*_Seriously!_* Like the moment I saw Gundham and Kokichi on the screen, I had to pause the video and screenshot this monumental moment. Then I replied to this comment.
The infuriating part to me isn't just the spoons, but it's an open bowl anyone can sneeze or get their fingers in, or a flie or just plain dust and grit from hundreds of people passing by getting in. Ew. No.
As someone who's worked as a baker for a while I can confirm that there are always offcuts because each slice needs to be the specific dimensions/size buT there is good news! Instead of wasting them we'd put them aside for the staff to eat during their breaks! Not only did it lessen food waste but it sure as heck boosted moral when someones working a long shift but get a bunch of offcut vanilla slices to nibble on!
This gives me that tiny bit of hope in humanity. Because some jobs wouldn't do this, even if the benefits outweighed any tiny inconveniences it may not even make.
My little cafe did this too. It was awesome getting a kitten sink cookie (a bunch of ingredients like pretzels, choc chips, etc in a basic cookie dough) or brownie bite when we had off cuts
I like how lexi has legitimate reasonable explanations for some of the infuriating posts, that's really nice, like being nice about the showerhead and the undercooked steak. It's cool to know the reasons behind some things that may be infuriating, even if it doesn't necessarily make the situation any "better."
OK! Lets try some explanations: - The wall toilet paper: If you have a cat, it can't roll the whole role of like that. -The of center tea saucer: It's so you have place for your scones.
@@greenrena8503 How? The bit of paper is still hanging loose no matter what the orientation is. The cat can still sink it's claws on it and tug it down
(Edit: I got my initial diagnosis! Only took months of waiting! Still can't afford the full testing, but I got acknowledged! I also got two bonus diagnoses of two kinds of anxiety... go team!) As someone struggling to be diagnosed with autism, half of my personality "quirks" are literally symptoms of various things under the ASD umbrella (audio processing disorder and echolalia, dyspraxia with speech acquisition delay, most likely ADHD, my sister was diagnosed with bipolar disorder so maybe something with depression since she gets that from my dad's side.) I once had a doctor watch me struggle to tie my shoes at 21 and asked if I was diagnosed with a motor delay. When I explained I grew up hitting my physical marks late but being smart, she asked if I had been evaluated as a kid, I said yes but I was pretty sure they used male metrics so I didn't meet the standards for ADHD or autism at the time (2000? Maybe) since I did well in school. She said that was interesting but wouldn't provide me any way of diagnosis despite literally stating there was something wrong. She said "You've done fine and probably don't want that stigma" or something like that and left. I'm 25, with a full time job but my roommate has to button my blouses because I take forever. I wear shoes I don't need to tie. I still struggle with reading analog clocks and telling left from right but I work in Admin and make eye contact so I'm clearly fine... I often "beep" at noises at work, I repeat things, and I just don't talk sometimes, like words can't leave my mouth sometimes. But since I didn't have outbursts at school (which, I totally did but they ignored because I grew up poor with teen parents) and did fine academically (despite me telling multiple teachers and counsellors I didn't understand what "author's purpose is? They didn't say any of that, where are you getting that information? No, I don't know what "read deeper" means? I can't read at depths!") and other CLEAR misunderstandings of figurative language, as well as dyscalculia being written off as me being lazy, me clearly not being able to read clocks for years, the fact that I was reading at a college level in the 5th grade but couldn't relate to my peers, the fact that ALL of my eventual friends had diagnosis' of ADHD, autism, or other neurodivergent documentation... and the kicker: multiple TAs, professors, and students asking me if I was autistic or something during my 5 years of college... For me, it wasn't ever "I'm not like other girls, I'm unique" it was "why can't I be like other girls? Is something wrong with me? Am I a psychopath? Am I broken?" and it sucked... And my roommate can't afford ADHD medication because it's so regulated because people abuse it. She's struggling daily not being able to think or function easily. (We're also both partially deaf and can't afford hearing aids, so really the entire system hates us)
I'm working at Michael's and Christmas stuff came in 1 1/2 weeks ago. Though Halloween stuff came in like late August and sold out fast. Still frustrating though
Toilet Paper being the "backwards" way: Cats. My cat will unroll the entire roll onto the ground if he's able to. This way prevents him from doing so, as a downward swipe at it rolls it up and not down
That one about the Lowe's Christmas decorations being out in September is so cute. My local supermarket did an entire aisle for Christmas gifts and shit early, too. Want to know how early? *JUNE* THEY MADE AN ENTIRE SECTION FOR XMAS IN JUNE. And then my family wonders why I become a worse and worse Grinch every year.
On the topic of the ADHD popularity, while the "trendy" people are obnoxious. I am officially diagnosed, and seeing the others who are diagnosed or do actually have it but weren't allowed/able to be diagnosed out there, it makes me feel less alone, so id rather deal with a few annoying tenders in order to not feel alone.
Yeah I get that, I am currently unable to get a diagnosis due to financial problems, and it sucks because I'm both treated like a "trendy" person and am unable to get medication. :/
15:00 speaking as a former amazon worker: sometimes the algorithm makes weird decisions for us. Figuring out the more appropriate one can take too long, so we just go with what we're told. The other possibility is that the runners on that floor hadn't restocked their small boxes recently so the big ones were all that worker had
11:29 I think the whole problem with this is that the ones who got thirteen are the people who get an answer and pick the closest option whenever they have to do something like this.
