What's The Most Fricked Up Thing You've Seen At Work?
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"TYLER HELP ME, I MESSED UP"
Any mistake that ends up with you lying down in a room full of kittens qualifies as a happy little accident.
Yes and no
Kittens don't know how to retract their claws yet, so it feels like little tiny razor blades digging into your skin. They also get in everything.
And of course, you can't herd them, you'll just get sassed.
Can confirm
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I can't even be mad at the first story. Dude must be an amazing actor to bring out that response. Took it in stride like a champ too.
@Gav Forrest .(
Loved the first story know it made that kids day that he knocked out The Riddler and helped Batman
Man I really liked that one
If only he wasn't so dang big hahahaha
truly a stand up kind of person
6:52 I find this oddly wholesome in a way. Just 2 bros enjoying their acid trip and having cake and eating it too once they get home. :)
It was made better by the fact that they each gave the other a ride.
Exactly! No theft, no harm, just a nice cart ride and some cake. 🙂
When I was a senior in high school I found an early stage miscarriage in a toilet. It was a disturbing sight to say the least. There was blood everywhere. Needless to say, I decided that I didn’t really need to go to the bathroom then and there.
So you found someone having a miscarriage was it someone you Knew or a classmate?
marvelous marvel girl no they found the discarded miscarriage in the toilet.
You made the correct choice. But did you tell someone or let the Janitor find it by accident?
@@electricdreamer2429 yeah I wanna know if an adult was alerted
Did you tell anyone?
The petco story, did the dude just want to frolic with the kittens? How on earth do you get 40 the furballs into one room, by yourself in the first place?
The help me part is what got me like bruh, you just put down some wet food. The guaranteed easiest way to. capture kittens
I like to think that the kittens were able to pick the kennel locks with their dew claw, and then chased the guy into the office in the world's most adorable revolution.
@@PatrickCervantez underrated comment
Omg I laughed so hard at the story it was so cute but I'm confused how the hell do you get 40 fluff balls in that one room but best part was the help me omg maybe they decide they were taking over
@@danielyoung7534 >>>>>>>HBO >>>>>>>>>ci>>>>>>hi b>v>9>> i>>>>>c obi>>>coi>>
I've been on the internet for a good long while now, seen a lot of things I wish I hadn't. I wasn't ready for a gay mummy cook off to the death via cattle prod though.
That was absolutely horrific. I hope every single person involved burns in hell!
Angie Stone I’m sure it was an accident
Jessica Rich all involved deserve a life sentence. That stuff sounds like horrific torture, not sexy stuff at all. And they all sound like idiots. Better locked up then have others die because of their obvious lack of brain cells.
Just a random Otaku I fully believe they talked him into it to murder him. No way a room full of adults and no one has the thought that you’re about to do something that the best possible result is instant death.
That one was funny as hell. Dumbass got Darwin'd
The mummification electrocution story is absolutely one of the most horrific stories I have ever heard/read from reddit. How could it even be proven to be consensual, even if it was? Even if out of severe ignorance, that's murder. Absolutely abysmal, torturous murder. Actually feel sick to my stomach and deeply unsettled. The only thing I can hope is that those last moments were swift....
However quick they died, it must not have been pleasant.....
I completely agree. I think they should have been charged with murder, sexual assault and desecration of a body. Absolutely disgusting.
It sounds like the mummification thing was a regular occurrence, but the 220v electricity wasn't.
I’m no lawyer, but at the very least I’d say it’s manslaughter.
Timestamp?
Those crap explosions which are described during the story at 12:00 or so are classified as a biohazard in many places and normal employees are not allowed to clean them.
Exactly, that would be a heck no for me
A child with an STD at that age, is almost always a sign of sexual abuse / assault. They where probably in shock and I’ve been too. I don’t know what it was but some are incurable. Knowing this girl grows up with that and possibly for ever since childhood makes me sad yet, angry.
52:37 "...shocked by what I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.."
Even the text to speech voice was shocked.
Omg thx so much for this comment. I thought I needed to buy a new phone
Watching at 2 in the morning. Dear fricking lord and turned off all lights within a mile radius
yeah dude its almost 3am and i was nodding off to sleep and then... I I I I I I
xD
The radioactive spider sounds like it was merely a shed skin, but that makes it even worse because it means the spider is still alive and crawling around somewhere, even bigger.
S P I D E R M A N
@@FireRising86duh nah nah nah naah naaaaaah
5:32 has to be the most wholesome “mess up” ever
This reminds me of a story where I was the harbinger of bad news for a Walgreens employee. I had to use the bathroom and he gave me the bathroom code (for some reason, every Walgreens has bathrooms locked with a code) and he was upbeat and friendly. I go in and do my business in the stall and I realize that there's brown stuff smeared on the wall in the bathroom. I told the dude and his face went from happy and upbeat to "are you fucking serious" in about 0.5 seconds. I feel so bad for him today, 6 or 7 years later
"The cleanliness offense against the terrorshits"
That one KO'd my funny bone XD
The epilepsy story made me sad. I learned how to deal with epilepsy from a very epileptic dog. She only lived 8 years and I hope I made those years good 'cos I loved that dog more than everything.
