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  • I Became the Worst Mother a Child Could Have - Simulife
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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4396

    Welcome to a game where you can have limitless children just so you can constantly bum money off of them.

  • @charlotteginger6153
    @charlotteginger6153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6116

    No one:
    Gray: These names are boring. Your names Gatorade.

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ah millennials in a nutshell.

    • @hunterbarnes6414
      @hunterbarnes6414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well atleast it better than hunter 🤧☹

    • @mrstud_1114
      @mrstud_1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@hunterbarnes6414 Gatorade Hunter

    • @Hyrt127
      @Hyrt127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cursed Waifu Diet Pepsi

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Millenials here be like "ok, boomer", since it's the only phrase they know. As for the naming should Gray's style be like "Lungs" or "Esstacy"?

  • @fandomshipper8674
    @fandomshipper8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2497

    This is basically BitLife, but ten times more senseless and hilarious 😂

    • @Applelolol123
      @Applelolol123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fandom Shipper thats what i was thinking!!

    • @evilkitty75kikig20
      @evilkitty75kikig20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Considering I named my character Failure (something) and wasn't really a failure and got the Lazy ribbon

    • @fivefour5619
      @fivefour5619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The only acceptable version

    • @jacktheflash8478
      @jacktheflash8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Five Four nah

    • @starredgaze
      @starredgaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      999=666

  • @bootyholelicker
    @bootyholelicker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    As a Lithuanian myself the name “#killme :(“ is very common

    • @evangeIija
      @evangeIija 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      yes, almost everyone excluding me in my class has that name! it's very common here in Lithuania. Especially in Klaipėda! you see a killme :( here, a killme :( there.....

    • @PDEL_Music
      @PDEL_Music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tylek xd

    • @marijuslapinskas1709
      @marijuslapinskas1709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ką jūs čia veikiat?

    • @evangeIija
      @evangeIija 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@marijuslapinskas1709 Ką tu čia veiki?

    • @evesword4270
      @evesword4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

  • @rebeccaalers
    @rebeccaalers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Gray "I'm gonna get a seizure when I look at the screen"
    Also Gray "Let's make all of us look at it for ten seconds straight tho"

  • @lukasr.5892
    @lukasr.5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3502

    Have you ever been so depressed your last name is literally just :(

    • @blepp4544
      @blepp4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      :(

    • @FBI-real
      @FBI-real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      :(((((

    • @lukasr.5892
      @lukasr.5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      There’s a lot of depression in these replies

    • @galactic_dragon2078
      @galactic_dragon2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      :(((((((((((((((((((((

    • @holoitsme9220
      @holoitsme9220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mr Emoji *_what_*

  • @wil0exe816
    @wil0exe816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    “Whatever, I’ll lose the calories running from the police”
    Gray, 2019

    • @wil0exe816
      @wil0exe816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank you so much! Never even had one like before...

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KkdaGOAT M amazing workout

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually 12019

    • @cherrygarnet3870
      @cherrygarnet3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KkdaGOAT M everyone knows that cops can't climb

    • @dr.chopper3804
      @dr.chopper3804 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wil0exe816 now u have a thousand likes

  • @jessh1305
    @jessh1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    Gray: If I look at this I'm gonna have a seizure
    *leaves it on the screen for me to have a seizure
    Me: THANKS GRAY APPRECIATE IT

    • @communistgamerunion2555
      @communistgamerunion2555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Imagine what the epilepsy kids feel lol-

    • @victoriatortilla
      @victoriatortilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As someone with epilepsy I risked it haha

    • @dominiskar3971
      @dominiskar3971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You know, every one is tortured by Gray , including us, florida men, entire cities.

    • @lizx40007
      @lizx40007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Victoria Helen
      You shouldn’t

  • @KaeButKindaGae
    @KaeButKindaGae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Gatorade: dies
    Me: yells "nO" at 8 am, when having not slept at all

  • @kin1562
    @kin1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3621

    me: i want BitLife
    mom: we got BitLife at home
    BitLife at home:

    • @zayjay2800
      @zayjay2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fax

    • @mindofjersey9950
      @mindofjersey9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True

    • @BrownSofaGamer
      @BrownSofaGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      FlowerChild Bitlife was my first thought once I saw the gameplay.

