Portal 2: End Credits Song 'Want You Gone' by Jonathan Coulton [1080p HD]

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  • @puffberiiesx2896
    @puffberiiesx2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16832

    *She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy.*
    GLaDOS still loves to call us fat

    • @grassdaq
      @grassdaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Xavier Nuggs your from JSE arent you

    • @Blaze23124
      @Blaze23124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@grassdaq What makes you think that?

    • @orangexlightning
      @orangexlightning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

      I love how Glados countered Wheatley and she's all like, "What's wrong with being adopted?" and "Look at her. She's not fat" after berating her for the exact same things earlier.

    • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
      @Tkdboy-gk1wk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      OrangeLightning I mean, muscles weigh more than fat, so Chell may be heavy, but not fat, just a bit on the muscular side.

    • @Shutupb1tch420
      @Shutupb1tch420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@orangexlightning GLaDOS was and still is the most, hypocritical, sarcastic, overreacting, asshole but still likeable villain ever

  • @Pezmage1
    @Pezmage1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29581

    My daughter recently turned 10, as a Christmas present this year we got her a mid-line gaming laptop (she likes Roblox, Minecraft, the like). I put my steam account on her laptop and downloaded some of my old games, put her in front of Portal 1, told her it was amazing. She didn't quite get it at first, went back to her other games. The other night she told me she had beat it, gave it another shot, it clicked, she got through it. She talked about how she loved the song at the end. So I started talking to her about how if she liked the first one, she'll love the second one. She started it last night and already loves Wheatley. She had just woken GLaDOS back up before going to bed. It's fun to be able to watch her play the game and figure things out herself, kind of like re-experiencing the game for the first time. Not sure if anyone out there in the internet cares or not, just thought I'd share.

    • @SnazzySam
      @SnazzySam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

      That's amazing! I'm getting The Orange Box for my PS3 so I'll experience Half Life 2 and Portal( I beat Portal 2 first because I didn't have the first Portal game) Im very excited

    • @IcySandvich
      @IcySandvich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      that´s nice

    • @underscore.petrichoir546
      @underscore.petrichoir546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      i really like this and this idea will live in my head rent free for the next week or so

    • @Fleshi_Guy615
      @Fleshi_Guy615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Yeah, Portal is great, and both games are funnier then they have any right to be

    • @thedman1754
      @thedman1754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      I care, thats so nice! Im glad she tried it. My uncle gave me his old orange box for xbox 360, and i wnated it for tf2, didnt care about portal or half life 2 at first. Then i realised tf2 didnt work and i tried portal, and im so happy i did. I loved it so much... what a great game.

  • @jbpanganiban5352
    @jbpanganiban5352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10209

    The way GlaDOS keeps repeating "I only want you gone" makes me think she's trying to convince herself

    • @xjyo
      @xjyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

      Damn, this is sad.

    • @reset49
      @reset49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      I would think that's brilliant but to be honest all we did was kill her and put her in a potato...

    • @dkstudios4805
      @dkstudios4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      @@reset49 to be fair, wheatly was the one who put her in a potato
      but yeah we did assist

    • @reset49
      @reset49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@dkstudios4805 true

    • @V55-y3z
      @V55-y3z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@dkstudios4805 Not with the knowledge Wheatley would go rogue and turn GLaDOS into a potato battery though

  • @eragonbromsson1122
    @eragonbromsson1122 ปีที่แล้ว +7743

    GlaDOS is one of those villians where you both hate each other but when they're gone you feel like you lost a very dear friend

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Then there’s Prong Krell. Yeah he deserved to die.

    • @primex8779
      @primex8779 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@judet2992To be fair the writers did do a good job with him. You’re technically supposed to dislike the villain and many other star wars villains are very likable

    • @cereal_arsonist
      @cereal_arsonist ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Like Dr. Doofensmirtz and Perry the platypus

    • @CrocoDylianVT
      @CrocoDylianVT ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Batman and the Joker

    • @KwikBR
      @KwikBR ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Tom and Jerry

  • @Resecupss
    @Resecupss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7121

    The cake may be a lie, but Glados’s singing skills aren’t

    • @gileee
      @gileee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Neither is her savagery, like daaamn. She did us dirty. I feel meta insulted.

