memes for 2am only
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Oh this is that video from the other day that had corrupted audio. Cool, we can finally hear Robin's narration for this one!
Oh that's why I have massive deja vu
@@lauraberbieberbie1003 da fuq
oh, that's why :D
@@Noah-gv3qi same lol
Which one was that?
We cry about fish dying because that would've been a tasty fish sandwich....
R/cursedcomments
With the scales still on too.
North Germany?
Also, plastic pollution gets into the fish, so with every fish you eat, you also eat far too much microplastic.
“Characters in first person games never blink”
SCP Containment Breach: *allow me to introduce myself*
Wasn't there a terrible alone in the dark game. Blinking was one of the first things that you do. Multiple times.
your not going to question why he has so many boys in his bed
Lol
@maned wolf with a gmail account its a bot
Scp containment breach is just built differnt ngl
Can confirm the German TV part. This dude, "Bernd The Bread", is literally a depressed bread. And he's a children TV character from the 90s and 2000s many German kids grew up with.
Yes, we are that weird.
Last season: " OH no Hans ate bernd the bread, at least he's out of his misery "
* music plays *
They are probably training for the wresting championship don’t question it
*you*
You
YOU
What are the odds of seeing YOU here
@@pokeboi1112 1/1
As a German, we actually do have a talking loaf of bread reading the news and weather on a TV station made primarily for children and young teenagers.
Memes for 2am only? Alright, I'll come back later
This is gonna age well
Its 2am rn for me
@@kitten.5906 same here (Indonesia)
I was gonna watch this now but I still have to with 12.5 hours
@@scoreigh24 I'm one hour late now
Right-click saving an NFT isn't art theft.
Because "art theft" implies it was ever art to begin with.
What’s an nft I keep hearing it
@@idkok8538 An NFT is a "Non-Fungible Token", basically a string of characters that are used to signify "owning" a digital piece of art. The token leads to a URL of the original image, and that token requires massive amounts of cryptocurrency mining to acquire, as typically the NFTs sell FOR cryptocurrency values. It's killing the environment, it's a waste of time, and you can't "own" a digital image, so it's a fruitless endeavor either way.
I think I got the gist down. Hope this helps!
Ah yes seeing the best memes at night. Better when there is a narrator
NOOOOOOOOO THE JELLYBEAN INFECTION IS SPREADING RUN
@@boogerohgravy >:)
of all places why the hell would these most likely sex scam bots be on a memes video
hi bean
@@balkancheesecake4167 begone demon
"People on Reddit are just as sensitive as people on Twitter"
Basically people, regardless of where you go, will be sensitive.
People everywhere are sensitive. Some places just protect their little feelings more than others
@@LilacMonarch Not really.
emkay: "memes for 2am only"
also emkay: *posts it at 2pm EST*
Madlads, they are. Absolute MADLADS!
you'll have to wait 12 hours to watch this, ohhh those bastards...!
But they just want to make sure you know that you'll have something to watch at 2 am
Although they could have uploaded it at 1 am so that you'd not have to wait so long
@@lauraberbieberbie1003 shut
@@deadchannel5791 it’s a bit just ignore it
3:55 “If cats figure out how to use google we’d all be dead”
Me, a cat: *How do you know it hasn’t already happened?*
Finally, we get to hear Robin's buttery voice
buttery????
@@cloudhhhh Yeah, buttery, as in smooth, like on your toast! A smooth spread!
@@AsuraTheVampire I hate butter
@@AsuraTheVampire mmh butter bread
@@spaaaaaaceee it's still smooth
The bomdas/bodmas (depending on region) issue is that div and multi happen on the same set, and divide may affect the top or bottom with the multiplier. Its dumb and we just use fractions to make division easier
“Why do I need to spend time with my family? They’re weird”
_relating intensifies_
@@lauraberbieberbie1003 nobody asked lol
@@aidancommenting Old comment but I felt a blow to my ego and it wasn’t even directed at me. Easily one of the most well thought-out insults that it made the original commenter delete the comment and me half way wanting to delete mine before I post it. I’d buy a beer for you anyday.