    • @jay.o
      @jay.o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol ikr

    • @thewitheredsouls
      @thewitheredsouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I no longer play bitlife. I kept instlife and saved the download for when I switch phones. Sad to see the older and honestly better game go. Bitlife wants you to pay for nearly ever damn basic feature
      Also if I had to pick between bitlife and rye game in the video, I take the game. Know why? Lottery is way easier 👀

  • @wingsfromcas720
    @wingsfromcas720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    When millennials start naming their kids:
    “I’ll name them...#Killme :(“

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      “Back in my day we had REAL names”

    • @hihigocat
      @hihigocat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      real boomer moments

    • @sanpurutekisuto6709
      @sanpurutekisuto6709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You're right Im gonna name by child Beans and real name

    • @betterthenallofu
      @betterthenallofu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ok boomer

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean it true tho

  • @toe9663
    @toe9663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Me actually knowing this game and have played it: hmmm, Gray makes every game playable c:

  • @cringe9406
    @cringe9406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Cry scream and fart" sounds like some 90s metal band

    • @galladegamerletsplays
      @galladegamerletsplays 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      if I ever get a band I know what I'm naming it

  • @senseilekai704
    @senseilekai704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Gray: Abandons child
    Game: You were an amazing mother

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kyle Hombarume
      Quantity over quality I guess

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It also didn’t count that kid in the list of the kids she had! Cold!

    • @smsff7
      @smsff7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tough love?

    • @trashcan7506
      @trashcan7506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its said you WERE

    • @DemonArshan
      @DemonArshan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well...It's totally correct

  • @Pandoraf
    @Pandoraf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Gray: If I keep this screen going I'll have a seizure
    Also Gray: Proceeds to leave it running for us while getting a drink

  • @renakira3458
    @renakira3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    *Your character is suffering fro(m) Graytism, it is a very rare condition given to a character that you play as Gray. It makes them hate their life and wanna die.*

  • @plasmaticlmao
    @plasmaticlmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    “Where you can make terrible decisions that shouldn’t even be in the game”
    That’s literally every game you play

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      That's when I know...I must play it.

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed

    • @addiemariesimon1356
      @addiemariesimon1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GrayStillPlays then do my sims challenge if you really like making peoples lives terrible you dont even know what evil means till you try my challenge you know what i think i think your just a coward and you are just toooooo scared to even try this challenge chickens are more braver to do a challenge

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@addiemariesimon1356 okay Gray is not dumb enough to fall for your weak attempt at reverse psychology, and you're coming off very rude.

    • @System-ru5yt
      @System-ru5yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@addiemariesimon1356 bruh you just sound stupid right now

  • @datoneguy2361
    @datoneguy2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Store: how many lottery tickets do you want to buy
    Gray: Yes

    • @noodle5177
      @noodle5177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (They Unhinge their Jaw and swallow the entire counter that has the Lottery tickets in it) *Y E S*

    • @NicklePickle25
      @NicklePickle25 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

  • @jaxcraft2848
    @jaxcraft2848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:08: I love how Gray days "What the Hell!?" Cracks me up everytime! X,D

  • @pastedino6670
    @pastedino6670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    So, I was playing this too, to try to be a spoiled kid lol and so the teacher called me stupid and my character told their parents. The parents said, *You deserved it*

    • @outtathepantry
      @outtathepantry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your pfp though. That is a very unflattering picture of Denki...

    • @Toyhub2345
      @Toyhub2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@outtathepantry stfu

    • @alessandraalinacarabulea8583
      @alessandraalinacarabulea8583 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But this is a picture of Chihiro

    • @pastedino6670
      @pastedino6670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alessandraalinacarabulea8583 lol i changed it it was denki

    • @s0upc0r3
      @s0upc0r3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m telling taka ur watching Florida man

  • @christopherlaub507
    @christopherlaub507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Sooooooo we gonna just ignore the fact that the Chinese alligators name was “Goose”?