I actually really like that off-center saucer! It means I can place my cup and still have room for my spoon, lemon, or to rest the teabag if one was used without having to fish under the cup for them or potentially jostle the cup grabbing them.
The underhand toilet paper is what you do to keep pets that play with the rolls from creating a giant pile of toilet paper on the floor, then it becomes a habit even after said pets stop playing with it.
I'm listening to this video in the background while playing a game. I had to pause it for a cutscene. When I pressed play my brother walked in to tell me something and heard "I've never seen donuts used to commit a war crime, and today is the day to change that!" completely out of context and the look on his face was priceless
11:36 In the maths question, if you do it by order and forget bidmas or whatever you call it and just do to 2 + 2 first then times by 4 you get 16 and that applies to some higher knowledge in A-level maths that I can't be bothered to explain. So they are right in terms of imaginary number but if you are on about real numbers the answer would be 10.
The only acceptable reason for wall-facing toilet paper: pets that mess with the rolls constantly. Otherwise I will at minimum silently judge the person who did it.
for those of you wondering what twenty in spanish actually is: "veinte" (note that Vs in spanish are pronounced like a B; sometimes, thanks for the correction)
@MIA KHALIFA💞 bot people who see this do not click the links its probably a scam and kids, do NOT click this it is very innapropriate and something that will get you in trouble if your parents see what could be on the link. Plus the links could put virusses in your device so please do not click the links.
Native speaker here. It actually depends on your dialect. I can’t remember where specifically it’s pronounced like a V, but I personally flip between them or even do both at the same time. (I’m Dominican)
The senior living meal is chicken and dumplings, with California blend. The gray thing was a cauliflower floret at some point. The chicken and dumplings are canned, and the California blend comes in frozen.
8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 381st day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
7:40 Yes it is infuriating, and Emkay itself has been guilty of this exact thing. NO, getting annoyed at an out of place tile DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE OCD!!!! I cannot stress that enough! I have diagnosed OCD and people on the internet who claim that usually miss every point of OCD; The "broken record" looping thoughts aka the obsession, followed by the nonsensical rituals aka the compulsion. >:(
As someone who has ocd…THANK YOU Ocd isn’t a personality trait. It isn’t trendy! It’s a real disorder that’s sucks!!!!! Although “neatness” can be part of it, usually it is accompanied by a panic disorder and thinking something bad will happen all because the stuff isn’t in the order you usually put it in
Having to check your pockets every 10 seconds, opening and closing a door 7 times in a row with your keys to check if it's really closed, brushing your teeth for 10 minutes because it still doesnt feel clean enough, a.k.a. very cool quirky thing
2:41 This may have been said already, but basically that saucer is intentionally not centred so that there is more space for biscuits (or marshmallows if you have hot chocolate) on the side. I've seen these a lot in tearooms and cafés.
You had it right pretty much why the circle wasn’t centred in the middle of the plate, so if you have tea you can put your biscuits/snacks on the bigger side
There are 2 legitimate reasons to orient your toilet paper that way: kids and pets. Both of those will happily bat at the tp roll until it's a massive pile on the floor. Putting it backwards keeps it from unrolling like that.
some where I lerned that tolets can spray germs up to 6 feet away from the toilet, so I feal like the toilet paper would just be rubing up agenst a germy wall...
As I mentioned in my comment, my primary reason is to avoid spiders nestling between the sheets. It happened once, and I never want to have it happen again.
@@MurdocsMinion Okay, make that 3 legitimate reasons. Not that anyone needs to have a particular reason. Some people have a preference, and some people just don't care. Not a big deal for me.
I like how i can actually relate to Lexi as she/they are one of my favorite narrators on the channel and watching videos with her or robin or anyone on the channel always make me feel better when i'm sad. Thank you Emkay members for making these videos as they can make my day better as the time i wrote this comment i am sick but this is helping to take my mind off of it :) Again, thank you for making these videos and making my day and other peoples days better :)
Gotta love the 90s. I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child but my mother didn't like how I was on the meds so she refused to get me treated. Now in my 30s I suffer from severe depression and anxiety and just now got the ADHD diagnosis again. I'm treating it this time, but damn this sucks.
5:03 “if you’re a chef and like to cook all the time.” Me who’s a chef: Like to cook? Oh we don’t like to cook ohohoho nonono. That extra taste in the food we serve. Yeah that’s hatred and anguish.
@5:55: Pandemic aside, as a former EVS/Housekeeping person in a Level II hospital here in the US, there is absolutely ZERO excuse for this! NONE! Not only does a person clean the room, but an assistant supervisor come behind and check it, but then the shift supervisor check it. But the shift nurse and the nurse assigned to that room check the room as well. They are STRICT on cleanliness and that was pre-COVID. This would have been caught at least 5 times over. This is a MAJOR breakdown in the system and even with the Pandemic, there is still no excuse. That amount of mold, dirt, and grime would take at least a year or more to form. Disgusting.
I think my profile explains how I feel, after reading this. It's truly disgusting how it would take a year? . Nobody checked or bothered to clean it.?!
I just went through a tough breakup today and idk what I’d do if it weren’t for this channel, thank you to everyone on the Emkay team for making people’s days better
Lexi talking about her slight disdain towards hardware stores or just ANY store stocking up Christmas decorations super early makes me chuckle a bit and look at our country's unspoken tradition of celebrating the holidays as early as mid-August. And the decoration clashing around October, too. Happens almost every year...