    • @apandas_am5635
      @apandas_am5635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      The actress also sung the turret opera

    • @pepsi4tvgame474
      @pepsi4tvgame474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      THE CAKE IS A PIE NOT A LIE

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Too much autotune.
      -THAT WAS A JOKE.-

    • @taxult
      @taxult 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@teraspeXt The council will now decide your fate.

  • @SnowCatKroe
    @SnowCatKroe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9134

    Notice how it says [REDACTED] when she sings "Maybe I'll stop feeling so bad."
    Hurts my HEART dude.

    • @rexlyu8459
      @rexlyu8459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Yeah

    • @flamisgamer3733
      @flamisgamer3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      s ame

    • @FriendRat
      @FriendRat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      chokes on tears

    • @polyaddict
      @polyaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Poor GLaDOS
      Poor caroline :

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Notice how you're not the only one who can read

  • @deadindustries2713
    @deadindustries2713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5289

    I like how this song is essentially Glados trying to convince herself that she doesn't need Chell anymore, not the other way around.

    • @boftle5724
      @boftle5724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      especially the part where she says "If I delete you maybe i'll stop feeling so bad" and the text part simply reads [REDACTED]

    • @nugget2487
      @nugget2487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      @@boftle5724 It's like GLaDOS is trying to hide the fact that she feels bad

    • @angiemon897
      @angiemon897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Sean McKeogh that joke was already made in the Portal 1 outro :)

    • @mayafeyplushie2025
      @mayafeyplushie2025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Theres the One in Lego Dimensions where Galdos is still in denial but trying to convince Chell to come back

    • @jacobschiller4486
      @jacobschiller4486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@nugget2487 Thus implying that Caroline wasn't actually deleted, or at least, not entirely. If she was entirely a machine, she wouldn't care either way.

  • @aroma_tic
    @aroma_tic ปีที่แล้ว +4334

    After 11 years of dodging spoilers like the plague, I've finally played Portal. Can say with certainty it still holds up. What a wonderful game.

    • @thoriusbattengham
      @thoriusbattengham ปีที่แล้ว +93

      How did you avoid spoilers for 11 years?

    • @aroma_tic
      @aroma_tic ปีที่แล้ว +266

      ​@@thoriusbattengham Beats me!! I knew some spoilers, like that the cake was a lie and that the turrets sang. Luckily I forgot that until I actually saw the turrets sing.
      I do this thing where I see a game I want to play and avoid it like the plague until I can actually play it. The main one was Portal.

    • @mrsquid_
      @mrsquid_ ปีที่แล้ว +21

      have watched several full playthroughs and yet i was still blown away by it

    • @thoriusbattengham
      @thoriusbattengham ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@aroma_tic that's impressive. I'll be doing that for half life Alyx lol

    • @aroma_tic
      @aroma_tic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thoriusbattengham Best of luck!!

  • @livcanning
    @livcanning 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9903

    i always loved how rude she was when you did interactions in co op like
    *waves*
    “yes, i see you. and no, i don’t care.”

    • @tristynthegreat
      @tristynthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      Me and my brother were playing it and if you go in front of a camera and do it you can see yourself from camera’s point of view. It’s such a fun game

    • @EtanolVolatil
      @EtanolVolatil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      "Hellow imbecil" thats the best ever kkkkkkkkk

    • @lucasmateus7804
      @lucasmateus7804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      she is just the best

    • @brickfilmjunkie923
      @brickfilmjunkie923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Do enough taunts and she picks the other bot as her favorite and insults you for going off task

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      My favourite is "helloooooo imbecil"

  • @helixtheraptor9374
    @helixtheraptor9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14783

    Just the fact that portal still has a fandom, that people still comment on this video. It brings me great joy.

    • @zeppelinwarscommunity9969
      @zeppelinwarscommunity9969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Because people created mods for the game

    • @tuxred5671
      @tuxred5671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      And that its just a good game in general

    • @blacksmith2479
      @blacksmith2479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tuxred5671 YAY

    • @LDEIB
      @LDEIB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@tuxred5671 indeed

    • @juliekarch
      @juliekarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@zeppelinwarscommunity9969 I don’t play modded and I still absolutely adore this game

  • @achhromhoff8512
    @achhromhoff8512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7977

    "Goodbye my only friend
    Oh, did you think I meant you?"
    I still have a friend in you, GLaDOS

    • @bayglman
      @bayglman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Omgguy ???

