I created a prison that uses prisoners purely for profit
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- I created a prison that uses prisoners purely for profit. Even if that means going the extra mile.
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Kevin is a complete cheapskate when it comes to anything useful, but is perfectly happy spending all his money on elaborate psychological torture
You have to be frugal to afford the important stuff.
And gnomes
Which i guess is a form of psychological torture
@@newmeta2668 Not necessarily.
I mean not necessarily because sometime it's also physical torture as in no bathroom, overcrowding or other means of indirectly harming his.... Fellow people.
“I created a prison that uses prisoners purely for profit”
Couldn’t tell if he was playing Prison Architect, Sims, or real life. Turns out none of the above
Was hoping it'd be real life this time 😔😔😔 maybe next week
Dance dance revolution, more like... dance dance institution.
Lol yeah. I thought it was Prison Architect before I clicked on the video
Compared to the american prison system, the video title seems pretty regular.
All businesses and locations need money to keep running lol, sort of common sense.
"I created a prison only for profit"
I see Kevin is doing the Jim Pickens formula
Congrats on the heart
@@IamaPERSON - thanks fellow Kevin basement captor
@@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 you're welcome
(Kevin if you see this, let us out)
You mean the american formula 👀
@Fun With Minerals did you know it's actually in the constitution to be allowed to use prisoners as slaves for profit in the US? 🤡
I can't help but feel like there's a word for forcing a bunch of people to work without compensation and not allowing them to leave...
it’s on the tip of my tongue
Love your vids deadwing keep up the good work ^w^
There is... They're called Amazon employees
Hmm, I’m getting sweaty just thinking about what the word could be. Might have to shop for some deodorant.
I cant help but think it rhymes with savory too
“Subscribe if you wanna be in the prison”
You should’ve told us this 5 years ago. It’s a little late now, Stockholm syndrome’s already set in
Y rs
Kevin: makes a dance room
Prisoners: "He had it coming! He had it coming! He had it coming all along! If you'd've been there, if you'd've seen it, how could you tell me that I was wrong!?"
WHY DO I KNOW THIS💀💀💀
It's midnight for me and now my entire body is screaming to sing the Cell Block Tango I need to sleep help
*oh no, not the theater kid in me*
POP
@@MortusSweetSix
"I created a prison that uses prisioners purely for profit"
I have a feeling that making prisons is becoming a new addiction of yours, Kevin
He used to be bad, now he's..m chaotic neutral
@@IamaPERSON bad became a neutral state of hos
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 whats a prisions?
Didn't this start with a certain basement? Kevin's empire is merely expanding.
“Prisions”
“I created a prison purely for profit”
Ah, so the American way
Truely, a bastion of Capitalism.
I like your pfp
I came to the comments purely for this
@@littlewarriorr me too, not disappointed
Ok
“I’m getting a lot of money and by not investing it in the welfare of my prisoners I’m becoming wealthy”
The American prison system in a nutshell
Don’t do the crime if you can’t become a cog in the machine of someone else’s time
@@mmsL125 I didn't do any crime and I'm still a cog in the machine of someone else's time...
@@tam-tam7098 true that
sounds like America in general
This is what happens when capitalism is in charge
9:55 "God knows why the government would fund me. I don't rehabilitate, and I don't provide for them at all."
Welcome to America Kevin. With a record like this, you could be Governor of Texas.
You misspelled California.
You realize everyone can see how hard you're trying to make a video game about politics right?
@shocktnc cries in crimes against humanity while thinking don't MaKe It AbOut PolITIcs GuYs
"Not the best guards but they're cheap" literally cost him like 200$ on Amazon
Compared to legit bodyguards that is cheap lmao
But it's a one time investment, they don't need a salary
Therapy through art actually exists! The therapist either assigns a theme to the pacient or they are free to choose what they want to represent and basically instead of just talking about it, they "show" it, explaining the symbolisms behind it. This both gives them a chance to explain throughly how they feel about it (e.g. a child that paints an abuser as a monster) and to think about it deeply as to represent it. And yes, dance is also an option for this :))
Well, that explains why the art in waiting rooms for therapists is usually so creepy.
