Well it could be worse I guess, I mean people can never seem to remember that my guinea pigs are guinea pigs and not hamsters/rats/gerbils/mice. And at least he was somewhat close I guess, I mean at least he thought of something that didn’t have a tail, unlike gerbils or rats or mice, which is what people always call my guinea pigs.
I don't love the sound of her voice but I do like her humor and I'm just glad Emkay has a female narrator. Edit: I'm just glad Emkay has a narrator who is a woman. Is that better?
@@DJAlex1417 Yes, Scott is actually a devoted Christian. We Christian can live life and do what we want as long as we follow God's rules and keep our relationship with him. That's what Scott does
The Wolf Twins Same except not everything about it is nice. I’m a devote Christian but I don't like the fact that most of my community hates on LGBT+ :/ You can support both. So Scott really is an icon lol
14:15 with the "smoking" bench is an example of sublimation. This is when frost that settled on the bench overnight, skips the melting into water phase, and goes directly into the steam phase when the warm sunshine hits it.
The rodent climbing up the wall was a hamster, and a hamster that looks just like my brother’s. The funniest thing is the fact that my hamster would be the one to climb up a wall
@@tuesdaywithanh true but I have both hamsters and guinea pigs. Although they look alike, guinea pigs do not have tails and they are much bigger. Hamsters are small and have little stubs for tails
Fun story: I used to have a hamster in a cage with bars around the sides and top. Each night she would climb along the ceiling of her cage, sometimes even hanging on with one hand. Hamsters are batshit crazy
Lexi is by far my favorite narrator (sorry to the others i love ya too) and she's the only one who's voice i recognize immediately. Actually, does anyone else do this too or is it just me; Lexi: "whats up sexy I'm Lexi" Me: * super happy* "Hi Lexi!!" Idk Lexi's vibe just gives me so much serotonin. She gives off great vibes.
I have a hamster that looks exactly the same as it too lmao here's a picture of him for anyone reading through the replies: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741755104075710476/742530221756121128/hammster.png
Ah Lexi, my favorite female TH-camr. It was always wonderful to hear her do these. Edit: also talking about French fries in this episode. My wife and I have come up with the term fry far.it describes the time and/or distance one can travel before fast food french fries get cold and disgusting.
I love how all the top comments are never the first ones Guys please stop commenting its blowing up my phone :( Nooooo! You can't just comment and keep blowing up my phone! Im just gonna keep adding edits Wait, I seriously got 150 comments within 2 days? Really, please chill Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
14:03 Most likely scenario: frost the night before. Tree was originally shading the bench. Sun moved and is now shining on the bench, evaporating the frost. I see this sort of thing happen all the time in late fall when it starts frosting everywhere at night but it's still warm during the day.
8:52 "sea salt tenders" only true furries shall know of those tenders 1 like = 1 saved furry Edit: 12:51 looks like mad max fury road is coming to a highway near you sooner than you think 1 like = 1 mad max fans dream come true
At 10:39, I was going to scream because the answer from LOKI was 'I am a god you dull creature!' But you rock and I can't. I mean, your insults and curses are amazing, like 'The cinnamon toast frack.' If I had to be roasted by anyone, it would be you, because I would be getting roasted in the best way.
14:24 one thing you didn’t seem to notice was that each of those bricks most likely would have fit in the hole perfectly, thus making it completely useless x2
the hamster at 1:17 could very well be real as my dad was looking after a hamster in college (he never told me why) and when he was chilling with some friends he looked around and saw the hamster climbing a vertical sheer wall around 5 feet up the wall it just fell and then did it again my dad never fully elaborated on the hamster's origins and whereabouts
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The Soviets were pioneers in the Space Race, so that’s why that guitar has a rocket on it.
"rocket"
@@TheLexikitty "rocket"
"rocket"?
It's a spear head.
@@ArbiterofTruth "rocket"
Oh look, Jean boots! J-Jeats!
Me, an intellectual: *BEANS*
B E A N S
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1:17 In this episode, Lexi forgets that hamsters exist.
it looks like to hamsters are fucking at the time you mentioned
Well it could be worse I guess, I mean people can never seem to remember that my guinea pigs are guinea pigs and not hamsters/rats/gerbils/mice. And at least he was somewhat close I guess, I mean at least he thought of something that didn’t have a tail, unlike gerbils or rats or mice, which is what people always call my guinea pigs.