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, yes we are. Not you and the other 6 people tho.

    • @jordynmedes7176
      @jordynmedes7176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yaaa it's totally normal 🤣

    • @kittycatdays8719
      @kittycatdays8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Theres a cat named Goose. Its okay.

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean it’s normal

    • @chickbender173
      @chickbender173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you are what you eat

  • @tontenicway8152
    @tontenicway8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    No one:
    The ads on this video: "ah yes,play bitlife"

    • @ahuman1898
      @ahuman1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂lol 😂😂😂

    • @leniscoolest
      @leniscoolest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes
      Nice

  • @guywithafedora3247
    @guywithafedora3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Grey: I’ll play as one of my children!
    Kira joined the chat.

  • @picklerick8844
    @picklerick8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Game: Exists
    Gray: I'm gonna end this man's whole career

  • @willy-htown442
    @willy-htown442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    When you realize this is just a discount bitlife

    • @AvaLance
      @AvaLance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bitlife is free

    • @topaz9295
      @topaz9295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This lowkey looks better than bitlife

  • @Gh0stlives
    @Gh0stlives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    It’s like BitLife but more developed and no ads

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lowki bri More developed? And there’s plenty of ads. I just downloaded the app and there’s nothing to do, the salary is way off (i’m getting half or a quarter of what it says i should be), and i get ads like every 20 actions. There’s nothing to spend money on the activities are pointless.

  • @scrawnymaniac7126
    @scrawnymaniac7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Me: **doing homework**
    Gray: **says Lithuania**
    Me: **looks up at monitor** MY HOME AND NATIVE LAND!!!

  • @whynot1839
    @whynot1839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “I can’t be a TH-camr I need a real job”
    Logic 100

  • @robertbush6255
    @robertbush6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Gray: I am the worst mother
    Antivaxers: hold my measles

    • @Small_Schlonng_9000
      @Small_Schlonng_9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No hold my child

    • @rainwang845
      @rainwang845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Small_Schlonng_9000 its already dead

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rainwang845 hold my child coffin

    • @TheSealinBlack
      @TheSealinBlack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Basically hold my rights

    • @fireinthehole_727
      @fireinthehole_727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@caleblewis8169 no its "hold my essential oils"

  • @KiroChisa
    @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "More societal menaces DAMMIT!"
    Gray game dev's think you're a societal menace.

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What they don't know is they've been playing the lottery wrong all this time.

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @NotYourAverageAmerican VideoGamer indeed hes actually replied to my comments at least 3 times

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kdakool either he's Dennis the Menace or straight up monster

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man I'm surprised gray replied to my comment but didn't like it ok then

  • @lunadestiny1238
    @lunadestiny1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love how gray will try to kill children but won’t let them go on one night stands

  • @tigerlep9
    @tigerlep9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    all those people dying from heart attacks clearly someone had the death note

  • @kittyclearsight3564
    @kittyclearsight3564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Honestly I wanna see Gray play bitlife. I think he'd enjoy the chaos that game can bring

    • @velvetdarksoul8741
      @velvetdarksoul8741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Totally I did one where all I did waa break the law and only have sex my whole life
      Then I did one were i was the nicest person ever

    • @mirainhaf
      @mirainhaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is literally the same game, the text has been ripped from BitLife

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kitty Clearsight please no, Gray is the calamity for that game

    • @Redxty83
      @Redxty83 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Join this Graystillplays discord server
      discord.gg/cpCQxu

    • @alexpapatonis978
      @alexpapatonis978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he just did lol

  • @fuckologic1202
    @fuckologic1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "I appreciate that queen Elizabeth is a prostitute"
    Well, TheSpiffingBrit is now most likely your archenemy

  • @emile-5887
    @emile-5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    *when you from Lithuanian and watch this*
    We feel appreciated, like no one knows we exist and yes is a common name and last name (of course)

    • @tripple8860
      @tripple8860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So many Lithuanians here