Okay, so for the introduction meme, "4-3+10:5*2" there's some rules, we start with ": or *" depending on which way is it in this case we start with ":".
10 divided by 5= 2, then 2 times 2 is 4. It will become "4-3+4", now you just solve it, 4 minus 3 is 1, plus 4=5.
The answer is 5.
I'm sorry if you didn't understand, my native language is not English.
Perfect.
Bro you start with multiplication first-
@@justanotherweeb7403 actually no, you start from left to right if the first is a division you start with a division if the first is a multiplication you star with a multiplication. If it was for example "4-3+10*2:5" then you start with *
@@giovanneangeli741 it's the Order of Operations, have you heard of PEMDAS?
Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction. Multiplication first, then Division. Then Addition, and then subtraction.
@@justanotherweeb7403 I'm sorry then, I was not so sure if I was right.
Robin: "Hey you made sure to listen to the audio before you published the video, right?"
Jack:
"Right?"
HELL YEAH, some Finland appreciation! Robin is my favorite narrator now. Thank you.
Imagine if the voice part of the video accidentally was corrupted. Ah, that would be terrible
It’s funny how TH-cam waited until 2am to recommend this to me
thank you for actually posting this at 2 am :)
gmt+7 gang
I WAITED UNTIL TWO IN THE MORNING FOR THIS
The reason why Reddit and Twitter have such a cancer of people on it now is because of the Great Tumblr Exodus of 2018
unfortunately
Libertarianism is the reason Reddit has so many cancerous peoole.
9:35 the german tv show is called "Bernd das brot"(Bernd the bread). Its a children Show and yes it was very scary and traumatising.
that high pitched "eloww" at the start is both super cute cause it somewhat sounds like a cat meowing but also kinda creepy
"Characters in first person games never blink"
Corvo from Dishonored: "Am I a joke to you?"
Aah yes memes always best after a day of school. Better when theres a narrator
@JumC: Fumble the muppet boi i don't, i miss human interaction
BIDMAS, BODMAS, PEMDAS and all the other bad mnemonics, are meant to help you remember these 4 rules:
1st, Brackets, aka Parentheses, starting from the inner most pair
2nd, Indices, aka Orders, aka Exponentials, from the top down
3rd, Multiplication and Division, read from left to right
4th, Addition and Subtraction, read from left to right
So 4-3+10/5*2
= 4-3+2*2 (Rule 3)
= 4-3+4 (Rule 3)
= 1+4 (Rule 4)
= 5 (Rule 4)
And 6/2(1+2)
is short hand for
6/2*(1+2)
= 6/2*3 (Rule 1)
= 3*3 (Rule 3)
= 9. (Rule 3)
The mnemonics may be ambiguous, but the math is not.
Robin is my favourite narrator on Emkay.
There is no competition.
i mean same but SAME
I swear to god in here to solve the math problem because it ticks me off how people get upset and say order of operations. The way they work is Bedmas or Bendas (Brackets, exponents, multiply ~ divide [ ~ meaning either depending on left 2 right] Addition ~ Subtraction. Therefore when getting to the math problem 6/2(1+2) You go in the following order
(1+2)=3
6/2=3
Now you get the equation to 3(3) [A.K.A. 3 x 3] Now multiply 3 by 3 and you get 9. The answer is 9
Thank you editor for taking extra time out of your day to fix the broken video even though you were already busy with lots of videos.
I've been putting this video off for God knows how long. I finally managed to watch this video at 2am. I always forget about this video and realize at 3am
10:45 Reminds me of my time at Toys’R’Us. Would have loonies with boxcutters trying to open up those mystery bag items in a back corner of the store thinking they were sneaky. We had a camera in the shelf next to them, one in the corner looking down at them, and had a police officer who was off duty watching that camera in particular waiting outside. Also once had these three kids try coming in wearing heavy winter hoodies during the summer to try to sneak out Ninjago lego sets. We just locked the door and waited. The officer at our location rung up their mothers and they arrived shortly after. Got to see a black mother, a mexican mother, and an italian mother go off on their kids that day. It was hilarious and I almost felt sorry for them…almost.