@@dawildkitcat1662 she. Lexi is a she
@@ruthl3ssrll843 you’re right, I’m sorry, I forgot who was talking
Hehe but she remembers
Hands down Lexi is best girl, I really like that Emkay brought her here as a narrator
@Someone That Yeah, Lexi's a transgender woman, she's just got her voice to a point where it's as high as healthily possible by her standards
I don't love the sound of her voice but I do like her humor and I'm just glad Emkay has a female narrator.
Edit: I'm just glad Emkay has a narrator who is a woman. Is that better?
@Someone That interesting alternative you have there.
I agree
@Someone That yeah! Shes a trans woman🥰
Lexi: hello sexy im lexi
Suicide rates drop to 0%
Lexi: hey there sexy I’m Lexi, me: confidence 10000
Same
It's like fainted's "What's up cuties" it makes us feel good :)
What's poppin' i'm robin
WOW WOW WOW HIW DID I GET SO MANY FREAKING LIKE
@@3raccoonainacoat well atleast you didnt edit it
Hamster: *exists*
Lexi: uNwInGeD bAt
Unwinged bat sounds more accurate for a hamster.
Damn I hate those things.
@@thehawk8332 Nah, what do you say, I personally think these unwinged bastards are kinda cute ;v
@@vex4827 agreed i use to have a hamster and he(or she we didnt know)looked just like that too i love those furry little bastards
To be fair to Lexi, she is legally blind. Under the circumstances she does brilliantly. And that hamster's colouring isn't the most common 🤷
If u say that hamsters are bastars....why!?!? Have you ever seen a hamster? Have you ever had one?
"Hoverboard is basically you standing in a wheelchair" - FilthyFrank
Please stop you give me flashbacks
Do You Know How Much Of An Oxymoron That Is -FilthyFrank
....
Oh god
*Joji
9:53 Lexi made an ASDF Movie reference. Finally, a person of culture.
YES
Not even 5 seconds in and we get an unintentional “carpet eating” joke.
10/10
Replying to first person without a reply.
Hi
Oh I see… except that I don’t. What are you getting at?
I am officially only going to call them "gentleman's vegetables".
GOOD
👌🏻
@CodeName: ALP inhale flatulence, Machine.
CodeName: ALP don’t take advantage of someone’s TH-cam success to gain yours unless they give you permission
Hello good sir, how are your gentleman's vegetables in this fine day?
"about to lose his gentlemans vegetables"
I'm forever going to call them that now XD
I died XD
dang that pfp tho
The creator of FNAF previously worked on christian -video games- animations, so that picture is oddly fitting.
You serious?
@@DJAlex1417 oop, I did get a detail wrong, it was christian animations, not games, but yes.
@@DJAlex1417 Yes, Scott is actually a devoted Christian. We Christian can live life and do what we want as long as we follow God's rules and keep our relationship with him. That's what Scott does
@CodeName: ALP stfu
The Wolf Twins Same except not everything about it is nice. I’m a devote Christian but I don't like the fact that most of my community hates on LGBT+ :/ You can support both.
So Scott really is an icon lol
I just love how Lexi seems fine with Darth Vader at a McDonald's, but the couple in the background just confuses her.
The stormtrooper at the barber shop confused her too
I always get genuinely happy when Lexi says "what's up sexy, I'm Lexi"
It just makes me feel good and happy about myself
So uh
Thanks a bunch
Ye.
Lexi: *notices stormtrooper helmet*
Also Lexi: *does not notice Death Star besides helmet*
oh is THAT what that round Borg cube-looking thing was....
;)
@@TheLexikitty Lol
calls it STORMtrooper instead of firstorder
@@sadfrog15 watch out or I'll call it a Romulan
@@TheLexikitty REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Okay I’m glad Jack hasn’t finally did his plan to take over yet
Would rather have jack or robin anyday
CodeName: ALP that’s a cool video
@ImNoTrollKid muahahahaha
@@oneinthechamber9376 robins the best anyway
ImNoTrollKid >:0
"Jesus, make for the nearest ocean"
[cuts to guy in ocean about to be eaten]
"Be careful honey, the fan has a knife!"
"I-Wha-No I don't!"
A person of culture I see
ASDF
Yeah
@@panicatthemood2776 Tomska
Lexi sounds like a depressed motivational speaker
Just a hint of redundancy
Yes
Of you speak German, there is a German comedian that is basically exactly that. His name is Nico Semsrott.
