Taunting in Morrowind vs Taunting in Skyrim

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ย. 2024
  • You can't beat Morrowind's taunting system!
    #memes #morrowind #skyrim

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  • @bobcabbit6343
    @bobcabbit6343 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Yeah, that's about how strong the guards in Morrowind are.

    • @steveo3947
      @steveo3947 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Until you achieve CHIM

    • @betteryou7hanme
      @betteryou7hanme ปีที่แล้ว +27

      the first time you lay hands on a set of Ordinator armor. mmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @chavzone
      @chavzone ปีที่แล้ว

      @@betteryou7hanme that one quest reward: "Here, have a set of our Ordinator armour. But if we catch you wearing it, we'll kill you!"

    • @zhazan42
      @zhazan42 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Please, that Balmora guard by the sword of woe has got another thing coming.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@betteryou7hanme Then it's Ebony mace to the face time.

  • @Saveme1993
    @Saveme1993 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Stamina bar depleted before damage, * chef's kiss *

    • @5-sf
      @5-sf ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The attention to detail in these is impeccable for sure

  • @darkmaster7411
    @darkmaster7411 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Who in their right mind wants to piss off the morrowind guards?!

    • @redbeardsteelskin6723
      @redbeardsteelskin6723 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Depends, am I starting a new game? Cause if so, i'm powerleveling :D

    • @Thor.Jorgensen
      @Thor.Jorgensen ปีที่แล้ว +51

      To get their armor set for your collection. That collection you have all over the floor in that house that you took from that bloke you murdered to have his house all for yourself.
      Yes, put it next to the pillow collection pile.
      Just Morrowind things.

    • @MaxPower-ke5rq
      @MaxPower-ke5rq ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Thor.Jorgensen it’s pretty tedious, but I’m working on making my house look like a dragon’s hoard. I’m talking PILES ( I’m going for at least half height of the character) of gold and gems everywhere. Here’s hoping I don’t crash the game too soon
      🤞😁🤞

    • @pandalover900
      @pandalover900 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MaxPower-ke5rq iirc there's a limit to the number of loose items in the cell you're in, and when you go over that, the game starts lumping them into loot bags. Without mods, this might no be possible with just septims. Stacking armor might though, especially the bulky ones

    • @AsukasButler
      @AsukasButler ปีที่แล้ว +2

      N'wahs...

  • @greg0050
    @greg0050 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    The Nerevarine at low levels would get the shit kicked out of him.
    But the MF Dragonborn is a psychopath, and everyone in Skyrim should rightly fear them.

  • @djwoody1649
    @djwoody1649 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The fact the fatigue went down first in the Morrowind one is perfect.

    • @LonHunKoc
      @LonHunKoc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Attention to detail

  • @morganlloyd6351
    @morganlloyd6351 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Dead man's shoes is the British film , truly underrated classic

    • @chriscooper1449
      @chriscooper1449 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "ee woz a fokkin nana"

    • @Toto-95
      @Toto-95 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you king !

    • @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
      @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, it's quite honestly underrated, usually when people say that it's not the case (in so much that whatever they're talking about is widely known and respected), but in this instance I have to agree. Even in the UK I've found that it isn't particularly well known, which is a surprise if I am honest, given the general love for the other work he has done.
      For those who read this that haven't heard or watched it. I highly, highly recommend it.

    • @poiuyt975
      @poiuyt975 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paddy Considine was incredibly intimidating in that scene. It shows even here. :)

    • @shanebobey9435
      @shanebobey9435 ปีที่แล้ว

      Knew I recognized it. Forgot the name. Thanks for reminding me! Shane Meadows is a legend.

  • @writerlairchannel2636
    @writerlairchannel2636 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Taunting in Skyrim: basically Constantine casual conversation

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Taunting to provoke in Morrowind be like:
    "Fine, I give up... be a shame if I *sleep in your bed*

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    *Playing as a Redguard* and meeting corrupt Markarth guards that were trying to put me in prison cos I was an “Outsider” hit a little different.

    • @chavzone
      @chavzone ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Thrown into the prison industrial complex, just for smoking a little Nirnroot!

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      chavzone - caught me with an unlicensed Glass sword and a bottle of skooma - which I was holding for a friend - we set up to fail.

