Putting me in charge of a Prison was a horrible idea
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- Putting me in charge of a Prison was a horrible idea, like most things
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“putting me in charge of a prison was a terrible idea”
isn’t that literally every single sims video??
My thoughts exactly
But that's a great idea
How does Kevin manage to be the nicest person on TH-cam while at the same time being a complete psychopath
BRUH SO TRUE
I dont even know but you are completely right
Cause only truly nice people are aware of bad people. (And hence know how it looks like to turn it up to 100%)
Bad people are common and most just see them as "normal".
And the fact that he started such a wholesome community by playing video games as a psychopath.
the duality of man
If Kevin was in charge of a prison, every prisoner would behave so they can get out of there.
Bro You're every where
oh yeah 100%
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 if you see him everywhere, aren't you everywhere too?
@@IamaPERSON dun dun dunnnn
@@anniedangerface Ms. ND, how are you?
Kevin : beating up the prisoners.
The prisoners : *MiCkEy MoUsE's NoIsEs*
Okay, that is not how I sound!
@@mickey4697 Well...I think we are at least 70 to think that you sound like that, based on the likes 😂
@@luckyduchesse8924 it is painful to think that people think I sound like that...
@@mickey4697 wut
With Kevin's luck, he'd go to prison as a prisoner and end up as the warden before the end of his first day.
It won't be luck, it would be his special talent of getting other people do things for him by talking to them alone.
@WaterMallin WaterBallin uh
congrats on heart
He would go to the wardens office and Jim Pickens would be waiting.
it's the luck of the irish, lads!
"He's cowering from the fire extinguisher, trying to punch me and is saying 'My ass is itchy' all at the same time"
- Kevin
Character: Harmless
Crime: Rape
Hmmm...no, I don’t think that’s right.
There’s a murderer that’s harmless too, what?
Rapist was a child rapist, murderer was a child murderer. Problem solved, they're absolutely harmless.
I see Mini Ladd is in this prison.
@@lemonhoarder3054 I don't think you know what a child rapist is
@@lemonhoarder3054 i dont think child rapists are what you think they are 😃
@@ruth021 Child rapists are pathetic wastes of space who often get killed in prison for being lower than pond scum. Harmless, so they prey on those who can't defend themselves.
Prisoner: awebluh amuhq
Kevin: *Yes I would like money!*
"Maybe if I treat the prisoners badly enough they will lock me up too" Kevin thats not how american prisons work, you can do whatever you want as guard
1:28 any reference to "the incident" gets me
Game: allows character customization
Kevin: instant like
Any game with character customization is god tier to me
cop: "you're under arrest!"
Kevin: "they launched the VR version! Hurray!"
The prisoners’ voices are kinda cute, makes me feel especially bad for them that Kevin’s their guard...
me: * escapes the prison *
some handsome Irish prison guard: * *pspspspsps* *
me: "guess I'm gonna go back"
Kevin: “put simulation in front of anything and I’ll play it”
Graystillplays: “ah another man of culture”
m favorite comment! i thought the SAME thing!
Ah yes, a man of culture
These simulator games are weirdly hypnotic. Like roblox tycoon games
Putting in you anything is a huge mistake at this point XD
OwO
I can take that in very sexual context y'know?
@@allucid4083 don't think too hard about it
@@IamaPERSON loool
i had a little storke trying to read that hahaha
i want a voice pack containing every oof kevin made while putting the headphones on
Character: Harmless, Crime: Murder
I found Kevin through his TWD series, would love to see him playing the other Telltale games like Batman and Tales From The Borderlands.
I'd rather see him play the Sam & Max Telltale games or the Wolf Among Us. :)
@@DoveJS I never even heard of the Sam & Max Telltales games, they look interesting. And Wolf Among Us is another good one.