Epilepsy is not fun, i fractured My jaw and destroyed My teeth due to it
I'm so sorry to hear that I hope everything is going ok now=]
It's heartbreaking that that woman thought death by fire was better than living...
42:54: Radioactive Reactor Spider
After I finished screaming for a few minutes, I had a hard look at the last line, where they say that they never heard back from the team about the spider.
I take that in one of two ways; either the Men in Black came in to wrangle this monster and it got hushed up and sent to a black-site, or THE OTHER TEAM NEVER CAME BACK, THE SPIDER GOT THEM
@@sarafinasummers7863
MTF Lambda-12 "Pest Control' Agent 1: Hell no.
MTF Leader: What? Seriously? The jar is made of reinforced Pyrex,, it couldn't possibly get out.
MTF Agent 1: I said Hell. No. Look at that thing, there's no way it can't teleport or bite my astral form or whatever. I'm going to join Nu-7, at least all they can do is kill me.
Yeah that seems like it would be the start of all their conversations for at least a month, assuming they're allowed to tell. That's a story that begs to be told.
That story gave me flashbacks of Ken’s Labyrinth, an early ‘90s shooter game in which one of the monsters was a giant white spider. The spiders weren’t realistic-looking, thankfully, but they ran at the camera to attack the player and there were usually two or three of them at once. I don’t think I got past the first level because I was too afraid of the spiders.
I used to work at a big factory wiping data from iPhones, Samsungs, tablets, etc., and they’d get sent out to be resold as used. One day, I was trying to get an iPad completely wiped but it wasn’t doing its job, so I opened it to try and factory reset it manually, only to be confused when the page that opened some FBI-related homepage.
Confused, I made the mistake of scrolling to see where I could find the reset, only to be horrified when the next couple of pictures that appeared were of two underage girls engaging in sexual acts with a faceless man. I freaked out, dropping the tablet on the table, and contacted our supervisor; informing him what was on that and begging him not to look if he didn’t want those images burnt into his head.
It was taken by the head manager of the building, and given to what I assume were FBI agents when someone came to the building to pick it up.
The cast one... I’m actually traumatized... thanks :’)
I feel sick after hearing that one
i cant say that i disagree
They should be charged with murder.
this...
this is a new level of strange
i cant tell if im crying or laughing
That mummification one was straight-up murder.
Librarian in an area with high crime that also happens to be next to a homeless shelter. Oh boy, where do I start...
The guy took off his shirt and started dancing in front of a large group of kids.
The guy who backed our janitor into a corner, and threatened to punch her in the face if he didn't give him her cell phone.
The guy whose face was ALWAYS flushed ruby red with alcohol at 11 a.m, who threatened to rape my female boss, and called my black coworker a racial slur.
The guy who would go upstairs to the children's floor and start singing to random toddlers.
EVERYONE who snuck in large quantities of beer, whiskey, rose, etc, into the bathrooms to get plastered.
The woman who attempted to physically shove me out of the way when I told her the bathrooms were closed, as we were closed.
The dude who got less than 3 inches from my nose and said he was going to stab me for being white if I didn't let him yell swear words while watching youtube.
The man who claimed to know where I live after I told him not to eat chicken wings in the stacks.
And many, many, many more. I was calling 911 what had to be 3 times a week or more at some point.
I worked at a country club. There was black mold in the tea urn. The manager knew & did nothing. Elderly people loved that tea. It was I who pointed it out & cleaned to which he said that’s been there awhile...
The first one lmao. Dudes like "I'm the Riddler. I deserved it."
When I used to work at a clothing store back in 2018, I had this older woman and who I assume was her teenaged son come in to the fitting rooms while I was on shift. Nothing out of the ordinary, I just figured it was just some regular back to school shopping since it was late August or early September. As was store policy, I gave them the sign to hang on the door that indicated how many items they were trying on (theft deterrent measure) and that the room was occupied. Since it just looked like it was a routine shopping trip between mother and son, I went about helping other customers and didn't pay them too much attention.
Then this is where it started getting weird, all of a sudden these two people who were just speaking English in a perfectly normal American accent were now speaking some Eastern European language with thick accents (I assume it most likely Russian). I thought it was slightly odd, but considered the possibility that maybe they were immigrants and didn't want to broadcast that fact, and it was in Houston too so we tend to get a lot of different people from around the world here. Then they started talking to each other in a tone of voice that's typically reserved for, uh, "intimate time" with one's romantic partner and then heard what I assume was kissing.
