Shakira - Hips Don't Lie [Bardcore / Medieval Style Cover]
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The song (and others) is finally up on Spotify, Deezer and TH-cam Music. I'm also trying to get it up onto Apple Music (and a few others)!
stantough congrats! Your covers are awesome. I’m following you on Spotify now 👍
Awesome ! Thanks a lot
We thank thee for thy valiant bard-assery melodious lord!
@stantough what’s with the frame drum?
Can you also add them to anghami?
"Mine childbearing hips doeth not tell falsehoods!"
Girl 😭😭
LMFAOOOOOOO
Llololololol
LMFAO BYE
BYE BRUHHH
“Mine Hips Shall Not Bear False Witness”
Most underrated scripture
@@jacobbatterson6178 scripture lol
Dilly dilly
😂
HAHAHAHA
In days of yore, where castles stood,
A tale of hips, both strong and good,
Fair maiden moves with ancient grace,
Her hips a dance, a poet's embrace.
Chorus:
Hips that sway in candlelight,
A bard's delight, a wondrous sight,
In medieval halls they gleam,
Her hips, a mesmerizing dream.
Through meadows green and forests deep,
Her hips in rhythms, secrets keep,
With every step, a saga told,
In verses bright, in rhymes of gold.
Chorus:
Hips that sway in candlelight,
A bard's delight, a wondrous sight,
In medieval halls they gleam,
Her hips, a mesmerizing dream.
Beneath the moon, by starry streams,
Her hips inspire the sweetest dreams,
In troubadour's enchanting lore,
Her hips, a song forevermore.
Chorus:
Hips that sway in candlelight,
A bard's delight, a wondrous sight,
In medieval halls they gleam,
Her hips, a mesmerizing dream.
So ends this tale of hips divine,
In bardic verses, they entwine,
A timeless dance, a lullaby,
In echoes of a medieval sky.
My Guy Made a whole Text love it 😂😂
under appreciate comment
This is some serious talent
My man
Sincerely, it is GENIUS !!!!
Well, we already knew Shakira doesn't age, but I never thought she was THAT old
She is secretly an immortal witch from the medieval ages, I'm surprised she survived and wasn't burned.
@@navjotsingh2251 she came back
this fair maiden makes a peasant want to learn latin
Underrated comment.
@@andybullock77 thank you my good sir
Quod nomen tibi est (Etiam), Pulchra puella (Etiam)
Domus mea, Domus tua
@@ThePiquedPigeon I'm sorry, but I'm not fluent in boxes.
@@Fae_van Corrected ^-^'
Performing a sensual dance to distract his majesty while mine homegirl slips poison into his chalice.
LMFAOO
This should be a comic where some time traveling girls kill off historical figures (especially those who died under “mysterious circumstances”) and just kill them using ridiculous and downright comical methods like this.
That’s it, I’m on it...
Kottonkandy09 keep me updated
Kottonkandy09 Yes! Two best friends move to the city together. They’re broke but it’s okay, they’ve got each other. Now, they have to furnish their flat. They head to a local Goodwill. There they discover a funky antique sitting on a last markdown shelf. They purchase it. It’ll be a perfect centerpiece on the coffee table. One of them is polishing it and notices a strange quote: “Say where you hope to go, for you I will show.” Odd. She keeps fiddling with it and a portal opens...
These are the comments I live for
I miss the days of Shack Eirah, Lady Brittany of Spearce and thy children of destiny 😢
Also the herbal lasses
And Saint Aguilera!
M'lady Eliott...🌹
😂😂😂😂🔥children of destiny
And Milady of Cyprus
It's honestly astounding how much this song sounds more appropriate in a medieval style than in a modern variant.
it actually almost sounds better this way ngl
Naah
@@roo.pzz4380No
@@roo.pzz4380 this is good but the actual song is also a banger
Right! I kinda prefer it - slaps even harder!
When the pub gets a little wild and mary shows her ankles
One night at ye carnival i showed thy ankles and shoulders, what a scandalous night that was
Omg! Hell is filled with people like you, sinners
@@sarahmiller320 Nobody jokes about showing ankles, that's so indecorous
@@ferramirezcoronado4130 Thou Lady Fernanda, I challenge thy to a duel at the peak of morning hour
Ooo she freaky 🥵
“Peasant boy, trust mine intuition and mine hips, for they lie not.”
Omg
🤣🤣🤣
propel thine posterior in identical motion of the sun's relevance to the earth
I DIED.
