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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 พ.ย. 2019
- I Evolved Humans in the Worst Ways Possible - God Simulator
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“can clone themselves *without* side effect”
*BUT*
*”THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS”*
It’s the clones that get the side effects
@shake spider 3000. You monster
@shake spider 3000.Im glad you didnt feed a duck
Richard Aurrecoechea 2000th like! LOL
shake spider 3000. I have no idea what I have watched
"Invisible meat flying all over the place" sounds great for the cannibals actually
Invisible sex explosions. Getting hit with huge severed invisible Testicles.
Perfect I need it
Yeah sounds great for the cannibals if they manage to find them XD
Like a surprise snack!
Yeah and it sounds great for the ears too, so here is it in video form: th-cam.com/video/-0W8nWaUadQ/w-d-xo.html
"are screaming constantly"
"Accidentally lose their babies"
I can see why nw
"Accidentally"
@Foxiedafox Gaming nw = no wonder
Karen
they are divorcing
Thumbnail: "use the death penalty for all crimes"
*Death Note intensifies*
*Stalin intensifies*
@@deadpan904 *Hitler intensifies*
Hey thats my name
@@UrPPhard *Pol Pot intensifies*
I'LL TAKE A POTATO CHIP, AND EAT IT!!!
I love how not forgiving he is when playing games.
I will not forgive that hard to read sentence, its unforgiving. get grammarly!!!
@foxartkid auto-correct "Peasant"
@@Theinatoriinator dont be a Brat ya RAT
@@Theinatoriinator I think the better word to use is "BRUTAL".
@@Theinatoriinator but also yes, he needs be grammarlier.
imagine how tired the people who live in gray's world is like "omg here he goes again god no"
edit: a lot of y'all saying "but gray is god" and honestly im wheezing
God had *NOTHING* to do with this, Satan on the other hand, I'll give you three chances to figure out how much he's in this sh&t.
@@tommyfox854 nah, Satan is too busy finding a place to hide from Gray.
Grey: God YES
@@akxvcubaruv sounds abou right.
@@akxvcubaruv Can't argue against that; if the Grim Reaper doesn't like going near Gray than I doubt Satan would be different. =) Have a nice day.
“Once enslaved by dinosaurs overlords”
*laughs in Florida mans alligator”
I can't be the only one who just saw this in their recommended randomly
You’re not alone, and I’m not mad
Sme
Same here.
Indeed
Yep
"I don't want us to have any level of intelligence"
Already made them twice as smart as humans, you have blundered sir.
Yet ended up at 10 anyways
So they're 10 times as smart as humans.
Kyle Rivera
I’m so glad I’m not human, then.
Hoodie Ninja it might be measured by a different benchmark than human IQ though. Even a race of idiots would have geniuses by their measure
trey1014 2 time 0 is still 0 :3
4:15 Well considering that their slaves probably consisted of mostly screaming, explosive, invisible babies, the dinosaurs probably thought they werent worth the hassle.
As someone from Florida....
I find this hilarious.
TheNerdySnivy as someone also from Florida...
I find this unsurprisingly accurate
As the third guy from Florida
ya this can't be any more true.
Another guy from Florida, yup everything checks out
Also from Florida: what kinda insane neighborhood do you guys live in 😂
I thought you would say "I find this accurate".
guy: strips naked in street
law: death
ღ Forgottenlove129 ღ law: *I SEE YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*
Guy: *touches mud with one finger*
Law: *TERMINATION BEGINS NOW!*
Good.
Satan: *exist*
Gray: i'm about to end this man's whole career
Dylan Wolf you spelt exist wrong
You didn't even want to mention he spelled Satan wrong?
Meme4life987 oh yeah I think I just missed it because they messed up on exist so bad
Zarkey05 how did they spell it
@@j.5402 i typed fast and spelt it saten and exsist
'Not Capable of being Arousal.'
'Went Extinct watching Porn.'
I feel these are mutually exclusive.
Maybe they watch it for the story ;)
The AI
They wanted to get aroused so bad, but they couldn’t so they continued watching and watching, continued masturbating, but, they just couldn’t get pleasure, so they died trying so hard
They were watching it in an attempt to figure out HOW to become aroused, but alas, none of them ever managed to figure it out...
