Batman: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in this world remains the same Thanos: **snaps finger** Every killers: **turns to dust** Batman: *Wait, that's illegal*
Lexi's spider camel song: spider camel, spider camel, breaks all the freaking roofs in this town, constructions booming while hes on the loose, we cant kill him hes secretly a moose, look out her comes the spider ahhhhhhh
"Goat reading a book" Satan: come on god let me have a visit God: fine just one day Satan: these mortals are really getting on my nerves with these pictures
In case you didn’t know, Lexi is a girl. Yes she’s trans. And if you think that’s weird, being trans is not some weird phase and she doesn’t just feel like being a girl. Trans is when you were born with the mindset of the wrong gender and you transfer to the correct one.
4:30 "why is anybody taking the escalator?" because it goes up and they need to go to the upper floor and the slide is too exhausting and slippery to climb up and also people yell at you when you climb up the slide while they want to slide down? Maybe?
6:58 Fun fact: This was actually a business venture by Colgate some years ago. This obviously didn't go well, as people knew them as the toothpaste company and there was some confusion over if it was special food that cleans your teeth.
I do not know why this made me happy but when he said “what’s up sexy I’m lexy” me being insecure about my body is now dying of happiness Edit: I most likely spelled the name wrong
7:02 Actually, Colgate makes pretty good food. My family tried this, and even my father, who is the second biggest picky eater I know (my younger sister comes first), liked the lasagna quite a lot. It does not taste like toothpaste or anything, it's just made to be healthier for your teeth.
"I reject your reality and substitute your own" did you quote them from SAO abridged dungeon masters(aka RageWar: The Challenges of Excalibrate) or Mythbusters. I MUST KNOW.
3:05 Spider camel, spider camel, breaks all the freaking roofs in this town. Construction's booming, well he's on the loose, we can't kill him, he's secretly a moose. Look out , it's a spider oh crap. AAAAAAAAAAAA
2:20 I drive a the Mystery Machine idk how I can make it more interesting- Suppose I could always trick it out like Fred does but that’s an unhealthy amount of hydraulics
Hi Lexi. Big hugs, and thanks for being you. I just wanted to point out that some older trucks are fairly easy to swap tailgates on. Squarebody Chevys (73 to 88) in particular. You can open the gate, Then Lift the braces on the ends outward (one at a time) while lifting the gate to about halfway and the braces will slip off their pin. Once both braces are loose, and the gate is in the halfway position, One end of the gate can be slipped out of the hinge by pulling it up and away from the truck, and the other end will just slide out of the socket. Takes about 15 seconds to get a tailgate off. Note: Some newer models have flexible cables rather than the metal braces, Those have clips that you lift to slip them off the pins. a few others makes of truck are similar. (Fords, S-10/S-15 etc.) But now-a-days the gates are firmly bolted on since they have power locks, power lift/lower motors and cameras and such in them now. Yeah not the most mind-blowing info out there, but I'm one of the rare, MtF gearheads out here, so I had to chime in.
12:46 That strongly depends on the pickup, some of the olders ones could just unlatch and pull from the side at just the right angle. Some are way more involved than that,
Am I the only one that finds it really adorable that in almost every video Lexi does she always somehow manages to bring up her wife. She's like the Ned Fulmer of EmKay and I am very ok with that. Edit: this comment did not age well
HAHAHA CHEESE PANTS ARE SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I regret using all those emojis.
Day 13 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads): Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
Lexi: Why are people taking the escalator when there is a slide?!
Me: Uhh... to get up to the side?
Yes lol I was also confused by the questioning
Just climb up the slide, mortal
@•o• Lady is standing on it backwards if that was the case
Just climb the slide, you normie
Climb the escalator
Lexi wanting to decorate her wife's car as a lady bug is so cute
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Lexi: It would look cooler on F I R E ! ! !
Everything looks cooler on fire.
*Even people*
@@iliketolaughatidiots are you sure the look "cooler"
@@jakmarve Yes
@@iliketolaughatidiots Yes even my kittens
Meet the Pyro
"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi"
BEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY
ALSO THE SPIDER CAMEL
YEA
Me being sexy is an overstatement
Omg AHAHAhA the spider cameL
@@masterchef3288, yea same
Batman: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in this world remains the same
Thanos: **snaps finger**
Every killers: **turns to dust**
Batman:
*Wait, that's illegal*
But liek, what if an already killer killed another killer?? One less, one stayed the same
What if someone kills multiple killers?
Wouldn't it be half the killers, engineer?
What if I killed a killer then myself?
