@@lauraviseniya5930 _gasp_ Holy shit Julie d'Aubigny has been my favourite! Her escapades are legendary, even crazier that it was all achieved in the 33 years she lived. Literally the candle that burnt the brightest and half as long.
Father: ya go my boy, I'm gay too and was forced to marry yo mamma, now I prohibit you to have any grandchildren, so *marry him* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Son: okay dad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👍🏻
good sir! I believe thou’st meant to say ‘thy’? where has thou learnt such letter that thou speak’th in? I never have heard such word of ‘the’ be uttered in mine humble and respectable town. art thou from out of town, then?
All these are currently inspiring a dnd character of mine. A kenku bard whose music is just his verbal recreation of other bands playing songs like this. His name will either be Plagiarism or Record Player
LYRICS: My lover hath humor The lovely laughter at a funural And she knows of her dissaproval I should have worshipped her sooner If the heavens ever did speak She's the last true mouthpiece Every Sunday becomes more bleak Fresh poision each week "We were born sick" We hear them say it Mine church offers no absolutes She tells us "worship in thine bedrooms" The only heaven I'll be sent to Is when I'm alone with you I was born sick Yet I love it Command me to be well, Amen Amen Amen Take me to church I will worship as a dog does at the shrine of thy lies I'll confess my sins so you may sharpen your knife Offer me a deathless death, or good lord! Let me give you my life Take me to church I will worship as a dog at the shrine of thy lies I'll confess you my sins so you may sharpen your knife Offer me a deathless death, or good lord! Let me give you my life (rep.) If I'm a pagean of the good times My lover's in sunlight To keep the goddess on my side She demands a sacrifice To drain the whole sea For something shiny Gather meat up for her main course Yound's a fine-looking high horse What is there in the stables? Leave the lord of starving faithful That looks tasty That looks plenty This is hungry work Take me to church I will worship as a dog at the shrine of thy lies I'll confess you my sins so you may sharpen your knife Offer me a deathless death, or good lord! Let me give you my life (rep.) No masters, no kings, when the ritual begins There is no sweeter innocense than our gentle sins In the madness and soil, of that sad earthly scene Only then I am human, Only then I am clean Oh, Oh Amen! Amen Amen Take me to church I will worship as a dog at the shrine of thy lies I'll confess you my sins so you may sharpen your knife Offer me a deathless death, or good lord! Let me give you my life Take me to church I will worship as a dog does at the shrine of thy lies I'll confess my sins so you may sharpen your knife Offer me a deathless death, or good lord! Let me give you my life (Not a lot to change here, since Hozier is a lyrical master! Thank you!)
@@hisfavworstnightmare Hol on lemme get my t y p e w r i t e r. But seriously this comment is gonna come back to haunt me when I need character and book ideasssss
Some lyrics would not even have to be changed: "That's a fine looking high horse What you got in the stable? We've a lot of starving faithful That looks tasty That looks plenty This is hungry work" "No masters or kings when the ritual begins There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene"
And all sacred holidays such as Christmas and Easter. Plus you didn't work too many hours as you would also go to evening vespers just as you always went to 5 a.m morning mass, except Sundays when it was at 8 a.m. But it wasn't time off, it was an act of active ritual. Even the common peasantry spent as much time in mass and prayers as they did in the fields and crafts, same as the monks. The only difference was the ability to get married and have kids.
I can see this being a climatic movie or musical scene. Someone convicnes the whole village to play this for their homesick friend from the future as a surprise.
Alternatively, he could have been castrated upside-down to slow blood loss and then impaled on a red-hot poker. Like what they did with Edward II in England or those charged during the occasional clean-ups of Florence by the Inquisition.
