I Answered Prayers in the Worst Ways Possible - Prayr

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  • I Answered Prayers in the Worst Ways Possible - Prayr
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    ABOUT: Prayr
    Set in the modern-day, Prayr puts the player in God's shoes where you receive incoming prayers from procedurally-generated people.
    Your moral compass will be tested as you accept or reject prayers covering a whole range of issues all within a certain time and limitations.
    Features
    Over 125 prayrs (with variations) to be answered
    Randomly generated characters so you know who you're judging!
    Plenty of seasonal prayrs; play during Christmas and get Christmas related prayrs!
    Name your god, religion, followers and your own holy text
    Have your followers build places of worship to provide a bonus when gaining followers
    Smite a person once per round to reject their prayer and get a new one
    Earn followers through your actions
    Alignment; you can see whether you're good or bad
    Achievements to earn
    #graystillplays #indie #simulation
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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11200

    I appreciate that they actually have an "evil God" clickable option.

    • @judahhoward2488
      @judahhoward2488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      make a world where in order to escape you have to kill a bunch of random sims who are blocking the way. - the sims 4

    • @soraliamsdottir6630
      @soraliamsdottir6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Made for you!!!

    • @MaybeeEvie
      @MaybeeEvie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Please don't let them find the bodies🙏🏻

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's like they knew you were coming, Gray.

    • @autisticgamer24
      @autisticgamer24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gray I don't know if you ever went to the nether round but basically it's like a literal hell hole on Minecraft.

  • @Wavgun3k
    @Wavgun3k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6868

    When the names said "Elon Musk",
    *I felt that*

    • @baldsatoru5231
      @baldsatoru5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I really wanted you to be Elon Musk

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      All hail Elon Musk! May his tweets guide us!

    • @chico7247
      @chico7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Xela Williams I really wanted to be Elon musk.

    • @DrPhil-rg1ym
      @DrPhil-rg1ym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Missed a good opportunity to be named “daddy”

    • @billybobjimbobjim8007
      @billybobjimbobjim8007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      iowafarmboy elon musk uses slaves and child labourers to mine his cobalt

  • @ballsinyourmouth220
    @ballsinyourmouth220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3044

    "There's a fat kid at school. Can I bully him without getting into trouble?"
    "YOU SICK LITTLE JUVENILE! S U R E."

    • @zabintasrik4488
      @zabintasrik4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same lmao, the type of god I might want to be

    • @birdsnestfern5635
      @birdsnestfern5635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The thing is, the avatar of the prayer looked chubby, so my brain immediately went to bullying himself

    • @chuckleheadgigglepants8374
      @chuckleheadgigglepants8374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This reminded me of “you son of a bitch! I’m in.”

    • @fazi3597
      @fazi3597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was reading this as I came to that part of the video XD

    • @Hxrii
      @Hxrii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one Important lol same

  • @chrisfanner
    @chrisfanner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    "Please remove this uneasy feeling."
    *Gets struck down*

    • @sharonnyap
      @sharonnyap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Removed with side effects

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That uneasy feeling was a warning that they where gonna be struck down

    • @Jorquia
      @Jorquia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      888 likes

    • @cademurphy6998
      @cademurphy6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, .....the uneasy feeling is gone

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did

  • @saintcain9645
    @saintcain9645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4684

    When you said "hey google" it turned on my multiple Google homes and BLASTED out the testies definition all throughout my house

    • @grassygaming7189
      @grassygaming7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      Nice passive show off. "My multiple Google homes"

    • @jarrettw3712
      @jarrettw3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      bruh when this happened, it blasted throughout my multiple homes.

    • @usernotfound9073
      @usernotfound9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@jarrettw3712 I edited this comment now you have no idea what I said :3

    • @firejuggler31
      @firejuggler31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Bless me Oh shi............,
      Can I have one of Bianca, Destroyer if Grabbits houses?

    • @LuckyDT
      @LuckyDT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      What a bizarre flex.

  • @masekiibo
    @masekiibo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6608

    Thumbnail: “Please don’t let the police find the body.”
    Gray: *yEs*

    • @bobbo6912
      @bobbo6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      R e

    • @voidfloof
      @voidfloof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      666 likes...

