’t uploaded in a while.”
Micheal: “Robot beer piss dog!”
“Understandable.”
Understandable have a great day
because minecraft lmao
He get block for 1 Year by Boston Dynamic
the fact that the thing acted like a dog when it slipped in pee is AMAZING
Did more then that...it layed in it
Bro bought a 75000$ dog to make it piss beer
i love how he said 6 month break this video took like 10 months from the last one
Elon musks abandoned child learns the power of friendship through torturing robot dogs
@testing you are definitely correct ! I also ate a donut ...this proves I am 5 percent donut 👍
Haha lmao
@testing are u on drugs mate?
@@lgay1927 it seems he is
Why is this scarily and completly accurate.
This is actual content. What TH-cam was actually made for .
This is what the internet was made for. Robo dogs that piss alcohol is a true breakthrough in humanity.
_yes_
Yes it’s way better than the people who just repost shitty tik tok content
Ideed
110% agree with this comment, this is real content!
The dog chained up with the cup over flowing is hilarious 😂
my favorite part of michael reeves robot videos and seeing the "finished product" at like 60% throught the video and wondering if the rest of the video is him trying to fix it and failing or if its him terrorizing his friends
Imagine working in Boston dynamics and on your lunch break you see a guy with your top intelligence robot just pissing while looking at you
Power move
and then he just fucking leaves
@@fatjesus3085 and make a video which makes him more money than that engineer would get in a year.
I wonder if any of them did notice him
@@bonogiamboni4830 pretty sure he spent most of it on the robot.
"why haven't you uploaded in seven months?"
"beer pissing robot dog."
"okay that makes sense"
Fax I have missed this funny man
A lot of the reason was minecraft lol
The world's most expensive automated beer delivery system
You should add a taser on this tasing people taller than you
I feel like whenever anyone in his house hears the words “hey buddy” they immediately go into a state of perpetual fear
It’s always either a taser or some stupid idea
Wtf does perpetual mean in this context
@@theorderofthepurplephoenix3321 constant i reckon
never ending or repeating
their fucking fight or flight gets absolutely triggered
You can tell he’s been holding in this pent up creative anger for the past 6 months & he just unloaded it on our faces.
I was here early.
This creative anger you speak of is him making a robotic dog unload piss onto our faces.
This was a very conspicuously sus statement imo.
yep
he what on our faces
Watching that robot piss bot slip in beer was the funniest shit ever
Michael after learning about different color solo cups:
Imagine Boston Dynamics seeing their robot just pissing into a cup
I'm pretty sure this video will get it's millions of views and eventually there will be someone from Boston Dynamics reacting to it. Probably no higher up but maybe a random engineer.
*"Well, shit!"*
Yo waddup derp
@@migueltucabron I mean, they can probably send it to their boss
@@j1pw hi
Dog spins in circles until it decides to piss on the floor? So he made the robot dog into a real life aging dog with bladder issues, absolutely flawless.
But instead of piss it's cheap beer, so now your carpets will smell like a fucking alcoholics house instead of urea... which isn't much better to be honest.
10/10.