I woke up in a cold sweat with the sudden urge to listen to this song for the first time in 8 years and idk how Im supposed to feel... Edit: 4 more years and all the likes and comments from others with the same experience keep bringing me back, thanks gang
***** What official source says this? I think even with advanced Knee implants, you still wouldn't be able to withstand impact. Maybe from short jumps, but you can forget any sort of flinging you do in the games unless you want to break every bone on impact. Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out, maintaining the exact same speed (thus the same impact force) period.
Chase Allen yup, pretty much Glados: I see by now you understand that an objects inertia while traveling in portals is affected by gravity, or rather not affected by gravity. In other words, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. I think that's the exact quote but I'm not positive, it's been a while since I've played the first game.
I love how everyone is saying they want the gun, but people never think about the long fall boots. Try doing the crazy stuff you're talking about without those xD
you can, actually. Cave said moon dust is a great portal conductor when he was already an old man. but yet he was testing with portals when he was like 20 years younger. he never even had moon rocks at that point. so moon rock dust is a great conductor, but it's definitely not the only one.
TO ALL THE "PORTALS ONLY WORK ON MOON ROCK" COMMENTS: Portals work on anything with Asbestos in it. According to Portal 2, Cave Johnson, the walls in the Testing Chambers were originally made out of Asbestos. ("if you feel a shortness of breath, that's not part of the test. that's asbestos.") the only reason the surfaces are white are to show the player what to do.
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 They were using portals way before they found put about the moon rocks' conductivity. Moon rock is a great conductor for portals, but not the only one.
Dante: "I tried once, I couldn't reach" Randal: "Couldn't reach what? Your dick?" Dante: "You said every guy tries it" Randal: "Not me! Fucking pervert... tried sucking his own dick" 😆😆😆
+Aaron John Hopkins Felix (Crimson Nightfox) yea, have him tied up so he can't move then kick him in the balls, although I'd probably feel it too cuz yea, it hurts, gotta feel sorry for him
Because you’d need negative matter to pull off these portals which doesn’t actually exist as far as we know. For portals even half this size and for even a few seconds the pressure would be absurd.
darkflutter -shy I cant give you a portal gun but a butterfly knife (The spys starter knife) and I can do tricks with it and even do the spy equip thing (I did cut myself a bit though)
Every so often this song unburies itself from my memories and I have to come back to listen to it or my entire day is consumed by the fragments of this song
This song sounds like a mix between, your favorite Martian (the singer) the lonely island (suck my own dick and similar style as "like a boss") and the warp zone (cheesy nerdiness in their music videos that never fails to brings a smile to your face... Even the end sound effect with the coin.)
Decided to replay Portal and while reminiscing about how 13 year old me wished they had a portal gun I couldn’t help but remember this song… still GOLD
When life gives you lemons don't take life's lemons! Make life *Take the Lemons BACK!* (GLaDOS practically Orgasming each time he speaks in the background) Say to life, I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMNED LEMONS! Go to life Managers and make him Fire life! I'm gonna make my scientists take Life's Lemons and make them into grenades! *BURN DOWN LIFE'S HOUSE WITH LEMON GRENADES!!*
Aperture science revolutionized transportation (and, frankly, everything) in its first couple years of service. Instead of making a trillion dollars and becoming the greatest businessman in history, Cave Johnson kept diverting resources to pet projects that never worked and kept the greatest invention in history locked up as a mere testing device.
There is a time in every portal users life were they are flying through the air (like in 1:32) and the portal gun doesn't work on a specific surface, or you never stop because you dont have the shoes to break your fall.
What I hate about the portal gun is that no one remembers that in order for the portal gun to work it needs to hit special panels (or moon like surfaces) which aren't commonly available.
I just watched this video for the first time in probably 9 years. And lemme tell you, the lyrics just started pouring out of me like I heard it yesterday.
I wish I had a Portal Gun... I wish I had the TARDIS... I wish I had a Pokéball... I wish I had a Sonic Scr-- Wait I minute... actually all I need is the TARDIS because somewhere, anywhere in space and time there has got to be a Pokéball and Portal Gun... and quite possibly a Sonic Screwdriver... So yea you guys should have wished for a TARDIS.