    • @AsukasButler
      @AsukasButler ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least they didn't call you an N'wah. Playing a Redguard in Morrowind and being called an N'wah REALLY hits different.

    • @saltymemesmith
      @saltymemesmith ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds a safe town to buy a house, thanks for the awesome tip.

  • @AlchemistOfNirnroot
    @AlchemistOfNirnroot ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The Dead Man's Shoes part is too quiet. Great film btw. Nice touch where the guy heads to the cart at the end.

  • @cjfox7674
    @cjfox7674 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is why i like this channel where else im i going to see a dead man shoes scene being used in an elder scrolls meme

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you very much 😁

    • @cjfox7674
      @cjfox7674 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MyTwoPence feel bad for the dragonborn Can't be easy knowing his brother lost his virginity to some thalmor skank

  • @Dirtyro0ster
    @Dirtyro0ster ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dead man's shoes is the name of the movie from the last edit. I strongly recommend people watch it, it's one of the best British made movies out there.

  • @Bigby-von-Wolfburg
    @Bigby-von-Wolfburg ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Your works are beyond words and measure as well. The attention to detail gives back a true experience. Thanks for making my day ^^

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I give Thieves and Bandits who stop me one chance to walk away
    I don't tell them a second time

    • @michealforguson5317
      @michealforguson5317 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Your money or your life."
      Me: What the-?! Do I look like I'm rich to you?!
      "Fine by me." *Starts attacking me.*

  • @ashhathaway4144
    @ashhathaway4144 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm laughing hysterically right now! Epic vid, thanks for making this.

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for watching

  • @djwoody1649
    @djwoody1649 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everyone watch Dead Man's Shoes if you haven't it's the film in the last clip and it's amazing.

  • @juantony
    @juantony ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have such power for not killing that Thalmor trash on sight.

  • @HarryisI
    @HarryisI ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Daily Reminder that Dead Man's Shoes is the best thing to come out of the Midlands since Stilton

  • @Mr-Eleven
    @Mr-Eleven ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew peter was gonna flip out when I saw that speech craft go up but man that health bar sure brought me ptsd

  • @patheticraw6939
    @patheticraw6939 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When a Dunmer calls you an N’wah you know it’s going to be your last checkpoint

  • @UtubeH8tr
    @UtubeH8tr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    With the death of this character, the threads of fate are severed.
    Reload a save or persist in this doomed world.

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:39 kid: your a poop nose!! Morrowind skill level up: aaaaaaaaah….. 😇

  • @troythefrog4084
    @troythefrog4084 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for your hard work, we all appreciate it.

  • @gb9884
    @gb9884 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That makes me......angry

  • @darkushippotoxotai9536
    @darkushippotoxotai9536 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am gonna say this : when games can just take a sample from a voice actors and generate voice lines for text on the fly, The freaking flood gates are gonna open. Imagine baldur's gate level of dialogue with full VA and you can just add your own voice to your protagonist.
    I am drooling

  • @lukemorgan6166
    @lukemorgan6166 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For some reason the vivec guards would forever attack me regardless of my acceptance of vivec himself so I had to beat them down every time I went through a door

    • @CriticalHat
      @CriticalHat ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You were probably wearing ordinator gear, they attack on site if you are.

    • @nerdyfellow7740
      @nerdyfellow7740 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CriticalHat I discovered last night that they only attack if you wear an Indoril helmet or cuirass. They don’t care about any other part of the set - I guess those parts aren’t sacred.

  • @spartandud3
    @spartandud3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Skyrim: Why don't more people become adventurers.
    Morrowind: Oh, right. The dying.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a wise man once said: "You shouldn't punch people, but its the only way some people will learn; that's one of the difficulties of being a grown-up."

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:44 YOU N’WAH!!!!….. 😡

  • @asahearts1
    @asahearts1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The second one wasn't so much a taunt as an intimidation. I would **** off, too lol😂

  • @ianlove4876
    @ianlove4876 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The "you n'wah" part gets me everytime

  • @chavzone
    @chavzone ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ha! Fine words coming from the wrong end of a Guar!

  • @rudiruttger
    @rudiruttger 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's just the customary manner in which one addresses the Thalmor

  • @circlebar2258
    @circlebar2258 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    fuck that movie is intense

  • @michealforguson5317
    @michealforguson5317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Taunt Failed*
    "You are pathetic."
    Me: Oh, really now? If I'm pathetic, then what does that make you?
    *Taunt Successful.*
    "That does it!"

