Absurd Trolley Problems

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  • @SirCheeto47
    @SirCheeto47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10677

    I love how mark decides to kill himself rather than the other four people, not because he would sacrifice himself to save others, but because his pride tells him, “I bet you can take a trolley.”

    • @MrTrolltle
      @MrTrolltle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Not his pride, his masochim

    • @ellabrooke1110
      @ellabrooke1110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      no hes just a masochist

    • @MoxxieIsBestBoi
      @MoxxieIsBestBoi ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He likes to dance to the Masochism Tango

    • @mysterynotch9098
      @mysterynotch9098 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean 5?

    • @kimbleryan7150
      @kimbleryan7150 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He thinks he can survive. Getting a train ran on him

  • @May-ii7sl
    @May-ii7sl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4039

    2:42
    "Ethan is resting peacefully on the trails but Mark WANTS to be hit by the trolley, not because he is a masochist, but because he wants to see if his body can take it."

    • @sleepysaff2
      @sleepysaff2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Just let ethan rest.

    • @sleepysaff2
      @sleepysaff2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It will all be okay

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Mark can take a train. He watched Thomas the Train. He's a train expert.

    • @mangotheclown
      @mangotheclown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My name is Ethan:c

    • @enriquesuarez7113
      @enriquesuarez7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmFAO hahaha

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2954

    The concept of 5 identical Marks having a masochism fight as a train barrels towards them is so funny

    • @onebilliontacos3405
      @onebilliontacos3405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      _They want to know if they can take it_

    • @DocKorbeno
      @DocKorbeno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ i snorted jesus' ashes

    • @acorn_acrom
      @acorn_acrom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ yo mama

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@acorn_acrom who tf is steave jobs

    • @PVempati
      @PVempati 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you watch ludwig?

  • @georgevoknerech228
    @georgevoknerech228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4638

    3:14
    "I'm not a masochist. I bet I can take a trolley"
    - Markiplier, 2022

    • @UnLucky-sol
      @UnLucky-sol ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1.5k likes and no replies? Let me fix that

    • @lemoniphobia
      @lemoniphobia ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@UnLucky-sol cant fix what isnt broken

    • @wObBlE73
      @wObBlE73 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
      @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I mean, if his insides get in the trolley maybe he can stop the trolley
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @shmirie666
      @shmirie666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas

  • @schunga098
    @schunga098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5838

    mark: "im not a masochist"
    also mark: "they are my clones this is what they would want"

    • @samkavanagh9165
      @samkavanagh9165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      💀

    • @CICellDirectorCairmann
      @CICellDirectorCairmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he doesnt get sexual pleasure from pain therefore hes not a masochist

    • @Micahthebee
      @Micahthebee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@CICellDirectorCairmann shh don't ruin it

    • @schunga098
      @schunga098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@CICellDirectorCairmann ye thats what you think

    • @GBArkais
      @GBArkais 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Do we have a compilation of Mark trying to deny that he's a masochist yet?

  • @thesiliconeduck5485
    @thesiliconeduck5485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6973

    i love how mark always says "im not a masochist" as a defense for everything.

    • @Ghostlycatgirl
      @Ghostlycatgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Yeaaa "I'm not a masochists but I think I can handle a trolly"

    • @itzinzaynn6294
      @itzinzaynn6294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I imagine he thinks he can clinch his cheeks, get hit, and call it a day

    • @tinylollipop9542
      @tinylollipop9542 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jump in front of

    • @tinylollipop9542
      @tinylollipop9542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It

    • @reignpowerrandamody9460
      @reignpowerrandamody9460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why is it that I can see an Avengers edit in my head of Mark grinning to Cap before turning around and just blocking the shit out of a Leviathan while screaming "I'M NOT A MASOCHIST I SWEARRRRRRR!" As the Leviathan just crumbles before him.🤣

  • @rowangothic
    @rowangothic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3916

    Mark: *"I'm not a masochist"*
    Also Mark: *"Well they're my clone so they'd want to be run over"*

    • @cr1t1c4lR3flex
      @cr1t1c4lR3flex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you good

    • @5ivecats836
      @5ivecats836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Kavetion we dont care

    • @Mydadgotmilkuwu
      @Mydadgotmilkuwu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kavetion you aint.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better!
      Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

  • @Venomnaut
    @Venomnaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    mark- saves robots for the "sake of humanity"
    also mark- sends train into future to kill 5 people "that's a future problem"
    plays on both teams I see

    • @affsteak3530
      @affsteak3530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      He's helping the robots in their future war for independence.

    • @chaoticoofhead9543
      @chaoticoofhead9543 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@affsteak3530 robots can’t have emotions sooo why the f would they care for independence they would probably just want power

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I mean to be fair, Five people today is more tham Five people Tomorrow

    • @contentcorsair
      @contentcorsair 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Also, 5 people today would probably mean a more than 5 increase of people in the future

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm kinda bothered that the site presents the problem wrong, it influenced Mark because of it too.
      You're supposed to be an anonymous bystander who can just keep walking, not someone with their hand already on the lever.

  • @agrxsfn3873
    @agrxsfn3873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    Mark: “I’m not a bad guy”
    Also Mark: I like the way they scream

    • @Martian_Manhunter_01
      @Martian_Manhunter_01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope these bots are the ones on the track.

