Discord Runs a Democracy
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0:00 Intro
3:25 Election One: The United States
4:48 President Lynx: The Bean Party
10:48 Election Two: France
12:50 President Novelpond: The Anti-Bokoen1 Party
20:47 Election Three: The United Kingdom
22:01 Candy / Teddy: Dumb and Dumber
24:50 Election Four: Germany
33:01 Lynx / Novel / Virtrial: The Long Name Party
Hooray, I actually get to use these for once!
#democracy#uselection#election2020 - เกม
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#VALE2020
Prepare yourselves for a double upload, cause I'm back again
Also shoutout to Jan and Virtrial for being the election villains
Where is the anti swag corporation when you need em
"I also have absolutely no idea how to run a country".
Oh good, you'll fit right in with actual politicians lol
Okay I know this is off-topic but I need to know. What is that goddamn outro song.
Wait I can make a political party based on this.
You thought it a joke, but offering beans to the entire population would in fact solve world hunger!
@@smorgasbored2265months later but shazam gave me “ Symphony No. 63 in C Major, Hob.1:63 - "La Roxelane": 1. Allegro “
A bunch of people in a discord call screaming "STOP THE COUNT" at a strawpoll is actually the most accurate depiction I think I've ever seen of politics in America
Especially when most of them are European
Can confirm
I mean, really it works no matter where.
@@EpicStarman Australia
We don't use first past the post voting
@@theirishviking9278 Same in New Zealand. It would probably be something like "Stop the maths!"
"We should get rid of the cars." "Yeah, Germans LOVE cars! There's Audi.... uh, Panzer...."
I drive a Messerschmitt to work everyday
Hah, imagine not driving a Graf spee to school
@@jcrosenkreuz5213 wait
@@vonkaiser6817 hang on
From Berlin to Warsaw in a single tank
“The best argument against Democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Nah just brainwash them lol
That's kinda the whole point; not to have one idiot in control but rather many who (hopefully) can be smarter together.
@@charliep7448 unfortunately the idiots we have currently are magnets for other idiots
@@charliep7448 2 idiots don’t make each other smarter wtf
@@charliep7448 whats the diffrence between hope for a smart crowd with voting rights and a smart king
5:03 "you lost the election custard boy" thats a powerful statement right there
Well its wrong so not that powerful
Wouldn't you like to know Weather Boy
@@BooBooBlueBerry what
@@BooBooBlueBerry Hi there, BlueBerry Boy
@@Zorro9129 Kid sounds sketchy
I like how the election in Germany lasted longer than the reign of the Bean Party
That’s pretty accurate
i love how my arch in that entire video is "you got election fraud lol"
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Feels bad man. I wanted you in. get me a tomboy gf any day xd
Still a better story arc than twilight.
Beans. Brexit. Get it done.
Possibly the most believable fictious political slogan I've ever heard.
Is that not the slogan of the Tories? -signed, an American
That rigged vote made me legitimately upset
I was for the Tomboy party since day 1
Me too
Rimmy will have vengeance for this, the righteous will prevail!
I know so sad
Yea same
I wanted the SNP to win... for no reason in particular.
Beans
Beans
Beans
a bean!
Beans
suɐǝꟼ
I thought the title said "discord ruins a democracy" and tbh its probably a better title
Probably more accurate
@@dean_l33 if America was a democracy
Lmao that's what I read too
so thats where this so called "election fraud" came from...
@@brockcasey720 America is republic of socialist...
You're just trying to justify buying that morph suit aren't yoh?
I like how, if you do the math, at the end of the first run, 101% of voters were counted.
Well, much like the US elections, there's rampant fraud.
Give me, some of those, commas
The two singular votes were actually 12.5%, but Strawpoll rounds the numbers for display so they got rounded to 13%
@@Mafia200100 I think they meant in the first election where they got voted out cause with what you're talking about it would have been 102% though Im already past that part of the video and too sleep deprived to do the math rn lmao
This brings to mind my experience playing NationStates. Within 2 weeks I had built a country with the main goals of genetically engineering dragons from dinosaur DNA and constructing orbital death lasers to replace the nuclear weapons arsenal.