The video references anti gay laws and attacks that were happening in, specifically, Russia at the time. The song is about sexuality in general and the Catholic church's specific outlook on sex.
this is amazing, i love the song and ive been listening to it on repeat for like two days, but every time i read the screen, my brain goes "take me to chevurch" and i-
The previously unknown love song between Edward II and Piers Gaveston or considering the songs is about any sexual love forbidden by the church Abelard and Heloise
@@davis0730 Your not wrong..... I guess? I didn't really specify a god. I just said religion..... Also... " Foreigner's God" ? You do know the Christian god is from Middle Eastern Folklore right?
When the local priest falls in love. Edit: The Roman Emperor Vitellius had this playing at both of his weddings. We know of this because, in the records that were written about him, there's a mention of a song called "Accipe me ad ecclesiam" and it was said that "The Emperor ordered the rehearsal of this song at both his wedding to Petronia and his wedding to Galeria Fundana". Of course, this source was written in Latin, so you'd have to translate it into English, but it's totally worth it. Edit: When he fell out of love with Petronia and in love with Galeria Fundana, he was singing this song. Edit: When you're a lord but you're in love with a peasant farmer. Edit: When it's All Hallows Eve and you dress up as a knight for the celebration but you're a woman. Edit: When you're a young man and don't want to go on the Crusade. Edit: When you're a peasant boy but you've fallen in love with your family's lord's daughter. Edit: When your a peasant but your in love with your Lord.
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henry viii breaking away from the catholic church be like
Take me to Kent I worship like a luddite at the shrine of tine absolution I'll tell you my sins and you can ignore them, alright?
More like when he realised he fucked up because he broke from the Church lol
"I'm Pope now be-hatch-es"
@@jamescpalmer oh great now there's two of them
how ironic XD
My lover hath humour!
Good or bad?
Red Yellow Black or White?
she is thy giggle at thy funeral
Thy lover soundeth melancholic. Ply her with venison to restore balance.
Four of them actually!
I feel like this is the original and Hozier made a contemporary cover
Nah, Hozier's immortal remember? He adapted his original song to fit modern times
I was just thinking that!!
when i (a pagan stable boy) fall in love with the local priests nephew
Boi you better turn this into a book or I swear to god-
@@ameliasellers6396 wait so, two separate relationships? Or are we making this a little bit polyamorous?
A Florentine youth who falls for a novice monk during Savonarola's religious reign of terror.
And if you don't write this, I will.
We love to see that!
When you're a woman disguised as a male knight and you're in love with a young lady nun at the local chapel.
Holy shit go write a book this is beautiful-
Look for the story of Julie d'Aubigny, you won't be disappointed ;)
@@lauraviseniya5930 _gasp_ Holy shit Julie d'Aubigny has been my favourite! Her escapades are legendary, even crazier that it was all achieved in the 33 years she lived. Literally the candle that burnt the brightest and half as long.
@@lauraviseniya5930 she’s such a bicon
@@CelestialDraconis Yes, I completely agree ! I'm surprised that there is no movie about her yet, that would be so epic and fun XD
I think I just had a religious experience.
When you’re the son of an English priest, but that new Viking boy from the Danelaw starts to give you new feelings.
Everyone: Do NOT fall in love with the invaders!!!
That one kid: well it's too late for that!!!
Do it. Do it!!! Write this...
Father: ya go my boy, I'm gay too and was forced to marry yo mamma, now I prohibit you to have any grandchildren, so *marry him* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Son: okay dad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👍🏻
So cringy 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Nah that’s ’Son of A Preacher Man’
When the monks at the local monastery hides love letters to each-other under the church floor-boards.
I will now write this story, thank you
An old Medieval saying goes, "With wine and lads aplenty, monks have no need of the Devil to tempt them."
Sad af. Stop
Taketh me to the chapel
Lol, more like "take me to the cathedral", "Joan of Arc was the last true mouth piece, shouldve worshipped her sooner".
good sir! I believe thou’st meant to say ‘thy’? where has thou learnt such letter that thou speak’th in? I never have heard such word of ‘the’ be uttered in mine humble and respectable town. art thou from out of town, then?
Taketh me Monastery
All I can imagine is the medieval priest having a panic if they've learned the meaning of this song haha
When you're gay but it's the dark ages
It is not called the dark ages.
