*places a mirror behind you* you know I love how as people, we all go, "yea I'm foukin' hideous" and then everyone around us can say "no, you look nice" and I'm just some random dood, I can't see you, but it's all the more meaningful when it's someone you know.
@@Yue797 HOMOPHONES OH NO!!! but that would be transphobia not homophobia. Or both since she is homosexual (idk if shes lesbian, bi, pan or polys3xual)
@12:52 My grandparents told me back during Great Depression era houses would some times use de-shelled corn cobs as a cheap way to insulate a house. It's really not that strange in rural areas. They were doing the best with what they were given.
2:30 ooh ooh! This is a depiction of an SCP. I forgot the number. Basically if you pick up the phone on the sheep you can dream about whatever you tell the person on the line you want to, but it's addictive and if you overuse it you become a phone sheep yourself.
Because, Minecraft has become real. Minecraft is taking over. I try to talk to my wife for comfort, she is a cube. She has been taken by the Minecraft plague. You will be taken also.
@@TheLexikitty is actually legally blind. she has problems with contrast i think. also do not bully my favourite narrator or i will send harry from animal crossing to beat you up
Victory The jammer I’m not bullying!! I love Lexi too. I was just pointing out something I thought was funny! TheLexiKitty, I’m sorry if that came across as rude or mean I love when you narrate!!
@@thomaswilwerding3230 haha you all good I'm more than up for some cheerful banter. Some people get pissed when I say it over and over but some people are pissed the sky is blue so *shrug*. Have a lovely day! 💞💙🖤💙💞
If you're talking about climate change then it's been proven by the IPCC that current climate change is definitely being caused by humans, which we've had evidence of since the 70s.
8:21 this is called an “inflatable swan thing”. I saw them for sale at a fancy art convention and to be honest I nearly bought it on the spot. Look at those eyes. It knows things it shouldn’t. It knows things that if said could collapse our universe bit by bit starting with avocado toast.
I thought somebody would've already written it in comments, but i couldn't find it, so I'm writing it. At 2:28, those were SCP 1498 or Dial A Dream, are anomalous sheep that you can use to dial in a different dimension, where entities pick up the phone and when you'll sleep, you will experience the same dream you ordered on the phone. But a side-effect is you'll be transformed into another such sheep instance.
Imagine: its 3:00 AM You're peacefully watching TH-cam You're at the beginning of a video, and lexie says the normal "whats up sexy, I'm lexi!" It sounded weird, almost like it wasn't from the video. You're not watching EmKay, but a different channel. You look behind you. Lexi is right behind you. The next thing ya know, You're goin "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
9:00 I am 99% sure that is Soren Sladkevik. He did a challenge video where he fursuited for one day to his college classes. He’s actually a pretty nice guy. Everyone there was pretty chill with it, even his professors.
Jasper ○6○: Wtf are you doing □5□?! Jasper □5□: Screwing your favorite wine bottle watching Emkay R/Hmmm at 3 am. Jasper ○6○: Ayo Wtf ○6○? Jasper ♡9♡: Why can't you just go to sleep?! Jasper □5□: Bro you were literally holding a wine bottle while you were sleeping. Jasper ♡9♡: Most of the time I don't even notice. Because that's what I usually expect. Jasper ○6○: Yeah because I'm always called the "Drunk Clone" Jasper □5□: I'm called the "Weird/Creepy Clone" just because I screw objects. Jasper ♡9♡: I'm called the "Mom clone" because I act like an actual mom
2:15 _b u r n t h e s p i d e r w i z a r d ._ 5:19 _oh god_ (i’m drawing this btw) 11:01 That baby is gonna grow up to be Giygas. 11:58 **epic flashback moment to some ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING games of hide or die**
They're legs also may be paralyzed. Sadly it happens more then some think and human baby diapers are cheaper (and literally the same thing) then pet diapers
![Megan Thee Stallion - Neva Play (feat. RM) [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TpYTyAaTRts/mqdefault.jpg)
*When The music is really fire that the piano can't handle it.*
So playing any jojo theme on it? Like seriously think of trying to play any of them really on a piano
J Hill i saw a video of someone playing giornos theme in public
@@utswriter nah he was playing Fur Elise on the minor note
@@SoberMustard should have made a joke out of that
@@somuchpanicyetnodisco I guess mozart was playing so much fire he got cremated
Nobody:
Lexi when she sees any furry animal: **happiness noises**
Lemon Lord actually I feel that
H A P P I N E S S. L E X I. I S. B E S T. L E X I
@@goodbye9167 Y E S, L E X I _IS_ B E S T L E X I
Wait he is gay or LGBT related? I'm sorry I don't really get into that stuff ._.