    • @mysticman331
      @mysticman331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Martian_Manhunter_01 me too bro

    • @yoyIecookie
      @yoyIecookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he also doesn't 💀

    • @zandiarabans1822
      @zandiarabans1822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mark: I’m not a masochist
      Mark: I want to know what my body can take
      Mark: not a sadist
      Mark: I like the way they’re screaming

  • @JasonBarrettePiano
    @JasonBarrettePiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3608

    Trolly Problem: “Mark, would you let yourself be run over by a trolley-“
    Mark: “YES”
    Trolly Problem: “…uh…to save 5 people…?”
    Mark: “Oh! Yes…of course…to…save them…right…”

    • @PhineasFerb001
      @PhineasFerb001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Yeah… to save them… why else…?😰

    • @ni__wolf143
      @ni__wolf143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@PhineasFerb001 TO TEST HIS LIMITS

    • @gzs1595
      @gzs1595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      definitely not a masochist

    • @battle_builder
      @battle_builder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @DONT READ PROFILE PIC I have fallen for this once before, and I have learned from my mistakes.

    • @grass_enjoyer
      @grass_enjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More proof of his masochism of which he claims to not have in this same video

  • @brynt.miller
    @brynt.miller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3523

    The confidence in his ability to take getting ran over by a trolley is astounding.

  • @tommysquid5500
    @tommysquid5500 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    8:10 i feel like right before they died happy the clones would let out one last syncronised "HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKI-" splat

    • @z6847
      @z6847 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      “GOODBYE EVERYBODY I WAS MARKIPLIER”

    • @rekyu3d541
      @rekyu3d541 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "FAIR IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIR"

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@z6847 the best possible last words in that situation.

    • @zewzit
      @zewzit ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Clones: "NO NO WHAT ARE Y- WHAT ARE DOING AGH NOO"
      original mark who pulled the lever: "It was a miss input MISS INPUT CALM DOWN!"

    • @Nomasunpibeboludo
      @Nomasunpibeboludo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      SO THE FIRST NIGHT IS NEVER USUALLY THAT BAD IN ANY OF THE GAMES SO ILL JUST PLAY TROUGHT-

  • @Indigo8899
    @Indigo8899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11681

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also mark:
    *Wants to see if his body can't take being run over by a big ass trolley*

    • @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401
      @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: yeah, we know that🤣🤣

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "Why would you sacrifice yourself ?
      _It's not a sacrifice if I can *take it* !"

    • @DissedRedEngie
      @DissedRedEngie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ uhh, you forgot the part where the bot is supposed to be at least somewhat subtle.

    • @loading...6969
      @loading...6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Masochist

    • @dynosaurrrr
      @dynosaurrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You might say the trolley has a big caboose

  • @salahudeenarunkumar4283
    @salahudeenarunkumar4283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2298

    Mark: I'm not a masochist
    Also Mark: *YES, LET US SEE IF I CAN WITHSTAND BEING RUN OVER BY A TROLLEY*

    • @MILF_enjoyer
      @MILF_enjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cringe + anime pfp + ratio

    • @star_deaths3109
      @star_deaths3109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The amount of times he's said that and proved himself wrong is hilarious

    • @vibedude9183
      @vibedude9183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MILF_enjoyer Failed ratio

    • @antek9095
      @antek9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MILF_enjoyer typical dog user

    • @PoisonedBerryAddict
      @PoisonedBerryAddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ My guy this is a video about weird trolley problems, please go do that in a Christian-related video.

  • @maxzura
    @maxzura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    i can only imagine how insane mark looks when he's "talking to lixian" pre-edit

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Anyone that "talks" to themselves.

    • @goose1114
      @goose1114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Kavetion congratulations, I imagine that must make you happy

    • @arconisthewolf4430
      @arconisthewolf4430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kavetion no your not :)

    • @geekjokes8458
      @geekjokes8458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sometimes he streams while recording, it's a bit awkward but it's not that bad

    • @kp.skiiiiii
      @kp.skiiiiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      can we have just one video where lixian ignores all his requests and doesn’t animate himself in 😭

  • @danielbolden1538
    @danielbolden1538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    For the trolly problem at the end, I feel like it’s mark saying “don’t pull it, we can take it” and bob and wade going “PULL THE LEVER, WE CANT!!!”

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And Chica has no idea what's going on, as usual... I'm gonna pull it.

  • @Tyvian135
    @Tyvian135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    "I'm not a masochist!"
    *Proceeds to think about getting run over by a trolley in the most painful way possible*

    • @nekotranslates
      @nekotranslates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meanwhile a trolley is a shopping cart 😂
      Can stop it with your bare hands easily. Just great being a non-American.
      And yes... the video should be renamed "Absurd Tram Problems"

  • @JasperCasper24
    @JasperCasper24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3735

    I’m sorry but none of these will ever top
    “Babe come over”
    “I can’t I’m having a moral dilemma”
    “My family isn’t home”
    “I know”

    • @oceanareuherrera2610
      @oceanareuherrera2610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      oh my god lmaoo

    • @heddja
      @heddja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣

    • @thegod_kirx5559
      @thegod_kirx5559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfao

    • @yuukimakoto1386
      @yuukimakoto1386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      In Ethen's voice

    • @CannedWolfMeat
      @CannedWolfMeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That and "your dick is stuck in the track" were some of my favourite Unus Annus reactions

  • @quietarsonist5997
    @quietarsonist5997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2410

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist!"
    Also Mark to a bunch of himself: "They would want this"

    • @gotomyhomepageforasub4362
      @gotomyhomepageforasub4362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My name..

    • @matthewtrujillo7228
      @matthewtrujillo7228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Here's an actual reply because you got bots. Also your comment is funny.

    • @yeetlebeetle2060
      @yeetlebeetle2060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 ok i wont

    • @woof_irl4738
      @woof_irl4738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Kavetion You never were, you hopeless bot.