"And that, is the true history of Florida"
That's a direct quote
"The Florida men have Godzilla's on their planet"
Yup sounds like Florida to me
Gray: Plays God Simulator
Humans: Here we go again
*Ah shet
FTC visits
"Never again will Grey play"
"can clone them selves without side effects BUT *Side effects*" okay game
Well, they clone themselves without side effects. They are not affected by side effects, but the clones are.
@Honudes Gai Exactly. You can make a copy of yourself without detrimental effect. I'm not sure what you're trying to get at, since it's obviously the way the developer intended the statement to be read.
@Honudes Gai Most of the time when I say something along the lines of "You can eat this chicken without side effects" I'm not implying that the chicken suffers no ill effect. I'm obviously talking about the subject of the sentence, not the object of the predicate.
7:39
so.. basically aromantic asexuals ruled by a cat? *sounds like me*
`_` *realisation* O~O
Honestly it sounds amazing
Why is that so true
Not aro but ace, and definitely ruled by a cat
"Aren't people technically animals?"
More like literally.
Homo Sapiens:
Kingdom:Animalia
Phylum:Chordata
Class:Mammalia
Order:Primates
Family:Hominidae
@@thediamondore5230 hahaha
Prey: *each other*
The kingdom system is a little out dated due to its over simplification but we are definitely animals any way you look at it.
Early on there was a man who put apes and humans in to different groups but basically said if he didn’t know we weren’t apes already there would be no way to tell the difference. So yeah we are tailless primates.
Hotel: trivago
Gray: "You are playing a God who snorted too much methamphetamine"
Me: ok.... well then...
Methamphetamine, not methane
@@asurashun9695 whoops, i guess i misheard... lol
You're surprised at that opening? I see that you're new to Gray's channel, citizen. Welcome to hell. Satan has fled somewhere & is in hiding until Gray finds him.
@@akxvcubaruv ive been a fan for a while, its just usually the death jokes come in the beginning and the drug jokes come later on lol
@@urmom.69420 oh alright then you're cozy already. Meh, I guess he likes to mix it up a little now & then. I was gonna type something but I had the video on about the spark wars at about 6 minutes in to 7 & forgot what I was talking about.
I feel like Gray just goes outside everyday ruining peoples lives for the sake of fun
In my day to day life I have to make people as happy as possible, it's the only way to maintain balance and not immediately get blasted by a lightning bolt.
@@GrayStillPlays More like a star shot from a distant colony.
@GrayStillPlays
Damn, that literally sounds like karma for years of intergalactic multicivilizational genocide of countless fictional worlds
mail2003 There IS such a thing, but Gray doesn’t involve himself in it much, from what I saw in my limited time there.
@@MadnessIncVP link to the discord please.
"Carl Sagan would be happy"
"Carl Sagan would be sad"
This was funny to me
“The Floridamen suffer no diseases or illnesses,but see each other as a disease in need of cure.”
Me:”Well,everyone is now SCP-049 I guess!”
Spare_Cardboard0238 wat The
wasn't that the plague doctor?
@@obsidianicalmusic6993 yep, he thinks that some disease exists and that is infecting everything, and needs to find a cure
@@clairelili873 He quite literally thinks most/everyone has the Bubonic Plague. But he wont always act on it or "detect" it as he has sometimes Tamper Trantrums and not. He is suprisingly nice to others with Doctor degrees or he doesnt think are infected :P
@@tramachi7027 I always thought that he was trying to cure something more metaphorical. Like emotions
Gray: *Makes humanity all look perfect* also Gray: *makes hot ones want to kill him* No problems here
Gray is the type of person to want earth's population to say 0...
Edit : Thx For 1K Likes
More 0's dammit
He is not the only one
He especially likes adding more 0s in universe sandbox 2
More death dammit
ClxtchAllD4y - Realm Royale Why, wouldn't Grey be bored without anyone to torture.
In under two minutes he’s made a race of camouflaged, screaming, super flamingoes. He never disappoints.
The population is 13 trillion and the average IQ is 10?
Did you create idiocracy?
Not really. Idonarchy? (Gov: anarchy)
Which is considered a document... YAY!!!!!
i think that’s just america
Doing "Nah" to everything should just result in our current population statistics.
