Cause only truly nice people are aware of bad people. (And hence know how it looks like to turn it up to 100%) Bad people are common and most just see them as "normal".
Kevin: "who else hates call me Kevin?" *stops to address audience* "not you guys" Also Kevin: has a fan base that adores him, him playing games, him singing, him making friends in game...
kevin is the only youtuber that makes me forget about my problems and help me have a good time and see the good in life. i’m going through a hell of a rough time rn and kevin really really helps me and it’s just his energy and stuff that helps me distract from all the crap things in life. thank you everyone who read this far, and of course Callmekevin for helping us all through tough times
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@@ruth021 Child rapists are pathetic wastes of space who often get killed in prison for being lower than pond scum. Harmless, so they prey on those who can't defend themselves.
"Maybe if I treat the prisoners badly enough they will lock me up too" Kevin thats not how american prisons work, you can do whatever you want as guard
I can't get enough of his videos, as a fellow irishman its nice to see our people making it in the world and he is really helping me through my depression, thank you Kevin we love you
@@jediobiwan132 Oh man, the only reason I know about them is because I LOVE Sam and Max! I have a raggedy copy of the original graphic novel, played the original S&M Hit the Road game (I'd love to see Kevin play that too but it's super old and even more linear) and I watched the cartoon series too. Good stuff. :D Wolf Among Us would be pretty interesting to watch Kevin play lol... I don't remember most of the options now but I'm curious how it'd go if he just pissed everyone off. I'd like to see him play the Bone Telltale game too but to be fair that one was meh... great comic series though and there are rumblings of a cartoon series/movie in the works (I forget which but animated either way.) Maybe he should try some Nancy Drew games, if he hasn't already? XD
@@DoveJS @J. Stanley Yeah Sam & Max did seem like an old game when I watched a short clip of it, but sometimes the old classics are still great games today. Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic is one such game I think, Kevin played a little bit of it, but it is a massive game. And yeah, Kevin playing the Wolf Among Us game; he'd be trying to make him turn into a werewolf at every opportunity xD
@@jediobiwan132 Yeah, it's still great. I assumed Hit the Road would be hard to find since it came out in 1993 but apparently it's on Steam! Also, Steve Purcell did a few Star Wars crossover comics that are pretty good. :3 That said, it's far more linear than even the Telltale games so Kevin wouldn't have much space for any personal flourishes. True! Werewolf 24/7 and I'm down for that lol. Poor Bigby... poor Toad too. :)
Can someone make a *"Call Me Kevin Simulator"* and it starts off with him getting hit by a car driven by no other than *Jim Pickens* with *Turg* riding shotgun?
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
I just wanted to thank you Kevin for helping me thru the hardest times of my life no matter how hard shit gets I always make sure to catch your videos n I thank you for that 💙💚💛🧡❤️💜⛓🙏🏻
"Today I go to the place I deserve to be sent to..." Me: mental ward? Kevin: "prison" Me: almost (btw this is a joke. I think Kevin is an amazing person ^^)
Kevin, I just wanted to say that you lightened me up in my darkest days and you've made me laugh through depression. You've inspired me and my brother to start a channel one day were we can help people and make people laugh just like you did all of us
Will love to see a return of the desktop goose :D maybe you could bring him back in a future Among Us video? :) Think you can put you own photos to the goose and he will bring them on like he normal do with he"s own, for that could be more fun and something different for the goose as well :P
With Kevin's luck, he'd go to prison as a prisoner and end up as the warden before the end of his first day.
It won't be luck, it would be his special talent of getting other people do things for him by talking to them alone.
@WaterMallin WaterBallin uh
congrats on heart
He would go to the wardens office and Jim Pickens would be waiting.
it's the luck of the irish, lads!
How does Kevin manage to be the nicest person on TH-cam while at the same time being a complete psychopath
BRUH SO TRUE
I dont even know but you are completely right
Cause only truly nice people are aware of bad people. (And hence know how it looks like to turn it up to 100%)
Bad people are common and most just see them as "normal".
And the fact that he started such a wholesome community by playing video games as a psychopath.
the duality of man
Someone needs to make a Kevin Simulator so Kevin can play it.
Oh my goshhh, how do we arrange this? Where are the game developers? Can we pay them? Start a petition!
Yes please!
This sounds so interesting. Simulator of playing simulators (and among us ofc)
@@Carla-wk3mz it makes me want to learn how to code just to make it haha
He’d lose at it and hate himself more.
