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  • I Answered Prayers made by Terrible People - Prayr
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    ABOUT: Prayr
    Set in the modern-day, Prayr puts the player in God's shoes where you receive incoming prayers from procedurally-generated people.
    Your moral compass will be tested as you accept or reject prayers covering a whole range of issues all within a certain time and limitations.
    Features
    Over 125 prayrs (with variations) to be answered
    Randomly generated characters so you know who you're judging!
    Plenty of seasonal prayrs; play during Christmas and get Christmas related prayrs!
    Name your god, religion, followers and your own holy text
    Have your followers build places of worship to provide a bonus when gaining followers
    Smite a person once per round to reject their prayer and get a new one
    Earn followers through your actions
    Alignment; you can see whether you're good or bad
    Achievements to earn
    #graystillplays #indie #simulation

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  • @jodiefong4397
    @jodiefong4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3566

    I would try some of these games, but I feel like gray’s creativity and imagination is what makes the games really fun, not necessarily game itself.

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      I would 100% agree. It's simple Florida man magic.

    • @samaimson9753
      @samaimson9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Bunnies will rule the world I think Gray should make his own game!

    • @kiwigamer2598
      @kiwigamer2598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      your right

    • @OrphanJupiter
      @OrphanJupiter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The creative situations in the games help tho. I like to believe its a team effort between gray and the games

    • @kiwigamer2598
      @kiwigamer2598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OrphanJupiter dhtrjtghctuiohiguit

  • @Sanguinerose2324
    @Sanguinerose2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1998

    "I've been impregnated by my stepdad!"
    Me: That's not inbreeding.
    Gray, the god: Don't care, two heads!

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I was going to say. Discusting and immoral, yes. Alabama, no.

    • @chrissmith6097
      @chrissmith6097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Blank Blank depends on how long he’s been her stepdad. She is 38, so it’s not that disgusting or immoral. Don’t be so quick to judge

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@welshieranger4697 Your using "disgusting" wrong. Some people think pineapple on Pizza is disgusting. Its a relative term. Immoral is also relative before anyone asks. These terms have to do with the person making the judgement.
      I am more interested in why no one has brought up concerns over the level of consent involved.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@welshieranger4697 Thats not incest, thats incest plus a lot of things commonly associated with incest.
      People always do this and i really wonder why they can't separate things. Incest means incest, not everything that commonly comes with incest.
      Also your example of objective is subjective. You just gave a subject. You also included a child.
      Incest between the same sex for instance has no child involved. Incest does not require the ability to create a child to be incest. Someone can be infertile and its still incest.
      Your just making a lot of mistakes that are basically just the same mistake. Incest means incest.

    • @alphaplayzz1381
      @alphaplayzz1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *inpregnanted*

  • @aerongray2228
    @aerongray2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    i occasionally hear voices, and its very rarely understandable words - one that stands out is "WAKE UP." so yeah, helpful voices XD

    • @gracehowell.
      @gracehowell. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *belts* WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

    • @o-mangaming5042
      @o-mangaming5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @Oreo Cookie Sometimes, last year, I would hear very tiny almost inaudible meows. My cat died at the end of 2018 . . . and these didn't sound like they were coming from the outside of the house.

    • @phoebemurphy8994
      @phoebemurphy8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I actually just did a research paper on hearing voices and interestingly a lot of it depends on your culture. in the west, people tend to associate hearing voices with mental illness so take the voices to have a negative meaning. whereas in some cultures hearing voices is associated with being closer to a higher power (god, the universe, etc) so the voices are seen as beneficial and constructive

    • @aerongray2228
      @aerongray2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@phoebemurphy8994 thats pretty interesting. i'm british and consider it to be some sort of mental health thing but also im not prejudiced against mental health, its not bad in itself :)

    • @phoebemurphy8994
      @phoebemurphy8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@aerongray2228 yeah same honestly. I'm also British and see its links to mental health but I also believe in its potential to be a spiritual thing so. it's good that you don't see it as something terrible. they say that's the best way to learn to cope :)

  • @austin7476
    @austin7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    "Tell my brother in law that pie slice does not go with pie slice"
    Ah yes, the floor is made of floor after all.

    • @peterjohansson1828
      @peterjohansson1828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I honestly just thought that was the games way of saying he ate to much pie.

