Wish I Had a Portal Gun

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  • @blehpp7192
    @blehpp7192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

    I woke up in a cold sweat with the sudden urge to listen to this song for the first time in 8 years and idk how Im supposed to feel...
    Edit: 4 more years and all the likes and comments from others with the same experience keep bringing me back, thanks gang

  • @TheGamingTurret
    @TheGamingTurret 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3862

    I like how many people forget about the long fall boots ....
    seriously they're the only reason you can do even HALF of what you do in the game!

    • @TheGamingTurret
      @TheGamingTurret 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      ***** What official source says this? I think even with advanced Knee implants, you still wouldn't be able to withstand impact. Maybe from short jumps, but you can forget any sort of flinging you do in the games unless you want to break every bone on impact. Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out, maintaining the exact same speed (thus the same impact force) period.

    • @chase9842
      @chase9842 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      +TheGamingTurret 'What official source says?' The game does, doesn't it?

    • @TheGamingTurret
      @TheGamingTurret 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Chase Allen yup, pretty much
      Glados: I see by now you understand that an objects inertia while traveling in portals is affected by gravity, or rather not affected by gravity. In other words, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
      I think that's the exact quote but I'm not positive, it's been a while since I've played the first game.

    • @nikolasmicheals8030
      @nikolasmicheals8030 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      In portal 2, you can see a little video about the Long Fall Boots.

    • @chase9842
      @chase9842 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nikolas Micheals In Portal (1) they're knee implants. Correct me if I'm wrong.

  • @Mister_Kevin
    @Mister_Kevin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    11 years later and this song is still buried in my head 🤘.

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 8 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I just realized... this is _so_ Lonely Island.

    • @Diogo_CF
      @Diogo_CF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean it's not them? It sounds like Akiva.

    • @maxdolan7610
      @maxdolan7610 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this not them?

    • @bananapeel6088
      @bananapeel6088 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was thinking the same thing.

    • @oneandonlyjez
      @oneandonlyjez 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah

    • @atlashorne5655
      @atlashorne5655 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT. Also fly af

  • @Ursarctos2
    @Ursarctos2 11 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I love how everyone is saying they want the gun, but people never think about the long fall boots. Try doing the crazy stuff you're talking about without those xD

    • @Jgpgames
      @Jgpgames 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also you can't shoot the portals with out the moon rock walls or conversion gel

    • @Ursarctos2
      @Ursarctos2 11 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      you can, actually. Cave said moon dust is a great portal conductor when he was already an old man. but yet he was testing with portals when he was like 20 years younger. he never even had moon rocks at that point. so moon rock dust is a great conductor, but it's definitely not the only one.

    • @Jgpgames
      @Jgpgames 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah, didn't relies that meaning you can probably shoot portals on all kinds of stuff, but I guess not as good or something...I don't know

    • @nicgraylin7693
      @nicgraylin7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats not true, you thought about long fall boots, so thats basiclly a false statement

    • @JamesTDG
      @JamesTDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jgpgames I mean, you could steal dark cave's aperture handheld portal device, baby can fire portals anywhere

  • @SpitFyre37
    @SpitFyre37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    TO ALL THE "PORTALS ONLY WORK ON MOON ROCK" COMMENTS: Portals work on anything with Asbestos in it. According to Portal 2, Cave Johnson, the walls in the Testing Chambers were originally made out of Asbestos. ("if you feel a shortness of breath, that's not part of the test. that's asbestos.") the only reason the surfaces are white are to show the player what to do.

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He's talking about the Enrichment Spheres themselves, I believe. Also, not much is made with asbestos anymore.

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also moon rock is the only thing they work with and is the reason portal guns even exist

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just go to the every cave Johnson line video

    • @smaradav_
      @smaradav_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 They were using portals way before they found put about the moon rocks' conductivity.
      Moon rock is a great conductor for portals, but not the only one.

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Judging from the lines what you are saying may be right but the portals made by moon rocks may have different properties.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thought of this vid today 😳 didn’t realize it had been so long

  • @Bjhorn279
    @Bjhorn279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The lyrics to this song appeared in my head after 9 years and I had to listen to it again. Happy it’s still here

  • @efthimisgoysios782
    @efthimisgoysios782 8 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    1:58
    The best way to use the portal gun.