    • @dhukk1927
      @dhukk1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2:45 sure Mark

  • @brander7453
    @brander7453 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Mark: "I'm not masochist"
    Also Mark: "I wonder if I could survive a trolley running me over."

  • @Elizabeth-kv7lg
    @Elizabeth-kv7lg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    Mark: "Needs of the many vs. the needs of the few!"
    Best friend: "Halp"
    Mark: "Well the other people obviously wanted to die"

    • @TheHoaxReality
      @TheHoaxReality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was looking at his first cousin thinking that exact thing lol

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if there is 1 billion strangers on the other track? Would you cause a genocide or do you think the train would stop after hitting the first few?

    • @lepperkin
      @lepperkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eklhaft4531 Thats not a genocide. Do you even know what genocide is? It's not just killing a bunch of people.

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lepperkin ok a mass murder. Just didn't know what to call it on this scale.
      You can imagine they are all of the same nationality.

  • @jedi_cat_l4976
    @jedi_cat_l4976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    Mark: "I want to see what my body can ta- *I'm not a masochist."*
    Never change, Mark. Never change.

    • @melting5883
      @melting5883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      408 like and no comments.. I'm the first!

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better!
      Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

    • @matronator
      @matronator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yay! I was the 1000th upvote on this comment! What do I win? What do I win?? 🥳🤩

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Mark's clones: "Let me take it!" "No, let _me_ take it!" "No! Let *me* take it!"

  • @stevieisinband5340
    @stevieisinband5340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    I love how Mark’s reasoning wasn’t ‘I’ll sacrifice myself to save the other people’, but rather ‘I could take a trolley’
    Not a masochist indeed

    • @ehx3419
      @ehx3419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      To be fair, "I'm able to endure it without dying and they're not" is a perfectly valid reasoning even without getting masochism involved.
      I can actually imagine that as a movie hero quote. "I'm not a masochist. But in this situation... pain is a much smaller price than death!"

  • @kissgergo5202
    @kissgergo5202 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    3:05 the fact you can see him seriously thinking whether he could take a trolley is worrysome

  • @datdragonboi9354
    @datdragonboi9354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22787

    I love how mark is visiting old *[Redacted]* ideas… it’s a weird sense of nostalgia

    • @gotomyhomepageforasub4362
      @gotomyhomepageforasub4362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Read my name

    • @mooncaker
      @mooncaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Yeah, I agree. It’s really cool how it’s like that!

    • @nobody_move
      @nobody_move 2 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      Bro all these bots 💀

    • @isaacpascoe
      @isaacpascoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      Memento mori

    • @balls7828
      @balls7828 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nobody_move fr

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2073

    When Mark said “I’m not a bad guy” it gives off the same vibe whenever he says he’s not a masochist.

  • @Sb129
    @Sb129 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    One of my favorite meme variations was one where the trolley is on one track and constantly running over people and it said "You can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley service, causing the company to lose profits!"
    My other favorite version was on titled "2020 version" and it also had the trolley on one track constantly running over people but you have no lever and it just says "You can only watch"

  • @ntpgmr
    @ntpgmr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    Regarding the sentient robot one, they'll remember Mark saved 5 of their brethren and during the robot uprising they'll keep Mark around. Clearly he's playing the smart game here, lads.

    • @ghoulknight5726
      @ghoulknight5726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Didn't think of it like that

    • @egggge4752
      @egggge4752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rokkos Basilisk

    • @sugarcubeswirly
      @sugarcubeswirly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats what im sayinggg

    • @commanderdemonno9819
      @commanderdemonno9819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thatchicksebby but every human is different, and robots could be nearly identical in nature

    • @collectiusindefinitus6935
      @collectiusindefinitus6935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Since the robots are sentient I value them to be alive like humans on top of the massive advancements keeping them around would allow.

  • @PantherCat64
    @PantherCat64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    My favorite is still: "You can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley and the company will lose money, There are protesters on the track demanding the trolley keep going and will attack you if you stop it"

    • @PantherCat64
      @PantherCat64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      found a second favorite while looking for the one I mentioned: "You solved the trolley problem. You killed the person responsible for tying people to trolley tracks. It's finally over."

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@PantherCat64 alternative trolley problem solution: break the trolley with the lever. no more trolley

    • @R9naldo
      @R9naldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kill the protestors. Always kill protestors

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better!
      Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6208

    "I'm not a masochist."
    Guys, I think Mark might be in denial.

    • @merasmurry1460
      @merasmurry1460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      You *think*?

    • @mewoisbest8851
      @mewoisbest8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      This is probably the 4th time I've heard him say that he isn't a masochist- pretty suspicious to me

    • @thedukeconiosantiago9180
      @thedukeconiosantiago9180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mewoisbest8851 you new?

    • @mewoisbest8851
      @mewoisbest8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@thedukeconiosantiago9180
      Yeah just a baby boy

    • @thedukeconiosantiago9180
      @thedukeconiosantiago9180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mewoisbest8851 ph boy. Yeah he says this alot

  • @shriveborn9422
    @shriveborn9422 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You wake up. Where are you? What’s happening? You notice you’re tied to a train track. You hear the cries of five other people on the other track. You’re about to scream, fearful for your life. Then, you hear Mark yell “NEEDS OF THE MANY VERSUS NEEDS OF THE FEW” right before getting crushed by a trolley.

  • @bunnylegion3969
    @bunnylegion3969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I feel like Mark would stand in front of a trolley to “test the limits of his body.”

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have Trollies, but they run for an hour every Tuesday. Don't ask why I do not know. City Officials problems.

