PERRY THE PLATYPUS??? Takes hat off Oh what a poor misshapen platypus Punches doof and puts hat on PERRY THE PLATYPUS? Hey where’d that other platypus go what did you do to him?
This is irrelevant, however my dog’s name is Sydney. She was originally owned by some crackheads that didn’t actually take care of her and she just wandered through the woods all day. I live with my grandparents and my aunt picked her(Sydney)up and my grandma just picked Sydney up from my aunt’s and brought her home while I was at school. I had no idea that Sydney even existed. She seemed to like me the most during her first day at my house, so my grandparents were just like “Yeah, that’s Lynn’s dog now. Sorry if this is a bit long.
Lexi: Hey sexy I'm lexi! Me whos fat: *No, dont do that. Don't give me hope.* Edit: Thanks for the positively! I can handle the bullying. But still, thanks!
@@loki4807 I'm sure they're so cute together! My older sister has a trans gf and they're so perfect for each other it's adorable I would cry tears of happiness if I got a relationship like theirs
I actually had to squint to see it as a tire sticking out of the ground. It's kinda wild. The scaling and the perspective plane the road is on keeps taking me back to sinkhole though.
I didn't know Lexy was a trans woman until a few vids ago when she talked about being called her wife's wife - Lexy, I'm so proud of you and hope you're feeling more confident in yourself every day! Emkay should check out some r/LGBT or r/traaaaaaaannnss for some inclusive variety in their videos.
Hi Lexi! I’m really glad you narrate on this channel, today has me really overwhelmed. When I get really overwhelmed, I can’t even draw which is unusual for me. Your voice and these videos really help me have something to do while I’m winding down :)
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a…
5:44 That is a lemon in its most natural form. The round, non-terrifying ones we have were bred that way selectively and cloned so they all look like that using grafting. When you grow your OWN lemons from seeds, this is what you get most of the time. Also sometimes they look like cthulhu tentacles.
the skateboard towel reminds me of "The pencil! You can write with it! You can- What else can you do with a pencil?" *"You can shove it down your throat!"* "You can shove it down you- wait w h a t?"
9:50 My mom loved this one singer and dancing around the house, so at her funeral when they played her favorite song, my sisters and I got up and danced for the whole song in her honor. Dad smiled. The kids who had her as a second mom smiled. Her relatives’ monocles dropped and pearls were clutched. After the song we sat down and the pastor came back up. (He had no idea.) He stood there for a second and went “Well! *THAT* was a first for me 🤷♂️ “ and continued on.
13:48 "Is that a tire or something that fell off a vehicle?" I think you have the perspective wrong. That white strip running up the the left side is a rode going through a wheatfield. That object is called a *Sinkhole* and they form when underground cave systems create weaknesses in the ground above them. The ground that formes the roof of the cave can collapse suddenly opening huge holes, sometimes miles deep. The one in the photo looks to be over 2-3 dozen meters in diameter (over 30 yards for you Americans). This isn't uncommon, sinkholes have been known to sink anything from entire houses to whole city blocks. They are very dangerous because they can occur suddenly with no warning.
@@Birdthefeatheredone actually if you think about it,they kinda say their name without pronouncing it,they just growl in rythm,example,with charmander: th-cam.com/video/8ybW48rKBME/w-d-xo.html
5:10 "This looks like something out of those videos from the early 2000's called 'Cycles' or something like that, excellent freaking work." You mean Cyriak's videos? He still makes those, and the quality gets better with each upload. He's even written a sci-fi book.
10:10 At least the owner of that computer has a good taste in games. 13:02 No! Don’t do that to poor Kyubey! He doesn’t deserve that! Edit- 4:38 POV you broke into Misato’s apartment
Lexi: Serve cthulu Me: *has been a follower of cthulu since she was 10 and has been trying to wake him up for the longest time* I've been following him
13:42 This is actually a really neat design. It's completely sealed (except at the bottom) so oxygen can't get in. So to circumvent it, the plants take in the carbon dioxide he's breathing out, and turn it into oxygen so he can breathe.
"I live in new york" *proceeds to put a picture of the Sydney* ah yes. New York. btw, from a person who has been to Sydney, It's cool- but... so... much... TRAFFIC! ;-;
4:28
“Is that supposed to be a platypus?”
Cake: puts hat on
“Perry the platypus!?”
Cake comes to life....
Neighbors hear screaming from my basement.
Oh sorry, LMAO
@@echoeells4550 oh heck nah
is it normal that i read this exactly in doofenschmirts voice? (yeah ik i spelled it wrong im tired as hell)
PERRY THE PLATYPUS???