I would rather have the Advanced Knee Replacement/Long Fall Boots instead of a Portal Gun. My reason being that just because you have a Portal gun, you don't magically have to ability to not be injured by huge drops.
Once you accidentally build up momentum with the portal gun you would just die. This would also happen in like the first ten minuets of owning it too XD
If you had quick reaction time and an IQ at least above 80, you'd be smart enough to fire a portal on the floor before you hit the ground and then replace the ceiling portal with another one on the floor...
dawsoncat6252 Depends on how fast you are going and how big the room is. If you were going fast and did that you would have two portals on the ground and then your body would fly, crashing into the celing then dropping to your death.
I was 12 when I saw this and I had no idea what portal was exactly, other than it involves portals. I could rap the whole thing until I stopped watching it and just started to watch it again. Now everything he said in his video makes sense to me.
Tarmist25 What are you talking about? Just because I mention the moonrock thing doesn't mean that I ONLY played the second game. I study this game all the time and I love it
Vixenarious Then you should know it works on other surfaces. Don't try and give me "Well, moon rock conducts it the best" because what difference does that make?
Yan Toha ya, everybody is always saying "it would be so cool!!!!" ya, it would be cool, but you could only use it if you have a plethora of moon rocks, or actually live on the moon!
"The portals can be placed on any surface which is made out of manufactured or refined moon rock and large enough to accommodate them. Moving objects, or certain types of surfaces, will usually prevent the formation of a portal." passage straight out of the half life wiki.
don't know if anyone else is having this problem but ever since the TH-cam update I cant replay videos without refreshing the page and then be forced to watch 30-second adds.
***** actually no they cant it is said in portal two that they had to use moon dust and since they couldnt afford more they mixed the rest with a gelitan like goo to consintrait it so you need moon dust
Ghostwolf517 actually yes they can, if you look at cave's lines about portal gun he says that moon rocks is a better portal conductor, not the only portal conductor, so flat surfaces are still in the list
I just made a portal gun out of paper and scotch tape for my Chell costume and it's amazing and I'm so happy this has been one of the best days I've had in a LONG time. I can't describe how immensely satisfied I am that it came out so good! And it's only the rough draft!
Lets all be realistic though... A portal gun would kinda suck since you need a white surface for it. Be cool in the situations where you could use it tough but i think aperture need to get there shit straight and design a new model that can shoot on any surfaces.
NorMarkus I think in the game there are some white office walls you can put portals on. If that is the case that you can only place portals on walls made out of 'moon gell' aperture REALLY need to get their shit together and design a new gun,
moon rock conducts the portals best, but if you do your research. You would know that other substances such as quartz and concrete can conduct the portals, just not as well
I woke up in a cold sweat with the sudden urge to listen to this song for the first time in 8 years and idk how Im supposed to feel...
Edit: 4 more years and all the likes and comments from others with the same experience keep bringing me back, thanks gang
Yes
Amazing! The same thing just happened to me!
me too, i suppose we are the chosen ones?
Same
Relatable.
I like how many people forget about the long fall boots ....
seriously they're the only reason you can do even HALF of what you do in the game!
***** What official source says this? I think even with advanced Knee implants, you still wouldn't be able to withstand impact. Maybe from short jumps, but you can forget any sort of flinging you do in the games unless you want to break every bone on impact. Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out, maintaining the exact same speed (thus the same impact force) period.
+TheGamingTurret 'What official source says?' The game does, doesn't it?
Chase Allen yup, pretty much
Glados: I see by now you understand that an objects inertia while traveling in portals is affected by gravity, or rather not affected by gravity. In other words, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
I think that's the exact quote but I'm not positive, it's been a while since I've played the first game.
In portal 2, you can see a little video about the Long Fall Boots.
Nikolas Micheals In Portal (1) they're knee implants. Correct me if I'm wrong.
11 years later and this song is still buried in my head 🤘.