At this point alarm bells are starting to go off in my head, so I slowly make my way over there, knock on the door, and asked if they needed any help. Their tones sounded startled and they immediately reverted right back to the American accents and said they didn't need any help and apologized. They came out about 2 minutes later looking flushed with embarrassment and hastily put together before quickly leaving the store without buying anything.
Nothing was missing from the clothes they were supposedly trying on and there was no evidence of what happened in there other than what I overheard, and since nothing was stolen my manager didn't bother reporting the incident and told me I probably just misheard things. Definitely not the worst thing I ever encountered working retail, but it was definitely the weirdest moment I ever had while working.
Tldr: I think I might have accidentally interrupted Russian incest while working at a clothing store.
Get your head out of the shitter this ain't pH
When you see a cast of my footprint there and realize your company supports creepy people who make casts of my footprints
no way you're real
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I GO?
I figured I'd see you there
I’m sorry dude, it must be hard
I work with dogs to say the least. during my first week I was sitting to take a break in the yard and felt something on my back. i figured it was a dog smelling me as that's what it felt like but when I looked I saw a dog peeing on my back. naturally, I stood up and hosed myself off, but this dog doesn't move a single bit and just continues with his business even after I got up.
I joked with coworkers that we are never on speaking terms again because of that but he has honestly grown to be one of my favorite dogs to work with
19:30 Yep, that’s schistosoma reflexum. The abdomen didn’t close and all the guts came out
Ya, i went it looked it up. For those who may be squeamish, don't.
LittleKittySilver thank you for the warning
That kitten one sounds amazing 👏 👏👏
A few years ago, I was sitting at my desk, 1/2 way through the day, entering data in the computer, & flipping through paperwork. Out of nowhere, a person walked right up to me, & placed an amputated foot/ partial leg on my desk in front of me:( I about fell out of my chair- literally!!!! About a week later, the same thing happened, only this time it wasn't an amputated leg- it was an open bucket, with blood sloshing out, all over my desk & paperwork, with a fresh placenta in the bucket.
I worked in a hospital lab, but at the time, I handled billing / the paperwork for testing, in the front office, so there was no reason any organs, limbs, etc...., to have ever been in my area. Turned out it was a newly hired employee, each time, 1 from maternity ward, the other from the ER, that had been told to take the placenta & amputated limb, to the histology department- they didn't realize that was a completely DIFFERENT department from the lab, where blood is drawn & testing is done, & neither of them had covered what they were transporting, so they carried each all the way across the hospital like that, before plopping them down on my desk in front of my face 🙁 They were both reprimanded & I was temporarily traumatized...
Heh, I got a story.
A few years ago I worked at the headquarters of a logistics company that specialized in high-priority packages. They mostly shipped stuff in the cargo compartments of passenger planes and had a network of field agents picking up and dropping off packages at various airports around the world. Most of the clients were electronic parts manufacturers, but there was also a biological research lab.
One day as I'm browsing the work inbox for stuff to do, I stumble upon a chain of emails from one of the electronics companies that seemed quite upset about a package they received. I start scrolling up. At the top of the chain there is a picture of a cardboard box containing two glass jars and several party balloons. Inside the jars - pigs' eyeballs in formaldehyde!
Turns out there were 2 packages coming in at the same airport on different flights, one for the bio lab and one for the electronics factory, and the field agent mixed them up. That was a fun day at the office.
At a landscaping job my boss took a trencher (like a 4 foot long 6 inch wide chainsaw for the ground) and ran it through a huge fiber optic line and cut internet for probably 50,000 people. I laughed my ass off while he was trying to splice 1000's of fiber optic lines. City showed up and cussed him out and we left. Never went back to finish the job.
I hear about these crap messes and I dread the idea of finding something like that because I clean the bathrooms.
A former coworker had to deal with one of those situations recently at their current job. Gross.
My father worked in a sugar mill in australia around (1950) , he said while he was there a man fell into the sugarcane crusher and by the time he came out the other side you could fit him in a washbasin.
I used to know a mine engineer and quite well known in his time (RIP H. Stevenson) but told of a contractor who managed somehow to fall into a major mine drainage sump (Mt Carbine (?) in QLD) and got sucked through the inlet grating of the pump (it was rated for 1000's of litres per second) and he literally just vanished... (Diluted by about 100,000 times). That kind of thing can't happen these days i am told!
15:29 my culinary brain and my chemistry brain just came up with this brilliant string of thoughts.
Cooked alive, in plaster cast.
Plaster, drywall
Drywall, paper
Cooked, paper, French
Fish
SALMON EN PAPILLOTE
(It means salmon cooked in a paper pouch)
Dude, drywall is not paper and humans aren't salmon.
@@cherylmcelveen2817 drywall literally is made of paper.
