I Made Custom Torture Maps in Portal 2
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The Box: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
The Button: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
00:00 Introduction
04:43 THE BOX
42:34 THE BUTTON
01:01:41 Map Overviews
Company of Heroes
Cities Skylines 2
Total War: Warhammer II
Crusader Kings III
Crusader Kings II
Democracy 4
Hearts of Iron IV
Hoi4
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balls
In your
Mother
Oh mission impossible, its called back to the future, where a futurama character says ...something and goes to a place *cops* would..?
the orgasm
Having Portal maps custom made for me should feel like an honour, but all I feel is traumatised
“I went to the Valefisk Portal 2 con and all I got was traumatized”
all of vale's videos are about vale
Change your name to TestChamber!
Should trap vale into one of these some time
Honest question, did you play this on a potato?
the prize in this vid shouldn't have been riot points it should have been a couples therapy voucher
Or robux
@@starkiller332 gregor samza bucks
Any kind of therapy voucher is too usefull.
the voucher should also have been expired.
@@MeLoNarXoai generated batman?
I Will never test chamber again. That guy can’t puzzle the game
Novel, we know that’s a lie, he can’t puzzle any game
I would have flipped my shit after that second removing of his portal
Did you enjoy Vale's Test Chamber?
Said the one who couldn't understand such simple puzzles as "look up."
Who screwed the jump how many times?
it was maivis plan all along to make this torture for vale instead of the players. she truly is the mastermind
Maivis was the true GlaDos all along
@cheesysealAnon would that make Vale Wheatley?
yes@@Danc929
@@Danc929He even has the same map design skills!
Psychological warfare
It’s almost as if whenever chamber and novel combine forces they get a compounding negative debuff on their situational awareness
i think its mostly chamber because it seems, in this video, novel has to bear the full weight of whatever the fuck chamber is doing
edit: this is changing somewhat as novel keeps failing the jump
This is like putting two lab rats in a maze to find cheese only for them to ram their heads into the wall instead of trying to solve it, and then they snack on each other when they get hungry
that's a beautiful analogy
Hehe, he said booby traps!
uh oh, Oh No, OH NO, AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!
WOMAN OOGA BOOGA
Sometimes it feels like Maivi is the real puppetmaster and Vale is the puppet
"So who's in charge of who?" "Don't tell either of them I said this, but it depends on the day."
The woman behind the slaughter
The real long brain of the operation
I like how the description contains all these games Vale hasn't played in years
I miss the good ol days of city skylines 2…
I also like how it says Hearts of Iron IV and Hoi4 right beside each other
bro liked the comment he don't even care 😭
@@lyanreehan
It’s stonks
Noooo, he stopped featuring these games in the description, what have I done :(
1:06:39 Vale thanking the sponsor and patrons (not the people he tortured for 2 hours though)
Novel did it to himself.
It's beyond incredible just how much of this video is Novel creating his own suffering. Like, multiple times they finish the map and Chamber clearly actually wants to finish it and escape, and Novel just sees the opportunity to goblin out a little bit, totally sabotages everything and softlocks them, and makes it take another hour. And then has the audacity to blame anyone else.
Chamber's Back to the Future scene is now cannon in my personal BTTF lore and as such the character "Fry" from Futurama is now also part of my personal Back to the Future lore cannon.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen back to the future alright
and yes, marty mcfly did indeed have sex with himself in back to the future, it was just a deleted scene
everyone knows the classic marty mc-ussy scene
Was he talking about the laser dance in Ocean's 12? (I haven't seen it, just that scene, so I don't know if that explains the Miami thing...)
God has forsaken us@@keyreset
Hey that crack looks like it could be structural, as in it could be caused by foundation shifting which is very bad. Keep an eye out for other cracks or expansions of that one, you don't want half your office to just sorta fall off one day, especially not if you're in it.
that's just what they _want_ you to think
Vale craves the prize of his office falling into hell.
