“My only way out is to become an axe-murderer!” It’s usually your way in as well, Kevin. And your way round, up, down and through; well done for restraining yourself. Edited for “you’re/your” sheesh.
"no food over the border" "but this is my lunch-?" this is actually a whole mood as someone who (precovid) frequently has to take a bus or train over the border and they make you speed eat or throw out food before arriving
@@birchiebaby us/canada border. There's a ton of fine print about it, some stuff is allowed and some isn't, but it's really annoying and not worth the fight. I just get lunch once I'm crossed.
@@tetchedink7980 Kevin: *waves pitchfork and throws potato* "Ey, komrad vladimir vladisov of vladistan!" *walks up to man* You got contraband?" Passerby: "Um, n-no, sir." Kevin: "Ní chreidim é sin." ("I don't believe that" in irish) Passerby: "Uh, what?" Kevin: *ahem* "Uh, I meant ya etomu ne veryu." ("I don't believe that" in russian) Passerby: *gets a bit confused and annoyed at the fact the russian border police spoke irish* "Chert poberi ("Damn it" in russian), komrad! You let me in or what?"
"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the Waterford border, right? Walked right into that CallMeKevin who took all 3,000 of your apples, same as us"
@@syb6133 well.. uhh I meant literally like in a serial killer way. Putting a smile of a mouth they cut on your face. But I guess that also makes sense..
The thing I love most about Kevin is his consistency in saying obvious things in his video titles - "But I pick all the bad options" "But things go terribly wrong" "But I cause an extinction level massacre because my waiter offered me soup"
I love your content a tremendous amount ! I love the way you full screen game play but still show your face during the video at moments, your jokes are actually funny versus most others, and I feel so involved as if we are actual friends and its pretty comforting, and nostalgic. Lol random comment sorry but have a great day ♡
Been watching Kevin for a year now and i still cant predict the next chaotic evil step he will take like this man is evil perfection incarnate 😂😂 God bless this man Its like Kevin houses two personalities one being an angel and the other being a thief who will steal solely to annoy his poor victims, and both personalities are active at the same time omg
I love how when he's doing the police gag in the beginning, he's pointing the flashlight into the back seat.... where children would usually be seated. He's accosting children looking for contraband lol
He went to all the trouble of destroying the truck driver at 7:33's truck looking for contraband, but just ignored the fact that he had no permit to enter the country
Imagine road tripping through customs and seeing a Kevin standing there with a pitchfork, wielding a flaming torch in the other hand, smoking a blue crayon dangling between lips and as soon as you roll up he’s jabbing at your tires? That’d be some special sight.
Can we take a moment to appreciate that he uploads every day at this point? Man's working his stuff off for us. Thanks Kevin for putting out so much quality content within such a short time span.
"I keep coming back!" So guess we are in a Vivarium or Dead End type sequel, where you are forced to choose whether people can enter your country forever? Plausible.
Calling it now, Kevin doesn’t listen to any of the instructions and murders everyone... Edit: Many door openings and mispronunciations later, and yep, I was right.
A police car pulls up to your shop, sirens on. An officer steps out and runs towards your shop, barges in and then demands you sell him an actual stick, he then gets back into his car and speeds off.
This is exactly the kinda game I subbed for.. a random game in which you have a job dealing with NPCs which you can do badly while also having the option to murder everyone. I think Kevin always makes those very fun.
I saw Kevin at a grocery store in Cork yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen tins of soup in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to lag and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the tins and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent the death of Jim Pickens,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a real person. After she scanned each tin and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I only heard of Papers, Please today and whilst watching my friend play it i was thinking ill comment on your next video you should play it :O Kevin pog
"Welcome to...uh...The Republic of Ireland." Ah yes, Ireland, notoriously accessible by land. I guess there are a lot of foreigners trying to fly into Northern Ireland and get into the country
As a person from the US, when Kevin did his pulling us over skit I was like “why am I in the backseat completely forgetting that the Irish drive on the wrong side of the road too
"You got anything in there that's not allowed over the border?"
"Yes."
"Fair enough, I trust ya."
He trusts ya cus you were honest.
@@zkyrus1873 sounds like that "total happiness in the world just increased" comic scene, which you could result in a war.
Good he didn't see my counterfeit potatoes 😁
It's legal in my borders. Not sure about Irish borders 🤔
Yeah this is pretty much how smuggling things into the U.S goes
Kevin loves playing as a psychopath, but his pure shock when the knife actually hurt the guy was priceless.
I know this is just a joke, and it's enjoyable to watch, but actual psychopaths don't act like this.
@@MayHugger You mean the funny youtube man isn't an actual psychopath? Color me shocked!
@@stevendemayo3631 Honestly wouldn't be that shocking if some popular ones were. They're extremely good at blending in and being charismatic.