  • @theZinator
    @theZinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I haven’t thought about this video in years, then all of a sudden it pops back in my head for no reason. Nothing prompted it, it just returned to me.

    • @EvieBats2
      @EvieBats2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had the exact same thing today

    • @theZinator
      @theZinator 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It happened again.

  • @capnknuckles5107
    @capnknuckles5107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    At first I thought it was life noggin

    • @luisdelacal704
      @luisdelacal704 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same hahahah

    • @jacklleb7785
      @jacklleb7785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josue Mendez same

    • @HonchoTheGamer
      @HonchoTheGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @HFroggo
      @HFroggo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josue Mendez Did you see blocko anywhere? NO??

    • @blythecollins1420
      @blythecollins1420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Life Noggin didn't exist until 2013.

  • @petergenovas4505
    @petergenovas4505 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    13 years later I still know this word for word

  • @oreboy6439
    @oreboy6439 9 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I hate to admit it, but the last verse is exactly what I would do.

    • @bensedgwick1156
      @bensedgwick1156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Og

    • @timetraveler7
      @timetraveler7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I've always wished that I could change my pants like that.

    • @veronicawilliamson4526
      @veronicawilliamson4526 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timetraveler7same :(

    • @mysocalledknife07
      @mysocalledknife07 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dante: "I tried once, I couldn't reach"
      Randal: "Couldn't reach what? Your dick?"
      Dante: "You said every guy tries it"
      Randal: "Not me! Fucking pervert... tried sucking his own dick"
      😆😆😆

  • @xanderpizza2759
    @xanderpizza2759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    They should totally make a game which is portal and mirrors edge mixed together

    • @GameZone-ew9hh
      @GameZone-ew9hh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Xander Pizza Best idea in the history of gaming!

    • @naomim4228
      @naomim4228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      needs to happen

    • @jmerridew124
      @jmerridew124 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Too bad the new one isn't selling any copies. I hope they reboot [PROTOTYPE] next.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh... My... God... YES!!!!

    • @legostarwarsrulez
      @legostarwarsrulez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait for mods of catalyst. Hopefully someone mods it into the game on PC

  • @Ninjamaster227-
    @Ninjamaster227- 11 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Me+Portal Gun+Full Bank Vault= Happiness $$$

    • @Mortyee
      @Mortyee 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And how do you shoot a portal into the bank vault?

    • @Ninjamaster227-
      @Ninjamaster227- 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      back alley behind the bank

    • @Riku2099
      @Riku2099 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Swordsmaster227 but how do you get the other one into the vault?

    • @Ninjamaster227-
      @Ninjamaster227- 11 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Obviously I get a job at the bank 1 to 2 months before on the night shift. Man and I thought I was a nitpicker XD

    • @blake123438
      @blake123438 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ***** Who are you correcting?

  • @kylestanley1128
    @kylestanley1128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Oh shit. This was 5 years ago

    • @robin_nau
      @robin_nau 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle Stanley I thought the exact same thing😂😂

    • @rixfx_
      @rixfx_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gonna be 6 soon.

    • @mariokpc7775
      @mariokpc7775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually 7 years. ;_;

    • @TastyyOnion
      @TastyyOnion 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit almost 7 years now

    • @Loonaurtheworld
      @Loonaurtheworld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Orion Williams YO 2018! 😂🙌🙌🙌

  • @martluca_
    @martluca_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    Would you rather,
    Be a mute with a portal gun,
    Or have a voice but no portal gun?

    • @patrikbede8950
      @patrikbede8950 9 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      +Martin De Vries MUTE

    • @patrikbede8950
      @patrikbede8950 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      +Patrik Bede we have androids to speak

    • @patrikbede8950
      @patrikbede8950 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Patrik Bede haha

    • @CoonstrPlaysMC
      @CoonstrPlaysMC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sense portal guns only work on moon dust walls it wont even work so no portal gun

    • @episvde
      @episvde 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't care if I'm mute, I'll just write words on a piece of paper or learn sign language.

  • @emilylemons8538
    @emilylemons8538 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    So many technological advances through the past years... Where's my portal gun?!

    • @Zedigan
      @Zedigan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right? fucking hover boards and flying cars.

    • @CrimsonNightfox
      @CrimsonNightfox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll kick a pissed off inmate in the nuts for a portal gun.