One of my engineering professors was pioneering art therapy at a local hospital
Theatre can be a Therapie form too
@@AlexanderDiraviamWas he pioneering it in the hospital, or the "art itself"?
Because one is entirely believable, the other isnt.
kevin me smevin
Oky
I'm absolutely terrified of you
Can we help you?
you have such a way with words
cursed pfp
A prison for profit, torture of prisoners, totally useless purchases like a gnome army and stripper poles, and human rights violations? Sounds like the Jim Pickens way to me!
Jim Pickens really looked at the American prison system and went, "yeah, that'll do."
Jim Pickens would've probably not used gnomes in the garden as decorations but tombstones. It's close enough though
Sounds like Guantanamo
Error 101 There is definitely no joke
Isn’t this just every prison ever?
Every American prison ever. 🚽
Not in Norway
Loose money in the UK
@@team_ribs Norway is the country where a good many things just work, and the rest of the planet pretends to not see it.
@@CeramicQuill ye like I get how making prison horrible makes more sense as to why people wouldn't go there but if it works for Norway every country should do it
"Who needs a guard tower, the gnomes have eyes and ears" is one of the more disconcerting things I've ever heard a person say
I mean it's true, gnomes have eyes and ears!
I wonder if anyone considered the fact that some Irishman committing crimes against the Geneva Convention ended up helping a ton of people with depression out there.
I did, now stop wondering
It's not a war crime if it's against your own people.
So did a Brit, with the same formula. And a YTP making person’s Discord serv- Oh...
@@lilacpen8678 you can still commit war crimes against your own people. By killing civilians for example, Hitler anyone?
Its only a war crime if other people find out
"You get your very own cell there's nothing different except it has a toilet." And you act as if it's a normal sentence too! That's Kevin alright!
"seems like a bad Disney film, instead of like High School Musical it's in a prison, and it's the only way they can be rehabilitated into society, is through dance" isn't that just Sucker Punch?
Kind of..? The dancing wasn't helping them get out really
I thought the dancing was sexy female ~*empowerment*~
The one dislike is from Shrek who just wants you to get out of his swamp
Underrated
and the other 101 are his alts
Hey Kevin, long time suscriber here. I'm part of the developement team of this game and it makes me incredibly happy to see you having fun with it! I've spent 20 min of my worktime watching your video so thanks for that. My goal now is try to convince the rest of the team to put a Gnome hoarder achievement
Is this made by the same people who did Two Point and Theme Hospital?
Nah mate I bet you didn't even watch the trailer, this game isn't even about Vin Diesel or Family, it's specifically about the hatred the Ethiopians and Canadians had for each other during the famous poutine war in 1926 which didn't have a victor. Shame on you Dev.
@@VegemiteQueen1 No, it's a different studio
@@lulyz419 Thanks xo
“Alright what’s your deal? Threatened many people with eternal suffering!”
Can’t believe Jim Pickens was sent to prison, he did nothing wrong, FREE JIM PICKENS
All hail our lord pickens
"i can't figure out how to lock the door, so ill sell the door"
When a door gets sold, a window doesn't exist because kevin wants to kill his inmates.
Huh, the prison yard truly is a gnome-man's land...
Wasn't expecting a pun like that. Guess I should have gnome.
I didn't know if I should say good joke or scream because I didn't think of it sooner
@@MajorBaker-vz9go Aw, thanks! 😂 Puns are my favorite, so I'm just chock full of 'em. It's quite the a-gnome-aly.
*HA!*
This better be the gnomley pun your gunna make.
that’s just the american prison system
at least it gives them something to do
@@Pyramanager As slave labor, with absolutely no pay or even worker's compensation, while private prisons turn a huge profit that goes towards their executive's pockets.