What if you kill more than 1 killer tho
Lexi's spider camel song: spider camel, spider camel, breaks all the freaking roofs in this town, constructions booming while hes on the loose, we cant kill him hes secretly a moose, look out her comes the spider ahhhhhhh
lexi*
Levi?
@@Yoshi-xu2lt damn it
Spider pig
@@blueyoshi8517 that's low budget spider camel
I don't know why but every time I hear Lexis voice I just get so exited
I am always like: :D :3 :D
Then imma go grab some chocolate and boom on the couch
For the next 14 minutes nothing is going to make me stand up
His voice seems.... higher usually
@@DaBrotatoes272 lexi is a she :D
Her voice is really nice and hearing it means looking at some great memes
Also Lexi is a girl
@@DaBrotatoes272 way to misgender her... Dweeb 🙄
Lexi: “I reject your reality and substitute my own!”
Mythbusters: *wipes away tear* “They grow up so fast.”
Why someone else noticed!
Yes!!!!!!
Everyone's gangsta until the furry train rolls up to your train stop
Earliest ive seen you wtf
Everyone gangsta till Justin Y. Comes out
Furry noise intensifies
Everywhere I go, I see his face. I inspire to comment like you.
JUSTIN ISNT DEAD
"I keep losing track of which arm is connected to which human."
~Lexi, 2020
There you go Lexi, you're welcome.
A U B R E Y thanks
@@TheLexikitty hi :D
@@TheLexikitty LEXIIIIIIII HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What's up sexy I'm lexi"
Hey lexi I'm dad
Hi dad, I'm dad
Hi dad, I’m dumb
@@commanderrex5135 hi dumb, I’m dumb too
Hi dad I’m mentally unstable
@@lachlanmcnamara9977 hi dumb too I’m me
"Goat reading a book"
Satan: come on god let me have a visit
God: fine just one day
Satan: these mortals are really getting on my nerves with these pictures
Welp, my day was going great and you....
MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER WITH THIS
“What’s up sexy, I’m lexi”
*best thing heard today*
...
..
.
YES
YES!
12:51
For those who can't see who it is, it's nightmare chica from fnaf 4
She’s not called nightmare Chica,
She’s called toothy chicken, obviously
@@feelio_ well n. Chica DOES have three rows of teeth...
So that could work as a potential nickname
Chomper filled bird also works
@@feelio_ true, phoney
@@DJ_ULTRAVIOLET also chewing apparatus Gallus gallus domesticus
Lexi: My wife's car
My Brain: *You can now have the g o o d chemicals*
“master has given dobby a taste for human flesh” yeah, this is fine
please no
That sign in the middle of the ocean is reserved for both Jesus and moistcr1tikal
Why are you repeating yourself?
What's the difference
The joke is getting stale but I just can't help but participate.
moistcr1tikal IS Jesus, please stop treating him like he's different people.
There’s no way moistcr1tikal isn’t jesus.
Lexi: Hey! It would look even cooler on fire!
Me: LEXI, NO ARSON!
BUT ARSON IS WARM AND COLORFUL
@@TheLexikitty But you can't do Emkay videos on jail.
@@TheLexikitty I agree! Let's go set the furry train on fire
@@DavisStevenson oh god no
@@icantfindanamesothisisit.3042 oh god yes!
The guy wants to be a bird, can you really blame him? The bird is the word and he just wants to join in the fun
*it's time to fly*
I... Can't argue with that.
It's a she just so you know !
nope he just wants to keep his xp so no one can steal it
Mmmm fried human for dinner
Lexi busting out the "I reject your reality and substitute my own" line made her even more my favorite person on youtube.
In case you didn’t know, Lexi is a girl. Yes she’s trans. And if you think that’s weird, being trans is not some weird phase and she doesn’t just feel like being a girl. Trans is when you were born with the mindset of the wrong gender and you transfer to the correct one.
👍🏻
Trans rights are human rights
Source: common sense
@@fwoofboi652 👍
TL:DR: Trans is when you accidentally hit the gender button and correct yourself after birth
@@thebetaman That sounds wierd but for some reason it makes sense.
12:53 I could only see the eyes so I turned off my lights and was like "Oh it's nightmare chica
Yep,
i noticed too
if nightmare chica is here, then there has to be a spoopy black bear nearby.
"Sonic curry"
The people who came up with it: first we kill a man dressed as sonic second we make his blood blue then we wait for profits
D R I N K T H E B L O O D O F T H E B L U E M A N
@Emily Rotando Z O O M
I see you everywhere
4:30 "why is anybody taking the escalator?"
because it goes up and they need to go to the upper floor and the slide is too exhausting and slippery to climb up and also people yell at you when you climb up the slide while they want to slide down? Maybe?