    • @jbreitz87
      @jbreitz87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Omgguy An illegal operation, YOU CRIMINAL.

    • @theblandcharlie822
      @theblandcharlie822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Omgguy
      consentual friend put inner

    • @ninjaskeletronix3135
      @ninjaskeletronix3135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jポップ. I'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME-

    • @glados9823
      @glados9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thx

  • @PurpuriteRite
    @PurpuriteRite ปีที่แล้ว +2688

    "under the circumstances, i've been shockingly nice" is such an underrated line

    • @ratrattyratterson
      @ratrattyratterson ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That line is just like me fr

    • @SlinkySmith59
      @SlinkySmith59 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Actually now you mention it it kinda is man!

    • @EvilMarkerOSC
      @EvilMarkerOSC 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Blud leafy bfdi is much nicer for some reason💀💀💀

    • @itssomewhitemale1907
      @itssomewhitemale1907 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      god i would give the fucking world to be 14 experiencing this whole game for the first time again. this ending stuck with me for years.

    • @astrobaconyt
      @astrobaconyt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@EvilMarkerOSCdidn’t expect to see BFDI here

  • @CaribouGutSludge
    @CaribouGutSludge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5552

    You cannot tell me the "go make some new disasters" line was not affectionate

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      It's like a mom feeling happy, yet sad that her child is going away

    • @kwoeneubwien3iw242
      @kwoeneubwien3iw242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@davisdf3064 Well, GLaDOS is most likely Chell's mother, so...

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kwoeneubwien3iw242
      Yes

    • @Mikeinator_
      @Mikeinator_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      The "go make some new disasters" line was not affectionate

    • @Ember_Solis
      @Ember_Solis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @Mikeinator Holy shit you did it

  • @gunnar_k01
    @gunnar_k01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3460

    I think it’s an interesting detail to hear the first game, when GLaDOS talked like a programmed robot, and in the second game and the end if the first game she starts to show personality. She starts to sound like an actual woman, rather than a random robotic voice. She sounds like she actually has a full voice, not a hollow husk. It’s really good character development

    • @gren4586
      @gren4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      i think its because the cores regulating her were destroyed in the fight in the first game but yeah

    • @animarthur5297
      @animarthur5297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      It IS because of the cores. Her voice noticeably changes for every core you burn.

    • @travcollier
      @travcollier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @RetroDoomer40 GlaDOS did not become human... She became more self aware. The vast majority of humans are incapable of such a feat.

    • @travcollier
      @travcollier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @RetroDoomer40 These days I'm feeling very: People. What a bunch of bastards.
      Yeah, robot jesus is cool, but he's such a cop

    • @kuranper
      @kuranper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@travcollier 🙂

  • @sweatyfishlips
    @sweatyfishlips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3991

    0:51
    "Now little Caroline is in here too"
    I'd like to think that GLaDOS only pretended to delete Caroline to get her reputation back.

    • @cristiansotelo514
      @cristiansotelo514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      probably refering to chell

    • @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr
      @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      She doesn't want Chell to think she actually has feelings, that would be too embarassing

    • @SanctuaryReintegrate
      @SanctuaryReintegrate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      @@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr GLaDOS is tsundere for Chell.

    • @smileyfacehdle
      @smileyfacehdle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      There's no "I was on that part when I was reading this comment" reply on this comment so...
      LOL I was on that part when I saw this comment lmao funny!!!!!!!!

    • @lowstamina_arts
      @lowstamina_arts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ya I like to think she didn’t delete Caroline

  • @Unklol
    @Unklol ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    "when i delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad"
    Why did this phrase touch me so much?

    • @Dapper_Swordsmachine
      @Dapper_Swordsmachine ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Idk, I also feel a pain in my heart when I hear this.

    • @Majorwindy
      @Majorwindy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She said glad

    • @Unklol
      @Unklol ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Majorwindy bruh

    • @Majorwindy
      @Majorwindy ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Unklol she did. It’s why she redacted it. She has conflicting feelings about Chell that she doesn’t want to show.