@@Pyramanager I mean, I guess it's better than solitary confinement but that doesn't change the fact they both violate the declaration of human rights
Since when was punishing criminals a bad thing? Do you think crime will magically go away if we stop making criminals work in prisons? Seriously you need to study a bit of history, there is a reason prisons are made to suck for the prisoner.
The dance rehearsal was gold, genuinely sparked laughter
"where do I want my prison?"
of course, it's going to be the swamp that's where Shrek is
I commented this before he even picked and said about Shrek, I know Kevin too well
think I'm too deep in this cult XD
@@UtopssAKAPJ dun dun dun
@@IamaPERSON Noice :)
@@UtopssAKAPJ stop lying kiddo, it was in the first 30 seconds, if that… you dumb little kids are always begging for attention
@@lintlickers I'm 35 and I not lying
"I use prisoners purely for profit"
So it's american?
Seriously stop with this, you have been brainwashed to think that only americans do things you don't like. In reality we are just like 80% of the world. The other 20% still live in huts.
I seriously wonder how he even finds these games
It's a pretty well known little game tho
@@Hhhh22222-w What game is this?
@@thefacelessghost6236 It says it in the beginning lol. It’s called Prison Tycoon
@@DeathnoteBB Oh, thank you!
The amount of times kevin has made a prison is concerning
All these prison games... Is this a call for help from Jims prison
👀
“I created a prison that uses prisoners entirely for profit” awww Kevin you made an American prison?? Very “4th of July” of you🥰
You're welcome to go live somewhere without for-profit prisons, but like everything else you are complaining about, you're not actually willing or capable of doing anything about it- so instead you just bring your politics to places they don't belong.
Day 28 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.
I feel like he would get really into the twirl button
Day 71 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated
Day 398 of asking Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
15:25 the eye contact while dancing and then the silence followed by more eye contact is KILLING ME- I can’t breath
Lol, this is just every prison ever: free labor and large government contracts
Yep, state support and absolutely no scrutiny/inspections
You mean every American prison, other countries actually know what they're doing
@@leonardochapman4736 Oof, which country’s prison system pays prisoners to work?
Edit: and also does not get awarded sweet contracts?*
@keep rollin imagine stealing MY NAME, you loser
Ah I see
Kevin would make a prison only just to play the Billy Bass fish on the speaker
Day 186 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save
I originally thought this was gonna be a Sims episode
Does anyone else miss when Kevin used to slapped on his headphones in every intro?
I thought something was missing from the intro, but now I know what it is, thank you for indirectly reminding me!
@@CallmeCupidx 😂 no problem
@@CallmeCupidx I think it stopped at that one fish game where you grow big. Forget the name atm but it wad a popular game a while ago and got new videos recently from gaming TH-camrs
People in the USA seeing the title: "I don't get it, so just a normal prison, then?"
it’s a good day when Kevin posts
This is a good attitude to have in life haha
My day was until I saw your pfp
Ah yes, as my waifu Mr Krabs would say, “money money money money!”
An excellent taste my friend
@@gewuerzwanze5627 thank you good sir!
Kevin’s absolute ELATION when he pulled out the fish…it brought me so much joy
can't wait to watch kevin build a successful and beneficial prison for all who live in it! /j
Day 27 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii
Why does this almost feel like two point hospital as a prison 😂💜 thanks for the seratonins
Day 17 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey
Imagein they add sherk into the swamp map and he helps prisoners escape.
That would be so cool.
in his hostility, kevin has unknowingly created a sanctuary
Day 105 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
Opportunity missed to use the term “Gnome man’s land”
Now we just need a dance sim that he treats as a prison and he would go full circle.
I'm sure somewhere out there he has a Sims 4 save with his own dance club where he wrangled all the members to the clubhouse and sold the door to keep Jim's social up.
There has to be a 2000s film about prisoners being reformed by dance that Kevin just recreated
replace "prison" with "hospital" and you'll get the comments on rt's two point hospital video
is it by the same people?
For a moment after the dance studio was put in, I thought their happiness would prompt Kevin to start taking care of them, but not even the love of Dance could convince him to hire a janitor.
wow, kevin just re-invented just about every prison system in the world
Well, corrupt minds think alike...