  • @xma-max5338
    @xma-max5338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Gray: *m o r e b a b i e s*

  • @FrayerDH
    @FrayerDH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "... if I look at this screen I'm going to get a freaking seizure." *turns it up faster for the viewers*

  • @Avetti1
    @Avetti1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    No one:
    Gray: These names are dead
    Ima call u Gatorade

    • @DumbInvestors
      @DumbInvestors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10,000 subscribers with two videos Challenge when your name is Hunter😣

    • @Phoenix_IsRising
      @Phoenix_IsRising 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should've named one Floridaman

    • @user-jo9sc4ot6j
      @user-jo9sc4ot6j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@DumbInvestors Let's see how quickly a Hunter turns into a prey ...

  • @deadnetwork7803
    @deadnetwork7803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even Gray draws the line at underage one night stands. Good job 👍🏻

  • @mr.outlaw231
    @mr.outlaw231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:12 Let it be known that, while Gray is trying to make the worst decisions, he still has a heart.
    Frickin coward.
    (Joke)

  • @brhmoment7532
    @brhmoment7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Gray making a name of '#Killme :(' : Obviously this is a very common name for Lithuania.
    Me livin in Lithuania: I see you are a man of culture as well.

  • @mattoxsmom
    @mattoxsmom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I did that once, then got arrested. I’d like a refund.

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ave uwu please contact Negative Nancy to take care of the process

  • @FluffyPrincess888
    @FluffyPrincess888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Everyone's dumb but me." My, my, my... How relatable.

  • @meowzthecat5994
    @meowzthecat5994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: Mom can we have bitlife?
    Mom: We have bitlife at home.
    Bitlife at home:

  • @Viva-qd2bo
    @Viva-qd2bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    *did literally anyone notice that they died at 2069?*

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me another guy and u so far ive seen in da comments

    • @Kr1s_G6
      @Kr1s_G6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get it

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouh

  • @Clouditivity
    @Clouditivity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Today I learned Gray is an amazing mother.

  • @sprinklezdawolf8716
    @sprinklezdawolf8716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:35 as a lithuanian i approve of this message.

  • @hazoonga9212
    @hazoonga9212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:37 As a lithuanian i can say that that is very correct

  • @Evie_horsey
    @Evie_horsey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    When he named the child Diet Pepsi I thought he would name them diabetes 😂

  • @ohmitted
    @ohmitted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    #Killme:*Adopts like 10 kids*
    Brian:
    #Killme *eats a Twinkie*
    Brian: I think you have a eating problem

  • @lost_soul1328
    @lost_soul1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gray's newest catchphrase should be "We don't need limits where we're going!"

    • @jan-Pala
      @jan-Pala ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is that a fellow aroace i see??? WOO

  • @SlatedRacc
    @SlatedRacc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:56 Ah yes...
    *That tiger is indeed a puppy*

  • @Notreal-bb5uv
    @Notreal-bb5uv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Small games where you can make terrible choices
    Gray : yes best game

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who you calling gay?

    • @Reaper-kb6jc
      @Reaper-kb6jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gay is the best game

    • @Redxty83
      @Redxty83 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Join this Graystillplays discord
      discord.gg/cpCQxu

  • @jaydeshroyer190
    @jaydeshroyer190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I im so happy i found your channel months ago. You are one of my favorite youtubers! Im sure Florida man is proud of your humor. Only you can capture the full feeling of florida

    • @phaedraremington6247
      @phaedraremington6247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right? I first saw him a year ago when I started dating my boyfriend. Now, completely hooked like on cocaine. 😂

    • @agoosewithinternetaccessan3218
      @agoosewithinternetaccessan3218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phaedraremington6247 hes florida man boi

  • @IdliAmin_TheLastKingofSambar
    @IdliAmin_TheLastKingofSambar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Cry, scream, and fart” is what my 1st grade teacher told us to do if we were ever in a house fire. I didn’t go to a very good school.