Also it's just a connection I made
Somebody walked into the family restaurant I work at, and they just walked into the basement. Funnily enough, that day we had my aunt's clown statue down there and it looks creepy when it's dark out. We heard a scream, and he came running up. He apparently thought it was the bathroom.
Bro the googly eyed dong expose book sounds hilarious to be honest lmao
John Doe I love the idea that out there somewhere there’s a dude with a scrapbook of penises with labels underneath such as ‘fairy princess, ogre, squirrel’ etc.
@@Spectublend Seriously! No exaggeration, I have laughed at the thought of this at least once a day since I heard it!!
Googly eyes make almost anything better.
@@juliagoodwin9510 agreed lol
when you do your acting so well that you get arrested for possessing class A drugs
goals
The spider bit made me shiver so many times and almost made me cry for fear wtf
Same
The wednesday night cake lovers sound like they've got an amazing routine going on :D.
Dude for real. If everyone could handle their drugs/ alcohol like that, the world would be a little better. Sounds like they new exactly how much to take and be able to calmly enjoy the experience without being total dicks.
25 years ago, my first week on the job as a manager at the trucking company I worker for for years, a new guy on my team was screwing around and got his hand caught in a conveyor belt, it dragged his hand into the steel rollers, broke his arm at the elbow with a compound fracture and smashed and popped all of his fingers like grapes. I had just had my first aid training and cared for him while we waited for EMS, scared for life.....
Not really sure what's "most" F***ed up...
The one that haunts ME though... was a crocodile turned loose in Florida. I part-timed in reptile wrangling to supplement Navy pay... AND this croc' had gotten into a family pool before it was noticed. It was in excess of 15 feet long... AND someone had jumped into their pool without looking.
It was a friggin' mess... I've hated the exotic animal trade since even before this... BUT no kid should have to "security check" the family pool before taking a dip. I shouldn't get extra pay to do this job... if we're honest. The job really shouldn't exist. ;o)
Wait, I need closure on the radioactive spider! 😱
Imagine if that's what happened at Chernobyl and they sacrificed themselves for the greater good of mankind.
13:45 no skip it im telling you you dont wanna know seriously it made me sick dont watch it skip to 15:35
thanks, reading the comments I get the feeling I don't want to see it. I wonder if it's that first comment at the top of the comments section they were talking about.
52:36 even the Narrator stutters from the Old Lady 😭🤣
Story at 11:10 reminded me. I went with my cousin to get laundry done at a laundromat. This middle age lady came walking out of the bathroom, gives us a strange look, then speed walks out. Found out she didn't quite make it to the toilet and had explosive diarrhea. Almost an entire half of the bathroom including the sink and toilet were completely covered in liquid shit. I warned my cousin, and held my pee another hour until we got home. We left the door closed as the stench was very extreme. It was like finding a crime scene where someone murdered a shit monster like the one in dogma. I didn't realize that amount could come from one person, though she did look pretty unhealthy.
I watched a guy pull a pistol and blow his brains out. I was a security contract manager and part of my job was to work at the different sites and ensure we met our contractual obligations and address any concerns.
A call cam over for a domestic disturbance in the parking lot of the hospital I was working at, and when I got out there, about ten feet from the vehicle, the man pulls out a pistol and pulls the trigger.
I had to pull his wife out of the car and drag her away. All I can say is that the movies get it WAY wrong. The heart doesn't stop pumping immediately, and the brain has a lot of bloodflow. It was more like kill bill than you'd think.
Regardless, since I wasn't technically an employee of the hospital and they didn't feel like paying for therapy, I got canned the next day.
Lol, solid snake style. I picture him trying so slide by the counter in a cardboard box.
😆🤣xD
11:10 will forever be my favorite ask reddit response lol
I’m welding rn and listening to this in the background but for those who don’t know a dryer outlet is also use in welding cuz most welding machines need more voltage then a wall outlet can give
That spider that survived in the reactor for 3 months without food: It didn't need food. It fed off the crew's nightmares.
There is 3 I can think of off the top of my head...
Dude blew his own brains out all over a pillar at work in front of his wife and her lover.
Flight from O'Hare had bad seafood served and on landing had 100+ passengers spewing from both ends while sobbing loudly as they rushed to various bathrooms, leaving behind a multicolored trail of bodily fluids.
If you don't know what a moving sidewalk is, it's a flat escalator, it even has the fabric guard channels at the end plates. Someone, or something dropped a runny pile of shit on the 2 city block long moving sidewalk at my previous job, which would have been a pile, if it wasn't so runny. The fabric guard caught the shit, and spread it, like chocolate cake icing across the entire belt, which is actually twice as long as what is visible, into a layer of permanently renewing shit carpet, that thousands of people who were in a hurry didn't care about, tracking it everywhere.
The Poo.
I used to work in a hotel. One day, there were two poo incidences.