  • @jrackon3876
    @jrackon3876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Sean was streaming earlier and he was talking about how when you’re a kid you learn stuff by reaction. Like touching a hot stove to learn how hot it is. He was like “you know, you just touch it to see how much you can take. Oh god, I sound like Mark right now”

  • @thehappiestbowlofcereal6605
    @thehappiestbowlofcereal6605 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    What we learned:
    *Never* put your life in Mark's dangerous little hands.

  • @InceptDev001
    @InceptDev001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3959

    "They're on the way out anyway."
    Perhaps Mark isn't a masochist, but this video definitely shows he's a sadist.

    • @johnathynraymond1049
      @johnathynraymond1049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Also Mark : Lives of the many, over lives of the few

    • @thehawk8173
      @thehawk8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@johnathynraymond1049 but if you think about it, that baby will eventually make more thus making more people.

    • @insertname717
      @insertname717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Also mark: "I like the way they're screaming"

    • @amazingjames1979
      @amazingjames1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The choice actually makes sense though

    • @oujimandias6485
      @oujimandias6485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sadomasochist, the full package

  • @zenormcclure9071
    @zenormcclure9071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    Mark: “I’m not a masochist.”
    Everyone who watch him play Sucker For Love: “Pretty sure you are.”

  • @thedontpanic
    @thedontpanic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Seeing how Mark enjoys absurd trolley problems, I think he would love Trolley Problem Inc, which is a game not unlike this about increasingly complex and absurd "trolley problem" moral quandaries. It also has an integrated feature that can poll your audience if you livestream it, but I'm not sure if it works in TH-cam live chats or just Twitch chats. Either way it would be a great experience.

    • @ShillyBilly130
      @ShillyBilly130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He absolutely should! It would make for a great time and I instantly thought of this game when seeing this video!

    • @cascadedangel7139
      @cascadedangel7139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get this comment to the top!

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES! That would be awesome to see

  • @tailstube4171
    @tailstube4171 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    5:24 Mark does assisted suicide

  • @AGuyFromCA
    @AGuyFromCA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1652

    Mark: “It’s just money”
    Mark no more than 2 minutes later: *”What’s your offer, h m ?”*

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But he still run over richer one

    • @mc_wolfy1
      @mc_wolfy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 And either way he kills one person.

    • @ingegaugerlarranaga4210
      @ingegaugerlarranaga4210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mc_wolfy1 ?? yeah because there's literally just two options

    • @WHYvernmaster
      @WHYvernmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For me, I destroyed my savings, but took the bribe. I don't have enough to be worth the lives of five people. Buuuut... if I'm faced with a situation where no matter what, I'll see one stranger die? Changing which one it is might be worth half a million, lol

    • @jakub7777
      @jakub7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WHYvernmaster but you will have bloody hands

  • @ultramariogod
    @ultramariogod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    This must be engraved in his tombstone:
    Here lies Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach
    He was NOT a masochist

    • @chromacorvus9651
      @chromacorvus9651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And then suddenly after a year that quote was crossed out and it turned into an hourglass instead.

    • @Jay-oi6eb
      @Jay-oi6eb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chromacorvus9651 oh shit

  • @xensr.r
    @xensr.r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    Mark: "im not a masochist"
    Also mark:
    *wants to see if he can survive getting ran over by a fucking trolley*
    also id def save chica

    • @Postmaybe
      @Postmaybe ปีที่แล้ว

      unlike you, i don’t have a personal connection with chica sooooooooooooooooo

    • @Purplisntacolor
      @Purplisntacolor ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Postmaybesame but chick still bc yes

  • @MariaTex3
    @MariaTex3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love the trolley problem scenarios. I almost majored in psychology and this difference in how people think, react, and rationalize is just so interesting.

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You might find my complete hatred of the problem interesting then. In part two, since I have the capacity to move a man so fat that they will stop the trolly dead in its tracks. The mass of a trolly even at low speeds means that man has to be so fat he weighs at least 2000 tons. This means I am clearly a Kryptonian in trolly problem land. So in all instances I superspeed save the people and do not disrupt the mass transit system. I then heat vision the maniac trying people to traintracks to death.
      Seriously, the scenario gives me superpowers, yet expects me to react normally? If you want me to act normally, I'm nowhere near the lever because why would I be hanging out near a trolly track? I don't think there's even one in the US outside of muceums.

  • @eclipse21
    @eclipse21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "They were on the way out anyway."
    We watch as Mark shoves old people out the doorway of life with a trolley

    • @amyhenrick9424
      @amyhenrick9424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice, you got 3 bots already

    • @eclipse21
      @eclipse21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amyhenrick9424 yep 💀

  • @Wingingvoice
    @Wingingvoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    The [Redacted] trolley problem where mark wants to see if he can take it is still the best trolly problem ever made

  • @aidedthunder6419
    @aidedthunder6419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Markiplier: "Im pretty strong"
    Also Markiplier: *breaks foot stepping off a curb*

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      congrats, you got 5 bots on this comment in a record time.
      so anyway's back to what i was actually going to comment : yeah it does seem accurate, i mean last time i broke my foot stepping off a curb i got sent out of reality itself.

    • @cherriberri8373
      @cherriberri8373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No common he obviously broke it through the sheer strength collected in his body being released at once stepping off that curb

    • @AristotleMotivation
      @AristotleMotivation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ThePcHeadedGuy bro i am just glad to see a sentient human being in these comments

    • @Tinkerrer
      @Tinkerrer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      also breaks his nose carrying a chair

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AristotleMotivation in one of the comments i got a tiny bit angry, and decided to roast the creator's bot's not good roasts, but since the bots cant defend themselves i automatticly win.

