This is what happens when a psychopath is the law
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- The law is in my monstrous hands
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"Just because there are stripey lines on the road doesn't mean you can walk across"
- The driver of the "incident" ,2016
@@tpn0va941 I basically attempted to rap about why he's a horrible person. Keyword is ATTEMPT. But then I deleted it because it just seemed unecessary.
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS considering you threatened to stab someone with scissors, you definitely are.
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS self promoter strikes again
@Juan Cortez Muro another self promoter
We all know that was just future Kevin traveling back in time
“I deserve a promotion!”
**puts on bigger glasses**
“I have earned this!”
Never change Kevin.
Oivatank and a bigger mustache!
ikr i lost my shit omg
Kevin: everyone is under arrest and *sentenced to death*
Jim: everyones is sentenced to death and then under arrest
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS Axxl, you don't even make videos anymore, you liked your own comment TWICE (one with your alt, Axxl, the other like with this account), you threatened to shove scissors in someone's throat, and you THINK you deserve subs? Get your disgusting ass out of here, NOW.
@@IamaPERSON he did what? XD
@@corrosiveolive2231 He threatened to stab someone in the throat with scissors! Sounds crazy, but considering he's insane, it ironically makes sense.
@@IamaPERSON who where and when I see his comments on damn near everything XD
The city: Doesn't tolerate ruthless cops.
Also the city: Hires Kevin
A single ruthless cop *can't* be that bad, right?
@@qzeq *flashbacks to GTA San Andreas* no, not at all.
@Juan Cortez Muro fuck off
@@IamaPERSON me: drives next to a cop car
Cops *tough guy finger snapping*
Also me: shoots someone
Cops: Im going to pretend I didn't see that
Julia Mikrut yeah for real, y’all about mixed messages!
Keven: “Ok good he’s an idiot, ok bad I’m even more of an idiot” And proceeds to hand cuff himself.
This channel is beautiful
@@YoungAlienBoy I translated that to report you. Ok, if you want me to.
@Juan Cortez Muro I got my firewall on because of you and your viruses.
Oh the irony.
@@YoungAlienBoy No.
RadioactiveVinegar so glad I found this channel by complete random one night when I was waiting for the plug to re-up! xD
Which btw makes watching this particular video all the more hilarious!!!
2019: Coughing without a license? That's it.... come over here.
2020: ...
He would have shot him dead in his tracks if it was 2020.
@@e.n.strowd1949 your comment covered two current events you win this week like Biden is about to win
@@EpicGhostShadow don’t put politics into funny internet man
@@datoasterz6633 I was being sarcastic no matter who wins we're all fucked so might as well kill myself no matter what
hahaha nice one
I can’t believe Kevin grew a moustache just for this video!
Ikr! He should have it as his screen shaver!
Wow stupid idiot its a fakeee (see its funny because im funny)
@@Michaeljellicoe R/Woosh!! (finally got to use it)
@@NicholasJScott you are welcome
@Annie _ thank you
I don't remember Kevin chasing Joker in the movie!
Director's cut 2019
Hahaha I’m so glad someone else saw that
Person: *coughs slightly*
Kevin “STOP YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW”
"Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence"
@@Helperbot-2000 the fine is 50 million doy
League Painter Then pay with your blood!
"'STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW' -The potato faced guards of Cyrodiil (The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion)" -Sarcastic Dragon's Sarcastic loading screen 1 and 2.
@@eightredactionslater3706 nah he messed the quote up and wrote "stop there criminal scum you've violated the law"
This is not really Kevin, there wasn’t a zoom in on the “my name is Kevin” so we must expose this imposter
Reggie Jenkins...and there is no "but" in the title, either, so definitely a moustache wearing imposter.
Of course it isn't! Kevin doesn't have a moustache like that!
He’s just Kevin with extra stats into charisma, that’s why he has the sunglasses and nice mustache.
First the mustache, then the missing 'but' in title, then the missing 'kevo' in the corner, and now he doesn't even say his name in the intro... What is the world coming to?