@@daisyamburgey3065 She's a trans woman! So she uses she her pronouns
Lexi: what’s up sexy im Lexi
Me: “don’t do that, don’t give me hope”
U ok?
@@idonthaveaname6029 they are not
@@drewbrennand7469 same
What happened?
The reddit: “Minecraft everything”
Lexi: *Confused screaming*
confused and *scared* screaming.
I just realized Lexi is the only woman that was/is in EmKay.
Fifocz 2235380 yeah, like, good on her!
Ikr!
Ummm that’s a guy
@@pewdsthrowaway1303 Lexi is trans. She is a woman.
@I'm Shay Qwq I meant is/was like that ever was, including the ones who left.
Lexie: What's up sexy?
Me: looks behind me
"All around me are familiar faces."
*places a mirror behind you*
you know I love how as people, we all go, "yea I'm foukin' hideous"
and then everyone around us can say
"no, you look nice"
and I'm just some random dood, I can't see you, but it's all the more meaningful when it's someone you know.
*sentado en la esquina pensando como fui tan GIL*
*Finger guns* yo~ he talking to you
HES BEHIND YOU RUN
Lexi: I own 60% of there weapons
Me: pathetic i own 200 percent of theses weapons
Impressive.
MERICA
I OWN FUKIN GUNS AS A 8 YEAR OLD
Noice
@@TheLexikitty Why is the actual lexi here
"Honey, the piano seems to be on fire."
Imagine hearing that
That's a decent one actually
Alright,who was cooking a piano?
That's how you know you really pissed off my great uncle giovanna
@@Toni-qw1ro (holding a lighter and gasoline) it was me, sorry
@@Mothkid666 ok....
"Seaguls are just chaos pigeons."
-Lexi the Wholsome Sometimes Terrifying Bean, November 2020
*Ink and Error, the best two AU’s*
She never lies
“Y’all are gonna die and I’m gonna laugh”-Lexi, 2020
You mean tim apple
Damn u beat me 2 it
Damn I feel personally attacked
"I will see the end, after all of you die, after the universe collapses, i'll still be here, in my Absolutely Safe Capsule." -Pokey Minch, 299X
u have 669 likes lol
"Is this a Ghost Rider reference?"
Have you ever touched a metal chain on a hot day?
Yeah, now I have a longer arm Yayyyyy....... *Help me*
Yes and it's straight up torture
My shifter is metal 😐
sturm
But have you ever touched the slide on a hot day during recess?
"Hey that pianist is on fire!"
"I know right?"
"No, no, he's literally on fire! Someone help him!"
*T h i s I s f i n e*
Wow, that guy is playing some fiery hot tunes
.
That is some lit music
Hotman
I see nothing wrong with the picture, the dude is just playing a piano-
F
i specifically watch the Lexi ones so she’ll call me sexy and then make me laugh, it just makes me so happy
JustConfused I just watch Lexi because I’d be alone otherwise
Yes I do to TwT
Wait. She?
@@Cry_ct
yep! Lexi is a trans girl
@@m0thman815 Ah, cool. Trans people are always fun.
