Using ridiculous methods to combat trivial crimes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ค. 2021
- I did every wrong thing possible as a police officer, and it ended terribly.
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Kevin: fines someone for jaywalking
Kevin literally 3 seconds later: *jaywalks*
Realistic
To stop crime, Kevin becomes crime.
It's not a required step, nor an advised one, but it gets the job d- ... well it gets a job.
@@ghostderazgriz note to self: commit several war crimes before my job interview because crime gets the job.
Oh you're going 5 over the speed limit? Well I, a highway patrol am going to pull an illegal U-Turn mid highway, speed to over 100mph to catch up to you to write you a ticket :)
That's real life cops
If I called the police and Kevin showed up, I think I'd just arrest myself...
@@jacobburch7555 dont reply to them, thats just a bot. report and ignore
just look a bit sad and he'll be merciful
Might aswell shoot before he does
You know it would just end up as a suicide by cop
Don't forget about the police brutality
When the policemen said "It's fine" after the guy complained about having to pay money, I choose to believe he was making a pun.
That part where Kevin didn't know the speed limit reminds me of the time I was pulled over, then had to sit and wait about 5 minutes for the cop to go and actually check the limit.
Did you get the ticket?
@@jasmin12401 Yeah I did. Probably should have said something since the guy didn't even know the limit, then again that might have made things worse lol.
“You’re guilty of… something. Just not quite sure yet. But DEFINITELY something!”
@@Max-ui7yf should of fought it in court probably could of gotten it thrown out if you had a recording of the cop not knowing the limit he pulled you over for
@@ztm454 no, the limit was still broken. Just because a cop second guesses himself and then checks to make sure he’s writing a valid ticket doesn’t mean that alone will get the ticket dismissed
"I did every wrong thing possible as a police officer"
How very Kevin of you, Kevin
That’s why the call him Kevin
@high creative blood.. SHUT UP BOT
it's Jim Pickens on the radio giving the orders 🤣
He changed the title. :/
@@mathunit1 He does that quite often. Wonder why
Imagine entrusting Kevin with not only the authority to arrest and fine people, but also entrusting him with deadly weaponry and non-lethal weaponry.
Deadly weaponry I can justify, but non-lethal? I have to draw the line there.
FishWaterEnjoyer 😆
All non-lethal weaponry becomes lethal weaponry in the hands of Kevin
He'd probably do great cause he's not a moron and knows the difference between reality and a video game
He's only allowed assault potato.
Kevin: *shoots right next to someone’s head and gets fired.*
Also Kevin: but did you die?
This reminds me of that one scene from On my Block
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 LMAO Those are religious swastikas, not Nazi ones. The Nazi one is tilted on its side.
You're such a failure, you actually fail at being a troll.
@@Keznen Yay I reported the fuck and his comment disappeared! I did a good!
And again
@@Keznen I didn't even know there was religious swastikas. What does it symbolize?
@@fagioli7063 It's originally from Hinduism. The right-facing symbol is called swastika, symbolizing surya ("sun"), prosperity and good luck, while the left-facing symbol is called sauwastika, symbolising night or tantric aspects of Kali. It's not entirely unusual to go to a Hindu temple and see a woman wearing clothing that has little swastikas on it.
It's also pretty ironic that the Nazis stole their symbol from non-Christian brown-skinned people. Like, they were such lazy asses that they couldn't even take a couple of hours to sit around a table and come up with their own symbol for their worthless movement. Master race, my ass, LOL.
You are now allowed to frisk {NpcGender}|gender(him,her).
Thats how you know the game was well coded.
Clearly a quality game we're dealing with here
It just doesn't feel comfortable presuming gender ;)
Can someone explain to me this? English is not my first language.
@@sparksfly5877 it's poor programming. The code is meant to print him or her based on gender of the player, but instead the entire code is printed.
@@mugu007
Thank you!
Recruiter: "So, what past experiences you have of law enforcement Kevin?"
Kevin: "It's complicated."
@hey bro why the hell there are so many bots, spamming links to some arabic shit under every video all of a sudden?
@@russianconservative because it's the same guy
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 LOL SUPPORT DATES KIDS
@@russianconservative )
@卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 ahh a facist, my pappy used to blow ye up with arty 10 at a time
Kevin: *stops a drunk driver*
Game: *police brutality*
the american way
@@suavefresh49 ignore them. They are either a bad troll or a bot that's been here ever since it was announced.