R/rareinsults
Okay this is gonna be on R/rareinsults can I be there too
'And if someone takes a bath, you're kinda screw-'
Ad: *Hey*
D
:c me too
I got an ad to
I was looking at this at that part of the vid was playing
As soon as i got half way reading this comment it played bruh
1:18:
what animal is that??
me: a hamst-
emkay: *GUINEA PIG.*
Guinea pigs are more like logs and probably not so *water hamster*
Guinea pigs are potatoes with tiny legs
*when lexi forgets what a hamster is*
Lexi: is usually gorl name
Lexi narrator: has unisex name
muahahaha I am trans chaos
*Confused Screaming*
Where are the gorls
Gru - 2015
@@superpieee4283 lol
The way he said "THE VOID"
just made him a demon
Imma just
Be here and
**silently appreciates Lexi, because she deserves it**
she is on youtube th-cam.com/channels/6Z_VulNXt6VmQYa2YrzDsw.html
I thought she was male
@@di-riso shes trans
I fr was wondering what pronouns because i know she is trans lol
Edit: I didn’t know if trans people used they/them or not
@@JoJo-fan-right-here it depends, idk what pronouns lexi uses
14:15 with the "smoking" bench is an example of sublimation. This is when frost that settled on the bench overnight, skips the melting into water phase, and goes directly into the steam phase when the warm sunshine hits it.
"It gets even worse if you imagine all the bars of soap are cheese" quote of the year
Also the horse was clearly a druid
xD
That's what I would do if I were a druid. Makes sense
"Oh god colonel sanders...."
"I'm happy to make him to a rug"
“It’s carpet licking good… wait a minute?” EmKay 2020
Okay I recognized Lexi's voice right away like damn girl I wish I had such a recognizable voice. (I think your voice is cool)
she has yt th-cam.com/channels/6Z_VulNXt6VmQYa2YrzDsw.html
3:39 "it gets even worse if you imagine all the bars of soap are cheese"
_WHHHAT._
I thought they were cheese, at first. Then I realized it was soap, and I didn't feel so weirded out.
The rodent climbing up the wall was a hamster, and a hamster that looks just like my brother’s. The funniest thing is the fact that my hamster would be the one to climb up a wall
Like the pfp
@@discountgoatchild5022 haha thanks
"Is that a guinea pig"
Me: *breathes with disappointment* HAMSTER!!!!
To be fair, they look very similar. Many small rodents look alike
@@tuesdaywithanh true but I have both hamsters and guinea pigs. Although they look alike, guinea pigs do not have tails and they are much bigger. Hamsters are small and have little stubs for tails
@@hannahc9858 oh cool, so now I know the difference, thanks!
I thought it was a chinchilla 😅
Finally a fellow rodent lover
*Um, sir this is **_our_** swamp*
Communism 100
As a communist, I don’t know wether I should be offended or not
Tordle you should not
Unless you hate THE TRUTH ;)
¡ ! Mk, good to know this wasn’t meant to be offensive, it lifts a weight off my shoulders :)
@@animalinvestigator_ *we
Butter Skywalker :0 a fellow communist?
As a trans person myself
*I already love hearing Lexi*
Her voice is very pog, and she's very funny 😻
15:19 Lexi: waterlantern? jackomelon?
sans: *M E G A L O V A N I A I N T E N S I F I E S*
6:18 When you're at a sleepover and they don't give you a blanket.
After eating a burrito i can confirm that it actually can happen
CodeName: ALP I reported u for unwanted commercial
Rip
Same mr stonks
I'm concerned
@CodeName: ALP stop self promoting
0:54 GUESS YOU COULD CALL THAT A BARBER-Q
i'll see myself out sorry
get out 💕
I will siphon your calcium and offer it as an offering to lexi
@@egge6145 simp
Lol
3:17 a general rule of thumb with predators is that if you can see them, you're safe.
also at 10:25 I'm 90% sure they used the intestinal tracts for the detailing
"Gentleman's vegetables" is my new favorite expression.
No one:
Bakugou when he find out he can use quirk on his ass as booster:
Jezuz!
Yang when she figured out she can use her semblance and ass as booster:
I'm the 69th like
Edit: noooooo someone un/disliked
Mha reference :D
So Vader was the one who broke the ice cream machine at McDonald’s? Makes sense
youre everywhere
I always get surprised by the fact that many people haven't seen a hamster climb walls like at 1:17
I mean it's a pretty common thing they do a lot
*I'LL TAKE YOUR WHOLE STOCK*
Fun story: I used to have a hamster in a cage with bars around the sides and top. Each night she would climb along the ceiling of her cage, sometimes even hanging on with one hand. Hamsters are batshit crazy
@@alphavasson5387 I used to have a hamster that climbs shirts
@@alphavasson5387 I had a few who did that, but the nuttyest one we has climb all the way to the celling
@@alphavasson5387 That was a sign that she was trying to get out of her cage.