Takes hat off
Oh what a poor misshapen platypus
Punches doof and puts hat on
PERRY THE PLATYPUS? Hey where’d that other platypus go what did you do to him?
"the balance and stature of a drunk giraffe" me too Lex
The realest statement I've ever heard.
Lenny Face *realest. Sorry, just being a realist 👀
Hey Lexi, that wasn't a tire. You were looking at a field with a giant sinkhole in it. The line was a road.
Bruh
Hmmmmmm.....
Tf
aaaa, this made me laugh.
Huh, neat
"You better own up in the comments. Otherwise...
I'm blaming Robin."
~Lexi, 2020
Where'd she say that?
It’s meatcanyon
Lol I just got to that part.
@@NevarrRL the video it was in got claimed by WB, so it makes it canon
Don’t blame the little bird he’s innocent
“I live in New York” **shows picture of Sydney**
Oop
The upside-down New York.
This is irrelevant, however my dog’s name is Sydney. She was originally owned by some crackheads that didn’t actually take care of her and she just wandered through the woods all day. I live with my grandparents and my aunt picked her(Sydney)up and my grandma just picked Sydney up from my aunt’s and brought her home while I was at school. I had no idea that Sydney even existed. She seemed to like me the most during her first day at my house, so my grandparents were just like “Yeah, that’s Lynn’s dog now. Sorry if this is a bit long.
@@lynndnd6126 haha it’s fine that that’s a long comment. Any good story about a dog is relevant
Maybe pizza is sacred in Sydney.
Mental lyrics:
a
help
god will never came to this cursed world
Cool
Lmao
YOU FORGOT MARTHA AND CTHULU
Q: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
A: He wanted to make a clean get away!
cringe haha 🤣
"so this is chappie's cousin who apparently became a Monk. Cool I'll _buy_ it"
v: YEET :v • 15 years ago i hate the fact that the 15 years ago made me shocked ya got me
;-; I thought this comment was 15 years old for a sec ;-;
Time stamp needed
At least I’m not the only person that sees the 15 yrs ago thing. Oh wait.
CHAPPIE
r/hmmm is the unholy love child of cursed comments and TIHI.
T SexyRexy cursed images
@@ghostievee8134 yes that too.
This comment its underrated😂
More so blursedimages and tihi
TIHI is my *5th* favorite subreddit.
I hope you have a good day! 😊
(And yes, my first favorite is Make me smile.)
Lexi : *awwww*
Editors: Ah, yes, motorcycle.
Time stamp?
Its around 4:20 / 4:21
She do sound like it doe
That editor is savage
“Please allow your water bird to breath”
**wheezes**
Goldfish, the snack that *C H O K E S*
Depression: **exists**
Emkay: I’m about to end this man’s careers
Emotions* not career
Depression: *exists*
Emkay: im gonna fuel this man’s whole career
And this is why i never unsubscribe from this beautiful communnity
and thats what makes my day, every day
They will never allow depression
Me having a bad day. Emkay : Bonjour.
the bad day:adios
Good day
Buenos dias fuckboy
It's twelve and my school work has decided to double today and his post was like aight a break for you
Bonjour, comment allez vous ? Lol
Lexi: Hey sexy I'm lexi!
Me whos fat: *No, dont do that. Don't give me hope.*
Edit: Thanks for the positively! I can handle the bullying. But still, thanks!
You are beautiful buckaroo
Fat is beautiful :)
Hey! That's alright. You're just a chonker doggo instead you are a human being with more complicated emotions and more needs.
u are as beautiful as a.... u h h..... hm..... a....... a completed electrical task in among us
not fat, *T H I C C*
Lexi: *exists*
She's got to be the best narrorator I've ever seen.
The demon under my bed: So may it seem.
"Annie are you ok, wont you tell us that you're ok?" I've listened to this sont so many times, and now I have to do it again
Yes. But in this case, it's Ani
2:13 "I see no flaws with this plan!"
*inhales*
This is
the greatest
PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Yes!
omg no!!!!!
You stole Charles Calvin's plans?
Dammit Charles
Hey look its charles
4:25 "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today."
Oh god no
No
*”Hey, Where’s Perry?”*
5:47 that’s an alien lemon coming from the planet called plemon
Oh I thought they were gardening while summoning Cthulhu.
Plemon. I love it.