Let's hope Grays Godlyhood is only confined to games and never real life.
DarkDragonOfLife I hope otherwise
DarkDragonOfLife also It’s “godhood” not “godlyhood”
Ethan Boyer I’m pretty sure it’s both but whatever floats your boat
no let us hope it immediately goes to real life
Idk man my life seems like something grey would create in a video game
I was hoping for a visual representation of the "Floridamen" history. It would have been epic...
1:33-1:38 (For all my fellow Wings of Fire fans)
*you mean Rainwings?*
Exactly!
At 2:49
Sure, Humans are animals, but are Floridamen really Human?
(Edit: I’m actually surprised, I’m the only one who voted so far)
He lives in Florida, right now
LOL
@@Theinatoriinator gray is not human
Logan Mamanakis I realized that, so I changed it, but for that 1/60 of a minute, you somehow saw it :l
@@phantompig no I'm talking to logan.
Ordering more food be like:
"More mutated sperm damit"
th-cam.com/video/t2Fp32UlpuI/w-d-xo.html
what food do you eat??
It would be nice if we could all listen to that quote while ordering food... so I made it into a loopable video of its own! th-cam.com/video/6mdVjgLLwSA/w-d-xo.html
You know you said that in his way of speaking. Makes me smile every single time.
Grandiville Strong Not exactly the right video, but I definitely agree. COPPA bad.
when Gray plays games like this, it just makes the "Simulation Theory" more and more believable.
*You can clone yourselves without side effects*
Butt
**there are actually side effects**
😂😂👌
a ruthless cat emperor? this must be where spleens goes when she runs away!
"Every Crime is punished by the death penalty"
Ok Konrad Curze.
Barry Bend lol
Like you punch someone and then you just get killed xd
You better not steal, you better not cheat, or Punisher Predator Batman will come and torture you to death!!
Alex Kaplan yeet
Well in some of the older points in human history that was a thing... possibly the most famous example of execution being the only punishment would be the draconian constitution from ancient Greece's Athens. But tbh there isn't really confirmation if that one was quite as harsh as "if you steal a piece of bread you die" but then again the first known written laws cut off the hands of thieves so I guess it's possible.
As a Florida Man, I can confirm that all of this will likely happen.
"Mortals are the epitome of evil"
-Zamasu
okay ningen
The planet of the Floridamen is actually just several hundred thousand Floridas glued together into a super continent known as SUPER Florida and it's the only landmass on the planet
Panflorida
Beautiful. I expect a full fanfiction
OlafttheGreat1998 me too
7:41 as the friendly neighborhood Acesexual I'd just like to point out that asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction not romantic attraction. The word the game is looking for is Aromatic...
That's why it says, "And do not desire romance".
Yea but it never said they were the same or anything. They are saying that they are asexual AND do not desire romance. You read it wrong. Also btw it’s spell asexual not acesexual
No, you're thinking of when something smells good, the word you're looking for is Asymetrical
Mmh yes aromatic of vanilla.
“That would suck if this was uncontrollable and you because you would be in mid sexy time-“
-GrayStillPlays 2019
“There’s nothing wrong with playing god. Well- as long as you’re good at it.”
~Medic TF2
Gray: makes them obese
Also gray: makes them really healthy
Me: wait that’s illegal
It's *God* He Do Whatever He Wants.
"have bird-like wings and love to fly. Oh like seagulls. But have uncontrollable explosive diarrhea, Also like seagulls"
-Gray 2019
“People can turn invisible...”
The people: “I AM THE SPY”
OFF TO SEE YOUR MOTHER
The game is not longer in the play store, I am so glad this video is on here to show the fun we can still have! Thanks Grey!
Say yes to everything. That is demand not requst.
Request* mate
the problem is Gray doesn't take demands nor requests
The people probably don’t just murder each other in fear, it’s probably also in hunger
Fear of starvation, then?
7:50 This would actually explain wy they are no longer ruled by intelligent dinosaurs! Bless the Puss!!
Me: *jaywalks*
The government and the police: D E A T H P E N A L T Y
Can clone without side effects, but the side effect of cloning is extreme intelligence and aggression... Sure.