Did it work?
Used to play NationStates too. Pretty fun until you realize there's no point. BLOC is better.
@@Zorro9129 what is BLOC?
@@aVeryHandsomeWall It's an online browser game by Oppressive Games. Not terribly complicated but you set up a Cold War nation and try to get your alliance to win.
I basically made militarist singapore
Finally, our Lord and savior monke Valefisk has returned
Oh lord grant me more monkei costume
Wait i thouthg it was a george floyd
Jan and I's party deserved the reigns in germany
“I have no idea how to run a country”
“Our country is a democracy”
Well, you’re not wrong about the first part.
The election for Germany took up more time than the actual term
I got through the entire video thinking the title was "Discord ruins a Democracy" and not once was i doubting the title's authenticity.
This comment is the only reason I realized that wasn't the title.
Reject democracy, return to Bannana.
Deeeeeeep lol
The banana national anthem
ok so i must say that i was banned because of my opinions in favor for the tomboy gf party during the election in germany, that's why i'm at this very moment calling Amnesty international
the old athens democracy way adapted to discord: just consider the aristocrats you choose as a citizen
I like how Lynx (B) put a bunch of money into tourism and then immediately a pandemic starts
I once got 100% of the votes in Democracy 3, therefore, I alone should lead humanity. I rest my case.
With a face like that, I trust you.
Vale, blink twice if somebody is forcing you to wear this suit... oh, wait...
This video should be called "Why democracy was a mistake." Can you please do this in Stellaris? Every time you have a change of leadership in-game, a new player takes over
Thats.. ACTUALY a interesting idea
Should've had the Discord vote for the parties and then made a parliament where each of your team of party leaders voted with the value of their respective party.
I don't know why but hearing people shrieking and begging for lives to "stop the count" for a poll about a fucking videogame is making me laugh so hard I'm gonna pull a neck muscle.
Your vibrating plant is giving me conniptions.
Damn Jan got robbed from playing so hard they went to sleep lol
I love how you guys try a super conservative policy
And then a super progressive policy
*And Discord's too incompetent to make either work!*
I love how one of the stars on his US flag is transparent
i just realized i was called "dog shit kinda smelly tbh" thoughout my whole term as president
"Germans love cars! Audi, uh... Panzer"
Funniest video I've seen in a while thanks kings
As a scotsman I must inform you that after that drawing of scotland in the diagram, you are banned from the country. If you want access you just to draw an accurate scotland
“They aren’t even American, they’re European” Damn it’s even historically accurate 😂😂
You have completely lost it.
And we love it, welcome back Papa Vale
I miss read it as discord ruins a democracy probably wasn’t far off
Valefisk finally found his TH-cam password PogChamp.
The Bean Party will return
"The people should pick what happens." even that doesn't happen in a democracy.
"Next to the guy getting killed by Zeus in economy there is a rocket ship."
Lynx is the best President I have never had. Vote for Lynx
Germany has returned to being...
***Die Reichtangle***
I’m still convinced that Rimmy is in that suit and none of you can convince me otherwise!
I had two thoughts in my head when I saw this title they were
Oh dear god no.
And
yes YES. YEE-EEEEEEEES.
How about...
Reddit rules a Country
Kind of unnerving how someone in the call is named January 7 when this was recorded before the Jan 6 Insurrection at the capital
Is no one going to compliment this man on drawing the United States and the United Kingdom upside down? He did really good for drawing it upside-down!
yeah wtf
And not being able to see
Seeing how you ruined countless countries, reminds me of my best and favorite run in Democracy 3, which I played seriously, angered the liberals, created a police state oppressing liberals, and on the faithful moment, I misread that religious school boosts racism. In the matter of three rounds, I created an egalitarian society, and started country-wide race wars in my Canadian police state, with a surplus of 100 billion. Basically, I made Canada to be Quebec just without the French aspect of it.Dozens of assassination attempts by liberals but every single one was avoided because I maxed out everything I could, and expanded shit ton of jails, increasing jobs and people inside of it. It was left on cliffhanger because I was mad that I accidentally invented NCR ( New Canadian Racism ) because I wanted to create a theocratic police state
Who are you voting for, Hans?