1) A kid, who had rented the room under and friends and family discount, clogged his toilet so he took a shit in the garbage can. At least it was contained.
2) A seemingly normal middle aged woman checked out. When housekeeping went to inspect her room they found the bathroom in complete disarray. Because I was technically the senior front desk staff (most seniority, I was 23-24 though), I had to up to document the damage. There was shit splatter everywhere. In the tub, out of the tub, on every wall. The only thing I can imagine happened is that the woman dropped trou and let 'er rip as she did a 360.
I think every cat owner can imagine the sheer panic of having let loose 40 kittens in a Petco.
Could you just imagine if the spider was a huntsman
Nopenopenopenope
Yesyesyesyes
That's probably what it was. That or some sort of tarantula
@@allbankbasalisk___2005 huntsman's can get to the size of dinner plates try to get a tarantula that big
Tarantulas can grow up to 7 inches across ya point?
The spider one was my favorite.
Husband works in same job environment. I already have many concerns, I also have crippling arachnaphobia. I sent him the timemark link as soon I heard it, and a text that said, " I've already requested bids for install on decontamination chamber by the mailbox. Oh and we'll be checking your bum for stowaways and bites."
Awaiting comedic response or budget cap.
I think I'm hilarious, he rarely laughs, must be my cunilary talents that keep him around.
Even though there was no radiation involved, the tale of the spider in the nuclear power station reminded me of an experience I had in 2005. While in Sydney, Australia, doing genealogy research and meeting relatives, I went to a cemetery in North Sydney. As we entered the gate we saw a well-tended hedge to our left and beyond that a spectacular tree with a huge canopy. I decided to walk over and stand in the shade of this tree when mt travel companion advised me to stop.She sounded terrified, so I stopped and looked to where she was pointing. Between the lower branches of the tree and the hedge was a massive spider web. It had to be nearly 5 feet across (my terrified mind may have exaggerated the size, but it was HUGE), and right in the very center was a massive spider. He/she had to be 4 inches across including the legs. I noped out of there pretty quick, so I can sort of relate to OP.
Was it a Huntsman?
Probably no where near as fucked up as some of these, but I work fast food, and have seen some shit that to me is fucked up.
First is the Lady who like my second week on the job, ordered our two piece fried chicken dinner. She ate it, got the bones of her chicken cleaner then my 4 dogs could get them, came back with the bones and bitched that her chicken breast was dry. My manager had to give her another one, which she preceded to lick clean as well.
Some kids, I say kids but they were probably between 19-21, 22 at the max, so kids to me (I'm 28) came in, ordered food, went to the bathroom while we made their food. Ate and left. Next a dude comes to my manager and says someone left a mess in the men's bathroom, he didn't even use it it was so bad. Its part of my job to clean the bathrooms. I go in and find wet toilet paper all over the walls, the stall doors the counter, stuck to the urnials, which both are full of piss, and some how some way, on the ceiling. The group of young guys were in there last. I had to scrape all of it off everywhere, except the ceiling cause I couldn't reach, manager got the back line guy to handle it.
There's a guy who comes in and ordered either our ultimate breakfast sand which with bacon or our big BLT. Ultamte comes with 8, and the BLT comes with 6, pieces of bacon. He wants extra bacon, no big deal extra bacon is 2 pieces. No. He wants a full 8-6 pieces extra depending on what time of day he comes in. We don't keep bacon laying around we keep a few pieces and are constantly cooking more during breakfast. He came in one morning, and took all the Bacon we had, and the bacon that was cooking.
Another guy comes in once a week, and I hate him with a passion, it tales everything in me not to yell at this man. If you ask him for here or to go, his answer, every time "no." No what asshole, no is not a fucking answer to that question. He always orders the same thing. I ask him all the questions I have to and every time I do he gets pissy and says no. I've nicknamed him the no man, and I get immediately angry when I see him walking in.
There's a guy, who I haven't seen in a while, who comes in orders one of our 4.99 after 4 meals, and starts botching about every single thing he can. The pettiest thing he bitches about, our health score card. He always claims its to high up for him to read, he has actually called the health department about it. He. Called. The. Health department. About. The. HEIGHT. Of our score card. He ate his meal, cleaned that paper plate so good it shine. But bitched about his meal.
There's a last who orders in our drive thru almost everyday. And every single day she has a million questions about the food, as if its her first time eating here. She doesn't have Alzheimer's or dementia, she's just stupid. She gets her food and her kids food, goes to a parking spot to eat, and then proceeds to drive thru the drive thru 5 or 6 times to ask for condiments, or refills.
There was a group of highschool small dick yeye truck driving hicks, that came in to eat, inside, 10 mins before closing as I was trying to get my closing cleaning done, and asked if we served beer. I know for a fact they were teenagers because one of my coworkers knew them, she's in highschool, they are in her class. And of course they pick the booth I just cleaned, and a family before them had destroyed with sauces and crumbs, and of course they left a somehow bigger mess. All they got was 2 cheeseburgers, and a double cheese, only two of the 5 ordered food.