ACAB
@@yungjoemighty879 HELL YEAH
@@yungjoemighty879 cringe
"We don't have those rules in Ireland as far as I'm aware" Kevin- Kevin is this why you got hit by a car?
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 out of genuine curiosity, what does this comment even mean? I've seen a lot of people post em but don't understand the purpose behind it
@@FancyCat69 They're a bot. they post offensive shit until they get banned for...some reason? I honestly have no idea.
@@FancyCat69 Jack unfortunately lost his father, and people attempted to bully him about it like absolute cunts. That things either just a bot or some asshole with too much time and not enough empathy, and that's coming from a very apathetic person.
@@oscarpines7927 oh no poor Jack
@@oscarpines7927 ah, 'preciate it my friend
Kevin didn't tell me his name today. Was confused for the rest of the video
Who is Kevin?
Wait, this is a Kev video? He didn't say his name so I thought I was watching actual police footage.
@@beanface7408 omg same! I was so confused!
Who is this guy?
Kevin: "I want to change the system!"
Police Chief: "Every bright eyed rookie wants to change the system, but some things are too broke to fix."
Kevin: "There should be more shooting and unwarranted searches of property!"
Police Chief: "Actually those are very realistic goals."
"someone is jay walking" while running in circles on the street
"I'm gonna give as many tickets as I can so I can get that promotion" a little too real chief
Yeah they pick on people when they dont get enough
Honestly the issue nowadays is cops are encouraged to let criminals go so they don't become a "statistic"
@@just_a_tepig3611 in the us ?
@@loveitftw Yeah, you know the video of the thief with a shop cart walking right past a police officer in i think chicago
ACAB
getting fired for brutality and immediately getting a new job at a different department is pretty realistic
VERY common in the US, actually! 🤔 😬 🤦🏻♂️ 🤷🏻♂️
No it's actually not, once you do that, you are done
@@nickthelickno its not
I love how he actively commits jaywalking for the purpose of fining people for jaywalking
The future of AI law enforcement. "If the big red arrow says you've done something wrong, you've done something wrong."
I cant wait to live in a nightmare world where every punishment is dished out with fervor by a merciless machine
"You're an awful cop!" *gyrates away*
@卐Savetion卍 it's pretty obvious you're projecting. get some help, dude.
At this point Kevin is singlehandedly propping up the simulator industry
Gotta give Letsgameitout his fair dues
@@CraicDealer simulation games are fun for these reasons
He’s the leading cause of me buying games, lol. I have a fair few of the simulator games just because of Kevin.
Kevin I thought you’d want people to avoid crosswalks due to *the accident*
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 I really can’t believe TH-cam gets pissy over youtubers cursing but let’s commenters like these pass by no problem. Disgusting.
@J Dude
Wow that songs a masterpiece and like any good masterpiece it should be locked in a safe and thrown into a volcano so no one can reach it
I have no idea what this Salvation dude said, but judging by their username I can tell it's bad.
@Roblox Update Checker oooh ew, thanks for telling me
These games exist to prove how Kevin should never be given all this power, or any power in general
as Kanye West says, *no one man should have all that power*
@@idiotidiot5821 try and tell that to a mother of a teenager
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 Please don't make fun of death like that I lost my beloved grandfather as well and I was close to him. It's hard to see some one go like that. Let him deal with loss his own way.
@@bharatsadhnani4370 I'm sorry to hear that, but don't bother replying to the bot. On the off chance that they are a real person they'll just be happy that they've made your day a bit more depressing. But thanks for being a wonderful person :)
We need to keep Kevin powerless. Keep him on his low rung and we won't have to worry about the chaos he's capable of.
Imagine being handcuffed randomly and the cop runs off, 5 minutes later he turns the corner and surprisingly says "oh hey lady!!" 😂
6:15
"Who ever you're married to's gonna get a shock when you start acting differently"
Kevin would make a great possessive demon
Ah, yes, the killettos.
I was missing my daily forceful-nose-exhalation
Taste my steel...ettos
I love how Kevin's first instinct when playing a new game is try to get run over by a car
Projecting onto his character
the fact that you AND josh immediately thought "can I just keep calling tow trucks?" when playing this game is both concerning and glorious
Kevin: "Alright I can build up some credit so I can handcuff the innocent"
American police: write that down right that down
Of course there's cop hate on all things cop related, can't even watch a video like this without a "CoPs In ReAl LiFe:" joke. But I guess that's expected when people are stupid enough to believe what they see on the news or in social media. It's not like we have an overwhelming amount of evidence to suggest they've been lying for money for two hundred years or anything.