Do you have anymore crazy stories like this?
@Yenta Elna 👍🏿 Also shut up.
8:19
SCP breach
That one game where if you blink you time travel through memories
And every single game with a blink mechanic
I'm watching this at 20 : 45.
I'm hearing sirens outside.
Wether I go down with 1 or 1000 sins, I end up in hell anyways.
I'm going down a legend
Hang on do u mean that your watching this during the tornados or do u even live one America
@@suspicious-peter7197 read my name, is that amerikan?
@@CodingCorvus oh shit🤣🤣
@@CodingCorvus so what’s going on?
i want an Emkay narrator named George just so he can say "my names george, rymes with orange"
Me: Yes! More Emkay Memes!
*Ten seconds into the video*:
Me: ... haven't I seen this before?
Yes, but you haven't heard it before!
OHSHIT THIS WAS THE EMKAY SILENT ARC! Thanks for the reminder lmao
@@lauraberbieberbie1003 Go away
@@BlazingShadowSword lmaoo
7:55 they intentionally put bad grammar to weed out smarter people who will figure out later in the process, waisting the scammers time
8:17
"HA. Jokes on you" - a overgrown peanut in some facility
It is officially 2 am right now. I am already enjoying this video. XD
I don't care if it's 10:43 pm for me I want to watch this damn masterpiece because I get very depressed and anxious at night.
6:40 why does Tom's owner looks exactly like tom?
The order of math is not ambiguous. If outer rules don't apply it goes from left to right. It is 9 and there is no debate about this.
5
@@davidschmied667 in second thought this also makes sence. :)
3:36 Robin says ‘no’ in the perfect Seymour Skinner voice
0:03 its 5 btw
Lol
Im not trying to be mean, but did you remember "PEMDAS"? My brain says 0
People are getting different answers than this?
@@IronPikachu724Not trying to start a war here, but it’s zero for me
@@IronPikachu724 you divide before multiplying in the problem 4-3+10/5*2 because in order of operations, division and multiplication are technically the same step so they go from left to right when solving the problem.
10/5=2
2*2=4
4-3+4=5
It's exactly 3 am as I'm watching this. I think I can already hear the police sirens approaching my house
Congrats on getting a girlfriend, robin! It may not be too significant to a lot of people, but I’m proud of you nonetheless!
"girls don't exist"
me:**phases from existence**
Ah yes I love watching the same video again lmao
Yeah i noticed to
knew it
Debating whether or not I should watch this at 1:42 am or wait until 2
0:04 the answers 5
10/5=2
2x2=4
4-3=1
3+2=5
✨easy✨
no it’s 4
The math says 4+1
This guy: 3+2
It's 9 💀
BIDMAS
Lemme dumb it down a bit for you guys
4-3+10/5x2
4-3+2x2
4-3+4
1+4
5
WOW OMG SO SMART🙄
Go back to school and learn BEDMAS/PEMDAS
Not sure if stupid or intentionally wrong... Still belongs in r/confidentlyincorrect. Didn't even do the operations in order.
8:21 Oikawa looks so proud of himself😭😭
It’s about drive
It’s about power
We stay hungry
We devour
Put in the work
Put in the hours
And take what’s ours!
The fact that this video just came to my recomended at 2 am Is hilarious
0:57 "why r u sad, there's so much goodness in the world?"
Counterarguement:why are you happy?there's no much badness in the world
Your narration makes the memes more funnier
2:30
as an italian person, swears are in my blood, you cant take swearing away from me without taking my life
I fluctuate between thinking I’m like able to everyone being too nice to tell me they hate me
Ok but I’m honestly convinced at this point that google’s just gonna remove extensions as well
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
We don't play the "Hey Cow" game. But our version of it is if we see a yellow vehicle (School buses not included). we will say, "Bingo!"