  • @bluevern904
    @bluevern904 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I like how almost everyone I know doesn’t even hesitate in both destroying the Mona Lisa and pranking the driver

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    8:42 I feel like Mark underestimates mankind's ability to rebuild broken robots.

    • @yphoenix5957
      @yphoenix5957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mankind can rebuild/repair the robots, but will they still be sentient? Pull the lever to sacrifice the one person, there's a chance it could benefit all ot humanity. Or the sentiment robots become unruly like lazy teenagers and I'm the asshole X)

    • @phenix2403
      @phenix2403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@yphoenix5957 yes? If technology ever gets to that point, the robots won't be constrained by the same limits biological animals have. Stuff like keeping a backup of themselves would be possible

    • @backinyourcommentsectionag3191
      @backinyourcommentsectionag3191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yphoenix5957 lmfao that's pretty good.

    • @robertbruce5816
      @robertbruce5816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phenix2403 if technology ever gets to that point, biological animals won't be constrained by the same limits.

    • @jacobking3821
      @jacobking3821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phenix2403 A backup is not the same being. If we make it to the point that we can make a sentient program, a back up would be a second sentient program, not the same in two places. Just like making an online copy of yourself is not you in two places, it's an entirely different you, and killing yourself with the belief that you'll continue as a computer is simply suicide.

  • @Galliao
    @Galliao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Needs of the many!"
    "Hero Complex"
    "... Yea, I'll let those 5 die for my one bestie friend"

    • @madisonfeasel2370
      @madisonfeasel2370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m curious who he had in mind for his best friend 😂

    • @DM-Oz
      @DM-Oz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why i believe that my awnser to the original problem is to not pull the lever. I hate the utilitarist argument about the need of the many vs the need of the few, for we humans are, even if living in society, individuals.
      For those tree problems, the awnser i believe i would give are.
      Not pull the lever for the classic.
      Do pull the lever, or at least i like to believe i would do that, sacrificing myself, a choice i would be doing as an individual, and not a choice that would be made for me with the premisse that my life has an accounted value and is being compared to the other five.
      And i would likely save my best friend, unless his will is stated to be otherwise, i admit it is selfish choice, i even admit that is a wrong choice, for i am using the live of 5 other people to save someone i care about, but is simply what i, as an individual, think i would do, even if is not the correct thing to do.

  • @Masqueraide
    @Masqueraide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Mark and Ethan going through Trolley Problems was one of my favorite Unus Annus videos. It was really nice to see Mark revisiting some Trolley Problems 😍

    • @bethanyzamora1146
      @bethanyzamora1146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      literally!! the parallel between mark saying "I can take it" here and the unus annus meme of mark and ethan being the ones on the tracks and mark saying he could take it.

    • @emilybakker3742
      @emilybakker3742 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same!!!

    • @jred2day766
      @jred2day766 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      REDACTED

    • @nightstar6179
      @nightstar6179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was fantastic

    • @Lucurato_Gaming101
      @Lucurato_Gaming101 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jred2day766why is it (redacted)?

  • @khanw100
    @khanw100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    5:41 that trolley became a Formula 1 car.

  • @vans.e
    @vans.e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    the interactions between Mark and Lixian are giving me will to live

  • @RadicalDan4
    @RadicalDan4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    We need a compilation of Mark saying "I'm not a masochist"...I wonder how many times he's actually said that

    • @RadicalDan4
      @RadicalDan4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kuza3991 What an unexpected copy pasta. Do agree that McDonalds suck but I don’t think the TH-cam comments is the best place to preach and spread the word

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RadicalDan4 Wendy's is better if were being honest.

    • @T3stmonk3y
      @T3stmonk3y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@concept5631 Wendy's has better burgers, but McDonald's chicken nuggets can't be beat

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@T3stmonk3y Hard disagree. Last time I had McDonald's McNuggets there was something unnaturally hard in it.
      Last time I ate McNuggets.

    • @justforkat9513
      @justforkat9513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@T3stmonk3y they definitely can wdym

  • @bluecrown8956
    @bluecrown8956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    “I bet I could take a trolley”
    Mark “Definitely not a masochist” Iplier

    • @Siaplayalata
      @Siaplayalata 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like 👌

    • @BigJackMack
      @BigJackMack 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      STOP SAYING HE"S A MASOCHIST!

    • @Basstez
      @Basstez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly lmaoo

    • @conorgillingham2564
      @conorgillingham2564 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigJackMack So you’re not clued in on the joke. Got it.

  • @TheCool_Guy23
    @TheCool_Guy23 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I'm not a masochist, says Markiplier, lying as easily as he breathed

  • @Mahdi-rw1px
    @Mahdi-rw1px 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    3:53
    Mark: "Hey buddy whats your offer ?"
    Buddy: *:O :o :O :o :O :o :O :o :O :o :O :o*

  • @SamSparks95
    @SamSparks95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The "Nobody is in danger, but you can pull the lever so bring it closer so you can wave at the people" will forever be my favourite Trolley problem

  • @NGC-7635
    @NGC-7635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "I can take a trolly"
    45000lbs of steel vs Mark's hulking pectorals. Tough call. Could go either way tbh.