    • @Wavgun3k
      @Wavgun3k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      666 likes. Iconic

    • @bobbo6912
      @bobbo6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@voidfloof imagine there's no heaven

    • @connerdevine8062
      @connerdevine8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      777 illegal likes

  • @TheSevenGuy
    @TheSevenGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4373

    “His testicle is now larger, he is diagnosed with- What the hell”

    • @abrahamaguilar5619
      @abrahamaguilar5619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm pretty sure most people had that reaction

    • @lean_monkey
      @lean_monkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      hes diagnosed with what the hell

    • @Localniners
      @Localniners 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oof

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MoltenMiner imagine being diagnosed with what the hell ngl

    • @official_marked_one
      @official_marked_one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Living with What the Hell is no Piece of Cake, talking from experience

  • @4rs0n1sm
    @4rs0n1sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    "Please can i have one good day"
    *"oh my god, you again? Give it a rest buddy"*

  • @honey-nl2xr
    @honey-nl2xr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    “The child was placed on the dark web” 💀💀💀

    • @samanthacar8701
      @samanthacar8701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ッNo name Was it just me or did the name of the person change when the answer came up

    • @horizon146
      @horizon146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh no, Jaystation will get him now

    • @honey-nl2xr
      @honey-nl2xr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sam gamer yeah I know right, I got well confused when I saw that

    • @toboringo
      @toboringo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sam gamer and the prayer was changed from “parent” to “father” and also the age 🤔🤔🤔

    • @galaxyanimal
      @galaxyanimal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What's really interesting to me is that the name of the guy who didn't want to become a father(Jonathan Lewis) is the same as the name of a guy that murdered his sweetheart, Naiomy Wise, because she was pregnant in 1807. If you don't beleive me look up "Omie Wise"(Omie is short for Naomi). Jonathan's name is also shortened to "Jon Lewis."

  • @evelynR1312
    @evelynR1312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4111

    “Yeah I’m in a religion”
    “Oh yeah, what’s it called?”
    “Regret + bud light”
    You could have just said Florida...

  • @lucyyy0385
    @lucyyy0385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3769

    gray: "i answered murderous psycho's prayers"
    *so you answered your own prayers?*
    update: he changed the title :(

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lol nice

    • @JuliusCaesar2005
      @JuliusCaesar2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm not surprised that was the original title lmao

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He probably changed it for monetization reasons. I imagine "murderous" isn't a very advertiser-friendly word.
      Also I have just discovered that apparently TH-cam's spellchecker recognizes "demonetization" as a word, but not "monetization". That seems appropriate.

    • @lordmoonowl8650
      @lordmoonowl8650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      X Robinflight X me too

    • @painedfetus8210
      @painedfetus8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It called Elon an "evil god" bc he clicked the I am an evil god before randomizing and getting Elon Musk

  • @pussinboots9983
    @pussinboots9983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    "I'm starting to think that my followers are dumb as hell."
    You are not wrong...literally.

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how religions with "supreme" beings got a foothold.

    • @pussinboots9983
      @pussinboots9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@BennyLlama39 That is why I am an Atheist.

    • @govey_jor
      @govey_jor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @cheesemunchy
      @cheesemunchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no, they're dumb and in hell

    • @shinkreytpuylap
      @shinkreytpuylap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pussinboots9983
      Pussy in boots

  • @routineharpy5259
    @routineharpy5259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Homer Simpson: "Why do my actions have consequences?"
    Gary: "yEs."

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha gary

    • @beanybain
      @beanybain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Homer simpson: am I a bad person for what I do to my son?
      Gray: nO

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gary!? That's *blasphemy,* dammit! Or was it heresy? 🤔 Either way, God/Gray isn't happy. 😀

    • @xingqiu2010
      @xingqiu2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES*

    • @burnv664
      @burnv664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GaryIsStillPlayingVideoGames, your favourite missisipi man.

  • @tooktookdamuffin
    @tooktookdamuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    "The only game where you get to be a god that ruins people's lives."
    What are you talking about, Gray? You are just that!

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It describes literally every god simulator he plays.

    • @galanary
      @galanary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NotAGoat ...