@@ki-kodevorne7318 seethe
More like Australian police, from what I hear
@@ki-kodevorne7318 they never go to America they just don’t understand
@@nthgthThey’re just copying us
The most unrealistic part of this game is cops getting fired for misconduct
Clearly you know nothing about the police
True, these days the media is getting cops fired for doing their job
@@benjivilla970 if it takes media attention to get a cop fired then clearly they are not being fired when theyre supposed to...
@@notagiraffe2867 you clearly love the flavour of cops’ boots 🤷🏽
@@lithiumkid no I’m white so
-"I'm back from my first day as a cop!"
-"Did you solve any crimes?"
-"Let's just say I was INVOLVED in a crime."
This has to be one of the most realistic sim games of all time. You murder an innocent person, lose your job, and immediately get hired at the next precinct over. They did a great job.
Realistic that Kevin can be fired repeatedly for brutality and keep landing new cop jobs.
"I did every wrong thing possible as a police officer" And we wouldn't have it any other way lols
@hey bro hey bot, I reported you
@J Dude BEGONE BOT
Kevin playing games wrong is best Kevin
"I did every wrong thing as a police officer"
Kevin you becoming a cop is the first thing wrong😅
@J Dude time to report
@@kylelopez7631 make sure you report their profile pic, for some reason, it'll give them a strike.
@@IamaPERSON thanks for the info. I didn't know that. So many of these bots in the comments these days
@@kylelopez7631 you're welcome
@@kylelopez7631 what was the J dude link about then
Getting fired from four police departments for brutality and getting to work a fifth day.
Truly this game takes place in America!
I mean, that's more reasonable than what actually takes place in America.
You wouldn't even be fired, just put on paid leave and then invited back like nothing happened.
@@jamiemunger2931 Just ignore reality if you can bash the US right?
Aha London Met by the sounds of it 😅
@@informant09. They think what you hear about is a majority
@@Psilomuscimolit is the majority
Kevin: makes character. Is immediately hit by car
Kevin doesn’t follow the law, the law follows him
The law follows him because he is the leading cause of crime in the area, and we love him for it.
Chases him more like
The fact I just got food and was searching for someone to watch and he uploads right now lmao
Same and the fact it was only 8 minutes after you is kinda ironic
Well he always uploads at 8pm gmt so it's quite easy to predict
It’s called coincidence , calm your pants
What yall got?
@@jurassicmurricorn7139 it's a sign.
Collecting CP while sending out random arrests seems pretty on theme for an officer
Cp? I guess I'll know which cp when I finish the video.
It's obviously Chilli Peppers. Key to understanding is in the context. Kev's a cop. Cops love donuts. Donuts are a snack. Chilli peppers are also a snack. There you go, CP= Chilli Perreps.peppers. i hate typing on a phone
HOW CAN HE STILL MAKE SO MUCH GOOD CONTENT WHILE MOVING TO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT COUNTRY?!
prerecording ig
wait where is he moving to?
@@InitialPC hes in spain now
@@rossrocs395 Stupid post
Day 122 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
turg
thank you kevin!!
@@sohamkhrt3526 hi!
Kevin has helped me so much through quarantine
Turg
finally, i can watch kevin roll playing an average american police officer
Yes TH-cam Algorithm, you are totally right, this *IS* Gta 5!
Kevin sees someone speeding past him as he he's an officer of the law "OH hey nice speed dude"
Lol, accurate
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 the fuck?
@@FrenchFries2 bait account
u could take off “as a police officer” and the title could still work
Hagrid
Congrats on the heart
@@IamaPERSON thank you !! Its my second day in a row getting a heart from our dear leader :)
@@notional7983 nice
20:28 Why does Kevin look like he's trying to snipe someone from the overpass. Like, he has the vantage point and everything!
Officer Kevin really has spidey-senses for petty crime
"My police sense is tingling."
Oh god! Kevin’s impersonating a police officer. Quick, call the police. Wait, that means Kevin would show up instead.
Nooo
All hope is lost
*shrugs* guess ill die
Its the kevin paradox.
kevin becoming a cop has to be the worst thing to happen to america
I think America was great worst thing to happen to America lmao
Thankfully I think this takes place in England
@@fungusonus Jaywalking being illegal in England is news to me.