    • @siliconsulfide8
      @siliconsulfide8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got one with an egg with an egg and another one but I don't remember it

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not true; sometimes the floor is lava!

    • @letsgetreal6402
      @letsgetreal6402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nightweaver1 thats the most wholesome comment ive ever seen on the internet

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nightweaver1 I'm subscribing to you purely for that comment

  • @adamdavenport8009
    @adamdavenport8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Me: Gray, I'm infertile. Please help me get pregnant.
    Gray: You became pregnant but died during childbirth because you're a man and that's not supposed to stretch like that.

    • @dolphinmage4858
      @dolphinmage4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Google hyena giving birth. I dare you. 🤣

    • @o-mangaming5042
      @o-mangaming5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was honestly waiting for one of those pregnancy requests to be from a man.

    • @dolphinmage4858
      @dolphinmage4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@o-mangaming5042 I was too. Maybe next time. I also want one of the pregnancy requests to be from the AI.

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dolphinmage4858 you've been watching too many 80s films

    • @Yandere7290
      @Yandere7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...Or hentai

  • @The_Keeper
    @The_Keeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Fun fact about voices in people's heads: What they tell you depends on the culture.
    Apparently in the industrialised western world, they tend to be negative and say stuff like "kill you neighbour", whereas in other cultures can be downright benign like "you look good today" or "bake a cake"...

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, if the voice is telling you to kill your neighbor, that doesn't mean it dislikes you.

  • @TJKKelly-ej7en
    @TJKKelly-ej7en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    Thumbnail: Will you destroy humanity?
    Gray with a demonic voice: *Is that even a question?*
    Edit: wow this was an actual decent comment if it was to get 500 likes, *w o w*

    • @roboticactivities
      @roboticactivities 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TJK2019 Kelly humanity is just homeless shrek trying to end the world so he’s alone in his swamp with no disturbance

    • @coconutthecockatiel478
      @coconutthecockatiel478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why are you explaining me?

    • @voxsq
      @voxsq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      α¢тυαℓℓу ¢яιиgє 😬

    • @TJKKelly-ej7en
      @TJKKelly-ej7en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LamsShipper 4Life yes

    • @hirosubarucanajensen6195
      @hirosubarucanajensen6195 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You: WOULD BE COOL IF COMMENT GET 500 LIKES us: DOUBLE THAT PARTNER

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Gray: "you're a zombie, why are you working at Best Buy?"
    Zombie: "They have great benefits"
    Me: "I now want to see someone make a movie or TV show about a zombie working at Best Buy"

  • @IAmNotYourProblem
    @IAmNotYourProblem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Fun fact: people who hear voices report different voices depending on where the person is from.
    Americans and most in the west report angry and vengeful voices of strangers, while people in Africa and Asia usually report nice voices of dead family members who encourage and comfort them.

    • @supertrollariobros1261
      @supertrollariobros1261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      We get all the murder victims while africa gets family members looking after them

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How the tf is that possible?!
      How bout Europeans?

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matthew_natividad placebo

    • @justhjon2217
      @justhjon2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matthew_natividad snarky victorian uppity britishmen

    • @canadiandee6342
      @canadiandee6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      matthew natividad it depends on the culture the person is from. As a whole, voices are seen as a mental illness in North America and the UK. Other places, it is considered a spiritual experience. It can be caused by the same thing, but one group views it with negative connotations, and the other sees it as comfort from family members.

  • @KanyeWestFanPage
    @KanyeWestFanPage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    “This is probably the least amount of problems I’ve had with in-bread children in a game”
    FBI agent: Hmm interesting

    • @pseudotaco
      @pseudotaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *I N - B R E A D*

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/fails

    • @pseudotaco
      @pseudotaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KiroChisa
      r/im14andthisiswoooosh
      r/ihavereddit

    • @KanyeWestFanPage
      @KanyeWestFanPage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      K da cool why you always in my reply section

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KanyeWestFanPage huh I don't know

  • @LJT7907
    @LJT7907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I’m surprised we haven’t run across a scenario of infertility asking for help to get pregnant in this game only for the game to say “ok pregnant by a relative”

  • @samaimson9753
    @samaimson9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Gray, please make Big Ben Bong for Brexit 😁
    Imagine the headlines:
    Florida Man Smokes Dope From Big Ben Bong in Celebration of Brexit!