I love Lexi, she’s my favorite Emkay narrator, her voice is so cute🥰🥰🥰
I agree
Same :)
Yea
@Wee Allan yep. She is a transgender woman. Hope this cleared up any confusion ^^
He*
masks on, bras off
free the tiddy, protect the city
-some person i met on discord
mango ummmmmmmm wtf?
Delete the app, like, now.
Agreed.
@@tinaglassgow4961 nah, thats not the worst stuff you can find there
@@nu_kercat1 oh..
oh no...
Lexi in first half: witty jokes
Lexi in second half: eNd My SuFFeRiNg
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
@@Yue797 HOMOPHONES OH NO!!! but that would be transphobia not homophobia. Or both since she is homosexual (idk if shes lesbian, bi, pan or polys3xual)
@@gadgetsngismoz2961 Trans girl lesbian I think she said
@@gamertrask9153 k thanks for the info
@@gamertrask9153 yup, she is married and Lexi calls her wife the "Lexi-wife" and it's so cute!
@12:52 My grandparents told me back during Great Depression era houses would some times use de-shelled corn cobs as a cheap way to insulate a house. It's really not that strange in rural areas. They were doing the best with what they were given.
5:58 greg renko's knife
Every time Lexi says “what’s up sexy, I’m Lexi”, the only thing I can think is “ok when are they going to get completely demonetized?”
Haha 69th like
I mean- it's more of a compliment than anything else.
@@ZacGames3 mhm
The ultimate petty move: keying someones car.
This guy: hold mah beer I'm gonna dust of the grinder.
I like how happy she gets and then immediately regrets it.
“This has the air of the best of intentions, but still comes out weird and freaky.” -Lexi
“Japan in a nutshell.” -Me
“It's a gay deer” sorry man, but this is a gay baby moose and it's adorable!
CANADIAN GAY SYMBOL 🏳️🌈🍁
"gay baby" im crying
We got Lust!Sans lecturing our boi Lexi here!!
Umm, actually moose are deer, the largest species of deer.
Also the plural of moose should be meese... idk
mursuhillo according to stuff apparently meese isn’t possible cuz it’s got sum fancy smachy stuff that isn’t the same as goose/geese so yuh
14:56 "seagulls are just chaos pigeons" my entire outlook on birds has changed
Me: *is having bad day*
*decides to watch emkay*
Lexi:"what's up sexy I'm lexi"
Me: *is feeling better*
UwU
egg
"What's up sexy I'm lexy"
Hey lexy I'm dad
Dad.... is that u😢
I miss u😖😭
No I am sorry wrong dad
@@randomsheep2949 understandable have a great day
ѕαуσяι oh shit, how did you un-suicide?
@@swetarao9453 Our feel ofhumor is evolving
Me thinking I’m ugly: **sad potato**
Lexi saying I’m sexy in every intro she narrates: **happy potato**
Also you right now
**Cut finely and deep Fried potato**
p-p-p-p-p-p-po-pota-potato-potato chip-
@@misschauffarde5112 correct
“RahHHH rAh RAh bA bA bAba BAA”
It just did something to me, really just hit home right there.
Let's all collectively agree not to give Lexi a gun.
Yeahhhh
yadierelle is sniping
Never again
Or a lighter
Give Lexi gun. It's the only way to save 2021
2:30 ooh ooh! This is a depiction of an SCP. I forgot the number. Basically if you pick up the phone on the sheep you can dream about whatever you tell the person on the line you want to, but it's addictive and if you overuse it you become a phone sheep yourself.
I looked this up, it's SCP-1498
@@NocturnalDecay Thx
@@a26lolhart np
2:25
No Lexi, that’s an SCP
Specially SCP-1498, “Dial-a-Dream”
You should look it up, they’re actually pretty cool! Hope this helped out! :)
I knew someone would say that I love the scp foundation
Oh nifty!
@@kingkiddo5222 same!
Wat ur fav scp
That’s an artwork in the museum of communication in Frankfurt.
Nobody:
Lexy: "WHY CORNERS!?!?"
WHY
@@TheLexikitty all hail Minecraft.
