I Made Custom Torture Maps in Intruder.

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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Play War Thunder now with my link, and get a massive, free bonus pack including vehicles, boosters and more: playwt.link/valefisk

    • @madboo1267
      @madboo1267 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bungus

    • @crst_05
      @crst_05 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lets go new valefix video dropped

    • @CheezeSpartan
      @CheezeSpartan ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Pain game and pain man, a match made in Heaven

    • @nathaniellazo5912
      @nathaniellazo5912 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MORE PAIN!!

    • @aperson1896
      @aperson1896 ปีที่แล้ว

      More people to leak classified intel too?
      Helllll yeahhhhhhhh

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 ปีที่แล้ว +8800

    This video is exactly what all recent Valefisk videos have been like. There's existential despair, at least one person trapped in limbo for several minutes, and people actually getting excited about the mere possibility of actual gameplay. It's wonderful

    • @andrew6341
      @andrew6341 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      We’ve developed a Valefisk format. Now just time to set up an AI to mass produce hit videos

    • @TheGloriousMoron
      @TheGloriousMoron ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It is like my life

    • @ugh55
      @ugh55 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrew6341 When AI takes over they are gonna kill you first for this endless torture

    • @WakkaMadeInYevon
      @WakkaMadeInYevon ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@andrew6341 Implying Vale isn't an AI that's being trained on human suffering for the inevitable I Have No Mouth scenario.

    • @hedgeearthridge6807
      @hedgeearthridge6807 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Reminds me of that episode of spongebob. "FOOD... WATER... GAMEPLAY...." -Vale's Friends

  • @erictheepic5019
    @erictheepic5019 ปีที่แล้ว +4904

    It is fucking astonishing to me that the line tactics in the Crypt map actually worked.

    • @ShadowSlayer1441
      @ShadowSlayer1441 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      Plus the fact that it worked because of the static smoke like you might see in a Napoleonic firing line.

    • @AkashWShah
      @AkashWShah ปีที่แล้ว +102

      It's a good sign for the upcoming city.

    • @Project2457official
      @Project2457official ปีที่แล้ว +161

      MAN, 100 METERS, FRONT!

    • @sebay4654
      @sebay4654 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I mean I have ideas to make crypt much worse such as a set of ten QR codes that have been cut into four and randomly shuffled with each other so you have to take the ten into photoshop deconstruct the pieces and rebuild the original QR codes to get 10 key codes(4digit sequences) from ten QR codes except they aren't the actual codes just the keys to the codes following ten rules which are randomly placed to not be on top of there corosponding key pad

    • @arthurmorganssickness1888
      @arthurmorganssickness1888 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@sebay4654 calm down Satan

  • @pizza-for-mountains
    @pizza-for-mountains ปีที่แล้ว +3524

    it's so funny to me that the crypt map was the most tactical and actually had gunplay and strategy even though it's literally just an imported map of a giant maze of hallways with no cover

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier ปีที่แล้ว +304

      One of the side effects of making everyone so small is that they could take cover in places that properly-sized models couldn't, so hey.

    • @kmit9191
      @kmit9191 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@RoyalFusilier gotta love rats maps

    • @salvagedude625
      @salvagedude625 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      subterranean warfare

    • @Xenomorthian
      @Xenomorthian ปีที่แล้ว +70

      yeah all it would need would be some visual landmarks for making navigation easier and to make the map look nicer, and maybe some slight pieces of cover in some of the more open corridors (like a fallen brick or something) and it could be legit

    • @goatwithagun
      @goatwithagun ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You got oneshot PFP, you instantly gained my respect

  • @Kaospyri
    @Kaospyri ปีที่แล้ว +2178

    The crouch maze full of bodies is the most claustrophobic thing I've ever experienced

  • @WolfDB
    @WolfDB ปีที่แล้ว +2235

    "Do you think putting 1,000 Bananas in everyone's inventory was a mistake?"
    Yes it was. You should've put MORE in there

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Should have put 42070, just to guarantee that everyone would place exactly 1 banana.