    • @drviper102
      @drviper102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Aaron John Hopkins Felix (Crimson Nightfox) yea, have him tied up so he can't move then kick him in the balls, although I'd probably feel it too cuz yea, it hurts, gotta feel sorry for him

    • @Magic2729
      @Magic2729 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because you’d need negative matter to pull off these portals which doesn’t actually exist as far as we know. For portals even half this size and for even a few seconds the pressure would be absurd.

  • @thedarkfluttershy
    @thedarkfluttershy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    I can't be the only one who wants Google to make a portal gun right ?

    • @tonyjones7596
      @tonyjones7596 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You sound like a sweaty nerd

    • @thedarkfluttershy
      @thedarkfluttershy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I applaud your abilities *slowly claps*

    • @andrewreviews6933
      @andrewreviews6933 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      darkflutter -shy Awesome.

    • @julienhouser5045
      @julienhouser5045 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      darkflutter -shy I have one.

    • @brocksamson6946
      @brocksamson6946 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      darkflutter -shy I cant give you a portal gun but a butterfly knife (The spys starter knife) and I can do tricks with it and even do the spy equip thing (I did cut myself a bit though)

  • @bearlyhardley
    @bearlyhardley ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every so often this song unburies itself from my memories and I have to come back to listen to it or my entire day is consumed by the fragments of this song

  • @Divergent-ym3py
    @Divergent-ym3py 9 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    This song sounds like a mix between, your favorite Martian (the singer) the lonely island (suck my own dick and similar style as "like a boss") and the warp zone (cheesy nerdiness in their music videos that never fails to brings a smile to your face... Even the end sound effect with the coin.)

    • @MickJamesSupaFreakIsDaCoolest
      @MickJamesSupaFreakIsDaCoolest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It sound like a Lonely Island beat.

    • @Hulan92
      @Hulan92 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The guy who says "Wish I had a portal gun" sounds like Dee Jay and the main singer sounds similar to Puff

    • @flawlesspiner1674
      @flawlesspiner1674 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Whovian1899 the sound effect at the end went along with Dorkly, another gaming group that has a TH-cam channel

    • @bigslorpin
      @bigslorpin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So, a cross between Ray William Johnson, and Andy Samberg? That's exactly what I was thinking.

    • @unknownanonymous2651
      @unknownanonymous2651 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +FlawlessPiner They are a part of CollegeHumor.

  • @Goatmeal
    @Goatmeal 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've played about 40 hours of portal games, but in the 2 minutes of this video is when I've ever most wanted a portal gun.

    • @Goatmeal
      @Goatmeal 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      luke fernandes Ya totally. :p

  • @DigitalD20
    @DigitalD20 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This still slaps 13 years later

  • @AnnieApple
    @AnnieApple ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Decided to replay Portal and while reminiscing about how 13 year old me wished they had a portal gun I couldn’t help but remember this song… still GOLD

  • @bbytiia
    @bbytiia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    They played this at my disco.

    • @caaaaaammy_g
      @caaaaaammy_g 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thatonelittleunicorn x Of course they did.

    • @inluwetrust
      @inluwetrust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As they should

  • @TianaSidhe
    @TianaSidhe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you Facebook Memories for reminding me of this gem!

  • @loboranto
    @loboranto 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    12 year old song but you can never forget it if you listened to it once...

  • @Dreddjr
    @Dreddjr หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13 years later and this is still a banger

  • @chef.boyardee
    @chef.boyardee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Things I'd wish for: Portal Gun, Gravity Gun, The Triforce, Master Sword, The Sky-Hook (Bioshock, not LoZ) and The TARDIS

    • @Kindrov
      @Kindrov 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Morgen Freeman you're going to have a sad day with that sky-hook if you don't find some sky-rails.

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morgen Freeman ada's grappling hook gun

    • @chef.boyardee
      @chef.boyardee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** Oh no, Kindrov. I'd probably be smashing cop's faces in. *FUCK THE POLICE plays*

    • @Kindrov
      @Kindrov 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's better.

    • @rocksteel9238
      @rocksteel9238 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** The solution to the no Sky-rails thing is simple just also get Elizebeth as a companion and have hare conjure up sky-rails for ya

  • @MegaBubbleGamer1
    @MegaBubbleGamer1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'd lean in and.....
    change my pants without looking down......