Because, Minecraft has become real. Minecraft is taking over. I try to talk to my wife for comfort, she is a cube. She has been taken by the Minecraft plague. You will be taken also.
.
^
< >
V
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@@TheLexikitty hi
"This seems unnecessarily violent, and I like it."
-Lexi, 2020
Two of my favorites things are Lexi's laugh and Lexi speaking about herself in third person
Lexi liked that.
@@TheLexikitty
*shocked Pikachu face*
Wait herself?
@@ben33it Lexi a transgender mtf. She perfers the pronouns she/her... I think
@@tiredadmiral6758 Yes, Lexi is a girl.
Nobody:
Lexi at every opportunity: LeAgalY bLiNd
Lexi: misses a detail in a meme
Everyone: iTs rIgHt tHeRe hOw cOuLd yOu mIsS iT
@@TheLexikitty is actually legally blind. she has problems with contrast i think. also do not bully my favourite narrator or i will send harry from animal crossing to beat you up
@@victoryjamz no u send power pig
Victory The jammer I’m not bullying!! I love Lexi too. I was just pointing out something I thought was funny!
TheLexiKitty, I’m sorry if that came across as rude or mean I love when you narrate!!
@@thomaswilwerding3230 haha you all good I'm more than up for some cheerful banter. Some people get pissed when I say it over and over but some people are pissed the sky is blue so *shrug*. Have a lovely day! 💞💙🖤💙💞
lexy laughs the exact same both when backing off from a psycho and when shes being one herself
Her: his probably thinking about other girls
Him: can blind people dream
they can but not in the visuals, only in the form of sound and touch
Yes
You need to post video, England is my second language and even I know without and no make no against
._____.
I wanted to sleep tonight...
Longer It Has An Brain
Everytime I hear "Hi sexy, I'm Lexi" I always see "sexy" in my mind as "sexi"
Because that is the correct way to spell it
@@mekellarobinson6380 confirmed
It always makes me happy when she says “hey sexy I’m Lexi” I’ve actively been trying to find her content just to hear that
Isn't her channel in the description?
Go to her channel and she has a playlist of all her emkay videos
Me looking through the comments to make sure nobody dares misgender lexi.
Same
Common mistake
@@tinaglassgow4961 ???
same
someone misgendered lexi in the reply of another comment. so many arguments broke out against the one person lol i feel bad for the op's notifications
JoJo villains: *About to get defeated*
The background music: 5:06
I was justing searching for this, thanks for the gold comedy
Hello mAh prend
nice
*N i c e.*
Lexi:calls an assault rifle a shotgun.
Me: I'll allow it
USAS-12: You see, I'm playing both sides so I'll always come out on top.
No no, she was looking to buy a BASS that looks like a shotgun. That rifle, my friend, is a guitar...
Ignores the Guitar and asks for a BASS instead...As it should be!
I can't stress enough how much I love Lexi and her brand of wholesome chaos. Exactly what I signed up for.
Fun Fact: If Jesus can walk on water, and cucumbers are 98% water, and we can walk on cucumbers, then we are 98% Jesus.
🤯
"If Jesus could walk on water, could he swim on land?" -Bo Burnham
Wow..
I can walk on ice, and ice is 100 percent water, so I'm 100 percent jesus
N O
LEXI: sees cute animal brain.exe has stopped working
the piano is on fire because he was lit. Literally, lit on fire.
I
No....
Lexi is literally The Reincarnation of chaos itself and I love it
I think everyone understood that at "god damn lag is one hell of a drug"
6:00
Its so you can shout "I got you in my sights" before stating someone 27 times in the kidney
"Calculus with corners" As someone who's still differentiating continuous functions that made me so scared
Aw shoot here we go
Lexie, she is just the best and nobody can convince me otherwise
_Laughs in Damien_
Agreed, but ain’t Lexi a dude? xd
@@Beel2701 Shes a transgirl :)
@@Beel2701 no. Shes a woman
Omg Its cake Oh, I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
1:54 No that's not a laptop, it's clearly a lapbottom
Remember, kids. We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning
If you're talking about climate change then it's been proven by the IPCC that current climate change is definitely being caused by humans, which we've had evidence of since the 70s.