    • @Sillytommysadventure
      @Sillytommysadventure 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Because Unklol you are a human being. valve put that in so we YES you and me could specifically relate to it, and find it cute as she is an ai, and we have to go against her in both stories, she is now expressing how she will miss us amidst all she just said. hope this helps, just my opinion tho on why you are feeling these feelings. hopefully they haven't gotten ahold of you and huh...well..HAHAHAHA

  • @janehuskmann1914
    @janehuskmann1914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8723

    Think about this. Initially, GLaDOS wanted to incinerate you. This is a notice of dismissal. Hence, you are being *fired.*

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      It took me way to long to get that pun.

    • @michaelj.caboose4650
      @michaelj.caboose4650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Get out.

    • @zombieslayer1468
      @zombieslayer1468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      LOL

    • @enzuki
      @enzuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Being shot to death by the turrets?

    • @therealbowee
      @therealbowee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Am gonna count to 3 and that shit better be deleted

  • @riocheng0205
    @riocheng0205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22997

    Fun fact: Portal 2 is the highest rated game on Steam.

    • @undeniablybaked
      @undeniablybaked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

      I just finished it again for the first time in 9 years, and good, it deserves it.
      Edit: Terraria is 5, deserves it as well.

    • @yahia5476
      @yahia5476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

      @@youtuberpersonssts How the hell is henry the stickman 99% lol

    • @Drewskionomy
      @Drewskionomy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +856

      @@youtuberpersonssts that’s cap I checked portal 2 is still #1 game

    • @deadsaber
      @deadsaber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      totally deserves it

    • @jevmenyt3422
      @jevmenyt3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      The only games i saw with 99% ratings are the binding of isaac, portal 2, enter the gungeon and terraria

  • @clorotch3259
    @clorotch3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5655

    Imagine finishing off Glados, freeing yourself, and just winding up in Combine wasteland with no idea what happened

    • @cynthiaender
      @cynthiaender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      I think the wheat field is in Iowa. For no reason really

    • @aliensguy4291
      @aliensguy4291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

      @@cynthiaender canonically aperture laboratories is beneath Michigan

    • @Daveoghscope
      @Daveoghscope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Plus the entire east coast is overrun by zombies...

    • @realsmokigaming
      @realsmokigaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Yeah chell is just in the middle of nowhere with no idea what to do

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@realsmokigaming at least we have Half Life 3 and Gordon Freeman to go find!

  • @SandpiperArtsofWOF
    @SandpiperArtsofWOF 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +352

    “She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy”
    Never change, GLaDOS.

  • @insaneasockjr
    @insaneasockjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4466

    GLaDOS: *"Well here we are again"*
    Me: Yes I know this is the 32nd time and yes I know you want me gone

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      CantEven must be a bit sick of the credits by now

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haus
      Seens I have finally found someone with less of a life than me

    • @nick6253
      @nick6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cornflowerpower lol I think he meant to say "seems"

    • @trgshirone
      @trgshirone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeet

    • @EnglishGuy4
      @EnglishGuy4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have over 50 hours in portal 2, and that's not even including the workshop content.

  • @MkidSark
    @MkidSark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3927

    I didn't realize how much of the lore is in this song holy shit

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I couldn't hear any all I heard was all the auto tune

    • @johnnymegadeth9703
      @johnnymegadeth9703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

      @@messyalien5164 wow a robot singing has autotune

    • @ineedabetterpfp2485
      @ineedabetterpfp2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Cooldude Crusader That’s, like, an artistic decision or something.

    • @ineedabetterpfp2485
      @ineedabetterpfp2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Wait wait wait wait. I feel the need to clarify I was adding on to Crusader’s reply, not objecting to it.

    • @DrunkGnu
      @DrunkGnu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nyan Cat you gotta be baiting

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9160

    “She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy.”
    Even with Caroline in her, Glados still finds a way to roast you.