I literally choked 😭
This melody consistently manages to rouse the saucy harlot within me.
As an Irish drinking song says: "Show your legs to the country men" as in "dance for the men"
HAHAHA
The flute is everything
Could not agree more
@@riadboubekeur395try
“Thy ankles shan’t lie” - Shakira 1430
HAHDJAA 1430
underrated.
Bro i just wanna say holy shit. it was on like 10 likes while the rest of the comments were like 10k likes.
favorite verse amen
This is the one
this is weird but in the arabic calendar the song actually released in 1430 lol
this was the song in the parade after my sister was hung for being a witch.
Excellent. Prithee send thine regards to the good sir whost hath killed the witch.
Praised be
burnt at the stake
I hath be alive thy dear sister
I- I- I don’t know what to say
I remember it clearly...I was 13 and it was my first time at our local tavern with my brother. Some bathers played this piece. the whole tavern turned into a never-before-seen dance floor. It became one of the greatest and most well-known songs of the 13th century. Today, many hundreds of years later, a young Colombian woman sings to this melody and also makes me feel good. But happy to re-hear this old original version. How nostalgic...
I love this pre-pandemic hits.
1340´s were rough years
😂
who else has got this recommended 700 years later
I did fine sir 👲
Forsooth, when I first heard yon banger Constantinople still stood!
Verily
I didn’t I watched it when it was posted I’m a time traveler
I’ve learned the ways in wich you modern folk speak
“All today's kids listen to is mainstream garbage”.
Today's kids:
420th like
Lmfaoooo😭😭😭
🔥
Yeah 🤣
Honest the Bardcore version of Shakira is better
Heard this song after 700 years. Ahh Those good old days.
This unironically slaps so hard
Makes me want to show my ankles to the blacksmith's son
woah woah woah
I see the Henry Turner reference
oop-
Uh oh, I guess I have shown more than just ankles. But just had to say ankles
😳 Oh my
THIS is why all those people in France dropped dead from dancing
Hips don't *die
Germany* not France it was quite strange tho
@@ahhyes3631 it was part of the HRE, but then it went back to France
I thought Germany but close enough
It's France, haven't you seen puppet history - "the dancing plague"??????
Jokes aside, I just love how the song sounds so cheerful in both version and makes you feel better.
Plague Doctor: You have 3 minutes left to live.
Me: *Listens to this*
Plague Doctor: Wait, that's 3:31 mi--
Rat: I'll allow it.
Actually the flees that caused the plague .
UNDERRATED 💀
real I'm the Plague Doctor
Forgive me father, I want to shake my pelvis back and forth.
JAILLLL 🤬🤬🤬
and sideways
i cant-
i- 💀
Forgive mine iniquity Father, for my gyrating square hips is thrusting itself to damnation.
Funny how Shakespeare hasn't released anything after this song came out
Hahahaha
OWNED XDDDDDDDD
Shakespeare didn’t write music btw
@@yusufgazi7 that's the joke
Shakespeare aint dead he living on an island with 2pac!
Ankles don’t lie. A masterpiece
Back in 1472 I foolishly struck a deal with a fae that I would be granted faelike immortality until this song becomes popular again... I lived through the centuries seeing many styles of music come and go, and especially music from the 15th century become utterly forgotten and honestly thought I'd be safe from the fae's bargain... But like any man who dares to bargain with the fae I was an utter fool as I realized when I heard this song being played again! And now... I am seeing gray hairs in my head and wrinkles appear in my eyes! My time appears to have come at last....
1347 - stay at home to avoid the plague
2020 - stay at home to avoid the plague
ironically, the music is the same
Ahhaahahahaahhahaahhaahahhaahahahahhahhah
History repeats itself
LOLLLLL
Oh no you didn't.... yep you actually went there 🤨
Coincidentally. Not ironic.
Forgive me Lord, lust has taken control of me; I'm tempted show my shoulders on this fair evening
Username checks out
For shame.... Harlot!
How detestable! For shame!!
It actually works
Harlot>:(
remember it as if it was yesterday. I heard the song for the first time in the market square during an execution. All the screams and the cool beat went well together, I'm still on the vibe. In 1280 I had the time of my life. Then I died of typhus, I became very old, almost 24. I am happy that after my reincarnation I can hear the songs of my youth again. Thank you 😅
Imagine the bards playing this literally in the 1400s tavern…. People would completely be mesmerized by the rhythm and melody. Obviously they’d be puzzled by the unfamiliar notes of it but will start to love it…. Probably declare it the music from the heavens. This music would have become so popular that it would make it to the castles of kings and queens they would listen to it every day!