@@MrSqurk I don't think it's based on real life events lol
@@fungusonus everybody is speaking in a General American accent though...
“I did everything wrong as a Police Officer”
Seems pretty normal to me in the Kevinverse!
Your pathetic
The Kevinverse.. wherein all games share a universe, once Kevin screws around in them. I like it.
weird how acting like an actual cop gets you fired in this
Idk issuing a dozen tickets for q minor violation is about right .
1 for the crime, 2 for the backtalk
I'm in actually awe how this simulator actually looks decent compared to what Kevin has played before in this channel 😂
Kevin I just want to say to you that the thumbnail is Beautiful, you have helped me get through my diagnosis of type one diabetes when I was 7, your videos have been a game changer for me, and I just want to thank you, have a good day.
Kevin: "That woman just jaywalked!"
Also Kevin: 3:44
When Kevin calls for a wrecker he means he needs a wrecking ball
The cut to the back of Kevin's head and he just throws his arms up caught me so off guard I almost snorted my drink
13:43 "So much money!" "It's fine" A fine fine, one might say 👮 👌
its such an outdated meme but the jimmyhere "it is wednesday my dudes" meme makes me laugh hysterically
He's really capturing the American police experience well for am Irishman.
"I may not understand it but im still gonna enforce it" perfect quote
ACAB
10:00 is the American cop experience
"I didn't even shoot him, I shot NEAR him" as the dude is dead on the ground
@@pluto3194 that was the exact part that made me think that, hahah
@@pluto3194 reminds me of the
“I thought it was my taser” situation
"I may not understand it but I'm still going to enforce it." If that's not almost every American police officer...
No, real police officers are amazing and risk their lives to protect us every day
@@Cowllies That's only in video games like this. The only dogs shot are when they attack and they need to defend themselves. And people don't get shot for jaywalking. You can't just look at memes and stuff because real cops are heroes obviously
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 hey fella what about them killing innocent bipoc and not suffering any concequences?
@@samcork831 What's a bipoc? And for people who talk about African Americans being killed and stuff, in many videos you can see they're attacked and it's self defense. But white people are killed too, you just don't see it. I don't talk about politics. We need equality and love, not hating others. I believe in equality just as much as everyone else, but not the extremes that some people do. I support black people AND cops.😊
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 man theres literally a page that lists how police dogs died and many of them died in the hands of cops.
Cops can literally pull the "ugu gaga, i felt threatened" and shoot anything.
Kevin's viewpoint on police brutality: "Everyone does it, it's a right of passage.". Well he's not wrong
14:40 Everyone in this game sounds so robotic. The cop looks a bit like the T-1000 so it's kind of justified for him though.
A game where you play as the T-1000, now THAT would be awesome
The severe lack of fire in this video is concerning
The police officers walk out see Kevin then immediately turn around. They must have heard rumours and want no part in it
Kevin has evolved into a modern American policeman
The video game version, yeah
😂
So crazy the Minneapolis PD released a game about their daily patrols.
Huh looks a bit like Toledo PD as well
Kevin uploading is the best part of my work day. I always take a break to watch ❤
Why dosnt kevin say "hey there friends hows it going, my name is kevin" amymore?
he changed his name
we're not his friends anymore :(
It's not going
a real challenge for Kevin would be playing ANY game as a pacifist
At like 5:00 there’s someone parked up next to a meter, and they’ve centered the meter next to their car. I don’t know how it works in the rest of the country, but where I live, you’re supposed to line up your front bumper with the meter, not the center of your car.
Some people do that anyway and it’s very annoying to have to park a block(or more) away because somebody’s taking up two spots instead of just one.
This is my in real life rant about a detail I saw in this year old video of things that happened in a video game.
I hugely appreciate the work you put in to continue posting daily content in the middle of a big move.
17:44
Doesn’t the game know? Kevin has no soul, you can’t guilt trip him.
Kevin, I forgot to give you a tip on your "going to Spain" video. Avoid Andalucia at all cost, the special dish there is Gazpacho, which iis a type of soup XD
"If only someone had told me Gazpacho soup was served cold I could've been an officer by now!"
"I can build up some credit so I can handcuff the innocent" had me in stitches
"Ridiculous methods to combat trivial crime"
Nah ah ah Kevin, remember the Call Me Kevn Motto.