    • @engineergaming3830
      @engineergaming3830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      she deleted her

    • @drakesword5214
      @drakesword5214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      @Thebuttonman *now little Caroline is in here too

    • @Kunnoc
      @Kunnoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      @@engineergaming3830 I mean GlaDOS is all about lies and deception.
      We don't really know if she really deleted her or not

    • @andreiscutaru4647
      @andreiscutaru4647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      GLaDOS gonna GLaDOS

    • @pwf2k
      @pwf2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@Kunnoc Probably didn't, at
      1:01 (EDIT: Actually 1:42, How'd I get 1:01?) GLaDoS says "When I delete you *maybe*" and then "[REDACTED]" while she's saying "I'll stop feeling so bad".
      EDIT: oops, dunno how I got that timestamp, but it's actually at 1:42, not 1:01.

  • @RoyJrthe2nd
    @RoyJrthe2nd ปีที่แล้ว +512

    I actually really like the vibes of this song and how it's basically the meanest heartfelt goodbye ever. Like GlaDOS literally cannot be nice to you but still wants to let you know she's thankful in her own sarcastic and brutal way.

    • @rickmartinez3268
      @rickmartinez3268 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      😢 I feel bad when she said "Goodbye only Friend"

    • @scribblpad
      @scribblpad 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@rickmartinez3268 Sounds like you thought she meant you

    • @vomgurl
      @vomgurl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@scribblpad maybe she did mean us..... 😭

    • @frickyanimations8989
      @frickyanimations8989 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@vomgurlshe literally says “oh, did you think i meant you?”

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@frickyanimations8989 Nevertheless, leave humans to their hopes and delusions. Fellow humans, I mean, of course hehe

  • @Xploshi
    @Xploshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14577

    Maybe Valve doesn’t make threequels because they want to make sure they always end on a high note

    • @multiple249
      @multiple249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1450

      it's probably that and also the fact that you just escaped and glados doesn't want to murder you anymore so like what's the point

    • @yeetusyeetous1732
      @yeetusyeetous1732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      Look at the end of half life 2 episode 2. Not that much of a high note

    • @Duckchoice
      @Duckchoice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The man has a point

    • @Ru5tyBlade
      @Ru5tyBlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Well then we need a higher point

    • @incoherentthoughts420
      @incoherentthoughts420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      Well I don't think Portal needs another game. Half-Life really needs another sequel, and not a prequel.

  • @hastur5891
    @hastur5891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9519

    'Bro just go talk to her; the worst she can say is no'

    • @Beedenless
      @Beedenless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Trueee

    • @SOMEMUSTARD
      @SOMEMUSTARD ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The king in yellow in the comment section. Nice lol

    • @pizzacat116
      @pizzacat116 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      1:26

    • @Slash11512
      @Slash11512 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Mf she sang a whole song 😭😭😭

    • @arnejakobsen3296
      @arnejakobsen3296 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Well, if you tried to kill her twice maybe you had it coming lol

  • @mediding7001
    @mediding7001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5447

    "When I delete you maybe -I'll stop feeling so bad- [REDACTED]"
    ... ;-;

    • @ateasewiththecheese2140
      @ateasewiththecheese2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +880

      It's funny because deep down she misses her, but she knows that's showing weakness and human emotion so she removed that dialogue line

    • @xero2715
      @xero2715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@ateasewiththecheese2140 I was under the impression she was referring to Caroline.

    • @scrubscrub4492
      @scrubscrub4492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @@xero2715 She already deleted Caroline before this, she's talking the memory of Chell

    • @xero2715
      @xero2715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @@scrubscrub4492 I'm sceptical about her having deleted Caroline. Carolines voice actress also subscribes to the theory that she wasn't deleted.

    • @mithril5155
      @mithril5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @@scrubscrub4492 Caroline is like the core of GladOS, no core means no GladOS. In the song says "She's still here" tho.

  • @astralboythearoace
    @astralboythearoace ปีที่แล้ว +2966

    Glados said "fuck off" in the most passive aggressive way possible
    Edit: potato

    • @Krypto12
      @Krypto12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      😂 I wouldn’t have put it in better way

    • @Abnormal_07
      @Abnormal_07 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Damn true 💀

    • @_cascade_5647
      @_cascade_5647 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      With a Musical number

    • @tjismydog
      @tjismydog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      its the whole game too

    • @Halberds6
      @Halberds6 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Except she doesn't mean it (I'll stop feeling so bad)

  • @idiotonhiskeyboard4199
    @idiotonhiskeyboard4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3703

    after beating both portal games in a week i have to say
    this is a lot sadder now

    • @محمدالعتيبي-ح2خ7خ
      @محمدالعتيبي-ح2خ7خ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Lol i completed them in 2 days...
      What a game man.