Can I just say how weirdly wholesome it is to hear Lexi read "ass" as "arse" despite being American/Canadian (forgive me, I'm not sure which she is and the accent isn't helping enough)
If you buy a Lamborghini and drive it in something like a neighborhood or a school Zone, You might as well buy an RTX 3080 and use it to play the chrome Dino game
3:24 I once had an argument with somehow about how Christmas comes out earlier every year and they kept countering with "but people buy it, so they put it out earlier" and other similar things. Finally I said "is it that or is it that everyone buys it because it's put out earlier every year and that's all you can buy?" I didn't get a reply.
2:35 I GOT IT! it's for soup+side. you put the bowl on the circle thing, the circle thing stops the bowl from mocing around and its off center to allow for more space for the side.
4:18 No, they ate poorly cut brisket coated in cheap gold foil. They also spent quite a bit of time making fun of 'all the poor people getting mad and upset' (actually just puzzled and annoyed with her showboating).
4:58 I can somewhat relate to the chef as I work in retail and we are given small box opening tools that attach to our pants and or shirts and I get so used to having them attached that I actually drop things around home bc I usually think it's not gonna fall but thank god that it's only for things about the size of a pen
3:00 a few days ago I bought chicken tenders from a truck stop. One of them was just bread, like someone just dropped a chicken-tender-sized lump of dough in the fryer and sold it as a chicken tender.
1:25 We do that at our house because the holder isn't as close to the wall as that one, and we have cats that will unspool the TP if it's the other way.
9:19 McNally taught me that most locks are disappointing. You can usually pry them apart, shim them, or even hit them open. Probably you could just whack at it with a hammer until it pops off.
as a russian, the russian cursive part was actually reasonable. this indeed is how it looks. those photos though... they are something else. i probably wouldn't understand like a single word if i saw a text like that in person. and now imagine russian cursive doctor's handwriting... it's terrifying
5:15: "a gmail extention that would look for... you know, something attached on your body" I think that even google wouldn't go that far XD. Sidenote: I do know what you meant Lexi, but it was just a funny way how you said it
2:00 That's not a scam, it's a sad reality. Amazon is so scummy in their tactics to drive small businesses out of the market that they sell at less than the wholesale price. So it's cheaper for small businesses to buy from Amazon than from distributors.
5:25 I had a situation like that once. I asked around and found the guy who owns the car racing around at 60 mph and sent him a letter of warning. It read: Dear "sir", I have noticed that you have an irresponsible driving habit on our small village road. I wish to give you a single warning that I walk my dog at odd hours of the day, and should you hit me or my dog I shall sue. I will specifically sue to have your license revoked and your car given to me along with paying for ALL my or my dogs medical bills or funeral fees should you kill us. I will then (either by myself or have my family members) take your car and sell it as scrap, record the vehicle being torn apart, and send it to you. This is your ONLY warning from me. Pray you never hit anyone on this block for I have sent a copy out to everyone who lives here and they all share the same sentiment. Either follow the rules of the road, or lose the very thing you clearly sunk a LOT of money into. He didn't stop driving, but instead he moved house.
7:47 First time I got meds for my ADHD (more of ADD for me), they worked perfectly, until I got used to them, so I got stronger ones (same I have now, I think) and they work fine, first time off of them for like a trip or something, I almost threw up bc how dizzy I was.
I can think of exactly one valid excuse for reversing the loo paper. If you have a pet that likes to unwind the roll, turning it around can prevent unwinding.
3:55 ... my first "date" (dining out) was like 8 bucks per person and we paid separately. The date was crashed a couple of minutes in with an obnoxious classmate walking in saying "HEYYY! Didn't see you there! Don't mind if I sit down!" (It wasn't even a question from him, he just plopped down and kept licking his lips excessively after each bite, some sort of tick I guess. A very awkward first date with a sudden third-wheeler but hey, my date and I are still going strong after almost 12 years lol and we have a funny story to tell people)
You can't give me enough good stories about any food delivery (Uber-eats, Deliveroo, etc) from now to eternity to counteract the bad ones I've seen/heard about, in order to get me use them.
If there was any feature in a phone or any device which was the equivalent to r/mildlyinfuriating it’d be Auto Carrot You have no idea how many times it has absolutely been the barn if my existence
Spanish here,it's almost correct. It's veinte and it's pronounced almost exactly as written (bein-te). I don't know haw to spell pronunciation but the spanish v is like the b so I put a b in there
To be fair, Lexi, I currently work at KFC, and back when we had the donut sandwich, it wasn't really that good, anyways. I've had it once or twice, and I didn't like it. It gave me some pretty grave diarrhea that flared up one of my hemorrhoids. That should tell you something much worse than the food should've been.
5:47 While I agree there might not be enough people or time to get everything clean, you wouldn't believe how many hospitals deliberately run skeleton crews to save money despite being one of the most profitable businesses in the world.
I liked how they used Danganronpa characters like sock puppets to help tell Lexi's story
I do to
Best part of vid
Yes
*_Seriously!_* Like the moment I saw Gundham and Kokichi on the screen, I had to pause the video and screenshot this monumental moment. Then I replied to this comment.