I just realized... this is _so_ Lonely Island.
You mean it's not them? It sounds like Akiva.
Is this not them?
Was thinking the same thing.
yeah
MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT. Also fly af
I love how everyone is saying they want the gun, but people never think about the long fall boots. Try doing the crazy stuff you're talking about without those xD
Also you can't shoot the portals with out the moon rock walls or conversion gel
you can, actually. Cave said moon dust is a great portal conductor when he was already an old man. but yet he was testing with portals when he was like 20 years younger. he never even had moon rocks at that point. so moon rock dust is a great conductor, but it's definitely not the only one.
Ah, didn't relies that meaning you can probably shoot portals on all kinds of stuff, but I guess not as good or something...I don't know
Thats not true, you thought about long fall boots, so thats basiclly a false statement
@@Jgpgames I mean, you could steal dark cave's aperture handheld portal device, baby can fire portals anywhere
TO ALL THE "PORTALS ONLY WORK ON MOON ROCK" COMMENTS: Portals work on anything with Asbestos in it. According to Portal 2, Cave Johnson, the walls in the Testing Chambers were originally made out of Asbestos. ("if you feel a shortness of breath, that's not part of the test. that's asbestos.") the only reason the surfaces are white are to show the player what to do.
He's talking about the Enrichment Spheres themselves, I believe. Also, not much is made with asbestos anymore.
Also moon rock is the only thing they work with and is the reason portal guns even exist
Just go to the every cave Johnson line video
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 They were using portals way before they found put about the moon rocks' conductivity.
Moon rock is a great conductor for portals, but not the only one.
Judging from the lines what you are saying may be right but the portals made by moon rocks may have different properties.
Thought of this vid today 😳 didn’t realize it had been so long
👃🇮🇱
The lyrics to this song appeared in my head after 9 years and I had to listen to it again. Happy it’s still here
1:58
The best way to use the portal gun.
lol
Efthimis Goysios
Walter No Plate D.C.
Efthimis Goysios oo
ButterCat G i lost it at that point
I haven’t thought about this video in years, then all of a sudden it pops back in my head for no reason. Nothing prompted it, it just returned to me.
I had the exact same thing today
It happened again.
At first I thought it was life noggin
Same hahahah
Josue Mendez same
Same
Josue Mendez Did you see blocko anywhere? NO??
Life Noggin didn't exist until 2013.
13 years later I still know this word for word
I hate to admit it, but the last verse is exactly what I would do.
Og
I've always wished that I could change my pants like that.
@@timetraveler7same :(
Dante: "I tried once, I couldn't reach"
Randal: "Couldn't reach what? Your dick?"
Dante: "You said every guy tries it"
Randal: "Not me! Fucking pervert... tried sucking his own dick"
😆😆😆
They should totally make a game which is portal and mirrors edge mixed together
+Xander Pizza Best idea in the history of gaming!
needs to happen
Too bad the new one isn't selling any copies. I hope they reboot [PROTOTYPE] next.
Oh... My... God... YES!!!!
Wait for mods of catalyst. Hopefully someone mods it into the game on PC
Me+Portal Gun+Full Bank Vault= Happiness $$$
And how do you shoot a portal into the bank vault?
back alley behind the bank
Swordsmaster227 but how do you get the other one into the vault?
Obviously I get a job at the bank 1 to 2 months before on the night shift. Man and I thought I was a nitpicker XD
***** Who are you correcting?
Oh shit. This was 5 years ago
Kyle Stanley I thought the exact same thing😂😂
Gonna be 6 soon.
actually 7 years. ;_;
Holy shit almost 7 years now
Orion Williams YO 2018! 😂🙌🙌🙌
Would you rather,
Be a mute with a portal gun,
Or have a voice but no portal gun?
+Martin De Vries MUTE
+Patrik Bede we have androids to speak
+Patrik Bede haha
Sense portal guns only work on moon dust walls it wont even work so no portal gun
I don't care if I'm mute, I'll just write words on a piece of paper or learn sign language.
So many technological advances through the past years... Where's my portal gun?!