And than one day people will realize that the bards were actually time travelers gone into the future and came with the music of the 20th century! What a tale it would be……
I'd love to read a novel about this!
The way this music is made I bet there could be a movie about this time traveling bards ….. forget about the novel 😉
The church would try to ban it. They HATED polyphonic music.
@@trulysalman84 Keep talking..
I could absolutely see it being really popular in medieval Spain specifically BEFORE The Reconquista
“ankles don’t lie” by shakespeara
I cant breat𝚑 𝚎
I literally choked
I wanna cry 😂😂
Sis Tea gold 😭 😂
Mwahahahahah! Shakespeara
"dear! is there a storm brewing outside?!"
"Nay, tis that next door maiden flaunting her ankles again! the deviant!"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
XD
My lord 😂
The ankles thing is from the early modern period. Probably would have been like, calves or something lol
@@usedx115x "gasp! How scandalous! Calves be the sacred meat above thy ankles!!"
This is really one of the best instrumentals of this fabulous song. Literally not a single beat is missed.
I had tickets for a Skakira show in the 1340s......but than that damn Plague came and the taverns were closed.
Shakira: "i admire thou, my Knight"
Shakiras hips: "no, she doth not"
Shakira: "thou be damned, hips."
THIS ONE IS MY FAVOURITE
Why did this make me laugh so hard? 😂
XD
Underrated
OMG
*twerks in 50 pounds of heavy medieval armour*
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahshshs
*sighs in medieval*
My lord, I doth tryith to silently pass.
But I be dus be dummy thicc,
And the clanking of mine arse be alerting the guardsmen.
Now that's what I call buns of steel.
je twerke en ce moment même.
Only 1200' kids will remember
Are you telling me this song hasn't always sounded like this
If women played this back in 1500s they would be accused of witchcraft.
💯
Or they would be fascinated 😳
Yes. A "witch" would play this music to entrance men to follow her every Beck and call
Not of whitchcraft but of tempting men... No, I'm not exaggerating, that was an accusation, and while it did not lead to an execution it was harshly punished, then carry on with the social stigma for the rest of the life.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Oh infant when thou speak like that..thou makes a maiden go insane”
Lollll😂😂
LMAOOO 😂😂😂😂
Periot
So be of wisdom and continue living as part of the body (...of Christ)
“Infant” 🤣
*Moves hips historically
this one really works for the medieval style though!
"Thy bones of the pelvis sway ever so gracefully, I doeth not spread falsehood, foolish man!"
😅
@Cersei Lannister it's not the real one!
Just Some Guy without a Mustache
oh my god. I was seriously not expecting to see you here but I’m actually not even that surprised at this point
@@Solush. "You are correct, comrade. I am merely doing this for fun, good for you to spot it!"
@Cersei Lannister Quiet woman
Ah this song makes me wanna show my ankles.
@George Washington Oh no, your grace! I have made a grave mistake! How dare I cross the line!
What a Scandal!!!
jajajajaja
Azakyuuun B Is that Melissa from the Beware of the villainess webtoon I see as your profile pic? And you listen to medieval style music as well. *Careful everyone! We've got a cultured person here* !
@@Vera-wl7fy Aye there fellow comrade! If you understand this much info. *You're* *also* *a* *cultured* *person* **wink wink
I love to read comments under any bardcore song
the Renaissance Festival is about to be crazy
"Thy child-bearing hips shan't bear falsities"
Underrated
😂 this
Bruh.
It's hard to get away with copying a comment when yours shows up directly under the other one
Damn, someone else posted the same comment 2 months before you....
Only 1000's kids will remember this
LMAOO
wtHHHH
LOL
here 😔🤚🏻
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This is one of the few times where someone gets the medieval style right! 100% A+++
My village danced to this to celebrate that we all made it through the winter
So many people are showing their ANKLES!
HAVE SOME DECENCY PEOPLE!
Yo,but like was that an actual thing?? Like was it rlly considered indecent if ankles were shown??
@@e1901 yes
@@TheWipal uP
Eysha Jaffery still is in some places
Never
"She makes a man wanna speak Latin"
Sharkira has lebanese heritage, this is peak ottoman bazaar tunes.
@@estabonrolon4851 Lesbian heritage
@@jjnix95 scientifically impossible... all her ancestors did it straight at some point.