    • @urielmcfarland31
      @urielmcfarland31 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Santiago ff LOL

    • @Jack-sy8mr
      @Jack-sy8mr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      **ten years later**
      Also I’d suck my own diiiiiiiii-

  • @PhantoRoyce
    @PhantoRoyce ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:24 this line has been stuck in my head for a decade

  • @vanderkarl3927
    @vanderkarl3927 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Remember all the times you died in Portal, though?
    Yeah...
    WORTH IT

  • @Theover4000
    @Theover4000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought about this song while at work today. I always come back to it once or twice a year for no particular reason.. Weird.

  • @Speedx67
    @Speedx67 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This always gave star bomb vibes and I LOVE it

  • @spam3570
    @spam3570 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I will let you have one. all you need to do is enroll as a test subject.

    • @TKDBBSam
      @TKDBBSam 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I would like a portal gun Glados, but I wouldn't want to test for the rest of my life.

    • @rllebron
      @rllebron 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samuel Tyrcha
      Sounds like a small price to pay for a portal gun. Sign me up!

    • @flarrythe1st624
      @flarrythe1st624 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't like this,is there cake

    • @spam3570
      @spam3570 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Myles Ramsey All the cake you want.

    • @flarrythe1st624
      @flarrythe1st624 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      GLaDOS I'm in

  • @lordthanatos3564
    @lordthanatos3564 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    Except, you can only shoot portals on white portal spaces

    • @walthernufio2068
      @walthernufio2068 8 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      just go to Congress meeting or any colleges always full of white people. maybe they'd be a good surface

    • @TinyGiraffes
      @TinyGiraffes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      nope they just work better on moon dust surfaces

    • @7tales357
      @7tales357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      oh thank god
      so don't have to paint my wall white?

    • @sthwrth3250
      @sthwrth3250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      my house has white walls,so no prob

    • @dustyalbones-reendust4385
      @dustyalbones-reendust4385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      except your house wasn't build with moon rock

  • @Visionless
    @Visionless 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    my first video from collegehumor. wow time flies

  • @ZachyGames
    @ZachyGames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:18 if Life Gives lemons DONT MAKE LEMONADESSSSS!

    • @100blueeyedboy
      @100blueeyedboy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm mad like Cave Johnson I got lemon grenades!

    • @Sloozberry
      @Sloozberry 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!

    • @anonymouspotato958
      @anonymouspotato958 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You better not make lemonade otherwise that lemonade will suck

    • @simonlamoureux5440
      @simonlamoureux5440 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When life gives you lemons don't take life's lemons! Make life *Take the Lemons BACK!* (GLaDOS practically Orgasming each time he speaks in the background) Say to life, I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMNED LEMONS!
      Go to life Managers and make him Fire life! I'm gonna make my scientists take Life's Lemons and make them into grenades!
      *BURN DOWN LIFE'S HOUSE WITH LEMON GRENADES!!*

  • @cameronwilson5547
    @cameronwilson5547 10 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Well, you can't have one!
    Ha! How does THAT make you feel?

    • @SapphFire
      @SapphFire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      :(

    • @cameronwilson5547
      @cameronwilson5547 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm sorry, was that supposed to make me feel bad?

    • @dalanaerotail7389
      @dalanaerotail7389 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not of worry. If I can't have a functioning ASHPD, I can just make fanart of Portal. Like I once did a Henry Moore-esque sculpture of you, GLaDOS!

    • @0xEARTH
      @0xEARTH 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      surrealnumber Are you implying- OH MY GOD.

    • @0xEARTH
      @0xEARTH 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      GLaDOS You know, Wheatley would be very disappointed.

  • @JayFolipurba
    @JayFolipurba 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2011 was the peak of human culture and evolution

  • @Sydnxt
    @Sydnxt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Wow.. there's no jokes about the quality I'm impressed

    • @BizzUK
      @BizzUK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      there are only basic colours and shapes anyway

    • @eternalio5885
      @eternalio5885 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bizz493 What about GlaDOS? That detail is awesome, but I'm not gonna judge, it is hard to make her.

  • @Xgil2Play
    @Xgil2Play 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've watched this video ages ago. But back then I wasn't subscribed to CollegeHumour. Good times :)

  • @shartbearer
    @shartbearer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The algorithm has blessed me with this song after 9 years. How time flies!