Kevin : beating up the prisoners.
The prisoners : *MiCkEy MoUsE's NoIsEs*
Okay, that is not how I sound!
@@mickey4697 Well...I think we are at least 70 to think that you sound like that, based on the likes 😂
@@luckyduchesse8924 it is painful to think that people think I sound like that...
@@mickey4697 wut
The prison choir will win every Grammy.
first
More like granny
Pepepopo will grant them grammy's
@@FemkjeMW …huh?
"He's fecking screaming at me like Pingu or some shit" 😂😂😂
Honestly one of the best quotes I've ever heard
rolmfao
“putting me in charge of a prison was a terrible idea”
isn’t that literally every single sims video??
My thoughts exactly
But that's a great idea
Me: “Can we have Stanford Prison Experiment?”
Mom: “We have Stanford Prison Experiment at home.”
Stanford Prison Experiment at home:
😂
Pro: It’s ideally better because there’s only one abusive guard.
Con: That one guard is Kevin.
“I’m gonna make you my prisoner” -CallMeKevin 2020
Oh come on, we all know that was Jim Pickens' mask slipping...
I'm OK with this
@@FruityCottonCandy hello, fellow person!
Yes daddy ! Lol
Say less
Kevin: tasing the new prisoner
The new prisoner: NOOT NOOT
If Kevin was in charge of a prison, every prisoner would behave so they can get out of there.
Bro You're every where
oh yeah 100%
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 if you see him everywhere, aren't you everywhere too?
@@IamaPERSON dun dun dunnnn
@@anniedangerface Ms. ND, how are you?
I love how Hufflepuff had a discount House Baratheon Banner
Prisoner: awebluh amuhq
Kevin: *Yes I would like money!*
"He's cowering from the fire extinguisher, trying to punch me and is saying 'My ass is itchy' all at the same time"
- Kevin
cop: "you're under arrest!"
Kevin: "they launched the VR version! Hurray!"
"He kinda looks like me. Ohh and he's in a prison for murder, that's fitting."
Me: *wait... what*
Kevin: “He’s fecking screaming at me like Pingu!”
Me to myself : *noot noot*
Noot noot!
noot noot!
*noot noot*
𝓝𝓞𝓞𝓣 𝓝𝓞𝓞𝓣
noot noot
Kevin: "who else hates call me Kevin?" *stops to address audience* "not you guys"
Also Kevin: has a fan base that adores him, him playing games, him singing, him making friends in game...
"Putting me in charge of prison was a horrible idea"
Correction: Kevin is just roleplaying as the average prison warden
Wait it’s you
I'm just waiting for the prison riot.
It’s Justin.Y
Why'd you get here?
Dang u are hella early too
For some inexplicable reason, I didn't expect Kevin to be so abusive to his-.. the prisoners.
Game: allows character customization
Kevin: instant like
Any game with character customization is god tier to me
kevin is the only youtuber that makes me forget about my problems and help me have a good time and see the good in life. i’m going through a hell of a rough time rn and kevin really really helps me and it’s just his energy and stuff that helps me distract from all the crap things in life. thank you everyone who read this far, and of course Callmekevin for helping us all through tough times
I’m kinda late but I hope you’re doing okay
the fact that my roommate walked in the minute Kevin smacked on his headphones and made that "oOOoOoof" noise smh
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I love how this fell right in line with the stanford prison experiment so perfectly.
Kevin must have severe ear damage after all those "oof's
Character: Harmless
Crime: Rape
Hmmm...no, I don’t think that’s right.
There’s a murderer that’s harmless too, what?
Rapist was a child rapist, murderer was a child murderer. Problem solved, they're absolutely harmless.
I see Mini Ladd is in this prison.
@@lemonhoarder3054 I don't think you know what a child rapist is
@@lemonhoarder3054 i dont think child rapists are what you think they are 😃
@@ruth021 Child rapists are pathetic wastes of space who often get killed in prison for being lower than pond scum. Harmless, so they prey on those who can't defend themselves.
I was just playing Prison Architect earlier. Such a weird coincidence.
It’s so fun
@WaterMallin WaterBallin did he now?
"Maybe if I treat the prisoners badly enough they will lock me up too" Kevin thats not how american prisons work, you can do whatever you want as guard
Kevin: “put simulation in front of anything and I’ll play it”
Graystillplays: “ah another man of culture”
m favorite comment! i thought the SAME thing!