@@pliny3161Your welcome to tey and do better 😂
3:52 what if it was shrek's house and kevin ruined his chance of meeting him
It's sad that this is the nicest prison Kevin's ever built
Its crazy to see Kevins Shenanigans actually working. Maybe Dance Prison was the solution all along
Shrek's property value is going to go way down after this
0:42 Was half-expecting the cell doors to just slam open but ok
Day 370 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
Fk ni
with chaos mod :)
Kevin: “I built a for profit prison”
Me: so basically every prison in America
"But it was just, like, a knee-jerk reaction. I was angry other people might be on my land" - Kevin
"The first thing I'm gonna do is build a 10ft. wall around my land" - Shrek
Sounds about right
Ah, the American prison system in a nutshell.
Its been a rough week and watching Kevin and being so relatable just makes things a bit better
Kevin: I wanted it to be a cruel experiment
Me: *The Shrekford Prison Experiment*
When it releases I would love to see kevin play "honey, I joined a cult"
“I think the swamp thank you”
Alternate title:I made shrek a slave
It's all like the Government inspector comes in the dance room and is like: "this is perfect"
*Throws 20s* 💸💸
Kevin's prisons are a crime in themselves... a fascinating, beautiful crime.
"Lets not hold history aganist me."
Me, a german: "Yes that sounds like a good concept."
Me, a Russian living in Germany: *confused happiness*
Day 740 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
day 2 of telling kevin to play wolfenstein (my 50 year old dad's favorite game)
Kevin: *Treats innocent Sims as a never ending torture experiment.*
Also Kevin: *Treats virtual prisoners to some dance lessons.*
I like how Kevin chooses things by their looks. Cursed animals, sunglasses emoji for vet techs, and now angry prison guards
That laugh when Kevin used the PA was so genuine and made me happy
Kevin is just doing what the prison industrial complex does in the US.
“How does it feel when the shoe’s on the other foot, huh?”
Cue a shoe ad
I never realized how many "prison" themed games there were out there... should I be concerned? I feel like I should be at least a little concerned.
To be honest i'd rather live with Shrek than in this prison
"I created a prison that uses prisoners purely for profit"
And to the Americans in the audience, this may require some explanation.
Leave it to Kevin to make his prisoners dance in front of a traffic light.
* urban explorer: I found an abandoned prison.
* Kevin: no we just have 1 maintenance guy who is out cleaning my gnomes.
Regarding the title: so, you created a prison? You did what prisons already do? You did something which is not, in any way unusual or unheard of (but which is still horrific)?
So what you're saying is you made an American prison
Usually the titles suggest Kevin is doing something differently from how they're normally done but in this case he's just playing an American...
American prison get it right
Honestly it seems like these prisoners are doing pretty well, considering the average experience of a Kevin npc. They get to dance, and enjoy garden gnomes, and occasionally one is even allowed to leave! Kevin's Sims would love to be treated this well!
Gosh, those cells are bigger than my bedroom 😳
I love the thought of all those prisoners just pile dancing to pass time hahah. And thinking they are dancing to big mouth Billy on repeat... Amazing.
75% of comments: Kevin made an American prison
I'm from California and we just call that a prison.
(The prison lobby is the largest in California, and all prisons are privately operated for profit.)
"I created a prison that uses prisoners purely for profit" you created the American prison system??
Sounds a lot like the public school system but with extra steps
Alternative title: “I created a prison”
man, prison architect sure looks different after the updates
Day 7 of asking Kevin to play Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus: The Videogame
And that children is how you create a cult
Hey friend, how's it going
@@IamaPERSON my name is Kevin
@@IamaPERSON going pretty good and how are you? Edit: busy with stuff though, so if you don't see a reply from me straight away or at all that's why.
@@Irishfatboy and today we are playing Prison Tycoon
@@FrenchFries2 also good, got to see a cute cat
1:52 Why rehabilitate prisoners when they can be returning customers?