I thought it was a lemon from Pripyat
I have seen it before and it is a lemon grown from hell and back
i love lexi's voice, every single time i come across these videos that lexi is narrating i feel as if i had found gold (dw yall not simp, im gay)
Is it still simping if you're a lesbian?
@@kittycatcaoimhe good point
im a 13 yo simp remember kids! DENY EVERYTHING.
*year old.*
Anyone else really like Lexi's voice? Like, I'm convinced they either are a VA or going to be a VA. Their voice sounds so cartoony, in a good way.
small reminder its she/her, i did the same thing and had to get corrected lol
Trans women always sound so cute and excited and idk why
They just have such a bubbly personality
@@gaykirby198 Like my aunt and her french wife Jeanne they are *very* cute together.
@@loki4807 I'm sure they're so cute together! My older sister has a trans gf and they're so perfect for each other it's adorable I would cry tears of happiness if I got a relationship like theirs
@@gaykirby198 I've had relationships like that.
Nobody:
absolutely nobody:
Emkay: "delicious fanart!"
..do you not eat good art? i know i do!
absolutely*
Crash Course - Technology thank you! I cannot spell at alllll XD
If a pie chart is counted as art yes
@@elspethbirkbeck you'll never be as bad as my friend. She spelled Kermit as cermieyuwj. I dont even know how she DID that
Everybody*
Fun fact: during earthquakes coffins turn into maracas
Owh sh..
Wait... i hear this before... somehow...
I just saw this on another video
yes
Uh... Ohh
*massive crater in ground
Emkay: is that a tire?
I actually had to squint to see it as a tire sticking out of the ground. It's kinda wild. The scaling and the perspective plane the road is on keeps taking me back to sinkhole though.
Ik this is supposed to be funny but I to be fair she is partly blind- and I myself kinda saw the tire
@@themoonchild7302 yeah like it's funny and all but she is partially blind
I didn't know Lexy was a trans woman until a few vids ago when she talked about being called her wife's wife - Lexy, I'm so proud of you and hope you're feeling more confident in yourself every day! Emkay should check out some r/LGBT or r/traaaaaaaannnss for some inclusive variety in their videos.
Check out OneTopic's vids! There full of r/lbgt and other stuff like that!
OT, EmKay and the Click
The holy trinity of reddit vids
Waiting for someone to go ItS a He NoT sHe
@@The_captain_man ikr.
@@The_captain_man someone did that in ame h’s comment
"The orphans... they're all dead... who could do such a thing?" "Skateboards"
Asdf
"This is an abomination. A pretty abomination, but still an abomination."
-Lexi
Lexi's voice sometimes sounds like the hand unit from fnaf sister location like what
Plot twist: It was Robin
@@tuxedious1782 Robin inhaled helium
I see that you are having trouble with the keypad and I will auto-correct it for you. Welcome, Eggs Benedict.
Gosh i want him to say that
I see you were having trouble with the keypad and I will auto correct it for you, thank you for choosing *casual bongos*
*yessss*
"Martha, I think Cthulu is real and I pissed him off!" 😆
MARTHAAAAAAAA!
**MARRRRRTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA**
PARASITE!!!!
“Is that bread?”
No ITS A LEMON gotta welp when life gives you demons oh I mean lemon..
i think it's an orange?
No it's a demonic bread and uhm, I would love to snap my neck seeing that
@@Abi-fo7gh when life gives you Lemons M A K E S A C R I F I C E S
It sure is an orange
guys it’s called a lemon on the original post
8:40
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even Markiplier:
Lexi: Mesa dinner!
8:38*
Friendly reminder that Lexi's pronouns are she/her/hers!
Thanks for letting me know
I think it's so cool to have a female Emkay narrator!
Arcanine-Espeon Yeah. It is.
Well neat. This is my first time hearing her so i didn't know. Thanks for the info
@@RadioHazzardToxieDrop This video? Definitely male voice
Me:*sees thumbnail*
Also me: C R U N C H Y
*_WHEEZE_*
Mmm
R/cursedcomments
n o
That will forever be plaguing my mind:
"I like my Mercades..."
"I have so many questions, I want none of them answered" Lexie 2020
Lexi: I'm the person who sets Ramen on fire.
Me: Let me one up you. I set popcorn on fire. POPCORN.
popcorn is easy to burn
I set a box of ice cream on fire... with the ice cream in it
korgi 222 How?
@@pokelover3602 ... matches... a lot of gasoline
And a fire extinguisher too...
When you accidentally click, and end up loving it
cliccy wiccy OwO
HOW TF DID U KNOW WHAT I DID?
Nani?