@@saraht0ninn Lmao same
The infuriating part to me isn't just the spoons, but it's an open bowl anyone can sneeze or get their fingers in, or a flie or just plain dust and grit from hundreds of people passing by getting in. Ew. No.
Same reason I avoid chocolate or cheese fountains.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
EmKay: Can you imagine fishing the spoons?
And so, a new hobby evolved, spishing!
Bruh why this bots?
There's three spoons spiders and fish
@@nonexistentdelta2438 they are everywhere, don't respond to them just report
@MIA KHALIFA💞Screw off
new job, spishing
As someone who's worked as a baker for a while I can confirm that there are always offcuts because each slice needs to be the specific dimensions/size buT there is good news! Instead of wasting them we'd put them aside for the staff to eat during their breaks! Not only did it lessen food waste but it sure as heck boosted moral when someones working a long shift but get a bunch of offcut vanilla slices to nibble on!
This gives me that tiny bit of hope in humanity. Because some jobs wouldn't do this, even if the benefits outweighed any tiny inconveniences it may not even make.
My little cafe did this too. It was awesome getting a kitten sink cookie (a bunch of ingredients like pretzels, choc chips, etc in a basic cookie dough) or brownie bite when we had off cuts
I just realized Lexi doing her intro twice was a thing to make us mildly infuriated lol
@Nellie_DellieI didn’t notice she did her intro twice so you’re probably smarter than me
It didn’t make me infuriated, it just made me confused. I thought she was doing another take!
Wait, Lexi’s a she?
@@EerieYetSoothing Yeah, Lexi’s trans 💗
lexi sounds like a man
I like how lexi has legitimate reasonable explanations for some of the infuriating posts, that's really nice, like being nice about the showerhead and the undercooked steak. It's cool to know the reasons behind some things that may be infuriating, even if it doesn't necessarily make the situation any "better."
Agreed. It’s some nice lampshading, cause then we don’t need to speculate as much on the “WHY IS IT LIKE THIS”
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@@monroerobbins7551love that “lampshading” like the antithesis of gaslighting
Never heard it before and ima use it lol
Wasnt expecting Mukuro mid-video to tell me there's no chicken and donuts.
thats why you always come prepared
Kokichi and Gundham were there too
Kokichi is adorable
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Mukuro was told to say that, whether there was chicken and donuts or not.
@@vincentleonard3797 I bet she was, because I bet Junko is the manager there and she probably wants to spread despair to all the customers
OK! Lets try some explanations:
- The wall toilet paper: If you have a cat, it can't roll the whole role of like that.
-The of center tea saucer: It's so you have place for your scones.
Also room for the tea spoon..
"If you have a cat, it can't roll the whole role of like that." Yes it can...
@@Ashurman666 Ok, it is still a cat.
But it's more unlikely it can manage it.
@@greenrena8503 How? The bit of paper is still hanging loose no matter what the orientation is. The cat can still sink it's claws on it and tug it down
@@Ashurman666 Yes, but the cat can't just scratch the roll and have it all spin of.
Lexi is definitely my favorite narrator, her energy is just so bright and she’s really fun to listen to :D
Yesssss
His*
@@tealthefirst her. keep your mouth shut.
@@tealthefirst her*
FRRR
(Edit: I got my initial diagnosis! Only took months of waiting! Still can't afford the full testing, but I got acknowledged! I also got two bonus diagnoses of two kinds of anxiety... go team!)
As someone struggling to be diagnosed with autism, half of my personality "quirks" are literally symptoms of various things under the ASD umbrella (audio processing disorder and echolalia, dyspraxia with speech acquisition delay, most likely ADHD, my sister was diagnosed with bipolar disorder so maybe something with depression since she gets that from my dad's side.)
I once had a doctor watch me struggle to tie my shoes at 21 and asked if I was diagnosed with a motor delay. When I explained I grew up hitting my physical marks late but being smart, she asked if I had been evaluated as a kid, I said yes but I was pretty sure they used male metrics so I didn't meet the standards for ADHD or autism at the time (2000? Maybe) since I did well in school. She said that was interesting but wouldn't provide me any way of diagnosis despite literally stating there was something wrong. She said "You've done fine and probably don't want that stigma" or something like that and left.
I'm 25, with a full time job but my roommate has to button my blouses because I take forever. I wear shoes I don't need to tie. I still struggle with reading analog clocks and telling left from right but I work in Admin and make eye contact so I'm clearly fine... I often "beep" at noises at work, I repeat things, and I just don't talk sometimes, like words can't leave my mouth sometimes.
But since I didn't have outbursts at school (which, I totally did but they ignored because I grew up poor with teen parents) and did fine academically (despite me telling multiple teachers and counsellors I didn't understand what "author's purpose is? They didn't say any of that, where are you getting that information? No, I don't know what "read deeper" means? I can't read at depths!") and other CLEAR misunderstandings of figurative language, as well as dyscalculia being written off as me being lazy, me clearly not being able to read clocks for years, the fact that I was reading at a college level in the 5th grade but couldn't relate to my peers, the fact that ALL of my eventual friends had diagnosis' of ADHD, autism, or other neurodivergent documentation... and the kicker: multiple TAs, professors, and students asking me if I was autistic or something during my 5 years of college...