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory ปีที่แล้ว

      The THC from a bong the size of Big Ben could prove deadly. Prayr granted.

  • @DaveC2729
    @DaveC2729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You do realize that 'Shi' is Japanese for 'Death' right? So that's the perfect god name for you.

  • @josiahwhite6141
    @josiahwhite6141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Gray: I get stronger with every game!!
    Game: nO

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me: (tapping fingertips together) E-e-excellent. 😈

    • @josiahwhite6141
      @josiahwhite6141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ben trimble Game: plEase No More Toture

  • @SunsetBlvd13
    @SunsetBlvd13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    5:06 "~learn to crochet~"
    I watch these videos while I'm crocheting my blanket so I got real creeped out by this XD

  • @baconninja4481
    @baconninja4481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    When Gray says he’s shutting TH-cam to make us suffer
    TH-cam: DEMONETIZED BIT**

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Huh Did Google translate get drunk or what?

    • @spoonman5184
      @spoonman5184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats a bad word, is it possible for youtube to demonitize itself?

    • @coppercrown3032
      @coppercrown3032 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like demon itized in a demonic voice by Gray lol

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spoonman5184 Maybe, because, it depends on if Susan Wojisci is fired from @TH-cam.

  • @emersonoliveira7100
    @emersonoliveira7100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I have seen some studies that show that the voices in your head are based on how the society sees it, in places where there's a stigma, the voice is evil, and places where the voices are seen just as they should be, the voices are just a person talking to you, it's really crazy how our brains work

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you direct me to any links? This subject always fascinated me

  • @guap9749
    @guap9749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Gray, PLEASE play 'DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game' it has wacky physics and I think you would love jt

    • @thegamerofall5878
      @thegamerofall5878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get this from jacksepticeye PewDiePie Markiplier or did you get it from???

    • @cloudypixels_
      @cloudypixels_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thegamer of all I didn't understand what you just said dude

    • @guap9749
      @guap9749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thegamerofall5878 just in my steam queue and it looked fun

    • @Aden.m04
      @Aden.m04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should play with delirious😂

    • @randomdude7052
      @randomdude7052 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guap So it’s basically goat simulator but with deer

  • @AJ-iu2ww
    @AJ-iu2ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Victoria, if I ever see you come up again, I'm gonna try and get you killed." Me, a depressed girl named Victoria: *JUST DO IT*

  • @dolphinmage4858
    @dolphinmage4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I really want the sentient AI to ask to get pregnant now

  • @alexbock8353
    @alexbock8353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Prayer: “I want to be more active”
    Gray: “Then go for a walk!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rabbadidi7385
    @rabbadidi7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Damn gray, we Australians just lost 30% of our koalas and now you're eliminating the platypus?

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about kangaroos? Those are found all over Australia, and, Oceania.

  • @jey6260
    @jey6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You can start a religious war in this game so please do it 🤣

  • @lemaygaming6952
    @lemaygaming6952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The right breast is usually smaller, so that's probably why they asked for it to be bigger and not the left.

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This. This is such a great meta answer. Like. Wow 😂 Equating the testes to the breasts. Like, a drag queen that corsets so tight that their balls got pushed up to their chest. Head. Needs. To. Stop. Supplying. Images. Like. This.

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DizzyBusy there was a breasts question

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DizzyBusy it looks like envisioning what was happening to the purple guy is going to have some competition

  • @sovietbot6708
    @sovietbot6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    4:59 I have schizophrenia, and some of my voices tell me to do things to better myself. I've been working on not projecting so much because one of the voices said I need to stop projecting.

    • @hubblybubbly1497
      @hubblybubbly1497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Gaytheist I’m gonna go ahead and assume your joking.

    • @sovietbot6708
      @sovietbot6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hubblybubbly1497 I'm not.

    • @hazard1233
      @hazard1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Gaytheist one of mine said to watch Gray

    • @sovietbot6708
      @sovietbot6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hazard1233 that voice has good taste

    • @midgematic8659
      @midgematic8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn give me ur buddies dude, my voices tell me how to kill myself via what objects are in the same room as me. Good thing Im on heavy medication

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    5:01 Remember: _you_ are also a voice in your head. You're just the one in charge. Theoretically.