I'm voting for the AGGPPGAG party.
Wait isnt this channel supposed to be forever cursed to make the gameshows and always fail.
This breaks my immersion
Poggers I love seeing discord admin abuse with valefisk
"I'm muting the opposition." Hm.
Edit: "They don't deserve a voice." Hmmmm.
This was supposed to be accurate, so why do you complain
@@actuallyIDontExist you're asking that on a two year old comment, as if I even remember.
Ah, nothing more true of democracy then for only a select few to be excluded from the people and given free reign to meme until they face the consequences. Thank you for the realistic experience!
"Germans against Germany" i'm f**king dying 😂😂😂
If Lynx was eating 17 400g tins of beans a second with a mouth diameter of 5cm, then the beans would be flying into his mouth at 4.45m/s or 16.02km/h
In my friends server we once had a lobbying system where we would gift steam games to someone and depending on the cost of the game we could get rules added to the server for varying lengths. The system was originally created by me to ban vtubers from the server and eventually spiraled out of control when someone gifted the entire call of duty collection for close to a thousand dollars.
I don't think I've laughed quite that hard before when they were yelling to stop the count during the public voting... God, that's good.
If anyone was wondering the song at the start was Stars and Stripes forever
goodness, that germany election was probably the closest I've ever gotten to death
24:50 - 32:50 : this is why democracy is the best regime : the suspense
"One party will improve your standard of living and the other will fucking kill us all. Choose wisely..."
(P.S. This comment is not about any particular country.)
Loved this, I hope you do this again!
that france one just was a prediction of current events
We need more of this!
The German elections are the longest segment of this video. Ahahahaha.
The last one is literally just like the real election
Thank you Valefisk for uploading on my birthday you're the best.
Having rewatched this after becoming a really good democracy 4 player despite the comedy the plays break my heart
candy and terry being the first elected to actually have a suplus income suprised me to be honest
Stars and stripes forever is the background music
I was just watching a video yesterday, wondering how you were doing, and if the monkey suit was coming back
You've given me election night flashbacks, but it was actually funny this time.
Congratulations. You simulated a Republic.
Finally some upload
I've been waiting for months for an upload
2:58 Put a old TV filter and it will look exactly like a Monty Python scene
This is still one of my favorite videos of all time.
That insane German voting session was the best part.
TH-cam need more videos like these
I haven't laughed this hard in months
I would not mind seeing that again
we had an election in a discord server once, somebody created like 5 alts and rigged the vote
This was beautiful
I fucking died at 2:59. From a sad drawing of America to dropping it
The drawn landmass of Germany in the begining is similar how I picture this country. That accuracy is almost terrifying ^^
Unironically a great idea
i feel bad for jan's party being cheesed out like that :c
ok, now this is actually epic
read the title, knew it was you, always great videos. you havent failed me once
I want more because this game is hilarious
They did jan dirty in this one
When I saw the title for this video i all of a sudden started to smell napalm.......
Never would've thought germany is a chunk error
I like how one star on the American flag is green
Oh dear...
Edit: *beans* eh?
Edit 2: the German election, I'm dead!
Just when I was thinking when will Vale upload a new video
I happily bookmarked this video in my browser haha. Too fucking funny
Templin institute did this with their Stellaris invitus series and I was able to participate it was really cool
the star wars joke at 11:17 won over my subscription
The entire video I couldn’t stop looking at the missing star
I love the "certified moron" on your jacket.