    • @TheBananaOverlord
      @TheBananaOverlord ปีที่แล้ว +9

      10k at least

    • @_sandy_
      @_sandy_ ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@theapexsurvivor9538 "sometimes my genius frightens me"

    • @carbonwolf3865
      @carbonwolf3865 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine if kylo ren played banana tower, just: "MORE! MORE! MORE!" Cuts to "I've got 800 more bananas to throw at you"

  • @St3lla-MaR1s
    @St3lla-MaR1s ปีที่แล้ว +2014

    I love that even when vale isn't trying to nake a map too torturous it somehow ends up more so in the end

    • @St3lla-MaR1s
      @St3lla-MaR1s ปีที่แล้ว +34

      A HEART I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@St3lla-MaR1s a gift from the lord

  • @sarkhan_guy
    @sarkhan_guy ปีที่แล้ว +3367

    I now eagerly await "THE PAIN MUST NEVER END" Valefisk merch.

    • @firesparx5552
      @firesparx5552 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      how did you comment 2 days early?

    • @sarkhan_guy
      @sarkhan_guy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@firesparx5552 I have sacrificed my left nut to Valefisk.

    • @Browniegal
      @Browniegal ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how tf

    • @NetAnon
      @NetAnon ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@firesparx5552 Patreon

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd buy a mug with that

  • @Project2457official
    @Project2457official ปีที่แล้ว +441

    I have infinite respect for whoever was making Arma callouts 40 mins in on the Crypt map that killed me

    • @lucaspeters-murphy2770
      @lucaspeters-murphy2770 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That was Candy, don't give him your respect, he doesn't want it

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      His Arma Callouts was practically soundboard levels of accuracy...

    • @geenpunk
      @geenpunk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      [MAN] 10 meters (front)

  • @donpollo3154
    @donpollo3154 ปีที่แล้ว +1914

    I get the feeling that vale is an intruder in his friends' minds

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That might be what people call **Live free in their brain**

    • @MsNotorials
      @MsNotorials ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mixednarwhal You mean "Living rent free in their head?"

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MsNotorials yes thank you

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, he's an alternate

    • @zedkiller112
      @zedkiller112 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Friends”

  • @Burning_Marshmallow
    @Burning_Marshmallow ปีที่แล้ว +636

    The slipping sound effect is fricking perfect in this game. It’s just so hilarious hearing it and then someone yelling as they fall off the map.

  • @Vooman
    @Vooman ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "'Spooked ya'... Is that Crypt?"
    that soulread tho lmao

  • @neatnoot214
    @neatnoot214 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I gotta say, I love how 49:20 is just really chill, and then you hear the yell of "Teddys made it!" and everyone start getting excited, only for him to slip, and then a dozen people all simultaneously go "awwww" in disappointment through the voice chat

  • @spambot3138
    @spambot3138 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    56:01 oh my god, this is an excerpt from the rule book for the campaign to North Africa. Did they actually play a full 1000 hour campaign of it

    • @zadamany9255
      @zadamany9255 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      One can dream…

    • @gabenoblitt755
      @gabenoblitt755 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      uh yes i think it is the next video

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@gabenoblitt755 oh god please let it be such

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My god...

    • @streaming_account
      @streaming_account ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@zadamany9255⁰⁰

  • @nicorozner7417
    @nicorozner7417 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Is Vale literally just making an audiobook about torture methods?
    I’d totally listen to that.

    • @Darthybuddy
      @Darthybuddy ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Valefisk audiobook of the CIA enhanced interrogation handbook when?

    • @sebay4654
      @sebay4654 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Time to make crypt much much worse who wants to get lied to by a keypad as to what it's rule is with 10 of these keypads and 10 key codes that are scattered between 10 QR Codes that needs to be reassembled

    • @Xenomorthian
      @Xenomorthian ปีที่แล้ว +32

      its the rule book for The Campaign for North Africa

    • @YerpyMoose
      @YerpyMoose ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1500+ hours for estimated completion of one game.

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Darthybuddy At some point during these videos, Vale will find MKUltra sleeper cell words

  • @PerfectZeroMusic_
    @PerfectZeroMusic_ ปีที่แล้ว +661

    You know it's a good day to sit, relax and laugh over others' pain when Vale uploads a video!