And then there was the either homeless or run away who hung out till after closing in our restaurant, left a lot of her stuff in the big stall in the bathroom so I couldn't clean it, manager wouldn't let me, at closing she was asked to leave, she got her stuff and I left, I could finally clean. The sight I saw, was one that would make mortal men quiver in their boots. She fought a war with the toilet, and she won. I have never been so disgusted in my life, not even during CNA school clinicals at the worst nursing home in the tri county area.
The second story wasnt actually a violation of confidentiality. In fact, given the circumstances, it was the only ethical thing to do and meets the strictly necessary requirements. In fact, not doing that would have opened the company up to fraud allegations, and as everything was so well documented, no jury would ever find for the bank.
So I used to volunteer with a local nonprofit that runs thrift stores. One of our customers told me, in a kind way, that she spends "more than they pay [me]" at the store on a regular basis. I calmly told her "Ma'am, if you've ever spent a single red cent at this store, you've spent more than I make. I'm a volunteer." She was dumbfounded.
I once worked as a caregiver at an assisted living place. We had an elderly couple there, nice enough people even if the husband could be a little grouchy at times.
Their daughters were a real piece of work. One was overbearing and two-faced and the other was a greedy witch. The latter would come visit and take her mother out for the whole day at least once a week and bring her back right around dinner time, telling us not to give her mom dinner because “we already ate while we were out.” And yet almost every time, the mom would come walking out all meek and quiet after her daughter had left for the evening and beg us for something to eat, telling us she hadn’t eaten all day. We of course believed the mom and gave her food because we all knew her daughters were awful. We were pretty sure the daughter was trying to starve her mom to death so she could save money by not having to pay for both parents to be in the place, and she nearly confirmed it with some of the shit she’d say. She was somehow conniving and yet oblivious at the same time.
That very same daughter also started accusing the staff of stealing things from her parents’ rooms, to the point we weren’t allowed to do their laundry or take out their trash unless a manager was present t to supervise and make sure nothing was being “snuck out.” I was working graveyard shift one night and the daughter was visiting. She saw me making rounds in the hallway and tried to give me a trash bag and asked that I take it out because her dad’s trash can had been full. I politely tell her I can’t because due to the accusations of theft we were not permitted to remove anything from her parents’ rooms without a manager around. She got pissed off and stormed down the hallway holding the bag grumbling about how “ridiculous” that was, like she wasn’t the reason that policy was put in place to begin with.
There was also the sweet little lady with dementia whose daughter we were all 99% sure was abusing her because we kept finding bruises on the lady that hadn’t been there before her daughter’s visits. The daughter was her POA and because there was no one else to take over that role and the lady was too far gone mentally to handle her own finances, nobody we tried to report it to would do anything because they claimed they couldn’t due to the circumstances. We kept trying anyway, right up until the daughter moved her mom out of the facility and we heard a few months later that the mother passed away. I’ll never forgive myself or the people at adult protective services for failing to protect that sweet little lady. Even if she did scare the shit out of me when she’d come rolling down the hallway in her wheelchair at night muttering and glaring daggers at me and my coworker.
When I worked late nights at a fast food place, we'd get a lot of drunks. Our lobby was open until midnight, then, and it wasn't at all uncommon for the manager to have to call the cops. I only worked there for 9 months, and during that time, I found 3 guys, on three separate occasions, passed out in the bathroom when I went to clean. One of them had pissed himself and puked all over the bathroom. My manager cleaned it up instead of asking me to do it, but he forgot to get the trash. When I grabbed the trash bag, it was FULL of empty liquor bottles. There's no way it was just the one guy who brought them in; where would he have hidden them all?
That's exactly why (in my state at least) there's a law against public restrooms in liquor stores. There's just no place to "sneak" a drink... and no liability on the store selling booze. ;o)
7:34 I genuinely don't understand why someone who wanted to die would choose one of the absolute worst and most painful ways to go.
I would never choose that way, but aside from being horrible the supplies are super easily accessed and survival rates would be low.
Mmmm most fucked up thing would have to be seeing a dog decapitated in my work's freezer, since it was tested for rabies. Yeah, walking into there without realizing that was the first thing I'd run into was just the tiniest bit disturbing, and I see animal cadavers on an almost daily basis, lol
Was a vendor who had to deliver early in the mornings to convenience stores (1-4 am start time). My route was in a bad part of town. In a single day I saw a homeless guy whacking off next to my truck, a cashier who overdosed on heroine in the beverage cooler ( had to call EMS) a prostitute with her leg propped up on a back room sink washing her P after doing the old Indian cashier for some smokes, a police chase that ended in a shootout, (the Budweiser driver and I had to duck behind our trucks for cover. Hit the building next to us) a fight where one girl broke her big fake nail of in another girls eye and yes, even a big pile of human crap in the middle of the floor in a 7-11 that people just walked around and pretended wasn’t there as they went and got slurpees and hot dogs... Florida is a surreal place. Worst job I ever had. Stayed 14 years.