9:37 "Bernd das Brot"(Bernard the Bread) isnt scary at all. its hilarious. Its a sentient loaf of bread, who is deppressed, grumpy, sarcastic, hates social interaction with people (so basically a redditor...) and is always complaining, that his arms are too short... its funny as hell... it originated in a kids show intended for kids aged 12-15, where his friends always try to include him in all sorts of activities. at first he doesnt want to, but eventually joins anyway, and it mostly ends in sort of chaos...
nothing feels better than watching this at 2am to 3am.
Not a bot, don’t worry!
8 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Day 431
My aunt hates water because she says it tastes bad, so I think that anual gathering is going to have to disband.
TH-cam: how often will you upload
The channel owner with 3 narrators: yes
Memes for 2am only: *notification pops up on my phone *
Me: *waits and watches it at 2pm *
Currently 02:35 so 2 am only indeed
4:53 me who got to six:
I can actually confirm a kid born in 2007 is 14 as well as a kid born in 2004 is now 17.
its been a week or 2 since the last time i watched emkay it feels good to be back
they recommended this to me at 2 am...
Dude lmao that "I have a boyfriend" one happened to me today. I was asking a coworker if she was okay and she was like "I have a boyfriend, dude!" And I was kinda like "C...Cool? And I'm literally gay and married?" And she was like "oh..." I am so openly queer how did she not pick up on that???
4:50 the answer to the math problem is 9
unironacally had this video reccomend ed at 2:00 am ⁉️
I waited for the next day to watch this at 2am because it was 6am
Fun fact: This is the updated version of "memes that slow down time"
No need to thank me.
robin: cursing in english: good cursing in your native language:bad...me: but i'm american
Oh, the right type of memes for my schedule. Thank you!
4:26 it did say that objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. In this case, it happened to be 1 year closer.
The different colored heart emojis are quite convenient for Touhou LostWord.
Props to anyone who remember watching this when the audio was corrupted.
I’m pretty sure that the answer to the operation in the start is 5.
at the beginning is a very convoluted way of writing "1 + 1"
For the T-rex game, you can play it with internet.
I even have it bookmarked for when i want to.
Answer for the math answer at the beginning of the video: 0
Bonus! The different colored hearts can mean different things, for example:
Purple, referencing a military award for serving in a war.
Blue, referencing honor to police men, and autism awareness too.
Black, referencing a meaning to broken love
Yellow, referencing gold, as gold is very valuable, and so is someone’s love for somebody (basically a stronger love)
I have no clue what the rest mean.
I just got the extension IT IS PERFECT! 100% recommend!
Different colored hearts = souls from Undertale
As a person of Finnish ancestory, I can verify the awesomeness of the Fins
Girlfriend: I only like bad boys
Me: *watches this at 1am*
3:18 he plays the same confused meatball in every movie
Oh is this the repost after the last had that audio glitch? Cause if so, thanks, love to hear your voice!
Sometimes I worry that my friends might actually like me and not talking to them might hurt them. But I do not enjoy mindless socialization...
4:50 another math problem 6:2(1+2), this one has other rule and if the "()" is solvable you do it first.
6:2(1+2)
6:2*3. There's a invisible * between 2 and ()
3*3. I divided 6 for 2
9
The answer is 9
But the I understand why some people think it's one, and I might be wrong with this equation that I did, but then again I'm just trying to help.
Yep this is the right way to do it
The fact that I literally opened this at 2 am without reading the title
BIDMAS (brackets, indecies, devision, multiplication, addition, subtraction)
6 devided by 2 (1+2)
6 devided by 2 + 3
3 + 3
6
Gonna watch this at 11PM instead of 2AM
Well, it's 2am on the east coast. These are definitely meme for 2am
Feeling mischievous gonna watch this at 5:30 am
4:26 this is impossible for me because I live in a village where I'm related to everyone who lives in it