  • @infinitelydark5922
    @infinitelydark5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Car: Hits Random Civilian.
    Civilian: *Dies*
    Car Driver: *Dies?*

  • @user-gh1ql5uc8t
    @user-gh1ql5uc8t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    NPC: "I'm a soldier approaching middle age, can I be a youtuber?"
    Grey: "Get a real job."
    Lmao

    • @thequeer_underthebed2535
      @thequeer_underthebed2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J sorry I messed up the 300

    • @leon-np2xo
      @leon-np2xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hypocrite...

    • @thequeer_underthebed2535
      @thequeer_underthebed2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dragon Lion
      Oh thanks, how very sweet of you. I’m subbing.
      note the sarcasm

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Astruc: I like how the character's name is, “Iris", interesting name choice.

  • @kiwisweet5520
    @kiwisweet5520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    6:41 is nobody gonna talk about how cheap that “extensive finger surgery” was????

    • @jaxtherippah970
      @jaxtherippah970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      She’s also legal secretary and she couldn’t afford it 😂

    • @nathanzahm1845
      @nathanzahm1845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It was in pounds, which means this takes place in the UK, which has free/very cheap healthcare

    • @jaxtherippah970
      @jaxtherippah970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nathan Zahm but £100 sounds too cheap for an extension. They would have to go private too.

    • @ARVash
      @ARVash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It would cost a $100 to even get looked at here, it would cost thousands if not tens of thousands...

    • @blue.johnstone.z
      @blue.johnstone.z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nathanzahm1845 yeah unless it's dentist or optician all their healthcare stuff is free

  • @xOuroboros
    @xOuroboros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "I thought this game would be wholesome for once-"
    *wait- really?*

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nothing says family like incest

    • @Reaper-kb6jc
      @Reaper-kb6jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@acewolfgang276 incest is always the best

  • @hodgy_boi
    @hodgy_boi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    3:37 Iris the soldier
    “Iris, you need to get a real job”

    • @mabelkelley2578
      @mabelkelley2578 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:37 Iris the soldier
      “Iris, you need to get a real job”

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Astruc: Interesting name choice, Iris.

  • @fartlord888
    @fartlord888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    NPC: Theres a fat kid at school, can I bully him without getting in trouble?
    Gray: YOU MEAN LITTLE JUVENILE!!!
    Also Gray: sure

    • @darkmonger6244
      @darkmonger6244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sleepy Wolfy what

    • @day_dream2904
      @day_dream2904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, would you be surprised if Gray did something like that?

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have 666 likes. 0:

    • @hicrazyedd2715
      @hicrazyedd2715 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      780

  • @Moth.Monarch
    @Moth.Monarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "Are you an evil god?"
    Gray: In real life or in the game cause either way its a y e s

    • @jettsamuelson9669
      @jettsamuelson9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He rules over Florida

    • @mikaelnoob1765
      @mikaelnoob1765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leifimations l khhki

    • @peppapig9540
      @peppapig9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just scrolled through the with my in shut and my finger land on yours! Now you get a like. Your welcome 🙏

  • @God-hr9tm
    @God-hr9tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    *I Always Leave It On Read Lmfao*

    • @TheAbysmalEye
      @TheAbysmalEye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Can I be black

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I want to be able to switch sexes and beat off to myself.

    • @runfromtruth2653
      @runfromtruth2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God I don’t want you too much I love y’all and I’ll talk later I’m sorry 😐 I gotta I like the most amazing 😉 is a good night I wanna smash

    • @God-hr9tm
      @God-hr9tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      RunFromTruth *Lmao, Nobody Likes Me Or Even Loves Me , their just says that not to End Up In hell Lol*

    • @runfromtruth2653
      @runfromtruth2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God ass eater 1000 😀😀😀

  • @djani021
    @djani021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    *The child was placed on the dark web*

    • @alt8791
      @alt8791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Scrolled to this right as he said it

    • @m4ryslibrary
      @m4ryslibrary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alt8791 same

    • @icegiant7350
      @icegiant7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The child is no longer on the dark web
      *I own the child now*

    • @MYSTERIOUSORBS
      @MYSTERIOUSORBS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *i am that child*

    • @hicrazyedd2715
      @hicrazyedd2715 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      400

  • @sparky-xz1nb
    @sparky-xz1nb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    What if grey actually is God and these games really are just him messing around with with real life

    • @Fiercewhisp08
      @Fiercewhisp08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What if we’re just Sims and God is the player?