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are mostly correct

    • @freddie5890
      @freddie5890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      mm mm don't like this comment

  • @KiroChisa
    @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "More godly life ruining DAMMIT!"
    Mmm god is like "Dammit I know I made a mistake."

  • @DarthDestiny07
    @DarthDestiny07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Learn how to crochet."
    Is Gray psychic? I'm crocheting right now!

    • @datpixiegirl1920
      @datpixiegirl1920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are you working on? My favorite thing to crochet (and knit) is hats because they don't take much yarn and size is usually OS. =)

    • @DarthDestiny07
      @DarthDestiny07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@datpixiegirl1920 I usually crochet blankets. I've got one picture of my current project on Twitter @Krissyblankets.

    • @yanamonee0116
      @yanamonee0116 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I crochet too!! I was looking for a comment like this.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom knows how to crochet!

  • @ebenappel
    @ebenappel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I have voices in my head and they’re evil and
    They’re scared of me

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As it should be

    • @mrthanos2404
      @mrthanos2404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best description of Gray.

  • @justaperson6997
    @justaperson6997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Hey gray I just like to say I found your channel a month or two ago and ever since I fell in love the content and all the jokes in the editing everything is just perfect keep up the good work dude!

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR!!? He reminds me of Zero Punctuation Croshaw that way

    • @avalanche1990
      @avalanche1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. The TH-cam algorithm was nice to me when it recommended this channel haven't looked back since. Man their is great for passing the time at work

  • @CelticVictory
    @CelticVictory ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You're a zombie. You don't need health insurance." As zombism is a pre-existing condition, he'll need health insurance.

  • @KanyeWestFanPage
    @KanyeWestFanPage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “I am being bullied at work because I poo standing up. Please make them stop”
    Satan: Whacha got there?

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also wait... how would their co-workers know HOW they poop anyway in order to bully them? Somebody got a hidden bathroom camera?

    • @deeroffear197
      @deeroffear197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nightweaver20xx no one said anything about him doing it in the bathroom😂

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deeroffear197 Ewwwwww....

    • @sansburningtale37
      @sansburningtale37 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at who made the video for the spoiler

  • @energyshatty9020
    @energyshatty9020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “More pregnancies DAMNIT”

  • @tigerstarshockwave9105
    @tigerstarshockwave9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Why does Gray love torturing NPCs so much?

  • @emisswag2799
    @emisswag2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Regret and Budlight, my favorite combination for world destruction

  • @dogsharkgameing3354
    @dogsharkgameing3354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh powerful god pls give me power so I can make everyone Constipated at once

    • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
      @vipervidsgamingplus5723 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dogshark Gameing why not go for something more like increasing so it is double what it is currently

  • @shanettequao9043
    @shanettequao9043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good for Victoria Johnson!!!

  • @Jashinist-follower
    @Jashinist-follower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You may look like mr. Clean crossed with Skynet with homicidle tendencies"
    Bruh he looks like Victor Zsasz-

  • @Yandere7290
    @Yandere7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact: deformities from inbreeding are due to the parents having the same genes that cause them, it can also happen from someone unrelated but with the same kind of gene

    • @user-om9cf2tl8k
      @user-om9cf2tl8k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s actually really interesting

  • @ELRageEntity
    @ELRageEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:53 I know gray will probably never read this but some people do actually have voices that speak positively and actually do help some people function more happily in life. There are even recorded cases where schizophrenia patients have refused to receive treatment as their voices were supporting them and reducing their anxiety. Sadly it’s just stigmatised by the media that voices are evil and tell people to do horrible things. While yes there are some that this does happen it’s not as bad as it seems on the surface.

  • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
    @Complexicon_of_a_Startist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:25 "Howdy Oh Shi..............."
    Flowey be like "Howdy! I'm-- Oh Shi............"

  • @jammytalk
    @jammytalk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Yay my favourite time of the day upload time

  • @sebastiandomingos335
    @sebastiandomingos335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:20 my name is actually Sebastian as you can see so this was just great for me

  • @1216jimmyz
    @1216jimmyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family....why cross the street when you can cross the hall!!