  • @january0th
    @january0th ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I did the wise decision of not joining banana tower

    • @M0123-j6i
      @M0123-j6i ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ~30 minutes of my life I will never get back

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "I named this one *Spooked ya* so that they wouldn't guess what it was"
    And then somebody immediately goes "Oh hey is that crypt" as soon as Vale said the maps name.

  • @AChamber
    @AChamber ปีที่แล้ว +140

    800 bananas are ready, with a million more well on the way

  • @Spiney09
    @Spiney09 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Well, that reference to man in cave… that one didn’t age quite so well

  • @TheEighthWorld
    @TheEighthWorld ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Can I just express my unending love for that one classical track behind every torture video? I really think it adds to the insanity and pain of the who experience and I am all here for it.

  • @pumpkingamebox
    @pumpkingamebox ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Best part about War Thunder is it’s realistic vehicle design. And therefore you often get military secrets leaked on forums of real world soldiers trying to argue where the actual ammo box is on this new tank. It’s a lot of fun tbh. The forums I mean, the game is alright, lol.

  • @7isAnOddNumber
    @7isAnOddNumber ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Vale: oh boy do I know how to use unity
    Also vale: uses 6 cubes to make a room
    Amazing

    • @Ash_was_here._.
      @Ash_was_here._. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      he never said he was good lol

  • @daz184o_o6
    @daz184o_o6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Idk who it was, but someone in the firing line had an absolutely fuckin perfect arma ai callout voice

  • @Volthoom
    @Volthoom ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Okay that banana tower map is lowkey genius. It's not even torturous, it's a legit fun idea for a map.

  • @ooc329
    @ooc329 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    My favorite part of the video is still every time on the train map you just randomly hear *BONK* in the background

  • @TheLemonyOne
    @TheLemonyOne ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Cellar phantom, your dedication is something else. You earned that shoutout

  • @jasonvorhees1795
    @jasonvorhees1795 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Non War Thunder players wouldn't get how well it fits the theme of your channel

    • @Ghiaman1334
      @Ghiaman1334 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Just waiting for one of Vale's new videos to include leaked classified military documents

    • @Konradix05
      @Konradix05 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Ghiaman1334 Would redacted docs from the torture board game count?

    • @sadgoose9949
      @sadgoose9949 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The grind my brother ✊

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ghiaman1334 it would be fitting

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean ปีที่แล้ว +401

    The best part of this video was when Valefisk went "IT'S VALEFISKIN' TIME" and reminded all of those guys of a meme from last year.

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      at this point can we just call it a valefism

    • @Nevernamed
      @Nevernamed ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mihael64 valegasm

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nevernamed sperm vale

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nevernamed a new tag that is a surprise, but a welcome surprise.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ouroboruo All memes die eventually. But mrobin' time has had some longevity! Maybe it'll be the post-zoomer generation's "over 9000".

  • @dasamont8274
    @dasamont8274 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Almost halfway through the video, "Please let us play the fun maps". You know the video is gonna be way too short to truly enjoy the torture

  • @taxibutler1858
    @taxibutler1858 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Hey Vale, if you decide to make another Intruder map in the future, here are a few things I saw on Vent City that you might not have known.
    A: If you place a door too close to a wall and the roof is too thin (includes diagonals), then players can close the doors onto themselves to clip through the roof, which is possibly how MO got out.
    B: The Guard's Shrike Pistol can shoot through the Wooden Doors by default at very close range (assuming you are using SuperBossDoors). If you want to have pure chaos, the Advanced Material thing in the IntruderMM package can allow you to set penetration much higher (aka it will also work with SMGs, not just Shotguns, Snipers, and the Guard Pistol)

    • @M0123-j6i
      @M0123-j6i ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correct, that's exactly how I broke out!

  • @tromedlovdrolmai
    @tromedlovdrolmai ปีที่แล้ว +336

    This reminds me of the Race Designed to Torture People video. In it you said the "First Annual Joe's Mongoose race..." Are you actually going to be doing that every year?

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      judging by the fact that vale is one of if not the most sadomasochistic person on youtube it's quite likely

    • @Valefisk
      @Valefisk  ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Yes. My current PB is 42 minutes.
      Fear runs deep in the hearts of men.