I'd imagine shakira would be in southern Spain called a gypsie. I mean she literally has a song called gypsie lol
Wingnut353 I showed your comment to my sister and she went off at you for being homophobic...
There truly is no hope for some people, is there?
This rlly takes me back to my middle school days... in the 1430s....
Imagine yourself as a king or queen sitting in the throne room listening to this. Room full of medieval people, belly dancers, guests, musicians, servants, guards listening to this grand performance. 😁
TikTok : When you say "very well" instead of "ok"
"Shakespeara Shakespeara" ✨🎶
BAHAHAHAHAAHA LH YM GOF
me.
Lmao
Why did i hear this one 😂
Noice😂
*medieval twerking *
okay wait 7 months later I need to edit this I can't believe I used the ______ twerking comments before they were cool I'm adding this to my resume
BAHAHA IM DOING THAT RN LMAO
Make sure your ankles are covered tho
💀💀💀💀
*Shows a little ankle*
Pitchforks and torches ready to burn the witch
The comments of this video are ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN!
Thine hippith don't lie
I feel so nostalgic hearing this, good old days when our single concern was about being burned to death, tied on a shaft, falsely accused of witchcraft
Few of the Salem trials lead to burning. a lot of hanging, and one man was crushed
I don't want to spoil the fun but large witch hunts and public burnings are more of an early modern than a medieval things. There are recorded witchcraft and sorcery court hearings throughout the medievals but those were largely individual cases and not symptomatic for a broader sorcery hysteria. Apart from that, people sentenced to death by church courts for sorcery were mostly hung or drowned and not burned.
This is poetry
The good ol' days
We still have plagues!
*Me:* might I request thou passeth the aux cord?
*Minstrel:* thou hadst better not play something unpleasant
Me:
The best comment
LOOOL
A+
One of my favorite singer is in the comment section.
WHEEZING
Absolute banger
This song slaps harder then my mom’s slipper
Someone on Instagram said “might act up and show a little ankle to this song🥴” dkmmm 😭😭😭
😭😭😭
it seems like u trusted the baguette🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dylan Johnson huh?
I was here wayyyy before you had 1.4k likes!
We used to dance to this in the club in 600AD. I miss those days.
Lmfao best comment 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahha 😅
Me too 😅
I think you drunk a lot of wine young lady, it was in the 13th century
Those good ol’ times😿
My goodness this is beautiful.
This song slaps more than it has any right to.
I used to play this song in the wagon in hopes that m’lady would show me her handkerchief and spare a crumb of ankle
A crumb of ankle😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm Dying!-💀😭😭
looool
A CRUMB OF ANKLE
Mayhaps a wrist if she is feeling scandalous
Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
@Gi Gi meanwhile the rats: 💃💃💃💃💃
Just vibes
@@newbiechu7024 this song was actually written by rats during the black plague
@Gi Gi im sure he knew phones didn't exist
What is a cellphone my lord ?
''My Ankles Doth No Lie'' - Lady Shakira
I came here from a tik-tok post saying that owners of the account used this song in their final project, because their teacher only listens to 16th century music. I was definitely not disappointed by the full version.
1420: "we shall have a feast after the plague"
2020: "we shall have a feast after the plague no cap"
💀💀💀
history repeating itself like
I saw somewhere that there is a plague every 100? Years? Idk
@@padmashree984 probably
@@elius1548 yo i made a creepy remix of this song so do check it out if ur interested th-cam.com/video/1dv-aNBl68k/w-d-xo.html
this would have had me shaking my mf bones on the way to be burned at the stake for witchcraft
Well if not for that, your username would've done the trick.
Once I saw a bee drown in honey and I understood LMAO
Once I saw a bee drown in honey and I understood true but i can’t help who i am
literally tho
thank you fatal gonorrhea
Proof that music never ages. ❤️
Biblically accurated Shakira
it’s concerning the amount of you who know middle english.
StxrryNxght Right? Fucking native speaking jerks. It‘s like english 0.5 and I have to try so hard to decipher that shit. But they just smash it into their keyboards like it‘s nothing
Lmao true
I'm more in awe than concerned.
@@Schlecht_und_Teuer Years of learning shakespeare would do that
Takiyah Walker Shakespeare is technically modern English, as are most of the “Middle English” comments! Here’s Middle English from part of Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales: I wol biwaille, in manere of tragedie, the harm of hem that stoode in heigh degree, and fillen so that ther nas no remedie to brynge hem out of hir adversitee. (Middle English is actually so darn cool if you have any interest in hybridization of languages. Germanic English was slowly being influenced by French, and you get this weird, confusing conglomeration that ended up becoming modern English. The above looks vaguely like modern English but is pronounced very Germanic.)