Let me fix that title for you:
*Police Simulator Patrol Duty but i'm the one who should be arrested
I'm genuinly sad Kevin is starting to ditch the 'but' in his titles
@@sarahw3520 same, it's part of his legacy
@@YoungAlienBoy report you got it
@@YoungAlienBoy you do realize you helped make the song. Danny Phantom
super X697 thank god you fixed it
"I was wondering why is this game so dark, then I realised I'm wearing sunglasses"
Only Kevin would say that 😂
EmSprollie IS THAT A FUCKING FACT?!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HUU HUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SON OF A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HUUUUUIUUUU HUUUUUIUUU
Handsome With The Handgun k take a seat
Citizen: * breaths*
Kevin: Wait, that's illegal!
*breathes
@@blackparademistress1 *breaths
Kevin: *can't find the guy who's shooting at civilians*
Also Kevin: "It must've been the wind"
"What did I do?!" Kevin says with his car on the sidewalk.
Hello friend, just wanted to say your channel shows you're politically perfect, and your subscriptions do as well, that's why i'm here to congratulate you on me becoming your 69th sub!
Shit
@@ben_retrop5179 politically perfect? Would you mind explaining what you mean by that because as far as I'm aware there is no such thing as political perfection, you can line up perfectly with other peoples politics but the idea that there's one set way to do something that is objectively better than all others is utter nonsense and leads only to bias and partisanship which in the long run will betray you. Not trying to argue here, I just see the potential for a good discussion 👍.
@@SassyCassie89 He's politically great then, also i'd say most questions have an objectively correct answer
@@ben_retrop5179 not in terms of politics, I vote conservative but that's not to say I agree with everything they do. If labour suddenly shifted and fell in line with what I'd want then I'd vote for them, it would be right for me but maybe not for others.....I think I've smoked too much man haha
“Why is is E to get in and C to leave?” I guess it is not so E-C to be a policeman
Psyducktective
E-Z would have been better depending where you’re from
I'm genuinely upset at how funny I found this comment.
I'm curious of how you just pulled that off the top of your head using the vehicle information, it may be a bad pun but you've got some talent
retarded aussie yeah but E and Z aren’t the controls for getting in and out of vehicles in this game....
Everyone knows it’s EZ, which is why the joke was funny because it’s still super close
I honestly want to congratulate you because I love dumb jokes but I'm never able to come up with one
If you like playing horrible simulators, I suggest my life
:(
Mission: remain heterosexual
Obstacle: Kevin mustache
That moustache was living in his nose the entire time, and then invaded his upper lip when the time was right.
@@JohnPlayerDaniel
You make great songs?
Let me tell you how you're WRONG!
You try to claim you have fire raps,
But instead all you make is shitty piles of crap!
"That's just your opinion!" No, it's a FACT!
But hey, I'm not the one who fell for his trap.
After all, you're gonna delete your own comment,
WHY?
Is it because I exposed you and your
LIES!?
Or maybe, this little "rapper" is now gonna
CRY!
But hey, don't reply if you know you lie!
@@JohnPlayerDaniel ... no you don't
and no I don't
@Juan Cortez Muro shut up, virus maker.
Kevin: "Get ready for whiplash!"
Proceeds to break his and the criminals neck
Kevin in a ‘tache looks uncomfortably natural and I can’t help but like it
I agree with you. To be honest I wouldn't mind getting arrested by PC "Tache" Kev anytime
@@YoungAlienBoy shut up
@@YoungAlienBoy No
@Dukaag Cola We got another one like that: Juan Cortez Muro
He looks like a cop that'll give you free donuts
Kevin I think the Hong Kong police department would value your special set of skills, and would desire your service greatly
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
His videos are shown in their academy
“This is what happens when a psychopath is the law”
Ah, so this is a reality tv show?
*Edit* this is what happens when Americans are policemen
When a cop is chaotic good
Shut up you weak girly man. Go cry to your mommy.
MoneyKiller1st millions of police on the roads every day in the United States, and yet there aren’t even thousands of illegal actions by their police every day. Mexico’s police, however, are pretty bad, even compared to the stereotype of police from the USA.
Keith Dean
Hwat?
Kevin: put her in cuffs
Also Kevin: puts cuffs on himself in confusion
" Coughing without a license? that's it, come over here. "
I laughed way too hard.
Oi mate you got a licence for that?
This comment aged well considering international events lol
Are you still laughing, Demi?
I hope you're happy now,Demi.
I hope you have a great day wherever you are right now, Demi
"Why's it E to get in and C to leave?"
E for "enter" and C for "cexit", obviously 🌝
This game should be named Detroit: Become Discount
Ha! Yeah, I played this game once. It f*cking sucked ass.