I know right? fucking hover boards and flying cars.
I'll kick a pissed off inmate in the nuts for a portal gun.
+Aaron John Hopkins Felix (Crimson Nightfox) yea, have him tied up so he can't move then kick him in the balls, although I'd probably feel it too cuz yea, it hurts, gotta feel sorry for him
Because you’d need negative matter to pull off these portals which doesn’t actually exist as far as we know. For portals even half this size and for even a few seconds the pressure would be absurd.
I can't be the only one who wants Google to make a portal gun right ?
You sound like a sweaty nerd
I applaud your abilities *slowly claps*
darkflutter -shy Awesome.
darkflutter -shy I have one.
darkflutter -shy I cant give you a portal gun but a butterfly knife (The spys starter knife) and I can do tricks with it and even do the spy equip thing (I did cut myself a bit though)
Every so often this song unburies itself from my memories and I have to come back to listen to it or my entire day is consumed by the fragments of this song
This song sounds like a mix between, your favorite Martian (the singer) the lonely island (suck my own dick and similar style as "like a boss") and the warp zone (cheesy nerdiness in their music videos that never fails to brings a smile to your face... Even the end sound effect with the coin.)
It sound like a Lonely Island beat.
The guy who says "Wish I had a portal gun" sounds like Dee Jay and the main singer sounds similar to Puff
+Whovian1899 the sound effect at the end went along with Dorkly, another gaming group that has a TH-cam channel
So, a cross between Ray William Johnson, and Andy Samberg? That's exactly what I was thinking.
+FlawlessPiner They are a part of CollegeHumor.
I've played about 40 hours of portal games, but in the 2 minutes of this video is when I've ever most wanted a portal gun.
luke fernandes Ya totally. :p
This still slaps 13 years later
Decided to replay Portal and while reminiscing about how 13 year old me wished they had a portal gun I couldn’t help but remember this song… still GOLD
They played this at my disco.
Thatonelittleunicorn x Of course they did.
As they should
Thank you Facebook Memories for reminding me of this gem!
12 year old song but you can never forget it if you listened to it once...
13 years later and this is still a banger
Things I'd wish for: Portal Gun, Gravity Gun, The Triforce, Master Sword, The Sky-Hook (Bioshock, not LoZ) and The TARDIS
Morgen Freeman you're going to have a sad day with that sky-hook if you don't find some sky-rails.
Morgen Freeman ada's grappling hook gun
***** Oh no, Kindrov. I'd probably be smashing cop's faces in. *FUCK THE POLICE plays*
That's better.
***** The solution to the no Sky-rails thing is simple just also get Elizebeth as a companion and have hare conjure up sky-rails for ya
I'd lean in and.....
change my pants without looking down......
Santiago ff LOL
**ten years later**
Also I’d suck my own diiiiiiiii-
1:24 this line has been stuck in my head for a decade
Remember all the times you died in Portal, though?
Yeah...
WORTH IT
I thought about this song while at work today. I always come back to it once or twice a year for no particular reason.. Weird.
This always gave star bomb vibes and I LOVE it
I will let you have one. all you need to do is enroll as a test subject.
Yeah, I would like a portal gun Glados, but I wouldn't want to test for the rest of my life.
Samuel Tyrcha
Sounds like a small price to pay for a portal gun. Sign me up!
I don't like this,is there cake
Myles Ramsey All the cake you want.
GLaDOS I'm in
Except, you can only shoot portals on white portal spaces
just go to Congress meeting or any colleges always full of white people. maybe they'd be a good surface
nope they just work better on moon dust surfaces
oh thank god
so don't have to paint my wall white?
my house has white walls,so no prob
except your house wasn't build with moon rock
my first video from collegehumor. wow time flies
1:18 if Life Gives lemons DONT MAKE LEMONADESSSSS!
I'm mad like Cave Johnson I got lemon grenades!
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!
You better not make lemonade otherwise that lemonade will suck
When life gives you lemons don't take life's lemons! Make life *Take the Lemons BACK!* (GLaDOS practically Orgasming each time he speaks in the background) Say to life, I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMNED LEMONS!