    • @sparky-xz1nb
      @sparky-xz1nb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Fiercewhisp08 well if gray is God that explains 2020

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sparky-xz1nb *_OH _**_-GOD-_**_ GRAY NO!!!_*

    • @henrysaid9470
      @henrysaid9470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sparky 2 it hasn’t said my name so yay

    • @nightmary1313
      @nightmary1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes sense

  • @jovialseraph2oh7
    @jovialseraph2oh7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    “Oh I can just strike him down”
    - Graystillplays 2019

  • @tashamott
    @tashamott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    “Grey still plays” I’m surprised too

  • @shitdang7645
    @shitdang7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "...and you'll wake up with a case of, SMALL BALL!"

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    8:05 To add to this, the condition is also associated with having "fragile X syndrome", which means you likely gave the guy an intellectual disability.

    • @hypertech116
      @hypertech116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gray fixed it later

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hypertech116 Fixed what, exactly, though?

  • @sunfish9996
    @sunfish9996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    But annie is already a murderer at 16....

  • @jaidora
    @jaidora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    A mother got impregnated by her son, is this a Florida Man thing or an Alabama Man thing?

  • @embop1266
    @embop1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “emilys face broke out in acne”
    theyre not wrong

  • @goblin_girl_7444
    @goblin_girl_7444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When he said “hey google what is ‘insert name of the disease here’ my google heard it...
    I’m worried that my parents know what I ask my google

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If your parents are prudish enough to be offended from you looking up a disease I feel bad for you

    • @goblin_girl_7444
      @goblin_girl_7444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gracehaven5459 what would happen if you were in that situation
      My parents would just be confused and ask me about it and it’d be embarrassing for me because asking for help while crying because I can’t figure out how to math is embarrassing for me. I don’t like being embarrased

  • @friendlyneighborhooddude4185
    @friendlyneighborhooddude4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Nobody:
    Gray: “hmm what should my name be... Aha! OhShi.....!”

    • @lad1198
      @lad1198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah yes, nobody meme format is funny

    • @Chimera144
      @Chimera144 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jajaja funne

  • @GalacticFarter
    @GalacticFarter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    “YOU SICK LITTLE JUVENILE! SURE!”

  • @shlevloshive531
    @shlevloshive531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "What's your favorite god?"
    Me: "yes"

  • @mlucasl
    @mlucasl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This game have so much potential! Imagine the stories really mix. Like one of the bodies hidden in the garage were the little ones father, so then you become invested in maybe this choice I could helpthe granny, or get her to prison. In the end, every desition will become who I reunite this family, or how I stop her to going to prison. Just by connecting the prayers, not even needing to add a "reason".

  • @nex3517
    @nex3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Toilet sniffer:
    Secret agent:
    the kid named *depression*:
    *praise me, oh shi.....”*

  • @poot2939
    @poot2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I feel empty if he doesn’t start with - “ Alright so we’re checking out the only game ...”

  • @littletravelblog7589
    @littletravelblog7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:16 "I'm starting to notice the all evil bastards in this game are all children." Like in real life.

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, 3:23 - @Disney: Is the NPC that asked this prayer named after ********that********* Iris?

  • @tedda672
    @tedda672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "There's a Fat kid at school. Can I bully him without getting in trouble?"
    YOU SICK LITTLE JUVENILE! SuRe!

  • @x_fri3nd937
    @x_fri3nd937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I thought that he was going to name the god "Floridaman" or "Floridagod".

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Akasha Snow he should have named the religion florida men

  • @TtEL
    @TtEL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    2:20 does anyone else notice that the first line says "Oh Oh Shi............."

    • @feloniousphil7398
      @feloniousphil7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh shi…………..

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so this ytp universe cyborg and billy mays and the red guy too living in a hell

  • @marlaina4623
    @marlaina4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:22 my jaw literally dropped and then I almost exploded

  • @shawyo5
    @shawyo5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “ Killing 50 aliens. That’s not who I’m trying to screw over here. I don’t know how many people died.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daviradityapasyaritonga3701
    @daviradityapasyaritonga3701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Arthur: *please make my right testicle larger*

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:59 - "Please make my parents stop arguing."
    The first prayer, and it already makes me wish you could make it true by employing more... _creative_ methods. Like shutting them up by having them eaten by wolves, or literally making their mouths grow shut Matrix style.