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aperture science revolutionized transportation (and, frankly, everything) in its first couple years of service. Instead of making a trillion dollars and becoming the greatest businessman in history, Cave Johnson kept diverting resources to pet projects that never worked and kept the greatest invention in history locked up as a mere testing device.

  • @cadewatson3009
    @cadewatson3009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Change my pants without having to look down... I died

  • @jkerman5113
    @jkerman5113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I would make a portal under him and kick him in the nuts"
    I died.

  • @SweetGambit
    @SweetGambit 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "YEAH BITCHES .... SCIENCE" said years before Pinkman.

  • @marykatenoashley31
    @marykatenoashley31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s been 8 years and I still enjoy this song

  • @andystaunton2244
    @andystaunton2244 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Come on everyone would do that thing at the end

    • @UnrealAngel
      @UnrealAngel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That Random Artist Both.

    • @seacreacherdiet
      @seacreacherdiet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabriel Hujjat Hm.I see,I must inform the world now.

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabriel Hujjat You have answered most comments man, What the hell...

    • @UnrealAngel
      @UnrealAngel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can see me as an infestation, I do no good and am everywhere.

    • @seacreacherdiet
      @seacreacherdiet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christian KS That is a fantastic question.

  • @capitalism1619
    @capitalism1619 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    So you'd do anything for a portal gun huh? Companion cube it is

  • @JackSparrow-yl3yu
    @JackSparrow-yl3yu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    is TF2 scout make this video?

  • @gnarlyburrito5123
    @gnarlyburrito5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am so glad my recommendations reminded me of this gem

  • @martypines2321
    @martypines2321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    That moment you upload your video to the wrong channel.

    • @aandatv
      @aandatv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That moment when you reply to a comment posted a year ago

    • @aandatv
      @aandatv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That moment when you reply to a comment posted 1 month ago

    • @aandatv
      @aandatv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crap...
      You win this round Mohammed

    • @bonetone411
      @bonetone411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That moment when you reposted in the wrong neighborhood
      2 TO THE 1 TO THE 1 TO THE 3

    • @Jennifer-jg7dn
      @Jennifer-jg7dn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      aanda tv that moment when you reply to a comment 5 months ago

  • @arty3090
    @arty3090 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Quick note: Portals are not moon-rock specific, they simply conduct best on a moon-based surface.

  • @thejonbrownshow8470
    @thejonbrownshow8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn, I could remember this clearly being freshly new when I was in middle school, time really flows 😂 this is still a banger tho

  • @gogatorsandeagles
    @gogatorsandeagles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is a time in every portal users life were they are flying through the air (like in 1:32) and the portal gun doesn't work on a specific surface, or you never stop because you dont have the shoes to break your fall.

  • @whahhahhaha
    @whahhahhaha 13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Yah, it would be cool to have one...

  • @plat4234
    @plat4234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    What I hate about the portal gun is that no one remembers that in order for the portal gun to work it needs to hit special panels (or moon like surfaces) which aren't commonly available.

    • @jello4076
      @jello4076 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah, that seems to be a problem. And also, in the Portal universe, Moon rocks give you a fatal illness, soooo...

    • @vsarachnos5414
      @vsarachnos5414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      All you would need to do is attach a hose that sprayed out the goo, and wear a hazmat suit all the time

    • @newttrain8667
      @newttrain8667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, but then the Moon Lord found the portal on the Moon, analyzed it, and made an upgraded portal gun that can put a portal on anything. :p

    • @plat4234
      @plat4234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Newt “Newt Central” Train this is not Terraria

    • @JamesJazzz
      @JamesJazzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But it hit walls which were only painted white (probably not with moon rocks) Maybe Aperture didn't checked it and it works on white paint XD

  • @antreasAnimations
    @antreasAnimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why is no one mentioning the sick flows and how good the instrumental is?

  • @bfreefles
    @bfreefles ปีที่แล้ว

    Never gets old - I don't think there's a year that's gone by that I've not watched this at least once 😂❤

  • @wockymocky3691
    @wockymocky3691 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Who else said to them selves "I will just play it one more time" then plays it like 20 times?

    • @KronkAll
      @KronkAll 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Jaramillo yis

  • @robdoghd
    @robdoghd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Happy Birthday video!