  • @Aggoroth
    @Aggoroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gray:*answers horrible peoples prayers*
    Me:can i get the world to become into a Minecraft world

  • @3mma_2020
    @3mma_2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey everyone! I hope your having a good day today! ♡

  • @catxxlove
    @catxxlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Make big ben bong for brexit absolutely cracked me up

    • @kennybevan11
      @kennybevan11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too, and I voted Remain! 🤣

  • @MigattenoBlakae
    @MigattenoBlakae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:15
    Me: Having very unhappily married parents for my whole life.
    Also me: Named Blake
    O_o

  • @acesbar7161
    @acesbar7161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Learn a new language, try harder on your algebra test, learn how to crochet" *as I was learning how to crochet during watching this*

  • @segur6829
    @segur6829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was scrolling for a new video.
    Ty for the blessing :)

  • @DevillJin
    @DevillJin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The voices in my head tell me good stuff... dont forget this and stuff... plus in brain gps... bad one since they sometimes argue which is right way to go...

  • @thatundeadlegacy2985
    @thatundeadlegacy2985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How is the child imbred if its your stepdad?
    they aren't related....

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:11 Maybe it's because he meant the other kind of bong, but you went all Monkey's Paw on him and gave him a noise instead.

  • @iamelbows1318
    @iamelbows1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is it really a GrayStillPlays video without budlight?

  • @josefkeitell6946
    @josefkeitell6946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My new pick-up line is, "Do you want the personal touch, or should I miracle this?"

  • @spoonygaze
    @spoonygaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That moment when you’re watching someone else play prayr and you’re thinking about oh shi.... and then this notification comes up

    • @spoonygaze
      @spoonygaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shoot another glitch in the matrix moment. I was thinking about a channel i watched when i first joined youtube earlier this week (I haven’t seen it in about/just over a year) and a fricking just clicked on a video from their channel without realising it was from them (the channel name was cut off from the screen size). Ok that one isnt that big but whatever is still cool its 1am Im in a kinda like a drunk state by this time and i do stupid things and thing stupid things. Uh ok yep bye I wont reply to my comment anymore

  • @Zevox90
    @Zevox90 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:21 imma be honest I havent taken my dog on walks, but she still manages to get exercise by running through the house with some random sock or glove. That, and when she shoots across the backyard for hours

  • @Texasistan
    @Texasistan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I f***ing love this game

  • @DarkDragonOfLife
    @DarkDragonOfLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else like to sit here, eating popcorn and watch Grays videos like a movie because they enjoy dark humor and sadistic people?

  • @jwb52z9
    @jwb52z9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sure, you've caused mayhem on an ever increasing scale on this channel, but this is the first time I think you have ever instigated an immaculate conception! BTW, you're showing your age if you remember Matlock.

  • @capsulecat8569
    @capsulecat8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:24 r/softwaregore: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @joshuajesionowski5520
    @joshuajesionowski5520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you gray for making me laugh even when I am feeling down

  • @AkoTE.
    @AkoTE. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    They haven't had any encounters of that kind, strange.
    Me: Oh that's fine, some dude just snuck into their house in the middle of the night and gave her something.

  • @Aquitanic
    @Aquitanic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I was asked to make mankind suffer"
    And you gladly said yes.

  • @Muphet
    @Muphet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    every time i see new gray's video thumbnail i shake my head

  • @thegamerofall5878
    @thegamerofall5878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Whenever you join and says there's only one viewer but there is a hundred likes if we know TH-cam need an update

  • @thijmentol6555
    @thijmentol6555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    you know something is stupid, when even florida man says, "what?"

  • @robbieginsburg1050
    @robbieginsburg1050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The person who is actually first is one of the only people who aren’t saying first

  • @EL-ic6sd
    @EL-ic6sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really find this channel really relaxing

  • @joebarrant324
    @joebarrant324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is what happens when you watch TH-cam
    Me: ok time to go talk to myself and play video games at the same time

  • @saltrocks9035
    @saltrocks9035 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gray: why can’t the voices be like “learn a new language”
    Me: sir that is called adhd

  • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
    @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:45 ON IT!!!
    Edit: It just translates to
    "Destroy."

  • @alexanderzhmurov9624
    @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:17... God damn pandas and ibex all over again!

  • @ReallyVisual
    @ReallyVisual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I Love Your Vids Keep Up On The Good Content. :)

  • @skinman4207
    @skinman4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *_That moment when some toothpaste drops on your foot and your foot falls off_*
    #RELATABLE

  • @tiredfruit_
    @tiredfruit_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:08
    ...is- is she about to give birth to Jesus?!