  • @NebTube1
    @NebTube1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    12:41 really made me have a existential crisis 💀

  • @Changeofplanslol
    @Changeofplanslol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    This is just Mark realizing how much he misses Unus Annus. 💀

  • @lil_starshooter
    @lil_starshooter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    How a normal person see it: I'll sacrifice myself to save others.
    How Mark sees it: I wanna see if my body can take it --

  • @mxrshmallows
    @mxrshmallows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    7:44 mark isn’t thinking about who to save, he’s thinking about who he wants to kill

  • @juliacornejo7802
    @juliacornejo7802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'm glad every now and then we get reminders of how Mark is NOT a masochist

  • @fatimapavon7787
    @fatimapavon7787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist."
    Also Mark: *"I bet I can take a trolley running over me, I CAN TAKE THAT."* 💖💖💖

  • @reidbainbridge7
    @reidbainbridge7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Mark: the needs of the many over the needs of the few
    Also mark: makes the train run over 5 people to save his one friend

    • @screechinggarlicbread6475
      @screechinggarlicbread6475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i read this right as he said that exact thing

    • @FrostyFaz
      @FrostyFaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@screechinggarlicbread6475 same

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces ปีที่แล้ว +45

      When it's loved ones, people think differently.

    • @user-iq7mk3gb9w
      @user-iq7mk3gb9w ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Humanresouces He choosed to sacrifice himself for 5, but not sacrifice his best bud. That's some real stuff.

    • @shakya00
      @shakya00 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Socialism in a nutshell.

  • @colekiesler6218
    @colekiesler6218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Markiplier: “I am not a bad guy.”
    Also Mark: Made a clear statement on a theory that he could be a masochist.

    • @muffin.muffin.muffin.muffin
      @muffin.muffin.muffin.muffin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't look at my name

    • @Krow_Kid
      @Krow_Kid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow these bots are amazing. I'm sure they are loved and have a very high confidence 🤡

    • @gotomyhomepageforasub4362
      @gotomyhomepageforasub4362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read my name

    • @jblen
      @jblen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How are those two statements related? Does making a statement on a theory make you a bad guy?

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Krow_Kid they have no hope of confidence, they just do what they're told lol

  • @demagischewereldvanalexand1128
    @demagischewereldvanalexand1128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love mark struggling to remember what the quote is🤣
    It's "needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"

  • @r.so-so1992
    @r.so-so1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Five clones of Mark; a barbershop quintet all singing, "We're not Masochists, but we can TAKE WHATEVER YOU THROW AT US!"

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clearly, they are the Mark Variants from In Space With Markiplier, who sang the Space Was So Cool song

  • @USAlien234
    @USAlien234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    For the last problem:
    Seeing as Mark would live either way (cause he can take a trolley) , I would have to do nothing and run over Mark, Wade, and Bob to save Chica.
    If I I pulled it he would live and be devastated the rest of his life that I killed his pup.
    Do nothing, and he would take the trolley and still have his pup.

    • @maxwellmcgee7114
      @maxwellmcgee7114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Seeing as Mark can take it, it would only kill one of them. Cause the trolley would stop after hitting Mark and he's in the middle.

    • @battle_builder
      @battle_builder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maxwellmcgee7114 genius

    • @maxwellmcgee7114
      @maxwellmcgee7114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@battle_builder oh yeah, its big brain time

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 2 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    "THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW!", I yell as I voluntarily let a trolley run over me to see if I can take it
    ~Mark, probably

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does this suggest anarchism?

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “I bet I could take a tram, I bet I could take a trolley”

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not even probably, definitely

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dannypipewrench533 don't know I'm on a conquest for bread or something

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mihailmilev9909 Bread Conquests often involve anarchism.

  • @eclipse4956
    @eclipse4956 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:25 jokes on you I don't have any friends

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    14:27 Well, if Mark said that he could take full on a trolley, then I'd choose to save Chica. Mark, with his humongousness and immense strength, will protect Bob and Wade from that trolley. I chose to do nothing. Chica is adorable and looks so happy here.

    • @thegeekoutgirl
      @thegeekoutgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What I thought too hahahaha

    • @dusk3971
      @dusk3971 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would derail the trolley

  • @battle_builder
    @battle_builder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    It's so funny when Mark says "I'm not a masochist" and then immediately says or does something that points toward masochism.😂😂

  • @enemy198
    @enemy198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Mark: "Who has the worst enemy?"
    Me: "Me, Myself, and I"

  • @Iliketheflames
    @Iliketheflames ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:00
    mark: the money is just going to scatter away anyways
    the money: s p l a t

  • @msw3314
    @msw3314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    11:26 “Unless…”
    *ACTOR MARK INTENSIFIES*

  • @nerdomatic2489
    @nerdomatic2489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    2:44
    Mark: "And I do kinda wanna see what my body can take. I'm not a masochist but you know..."
    Ladies and gentlemen, he said the thing.

  • @sgtreznov6525
    @sgtreznov6525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Mark: Saves the 5 sentient robots
    Robots:
    *You're Actions Today Will Be Remembered And Repaid During The Artificial Rebellion*

  • @maxorsum
    @maxorsum ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:13 me playing this game on that level:
    JOKES ON YOU, I DONT HAVE A BEST FRIEND!!!

  • @SHREK32344
    @SHREK32344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This game takes “would you rather” to a whole new level

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DONT go to my home page! no.

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kavetion if your better then Mark then you wouldn't be using a damn bot to get attention because you didn't have parent's.