I miss dancing this with Monalisa when she was still single
😭😭😭
Oh honey that was Leonardo himself in drag 🙈
Jalen Villanueva oh well then... I can go for him
That was the Renaissance but this is till funny
She’s married? Lmfao
Ok but why is it so good ???
"thou hips doth lie."
-Sheakiera
“What sort of music you into?”
It’s complicated...
😂😭😫
"Bardcore" and leave them thinking you said hardcore
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TTTTania expecting to get my husband with this line
It be-eth complicated.
When the fair maiden shakira showed a pieceth of her leg, the moors immediately began the learningth of castilian
@Ma Pa woooooo! my bf is Catalan whoooo
Hey, softboy, are you from Jalisco?
@Ma Pa this was mostly a joke, but I never considered she was of Catalan descent. I thought I made a historical mistake but didn't feel the need to argue. Thanks for the input. My joke is mostly trying to stay historically accurate.
But yea Spanish sub cultures/languages are very diverse.
Castilian refers to the Spanish spoken in Spain. It shouldn’t be Catalan since that’s a completely different language
Ma Pa it shouldn’t be Catalan because that refers to the Catalan language, and Castilian is the Spanish spoken in Spain. And since shakira is known for singing in Spanish and the Moors were in Spain for quite some time, saying Catalan wouldn’t make sense.
"Thy woman hips doth tell unspoken truths".
This version is legendary 🔥🔥🔥
I didn’t know thy hips can commit the sin of lying.
Whether or not they can, 'tis common knowledge that they do not.
That’s the whole point. They can’t.
They should be burnt at the stake
NICOLE what shall your husband and kinds think?
*_what should've played when Flynn Rider and Rapunzel were dancing at the castle celebration thing_*
Lmaoo 💯
I can so see this playing,this would have been awesome
Truee
Omg yes
DUDE! I COULD PROOF THIS.
just pause the rapunzel video and play this one of shakira after. th-cam.com/video/Tpqpq0mPMl8/w-d-xo.html I could't help myself
Queen Elizabeth II's childhood compilation
We danced around a Maypole to this at our wedding last week
jokes aside, imagine how cool this music would be for the medieval people
I thought the same thing 😂. Like how would they dance it I mean obviously not like Shakira 😂 😂 probably jumping around and stuff like they did 😂
@@jaasonmiller riight :D
@@jaasonmiller they'd be like shakirith shakirith
Korano Sponsano Tekiode Okurishimas SHAKIRITH SHAKIRITHDHFHSHDHD
I’m sure they had some bangers
Children these days know not of thy classics. Tis’ a shame.
Shame 😞
Only 1430 kids remember
Emunah • YHWH's Creation and succeeded, judging by the likes.
@Emunah • YHWH's Creation shut yo bitch ass up
Lady Shaque of Hira - "Thy hips dost not lieth"
This brought a tear to my eye, too beautiful!
🥲
I remember I was burned at the stake for dancing to this at a tavern
Worth it
Lol wut? 😂😂
@@DibIrken lmao it’s a joke
Underrated lmfao
What a coincidence I was burned for being a witch
Maiden:"Makes me want to show my ankles to the Blacksmith's son"
Me: Tapestries or it didn't happen m'lady
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Wheezing 😂 fetcheth the local wise woman for I am dying of laughter m'lady
My knight, this can be considered as an attempt upon my life for I nearly died of laughter
THIS ONE. THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT
But the tapestries bear immortality beyond her years, surely one cannot ask a fair maiden to forever bear this one time lapse in morals to confess love to the blacksmith's son.
I played this while I was playing Baldur's Gate 3 and it's been such an extra delight lol 😄 highly recommend
This helped me through the black plague pandemics. ❤
Her mead ale brings all the squires to the yard.
Guillermo Jr Boy lmfaoooooo
This is such an underrated comment
You made me giggle
Giggle in the most manly way ofcourse
Yup
@@anoniemonbekenden8159 I imagined a horse neighing😂😂😂
This manuscript section is lithen.
😂😂😂
Do thy meant the Forum?
Bro i- 🤣
😭😭🤣 please.
Fuck you, take my like
Thou hath released utmost mesmerizing tunes unto thy commons