Lexi is by far my favorite narrator (sorry to the others i love ya too) and she's the only one who's voice i recognize immediately. Actually, does anyone else do this too or is it just me;
Lexi: "whats up sexy I'm Lexi"
Me: * super happy* "Hi Lexi!!"
Idk Lexi's vibe just gives me so much serotonin. She gives off great vibes.
I heard somewhere (I know it's 100% true)
You look beautiful/Handsome/good today, Now go love yourself💕
No u
@@atomictension496 Awww...🥺
No
NOETH
Thanks, Gaston Simp!
15:18
Is it just me, or duse that look like Sans from Undertale
Yea it probably is
It is
Lol the mystery spiderman animal is a hamster
I didn't think they could climb like that tbh
👌
I have a hamster that looks exactly the same as it too lmao
here's a picture of him for anyone reading through the replies: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741755104075710476/742530221756121128/hammster.png
Hey, your hamster pic is adorable and made me smile! :)
Hamdy Yasser do kinda be cute tho
@@rd-dd2iu *bonjour*
"Um guys the alligator is not friendly it's dead."
"oh look! its a pika-CHONK!"
I literally chocked on my hot cocoa and didn't stop laughing till the end of the video.
The moment when Lexi said she'd seen Collin Furze, the look of joy on my face was unbelieveable
Remember the time Springtrap from Fnaf met _Jesus?_
Pop goes the weasel
Most emkay narrators sound the same, so I enjoy that Lexi is instantly recognizable. Keep up the good work
Jack ... has ... an ... Australian ... accent.
I'm not a big fan of Lexi
But Lexi sounds just the same as all the others. They might as well all be the same person using different names.
@@rosiefay7283 YMMV
Lexi: **is the narrator**
Me: *_wholesomeness size L A R G E_*
*L E G E N D A R Y L A R G E*
L A R J
CodeName: ALP I reported I for unwanted commercial
SHE'S THE MOST WHOLESOME PERSON IN THIS WORLD
WHOLESOME 50000%!
Missed references:
11:52 = "Yurtle the Turtle" By Dr. Suess
14:35 = Pepe the Frog
15:17 = Sans from undertale
...There were only three.
"What's up sexy I'm Lexy"
Me:I'm WHAT.
Me: eats spicy burritos.
My anus: why do i suddenly hear dark souls boss music?
Why
Did
My
Comment
@@iniquous3465 I'm sorry, I'm confused.
2:33 that drone is tryna be the scout and i respect him for it
LEXI YOU'RE BACK AS A NARRATOR AAA I'M SO HAPPY
Me too!!
AllOfSam JSE me three!!!
HAIIIIIIIIIII
TheLexikitty :0 HEY LEXIIIII
Number 10. A hamster was climbing this wall, however we do not know its intentions so we cannot know what devasting thing he could do
2:40 it's even better when you find out it's a guy riding a motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out.
Ah Lexi, my favorite female TH-camr. It was always wonderful to hear her do these.
Edit: also talking about French fries in this episode. My wife and I have come up with the term fry far.it describes the time and/or distance one can travel before fast food french fries get cold and disgusting.
Lexi: calls a bass a guitar
Davie504: REEEEEEEEEE
I actually own a bass and a guitar and went to conservatory for violin performance.
I'm just dumb as sh*t.
Its fine i called a cello "big viollin" one time
I own a guitar too
I love how all the top comments are never the first ones
Guys please stop commenting its blowing up my phone :(
Nooooo! You can't just comment and keep blowing up my phone!
Im just gonna keep adding edits
Wait, I seriously got 150 comments within 2 days?
Really, please chill
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
This... Is Requiem...
Yeah
Never heard of Lexi. The only criteria for joining emkay is you need a life rejuvenating laugh. You have passed.
lexi has youtube th-cam.com/channels/6Z_VulNXt6VmQYa2YrzDsw.html
14:03 Most likely scenario: frost the night before. Tree was originally shading the bench. Sun moved and is now shining on the bench, evaporating the frost. I see this sort of thing happen all the time in late fall when it starts frosting everywhere at night but it's still warm during the day.
Lexi:”Jesus head for the nearest ocean”
Me a diehard fnaf fan:”Dont do that with springtrap right behind you”
He can't die twice
@@frostmc4548 I'm pretty sure spring-trap died like three times
S Pv well let’s count 1 springlock 2 fazbears fright fire 3 pizzeria sim fire so yep
TheOneEyedFrog ! 4 times and probably more later
@@StonyCarrot1001 if we count the books it's like 5
No one:
Literally no one:
Mobile ads: I Cant cut this pizza!