@@ryanhutchinson4467 it looks quite cool
This hasn’t aged well
Damm this video didnt age well
This didnt age well considering what's going on rn...
@@gamevoid3684 alright yeah that's fair lmao
It's always what's been going on lmao
Kevin: tries to be a good guy in a game for once
Game: won't let him
I mean he's a cop in the game so he doesn't really have an advantage
The title just sounds like a normal day on the job for American cops
i was just about to comment something similar
And i hate ”people” like you
I feel safe now that Kevin represents the law.
He sees the world as i see.
Meaningless!
Nobody at the station told Kevin that the police represent the actual law.
He thought he was protecting the laws of physics
@@YoungAlienBoy shut up
“I’m turning in my mustache AAAAAHHHH”
I wish I had quit my first security job like that...
@@BeetleBuns what kind of guard where you?
@@IamaPERSON I just did foot patrol of a strip mall, even Paul Blart would have laughed at me
@@BeetleBuns doesn't sound so bad. Yeah, malls are big, but there's not a lot of crime there, right?
@@IamaPERSON It was a strip mall so I was outside the whole time (in Phoenix AZ, so that sucked), and since it was Phoenix there was a lot of crime... I got attacked by a homeless guy's dog, had a knife pulled on me and had to draw my firearm and wait half an hour for the police to arrive, and was constantly ridiculed by the general public because they have no respect for a guy just out trying to pay the bills. I was also the only guard there, so my presence did basically nothing to stop crime. It was just security theater, and it only paid $11.50 an hour.
This video in 2020 is something else XD
Yeah. It fits the time. 😆
The answer is the American justice system
This is what happens when a Kevin forgets the "but" format of his channel. :(
@@YoungAlienBoy if I could, I'd ban your ass right now
@@YoungAlienBoy Garbage video
@M3M3 M4CH1N3 definitely!
Kevin is accurately representing cops in America
this aged well
Hey putin
Well this hasn’t aged well for the real world 😂
Aged like wine
Máximo Dubs but the wine is poured in the toilet
"Hey there friends my name is Kevin and yoU'RE UNDER ARREST!"
And you aren't? I mean most of the things you do aren't the most legal.
@@therewillbefire1833 I need to get a permit for my flamethrowers soon.
@@therewillbefire1833 Sounds great, I'm definitely going to do this!
@@therewillbefire1833 question: was mentioning a flamethrower intentional because of your username, or was that an accidental win?
@@YoungAlienBoy shut up,.self promoter
@@therewillbefire1833 haha, I am a PERSON that does that sometimes, too!
1:34 “Reckless maniac mows down innocent civilian after screening of Batman vs. Superman” - circa 2016
Huh I don't remember this episode of Live PD
Oh kevin Kevin
He was calling them out, he can see the future
Day 103 of telling Kevin that he’s the best TH-camr on this platform and we all love him
Day 43 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
Agreed
@@YoungAlienBoy Get out of here
@Dukaag Cola either make plenty of alts and report it, or even better, have Kevin ban him.
@Dukaag Cola pretty much! There's also 3 other guys to look out for: lil star, Juan Cortez Muro, and King Autism TV. It's rediculous, I know
Coughing without a license is on a whole new level these days
It’s on a whole double level now
The title is just the American justice system
Civilian: literally has coins in their pocket
Officer Kevin: Drug money of course
“i haven’t done anything wrong officer..”
“that’s for me to decide!”
what are you, a new york cop?
Judge O'Reilly: "I am the law, and your sentence - is death."
Nobody:
The American police:
Are good people.
@@gamevoid3684 lmao
The cop is Phil Jones lol when did he leave Manchester United
was waiting for someone to mention it
I was searching for something like this lmao
no cops at pride only kevin
Why the feck does Kevin even have sunglasses? *He lives in Ireland.*
So do I and I am also tall dark and handsome
Why hasn’t Kevin played Yandere simulator yet?
Its murder central
*Because the developer is trash and a scumbag*
@@Beltboy *and the game isn't even pre-alpha yet*
@@Beltboy hol up what did he do?