Free ride
I now see why the CIA tortured people… it’s just so much fun!
can confirm
@@cia6042holy shit 😮
this is probably true tbh, it doesn't work for anything else
That sounds like a Glados line
The most important part of war is to stay hydrated and have fun!
vale is literally the perfect person to make portal maps. has the same kind of sadistic, pushing glee that aperture science test builders seemed to have (positive)
Ha we both release portal based torture games at the same time
18:55 I think he somehow swapped Back to the Future and Futurama in his brain.
"I hate this Vale" is the slogan of Vales masterpieces
This was truly a masterpiece cause it torments everyone who was involved, creator, subjects and even the viewer cause the almost 30 minutes of novel dying alone in the first room cause he wanted to be cool and press the turret button was agony.
Second time asking for the ultimate 2nd Person Shooter game tournament. You and a teammate battle against another team in any FPS game. The twist is that you can only see the game through your TEAMMATE's vision.
Knowing the Vale crew, it'd be absolute madness
This is such a deranged idea. I can't believe someone brought this concept into reality by saying it out loud.
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 why thank you
GOD that's evil.
I love it.
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 is this fr? it sounds almost exactly the same as "A CS:GO Tournament but the Players are Blind" which Valefisk himself has already organised.
@@CrimsonDude_it was partially inspired by that, partially inspired by a video essay about a Second Person perspective segment of a game, and partially something I've always wanted to see since playing shooter games like Borderlands with my dad.
The main difference is that, rather than one person giving all the information to the other, the players have to work together to see what's going on. With the blind tournament, the main problem is the gap between acquiring information from your teammate and reacting to it. In this, you actively have to be thinking about your movements from the perspective of another.
Overall I think the premise is about 2 to 3 steps up from the blind tournament.
I love how these videos get longer and longer lmao
Nah, If anything they get shorter. The geogusser video was 3.5 hours after all, and even still, it was incredibly entertaining
These videos are getting way too short! Damn ticktockers...
All in lead up to campaign for north africa
@@twitching_bot574 in what world geoguessr tournament is 3,5 hours? it's 1h40mins...
What's really terrible though, is that while watching the end, seeing him explain his "process" I was actively thinking of ways he could have made these two puzzles worse.
The true Valefisk experience, learning.
Everytime a Vale video starts with "I made ...", you just know someone is going to lose sanity.
One of the first times Vale was included in that grouping.
I stared at this for about nine seconds, then uncontrollably grinned like a madman. Vale is truly the core who gives GLaDOS ideas for the torture "tests."
can’t wait to watch an hour and seven minutes of worsening friendships
this has big "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me" energy towards vale.
I'm convinced they'd struggle just as much in normal portal co-op.
At 25:25
It was at this point that Vale remembered that he, too, was as stuck as his participants.
At this point Vale has commercialized torture and I'm here for it
I think it’s funny that they don’t know you can self destruct if you ever get stuck
Bach was famously a fan of including lots of explosions in his music.
Hello vale, in July of last year I went to a military school in starke Florida. In November we were givin a 1 week furlough to go home and find jobs. When we left the school we were in our nicest uniforms and we were expected to wear them back to the academy. When the break was over, it was about an hour and a half drive back to the Academy from where I lived I decided that I would spend this hour and a half drive watching this video. On the way there we stopped for some food at a drive-through The meal is an important what is important is that I got a Coke. When we got back on the road I continued watching your video, and I laughed so hard. I spilt the Coke on my good uniform pants. An hour long video of some of the Best quality entertainment cost me five hours of lecture and ass chewing and another three doing nothing, but standing at the position of attention. It was worth every minute.
The more of these videos I watch, the more absurd it gets with how long it takes the participants to figure out valefisks 'puzzles'. Because so often the answer is just 'go down the hall' or 'push that button' or 'just parkour a bit' or some combination of those things. Vale isn't some mastermind designing ingenious puzzles. He's just a guy trolling his friends, and they keep falling for it. To be clear, that isn't a criticism of Vale. I think its impressive that he keeps fucking with his friends in ways that they somehow can't figure out. Those solutions are the exact solutions to the puzzles in this video. They are so simple, conceptually, and even relatively simple from a skill standpoint.