Go to life Managers and make him Fire life! I'm gonna make my scientists take Life's Lemons and make them into grenades!
*BURN DOWN LIFE'S HOUSE WITH LEMON GRENADES!!*
Well, you can't have one!
Ha! How does THAT make you feel?
:(
I'm sorry, was that supposed to make me feel bad?
Not of worry. If I can't have a functioning ASHPD, I can just make fanart of Portal. Like I once did a Henry Moore-esque sculpture of you, GLaDOS!
surrealnumber Are you implying- OH MY GOD.
GLaDOS You know, Wheatley would be very disappointed.
2011 was the peak of human culture and evolution
Wow.. there's no jokes about the quality I'm impressed
there are only basic colours and shapes anyway
Bizz493 What about GlaDOS? That detail is awesome, but I'm not gonna judge, it is hard to make her.
I've watched this video ages ago. But back then I wasn't subscribed to CollegeHumour. Good times :)
The algorithm has blessed me with this song after 9 years. How time flies!
Aperture science revolutionized transportation (and, frankly, everything) in its first couple years of service. Instead of making a trillion dollars and becoming the greatest businessman in history, Cave Johnson kept diverting resources to pet projects that never worked and kept the greatest invention in history locked up as a mere testing device.
Change my pants without having to look down... I died
"I would make a portal under him and kick him in the nuts"
I died.
F
"YEAH BITCHES .... SCIENCE" said years before Pinkman.
It’s been 8 years and I still enjoy this song
Come on everyone would do that thing at the end
That Random Artist Both.
Gabriel Hujjat Hm.I see,I must inform the world now.
Gabriel Hujjat You have answered most comments man, What the hell...
You can see me as an infestation, I do no good and am everywhere.
Christian KS That is a fantastic question.
So you'd do anything for a portal gun huh? Companion cube it is
We cant invent portal but we cam invent companion cube
you can also learn english
@@thecanadaman6862 xd
is TF2 scout make this video?
stfu
why you English wrong.
y he do gud enlish to did
That was so grammatically incorrect I had a stroke
JLJMG Gaming
cool
I am so glad my recommendations reminded me of this gem
That moment you upload your video to the wrong channel.
That moment when you reply to a comment posted a year ago
That moment when you reply to a comment posted 1 month ago
Crap...
You win this round Mohammed
That moment when you reposted in the wrong neighborhood
2 TO THE 1 TO THE 1 TO THE 3
aanda tv that moment when you reply to a comment 5 months ago
Quick note: Portals are not moon-rock specific, they simply conduct best on a moon-based surface.
Damn, I could remember this clearly being freshly new when I was in middle school, time really flows 😂 this is still a banger tho
There is a time in every portal users life were they are flying through the air (like in 1:32) and the portal gun doesn't work on a specific surface, or you never stop because you dont have the shoes to break your fall.
Yah, it would be cool to have one...
What I hate about the portal gun is that no one remembers that in order for the portal gun to work it needs to hit special panels (or moon like surfaces) which aren't commonly available.
Yeah, that seems to be a problem. And also, in the Portal universe, Moon rocks give you a fatal illness, soooo...
All you would need to do is attach a hose that sprayed out the goo, and wear a hazmat suit all the time
Yeah, but then the Moon Lord found the portal on the Moon, analyzed it, and made an upgraded portal gun that can put a portal on anything. :p
+Newt “Newt Central” Train this is not Terraria
But it hit walls which were only painted white (probably not with moon rocks) Maybe Aperture didn't checked it and it works on white paint XD
Why is no one mentioning the sick flows and how good the instrumental is?
Never gets old - I don't think there's a year that's gone by that I've not watched this at least once 😂❤
Who else said to them selves "I will just play it one more time" then plays it like 20 times?
Daniel Jaramillo yis
Happy Birthday video!
Wait,so is it from Dorkly or CollegeHumor? I love both.
+TheBulbasaurBros. Its _Dorkly_. Don't know why its here though.