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      oh god

    • @mememachine3029
      @mememachine3029 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Surely you must be /joe/-king

    • @funwithoutpants
      @funwithoutpants หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Valefisk And it was never seen again....

  • @cfilorvyls457
    @cfilorvyls457 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Imagine sleeping when you can watch this 7 times instead.

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว

      fr yeah ima do that

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bold of you to assume that I sleep for at least 7 hours

  • @KaneyoriHK
    @KaneyoriHK ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Purgatory is just Lynx tossing banana peels at you

    • @genericalias5742
      @genericalias5742 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The way he says “Hundred” sells the silliness of the situation

  • @chevrolet-poitiers9507
    @chevrolet-poitiers9507 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    It’s nice to see a company as torturous as Valefisk supporting this channel!

  • @UnknownCleric2420
    @UnknownCleric2420 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This video genuinely almost killed me because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
    I want to become friends with Valefisk but at the same time I never in my life want to interact with Valefisk.

  • @Zenyx64
    @Zenyx64 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    god I LOVE the way the grenade at 40:10 explodes at the perfect time to censor the 'son of a-'

  • @deusexmachina3047
    @deusexmachina3047 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I wonder how angry Vale would get if for one of these videos a Masochist makes their way into the game, and Vale tries to upset them while they get more and more happy.

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would be BEAUTIFUL

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Valefisk vs Graystillplays.
      Valefisk makes a board in GTA and GSP aces it first try without hesitation, because he is so used to boards designed to make him question his sanity that this was like a teir 2 out of 5 kind of board.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Valefisk vs LetsGameItOut.

  • @Shadow___Eevee
    @Shadow___Eevee ปีที่แล้ว +15

    48:32 “I’VE GOT 800 MORE BANANAS” Had me laughing so much

  • @MaisuBirb
    @MaisuBirb ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Yes now, this is a real gem and such a Valefisk tailored game, lovely to see

  • @zaxer1169
    @zaxer1169 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't really know much about Vale and his friend group, but I feel like half the time they pull through and play these things because they all can enjoy it together, otherwise they are just losing their minds lmao

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's easier to have fun if you're not the only one suffering! :)

  • @crashcoptr
    @crashcoptr ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The zebra strategy in the Crawl maze is peak "boys will be boys"

  • @mavbbt7850
    @mavbbt7850 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I laughed so hard when I heard Arma 3 refs at 39:57 : "2,5,7, return to formation!" and "Contact, men, 200 meters, front !"

  • @ineffabletryx6528
    @ineffabletryx6528 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the best parts of these were just people figuring out the meta strats that vale didn't think of, and basically just ruining the game for everyone else, somehow exactly as designed.

  • @St3lla-MaR1s
    @St3lla-MaR1s ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I will now rewatch this video every second of the day to get the most mileage of valefisks abhorrent upload schedule

    • @axing_
      @axing_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      his upload schedule is a torture experiment all of its own

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't beat me

  • @agcz789
    @agcz789 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The slipping SFX made me laugh more than I would like to admit tbh

    • @ShummaAwilum
      @ShummaAwilum ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that and the "donk" sound from the signs over the train track.

  • @Johannesburgus
    @Johannesburgus ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Oh boy, remember when a game being made in unity was a good thing?

  • @asddsa1053
    @asddsa1053 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    TH-cam randomly started playing your videos out of nowhere, now I'm hooked and love the content. Love the vibes the environment gives off and the editing style.

  • @DeadPerfection
    @DeadPerfection 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lynx (I think it's Lynx) immediately soul reading Vale on "Spooked Ya" being Crypt is amazing

  • @RoyalFusilier
    @RoyalFusilier ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This has a great balance of elaborate and inescapable digital torture, wacky memes™, and genuinely gripping down-to-the-wire competitive and tactical gameplay. It's that mixture which produces the real good stuff on this channel.

  • @AlanKor
    @AlanKor ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I found vale because I was browsing steam and I happened to see crypt, at first I thought I vale was just a indie developer. Little did I know that faithful day I found someone who belittles and tortures people. TLDR being broke on steam let me find this great channel.