Surprised it took you this long, you're basically glad0s the TH-camr
I'd hate to imagine what you could accomplish with Hammer (advanced Source map editor). There is a map on the workshop that uses non euclidian geometry, "Something Different ... Non-Euclidean", though I think that was made in combination with BEE2.
Another one for the “valefisk and victims” playlist
Vale and the Victims, the hit rock band whos music is entirely made up of screams and groans.
th-cam.com/play/PLZQml_8Z9VKVEChhHL-pQNKzOMsLBDfuz.html&si=twW51sfuaslzbLg2
It is an actual playlist
I like how the torture music and rockets have only targeted novel.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT vale did actually mention he used a mod “beeMOD” at the very end of the video but it is now here for anyone who didn’t watch that far… it allowed for more precise building techniques than the vanilla editor allows (I would recommend beeMOD 2” it’s way better
I think Chamber doesn't have it installed.
1:06:29 "I used beeMOD"
@@lonesometomb773he mentioned it at the very end damn I stand corrected and have updated the comment
Never has classical music been this terrifying. Also Vale, did you know google regards you as a game dev, not youtuber. I sent an email and hopefully it gets resolved.
I'm surprised they don't list him as a BDSM expert
Technically he is a game dev too, cause he has made his own video game.
He's both, oddly enough.
@@razorthewolf18 I'm not sure how many people have played (or even heard of) his video game without watching the associated TH-cam video. I assume Google just considers game dev a higher-priority title than youtuber, which normally makes sense (lots of game devs make TH-cam videos, but they're still game devs first); this is an exception that proves the rule.
As a Finn, Vale's spelling of Finnish words was a joy to behold
My best guess is that Chamber confused Back to The Future with Futurama(MC is called Fry), forgot he switched those around and just kinda went with it
57:58 I think I've never heard Vale's maniacal monkey laugh until that moment lol
He sounds like he's holding it back too which somehow makes it more maniacal
Why are everyone always go OH NO NOT A VALEFISK TABLETOP when they look legit super fun to play
Just wait until vale finds the hammer editor
Imagine playing a map for almost 2 hours, restarting several times after getting softlocked, only for the door not to open at the end
the finnish subtitles jumpscared me cause it never showed them switching to it lol
"I'm gonna switch back to german" then i get jumpscared by vale trying to read finnish
"wow this doesn't work and I die every time"
KEEPS RUNNING IN A STRAIGHT LINE AWAY FROM THE TURRETS
"I do think... you could finish this quickly."
1 hour video length despite the editing. Vale, you devious creature.
Coming up next: the Torture SMP, available at your local retailer.
Aka 2b2t2
@@starkiller332| 2c2bt
They all have permanent mining fatigue
What if you made a map that utilizes the blue goo to trap people in a bouncy hell all while turrets that are also bouncing slowly shoot them to death
Vale sowing the seeds of torture and mistrust in his friends: HELL YEAH
Vale reaping the mistrust all his friends have to each of his video ideas: FUCK
you know the torture is bad when it becomes painful to watch
The unintended consequence of this video is that, contrary to other videos of yours, this one feels longer every rewatch, since you already know more and more of the solutions to the puzzles by memory, and watching them struggle feels a lot longer every subsequent viewing
I'm glad glad0s got a much needed update :) she wasn't nearly as malevolent as she could be
This is Maivi's revenge. Excellent execution, this is her Revenge Valefisk.
Will vale ever learn his lesson that the one most tortured by his shenanigans is, in fact, himself? Hopefully not.
Alternate title: "Using WW1 Tactics To Beat Portal 2"
I saw “I made custom torture-“ and immediately knew it was Vale and that I had to watch
The Bach reminds me of when I used to make custom levels in Smash Bros Brawl and every time I would set the default music to the Ashley song from WarioWare and every time my friends would forget I did that and have to back out to the menu and change the music. Terrible music is a staple of designing troll levels.