Garfield park?
I grew up in Chicago and that pretty much describes the place perfectly.
I saw some pretty fucked up stuff as a kid.
Why is Florida so. . . Florida? 😂
That one about elderly people getting scammed reminds me of my step dad's mom. She got the "FBI agent" scam call. She went to the bank like they said while still on the phone and told the manager she thought she was being scammed, but didn't know. The bank manager cussed out the scammer and had a screaming match on the phone before hanging up
*Yo my man, someone didn't quite make it*
Two different experiences.
1.) Used to work at a pet store and we had a homeless woman want a kitten. We have potential adopters fill out application forms for adoptions of any animal (with the exception of fish) and 99.9% of the time, they're approved.. except for this woman. It was very obvious she was homeless due to her keeping basic living essentials in a very TINY clear book-bag (toothbrush, water, etc.). She also stated to us that she lived under the bridge and would take the kitten in her book-bag, and leave just a tiny hole open so the cat could breathe. Obviously she was denied.... and obviously, she didn't like that. She kept harassing other customers in the store, saying how we're terrible people, how we abuse our animals (which we don't) and left. She did this multiple times throughout my shift. It got to the point where police had to be called.
2.) Also used to work at a T-Shirt printer. This whole family we had was very.... bizarre. Details are a bit fuzzy but I remember them just reeking of cigarettes and marijuana. They looked like your stereotypical southern, confederate family, but the one daughter wanted a design of a cheerleader wolf OC for a birthday party. Then the mom and her baby disappeared to our single bathroom towards the back of the shop ... and they were back there for 15 minutes. They eventually came back out when I told the family their quote for what they wanted and they smelled of shit.... like. Actual feces. Turns out, the baby took a HUGE dump in its diaper to the point you could see poop on the floor as it stained the sides of the bin. Shop smelled like shit for a week. Customers constantly complained, since no amount of Lysol could mask the smell after MUCH bleach and soap were used. I quit immediately after.
"It was like this guys butt didnt want to live anymore and blew its butt brains out" 😂
"It. Was. A. Crap. Explosion."
Nearly died laughing at that...
Also, that mummy story made me throw up. Like, literally throw up....
More so drama, than "the most F'd up thing I've seen at work": A co-worker went to our boss/owner (of a massage franchise) and told him I threw massage oil on the wall of the room she used often (before we had that little rule where we were assigned rooms). He told me about it but said he didn't really believed I'd do such a thing (thank God). She tried to accuse me of it herself. SHE STAGED IT 🤣
Y? She was cray?
The first story reminds me of when I played the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland... I made a little kid cry because I was so loud and scary and several other threatened to kill me afterwords... Geeze... I guess a did a good job though, lol!
18:16 I work at a parts manufacturer for several car companies. Having seen the mechanical presses we use, which use around 90 psi of air, break cooled down polypropylene parts, I can only imagine that dude had a hole through his hand from the press doing that.
Housekeeper at a retirement home. Had a lady that sprayed shit all over her bathroom walls and floor. It was everywhere, I believe she mustve been spinning in circles while spewing out diarrhea in order to get it all over like that...
I had to clean it all
"I knocked out the Riddler at Six Flags"
Now that's a story you can talk about at show and tell.
That one with the parent boiling their kid pisses me off. Stuff like that is why I’m against shaming kids.
"Someone didn't quite make it" lololol
11:09 had me dying, "butt hole suicide"
i have a couple, i work security at a hospital and have seen all sorts of shit, but nothing will beat this incident i had when i worked security at the adidas corporate office in portland. one morning at about 6:45 one of the exterior patrol officers called in to dispatch that there was a shit ton of smoke coming from behind the building (i was the shift supervisor so i just basically chilled in the control room taking care of emails and ir and all the dumb ass paperwork) when i heard that come over the radio i asked him to take me to where the source was and we found a homeless guy who had managed to catch his tent on fire, im assuming from a type of propane heater or a torch for smoking crack, but im not sure.. since this was off property there wasnt much we could do besides call 9-1-1 and observe.. so we get close and hear that hes still alive and screaming.. luckily a park ranger was nearby and he was there probably 45 seconds after us and he went straight to work, he pulled the guy out and i wanna say well over 50% of his body was totally charred.. the screams were horrible.. he looked horrible…
Easiest way to get the Kittens out of the storeroom and back into their cages is grab and use a LASER Pointer...