"Nothing is too trivial, everything is permitted"
Person of culture right here
Woman uses crosswalk. Game: Jaywalking!
Woman jaywalks the entire time you were chasing her. Game: Nothing to see here.
Did I miss something, or only the "ethnic" npc's are the ones carrying switchblades?
Didn’t want to be the one to point that out 😂
They might as well go full retarded and make all the npc's non-white lmfao
And the weed?
I suppose biased cops are more realising, unfortunately :(
Dude, you really brighten up my day with you very random connecting jokes, it always gives me the laugh. Thanks!
Hope you been doing well woth your health and mental as well thanks for making us all laugh during some of our hard times we appreciate you kev
Kevin stumbling into enforcing New Yorks "stop and frisk" policy was too good 😂
Day "THIS IS THE FECK POLICE, HAND OVER YOUR TURG" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games
PLEASE that would make my day
Fun(ish) fact: the term jaywalking originated in the US as automobiles became more prominent. The word "Jay" was commonly used to describe someone as being "stupid" or "dull" and that combined with the word "walk" created the character "Jay Walker" which was used in PSAs to get people to stop walking out in the street with complete disregard for the presence of cars. That wasn't the best explanation of it, but there is plenty of interesting information about it online.
19:29 Imagine looking in the rear-view mirror and seeing that...
He’s already had more training than US Law Enforcement.
Right, well who ya gonna call when someone’s breaking in your house, you people need to shut up and be grateful that there are people to go work on shitty salary, dying while no one cares, and dealing with shut from people like you, suck it up and grow up, you think America’s got it bad? Move to North Korea, let’s here your complaints about their cops
Jaywalking was put in place by car companies because they wanted to blame the people walking for being run over by their cars, which were hard to control.
No, that statement is not true. Jaywalking laws were not put in place by car companies to shift blame onto pedestrians. The concept of jaywalking emerged in the early 20th century as cars became more prevalent on roads, and traffic rules were established to improve safety. Jaywalking laws were implemented to regulate pedestrian behavior and reduce accidents by creating designated areas for crossing streets.
The idea that car companies orchestrated jaywalking laws to blame pedestrians is a conspiracy theory and lacks historical evidence. Traffic regulations, including those related to pedestrian behavior, are generally developed and enforced by government authorities to ensure public safety and efficient transportation systems.
2.1k likes and 7 dislikes, that's what we like to see on the callmekevin channel (with over 2.73m subscribers!) Very impressive stuff kevin
Indeed! His likes have been up there lately!!
Yet 30k ppl have seen it and can't be bothered to leave a like when he takes the time out of his day everyday to make videos v.v
Omg
I didn’t even notice he’s now at 2.73M
Happy days
Now we just need him to get to 2.73M views and likes on each video and the world will be a better place
I hate people who can't be arsed to just click the like button if they watch someone's videos and like them.
Like come on.
He's not the only person having lots of views and very little dislikes but the rest couldn't be arsed to leave a like.
@@KrabbyPatty_ i dunno, i use my liked playlist pretty sparingly so i can go back and see content i really REALLY loved
"I did every wrong thing as a police officer"
Kevin fits in perfectly with law enforcement
21:58 "I'm arresting you for phasing through solid objects."
Yay!!!! Kevin has blessed us with an other simulator game!! 👌
Hey, Kevin. Please make this a series. I loved this vid a lot :)
Kevin's just playing as an LA cop, this is normal LA cop behavior
They train off of kevins videos
Watching Kevin is like watching Spongebob as a kid. I get really sad at the end card that it's ending...
19:23 I accidentally paused there and GOD what a terrible day to have eyes
If Kevin pulled me over I would be terrified not of being fined, but instead of him slashing my tyres, car seats and the car in general
10:03 Lol, got to love that bullet magnetism.
Day 42 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii
The NPC interaction on this was amazing.
This was perfect Kevin. Thank you!
Yes! I was hoping you would play this, Kevin. Looking forward to many shenanigans.
Unrealistic, you get punished for police brutality.
😂
Lol
Wow, did you think that one up all by yourself
@@KaleKellerSalad I had historical and systematic abuse of the african american populace to look to for background so no, I did not.
@@blackrocknrolla we’ll guess what, I’m black, you don’t speak for all of us-see I actually lived in Africa, Chad actually for 7 years, you better believe the cops here in America are saints