@@octaviusthecrafter The middle ages (5th-15th century) is also called the dark ages
@@tommyclark4947 Can't get blood from a turnip.
@@octaviusthecrafter what the fuck of course you can
@@kenzima6934 a _red_ turnip
When your a Christian priest but you’re fallen madly in love with a pagan woman
Yes. A masterpiece. Why has no one commented on your comment yet?
pagan man*** even better
This needs to be something...
This needs to be an actual story.
this gave me Hunchback of Notre Dame memories lol
All these are currently inspiring a dnd character of mine. A kenku bard whose music is just his verbal recreation of other bands playing songs like this. His name will either be Plagiarism or Record Player
sounds awesome!
call him Plag (pronounced plague) and have the party members find out his full name is plagiarism later in the story lmao
@@nylonsghost7938 this is amazing
My phone autocorrected plagiarism to greek with a question mark.
Yes this is more important then the comment I was previously going to write
me when my husband dies under mysterious circumstances and i move in with the lady who's husband also just died-
You're living up to your user-name I see
@@taliajung1553 lmao
your username is spray-painted under a bridge in my home town
Let me guess, pdx?
Just to be roommates
LYRICS:
My lover hath humor
The lovely laughter at a funural
And she knows of her dissaproval
I should have worshipped her sooner
If the heavens ever did speak
She's the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday becomes more bleak
Fresh poision each week
"We were born sick"
We hear them say it
Mine church offers no absolutes
She tells us "worship in thine bedrooms"
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick
Yet I love it
Command me to be well, Amen
Amen
Amen
Take me to church
I will worship as a dog does at the shrine of thy lies
I'll confess my sins so you may sharpen your knife
Offer me a deathless death, or good lord!
Let me give you my life
Take me to church
I will worship as a dog at the shrine of thy lies
I'll confess you my sins so you may sharpen your knife
Offer me a deathless death, or good lord!
Let me give you my life
(rep.)
If I'm a pagean of the good times
My lover's in sunlight
To keep the goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice
To drain the whole sea
For something shiny
Gather meat up for her main course
Yound's a fine-looking high horse
What is there in the stables?
Leave the lord of starving faithful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work
Take me to church
I will worship as a dog at the shrine of thy lies
I'll confess you my sins so you may sharpen your knife
Offer me a deathless death, or good lord!
Let me give you my life
(rep.)
No masters, no kings, when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocense than our gentle sins
In the madness and soil, of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human,
Only then I am clean
Oh, Oh
Amen!
Amen
Amen
Take me to church
I will worship as a dog at the shrine of thy lies
I'll confess you my sins so you may sharpen your knife
Offer me a deathless death, or good lord!
Let me give you my life
Take me to church
I will worship as a dog does at the shrine of thy lies
I'll confess my sins so you may sharpen your knife
Offer me a deathless death, or good lord!
Let me give you my life
(Not a lot to change here, since Hozier is a lyrical master! Thank you!)
you got too much time.
@@Yog--Sothoth I mean, it only took me like 20 minutes lmao. I did a few others, I forget which tho
@@sweatyskeleton7390 I'm working from home. i still ain't got 20 minutes to do shit like that.
That's sick man,
Are there words in the video? I don’t hear any, and I’m feel like I’m going crazy from it.
...this one makes me giggle thinking of the twisted priest of Bloodborne dancing to this for some reason
Wouldn't it have been more a victorian style sound than medieval
when the quiet peasant girl meets the girl who lives in the quaint herb covered cottage just outside of town
And suddenly I'm a garden tender boy in love with the prince
bbc merlin???
book based off this idea pls - we need a medieval gay genre in literature
@@hisfavworstnightmare I SECOND THAT
@@hisfavworstnightmare Hol on lemme get my t y p e w r i t e r. But seriously this comment is gonna come back to haunt me when I need character and book ideasssss
@@hisfavworstnightmare you should read The Scottish Boy
This sounds kinda like a Christmas carol. Must be the bells.