For me, it wasn't ever "I'm not like other girls, I'm unique" it was "why can't I be like other girls? Is something wrong with me? Am I a psychopath? Am I broken?" and it sucked... And my roommate can't afford ADHD medication because it's so regulated because people abuse it. She's struggling daily not being able to think or function easily. (We're also both partially deaf and can't afford hearing aids, so really the entire system hates us)
The more I read this, the more this became a call-out post LOL /lh
Dang, I'm sorry
that sounds a lot like my autism, but without being partially deaf.
Damn.. i am really sorry..
you are probably going through a ton of trouble right now.
I hope you're okay.
i also strugle with some of these things
Thank you Lexi, seeing the Halloween decorations with the Christmas ones really gets under my skin.
Saaaaaaame!
I'm working at Michael's and Christmas stuff came in 1 1/2 weeks ago. Though Halloween stuff came in like late August and sold out fast.
Still frustrating though
I saw a New Year's cake a few weeks ago.
@@DylanLisansky wow, someone's eager for this year to be over
@@aceinspace4340 I'm pretty sure that the cake would spoil before Halloween too.
Toilet Paper being the "backwards" way:
Cats. My cat will unroll the entire roll onto the ground if he's able to. This way prevents him from doing so, as a downward swipe at it rolls it up and not down
I completely understand that
This is the only acceptable reason, have a nice day. You may live.
My nan and pop don’t have a cat but they do that anyway and it’s annoying
Also because it's now dangling further from the toilet. Shitty logic, but I've heard it
I'm so lucky my cat doesn't unroll toilet paper-
Mukuro working at KFC is the best thing I've seen today
Sorry, the ice cream machine is somewhy crushed
Sorry, the ice cream machine was impaled by the Spears of Gugnir-
@@akihiromarlon7090 that sounds more like an excuse Gundham would use
Somehow, I doubt that she's there by herself. 😉
The off-centered cup saucer is to make a "café gourmand", ie coffe with an assortment of bite-sized sweets on the side
Repeat after me:
ADHD is not a "gift". It is a real disorder. The struggles are real.
ADHD IS NOT A GIFT!!!! (I also have ADHD.)
That one about the Lowe's Christmas decorations being out in September is so cute. My local supermarket did an entire aisle for Christmas gifts and shit early, too. Want to know how early?
*JUNE*
THEY MADE AN ENTIRE SECTION FOR XMAS IN JUNE.
And then my family wonders why I become a worse and worse Grinch every year.
So you're bad at being a grinch ? It's not hard to hate things about christmas yanno ?
I mean, there is the whole 'Christmas in July' thing, maybe that was part of it...
Weak.
Mine was in March!
January.
Lexi before adhd medication: "I sleep"
Lexi after: "real shit"
Honestly it would be the other way around
@@camerondevoe4549 yeah ngl
adderall does do that
very true, side effects often include lack of sleep and lack of appetite lol
@@vizzysfizzys yeah I have ADHD, And whenever I take my meds I 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 want to eat.
On the topic of the ADHD popularity, while the "trendy" people are obnoxious. I am officially diagnosed, and seeing the others who are diagnosed or do actually have it but weren't allowed/able to be diagnosed out there, it makes me feel less alone, so id rather deal with a few annoying tenders in order to not feel alone.
Bro what the hell u taking about
@@Idkbro726 the reddit post about it being obnoxious about it being "cool" to have ADHD.
I have ADD and it is not cool at all
Yeah I get that, I am currently unable to get a diagnosis due to financial problems, and it sucks because I'm both treated like a "trendy" person and am unable to get medication. :/
@@Idkbro726 mood. Both my folks have ADHD, I wasn’t diagnosed til I was like, 16, and for the longest time, I just thought I was stupid.
15:00 speaking as a former amazon worker: sometimes the algorithm makes weird decisions for us. Figuring out the more appropriate one can take too long, so we just go with what we're told. The other possibility is that the runners on that floor hadn't restocked their small boxes recently so the big ones were all that worker had
11:29 I think the whole problem with this is that the ones who got thirteen are the people who get an answer and pick the closest option whenever they have to do something like this.
I'm so sorry Lexi, but that whole chicken donut thing was not mildly infuriating, I would have been LIVID.
I would have eaten it and asked for a refund
Me: looks at the thumbnail
Also me: starts shaking like tricky from anger
13:18 *I WILL SEND DEATH UPON THIS FAMILY OF HEATHENS!!! BLOOD FOR BLOOD GOD!!!!!! HE WILL BE PLEASED*
@@TheBlankOneIsMe blood for the blood god indeed
I would have raged at the person behind the counter if it were me
I actually really like that off-center saucer! It means I can place my cup and still have room for my spoon, lemon, or to rest the teabag if one was used without having to fish under the cup for them or potentially jostle the cup grabbing them.
Hmm actually you are kinda correct!
The underhand toilet paper is what you do to keep pets that play with the rolls from creating a giant pile of toilet paper on the floor, then it becomes a habit even after said pets stop playing with it.
they just grab the dangly part and pull it down anyway.
I put my toilet paper the normal way, but the underhand style makes it easier to see if a spider is hiding on your toilet paper.
Imagine.... Closing the restroom door ?
I'm listening to this video in the background while playing a game. I had to pause it for a cutscene. When I pressed play my brother walked in to tell me something and heard "I've never seen donuts used to commit a war crime, and today is the day to change that!" completely out of context and the look on his face was priceless
2:26 this is more for aesthetics, as there are people who are so picky they don't like to eat the brownie from the edge because it "looks ugly."