@@MayHugger I'm colored and shocked
@@jollygood4749 Ok
If I was crossing the border and I saw Kevin I would just accept my fate and walk out
Congrats on the heart!
good boy
You could only walk out if Kevin didn't murder you first and stab your car with a pitch fork
@@splosh2070 yes
More dangerous than Chuck Norris with a BB Gun.
“My only way out is to become an axe-murderer!” It’s usually your way in as well, Kevin. And your way round, up, down and through; well done for restraining yourself.
Edited for “you’re/your” sheesh.
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or maybe a
crossbow killer?
e
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Can I Axe you a question ? 😁
"Papers Please But far more violent"
We're doing this the Jim way, i see
This comment filled me with hope
@@forgottenhistory1554 lmao, hello fellow danganronpa fan
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 the series just ya know clicks with callmekevin fans
Despair sux hope rulz
And if there is no violence, they are put in a forced labor camp. IT IS JIM PICKENS!!
I like how as soon as Kevin got a knife he immediately attacked someone
“But far more violent” so basically standard Kevin
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@@ksi4820 th-cam.com/video/2k0SmqbBIpQ/w-d-xo.html
And that's just facts 😁
"no food over the border"
"but this is my lunch-?"
this is actually a whole mood as someone who (precovid) frequently has to take a bus or train over the border and they make you speed eat or throw out food before arriving
That sounds horrible
where is that if i may ask?
@@birchiebaby us/canada border. There's a ton of fine print about it, some stuff is allowed and some isn't, but it's really annoying and not worth the fight. I just get lunch once I'm crossed.
ASMR and Kevin need to make a buddy cop movie
Torg
@@Yeph4454 ORA
@@reboot000 MUDA
Eh
Kevin is the new-hire and ASMR is the grizzled-detective-that-doesn't-do-things-by-the-book-but-by-god-he-gets-results.
Imagine you’re planning to cross the border and you see a tall pale Irish man with a pitchfork.
In russia
@@tetchedink7980 Kevin: *waves pitchfork and throws potato* "Ey, komrad vladimir vladisov of vladistan!" *walks up to man* You got contraband?"
Passerby: "Um, n-no, sir."
Kevin: "Ní chreidim é sin." ("I don't believe that" in irish)
Passerby: "Uh, what?"
Kevin: *ahem* "Uh, I meant ya etomu ne veryu." ("I don't believe that" in russian)
Passerby: *gets a bit confused and annoyed at the fact the russian border police spoke irish* "Chert poberi ("Damn it" in russian), komrad! You let me in or what?"
@@Emil_Stoltz what
Oh the horror.
Kevin as a police officer:
*“Are...are those counterfeit potato’s? LIFE SENTENCE NOW”*
Plot twist: they're onions.
He was joking about counterfeit potatoes, but the game literally had "food" as contraband. Kevin turned out to be not as wrong as he though.
The onions are then big beans
What’s a counterfeit potato? A yam?
so they got off lightly should of been a death sentence
Kevin: "got anything not allowed over the border"
Me: *sitting here eating my soup* "ah crap"
lol Dude you better not let Kevin find out! XD
you don't eat soup 😉
I see no soup, absolutely no soup here, there is precisely 0 soups here
At least it's not frogs. Imagine someone trying to hide from Kevin that they went looking for frogs.
*hit with pitchfork*
Plot twist: Kevin got hit by that car because he was outside the theatre doing this shit to passerbys.
Driver: Take this you imperialistic Basterd!
"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the Waterford border, right? Walked right into that CallMeKevin who took all 3,000 of your apples, same as us"
"Damn you, capitalists! Soviet was fine until you came along. Russia was nice and easy..."
"No food over the border"
Me, with my 5 bags of name brand Irish potatoes: "are you open to bribes?"
I wonder how he tells his potatoes apart from counterfeits 😂
Only an Irishman would understand
@@1umbreon4life A russian irishman!
@@chanellethomas6886 The smell, komrad!
@@Emil_Stoltz The taste. Mmmmm, dirt.
Kevin: "Anything thats not allowed over the border?"
Me: I hope he doesn't see all my propaganda against the government
what is ur problem,me say alone ramp
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That's only not allowed if it's propaganda against the Chinese government, or any acknowledgement that Taiwan is a country that exists.
@@ksi4820 what?
I hope he doesn't see my counterfeit potatoes
The only contraband I will bring is pure, undiluted love.
Pls stay away from schools.
Love spelled backwards
Get on the ground!
@@bluezebra2759
*gasp*
Love backwards spells... CONTRABAND!
@@pluto3194 commander! This man needs a promotion!
- "I'm reminding you, how good you are at chess." O'Reilly, Alexa at 22 PM, 23.02.2021
"No you can't come in, your car is broken!"