  • @thebulbasaurbros.8535
    @thebulbasaurbros.8535 8 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Wait,so is it from Dorkly or CollegeHumor? I love both.

    • @edwardhoffenheim3249
      @edwardhoffenheim3249 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +TheBulbasaurBros. Its _Dorkly_. Don't know why its here though.

    • @thebulbasaurbros.8535
      @thebulbasaurbros.8535 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Daniel Nelson Maybe it's a collaberation

    • @edwardhoffenheim3249
      @edwardhoffenheim3249 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheBulbasaurBros. I doubt that else college humors name would probably be on the video.

    • @DayofDawn335
      @DayofDawn335 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dorkly and CollegeHumor are by the same company, Dorkly just does more gaming related things.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +PoorQualityFun what's the company's name?

  • @dudeduderson101
    @dudeduderson101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just watched this video for the first time in probably 9 years. And lemme tell you, the lyrics just started pouring out of me like I heard it yesterday.

  • @SharpShooter1289
    @SharpShooter1289 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I wish I had a Portal Gun...
    I wish I had the TARDIS...
    I wish I had a Pokéball...
    I wish I had a Sonic Scr--
    Wait I minute... actually all I need is the TARDIS because somewhere, anywhere in space and time there has got to be a Pokéball and Portal Gun... and quite possibly a Sonic Screwdriver... So yea you guys should have wished for a TARDIS.

    • @tristanha9720
      @tristanha9720 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whovians unite!

    • @ADrunkGoat
      @ADrunkGoat 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's the Doctor when you need him? Btw be careful of Daleks out there.

    • @ADrunkGoat
      @ADrunkGoat 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      DoctorWhooves not doctor whooves.. THE DOCOR. Just the Doctor.

  • @20thCentury_Turtle
    @20thCentury_Turtle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I wish it was 2011 again.....

  • @jennypop6725
    @jennypop6725 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ppl saying that thiis would only work in the moon, loose up a bit and enjoy the show. You don't need to destroy the dreams of ppl

  • @cjyoshi9563
    @cjyoshi9563 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this came up in my FB memories from 13 years ago

  • @lukeshadowcrafter
    @lukeshadowcrafter 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    For this to work he'd have to carry around like bags of 7.4 million dollar moon dust and throw it on surfaces XD

    • @lukeshadowcrafter
      @lukeshadowcrafter 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alechamic c That's not how it works in the labs though >.>

    • @Keyboardkat3
      @Keyboardkat3 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lukeshadowcrafter that's because those surfaces are designed NOT to conduct portals

    • @lukeshadowcrafter
      @lukeshadowcrafter 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rodan324 Oh I see :p

    • @Th3Min3craftian
      @Th3Min3craftian 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keyboardkat3 No, in the BTS and Underground themed areas, there were certain walls that also couldn't conduct portals.

    • @LegendARY7901
      @LegendARY7901 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      lukeshadowcrafter well i never understood that ingame cause actually the moon had its origins from earth so therefore its nothing but Earth-dust xD

  • @artydragon520
    @artydragon520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i watched this when i was 7.
    thanks for destroying my innocence early on college humour

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I would rather have the Advanced Knee Replacement/Long Fall Boots instead of a Portal Gun. My reason being that just because you have a Portal gun, you don't magically have to ability to not be injured by huge drops.

    • @hecodheadsrus
      @hecodheadsrus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Once you accidentally build up momentum with the portal gun you would just die. This would also happen in like the first ten minuets of owning it too XD

    • @dawsontolbert9964
      @dawsontolbert9964 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you had quick reaction time and an IQ at least above 80, you'd be smart enough to fire a portal on the floor before you hit the ground and then replace the ceiling portal with another one on the floor...

    • @hecodheadsrus
      @hecodheadsrus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      dawsoncat6252 Depends on how fast you are going and how big the room is. If you were going fast and did that you would have two portals on the ground and then your body would fly, crashing into the celing then dropping to your death.

    • @Airbender0217
      @Airbender0217 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      dawsoncat6252 it only takes you hitting one corner to get fucked up

  • @rishipathak3194
    @rishipathak3194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Part of my ‘great list of classic youtube vids’

  • @art.hropod
    @art.hropod 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    They said that being an Aperture science client would be like a dream. They were all killed by GLaDOS with neurotoxin.