@@jediobiwan132 Oh man, the only reason I know about them is because I LOVE Sam and Max! I have a raggedy copy of the original graphic novel, played the original S&M Hit the Road game (I'd love to see Kevin play that too but it's super old and even more linear) and I watched the cartoon series too. Good stuff. :D
Wolf Among Us would be pretty interesting to watch Kevin play lol... I don't remember most of the options now but I'm curious how it'd go if he just pissed everyone off.
I'd like to see him play the Bone Telltale game too but to be fair that one was meh... great comic series though and there are rumblings of a cartoon series/movie in the works (I forget which but animated either way.) Maybe he should try some Nancy Drew games, if he hasn't already? XD
@@DoveJS @J. Stanley Yeah Sam & Max did seem like an old game when I watched a short clip of it, but sometimes the old classics are still great games today. Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic is one such game I think, Kevin played a little bit of it, but it is a massive game.
And yeah, Kevin playing the Wolf Among Us game; he'd be trying to make him turn into a werewolf at every opportunity xD
@@jediobiwan132 Yeah, it's still great. I assumed Hit the Road would be hard to find since it came out in 1993 but apparently it's on Steam! Also, Steve Purcell did a few Star Wars crossover comics that are pretty good. :3
That said, it's far more linear than even the Telltale games so Kevin wouldn't have much space for any personal flourishes.
True! Werewolf 24/7 and I'm down for that lol. Poor Bigby... poor Toad too. :)
0:57 Character: Harmless
Crime: "M U R D E R"
Petition for Kevin’s new permanent intro to be 0:52
I would be really interested in Kevin playing more The Survivalist. I feel like its a very deep game and could be very fun!
Did you watch his stream yesterday? He played it there
I know. The thing i want is another Video.
If Kevin ran every prison like this, we’d have no crime ✨
Omg.. I had my speed set to .5 earlier and I couldn't understand why he was talking so slowly
I just wanted to thank you Kevin for helping me thru the hardest times of my life no matter how hard shit gets I always make sure to catch your videos n I thank you for that 💙💚💛🧡❤️💜⛓🙏🏻
At the beginning I was so worried bc the character he picked originally commited r*pe, but he changed it immediately. I'm glad that isn't canon.
Can someone make a *"Call Me Kevin Simulator"* and it starts off with him getting hit by a car driven by no other than *Jim Pickens* with *Turg* riding shotgun?
I feel like Kevin and Gray still Plays would cause absolute chaos together if they ever did a colab video.
The best channel I've discovered in 2020, always the best laughs and makes one smile! 😄😊☺️
We need a "Call Me Kevin Simulator"
Putting Kevin in charge of a prison is equal to putting death sentence to all of the prison, including the guards and janitors.
He gave the guy who committed murder with a wrench...a wrench🤦♀️😂
gonna use this as an example in my sociology paper on positions of authority leading to a power complex and abusive tendancies
POV- Your anyone associated with Jim Pickens but not the man himself
*dead*
"I would pay for new oof noises"
*moaning oof noises*
This is by far my favorite Callmekevin vid. Plz do more of these
I really wish Kevin would play Whack the serial killer/Whack the creeps honestly he would enjoy it so much
We need a backstory for this - you should play the thief simulator next
Kevin, I just wanted to say that you lightened me up in my darkest days and you've made me laugh through depression. You've inspired me and my brother to start a channel one day were we can help people and make people laugh just like you did all of us
Everybody gangsta till Huttlepuf starts breaking everyone out of Azkaban.
Oh my god I can’t stop laughing at the noises they make hahaha
This channel is an instant antidepressant 😂😂
Ah yes, the post to save my day lol. Had my wisdom teeth taken out today so this is greatly appreciated Kev :)
BTW for anyone who may be nervous abt wisdom teeth extractions, it wasn't too bad. The most nerve racking part is when they're hooking you up to the machine & you won't even realize you've fallen asleep
Nobody ask you about your day.
@@ArcanistShion and nobody asked you to comment.
How was your day, M Ball?