NANI?!?!?!
I legit accidentally subscribed and ive been watching for the next 2 years
Hope those cats enjoy their trip. I heard they’re gonna climb a meowntain
I see what you did there.
Yes! I like this pun!
13:50 ... That. Looks like a giant hole on the ground, on what looks to be farm land.
It is.
To be honest I thought that is a giant tire and you could crowl into the hole OR make a sick Stunt over it xD
"No im not lizard, Im normal human.. Wanna go skateboards?" THE REFFERENCE!
Yes!
ASDF MOVIE 10
Hi Lexi! I’m really glad you narrate on this channel, today has me really overwhelmed. When I get really overwhelmed, I can’t even draw which is unusual for me. Your voice and these videos really help me have something to do while I’m winding down :)
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a…
Thanks for nothing
ah, a rick roll
Did I just get rickrolled by a comment
Thank you. Your not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed.
no way did I just get rickrolled from a TH-cam comment
9:58 that hollow knight themed seetup on the right is amazing
4:21 that's all I need to say.
Lexi:"awwww"
The editors: " ah yes a motorcycle"
11:35
Eggs on HowToBasic videos when they see their families and friends being brutally murdered
5:44 That is a lemon in its most natural form. The round, non-terrifying ones we have were bred that way selectively and cloned so they all look like that using grafting. When you grow your OWN lemons from seeds, this is what you get most of the time. Also sometimes they look like cthulhu tentacles.
No
Teachers: can anybody hear me ?
Students: no, we can't.
Bot
Bot
Bot
Not a bot
Bot a not
Lexi: "and I set Ramen on fire!"
Lexi in cooking simulator with the chaos gun mod:
*hehe arson*
People who read this
Man it hurts to be this hip
Ooo ooowww mmmyyyy hiiipp bonnneess tthhheeey hhuurrt.
Miguel Matheus wait what
69 likes
yes it really hurts, ow not my blood stream-
Miguel Matheus n o ob.
13:37 Dude took “do not breathe my air” to a whole new level, huh
the skateboard towel reminds me of
"The pencil! You can write with it! You can- What else can you do with a pencil?"
*"You can shove it down your throat!"*
"You can shove it down you- wait w h a t?"
I like how some of Emkay’s titles consist of something along the lines of “AHAHAHAHA WHY WHY WHY WHY, help help help help, and OH GOD NO NO NO NO”
4:19 phucking editor almost made me spill ma drink lol
Same
The voice..
It sounds,
Different.
(h e l p)
emkay is a team , the narrators switch around . hope i helped :)
@@marsimane259 what do you mean, clearly Robin is just impersonating everyone.
@@saldan3985oh yea yea, silly me /s
@@marsimane259 hello yes we are all secretly Robin in a trench coat
hi my name is lexi and I scream things into a microphone for this channel
9:50
My mom loved this one singer and dancing around the house, so at her funeral when they played her favorite song, my sisters and I got up and danced for the whole song in her honor. Dad smiled. The kids who had her as a second mom smiled. Her relatives’ monocles dropped and pearls were clutched. After the song we sat down and the pastor came back up. (He had no idea.) He stood there for a second and went “Well! *THAT* was a first for me 🤷♂️ “ and continued on.
13:48 "Is that a tire or something that fell off a vehicle?" I think you have the perspective wrong. That white strip running up the the left side is a rode going through a wheatfield. That object is called a *Sinkhole* and they form when underground cave systems create weaknesses in the ground above them. The ground that formes the roof of the cave can collapse suddenly opening huge holes, sometimes miles deep. The one in the photo looks to be over 2-3 dozen meters in diameter (over 30 yards for you Americans). This isn't uncommon, sinkholes have been known to sink anything from entire houses to whole city blocks. They are very dangerous because they can occur suddenly with no warning.
That is terrifying.
grandma approved
I see you every where grandma
Francesco De Gregorio approved
@@owenstrains2146 same
Soccerflea4 approved
I saw her twice
OKAY, DO POKEMON ONLY SAY THEIR NAMES OR ARE THEY NAMED AFTER WHAT THEY SAY
both statements are equally correct
They only say their names in the anime, though some have been retconned to do so in the games.
Cursed
Hmm
@@Birdthefeatheredone actually if you think about it,they kinda say their name without pronouncing it,they just growl in rythm,example,with charmander: th-cam.com/video/8ybW48rKBME/w-d-xo.html
11:09 seriosly 2020 first chuck e cheese with fnaf and now a theatre with bendy and the ink machine, come on
Day 1 of asking the entire EmKay voice cast to do a video together: please?