Or you're making a joke.
@@youssef-td2vb it's a reference to the song "we didnt start the fire"
Fun fact: sign language is the only language that can't be heard anywhere in the world
r/showerthoughts?
Omfg
True
You can hear the joints cracking though
@thonk
*aggressively signs*
Every time I tune into a video with Lexy, her personality makes me smile, even when I've had a bad day
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
How To Basic: 5:53
I thought the same thing. Went down into the comments to see if anyone else made that connection
7:19
Nobody:
Officer: *Looks like we were on a wild goose chase boys!*
Lexi's evil laugh is amazing and scary at the same time
Me: Laughs at Lexi not being able to read the Knob.
Me: *Also can't read it*
Me: .........Wait a minute
No I can't either and I have great eyesight
Me
same lol i think i'm legally blind too
“Wholesome chaos” wow I’ve never heard a better description for myself
“Seagulls are chaos pigeons”
Never have I heard a statement so true
Me:Can we have valve
Mom:we have valve at home
Valve at home: 0.1
Best comment.
0:10
r/Hmmmm is basically my life. It's weird, it's confusing and there is no reason for it to exist but it just does anyway.
you made a spelling error its supposed to be: it's weird, it's confusing and there is a reason for it to exist and it does
@@coltendoll Alright, thanks.
To the dislikes:
“I was never angry with you. I was sad, because I was afraid you’d lost your way.”
5:58 greg renko's knife
Very cool
Lexi laughs like he hasn't got "being human" quite down yet.
*She
@@rapogirl1391 my apologies
"Wholesome chaos"
sounds like me nuking with a little smile that humans call "cute", but lets be real smiling is pure terror
I love knowing that lexi is legally blind because when she gets something wrong you know shes genuine and thats just makes everything way better
I always heard of music being fire but this is just ridiculous.
Korporal K. Reep this comment gonna get over 1k likes any bets (btw i was 12 like my man)
@@god9831 I agree
this comment is gonna boom lol
Welp i was wrong but....
69
Private schools: *well behaved students and everything is neatly ordered*
Public schools: 0:35
2:25
It's a dial-up dream!
Answer the phone a pick the dream you want and you will fall asleep going to that dream!
0:08
Thelexikitty: I said wholesome chaos and memes
The valve logo: *goes to the 9th dimension*
me: can I see the comments?
TH-cam: WhaT ComMEnTS?
the_ annihilator
Yt: Comments? Don’t know her!
@@leah_lemon5402 that's pretty good
The most interactive part of EmKay is when I first hear someone's Voice come on so I try to guess who the narrator is
"Before you can drop the bass, you must build it."
That actually makes a dumb kind of sense.
8:21 this is called an “inflatable swan thing”. I saw them for sale at a fancy art convention and to be honest I nearly bought it on the spot. Look at those eyes. It knows things it shouldn’t. It knows things that if said could collapse our universe bit by bit starting with avocado toast.
It looks like something dirty tho
The way she said memes in the intro was cute ngl
The whole comment section in a nutshell: quick were esrly think of something funny
And I laugh at them
And there atleast one of the comments like this
Bot >:(
9:49 since Jason canonically died when he was 12 and has the mind of a 12 year old he would definitely randomly just stare at hustler magazine.
9:38 “hello? My Lexi isn’t working”
“*sigh* have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
Me: Posts good comments
Bots: WHOS BEEN A FAN OF EMKAY FOR MORE THAN A YEAR
Also Me:1 like
Also Bots:1k likes
Exactly
i never got more than 4 likes lol
Mah record is 829 likes
@@Dav6922 lol nice
my record is 6k likes
0:49 "and that is how RVs are born"
*The FBI requests your location*
I thought somebody would've already written it in comments, but i couldn't find it, so I'm writing it.