  • @kuramasfoxyrose
    @kuramasfoxyrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not smiting the platypus hater was a horrible mistake.

  • @austinaguila7272
    @austinaguila7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:59 I named the good voices and only named 2 of the bad ones. Legit Saikou keeps telling me "Study, get your physics grade up". Then Dealmo be like 'Inhale protein and work out'

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't inhale protein, you will choke.

  • @sle_e_epy
    @sle_e_epy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So I came up with my own (horrible) prayr
    Rando: please let tomorrow not be Monday, I hate school
    The God: Says yes....everyday is now Tuesday and you still have to go to school
    Me(whispers): Why did I type this?

  • @mrtim5704
    @mrtim5704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1 view 100 likes
    This man broke reality itself

  • @atwststan2258
    @atwststan2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like this types of videos

  • @thegachatwins8083
    @thegachatwins8083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    oml watching the first few seconds already O.o (dats my reaction)

  • @ArthurCallahan516
    @ArthurCallahan516 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:27
    Thats how we southerners talk down here

  • @crypticandmachivellian
    @crypticandmachivellian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Learn how to crochet" made me laugh as I am crocheting while watching the video

  • @eyeruscat9439
    @eyeruscat9439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gray people do have good voices in their head, they’re called consciences.

  • @シロダサンダー
    @シロダサンダー 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cotton nighties battlegrounds... Sounds like a softcore porn... I'm down with that.

  • @SixArmedSweater
    @SixArmedSweater 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are constructive mental voices. They're called headmates. :)

  • @Kazdaddy69
    @Kazdaddy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jesus...this is messed up...BUT I LOVE IT

  • @Natalia-jb7vv
    @Natalia-jb7vv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Graystillplays: "How come voices are always negative? They're always like kill him. Why cant they be like learn a new language, try harder on your algebra test, learn how to crochet."
    One of the 2 voices in my head every morning: Learn a new language, try harder on your algebra test, learn how to crochet.
    The other voice in my head: KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL! HE TOOK YOUR COOKIES WHEN YOU WERE 5 RIP HIS TONGUE OUT OF HIS RECTUM! THAT CHICK JUST LOOKED AT YOU LET ME TAKE OVER AND RIP HER SPIN OUT OF HER MOUTH!
    Me: How 'bout I try to suppress you for another 19 hours Jenna?
    The violent second voice (Jenna): no plz.
    The nice voice: DO IT SUPPRESS HER!
    Me: *is confused by the nice voices sudden aggression*

  • @cowardice9737
    @cowardice9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    I just said nobody. I don’t know what you expected.

  • @TheAllSeeingGamer1
    @TheAllSeeingGamer1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gray this was so funny that I spit out my water

  • @StickBreightley
    @StickBreightley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dear Oh shi………,
    Please let my comment get pinned!

  • @Illkilla1984
    @Illkilla1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I found it funny that the game made a deformed baby with a stepdaughter and stepfather. No relation

    • @darkebuddha
      @darkebuddha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Might have just been some bad genes there....

    • @nyanSynxPHOENIX
      @nyanSynxPHOENIX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unless her mother married someone else in the family, like her brother maybe.

    • @bluedemon-xi1qh
      @bluedemon-xi1qh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GOTTA KEEP THE BLOODLINE PURE SO THE MOTHER MARRIED HER BROTHER

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their not blood related so... 🤷

  • @JDM-is-my-name
    @JDM-is-my-name 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want Gray to be the voices in my head now 😂😂😂

  • @gracehowell.
    @gracehowell. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The platypus went extinct" - as this is potentially happening because of the drought/bushfires/torrential rain at the moment, that's hard to hear.

  • @gamingpanda5734
    @gamingpanda5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch you so often I can tell which video I’m on just by the thumbnail.

  • @vodkant6381
    @vodkant6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    thank you for making me smile tonight, gray!!

  • @stormcloudz4184
    @stormcloudz4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Lyla's inbred child was born with 4 fingers on one hand"
    me: but...the thumb isn't technically a finger 🤔

  • @Silae.
    @Silae. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    gray: *KILLS EVERYONE*
    everyone: i liked that

  • @avoprim5028
    @avoprim5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:02 - Gray, but, what, exactly, is the connection between this particular prayer, and, your in game religion, which, is named, “regret + Bud Light”?