  • @critica77y77
    @critica77y77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:42 The developers missed a great opportunity to have the driver wet his pants.

  • @futuristicenderman5215
    @futuristicenderman5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:36
    Gray: "Dexter's father never returned home because he was beaten up and left for DEATH..."
    Death the Grim Reaper: Yeah that is right.

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which death the one from the Sims? Or the regular one? Because the one from the Sims would just leave because gray is playing 😂

    • @futuristicenderman5215
      @futuristicenderman5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thunderlordabove420 umm idk i did not even thought of a name until you replied xd

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@futuristicenderman5215 well it's probably the Sims death 😂

  • @Thatangelsimp
    @Thatangelsimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Gray : *talks about Satan*
    Lucifer: *sad doggo noise*

  • @noodlearg9745
    @noodlearg9745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Friend: hey what’s ur religion
    Me: oh, I’m regret+budlightish

  • @BrokeBot
    @BrokeBot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:36 that actually sounds normal for a kid to say, they are evil

  • @njackson6807
    @njackson6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You know, the devs of this made a game called InstLife, which actually inspired BitLife!

  • @heavenlygaze-
    @heavenlygaze- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    *The Gang’s bank robbery was unsuccessful*
    “ARTHUR, I HAVE A PLAN!”

  • @captain0ffd244
    @captain0ffd244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Gray : “you just messed up by asking that question”
    Me : “no they messed up by asking you”

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Grey: “holy sh!t it just got dark”
    Me: “no it got on the dark WEB”

  • @ironici
    @ironici 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Are you kidding when you say "the only game that..."?
    Because you've played a hundred games just like this.

  • @Acetyl53
    @Acetyl53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Three ancient curses:
    -May you find what you are looking for.
    -May you gain the attention of important people.
    -May you live in interesting times.

  • @prickitt1743
    @prickitt1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The last time I was this early Gray didn’t kill everyone gruesomely.

    • @prickitt1743
      @prickitt1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      a decent person, I have tricked you, for I have seen videos where one person survived! That’s not everyone 😌

    • @prickitt1743
      @prickitt1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Laugh Track
      I speak the true true. One person made it out alive before

    • @officerari
      @officerari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *slow clapping*

  • @dinosaurchickenuggets2906
    @dinosaurchickenuggets2906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:34 im getting south park flash backs
    R.I.P clydes mom

  • @darkmonger6244
    @darkmonger6244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:00 That’s pretty much EVERY game you play.

  • @squidward8085
    @squidward8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Satan is a randomly generated name
    “I thought this was a wholesome game”

  • @alexabyrd8912
    @alexabyrd8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    No one:
    Gray: There's a button for evil god. We gotta push that.
    PS I love your vids gray!!
    Edit: 114 likes!!! Oh my this is the most I've ever had!!

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha thanks.

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GrayStillPlays Haha thanks*
      *Due to the unclear nature of your "thank you", it'll only be partially accepted.

    • @alexabyrd8912
      @alexabyrd8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GrayStillPlays You're welcome

  • @aidenfurry471
    @aidenfurry471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "i like how i've gone from being a god to the department of motor vehicles" nice

  • @kinzieohno
    @kinzieohno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Iris: I want to be the best streamer in the world!
    Also Iris: streams on TH-cam and not Twitch ... 3:21

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Disney: Interesting name choice.

  • @mr.sansman5341
    @mr.sansman5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:11 That’s actually perfect because it’s he’s saying, “Oh sh**. I’m going to be a parent.”

  • @bitxy_nyxy
    @bitxy_nyxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    There's nothing that makes my day brighter than seeing that gray has uploaded, and is ruining people's lives

  • @ryabow
    @ryabow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gray: "Is not every day I get to screw with people in space"
    Also Gray: "today in universe sandbox 2, I'm going to chuck a pyramid at Earth at 100 times the speed of light!"

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Astronauts, not, Gray, in space.

  • @JoDoSa
    @JoDoSa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gray best sentence
    "I need to put, at least, one person in the hospital, everyday or so"

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    >I've been impregnated by my son
    Hol' up.

  • @purpleshep7439
    @purpleshep7439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:36
    me: *spinning in my chair
    gray: TOILET SNIFFER!
    me: *stops spinning and has a confused look

  • @rarestdoge
    @rarestdoge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Everytime that Zelda Oot sound playes I'm like
    "I need to play some more Oot"
    (As if I haven't played enough already)

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speaking of Ocarina Of Time, have you heard of Navi, Link’s really annoying companion in that game?