@@baratornprogram9079
Nothing. He's just a piece of shit who's rude and doesn't want to admit the game is broken. And that he fired the guys who's working for him when he had a chance of actually finishing the whole game
not to mention the game has been in development for like 7 years now and he JUST released the FIRST rival out of TEN. Alex(the dev) STILL thinks people are going donate to the games go fund me for basic animations that should’ve already been implemented. sorry it just makes me so upset aha.
So sad I wasn’t there when you visited America!
Woah, Kevin is being so accurate! How is he portraying real cops so well!?
Coughing without a licence - Kevin was ahead of his time
Day 193 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator
Oh boy I can't wait for day 200
Yes
Yes
It's the perfect game for him
Kubz scouts: killing everyone abc edition
Kevin: I make it look easy
TH-cam keeps recommending this video in my home page
“This looks pretty dodgy” Kevin 2019
@@YoungAlienBoy Stop spamming.
@@YoungAlienBoy I hope you get ip banned bot
@@johnoswald7573 welp, we got another: Juan Cortez Muro.
@@IamaPERSON Yep.
@@IamaPERSON I'm almost glad it's not that other guy with the "LMAO I'M AUTISTIC, LOOK AT ME" schtick.
Kevin: "Step out the car please"
Civilian: "Sure, sure sure"
Also Kevin: *WHAT'S THAT RESISTING ARREST!*
That coughing without a licence hits different these days
Hmm hasn’t aged well
5:47 "coughing without a license?" Kevin predicted 2020
I don't think the developers have ever been to a US city.
No I think you just generalize all American cops.
*reads the title*
oh nice, so kevin is just being a regular cop for the day :)
Turns out Kevin in a cop simulator is *actually* how cops conduct themselves.
They say art imitates life
Fuck off.
@@gamevoid3684 🤣
The Video Game Deputy you a cop?
@@patrick__swayze No.
The Video Game Deputy why you so pressed then
Day 97 of hoping Kevin will play Ace Attorney some day and have all hell break loose in the courtroom
“Please run.
Make my day.
Seriously.”
-all cops right before playing the, “I’m going to kill you now, and get away with it because I am the law” card.
Lol
Well, this hasn’t aged well...
Kevin if you don't start putting "buts" in your thumbnails I swear to god...
Last time I was this early Jim Picken's graveyard was empty
"I was like why is this game so dark? and then I realized that he wear sunglasses"
This didn't age well...
Why?
@@stardust9208America. American Police.
I got an ad saying "shows over Kevin"
Even adverts try to stop him
This is actually a great game in my opinion, it's definitely the most realistic police simulator out there, with "Flashing Lights" falling in second.
Who is this fuzzy man calling himself Kevin and saying we're friends?
Kevin looks like some undercover ww2 dictator
Not gonna say names
Hdolf Aitler
Afolf Kevvy
Pppersona villain
Hmmm
is it The nice man with the mustache?
Stalin?
5:46 This aged badly
god i love kevin's style he's the fashion icon we always needed
me: mom please let me get gta
mom: we have gta at home
gta at home:
"Coins"? So that's what the kids are smoking these days, you're under arrest buddy.
"Coughing without a license!? That's it."
*gets tased*
EVERY AMERICAN LAW ENFORCEMENT EVER
i love how your role in this game is not only a police officer, but also a detective, forensics, and an occasional murderer.
When ur so early the comments don’t even load
Well it says one reply when there is 2 :/
@@MrBlobs because... youtube glitches.
@@IamaPERSON no it drinks irresponsibly
@@MrBlobs that's probably why youtube drives me crazy!
When ur so early ur late.
Just wanted to see how accurate it is of American Police.
Damn, Kevin's No Shave November 'stache is really coming in
“Coughing without a license?”
Ahhh, that aged a little too well
This title did not age well
It's like american cops.
This didn't age well
This video this different now-
This title aged badly
I disagree.
Kevin I just want you to know that you're my favorite TH-camr always bringing a smile to my face
@@YoungAlienBoy you put so much effort into self promoting, yet you can't put effort into your videos. Pathetic.
@Dukaag Cola sounds like something Joker would say!
You should now play a prison simulator for continuity
Man: *has an accent*
"They're holding the car keys down in the armory."
Me: they're holding the *what* in the armory??
by means of a "fire weapon"
Why TF are they only sending one officer after someone with a flamethrower?
i swear when he immediately pulled the gun out on the guy i almost chocked on my kitkat
hey keven use your green screen to put random image just to confuse people.