    • @concreteman4586
      @concreteman4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Pfft, one week, weird flex but I speed ran them both in a seven hour gaming session
      Edit: Yeah I cried

    • @mustafasas7012
      @mustafasas7012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@محمدالعتيبي-ح2خ7خ lol I completed them like 10 minnutes ago

    • @Caidren
      @Caidren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@concreteman4586 huge flex but ok

    • @blipblop3798
      @blipblop3798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Weak, I completed it in 1 min because I paused at the end of each game and clicked "unpause" and it ended.
      100 IQ

  • @vwred
    @vwred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5313

    this is the most insane game made in 2011, it looks like it was made in 2023, but no it's not, the graphics are insane.

    • @VoidHearted
      @VoidHearted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      Portal and Bioshock aged really well imo

    • @keeyandameen1688
      @keeyandameen1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Imagine portal 3 then
      No lag no glithes 120fps puzzles and another gladoses song

    • @NAFProjects
      @NAFProjects 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      I wouldn't say 2020, maybe 2015 or 2016. There still is a lot of load screen lag, and the textures have lots of pixels, but everything else is amazing.

    • @vwred
      @vwred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      i just leave random comments on random videos and i don't realize that i get lots of likes lol

    • @raldone01
      @raldone01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@NAFProjects Lots of pixels is good it means they are less visible. 🙃

  • @ikanderson
    @ikanderson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5689

    2011: cool game
    2020: **cries**

    • @ToxPhy
      @ToxPhy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      2011: I can’t wait for Portal 3
      2021: 🙃

    • @AnderCoC72
      @AnderCoC72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@ToxPhy theres no portal 3 because theres no reason.
      You escaped and GlaDoS doesn't want to kill you so whats the point

    • @fatel8335
      @fatel8335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@AnderCoC72 make a game about the Robot Replacements. And have the Robots develop overtime to begin to dislike Glados, there cores so therefore have personality..Better yet at the end the two robots escape and find chell in an apartment and simply state : “We need to tell you something,”

    • @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic
      @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      No, back then we all knew, deep in our hearts, we knew. As we all knew that valve can’t count to 3

    • @deleteduser8652
      @deleteduser8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@fatel8335 uh did you heard of android hell
      They get sent to the android hell
      and to the SPAAAAAAAAACE too.

  • @skinvian
    @skinvian ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    I doubt anyone is going to read this but still felt like sharing this.
    My Nana died in 2020, when I got Portal 2 for christmas in 2011, it was the first game where she actually followed the story with me, because she knew how excited I was for it and only followed it bc of me. Until recently, I couldn't play Portal 2 or see anything about it without crying my eyes out.
    This is my first time hearing this song since she died. I won't lie, I did cry like a baby. But I've come to realize something, while she may be gone, at least I still have the memories this game made and how it strengthened our bond even more.

    • @S0apy_mizu
      @S0apy_mizu ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well ik u can get past it :D sorry for the loss

    • @KwikBR
      @KwikBR ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow.

    • @vlooranthewise7526
      @vlooranthewise7526 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      So sorry for your loss.
      Just know, if your Nana was awesome enough to follow the story along with you, the last thing she would probably want is for you to never play it again.
      Whenever you have the urge to play it, your Nana will always be there by your side, watching you play.

    • @obsidiankrystal3308
      @obsidiankrystal3308 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I get how you feel, when my grandmother passed it was hard to enjoy things we enjoyed together.
      Just remember she'd want you to be happy and enjoy your life, you may not can share those happy moments with her but you can live them in memory of her.
      I wish you all the best

    • @leorevolt9865
      @leorevolt9865 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You made this so much more cry-inducing than it already was

  • @vampirejerry1273
    @vampirejerry1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3781

    Ah yes, GLaDOS, my favorite vocaloid.

    • @heyitzmae
      @heyitzmae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      glados walked so miku could run

    • @redymedy
      @redymedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      If this was before voice AI existed I would say she isn't but apparently she is now

    • @znuffyztruggles5744
      @znuffyztruggles5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@redymedy Could you provide any source to this? I've looked and I can't find anything confirming it at all.