  • @oscar_jjuarez5266
    @oscar_jjuarez5266 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ive NEVER played a Skyrim but these are great 😂🤣

  • @troythefrog4084
    @troythefrog4084 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep up the incredible and amazing work.

  • @colincodes
    @colincodes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    :52 Light Armor Increased to 14

  • @tyizeo1912
    @tyizeo1912 ปีที่แล้ว

    The speech lvl up was gold

  • @cringefest4999
    @cringefest4999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly going through the entire main questline just to get the Imperial dragon armor is SOOOO worth it

    • @Ace2014Ace
      @Ace2014Ace ปีที่แล้ว

      Just put on the grey cowl, then kill them for no bounty.

  • @fatalpenguinful
    @fatalpenguinful ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish my heaven to be any elder scrolls game but goddamn, morrowind was the 1st for me and it holds a very special place in my heart.

  • @maiq5228
    @maiq5228 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The first two were perfect. The third was... disturbing

  • @DaveC2729
    @DaveC2729 ปีที่แล้ว

    Huh, I never had any of those conversations with the Thalmor. I'd always either attack them or, if I wanted them to attack first, I'd just be like, "Yeah, I worship Talos, what are you gonna do about it!" I never actually seriously talked to one.

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have to try that

  • @brighterphantom4530
    @brighterphantom4530 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're a poop nose!
    *0:40** intensifies*

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:59 what are you up to? 😂

  • @drwilyecoyote5357
    @drwilyecoyote5357 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    literally me to the thalmoor.

  • @skollmemes9960
    @skollmemes9960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karl pilkington gets angry

  • @JoeEnderman
    @JoeEnderman ปีที่แล้ว

    The Morrowind one is perfect. Don't ask me how I got that far on the Guard's bad side.

  • @omegawolfbrony
    @omegawolfbrony 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Morrowind guards could take on Dagoth Ur one-on-one.

  • @worldrpggames
    @worldrpggames ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hands down, one of the best RPG games ever made. I'm glad I was a kid with a lot of free time when this game came out.🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheGreegles
    @TheGreegles ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You actually get the silver/gold guards armour about 2 in game weeks after finishing Oblivions main quest, you have to speak to one of the blades first.
    The armour is complete dogshit though, same weight and protection as the steel version you can loot off dead guards.

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But not that one :(

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not the Imperial Watch Armor though, that's flagged as unplayable in the construction set.

  • @gavinultsch6790
    @gavinultsch6790 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bravo, good sir.

  • @Zephirah
    @Zephirah ปีที่แล้ว

    When do the Thalmor call you dragonborn ? I dont remember that

  • @cghygyy
    @cghygyy ปีที่แล้ว

    that final one uses that super obscure paddy constantine film right?

  • @jackdoe552
    @jackdoe552 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant.

  • @troythefrog4084
    @troythefrog4084 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Classic Morrowind W

  • @1ShepardCZ
    @1ShepardCZ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's accurate

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:43

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb ปีที่แล้ว

    0:41

  • @Mac12366
    @Mac12366 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😢

  • @Lobocyfer
    @Lobocyfer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10/10

  • @RIPbennyharvey
    @RIPbennyharvey ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now that’s not very nice, I don’t sound like that at all, you’re making me sound like the adoring fan.

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb ปีที่แล้ว

    0:15

  • @chardevi
    @chardevi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    aaahahaha 🤣🤣

  • @blurryf4i
    @blurryf4i ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2nd one is fake. He should have missed 90% more of those hits

  • @troythefrog4084
    @troythefrog4084 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    50\10 W

  • @chellebethel
    @chellebethel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfect. 🥰❤️

  • @Mustlord_Guitar_Ambient
    @Mustlord_Guitar_Ambient 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ugh, family guy and Morrowind do not belong together. It's like doing a Crunkcore remix of a Beethoven symphony.

  • @reformedtoxic1488
    @reformedtoxic1488 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    what movie

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:08

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:24

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb ปีที่แล้ว

    0:44

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:18

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:59

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:03

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:41

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:26

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:06

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:02

  • @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb
    @ZacharyLamb-rc8qb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:28