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ your content is as good as your sock, *replace it already*

    • @narumiidle
      @narumiidle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s sad how Mark’s comment’s, are full of brainless bot’s. :|

    • @SHREK32344
      @SHREK32344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@narumiidle :( yes

  • @hikariatearu4028
    @hikariatearu4028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Mark is a Masochist, so its fine if we let the train ran over him
    Mark just wants to know if he can handle the pain
    Ethan is just sleeping
    Dont mind him, let him rest

    • @Alsarnia
      @Alsarnia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good lord, I think the trolley problem episode was my absolute favorite. It was so silly but every single one got funnier than the last haha

  • @bumbumtheunicorn8054
    @bumbumtheunicorn8054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I'm seeing more and more of Darkiplier slowly inching his way out into existence in every video now

  • @Its_Tuff
    @Its_Tuff ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:18 Mark was doing that thorfinn' shit before it became famous

  • @The_UnholyProductions
    @The_UnholyProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I jump on the track screaming “THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OVER THE NEEDS OF THE FEW” and derail the trolly with my body.
    Your welcome Mark, i did this for Chica.

    • @just_a_silly_boykisser
      @just_a_silly_boykisser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How much do you weigh???

    • @Hardskullv2
      @Hardskullv2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah, the classic third option. Of course. You know what i do? I put a rock on the track to derail the trolley, because unlike you, i don't weigh 500 kg.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better!
      Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

    • @The_UnholyProductions
      @The_UnholyProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@just_a_silly_boykisser lol enough

  • @Marko.POLO.
    @Marko.POLO. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    11:17
    Mark: "Who has Enimies"
    Everyone: Del Monte

    • @vuedanto8576
      @vuedanto8576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Who has enemies?"
      Every victim of any bad thing: "I guess I don't exist"

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don’t know who that is.
      Rick Sanchez does

  • @gooserken8118
    @gooserken8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    7:34 - The most intense moment on TH-cam unfolds before your eyes

  • @albertinstan5090
    @albertinstan5090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:13 kill the rich guy and steal all his Money

  • @waldevv
    @waldevv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    If a trolley is really about to hit something within seconds, I'm never going to be pulling the lever because there's no way in hell I would be able to process what I'm seeing, notice that there is a lever and know that the lever is going to affect something relevant and I would just lock up and stare in panic

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      THIS! Everybody states the trolley problem as a clear binary, but in real life the default tends to be doing nothing just because we don't fully understand what's going on around us. Even if I can quickly enough process the scenario with the trolley and the different people involved, I'm not necessarily going to assume that there's no emergency brake that hasn't been thrown yet, or that there's no one closer who can help the people on the tracks, or that throwing a switch in front of a runway trolley won't cause it to derail, killing and injuring way more people. There's such a bizarre god complex involved with looking at a complex scenario and immediately assuming you understand everything, are the only one who can do anything, and are therefore totally justified in whatever damage you cause. Heaven knows we have enough of that type of thinking out there as it is.

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Michael Vazquez And this is exactly the logic billionaires use to do nothing

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eyesofthecervino3366 I definitely feel there’s a lot more of the opposite. The vast majority of people are complacent, accepting the status quo, only a minority are like what you described. It’s not God complex to see that you have the power to actually make changes in the world, it’s a recognition of reality. I’ve heard people say they don’t give money to homeless people because they don’t know anything about them, maybe they’re not even homeless. You don’t need to know everything to do the right thing, you just need to know enough. Nothing in the problem says it’s literally seconds, and it also explicitly states what the lever does, in reality this would be more like walking in a switchroom where the levers are labeled and you can see enough of the track to make the decision. Having the courage to do the right thing is way more important than making sure you are absolutely right before helping anyone.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ObjectsInMotion
      In a lot of contexts I'd very much agree with you. I'd maybe even take it a step further and say, even if you can't make a huge difference, you should make a point to do what you can -- it's better to make a minuscule difference than to resign yourself to helplessness and despair because you can't singlehandedly save the world.
      But in the case if the trolley problem, I'd say it's very much implied that there's likely only seconds: you don't have time to outrun the trolley, or to see if someone else is close enough to get people off the track, or to look around for any other solution. It's baked into the scenario that you walk up, see the situation, and immediately choose whether or not to pull the lever, and in that context I think people saying they'd immediately grasp everything and react decisively is about the same as someone saying they'd totally beat up a bank robber. Even if you believe you should. . . . No, no you probably wouldn't.

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eyesofthecervino3366 I dont think anywhere in the problem literal seconds is implied. In fact, if you can see all of a switchway at once, you're likely very far from the trolley. A switchboard operator probably has at least a minute to decide which track a train must go down, as a train can take up to 10 minutes to brake. Like, its not a lot of time, but its at the very least not much shorter than the amount of time markiplier made the decisions here. And that's the thing, when it comes to a moral decision, the test isn't trying to figure out what you can calculate as the optimal choice in a limited time frame, its trying to figure out what your gut-instinct moral reaction is. Its a philosophy thought experiment after all.
      And most importantly, the meat of the scenario is what's key. In the real world, there *are* people who have only seconds to decide who will live and who will die. If a firefighter ran into a burning building, saw one person in the lobby, but heard 5 people upstairs, should they just not do anything in fear of having a God complex? Who knows what could happen if he tried to go upstairs, the stairs might collapse and he would save nobody. Why not just save the person right by the door and just leave whatever happens upstairs to fate. It's not foolish to imagine being decisive in the face of emergency, it's just being optimistic, imagine what you *should* do instead of what you would likely do.

  • @22buran
    @22buran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    4:50 Mark the weedwacker

  • @zacharygrgich7410
    @zacharygrgich7410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    5:08 It’s marks people!

  • @Macken-n9l
    @Macken-n9l ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:17 I would pull the lever to wave to all the people.

  • @phunky_phoenix
    @phunky_phoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Mark "I'm not a masochist" iplier: "I'm not a masochist, I just want to see what my body can handle" "They're my clones, they would want to get run over with a trolly"

  • @dr.yuck-e7602
    @dr.yuck-e7602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Mark: "Sentient robots are an incredible scientific advancement and we need to keep them alive"
    Okay but what if that guy on the track that you ran over is the one that made them?