"You broke it!"
Ah, yes. The pure chaotic energy of this man.
We should all take a moment to appreciate Kevin with his funny humor, and the fact he puts a smile on our faces.
No
I can't tell if this is literally or figuratively
@@LilVeehive literally
@@syb6133 well.. uhh I meant literally like in a serial killer way. Putting a smile of a mouth they cut on your face. But I guess that also makes sense..
@@LilVeehive Oooooh😂 well you could say that if youd like
Kevin just shined a flashlight in my eyes and confronted me about my weed.
Lmfaoooooo, me
So when's the funeral?
Yeah me too. Gotta be honest, it was kinda uncomfortable.
Finds a guy selling scalpels and doesn't even try and harvest any organs at all smh
Not gonna lie I did put my hands in the air when I saw that intro
You did good job, komrad. Now you enter russia!
Kevin: "I Hate counterfeit Potatoes"
Me: *Pushing Box with Rocks painted like Potatoes under the desk*
The thing I love most about Kevin is his consistency in saying obvious things in his video titles - "But I pick all the bad options" "But things go terribly wrong" "But I cause an extinction level massacre because my waiter offered me soup"
and it’s never clickbait ♡
Me: You got the stuff?
Kevin, with a bag of Irish Potatoes: Yes
*slowly reaches into pocket, takes out money and whispers* Alright, komrad, here money. But not tell boss, ok? He kick my ass.
"You are under arrest for being rude and hurting my feelings!
The punishment is...
*D E A T H"*
Relatable somehow.
Modern internet
8:45 “Murderer! -$500”
Who knew murder was so cheap
When you realize the FIRST person he let in was WALENTY.
DUN DUN *DUNNNN*
“Hey naughty boys”-Kevin 2021
I love that line so much
16:26 "You can't mark parts that you've already damaged" The game has anti-Kevin measures :P
All those darn counterfeit potatoes, always pretending like they're Kevin™ brand! It makes me sick.
I spy bill cypher
I can't believe I got the RT brand instead...
@@cratethecrate Disgustang!
I love how Kevin claims he didn’t know the knife would hurt the people trying to come through. 😂
Tbf with games like this usually you can’t hurt NPCs, your attacks just pass through
it's the subtle mud on the tires for me 🤠
Kevin it’s not about u trusting me it’s about me trusting u.
I love it when Kevin plays weird indie games, was starting to miss them.
Border Patrol Kevin:
8:34 "Oh his photo didn't match? I didn't know I should be looking at that"
I love your content a tremendous amount ! I love the way you full screen game play but still show your face during the video at moments, your jokes are actually funny versus most others, and I feel so involved as if we are actual friends and its pretty comforting, and nostalgic. Lol random comment sorry but have a great day ♡
Been watching Kevin for a year now and i still cant predict the next chaotic evil step he will take like this man is evil perfection incarnate 😂😂 God bless this man
Its like Kevin houses two personalities one being an angel and the other being a thief who will steal solely to annoy his poor victims, and both personalities are active at the same time omg
Kevin the best driver, the way he ramped the road block 😂😂
Last time I was this early, Default wasn’t a character yet.
That's a good one actually lol!
"anything funky that i should be aware of ?"
*me with my 10 bags of doritos in the backseat* : **intense silence**
It was a dark day for Acaristan when Kevin discovered how to use the knife
I love how when he's doing the police gag in the beginning, he's pointing the flashlight into the back seat.... where children would usually be seated.
He's accosting children looking for contraband lol
Ah yes. Those Potatoes you cut into and it turns out it's just Soup. I hate those too.
*Murders suspect before putting him on trial*
*Loses game*
"I don't understand! You said he was a suspect!"
😂😂😂
The fact that Kevin said “Put it in H” makes my day. Does it also get three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene?
Lmao I think this game is set in that country that no longer exists 😂
Watching Kevin before I go to bed with a glass of water and ice is now a key part of my daily routine 😆
I think my heart legitimately stopped when those barrels exploded
1:50
"Toyota!"
Kevin always says, “Hey there friends, how’s it going?” but he never asks, “Hey there friends, why is it going?” :(
What
@@KXNGXan who
@@liahamilton8931 Where
@@juubishinju551 when
Why
9:30 Kevin arresting that man "for no reason" had an expired license 😂😂
He went to all the trouble of destroying the truck driver at 7:33's truck looking for contraband, but just ignored the fact that he had no permit to enter the country
Now two Irish youtubers have played this game, one actually tried and the other killed everyone
And then we have one florida man who literally did all the horrible things kevin didn't do.
Kevin: "Anything that's not allowed over the border?"