"I'VE NEVER SEEN DONUTS USED TO COMMIT A WAR CRIME AND TODAY IS THE DAY TO CHANGE THAT"
-LEXI 2021
Today, Lexi chose violence
@@juliewilliams3474 when does she not
Emkay: Imagine fishing the spoons out of the pot-
Me: *_NEW DINNER AQUIRED_*
Nooooooo....
Noooooooooo.....
Dooontt.........
Stoooppppppp...............
Look I am telling you PUT THAT FUCKING SPOON DOWN
are you salad fingers by any chance?
@@splash1934 *_M A Y B E_*
@@2wo5ifty6ix. thank you, I can now peacefully be concerned.
@@splash1934 LMAO
Got a bad teacher? Write them an essay in Russian cursive. Trust me, this will be fine
Bloody hell cryliic has a cursive form, granted i can't read cryliic so it already seem super complicated to me.
Something mildly infuriating to me is that 80% of the time I get a package of Oreos, they're all broken.
11:36 In the maths question, if you do it by order and forget bidmas or whatever you call it and just do to 2 + 2 first then times by 4 you get 16 and that applies to some higher knowledge in A-level maths that I can't be bothered to explain. So they are right in terms of imaginary number but if you are on about real numbers the answer would be 10.
The only acceptable reason for wall-facing toilet paper: pets that mess with the rolls constantly. Otherwise I will at minimum silently judge the person who did it.
It also lets you quickly tear some off with one hand without unrolling yards of it.
mine is just on top of the washing machine.which is right in front of the toilet.
for those of you wondering what twenty in spanish actually is: "veinte" (note that Vs in spanish are pronounced like a B; sometimes, thanks for the correction)
I’m learning Spanish now, and could tell you that off by heart
Damn so many bots-
@MIA KHALIFA💞 bot
people who see this do not click the links its probably a scam and kids, do NOT click this it is very innapropriate and something that will get you in trouble if your parents see what could be on the link. Plus the links could put virusses in your device so please do not click the links.
yea i'm learning spanish right now and i can confirm that this is true
Native speaker here. It actually depends on your dialect. I can’t remember where specifically it’s pronounced like a V, but I personally flip between them or even do both at the same time. (I’m Dominican)
Lexi is part of the Danganronpa fandom... I am 600% happier than I was❤️
the danganronpa memes caught me off guard lmfao-
It gave me so much joy-
Timestamp please!!
@@InsertOutstandingUser 3:13
@@Prefusify Thank you kind soul
The senior living meal is chicken and dumplings, with California blend. The gray thing was a cauliflower floret at some point. The chicken and dumplings are canned, and the California blend comes in frozen.
1:05
I thought it was a honeycomb. 🤦♂️
8 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 381st day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
Why haven't they done this yet like seriously this is a great idea
r/ihadastroke just disappeared
@MIA KHALIFA💞 no
@today was a good day f you
You forgot r/awww and r/eyebleach, they’re lexi’s favs, if memory serves me right
7:40 Yes it is infuriating, and Emkay itself has been guilty of this exact thing. NO, getting annoyed at an out of place tile DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE OCD!!!! I cannot stress that enough! I have diagnosed OCD and people on the internet who claim that usually miss every point of OCD; The "broken record" looping thoughts aka the obsession, followed by the nonsensical rituals aka the compulsion. >:(
oh wait this is reminding me if I locked my door yet, and it's probably locked BUT I NEED TO CHECK
I have OCD and without my medication it’s a nightmare. Pisses me off when people think it’s just about neatness :(
As someone who has ocd…THANK YOU
Ocd isn’t a personality trait. It isn’t trendy! It’s a real disorder that’s sucks!!!!! Although “neatness” can be part of it, usually it is accompanied by a panic disorder and thinking something bad will happen all because the stuff isn’t in the order you usually put it in
My brother and mom have OCD, and it’s crippling for them. I have undiagnosed possible adhd, and an uneven tile deeply upsets me, but it’s not ocd
Having to check your pockets every 10 seconds, opening and closing a door 7 times in a row with your keys to check if it's really closed, brushing your teeth for 10 minutes because it still doesnt feel clean enough, a.k.a. very cool quirky thing
The most mildly infuriating thing in this video is “meat and cheese salad”
You’re my favorite narrator, Lexi, but w h a t t h e f * c k
Meat and cheese salad? Could be worse…bologna cake
robin is like 0.01 above lexi lol
@@yifeiisbad2587 they’re both utter chaos, Robin being a break your knees ally and Lexi being a bust your spinal column trans mom
@@GoodWormDoctor lol yeah
im still watching the video im at 15:17
@@GoodWormDoctor this... this is such an unusual and very specific description. I absolutely love it and you're totally right.
just the fact that lexi is in the danganronpa community gives me another reason to love her as a narrator
2:20 My family used that maze brownie pan and it's amazingly good. Almost every piece is the outside and it's awesome.
Thanks! I was wondering if it worked and was worth ordering.
2:41
This may have been said already, but basically that saucer is intentionally not centred so that there is more space for biscuits (or marshmallows if you have hot chocolate) on the side. I've seen these a lot in tearooms and cafés.
8:26 That, my friend, is multiple food safety violations in a box.