+Daniel Nelson Maybe it's a collaberation
TheBulbasaurBros. I doubt that else college humors name would probably be on the video.
Dorkly and CollegeHumor are by the same company, Dorkly just does more gaming related things.
+PoorQualityFun what's the company's name?
I just watched this video for the first time in probably 9 years. And lemme tell you, the lyrics just started pouring out of me like I heard it yesterday.
I wish I had a Portal Gun...
I wish I had the TARDIS...
I wish I had a Pokéball...
I wish I had a Sonic Scr--
Wait I minute... actually all I need is the TARDIS because somewhere, anywhere in space and time there has got to be a Pokéball and Portal Gun... and quite possibly a Sonic Screwdriver... So yea you guys should have wished for a TARDIS.
Whovians unite!
Where's the Doctor when you need him? Btw be careful of Daleks out there.
DoctorWhooves not doctor whooves.. THE DOCOR. Just the Doctor.
I wish it was 2011 again.....
ppl saying that thiis would only work in the moon, loose up a bit and enjoy the show. You don't need to destroy the dreams of ppl
this came up in my FB memories from 13 years ago
For this to work he'd have to carry around like bags of 7.4 million dollar moon dust and throw it on surfaces XD
Alechamic c That's not how it works in the labs though >.>
lukeshadowcrafter that's because those surfaces are designed NOT to conduct portals
Rodan324 Oh I see :p
Keyboardkat3 No, in the BTS and Underground themed areas, there were certain walls that also couldn't conduct portals.
lukeshadowcrafter well i never understood that ingame cause actually the moon had its origins from earth so therefore its nothing but Earth-dust xD
i watched this when i was 7.
thanks for destroying my innocence early on college humour
I would rather have the Advanced Knee Replacement/Long Fall Boots instead of a Portal Gun. My reason being that just because you have a Portal gun, you don't magically have to ability to not be injured by huge drops.
Once you accidentally build up momentum with the portal gun you would just die. This would also happen in like the first ten minuets of owning it too XD
If you had quick reaction time and an IQ at least above 80, you'd be smart enough to fire a portal on the floor before you hit the ground and then replace the ceiling portal with another one on the floor...
dawsoncat6252 Depends on how fast you are going and how big the room is. If you were going fast and did that you would have two portals on the ground and then your body would fly, crashing into the celing then dropping to your death.
dawsoncat6252 it only takes you hitting one corner to get fucked up
Part of my ‘great list of classic youtube vids’
They said that being an Aperture science client would be like a dream. They were all killed by GLaDOS with neurotoxin.
***** ... wut?... xD
***** yeah, ik. (*Rattman)
Glados killed the employees, not the clients
+epicbluj gaming why the FUCK did you not rap that comment
Namezzzzzzz what...?
I was 12 when I saw this and I had no idea what portal was exactly, other than it involves portals. I could rap the whole thing until I stopped watching it and just started to watch it again. Now everything he said in his video makes sense to me.
Here in 2024 ;) close to making a portal gun
This would be a great Lonely Island song.
Eh
I WAS JUST SAYING THAT
It is a lonely island song. 😂
Let's be honest. We'd all use it for that last one....
...Pants changing would be a lot easier!
Did they just put the Dorkly ding at the end of a Collage Humor vid
It's from Dorkly and College Humor...
Dorkly is part of CollegeHumor.
+Champion Gary wow. I actually didn't know that.
+Sw4gzilla the exact same higher ups run it lol. I thought everybody knew.
No they just uploaded his video on their channel
lel sucks that it can only be shot on moonrock surfaces.
+Vixenarious What is up with you people ONLY PLAYING THE SECOND GAME?
Tarmist25 What are you talking about? Just because I mention the moonrock thing doesn't mean that I ONLY played the second game. I study this game all the time and I love it
Vixenarious Then you should know it works on other surfaces. Don't try and give me "Well, moon rock conducts it the best" because what difference does that make?
Tarmist25 When has it shot on any other surface? I don't recall this.