  • @prestonpickering4996
    @prestonpickering4996 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Glad to see someone's familiar with the Campaign for North Africa. Couple other games which might have potential for the channel: Nomic (a game about politics and what I was hoping your democracy video was), and Magic Realm (the *second* most complex board game of all time).

    • @Sealg1es
      @Sealg1es ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My homie in christ you pulled that out of 28.24? Holy smokes...

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't give him ideas

  • @Dr_Ainz
    @Dr_Ainz ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh boy, new video where Valefisk makes both treasured friends and random strangers have a worse day! My favorite!!

  • @frogpilledtoadcel773
    @frogpilledtoadcel773 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Pro war thunder tip: leak classified documents to make your fav vehicle better

  • @endruv_2287
    @endruv_2287 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wonder if Vale has ever check out the Team Fortress 2 custom maps. Seems right up his alley.

  • @Alittlecamper
    @Alittlecamper ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nothing more sounds better than the cries of men and the wailing of the trumpets of the opening of a new Vailfisk vid

    • @Alittlecamper
      @Alittlecamper ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad to see Scammers stoop onto my comment. Hate comment scammers

  • @scantyoutube5649
    @scantyoutube5649 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As I lay on my death bed, life slowly draining from my body, light leaving my eyes, vision glowing cloudy, I saw a figure walking closer. Through the death haze, it was hard to make out who it was. But then I heard his laugh. A laugh I would never forget. Valefisk. I reached out a pleading hand, desperate to grasp life from the brink of death.
    A quick motion. A sharp pain. He... He had kicked me. As I lay there, I heard one last sentence.
    "Yeah, that's unfortunate."

  • @bigbananabill
    @bigbananabill ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I still want to see uncut monopoly
    i want to see the hours of just sitting there

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      insane monopoly: snyder cut

  • @thefiresworddragon927
    @thefiresworddragon927 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Halo map I actually know of specifically as Castle Wars, where you must reach the enemy base to steal their flag; yes, a CTF version of that Morbius thing.

  • @crowpathos9554
    @crowpathos9554 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These videos are such a double edge sword. The maps look entertaining to experience but at the same time they are so hellish too

  • @LynxHylix
    @LynxHylix ปีที่แล้ว +47

    BANANA CHAMP 2023

  • @yuriko_AH
    @yuriko_AH ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "which is hidden inside... *the crouch maze*"
    oh dear god, Joe strikes again

  • @Zetimenvec
    @Zetimenvec ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only thing that would make the morbius map better was if there was ice physics on the bridge, and if objects spawned and fell from the sky with horizontal velocity to shove players around.

  • @AntonVoyt
    @AntonVoyt ปีที่แล้ว +3

    49:08 you are saying like its the bad thing. It was one of the best part of it all. I would love to watch it as a stream.

  • @sugoistalin7809
    @sugoistalin7809 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Another fine addition to the Valefisk cinematic universe.

  • @Pufftarot
    @Pufftarot ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't know if I could handle being trapped under a pile of bodies in a vent for ten minutes, my noggin couldn't take the trauma.

  • @davidwilems8915
    @davidwilems8915 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This whole video is a great example of devs intentions of a map or game vs their playerbase being just a lil goofy

  • @TheGreenCookieShop
    @TheGreenCookieShop ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If Gregor Samsa one day woke up and was metamorphezised into a torturous mapmaker

  • @elpelucactronplus3607
    @elpelucactronplus3607 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1 thing to say is that the crypt it could be interesting but it's so huge that all of the times that I played it we only killed ourselfs just to end the match and skip to another map.
    Believe me it's pure torture and fun (but not so fun) when you're in a server with the "random map at end of the match" enabled and the crypt is always chosen between 2 maps.

  • @dasamont8274
    @dasamont8274 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    25:29 "It's a long way down, it's a long way down
    And nobody wants to join you
    And it's a lonely sound when you're on the ground
    But you can stop it if you want to"
    Nomy - Long way down

  • @utoherozv
    @utoherozv ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Vale's friends hearing the invasion sounds from darksouls whenever they get a DM from Vale in the wee hours of the morning.