The first 13 seconds: let’s light it on fire
"Probably illegal in Alabama" if it's illegal in Alabama, that means it should be.
6:58
Fun fact: This was actually a business venture by Colgate some years ago. This obviously didn't go well, as people knew them as the toothpaste company and there was some confusion over if it was special food that cleans your teeth.
Lexy was already my favourite "emkayer" with her "What's up sexy, I'm Lexy", but the fact that she even know Gnplas makes me happy!
What do you mean "she"?
Mediocre TF2 GamerX
Lexi is a girl...? She’s trans, if you assume by the fact her voice is deep that means she’s a boy.
Dude she also knows myth busters? Truly a woman of culture
I love Lexi, she’s the best! She always makes my day better.
Yes just yes
Lexi: but this is seven layers of kunteke fried dumb
Me: but it’s true
12:51
Lexi: OH GOD-
Me, a FNaF fan: Oh hello Nightmare Chica :3
I was looking for this comment
@@Sanitater-gj4iq I'm looking to someone recognizing the 13:00 cod Zombies sound effect
Gabriel Vila nova ok
Lord imagine it tho.
“Frick off, I don’t want a cupcake!”
“Hey it would look even cooler on fire!”
That’s the last thing those kids heard before the orphanage burnt down
I do not know why this made me happy but when he said “what’s up sexy I’m lexy” me being insecure about my body is now dying of happiness
Edit: I most likely spelled the name wrong
Todoroki, her name is spelt Lexi, and and I have a request for you.
Say baby. Please?
You most likely didn’t know but Lexi is a she, she was born male but is trans and is now female
@@aliciamiro8194 I know that but at the time didn’t at least a week later I found out that it was a girl
@@R0Z3G0L6 ok?
Baby~
Now can I know why do you want me to say that
@@Panda6459 u//w\\u are you sure you want to know?
7:02
Actually, Colgate makes pretty good food. My family tried this, and even my father, who is the second biggest picky eater I know (my younger sister comes first), liked the lasagna quite a lot.
It does not taste like toothpaste or anything, it's just made to be healthier for your teeth.
Lexi: Whats up sexy?!
My Self Confidence: I HAVE RETURNED
Nobody:
Lexi: P A T T H I C C
0:38 *JUGgernaut*
Now I can die
Which kind of Jugernaut do you want? A5, A6 or B5?
The unknown dude Probably a special model, the M1LK
_"I can't tell which arms are connected to which human."_
-Lexi, r/hmmm 2020
Lexi is my favorite
(I'm not completely sure how to spell her name sorry)
You did it right!!
Oh I did it wrong all the time sorry Lexi
there’s another way to spell Lexi...?
Lexy? That might be another way
@@yesnt9954, yea I spelled it like that
"I reject your reality and substitute your own" did you quote them from SAO abridged dungeon masters(aka RageWar: The Challenges of Excalibrate) or Mythbusters. I MUST KNOW.
I remember that exact line
When you so early there is more comments than views
ImagineBeingASimp lol
I need a playlist of JUST Lexi's videos. I love hearing her voice a lot it makes me smile a bunch!
They put that sign up for Jesus
12:58 not gonna lie I would be concerned, confused, terrified, and excited all at the same time if I saw the irl.
that milk guy looks like he could handle a mt dew sword
Lexi: What’s sexy, I’m Lexi
My crippling self consciousness: peace out mate
Every time I hear her say "what's up sexy, im Lexi" it makes my day 100% better
3:05
Spider camel, spider camel, breaks all the freaking roofs in this town. Construction's booming, well he's on the loose, we can't kill him, he's secretly a moose. Look out , it's a spider oh crap. AAAAAAAAAAAA
2:20 I drive a the Mystery Machine idk how I can make it more interesting-
Suppose I could always trick it out like Fred does but that’s an unhealthy amount of hydraulics
I love The "Hey! Whats up sexy, Im lexy" Intro. Never gets old.
6:34 ...
I guess it's a shortcut to the underground?
“It would look even cooler on FIRE”
*demonic Lexi noises*
“It’s definitely an affront to several religions and definitely illegal in Alabama.”
Hi Lexi. Big hugs, and thanks for being you.
I just wanted to point out that some older trucks are fairly easy to swap tailgates on. Squarebody Chevys (73 to 88) in particular. You can open the gate, Then Lift the braces on the ends outward (one at a time) while lifting the gate to about halfway and the braces will slip off their pin. Once both braces are loose, and the gate is in the halfway position, One end of the gate can be slipped out of the hinge by pulling it up and away from the truck, and the other end will just slide out of the socket. Takes about 15 seconds to get a tailgate off. Note: Some newer models have flexible cables rather than the metal braces, Those have clips that you lift to slip them off the pins. a few others makes of truck are similar. (Fords, S-10/S-15 etc.) But now-a-days the gates are firmly bolted on since they have power locks, power lift/lower motors and cameras and such in them now.