  • @LemonadeStand618
    @LemonadeStand618 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a video from three years ago and all the sudden "queen Elizabeth died" is just... gold

  • @RexenPrime
    @RexenPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You know who didnt die? Jack sparrow, thats who. Pirates life lol

    • @eveescastle5866
      @eveescastle5866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the tale of captain Jack Sparrow

  • @Magic-np1ws
    @Magic-np1ws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    All I thought when I saw the thumbnail:
    Kid: Mom.. Dad...... I'm a thot.
    Parents: (Gasp) The bible says Adam and Eve, not Eve and Adam and Steve and Carl and Joseph and Tim and Adam and Richard and Bob an-

    • @lajanshots
      @lajanshots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Magic what

    • @wagwanpussio
      @wagwanpussio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s Justus its like a prostitute joke where they’re with so many people
      “eve and adam and so on with names”

  • @aaronblackman7910
    @aaronblackman7910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Baby Jack Sparrow robbing trade ships at 3
    Gray:eh , he is just following in his father’s footsteps

  • @AaronLassen
    @AaronLassen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those child names... LMFAO, well done Gray

  • @alleviatedaubergine8130
    @alleviatedaubergine8130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Last time I was this early I saw Grey being a good person.

    • @dannydanggang1675
      @dannydanggang1675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lies!

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So you’ve never been early before

    • @jude297
      @jude297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's clearly from a parallel universe

    • @raflibudiman1676
      @raflibudiman1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *IMPOSSIBLE*

    • @RemyWillard
      @RemyWillard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So... before Kindergarten, right?
      @@dannydanggang1675
      Gray's "Reigns" playthrough in 2016 was mostly being a good person. I think Kindergarten in 2017 was the turning point that led to the Gray we have today.

  • @lilylamps
    @lilylamps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Me: *sees title*
    Also me: Damn... If only there was a way I could help, but sadly... *I am just a rat.*

  • @Bleep831
    @Bleep831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That mika chick who “rehomed” her adopted son definitely played this game at some point.

  • @mia-qh7jj
    @mia-qh7jj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This is BitLife in 5 different languages

    • @Lili_Montana
      @Lili_Montana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to say that

  • @cq.cumber_offishial
    @cq.cumber_offishial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "TH-camr, Salary: 65,000$"
    Everyone no matter what: are you sure about that?

  • @SunflowerSpotlight
    @SunflowerSpotlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Gray: Your parents sign you up for the country beauty pageant??
    Dictionary pronunciation: Count-ee
    I love the self-owning. 🤣

  • @frostfire9392
    @frostfire9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Husband: How many kids do you want?
    Gray: Yes
    Lottery: how many tickets would you like?
    Gray: Y E S

  • @TheLunatrick
    @TheLunatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:15 FLAT CHEST IS BEST CHEST!

  • @balabim3628
    @balabim3628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Game: You were an Amazing Mother!
    Me, following watching Gray abandon Dylan: *visible confusion*

  • @the_dark_soul_of_man
    @the_dark_soul_of_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I honestly thought Jack would become "Jack the Ripper". Shame on you for the missed opportunity Gray.

  • @Ryze_Yttv
    @Ryze_Yttv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gray’s logic My father wasn’t with me my whole life I’m not attending his funeral, my father was there my whole like.... NAHHH

  • @baronvonbork2856
    @baronvonbork2856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine your siblings having names like Queen Elizabeth, George Washington and Jack Sparrow, Tom Hanks than there is you Diet Pepsi and your other sibling Gatorade
    STANDING ABOVE ALL

  • @drago1672
    @drago1672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a lithuanian my self I havent heard that name around yet

  • @Brenbosan
    @Brenbosan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how Gray makes sure his victims- I mean characters are over 18 before he does anything risky with them.
    But at the same time he does try to kill them-

  • @oasisdiditforthememes.2355
    @oasisdiditforthememes.2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you put the auto clicker in I showed my brother and he thought it was so cool he started dancing on the floor and foaming

  • @rodnyye6498
    @rodnyye6498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gray: (Does a lot of bad choices that'll get him killed)
    Gray when when he sees the one night stand option: this is wrong as sh*t

    • @DozerfleetProd
      @DozerfleetProd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how the SWAT team shows up to do in the game's dev team.