In the original game there was quite a few other surfaces, I believe one of them was concrete and possibly wood
It’s cool until you look at the operational end of the device get a bunch of brain tumors and then get turned into a mantis man
people nee to realize that the handheld portal gun only works with the surface of the moon.
Really? People really need to realize that?
Yan Toha ya, everybody is always saying "it would be so cool!!!!" ya, it would be cool, but you could only use it if you have a plethora of moon rocks, or actually live on the moon!
Chris Kennedy Actually, its just that the portals work better on moon dust, as long as its a flat surface, the portal can be shot.
"The portals can be placed on any surface which is made out of manufactured or refined moon rock and large enough to accommodate them. Moving objects, or certain types of surfaces, will usually prevent the formation of a portal." passage straight out of the half life wiki.
Chris Kennedy Well soon when they start mining Helium 3, then we could have portals :D
don't know if anyone else is having this problem but ever since the TH-cam update I cant replay videos without refreshing the page and then be forced to watch 30-second adds.
this is a certified hood classic
I just decided to listen to this for the first time in a decade. I dunno why.
Damn, i didn't even know i wanted a portal gun until i saw this.
Found this again in 2020 i need it to survive this year
2:01 good to know not only i though of that i fell more normal
Suck one
collegehumor is not ready for sburb
oMg xD
let alone the coolness of a davesprite.
Hey John!
DAMNIT HOMESTUCK I THOUGHT I ESCAPED FROM YOU FOR A LITTLE BIT
UNTIL I FINISH HOMESTUCK
Or the trolls glub
you know technically youd have to have moon dust gell in the gallons with you everywhere you go if you want to use a portal gun.....just saying
***** actually no they cant it is said in portal two that they had to use moon dust and since they couldnt afford more they mixed the rest with a gelitan like goo to consintrait it so you need moon dust
Ghostwolf517 No, there are few other substances that work.
Soggy Nugget really? like what?
Ghostwolf517 actually yes they can, if you look at cave's lines about portal gun he says that moon rocks is a better portal conductor, not the only portal conductor, so flat surfaces are still in the list
Badgabr hmm well....guess i just learned something new...thank you
Omg... How pure was the internet back in the day
I wonder if Cave ever actually managed to invent combustable lemons.
That would have been so cool.
I just made a portal gun out of paper and scotch tape for my Chell costume and it's amazing and I'm so happy this has been one of the best days I've had in a LONG time. I can't describe how immensely satisfied I am that it came out so good! And it's only the rough draft!
why did you use Dorkly's... ah nevermind I dont care anymore
They are dorkly
+Barcode
1. my mind is blown
2. i feel like an idiot now
+Barcode oh
and this was released before.
Barcode Wait whaaaaaaaaaaa
Lets all be realistic though... A portal gun would kinda suck since you need a white surface for it.
Be cool in the situations where you could use it tough but i think aperture need to get there shit straight and design a new model that can shoot on any surfaces.
not in real life
Don't forget the equipment for the feet, if it was real I would imagine a lot of people breaking their legs lol
Not just any white source, but actually a surface made out of moon rock
You're not so smart, right?
NorMarkus I think in the game there are some white office walls you can put portals on. If that is the case that you can only place portals on walls made out of 'moon gell' aperture REALLY need to get their shit together and design a new gun,
Is it bad this is in my song playlist?
very
no its on mine too
ThatRandomGuy maybe? Idk tbh.
ThatRandomGuy no it's in mine
ThatRandomGuy P!ATD?!?!
This song is over 10 years old now. Still is a timeless masterpiece
Bad luck brian: get a portal gun but no moon rock gel, so all you can do is open portals in the Moon.
moon rock conducts the portals best, but if you do your research. You would know that other substances such as quartz and concrete can conduct the portals, just not as well
clikt Look! A joke, let's kill it.
i was stating facts
did CH and dorkly do a collab? *YES THEY DID AND IT'S FUCKING EPIC!!!*
Oh it is dorkly! I knew that voice... just couldn't put my finger on it
CAT BUG! peanut butter squares
this is still stuck in my head