Me: Slowly puts down fat joint
*cough* *cough*
Imagine road tripping through customs and seeing a Kevin standing there with a pitchfork, wielding a flaming torch in the other hand, smoking a blue crayon dangling between lips and as soon as you roll up he’s jabbing at your tires? That’d be some special sight.
9:39 It has the same energy as "The crime is your foul existence, the sentence is DEATH"
Can we take a moment to appreciate that he uploads every day at this point? Man's working his stuff off for us. Thanks Kevin for putting out so much quality content within such a short time span.
Something more violent than normal Papers Please?
This is just Jim Pickens' normal daily activity!
_help im in the basement_
ahaha praise the dear leader amirite! _we'll get you out of there i swear_
@@husband-of-chinggis ahahaha _wait for backup_
@@liahamilton8931 jayzus i love this religious organisation _deploying the mtf squad_
@@husband-of-chinggis Jim pickens sure is a great leader! -He's forcefeeding me potatos-
Kevin pulls over the rear passengers
"I keep coming back!" So guess we are in a Vivarium or Dead End type sequel, where you are forced to choose whether people can enter your country forever? Plausible.
"You got anything in there that's not allowed over the border?"
No *hides apples and lunch*
"Fair enough, I trust ya."
Hey there friends! That is all.
How's a goin?
Counterfeit potato
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@@captain_awesome2134 my name is kevin
Hey there friend
I definitely would feel safe around Kevin or Jim pickens. Definetly don't need help.
I have this Jim Pickens plushie in here, but it's harmless.
Okay I'm glad you trust me
Kevin has such a good dog.
it sits on his desc all video. not even moving!
and the best part is that it is wearing a tux
Little do you know I’m smuggling soup into Ireland
The reel of Kevin trying to say the name of the country had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
I played this game a week ago and I spent my whole time breaking people's Windows
No food passes by Kevin! No...FOOD!
I didn´t know Kevin was a member of Hololive since he is also playing "Papers Please"
Kevin is the most aggressive and violent border patrol officer, I'd love to have him guard the entrance to my country.
intro pov: kevin coming for your illegal marinara
I hope he doesn't see my illegally bought coke and pepsi!
1:19 “11 pm”
1:07-1:20 (my anthem playing)
7:54 (Waluigi) “WEH”
0:24 relatable in Poland our problem is with counterfit pierogi
this game is WILD. i absolutely love it lmaooo, it's so much fun to play
Calling it now, Kevin doesn’t listen to any of the instructions and murders everyone...
Edit: Many door openings and mispronunciations later, and yep, I was right.
That's like calling the hand of a clock on 5 will land on 6 next
Kevin doesn't listen to instructions? Ye feckin' tink?
A police car pulls up to your shop, sirens on. An officer steps out and runs towards your shop, barges in and then demands you sell him an actual stick, he then gets back into his car and speeds off.
Kevin asking me if I have contraband:
Me with my 6 Jim Pickens posters in the trunk: 👁👄👁
That's good kevin propaganda though:D!
0:00
“No officer Kevin, only drugs”
i love the classic headphone slap
It's like the jacksepticeye high five but you slap the shite out of your ears instead:)!
Me rolling a joint:
Kevin asking if i have something i shouldn't have
Me: 👁️👄👁️
This is exactly the kinda game I subbed for.. a random game in which you have a job dealing with NPCs which you can do badly while also having the option to murder everyone.
I think Kevin always makes those very fun.
Littering is worst crime ever.
When i first read the title i thought it said “papers please but far less violent” and i was like “that doesn’t sound like kevin
fun fact in canada we have a problem with counterfeit maple syurp actually counterfeit food is a worldwide problem
So is no one gonna talk about how this is a completely different style than the real “papers please”?
1:33 Leaving all the doors open is one way of making someone's life unpleasant 😂
I saw Kevin at a grocery store in Cork yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen tins of soup in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to lag and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the tins and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent the death of Jim Pickens,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a real person. After she scanned each tin and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I have no reason to doubt this is true!
I’ve never driven across a border but I’d like to think this is what it’s like
Kevin making people suffer since 2019
I only heard of Papers, Please today and whilst watching my friend play it i was thinking ill comment on your next video you should play it :O Kevin pog
“Do you have anything in there I should be worried about” me: I have a gun. “Alright fair enough”
1:09 when 2 accents mix
"Welcome to...uh...The Republic of Ireland."
Ah yes, Ireland, notoriously accessible by land. I guess there are a lot of foreigners trying to fly into Northern Ireland and get into the country
Kevin made the most epic Simpson reference...YES
As a person from the US, when Kevin did his pulling us over skit I was like “why am I in the backseat completely forgetting that the Irish drive on the wrong side of the road too
No... You drive on the wrong side of the road
"No Food"
*wine*
"Let him in"
1:24 the "wha" got synced.
One of my favorite videos by Kevin lately, keep up the great work!