Cats of all ages find the Red Dot irresistible and MUST catch it at all costs...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Working at a bike shop, in the service dept, so I deal with all the loading and unloading of people's vehicles. One morning in spring of 2017, an older work van pulls into the lot and the driver steps out nervously... Like he's got a body in the van or something. I ask if he's here to pick up or check the status of a unit, typical greeting, and he replies "actually I'm wondering if you have any spare tiedown straps or bungee cables... I got a body I'm delivering to xxxxxxxx for cause of death, and he/she is sliding around all over the place." As discussed, so it was: a Jon Doe half thawed and clearly not secured.
5:25 KITTIES!🥰😚🤩🥰😘😭
I was in line at the office cafeteria. A a man in a suit was in front of me. Somebody from upstairs. The man asked the lady for a cheeseburger. The lady told him they were out. The man suddenly snarled.
"That's the whole reason I came down here, b****!"
And then he stomped off. The bank eventually cleaned up its image but upper management used to be chock full of toxic assholes like that. Since 'they got results' they were allowed to get away with it.
9:30 " I work for the railroad"
Me: yeah so do I, I followed the freedom trail and went to the old north church spoke with Desdemona and went a a mission with Deacon.
Oh wait you mean something else...
I want to be that store manager. I want all the kittens!
50:00 Wow, this brings back memories. I had a side hustle once doing tissue harvesting. Was a medic for years, saw all the hair/teeth/eyeball gorey scenes you'd expect, but this was just.... different. Going to a morgue, getting people out of that freaky fridge, then taking ribs, all the long bones in the legs, iliac crest (pelvic girdle) bones, etc. Once at the morgue, there was a body they'd just brought in, in the exam room. Someone found dead in a house without air-con, Houston in August.... Looked like a melted candle version of a person, like he didn't close his eyes when the Ark of the Covenant was opened. Did not smell like a candle though, oh no siree. I decided that my primary job provided me my daily nut just fine and turned in my pager (yeah, it was that long ago, shaddap.)
Yo the Two Guys on Acid Story almost made me wreck my car from laughter 😂😂😂
I would love to be in a room with a bunch of kittens! Can't though. Damn allergies! Why must I love kitties so much, and not be able to have any?!
The movie theater crap explosion story had me laughing so hard my vision went blurry😂
The one regarding the guy billing a phone to he church. Unless it can be proved that it's being used pnly for the church it is actually illegal, I do believe. Might not be federal, but I know it is in my state
I’ve listened to so many of these stories on here and one thing just amazes me. How many people in this world just wildly shit on everything.
Some cps workers and social workers are complete garbage. Some target people who are struggling to provide a top notch home for their children but love them very much and it’s obvious. Some do that and leave rapists, abusers, and killers alone...
It's about the money. The system can suck a lot of money from those who work and save.
I tell you what , they’re scientists of dozen fields of study would have loved the spider you found in the reactor. Radiologists, Entomologist, General biologists, Pharmaceutical scientists come to mind. Who knows what you can learn from the single specimen that somehow managed to survive and probably mutated in interesting ways?! You could develop new treatments for radiation poisoning from it, it could be used for speculative scientists near Chernobyl. You could even learn about different adaptations to extreme conditions from DNA samples.
The mummy one.. “I’ll spare you the details” *immediately gives details*
Like.. that can’t be real. Honestly. Please don’t be real.
Not me but, my mother who works in a wound care clinic got very mad about what one of the nurses did to a patient the other day. From the way she explained it, basically this lady had a botched tummy tuck and has a giant open wound on her stomach. The previous place she went to did the dressing wrong so they were redoing it and the nurse who was applying these like foam blocks (idk) was jabbing them in and shoving them in very rough, my mother was seething but didn’t want to freak the patient out so she didn’t say anything until she was done. The lady dressed it completely wrong regardless so there was issues the next day, but that poor patient was in a lot of pain and I just feel bad for her.
Love these long videos to fall asleep to while listening to the stories :))
My grandpa whom i never did get to meet was a conductor and a homeless drunk guy wandered on thru the railroad, getting ripped apart by my gpas train. I couldnt imagine knowing you are going to kill someone and not being able to do anything at all.
"about to assault the crap explosion with cleaning supplies" Oh god no, that's considered biological hazard, there are people for that, people in hazard suits.
"Shocked by what I-i-i-i-i" Well that was a fitting glitch
That printing job turned out better than expected.
I have a summer job at historical site as a tour guide. There is a head of unicorn in one of the rooms (wooden horse head with real narwhale horn) and when I explain this to visitors, I also add more details about unicorns, including that they can allegedly only be tamed by a virgin. One day, after I finished this speech, sleazy looking man (60+) came to me and asked: "Do you know how they also call virgin? The ugliest girl in fifth grade." He obviously meant it as a joke. I was so shocked I just stared at him for a while and then avoided him for rest of the tour.