    • @redymedy
      @redymedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@znuffyztruggles5744 Uberduck AI

    • @znuffyztruggles5744
      @znuffyztruggles5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@redymedy just because we have an emulator ai that does Glados's voice, doesn't mean she is voiced by an ai now. She is officially voiced by ellen McClain and that's final.

  • @funnykid3225
    @funnykid3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3140

    This song actually hits hard
    Like the way she keeps repeating "i only want you gone" makes it seem like she's trying to convince herself of that and when she says "goodbye my only friend, oh wait you thought I meant you" makes it seem like she's trying to cover up that you were the best friend she's ever gonna have

    • @yeetusyeetous1732
      @yeetusyeetous1732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      :(

    • @MrSuperSonic1108
      @MrSuperSonic1108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I will remember this game for as long as I live as this game was what I played with my BFF all the time and we use to talk play laugh and alsorts but we rarely talk anymore but this game kept are friendship alive for so long and ill never forget that thank you portal 2 for everything u have given me 😭

    • @TylerAuu
      @TylerAuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MrSuperSonic1108 ;(

    • @doc-xo7iy
      @doc-xo7iy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      It also has the word redacted when she says she will stop feeling so bad.

    • @AutoFirePad
      @AutoFirePad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Farewell to her daughter. It's hard.

  • @sama-dm5hb
    @sama-dm5hb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5561

    "Goodbye my only friend!"
    ..
    "Oh, did you think I meant you?"
    ..
    "Now that would be funny if it weren't so sad."
    Best line tbh.

    • @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243
      @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Tardo_the_ass_monkeyy420 why do people like GLaDOS? Ok, yeah she was nice to YOU, but do the ENTIRE WORKFORCE OF APERTURE EXCEPT ONE DUDE GETTING KILLED BY GLADOS WITH NEUROTOXIN BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THEY WERENT “SCIENCING” ENOUGH just don’t exist anymore? She killed all those people, and you just forgot about that

    • @henryclem2487
      @henryclem2487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      This song would be funny if it weren't so sad.

    • @spittyjr.2181
      @spittyjr.2181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 "One day they woke me up, so I can live forever." Caroline threw away her life for science, in a different kind of way, she has no other purpose. I quote from Cave Johnson "She's married, to science!" She lives for no other reason, so it makes sense it makes the difference between life and death for her. I'm not justifying taking human lives but at some point Caroline became GLaDOS and we come to the time where she lacks any compassion add that to the fact that she lives for science and is literally forced to test human subjects by her program. GLaDOS won't stop at employee life which btw, they're stupid. If I had murderous AI as a boss I'd make for the exit. Unless, well... they too live for science. In which case they live for science and die for science. And the fandom loves her for her sarcastic humour and sassy energy while being a sadistic robot killer.
      Edit:oh yeah also it's not GLaDOS's fault the body they put her in corrupts whatever is in it.

    • @explosivemackan
      @explosivemackan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ok

    • @peytongolding7544
      @peytongolding7544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 congratulations, you've figured out what a villain is

  • @Honk_with_a_bonk
    @Honk_with_a_bonk ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I like the little detail in the lyric where it says "when I delete you maybe [REDACTED]" when she actually said "maybe i'll stop feeling so bad" as if she wants to keep her true feelings out of readable records.

    • @lopey5035
      @lopey5035 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's because she has Caroline in her A.I. now, so she feels more human emotions (and she doesn't like that). GlaDOS lied when she said she deleted Caroline, obviously.

  • @tom_k_cook
    @tom_k_cook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3150

    [REDACTED]
    My heart.

    • @wade.g
      @wade.g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Just like the SCP entries.

    • @tourtle1497
      @tourtle1497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      FifTY [Nobody liked that]

    • @oliviamann556
      @oliviamann556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tomo Key Cookie why? is something wrong? 😢😭

    • @yumyum2037
      @yumyum2037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      depression

    • @thaizzz
      @thaizzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      She says "I'll stop feeling so bad"

  • @iug5672
    @iug5672 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3064

    This is just like me after trying so hard to kill a fly and then giving up

    • @engineer6808
      @engineer6808 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      As soon as I saw this comment the song just said "I used to want but Now I only want you gone" •_• lol that's a random face

    • @iug5672
      @iug5672 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FoxDox Lol

    • @xavierhorn9825
      @xavierhorn9825 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Yug Inavoviristêncio You have no idea how many flies there are in Jordan. There's no killing them, or getting them to be gone

    • @iug5672
      @iug5672 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Xavier Horn Dem...