    • @art.hropod
      @art.hropod 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** ... wut?... xD

    • @art.hropod
      @art.hropod 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** yeah, ik. (*Rattman)

    • @notachannle
      @notachannle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glados killed the employees, not the clients

    • @Namezzzzzzz
      @Namezzzzzzz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +epicbluj gaming why the FUCK did you not rap that comment

    • @art.hropod
      @art.hropod 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Namezzzzzzz what...?

  • @FreeNavin
    @FreeNavin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was 12 when I saw this and I had no idea what portal was exactly, other than it involves portals. I could rap the whole thing until I stopped watching it and just started to watch it again. Now everything he said in his video makes sense to me.

  • @phyrexianjudgement
    @phyrexianjudgement 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Here in 2024 ;) close to making a portal gun

  • @josephgibson9783
    @josephgibson9783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This would be a great Lonely Island song.

    • @FreeNavin
      @FreeNavin 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh

    • @hannahdaniels4215
      @hannahdaniels4215 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WAS JUST SAYING THAT

    • @DBC316
      @DBC316 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is a lonely island song. 😂

  • @merchantziro4285
    @merchantziro4285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Let's be honest. We'd all use it for that last one....
    ...Pants changing would be a lot easier!

  • @grocerybird9744
    @grocerybird9744 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Did they just put the Dorkly ding at the end of a Collage Humor vid

    • @j.ackermann9110
      @j.ackermann9110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's from Dorkly and College Humor...

    • @m.g.1577
      @m.g.1577 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dorkly is part of CollegeHumor.

    • @yukkinonn3754
      @yukkinonn3754 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Champion Gary wow. I actually didn't know that.

    • @pingpingthetinychainsmoker7863
      @pingpingthetinychainsmoker7863 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Sw4gzilla the exact same higher ups run it lol. I thought everybody knew.

    • @soul_of_cinder3036
      @soul_of_cinder3036 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No they just uploaded his video on their channel

  • @DalekOfTheFuture
    @DalekOfTheFuture 9 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    lel sucks that it can only be shot on moonrock surfaces.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Vixenarious What is up with you people ONLY PLAYING THE SECOND GAME?

    • @DalekOfTheFuture
      @DalekOfTheFuture 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tarmist25 What are you talking about? Just because I mention the moonrock thing doesn't mean that I ONLY played the second game. I study this game all the time and I love it

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Vixenarious Then you should know it works on other surfaces. Don't try and give me "Well, moon rock conducts it the best" because what difference does that make?

    • @DalekOfTheFuture
      @DalekOfTheFuture 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tarmist25 When has it shot on any other surface? I don't recall this.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      In the original game there was quite a few other surfaces, I believe one of them was concrete and possibly wood

  • @theinternetnazi1456
    @theinternetnazi1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s cool until you look at the operational end of the device get a bunch of brain tumors and then get turned into a mantis man

  • @beans2528
    @beans2528 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    people nee to realize that the handheld portal gun only works with the surface of the moon.

    • @Lightwaverable
      @Lightwaverable 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really? People really need to realize that?

    • @beans2528
      @beans2528 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yan Toha ya, everybody is always saying "it would be so cool!!!!" ya, it would be cool, but you could only use it if you have a plethora of moon rocks, or actually live on the moon!

    • @Kivanos
      @Kivanos 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Kennedy Actually, its just that the portals work better on moon dust, as long as its a flat surface, the portal can be shot.

    • @beans2528
      @beans2528 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      "The portals can be placed on any surface which is made out of manufactured or refined moon rock and large enough to accommodate them. Moving objects, or certain types of surfaces, will usually prevent the formation of a portal." passage straight out of the half life wiki.

    • @sometenrandom2740
      @sometenrandom2740 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Kennedy Well soon when they start mining Helium 3, then we could have portals :D

  • @sockbot41
    @sockbot41 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    don't know if anyone else is having this problem but ever since the TH-cam update I cant replay videos without refreshing the page and then be forced to watch 30-second adds.

  • @theshowofcrap
    @theshowofcrap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is a certified hood classic

  • @MB-fr5hf
    @MB-fr5hf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just decided to listen to this for the first time in a decade. I dunno why.

  • @ugunigais4
    @ugunigais4 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn, i didn't even know i wanted a portal gun until i saw this.