  • @capsulecat8569
    @capsulecat8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:33 Well that escalated quickly.

  • @cherrybomb8120
    @cherrybomb8120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    We will now read the holy bible of: “Oh shi.............”

    • @pinkharth860
      @pinkharth860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genensis 1:1
      He destroyed everything.
      OK THANKS KIDS CYA TOMORROW.

  • @KiroChisa
    @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Change god name DAMMIT!"
    Game dev's: oh shi....

  • @glace8641
    @glace8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:28 to the guillotine

  • @eliyia7697
    @eliyia7697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:30 Hold up, did Jon, just order glasses whilst he was praying to the almighty, Oh shi............? Pitiful, I spit on you Jon.

  • @chaotic_moron6077
    @chaotic_moron6077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:34 Freddie is a superhero a superhero prayed to an evil god

  • @LunauticalDev
    @LunauticalDev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:00 when he said, "hey google," my phone that I'm watching this video on went off😂

    • @StillStoney
      @StillStoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My phone does that for there ads too lol kinda creepy its always listening

  • @thegreendorito9095
    @thegreendorito9095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:33 Sounds like an anime protagonist's backstory to me.

  • @AnTransPerson
    @AnTransPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is the next Deku if you get this you’re a legend 7:20

  • @neptunestardust
    @neptunestardust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Perfect way to end the day, in a sadistic way 😂

  • @adammcwish6849
    @adammcwish6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    No one :
    Literally no one:
    Me: ANNIE ARE YOU OK

  • @fartlord888
    @fartlord888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Can you make my right t*st*cl* bigger
    Gray: wHY Of cOuRSe!

  • @ThisChannelIsAbandonedLol
    @ThisChannelIsAbandonedLol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:32
    Gray: I wonder what the random god names are
    Random god names: Elon musk
    Me: the creator of Tesla cybertruck

  • @PersonManManManMan
    @PersonManManManMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    _Jake from AT menacingly: We can rule them like gods... _*_AnGrY GoDs_*

  • @nathanieldardar4295
    @nathanieldardar4295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:22
    Deity of
    Motor
    Vehicles

  • @fireinfused9142
    @fireinfused9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:17 SHE DID KILL ALL OF THE STAFF

  • @kuriko_
    @kuriko_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:39 i granted this wish and the consequence was "nothing changed :)" :_
    this game is so randomly wholesome and terrible LOL

  • @caidenelliot3611
    @caidenelliot3611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "..where the person has abnormally large testies"
    Gray- OH YESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MalaWielkaFirma
    @MalaWielkaFirma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “YOU SICK LITTLE JUVENILLE
    SURE!”

  • @ace-jb6tn
    @ace-jb6tn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “And Freya fell into the toilet.”
    **flash backs to South Park**

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which, exactly, though, season, and, episode? And, did this happen in the movie?

  • @blindey
    @blindey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the first video of yours I watched, Gray, which is to say I started watching recently. At like December 26th, via random TH-cam Recommendation. Love your channel and kinda just put it on whenever, because it always manages to make me laugh and smile. Thank you.

  • @garnettekken
    @garnettekken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Don’t find the bodies” 😂 😂

  • @ExcaliburGamingYT
    @ExcaliburGamingYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Bruh you single handily caused global warming.

  • @paing06
    @paing06 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have watched this 12 times now and the “holy shi- it is god lightning” gets me every time!!😂

  • @YaBoiPatron
    @YaBoiPatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing is better than a GrayStillPlays video and some Pijama Short

  • @Starrytchi
    @Starrytchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey Gray. I recently had a loss in the family, and watching your videos kept me from crying. Thank you. You're really funny and it helped take my mind off of the death. I've been a mess since Tuesday when the member passed. Watching you helped. :)

  • @mochimio
    @mochimio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “If they didn’t die, I hope they’re happy Maisie” as a person who is called Maisie, that is very unnerving

  • @Ace-eor
    @Ace-eor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watched every intro of Gray and he always says "Alright"

  • @candinator7923
    @candinator7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:44 I broke down laughing and fell of my bed tipping over my bowl of peanuts XD