  • @huntersole68
    @huntersole68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    GRAY SELECTING NAMES: hunter
    Me:😀
    Gray: no this name is boring
    Me:😢

  • @screenedat0m
    @screenedat0m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not even 5 minutes in and Gray’s already laughing and pooping, smiling and being cute or crying, screaming and farting.
    Why am I not surprised?

  • @doormat-wr9su
    @doormat-wr9su 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Normal Parents: Names their child Jason
    Gray: *I'll name him, hmmm, Diet Pepsi.*

    • @fireinthehole_727
      @fireinthehole_727 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: **hmm... HoW aBoUt... VeNn?¿?¿?¿?¿?**

  • @quirmi_6770
    @quirmi_6770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like ruining my back by constantly leaning over while drawing so when I’m done I can get the best back cracks ever 😔👌

  • @vakarisbarysas2246
    @vakarisbarysas2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:08 everyday stuff in lithuania, wdym illegal?

  • @kaseyquickshot532
    @kaseyquickshot532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The last time I was this early my mother became a teen mom

  • @shuz6y
    @shuz6y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    no one:
    random dude i started watching rn: “ *rOdEo DriVe* “

  • @Zander2212
    @Zander2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "They put no restrictions on your name"
    (The Artist formerly known as Prince), The Edge, etc. There is no limit in real life either.

  • @annalese135
    @annalese135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I don't think my dad did one thing during my entire life."
    Same.

  • @jevinliu4658
    @jevinliu4658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    No one:
    Game: LOTTERY IS BEST!!!

  • @jamesstfu4308
    @jamesstfu4308 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Ad I got for this video was a headspace ad about being calm and happy and then it jumps to Gray being an evil bastard

  • @razi_man
    @razi_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Becoming a THOT is illegal apparently, whelp time to redeem myself.

  • @Chaos_Archives
    @Chaos_Archives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Gray should've names one of his sons Florida Man.

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Gray: "Everyone in this entire family is dumb as hell, but me."
    Me: Welcome to my world, Gray. 😒

    • @discomacabre1
      @discomacabre1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ben trimble r/iamverysmart

    • @jay.o
      @jay.o 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same ;)

    • @PlagueCure
      @PlagueCure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/iamverybadadss

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, let me be more specific... except for me and my brother, my family's dumb as hell. 🙂

    • @wexoun4182
      @wexoun4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

  • @Likeusb1
    @Likeusb1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:39
    I didn't get offended. No my eyes aren't crying. They are sweating heavily.

  • @kaesadea4072
    @kaesadea4072 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was on a holiday and I am now gonna binge watch your vids starting from this one

  • @chillvibebeats2262
    @chillvibebeats2262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Is nobody gonna talk about how she died at 2069

  • @pcphotography6587
    @pcphotography6587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    When you’re so early “George Washington” is 100% voted

    • @brthdygrl6
      @brthdygrl6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Queen Elizabeth

    • @agr0nianTV
      @agr0nianTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your next goal should be to be so early that the top poll answer isn't the last one

  • @eitve
    @eitve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You chose a good name for a Lithuanian character since we are number one in suicides

  • @lesliesackey2515
    @lesliesackey2515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The game: “A killer whale killed a trainer at SeaWorld in Florida.”
    Me: *someone who watched Blackfish* 👀

  • @lalalalallaallqlalal6537
    @lalalalallaallqlalal6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gray : killme is a suitible name for lithuania
    Lithuanians: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @upartas7738
    @upartas7738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Born in Lithuania, Vilnius... Thats literally where i live.

    • @dangiausas5065
      @dangiausas5065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same, he picked Lithuania as it has first place in suicide rate.

    • @647cj2
      @647cj2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf im too from Lithuania

    • @octane9094
      @octane9094 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zdrw seniii :DD

  • @OOoKarmaoOO
    @OOoKarmaoOO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This chaotic life surprisingly turned out great

  • @sunkicks
    @sunkicks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dang, light really do be workin.