At 2:28, those were SCP 1498 or Dial A Dream, are anomalous sheep that you can use to dial in a different dimension, where entities pick up the phone and when you'll sleep, you will experience the same dream you ordered on the phone. But a side-effect is you'll be transformed into another such sheep instance.
Goodday everyone how's y'all day been doing?
Mine's been good if anyone is wondering
A good day??? guys this must be a bot.
Honestly, ive never seen a comment like this before, take my like.
And yeah... my day was a little disappointing but its fine.
Indanem Ofdapepo hope your day gets better lovely!
My day was great. Glad yours was too! (:
It’s Sunday no
The gay deer.
The most adorable type of deer known to Earth.
Lexi and damien is definitely the best narrators i've ever seen
Nobody:
Minecraft Villagers:
*Hmmmmmmmmm*
3:47
What are you talking about? That's just Lime Crewmate going on a vacation!
i do the same thing but a 1 hour late, at least a comment
Imagine: its 3:00 AM
You're peacefully watching TH-cam
You're at the beginning of a video, and lexie says the normal "whats up sexy, I'm lexi!"
It sounded weird, almost like it wasn't from the video.
You're not watching EmKay, but a different channel.
You look behind you.
Lexi is right behind you.
The next thing ya know, You're goin "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
“You know that you’re in trouble when you pull up to a gas station, and even the poles are drunk!”
Who here laughed at this?
when I got to this comment Lexi read it lmaO-
9:00 I am 99% sure that is Soren Sladkevik. He did a challenge video where he fursuited for one day to his college classes. He’s actually a pretty nice guy. Everyone there was pretty chill with it, even his professors.
Hmm, where have I seen that first name
@@fishbikehike I wonder...
Jasper ○6○: Wtf are you doing □5□?!
Jasper □5□: Screwing your favorite wine bottle watching Emkay R/Hmmm at 3 am.
Jasper ○6○: Ayo Wtf ○6○?
Jasper ♡9♡: Why can't you just go to sleep?!
Jasper □5□: Bro you were literally holding a wine bottle while you were sleeping.
Jasper ♡9♡: Most of the time I don't even notice. Because that's what I usually expect.
Jasper ○6○: Yeah because I'm always called the "Drunk Clone"
Jasper □5□: I'm called the "Weird/Creepy Clone" just because I screw objects.
Jasper ♡9♡: I'm called the "Mom clone" because I act like an actual mom
That's taking "this song is lit!" to a level it really shouldn't be.
"Yall are gonna die and im going to laugh...." -lexi
1:16
Me, a new yorker: *gets all my red paints and two big paintbrushes and goes to Lexi* I SHALL HELP WITH THE RITUAL
Bro can I help??
@@satan9628 yes owo
I've memorized Lexi's voice and intro. Now I just say it with her
Bahaha
Her?
@@ratherrazz4798 yip, her
@@TheLexikitty shit, I need to apologise to this channel, I thought it was just a feminine name
@@TheLexikitty why does Google translate this to "they pay"? Lexi?!
16:14 Kinder is a German Brand and it actually means children in German
2:15 _b u r n t h e s p i d e r w i z a r d ._
5:19 _oh god_ (i’m drawing this btw)
11:01 That baby is gonna grow up to be Giygas.
11:58 **epic flashback moment to some ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING games of hide or die**
16:08 im sorry i had to do it...:
"What you doing StepToad?"
"I'm gonna draw one of these on every corner of NYC"
*_hol up_*
Fun fact: The song behind all of the Emkay videos are Die House.
Also the Electro Swing version of Die House is fire
10:24 based on the Position of the cat leg I’m pretty sure those cats have wobblers syndrome and probably can’t use a litter box
They're legs also may be paralyzed. Sadly it happens more then some think and human baby diapers are cheaper (and literally the same thing) then pet diapers
So that’s what the diapers were for I thought that was just some being cruel to the cats or that the cats couldn’t walk to the litter pans