Ah yes, a man of culture
These simulator games are weirdly hypnotic. Like roblox tycoon games
1:28 any reference to "the incident" gets me
The only good thing that would come out of Kevin running a prison would be that there would be 100% reform from trauma
Helping the economy by creating jobs for psychotherapists
Good lad this Kevin
How to impress Kevin in any game: Character Customization
Such a simple man
Kevin’s laugh after he found out he could make his own prisoner was so precious
I am in love with Kevin.
I know no one cares. But i do
@@Juli-zs1zk I am too:) and I care
Turg turg tuuurrrrggg turg trg turrrrrg turg turg
Helloooo turg! how are you?
I can't get enough of his videos, as a fellow irishman its nice to see our people making it in the world and he is really helping me through my depression, thank you Kevin we love you
Putting in you anything is a huge mistake at this point XD
OwO
I can take that in very sexual context y'know?
@@allucid4083 don't think too hard about it
@@IamaPERSON loool
i had a little storke trying to read that hahaha
The prisoners’ voices are kinda cute, makes me feel especially bad for them that Kevin’s their guard...
CallMeKevin Simulator would be a great tho
"I want to make you my prisoner"- Call me Kevin 2020
Well he is right on one thing....
His name is Kevin
Hear me out on this...
What if it actually isn’t and he’s been “lion” to us?
🤯😱
The prisoners noises makes this so much better
I swear Kevin has like only 5 shirts,
me too
I personally like his "witch" shirt
"If there's any birthday money, I'm taking it!" LOL You couldn't predict this stuff if you tried! XD
That "ooooof" made be burst out laughing at work
This was actually very entertaining! Would love to see more gameplay!
The Confession is hilarious if you're into weird, funny games. lol
Depends on what you mean with "weird, funny games" 😏
5:26 "I found drugs in the risotto" lives in my head rent free now
i want a voice pack containing every oof kevin made while putting the headphones on
Whenever I feel bad, I always come to watch Kevin. It keeps my mind off of it, and makes me happier again.
I found Kevin through his TWD series, would love to see him playing the other Telltale games like Batman and Tales From The Borderlands.
I'd rather see him play the Sam & Max Telltale games or the Wolf Among Us. :)
@@DoveJS I never even heard of the Sam & Max Telltales games, they look interesting. And Wolf Among Us is another good one.
@@jediobiwan132 Oh man, the only reason I know about them is because I LOVE Sam and Max! I have a raggedy copy of the original graphic novel, played the original S&M Hit the Road game (I'd love to see Kevin play that too but it's super old and even more linear) and I watched the cartoon series too. Good stuff. :D
Wolf Among Us would be pretty interesting to watch Kevin play lol... I don't remember most of the options now but I'm curious how it'd go if he just pissed everyone off.
I'd like to see him play the Bone Telltale game too but to be fair that one was meh... great comic series though and there are rumblings of a cartoon series/movie in the works (I forget which but animated either way.) Maybe he should try some Nancy Drew games, if he hasn't already? XD
@@DoveJS @J. Stanley Yeah Sam & Max did seem like an old game when I watched a short clip of it, but sometimes the old classics are still great games today. Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic is one such game I think, Kevin played a little bit of it, but it is a massive game.
And yeah, Kevin playing the Wolf Among Us game; he'd be trying to make him turn into a werewolf at every opportunity xD
@@jediobiwan132 Yeah, it's still great. I assumed Hit the Road would be hard to find since it came out in 1993 but apparently it's on Steam! Also, Steve Purcell did a few Star Wars crossover comics that are pretty good. :3
That said, it's far more linear than even the Telltale games so Kevin wouldn't have much space for any personal flourishes.
True! Werewolf 24/7 and I'm down for that lol. Poor Bigby... poor Toad too. :)
I nearly choked on my soup when I heard the "DLC Oof" sound at 0:20 - ish
Pretty sure he’s been playing prison simulator in sims for ages
“Character: Harmless, Crime: Rape” HMMM
I would be really interested in Kevin playing more The Survivalist. I feel like its a very deep game and could be very fun!
Did you watch his stream yesterday? He played it there
I know. The thing i want is another Video.