Yeah not the most mind-blowing info out there, but I'm one of the rare, MtF gearheads out here, so I had to chime in.
Sign: NO WALKING HERE
God: (walking on water) .......
Sorry, but it was Jesus that walked on water :3
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
@@3173_Delta oh my bad
@@3173_Delta pretty sure Jesus was God reincarnated as a human.
Cat do be chilling doe 1:03
Lexi: What's up sexy, I'm Lexi!!
My depression: *adiós*
The people who made MASK to a new level 3:45
LEXI HAS RETURNED
John Daniels bruh why
12:46 That strongly depends on the pickup, some of the olders ones could just unlatch and pull from the side at just the right angle. Some are way more involved than that,
12:51
"WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE"
It took me a few replays to see Nightmare Chica from FNAF 4
4:22 She's taking the escalator up, you can't slide UP a slide....
5:32 It’s corpse paint! Calling it makeup makes me feel girly when I wear it :(
"You never know when you're going to have to pull it out and thrust it around" - Lexi
8:45 “when you tell the master you lost to the hero...again”
5:11 Imagine how painful with that be if you got hit by that car.
my day just went from good to great when I saw the notification for this video
12:39
The worst part about it is entry is it even Center in the middle
10:03 Hey look, a sweater for Lord Garmadon ☺
That's what *I* was thinking too!
@@pixelgamer2.041 Ah, a fellow Ninjago fan : ). Nice to meet you : )!
@@lisafaber3422 nice to meet you too :)
@@pixelgamer2.041 : )
9:37 That officer looks like M. Bison and OF COURSE I like it
Day 1 part 2 of asking jack to say “I’m jack and finally back” for an intro
I will now forever call escalators 'highly motivated stairs'
Am I the only one that finds it really adorable that in almost every video Lexi does she always somehow manages to bring up her wife. She's like the Ned Fulmer of EmKay and I am very ok with that.
Edit: this comment did not age well
well hopefully not!
@@isthatrubble yeah this comment didn't age well
@@KateCantDraw unfortunate! however now I guess we can say other people are like lexi instead?
@@isthatrubble ye
Lexi has discovered spider camels, but nobody let her know about the existence of camel spiders...
0:06 ending of fnaf 6 in a nutshell
11:38 Wait, if a pineapple is a bunch of berries fused together...does that mean this is technically one pineapple?
I’m not gonna make an effort to create this comment, as I have no ideas so...
Cheese pants
Want one
HAHAHA CHEESE PANTS ARE SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I regret using all those emojis.
Wow 12 likes. That’s more likes than women that I’ve slept with! 0 women!
Lol 😂 CHeEsE paNTs
hot
10:08 sombody knitted a nice little sweater for stitch from lilo and stitch
Hi hello I just stopped an among us game to be here so this better be worth it
12:09. Given the location that is almost certainly an Alpine Pika.
LEXI AAAAAAAA she gave me courage to come out as trans to my family :)
Lexi is my favorite Emkay narrator, her voice is so cute🥰🥰🥰
11:01 : Banger .
2:05 Explodes at 50hz
10:15 you can tie it around your waist, girls!
6:03 it's the most cutest breed in the world a pug
Rip my little guy💓
11:48
What is wrong with my country?!
I mean, they had to pave the road
@@cr4zypeopl3 OVER CARS!!!! OVER CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They way you said "cus i think that would be cute" i legit died of cuteness!!!!🤣🤣
Lexi: my wife has a car like that
Me: awww cute
**realization**
Me: meh it's still cute
that's cute.
11:20 That takes "save a horse, ride a cowboy" to a whole new level.
this guys laugh sounds like a really bad fake laugh
Lexi’s a girl tho
4:33 the escalator goes up
Who else thinks lexi is adorable dont like just reply
SIR YESSIR
She is great
10:14 it is only me or this reminds anyone it would be the shirt of solaman from monster inc
If everyone’s first then I’m second
4:47 dont call a maniac call the Ghostbusters!
Im not first :)
Noah Kim ur still a queen tho 😌
Wut...
What a coincidence
I am also not first
AAAAAAAAAAAAA im so confused
@@noahkim3432 ɹoɹɹǝ
“I regret your reality and substitute it with my own”
I love this and I hope you know it’s a reference
Day 13 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads):
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
Thanks! :D
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
Love me some mythbusters