You had it right pretty much why the circle wasn’t centred in the middle of the plate, so if you have tea you can put your biscuits/snacks on the bigger side
0:37 Love how he repeats the same thing again...
She*
Zhe**
Che***
(Let's start a trend!)
9:52 EmKay:
thinking having a circular jigsaw is cool.
Me: having a butterfly shaped jigsaw with butterfly shaped pieces.
There are 2 legitimate reasons to orient your toilet paper that way: kids and pets. Both of those will happily bat at the tp roll until it's a massive pile on the floor. Putting it backwards keeps it from unrolling like that.
some where I lerned that tolets can spray germs up to 6 feet away from the toilet, so I feal like the toilet paper would just be rubing up agenst a germy wall...
@@Kiwi-Bird. It's just as likely to be sprayed with those germs as the wall behind it, don't you think?
As I mentioned in my comment, my primary reason is to avoid spiders nestling between the sheets. It happened once, and I never want to have it happen again.
@@MurdocsMinion Okay, make that 3 legitimate reasons. Not that anyone needs to have a particular reason. Some people have a preference, and some people just don't care. Not a big deal for me.
I like how i can actually relate to Lexi as she/they are one of my favorite narrators on the channel and watching videos with her or robin or anyone on the channel always make me feel better when i'm sad.
Thank you Emkay members for making these videos as they can make my day better as the time i wrote this comment i am sick but this is helping to take my mind off of it :)
Again, thank you for making these videos and making my day and other peoples days better :)
Gotta love the 90s. I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child but my mother didn't like how I was on the meds so she refused to get me treated. Now in my 30s I suffer from severe depression and anxiety and just now got the ADHD diagnosis again. I'm treating it this time, but damn this sucks.
5:03 “if you’re a chef and like to cook all the time.”
Me who’s a chef: Like to cook? Oh we don’t like to cook ohohoho nonono. That extra taste in the food we serve. Yeah that’s hatred and anguish.
2:36 As a British person I can confirm that's where the biscuits go.
@5:55: Pandemic aside, as a former EVS/Housekeeping person in a Level II hospital here in the US, there is absolutely ZERO excuse for this! NONE! Not only does a person clean the room, but an assistant supervisor come behind and check it, but then the shift supervisor check it. But the shift nurse and the nurse assigned to that room check the room as well. They are STRICT on cleanliness and that was pre-COVID. This would have been caught at least 5 times over.
This is a MAJOR breakdown in the system and even with the Pandemic, there is still no excuse. That amount of mold, dirt, and grime would take at least a year or more to form. Disgusting.
I think my profile explains how I feel, after reading this.
It's truly disgusting how it would take a year? . Nobody checked or bothered to clean it.?!
I just went through a tough breakup today and idk what I’d do if it weren’t for this channel, thank you to everyone on the Emkay team for making people’s days better
Lexi talking about her slight disdain towards hardware stores or just ANY store stocking up Christmas decorations super early makes me chuckle a bit and look at our country's unspoken tradition of celebrating the holidays as early as mid-August.
And the decoration clashing around October, too. Happens almost every year...
Can I just say how weirdly wholesome it is to hear Lexi read "ass" as "arse" despite being American/Canadian (forgive me, I'm not sure which she is and the accent isn't helping enough)
8:42 they givin grandma the school food treatment 💀💀💀💀 (edit) 10:01 they givin kids the grandma treatment 💀💀💀💀💀💀
If you buy a Lamborghini and drive it in something like a neighborhood or a school Zone,
You might as well buy an RTX 3080 and use it to play the chrome Dino game
Do not click those suspicious links
Nobody not even Ryan Reynolds:
My phone when I’m trying to sleep: HEY EMKAY POSTED WAKE UP HEY HEY!
@MIA KHALIFA💞 the hell
3:24 I once had an argument with somehow about how Christmas comes out earlier every year and they kept countering with "but people buy it, so they put it out earlier" and other similar things. Finally I said "is it that or is it that everyone buys it because it's put out earlier every year and that's all you can buy?"
I didn't get a reply.
"What did you even eat...a graphics card?" Omg that's awesome. Lolol
2:35 I GOT IT! it's for soup+side. you put the bowl on the circle thing, the circle thing stops the bowl from mocing around and its off center to allow for more space for the side.
4:18 No, they ate poorly cut brisket coated in cheap gold foil. They also spent quite a bit of time making fun of 'all the poor people getting mad and upset' (actually just puzzled and annoyed with her showboating).
“I’ve never seen donuts used to commit a warcrime and today is the day to change that.” - Lexi
4:58 I can somewhat relate to the chef as I work in retail and we are given small box opening tools that attach to our pants and or shirts and I get so used to having them attached that I actually drop things around home bc I usually think it's not gonna fall but thank god that it's only for things about the size of a pen
0:51 Marcos is ruthless when it comes to ads. I can't even remember what their pizza tastes like because all I remember is the advertising
i could vibe to the emkay music for years
3:00 a few days ago I bought chicken tenders from a truck stop. One of them was just bread, like someone just dropped a chicken-tender-sized lump of dough in the fryer and sold it as a chicken tender.
1:25
We do that at our house because the holder isn't as close to the wall as that one, and we have cats that will unspool the TP if it's the other way.
a very valid reason
Hey Lexi. You probably won't see this but are you doing okay girl? You seem a bit less chaotic in this video.