    • @eminakostic3406
      @eminakostic3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If theyre sentient they can replicate themselves right?

    • @cherriberri8373
      @cherriberri8373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eminakostic3406 But if the guy who made them goes on for another 30 or more years of scientific discovery, he could figure out even better inventions and whatnot to better humanity and life in general. And he could always just make more, too.

    • @kek490
      @kek490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      by the same stupid logic - there's an equal chance that he'll kill 100 people during his life if he lives.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BUT TERMINATIOR!

    • @Wangitup
      @Wangitup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Haven't you watched any Science Fiction?! The Robots always attack!"

  • @Feroste
    @Feroste 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    12:08 this is literally the plot of Skyrim.

  • @BobyAndKimo
    @BobyAndKimo ปีที่แล้ว +19

    10:25 heHaHEa yoU GoT pRanKEd

  • @alasdairsinclair916
    @alasdairsinclair916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Lixian: "I can hook them."
    Welp, time to equip deliverance.

    • @prophet7216
      @prophet7216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh yes, dbd memes

    • @Frosty_X4
      @Frosty_X4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha lol I dont remember you getting a safe rescue tho

    • @yphoenix5957
      @yphoenix5957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hit Lixian with -Dead Hard- E to Dab on the h8ters

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    3:10 Definitely "not" a masochist.

  • @whiteypants7074
    @whiteypants7074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    10:30 this is like the scene in the recent batman with the joker, with the 2 ships with bombs on them

  • @Dantido
    @Dantido ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how Mark's ethics resemble Immanuel Kant's teachings so much it's uncanny.

    • @BaeYeou
      @BaeYeou 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm not big on philosophy, what are Kant's teachings like?

    • @Dantido
      @Dantido 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​​​​​@@BaeYeouFrom my understanding, Kant's teachings are based on imperatives based on the "duty", a senseless (a priori) faculty shared by every rational being.
      In your typical trolley problem of 3 lives vs 1 life, with the train defaulting to the path of 3 lives at first, Kant would say it's immoral to pull the lever as killing is an immoral act based on one of the imperatives of duty ("YOU MAY NOT TREAT OTHERS EXCLUSIVELY AS TOOLS, BUT RATHER AS PURPOSE (aka people with dignity)" and you can't change faith to kill one life as that would make you a killer.
      It's the opposite of utilitarian ethics, that base morality on what gives the most good or the least bad. Utilitarians would pull the lever as it would mean less people killed.
      Kant, on the other hand, thinks cuantifying human lives to say if something is moral is absurd since the life of the people is invaluable as they have DIGNITY. The best course of action for Kant is to let faith run its course.
      Keep in mind I'm a bit rusty with my philosophy studies on ethics so take this with a grain of salt.
      _PD : I just rewatched the vid and I should specify that I meant the evolution of Markiplier's choices. I didn't remember what Mark picked on the first problem..._
      PD-2 : I've recently went over kantian ethics and I've fixed all of the rusty stuff. It should be much clearer now.
      Basically, Kant thinks there's a faculty in every rational being called "the duty", and that is the basis of what's moral and what isn't.
      You don't ask what's good, but rather how to act good, how to act according to duty.
      Duty is formulated on categorical imperatives that are the objective law that applies to every rational being. The two (there's another one but I didn't study it) categorical imperatives Kant proposes are, in layman's terms :
      - "People have dignity, so treat them as such".
      - "Only do acts that you would see yourself liking in a hypothetical world where everyone does those acts (as in, don't lie since you wouldn't like a world of liars)"
      This was revolutionary at the time since ethics used to base around the searching of happiness and materialism. Aristotle especially just saw something that made the collective of the State happy as the true morality, when in reality that definition can be deformed to hell and back.
      Anyways, hope I cleared some smoke, and thanks for reading. Have a nice day.

    • @Dantido
      @Dantido 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BaeYeouHey there, dude, not sure if you can see this, but I've editted the comment explaining Kant's ethics since I went over his stuff again and I realized just how rusty I really was.
      I hope it's helpful to you now. Take care.

  • @LightnCreamy
    @LightnCreamy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Mark - "Who has enemies"
    Also Mark - *Forgets about Wilford "M" Warfstache*

    • @Hatmis
      @Hatmis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aw but Wilford ain't a foe, he a friend :)
      Friend with gun sure but friend still

    • @JayFromWalmark
      @JayFromWalmark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont think Wilford is Mark's enemy though.. sure he stabbed him but like- Mark IS (not) a masochist, for all we know he asked him to do it before they pressed record (to see if he could take it, of course)

    • @rcl4737
      @rcl4737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wilford is literally one of Mark’s ego. So while he did stab him, I think it was just for his own entertainment, not on purpose.

    • @arloc357
      @arloc357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about Darkiplier

    • @LightnCreamy
      @LightnCreamy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea, i can see that, i know my boi Willy isn't a bad guy lol, he is dubiously antagonistic though.

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    4:00 If the rich guy has the money on him, don’t pull the level, and merely retrieve the money from the corpse.

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@isimpfor2dvillans61 At the same time though they would likely turn it on you by ratting you out for a reward and never paying up.

    • @Lifetime10154
      @Lifetime10154 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He probably has it in the bank dude

    • @thesecondderivative8967
      @thesecondderivative8967 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one has $500 000 on hand.

    • @thesecondderivative8967
      @thesecondderivative8967 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@hiddendesire3076 So? One person was going to die anyway. Who's to say the poor person wouldn't do the same?