They're taking my last two brain cells to Isengard!
Is nobody gonna question how much those cats must be vibing? Like seriously, they look calm as frick.
Alternate title: Emkay making jokes about weird pictures
Isn't that every emkay video tho?
Mm, you got a point
"Now we are going to show some delicious fan art!"
me: So... your going to eat the fan art?
do you NOT EAT FANART
@@TheLexikitty i eat CAKEart
5:41 The Eldritch Lemon awaits thy presence.
Why hello peanut
5:10 "This looks like something out of those videos from the early 2000's called 'Cycles' or something like that, excellent freaking work."
You mean Cyriak's videos? He still makes those, and the quality gets better with each upload. He's even written a sci-fi book.
our lord and savior, l e x i, has arrived
Yes
No.
@@RatOnFlames no.
Me seeing this at school 😭
may you all have many fruit snacks and stuffed animals
lexi calling me sexy is my favorite thing
13:45 I thought it would be obvious that it's a hole, though I can see why it can be seen as a tire lol
"Whoever put this up, you better own up to it, otherwise I'm blaming Robin"
Ahh Lexi is such a high-energy narrator! I love her!
Lexi's voice is my favourite. Thank you for thinking I'm sexy
💕
As a person from Sydney I am mildly offended that Sydney is in replacement of new york
“I’m a totally normal human, wanna go skateboards?”
Nice ASDF Movie reference.
Lexi’s laugh always makes me smile, she is just so cute
The pure fact he knows Cyrak exist makes me love this channel more.
He?
_did you just say he?_
@@cheesebrackers oh goodness have I said something wrong
Lexi: Hi sexy
Me who's an asian: Piao Piao Xiao Xiao
"I'm the person who set Ramen on fire."
It’s meat canyon, that’s the reason for bugs bunny
I was waiting for someone to say this
*W A B B I T S E A S O N*
That first thing before the info was a mind flayer from d&d, that grandma is literally smooth brain now
the motorcycle turning during the awww was a nice touch
Lexi, a trans: "Hey sexy im lexi!"
Me: *sweats profusely*
me: *forging machete*
I just feel special--
When lexi says that I do not know if it is gay or not
@@theblindguy9623 well since lexi is actually a female its not(at least for me its not)
@@theblindguy9623 and it is for me-
Reminds me of the SCP that is rocks with zippers that contain mouths inside.
what scp?
@@krio1267 SCP-617
The Eggs Are Screaming "Eat us master" Im terrifyed....
10:10 At least the owner of that computer has a good taste in games.
13:02 No! Don’t do that to poor Kyubey! He doesn’t deserve that!
Edit- 4:38 POV you broke into Misato’s apartment
The fact that she even knows that Chappie exists makes me so happy because it's one of my favourite movies and no one I know has seen it
Lexi: Serve cthulu
Me: *has been a follower of cthulu since she was 10 and has been trying to wake him up for the longest time* I've been following him
Day 60 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
You should be asking under videos voiced by Jack then 👁👄👁️
THE INTRO LMAO
13:42 This is actually a really neat design. It's completely sealed (except at the bottom) so oxygen can't get in. So to circumvent it, the plants take in the carbon dioxide he's breathing out, and turn it into oxygen so he can breathe.
I wasn't prepared to be complemented today. Thankyou
9:52 at my funeral I want the song *staying alive* to be played!
Oh the irony
"I live in new york"
*proceeds to put a picture of the Sydney*
ah yes. New York.
btw, from a person who has been to Sydney, It's cool- but... so... much... TRAFFIC! ;-;
6:42
Not gonna lie the new Fall Guys skin looks kinda dope
:/
Is it weird i find this more enjoyable when Lexi does the commentary?
7:52.
Just...
I can't even with this.
Thank you Motorcycle Safety Gods
10:13 Ah yes, a TouHou playthrough
11:11
Sometimes she really sounds like 2D from Gorillaz
I want 2D's real-time reaction to the image. Also, Lexi is a girl.
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 true, I think I didn't know that two months ago
Thanks
@@Woopsdiditagain yeh no problemo
13:19 technically disney, they copyright claimed it and now its thiers.
Good god was that a mistake. Oh, And it's a video too
Its Warner brothers actually, they haven't been consumed by Disney...
Not yet the have.
5:44 giant mutant lemon, this is a really cool video like usual; keep up the good work!
Lexi: "I live in New York, pizza is sacred!"
Italians: "Heretic..."