Character: Harmless, Crime: Murder
If Kevin was sent to jail it wouldn’t be surprising if FBI sees all those out of context videos he will definitely get a life sentence
This channel is an instant antidepressant 😂😂
Can someone make a *"Call Me Kevin Simulator"* and it starts off with him getting hit by a car driven by no other than *Jim Pickens* with *Turg* riding shotgun?
i remember the good ole times when kev would play modded gta iv i used to love those videos
We need a "Call Me Kevin Simulator"
Kevin: *Makes RTgame in Prison Simulator*
Kevin: "Hmm yea looks like me"
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
💙
:)
@@anniedangerface yup
Ok you people can stop with these comments, he's done this for a long time.
@@ArcanistShion And you can stop being disrespectful, but until then, I think he should keep going.
me: * escapes the prison *
some handsome Irish prison guard: * *pspspspsps* *
me: "guess I'm gonna go back"
"Kevin at the movies" made me actually laugh out loud.
0:57 Character: Harmless
Crime: "M U R D E R"
0:25 my new notification sound.
8:56 the boy with the unicorn tattoo… *pepper sprays prisoner* *cuts to an ad*
Zimbardo with the Stanford prison experiment be like...
7:24 kevin just stole from himself
What movie is your pfp from
@@lo0neyt0ons44 rooster from the secret life of pets 2
I just wanted to thank you Kevin for helping me thru the hardest times of my life no matter how hard shit gets I always make sure to catch your videos n I thank you for that 💙💚💛🧡❤️💜⛓🙏🏻
when kev said "i'll make you my prisoner" i didnt even blink because it just sounded so normal for him
The best channel I've discovered in 2020, always the best laughs and makes one smile! 😄😊☺️
Always keep posting good stuff
Day 6 of asking Kevin to play SCP Secret Laboratory
Yessssssss
Yessssssssssssss
That would be so chaotic ,but he would make so many friends
I hate to do this but my mom said I won’t be able to hit 1k subs by Halloween and I’m at 800 plz help
Kevin is an SCP himself
That one prisoner sounds like Betty from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist lol
Such an under rated movie
POV- Your anyone associated with Jim Pickens but not the man himself
*dead*
Every game is Prison Simulator when Kevin plays it.
"Today were going to the place i deserve to be sent to- Prison."
KEVIN WHAT DID YOU DO
I really wish Kevin would play Whack the serial killer/Whack the creeps honestly he would enjoy it so much
Aww you missed the setup for "Your Nachos? They're Not-chos now!". haha
After all his experience with prisoners in the Sims this just seems like the next logical step for Kevin to play.
Oh my god I can’t stop laughing at the noises they make hahaha
I genuinely felt bad for the dude Kevin was tasering 😂 You never disappoint
Petition for Kevin’s new permanent intro to be 0:52
0:03 “to the place I deserve to be sent to-“
Me: a psych ward
Kevin: prison
Me: ah
"Today I go to the place I deserve to be sent to..."
Me: mental ward?
Kevin: "prison"
Me: almost
(btw this is a joke. I think Kevin is an amazing person ^^)
Kevin, I just wanted to say that you lightened me up in my darkest days and you've made me laugh through depression. You've inspired me and my brother to start a channel one day were we can help people and make people laugh just like you did all of us
Omg.. I had my speed set to .5 earlier and I couldn't understand why he was talking so slowly
0:25 I just imagined that noise as a text message ringtone, or even more annoying: every time you get a notification on your phone. 🤣😥
The way Kevin plays this game, it might as well be called “American Prison Simulator”
nah too many white guys
@@tommoblue2296 very true
I feel like Kevin and Gray still Plays would cause absolute chaos together if they ever did a colab video.
I like how througyhthe first third of the video he thought he was going tobe a prisoner lol
If Kevin ran every prison like this, we’d have no crime ✨
Will love to see a return of the desktop goose :D maybe you could bring him back in a future Among Us video? :)
Think you can put you own photos to the goose and he will bring them on like he normal do with he"s own, for that could be more fun and something different for the goose as well :P
Everybody gangsta till Huttlepuf starts breaking everyone out of Azkaban.
“I’m going to make you my prisoner... I hope that doesn’t get taken out of context.” Has Kevin not seen the sims 4 series by callmeKevin?
gonna use this as an example in my sociology paper on positions of authority leading to a power complex and abusive tendancies
places Thanos couldn’t break out of
Yes I have found you once again
@@yourmatenoel5128 you’re like a detective man
@@gtankcorsi8018 lmao
It's the new "hard time"!
"I would pay for new oof noises"
*moaning oof noises*
Nice to see enjoyable content from Kevin instead of Among Us, Among Us, Among Us and more Among Us.