@@IamaPERSON it was better than expected thank you for asking. How are you doing today?
@@mbell367 I'm pretty good, just chilling
i like how the prisoners jailed for rape and murder were considered harmless but the ones jailed for drugs were considered aggresive
No one:
Race Car: *Brrrr* 🏎️
OML, the prisoner noises are amazing
Kevin: pepper sprays and beats a prisoner for no reason
Prisoner: fights back
Kevin: "WHAT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO DO THIS!?"
I think kevin fits very well in the American prison system. He already knows the way of dealing with prisoners
To be fair, Kevin treats these prisoners almost better than the u.s prison industrial system.
If Kevin puts in the effort, he could customize all the inmates and make a worthy successor to Fat Prisoner Simulator.
That second high pitched oof sound absolutely sent me
"The boy with the unicorn tattoo... huh..." *pepper sprays inmate for doing nothing*
0:11 in that’s the case then you should play Roblox!
Rip roblox oof sound
Love your videos Kevin! Keep up the good work!!!
Every game is Prison Simulator when Kevin plays it.
you can't play a simulator, when we're already living in a simulation
that oof sounded like it was only for 18+
i had to pause this feckin video because i was laughing so hard, i love you Kevin
That oof at the beginning has me questioning several things about me
That torture scene was brutal
The Stanford experiment but CallMeKevin is part of it:
That one prisoner sounds like Betty from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist lol
Such an under rated movie
Character: Harmless
Crime: Murder
Kevin would be a terrible guard.
Always keep posting good stuff
Why is Kevin voice so calming.
It's as if Michael from Dunder Mifflin was a prison guard. LMAO
I should not be laughing this hard at the noises lmfaO
Race Car is like the kid from "Malcolm in the Middle" who only makes dirtbike noises.
Vertual vertual reality is basically a simulator simulator
Finally, Kevin playing something that isn't Among Us.
Kevins next intro better be from him cycling through the prisoners🤣
Every time I see how Kevin gets hurt putting on the headphones I want to report the video for selfharm
Look Kevin, it's not that you spread everywhere. You're just a Funguy..... Kevin help your humour is rubbing off on me 😂
BLESS US,LORD KEVIN
Kevin: Come out! Come out!
Prisoner: I’m gay! I’m gay :D
The neighbors kid: 8:41
my mom: 8:31
I think Kevin found his other calling in life. Prison Guard.
Kevin I love your videos and they have helped me to not end everything I love you and I hope you continue up the good work
A simulator simulator does exist in the form of a video game parody in the 1991 adventure game Space Quest IV. It's called Sim Sim, by MaxThis! Software -- "a simulated simulator experience that's unlike anything you've ever simulated playing before".
I just looped from 0:43 to 1:07 for five minutes, and've been literally crawling on the ground without breath because of laughing
I need more of this, but with Jim Pickens
Oof noises only $49.99 WOW that's a good price 😆🤣
we need more of it
1:06
Bro became Noot Noot 🤕🤕☠️☠️🧟🧟
That look like a bald, jacked up chilled chaos
You're not a fungus, you're a fun guy
It's kinda of like they didn't read Kevin's resume before putting him in charge.
Kevin: "I'm like a fungus, you just can't get rid of me."
Me: I wouldn't ever want to :)
Police Brutality: The Simulator
Kevin :take the word simulator and put anything in front of it, and I will play it
*future Kevin playing chair simulator shows up*
There's a Power Wash Simulator. Very satisfying.
kevin perfectly simulated the american prison system
that oof though 0:26
I think this one could have enough for a second video. Are there any more mechanics or shenanigans to discover?
I’m gonna tell my kids this was the *Stanford Prison Experiment*
I was expecting an add when you said HEY at the beginning I almost cried it scared me so bad
looks like an accurate portrayal of the US prison system
This was fecking hilarious 😂😂😂
Fun fact: the majority of Gang Symbols are actually Game of Thrones Sigils