PORTAL AND TORTURE AND MONKEY MAN ITS LIKE THE INFINITY WAR OF MY HYPER SPECIFIC NTERESTS
50:17
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: huge success.
having torture in every single one of your titles has to be anathema to the algorithm
All I learned from this video is that Portal has a very good knowledge progression.
"They even swap feet pics daily." excuse me we just glossing past that
A unique game to torture people with (although will probably not be as torturous as that portal 1 troll mod made by ths portal community).
37:55 i completely stand with chamber here he was about to go around the corner to be with Novel but novel threw the turret around the corner and you can see it shoot chamber knocking him back into the other turret
Val0s bringing us another run of his classic test chambers
If you want to be extra mean in future, you can make puzzles only solvable by using the crouch fly glitch/portal bumping/the double object boost used in the minimum portals route for the' Future Starter' chamber (none of these tricks require much mechanical skill.) Can also act like these were taught in the campaign.
slowly watching vale, chamber and Novel slowly go insane is so entertaining
my favourite quote of Back To The Future is when they say "it's doc'ing time" (I probably watched the same version as chamber)
I like how the entire first puzzle would have been easily completed if novel didn't fuck it up
The reason Novel could make the first room 2 times and then not at all for the next etc etc times was because he swerved the two times he made it, forcing the turrets to take longer to target him
This is the greatest thing in the history of player incompetence. And here I thought nothing would ever top the blind CS:GO tournament.
I do so love it when common sense and logic are conquered by the indomitable human spirit
A reminder that for whatever vale designs to torture his friends, it always seems to come back on him in sone way. Because he's a masochist.
You always seem to upload just in time to catch me when I'm sick and give me a fever dream day of watching a 1 hour video for 7 hours.
Thank you
When I'm sick in bed, a new Vale torture map is the medicine I need.
We thank Maivi for this wonderful tortuous idea.
I see you went to the "Colony Ship For Sale, Cheap" school of game design.
the most shocking part of this video to me was in the intro, realizing that sometime years after this game was released they updated the editor and added more test elements. Like i didn't play Portal 2 until 2 or 3 years after it came out and it still had its bare bones test editor with like half of these test elements. Amazing sometime around the last major tf2 update. They've updated a single player narrative puzzle game than they have tf2, truly amazing.
Any day that vale uploads is a good day, especially if it's an hour long video, you know it's going to be good.
Vale attempting to torture someone only to feel tortured by the end.
He truly has become GLaDOS
the end door in the first level is tied to the turret button in that hallway btw
idk if anyone has said that yet
It being the very first button honestly makes the puzzle so much better
4:20 (lol)
I'm lovin' the guy in chat whose name has been cut-off to "International Man A**"
I wish Vale had challenged his friends to an actually really hard puzzle. It would be a lot more interesting to watch then them getting "trolled".
did you know Portal 2 has a very sophisticated physics engine, similar to Half-Life 2, which the Valve team uses primarily for puzzle making?
Machiavellian Bach has been my ringtone for YEARS and this video is so terrifying to watch cause whenever it gets quiet i get a little jumpscare
would be interesting to see a short insight into not only how the map works but also the making of it
It's always a wonderful day when a new Vale video drops! I know I'm always in for a nice treat (and not feel bad for procrastinating something else😅)
The true reward was the friends we lost along the way. ♥
I got my wisdom teeth pulled out today and I really wanted to watch this but it’s too funny it hurts. This is honestly the funniest channel on TH-cam keep up the great content.
I love the Machiavellian Bach
this is great and portal is always awesome :D you could totally make a series out of this
THIS
This is why I love the channel
This is exactly what I needed for working at a grocery store during the holidays
I've been making a monstrosity of a 'puzzle' map since December in much the same spirit as this. Thank you for the inspiration!
Hopefully soon I'll have some footage together from volunteers of my own.
A new 1 hour long video from my favorite torturer right as im headed to bed? perfect
I am glad to see my favorite indie game get more attention