"Avergae IQ: 10"
...that's not how IQ works
maybe in relation to "normal" humans
the best part of the game is that even though gray said the golfball sized crying sperm was mutated but it actually was a normal facet of the species
0:13 you missed a prime opportunity to say angel dust instead
When you realise floridamen ends with amen
I hope this is a joke and you’re not pulling us into this christian cult
Woofle Gaming I’m not even religious
Good. Those christians are slowly taking over the world
With their really tall plus signs
FLORID AMEN
Imagine if someone is about to sneeze. "Uh, uh, uhACHOO!" a disco party in the backround as the entire family turns to ash.
Edit: As well as the windows being covered in brown
Also... Explosive Diarrhea ;-;
As a Florida man, I both am offended, and also agree that it's a fitting name.
7:01 did you mean...
COKAINE LITE?!
1:24 I was thinking about the TH-cam terms of service too at the same time 🤣🤣😂
Me: *reads title* yeaaaa. When have you not done that
There was a Florida man robbed a bank by holding himself hostage and threatening to kill himself
“MORE MUTATED SPERM DAMN IT!!!”- Gray 2019
ikr it's funny enough for me to turn it into a video th-cam.com/video/6mdVjgLLwSA/w-d-xo.html
"Mid sexy time"
.. your wife is a lucky lady, Gray
All jokes aside, I look forward to your videos, comedic relief of my day.
"Its fine, my neighbours won't eat me; I already fed them my stupider clones" "well, I was the clone, but they were dumb... tough meat"
The Floridamen; the only species so resilient they needed 2 extinction events.
Yes yes they do
Anything: exists
Gray: hell ya
4:21 The Lizardmen are the descendants of intelligent dinosaurs and manipulate the human race from the shadows. We thought we had released ourselves from the oppression years ago, but we still dance for their amusement.
"the floridamen have psychic powers to communicate but are chronically obese and extremely judgemental"
well that seccond bit is basically america in a nutshell so i dont see why not
1:41 this seems like a Wings of Fire RainWing reference
**casually installs this game**
WHERE
@@keab2105 game got taken down i think
Gray: Plays god simulator
Me: Here we go again...
As soon as I saw the title I was like ohhhhh shi* who in there right mind let gray get this game
Please do more of this!
It’s so interesting!
I don’t care how long ago this was posted. It’s great to be from Florida EVERY DAY.
God: I feel sick sorry Jesus but Gray take the wheel
Right after hell vs heaven Jesus did not have time to rest.
The worst kind of human, Florida men?
As a Florida man I take that offensive.
r/woooosh
r/ihavereddit
r/woooosh
Well it’s a thing for a reason aint it
2:13 Just a normal boomer policy
2:27 made me laugh so hard I almost cried.
Gray in a nutshell:
"More [Insert anything here] Dammit"
Bad part: *Sees others as diseased and in need of a cure*
Me: ITS THE PLAGUE DOCTOR!
This was a lot better than I thought it would be.
Do more! It's too good
Trevor Noah: "See, Florida is so bad even the cows are like: 'Someone has to do something. *We* have to do something.'"
6:52 The French revolution in a nutshell
Ah yes a man of culture as well
When gray refers to the Floridamen saying we or us
Can somebody tell me wher i can find this game?
please
Who ever came up with this game needs to become president of the world
Its weird how a couple of years ago he sounded like a teen and now he sounds like Chris Parnell
Today were checking out the only youtube channel that acknowledges florida, its greystillplays
I just realized something he made the baby cry for the first 10 years of there life and made it so people’s head explode from headaches... ummmm
Just imagine this as a weird star trek universe
LOVE THIS CHANNEL
Your so calm while basically destroying humanity
4:04 ....this uh...got real life racial when I was NOT ready for it.
Gray is god... evil god
At the end is he saying “stay foxy”? I am genuinely confused.
Yeah, he says "stay foxy and much love"
He wants to hide his true identity as a furry under the disguise of an edgy gamer.
LEMOn3rd ah
Fresh Sans “foxy” is like older slang for sexy
@@NerdyHomosapian maybe to avoid DEMONITIZATION but that seems far fetched
This was hilarious thank you
I would be dead times 1000 for how many headaches I’ve had in my life, I have one right now in fact