Ikr
Me when I wanna show my ankle to the girls:
Bequeath thy lustful tendencies temptress
I screamed hahahahahaha
i'm cryingdjejkeieir
I didnt get it yet I'm laughing
Explain it to me please :/ l dont understand
When there's a handsome servant in your mansion but your dad is the emperor
When your dad is King Edward "Longshanks" and you crave that young and handsome knight Piers Gaveston.
Alright. This is without a doubt the most enjoyable version of this song i've ever heard
Same, I don't know why.
@@henrycoslick7304 It doesn't sound like a dirge?
@@randmiller88 the guy in Thieves Guild from Skyrim?
The logical conclusion of Hozier music
Legit all of Hozier needs the bardcore treatment lol
Some lyrics would not even have to be changed:
"That's a fine looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work"
"No masters or kings when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene"
Hozier sounds so right with this Bardcore treatment
Fits so dang well
When you’re a dark brotherhood assassin, but you have a big phat crush on a certain priest of akatosh
As a peasant, going to church is my favorite (mandatory) thing to do with my only day off
And all sacred holidays such as Christmas and Easter. Plus you didn't work too many hours as you would also go to evening vespers just as you always went to 5 a.m morning mass, except Sundays when it was at 8 a.m. But it wasn't time off, it was an act of active ritual. Even the common peasantry spent as much time in mass and prayers as they did in the fields and crafts, same as the monks. The only difference was the ability to get married and have kids.
The local priest wants to stay holy but falls in love with a warlock who had traveled in from the mountains.
Ah, me and my close woman attendant and friend often listen to this while our husbands are away. You know, as holy women of God do ;)
it’s literally portrait of a lady on fire
@@comradeniamh7771 LMAOOOO
Oh I see you're room mates
@@rubym6178 with only one bed
mmm needs Gregorian chant
This version sounds more positive than the original one.
He's finally taken to the church
The use of churchbells is amazing!
i desperately need a bardcore version of sunlight by hozier, please
where did you find the audio of hozier playing this at a tavern in thr 16th century?
I'm going NUTS over those BELLS. This is beautiful
*Angry Crusading Noises*
I can see this being a climatic movie or musical scene. Someone convicnes the whole village to play this for their homesick friend from the future as a surprise.
In medieval author would been burned at the fire due this song.
Actually, knowing what I know, although he'd be threatened with that, he would likely repent and manage to obtain a lesser sentence.
Alternatively, he could have been castrated upside-down to slow blood loss and then impaled on a red-hot poker. Like what they did with Edward II in England or those charged during the occasional clean-ups of Florence by the Inquisition.
imagine this playing during ye olde protestant mob attacking the nearby catholics again
The content of this youtuber in particular has been increasing with each passing day, it is a beautiful sight to behold
the only thing better than this video, is the comment section filled with story prompts
Your relationship with the Papal State improved.
This could be playing in the background of a game and I'd be like none the wiser. I love it even more.
The church bells, while a bit on the nose, were an exceptional touch
the fucking DROP at 1:00 is godly.
When Richard the Lionheart woke up next to King Phillip II of France
@@ameliasellers6396 Yes.
The amazing thing is: Hozier studies witchcraft and this song is about LGBTQ+ community!
I can imagine if it was medieval times oh God...
The video references anti gay laws and attacks that were happening in, specifically, Russia at the time. The song is about sexuality in general and the Catholic church's specific outlook on sex.
@@emilped i'm sorry that you misunderstood what I wrote. I never state the religion in Russia. There are 2 parts to my post.
The song isn't about LGBTQ+, only the music video visuals.
@@markymark443 both are about LGBTQ+. as Hozier intended. one more explicit about it than the other.