I am incredibly infuriated at the fact that the brownies on the edge were left perfectly in perfectly in a rim
9:19 McNally taught me that most locks are disappointing. You can usually pry them apart, shim them, or even hit them open. Probably you could just whack at it with a hammer until it pops off.
3:12
the danganronpa memes omg-
LITERALLY! It was so out of place I was not expecting that lmao
Danganronpa is epic
1:20 it stops cats from grabbing it, but if you don’t have a cat and you do it then you’re crazy.
3:33 I've been seeing the Christmas shite being stocked since August- like let Halloween come first PLEASE-
as a russian, the russian cursive part was actually reasonable. this indeed is how it looks. those photos though... they are something else. i probably wouldn't understand like a single word if i saw a text like that in person.
and now imagine russian cursive doctor's handwriting... it's terrifying
I have ocd and MAN this video got me on my last straw
5:15: "a gmail extention that would look for... you know, something attached on your body"
I think that even google wouldn't go that far XD.
Sidenote: I do know what you meant Lexi, but it was just a funny way how you said it
I still think that they should put the intro in the middle of the video in a mildly infuriating video :)
At the end.
14:13
oh hey look it's *EVERY FREAKING CARTOON DOCUMENT EVER*
and now i know it's freaking RUSSIAN CURSIVE
The plate is not centered so a tea cup or coffee cup could be in the little out of center circle and food would have room to be right next to it.
Lexi: Heaven forbid you MIX THE TWO-
The Nightmare Before Christmas: *sad spoopy noises*
3:30 Christmas in July on the Hallmark channel is exactly the same way. CHRSTMAS in JULY.
"Merry christmas!"
"Wait, where's the snow?"
"Why is it 90 degrees outside?"
Yay! More Lexi! She seems like she leaves for a month and randomly appears
Wait she?
@today was a good day what
@today was a good day disgusting self advertisers
It's a dude lmao
She basically does lol
2:00 That's not a scam, it's a sad reality. Amazon is so scummy in their tactics to drive small businesses out of the market that they sell at less than the wholesale price. So it's cheaper for small businesses to buy from Amazon than from distributors.
That toilet paper roll is the international indicator for "I have cats".
14:08 it’s not cap. My mom writes in russian cursive and it’s hell when I try to read anything.
0:01
Every canadians worst nightmare
5:25
I had a situation like that once. I asked around and found the guy who owns the car racing around at 60 mph and sent him a letter of warning. It read:
Dear "sir",
I have noticed that you have an irresponsible driving habit on our small village road. I wish to give you a single warning that I walk my dog at odd hours of the day, and should you hit me or my dog I shall sue. I will specifically sue to have your license revoked and your car given to me along with paying for ALL my or my dogs medical bills or funeral fees should you kill us. I will then (either by myself or have my family members) take your car and sell it as scrap, record the vehicle being torn apart, and send it to you. This is your ONLY warning from me. Pray you never hit anyone on this block for I have sent a copy out to everyone who lives here and they all share the same sentiment. Either follow the rules of the road, or lose the very thing you clearly sunk a LOT of money into.
He didn't stop driving, but instead he moved house.
7:47
First time I got meds for my ADHD (more of ADD for me), they worked perfectly, until I got used to them, so I got stronger ones (same I have now, I think) and they work fine, first time off of them for like a trip or something, I almost threw up bc how dizzy I was.
We used to use those tea cup saucers in a cafe I worked at, I think it's offset so biscuits and sugar packets etc could fit on there
I can think of exactly one valid excuse for reversing the loo paper. If you have a pet that likes to unwind the roll, turning it around can prevent unwinding.
6:09 i offer this comment as a thank you message for frontliners ♥
#thankyoufrontliners
10:02
Those aren't nuggets, they're gizzards.
When Lexi can do basic math better than me:
QuQ
3:55 ... my first "date" (dining out) was like 8 bucks per person and we paid separately. The date was crashed a couple of minutes in with an obnoxious classmate walking in saying "HEYYY! Didn't see you there! Don't mind if I sit down!" (It wasn't even a question from him, he just plopped down and kept licking his lips excessively after each bite, some sort of tick I guess. A very awkward first date with a sudden third-wheeler but hey, my date and I are still going strong after almost 12 years lol and we have a funny story to tell people)
You can't give me enough good stories about any food delivery (Uber-eats, Deliveroo, etc) from now to eternity to counteract the bad ones I've seen/heard about, in order to get me use them.
If there was any feature in a phone or any device which was the equivalent to
r/mildlyinfuriating it’d be Auto Carrot
You have no idea how many times it has absolutely been the barn if my existence
I see.
Actually, 20 is Spanish is "vente" (It's kind of pronounced like this: baen-te) Idk...
Spanish here,it's almost correct. It's veinte and it's pronounced almost exactly as written (bein-te). I don't know haw to spell pronunciation but the spanish v is like the b so I put a b in there
To be fair, Lexi, I currently work at KFC, and back when we had the donut sandwich, it wasn't really that good, anyways. I've had it once or twice, and I didn't like it. It gave me some pretty grave diarrhea that flared up one of my hemorrhoids. That should tell you something much worse than the food should've been.
"did you eat a graphics card!?" That got me lmao
5:47 While I agree there might not be enough people or time to get everything clean, you wouldn't believe how many hospitals deliberately run skeleton crews to save money despite being one of the most profitable businesses in the world.