  • @conner3841
    @conner3841 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    43:58 sounds like Caboose and something he would say in Red vs. Blue

  • @highelephant2317
    @highelephant2317 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The real intruders were the friends who suffered along the way

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว

      best comment

  • @lordadmiralclanker2132
    @lordadmiralclanker2132 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Combat Units

  • @michael1235654
    @michael1235654 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    How convenient I was just looking at your channel last night wondering when the next torture session was gonna be

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too

  • @Thekakarote96
    @Thekakarote96 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The rule hint at the end is indeed for the campaign of north africa.
    God bless Valefisk and his friends for playing this game.

  • @t.jrocket2589
    @t.jrocket2589 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Truly a tactical game

  • @des4929
    @des4929 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    20:06 ah man in cave that video that does in fact exist that isn't plagiarized whatsoever nope not at all

  • @cardnal44
    @cardnal44 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:35 I got an ad as soon as he shot. That was perfectly timed

  • @ZorillaMyrid181
    @ZorillaMyrid181 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shoutout to my man at 39:54 shouting like the Arma AI, wasted way too much time playing that game and would do it again in a heartbeat
    EDIT: Just a heads up, don't fall for the bot in my replies

  • @Jadez1207
    @Jadez1207 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Banana tower's torture factor would have been drastically improved with only CS grenades instead of normal ones

  • @mixedbaggamer
    @mixedbaggamer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got into watching your content after watching the first Crypt video and then immediately realizing that you were probably going to be the funniest person I watch on this platform solely because you are a sadist and everyone you employ to test or do these videos with HAS to be a masochist

  • @jonathanolson4019
    @jonathanolson4019 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes, my three favorite words to see in Vales titles "I" "Made" and "Torture". Always leads to the inevitable suffering for everyone involved, including himself sometimes.

  • @transnewt
    @transnewt ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you could make banana tower worse by having a stairway up from the bottom of the map

  • @Comrade_Alpaca
    @Comrade_Alpaca ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Spooked Ya, is that Crypt?"
    Vale: _Immediate disappointment_

  • @peigeot9906
    @peigeot9906 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That crouch-maze triggers my claustrophobia and I'm merely watching

  • @corbinnicholson945
    @corbinnicholson945 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    40:09 that explosion was a perfect censor

  • @swivelkeyring3512
    @swivelkeyring3512 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thanks for accompanying my mental breakdown valefisk, grateful for the upload.

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I genuinely laughed for 2 straight minutes at 6:43 my sides hurt so bad 😂😂😂

  • @theta8529
    @theta8529 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *Valefisk Uploads*
    Me: Welp.. Time to Lose Brain cells in the Best way Possible
    (Love your Content Vale, Keep the Cursed Chaos Coming)

  • @jemmerl
    @jemmerl ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You have some seriously devoted friends. Also, the sudden Civ3 soundtrack at the end of the video sent me down a sudden nostalgia trip and I shall be suing for the emotions I was made to endure.

  • @enderboy1824
    @enderboy1824 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:42 this clip, just something about it is comedy gold to me

  • @krillza
    @krillza ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks!

  • @BlackjackMain
    @BlackjackMain ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Make more content on this game, or in general, because I really enjoy it

  • @oswiniarty4586
    @oswiniarty4586 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the bananas had me HOLLERING. lynx is a fucking genius

  • @anderkickers5
    @anderkickers5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you consider that Valefisk Patrons participate in these videos, we conclude that they are, in fact, paying to have 'friends', which is a truly wretched state of affairs

  • @tanzdoesthings
    @tanzdoesthings ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh no. the next video is kenshi. that desert survival game where the one guy did a torso run. i ain't a patreon but i've seen enough suffering from that game to know where it's going

  • @Fireheart318
    @Fireheart318 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are so many scenes in this video that wouldn’t be out of place in a brutal war movie if it weren’t for the hysterical laughter coming from everyone there! XD

  • @thepenguinpilot
    @thepenguinpilot ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im so happy I have waited so long for more intruder content from anyone

  • @MicroMidas
    @MicroMidas ปีที่แล้ว

    40:09 "Son of a.." *BOOOOM*
    Perfect timing😄