@@markymark443 uh what yeah it totally is
This is fire 🔥
ok now do From Eden
i feel like this is what hozier plays to the forest nymphs in his moss kingdom
this is amazing, i love the song and ive been listening to it on repeat for like two days, but every time i read the screen, my brain goes "take me to chevurch" and i-
When she says "take me to church" but she actually means church
THE SCARLET LETTER
call me a nerd but oh my god
This one doesn't even have to be renamed. Well done sir! Amazing stuff.
When thy wife showeth her ankle in public
When the beat dropped at 1:00 I got goosebumps.
This manages to be both super chill and sensational
when you’re the king’s daughter betrothed to the neighboring kingdom’s prince but you’re in love with your pagan maid
finally a song that is appropriately titled for the genre
There is an insane number of gay medieval romance ideas in this comments section and I am *here for it.*
When you're trying to save Hyrule but Ganon's been getting his eight glasses a day
Judas regretting the myrrh-der he gave Jesus:
i teared up
THIS INDUCED SO MUCH SEROTONIN AAHHHHH
had this running in the background and thought it was medieval hotline bling
When the coven dances naked in the forest while in the city they carry the witch hunts.
Oh man, that music probably make so much fuzz back in time...
This is Everything Omg
Felt a wave of emotion and got goosies while listening. This is awesome!
This is Joe and Nicky from The Old Guard song.
The logical conclusion of many an "Enemy Mine"-type story.
Taketh me to thine place of worship!
When you’re a dragon king who fell madly in love with the healer’s thicky nicki son and an enchanting orc woman:
The bells made me feel scared lkkjkfk
I loved it!!
This is one wholesome medieval church experience. Like I'm taken to a cleansing stage.
When the Pope excommunicated you but you miss the church fried chicken
When you see the barmaiden's ankle
Ok ngl this downright slaps
i could listen ally day these medieval covers :D
currenty obsessed with this type of music
Still obsessed w this song
The previously unknown love song between Edward II and Piers Gaveston or considering the songs is about any sexual love forbidden by the church Abelard and Heloise
this is a whole other level
Hmmmm, might go to church Sunday... I'm convinced...
When you conquer a new land and get the natives to believe in Christ.
The song is about oppression brought on by religion... So Yes!
@@autinjones7194 actually Foreginer's God could do that too
@@davis0730 Your not wrong..... I guess? I didn't really specify a god. I just said religion..... Also... " Foreigner's God" ? You do know the Christian god is from Middle Eastern Folklore right?
@@autinjones7194 didn't know that
@@davis0730 Glad I was able to Clear that up!
Can't believe I fell asleep to this
We need a lyrical version PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!
I played this in my DnD session today, it was nice
If I ever timetravel to the medieval times I will show them this
Awn this makes it a sweet song
Thank you yt recommended 👏
2:40-3:30 is incredible
incantevole
I like this version almost more than the original!
I just remember about Ymir and Historia all of sudden😔
When I, Thine Humble Sister of a Nunnery, Fall for the Noble Woman who often displays great Patronage for my Convent.. 😔❤️
For my AC fans, Leonardo when Ezio was visiting him and even better when he gave him a hug xDDDDD
Why does it makes me of a Christmas song
When the local priest falls in love.
Edit: The Roman Emperor Vitellius had this playing at both of his weddings. We know of this because, in the records that were written about him, there's a mention of a song called "Accipe me ad ecclesiam" and it was said that "The Emperor ordered the rehearsal of this song at both his wedding to Petronia and his wedding to Galeria Fundana". Of course, this source was written in Latin, so you'd have to translate it into English, but it's totally worth it.
Edit: When he fell out of love with Petronia and in love with Galeria Fundana, he was singing this song.
Edit: When you're a lord but you're in love with a peasant farmer.
Edit: When it's All Hallows Eve and you dress up as a knight for the celebration but you're a woman.
Edit: When you're a young man and don't want to go on the Crusade.
Edit: When you're a peasant boy but you've fallen in love with your family's lord's daughter.
Edit: When your a peasant but your in love with your Lord.
In 1321 this is required listening, until the church finds out the real meaning.
"Taketh me to thou's place of holy worship"