  • @thedood_bro5021
    @thedood_bro5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Found this again in 2020 i need it to survive this year

  • @magmakaj3092
    @magmakaj3092 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:01 good to know not only i though of that i fell more normal

    • @skippy3579
      @skippy3579 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Suck one

  • @jantulinja8917
    @jantulinja8917 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    collegehumor is not ready for sburb

  • @RabbitWitch2
    @RabbitWitch2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    you know technically youd have to have moon dust gell in the gallons with you everywhere you go if you want to use a portal gun.....just saying

    • @RabbitWitch2
      @RabbitWitch2 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** actually no they cant it is said in portal two that they had to use moon dust and since they couldnt afford more they mixed the rest with a gelitan like goo to consintrait it so you need moon dust

    • @TheLordshiranui
      @TheLordshiranui 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ghostwolf517 No, there are few other substances that work.

    • @RabbitWitch2
      @RabbitWitch2 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soggy Nugget really? like what?

    • @Badgabr1
      @Badgabr1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ghostwolf517 actually yes they can, if you look at cave's lines about portal gun he says that moon rocks is a better portal conductor, not the only portal conductor, so flat surfaces are still in the list

    • @RabbitWitch2
      @RabbitWitch2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Badgabr hmm well....guess i just learned something new...thank you

  • @hectordavid169
    @hectordavid169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg... How pure was the internet back in the day

  • @ianstonecypher3820
    @ianstonecypher3820 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wonder if Cave ever actually managed to invent combustable lemons.
    That would have been so cool.

  • @feather314
    @feather314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just made a portal gun out of paper and scotch tape for my Chell costume and it's amazing and I'm so happy this has been one of the best days I've had in a LONG time. I can't describe how immensely satisfied I am that it came out so good! And it's only the rough draft!

  • @slanesd
    @slanesd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    why did you use Dorkly's... ah nevermind I dont care anymore

    • @barcode7864
      @barcode7864 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They are dorkly

    • @slanesd
      @slanesd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Barcode
      1. my mind is blown
      2. i feel like an idiot now

    • @jsminecraftian
      @jsminecraftian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Barcode oh

    • @firedirt6128
      @firedirt6128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and this was released before.

    • @Ghost-ml8kg
      @Ghost-ml8kg 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Barcode Wait whaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @hecodheadsrus
    @hecodheadsrus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Lets all be realistic though... A portal gun would kinda suck since you need a white surface for it.
    Be cool in the situations where you could use it tough but i think aperture need to get there shit straight and design a new model that can shoot on any surfaces.

    • @skateboarderpikachu8
      @skateboarderpikachu8 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      not in real life

    • @zanytobbs
      @zanytobbs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Don't forget the equipment for the feet, if it was real I would imagine a lot of people breaking their legs lol

    • @NorMarkus
      @NorMarkus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not just any white source, but actually a surface made out of moon rock

    • @Bengy.
      @Bengy. 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not so smart, right?

    • @hecodheadsrus
      @hecodheadsrus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      NorMarkus I think in the game there are some white office walls you can put portals on. If that is the case that you can only place portals on walls made out of 'moon gell' aperture REALLY need to get their shit together and design a new gun,

  • @thatrandomguy6753
    @thatrandomguy6753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Is it bad this is in my song playlist?

  • @L30GH05TDUD3
    @L30GH05TDUD3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This song is over 10 years old now. Still is a timeless masterpiece

  • @ggwp638BC
    @ggwp638BC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bad luck brian: get a portal gun but no moon rock gel, so all you can do is open portals in the Moon.

    • @fatvape989
      @fatvape989 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      moon rock conducts the portals best, but if you do your research. You would know that other substances such as quartz and concrete can conduct the portals, just not as well

    • @ggwp638BC
      @ggwp638BC 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      clikt Look! A joke, let's kill it.

    • @fatvape989
      @fatvape989 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was stating facts

  • @lordlossize
    @lordlossize 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    did CH and dorkly do a collab? *YES THEY DID AND IT'S FUCKING EPIC!!!*

  • @huffee
    @huffee 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh it is dorkly! I knew that voice... just couldn't put my finger on it

    • @MrMacbit
      @MrMacbit 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      CAT BUG! peanut butter squares

  • @ziggysfilms1803
    @ziggysfilms1803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is still stuck in my head