3:42
Me before eating burrito: I’m bored I want to eat but not hungry
Me after eating burrito: I’m full give another burrito
Clawed Cat Gaming ok?
*Bomb atoms intensified in toilet*
Ok I edited it to make it more understandable
8:52 "sea salt tenders" only true furries shall know of those tenders
1 like = 1 saved furry
Edit: 12:51 looks like mad max fury road is coming to a highway near you sooner than you think
1 like = 1 mad max fans dream come true
"It's carpet licking good." 😂 LEXI OH MY GOODNESS
lexi's hilarious I hope she narrates more!
She?
@@theperson3606 yes. she.
Wait she?
@@Atissuez yes she.
@@Tonsils-micman i always she was a he
4:17
Wait-
You have a PARTNER?!
YOU'VE BETRAYED US!!
Lmao
The betrayal
“Shrek your under arrest for failure to pay child support”
Or harassment. That kid just wanted a roar.
2:55 They ALWAYS come back.
I’ve had hamsters that could Houdini their way into some weird places, so that hamster climbing the wall seems plausible.
14:25 also, the fence is made out of the blocks that are missing
"What's Up Sexy, I'm Lexy!" Me: HoW CaN YoU SeE Me?!-
I'm legally blind. We see all.
1:38 in Russia guitars are being bought by Women every where.
Mother Russia has one
Oh dam
Lexi: I've never played magic, don't kill me for that.
Me: For you, perhaps, I will make an exception
9:56
Random person: LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
Asdf BABEEEYYY
What a good morning after eating the bowl and throwing away the milk and cereal
Wait you throw away the cereal and milk? I thought yall eat it in the trashcan itself
@@jaspernavall8204 naw, the milk and cereal would get mixed up with other materials and food in it, so i just don't eat it at all
@@iliamthaisvilella3159 ive been doing this for 7 years
@CodeName: ALP NO ONE WANTS A SELF PROMOTER!
"It's carpet lickin' good!"
-Lexi
shush
gotta need some more lexi in the future
yes.
@@allofsam yes
“Un-winged bat” that sounds like a boss fight from Bloodborne ngl
3:09 _lexi, the panic is because he's standing next to a child murderer who somehow survived several fires and is hanunting a bunny robot._
The only way that would happen is if you drenched your burrito in gasoline
Or ate taco bell
CodeName: ALP I reported u for unwanted commercial
Is it just me, or does everyone already do that?
Iliam Thais Vilella Nah that's Chipolte
I cannot explain how happy I was when I heard Lexi’s voice in the video
Man i love lexi's voice he's probably my second favourite narrator
She's
Siema Adam,nie to chyba on
@@filipmajchrzak3634 sprawdziłem kanał i instagram i wygląda na to że utożsamia się z płcią żeńską więc z szacunku się tak powinno do niej zwracać
Adam M Nowak couldn’t agree more
Yeah she’ seems pretty chill
At 10:39, I was going to scream because the answer from LOKI was 'I am a god you dull creature!' But you rock and I can't. I mean, your insults and curses are amazing, like 'The cinnamon toast frack.'
If I had to be roasted by anyone, it would be you, because I would be getting roasted in the best way.
14:24 one thing you didn’t seem to notice was that each of those bricks most likely would have fit in the hole perfectly, thus making it completely useless x2
People trying to make an early comment:
"Epic"
"Noice
"Nice"
"Cool"
**bot noises**
"._."
"First"
*Comment
@@NPCSN oh, sorry bout that
“first”
I'll add both of yours, KEEP REPLYING FOR ADDITIONS!
*bot noises*
11:55 Turtles *love* to stack up on each other. It is really cute.
Lexi the trans-rights kitty cat is BACK!!
"Carpet licking good" made me pause what I was doing for a sec lmfao
6:12 "Whose horse is that?"
Someone clearly hasn't heard of Roach
0:38 That looks very comfortable, I'll be sure to try that on one day
reasonable
*Hol up*
wait
5:14 Is a JoJo Reference.
The thumbnail
"I'm stuck hooman, what are you doing hooman"
NOOOOOOOO
the hamster at 1:17 could very well be real as my dad was looking after a hamster in college (he never told me why) and when he was chilling with some friends he looked around and saw the hamster climbing a vertical sheer wall around 5 feet up the wall it just fell and then did it again
my dad never fully elaborated on the hamster's origins and whereabouts
9:24, this is an actual practice in a lot of sanctuaries for eagles who lost their mother so as to not spook them and minimize human contact....