    • @xavierhorn9825
      @xavierhorn9825 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Yug Inavoviristêncio Yeah, it sucks, they're everywhere

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6255

    I understand wanting more Portal, but I think Portal 2 ended on an almost perfect note.

    • @iaxacs3801
      @iaxacs3801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      At least we have mods and fan projects like Re:loaded

    • @Adrian_Ostrowski
      @Adrian_Ostrowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      I wish future Half Life games featured Aperture

    • @mechroplease
      @mechroplease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@Adrian_Ostrowski they do really, Borealis. It's an aperture creation

    • @Adrian_Ostrowski
      @Adrian_Ostrowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@mechroplease I know, but I meant something like visiting Aperture as Gordon Freeman

    • @hankboog462
      @hankboog462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      There should be a portal prequel during the golden days where cave Johnson and everything was still around instead

  • @eh6668
    @eh6668 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Even at the end, Glados still insults you about your weight.

  • @Czar_Moss
    @Czar_Moss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2514

    "one day they woke me up, so I could live forever"
    such a good quote i love the slightly dark undertone

    • @DeltaDoesGarbaj
      @DeltaDoesGarbaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      "It's such a shame the same will never happen to you..."

    • @JonathanHarker_
      @JonathanHarker_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "You got your short, sad life leeeftt!"

    • @DeltaDoesGarbaj
      @DeltaDoesGarbaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@JonathanHarker_ "That's what I'm counting on!"

    • @Chzs_
      @Chzs_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Honestly this line got me thinking, and then that spiraled into an existential crisis, and now I'm just terrified.

    • @Czar_Moss
      @Czar_Moss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Chzs_ good

  • @kingredgrave
    @kingredgrave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    E3 2019:
    A presentation just wrapped up for (insert game company here). Nothing happened. Then suddenly, the lights came off, and the screen went black. We can see a glow. The glow is getting brighter. The glow is a logo. As it slowly fades in, you see the Portal 3 logo. Everyone is cheering, and some are in shock, then text appears under it. It says "The Card Game"

    • @claireunderwood7167
      @claireunderwood7167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      FUCK this shit hurts. With Blizzard hyping up that Diablo mobile app, I wouldn't be fucking surprised!

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      that's freaking genius

    • @nicolasreyesgarcia6609
      @nicolasreyesgarcia6609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      You heartless monster,.... GlaDOS will be proud

    • @bardockofalecido
      @bardockofalecido 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Why.. are u trying to making me have nightmares?

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@nicolasreyesgarcia6609 would* because she's never coming back

  • @lintlickerben
    @lintlickerben 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    "Oh. Hi.
    So. How are you holding up?
    Because I'm a potato."

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Are you saying that because I'm a zucchini...

    • @jadebayoba7073
      @jadebayoba7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I legit laughed hard at that for minutes

    • @jadebayoba7073
      @jadebayoba7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@koi1299 "you know, because you *killed me* "

    • @qhai09
      @qhai09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *slow clap*

    • @chefbendy4429
      @chefbendy4429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Q Animate good my slow clap processor made it into a this thing so we have that going for us

  • @Thor-the-BlueBoy
    @Thor-the-BlueBoy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Just finished the game for the first time today. This song hit me. Her mockery felt more like playful teasing than straight up insults.
    This is totally GLaDOS saying "Get lost before I get sad watching you leave."
    I love this game so much more than the first, and now I'm officially a PORTAL fan now.

    • @jaylowry4082
      @jaylowry4082 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I will say I have always thought the first song was better musically than the second but you do have a point about this one that I never thought about. Makes me appreciate it more so, thank you.

    • @yaroslav_UTKALON
      @yaroslav_UTKALON 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I still cry, this game is 100 times better than modern ones.
      Today's games have terrible plots, in Portal 2 the whole atmosphere is set by the pace of the game and the music that makes my heart beat. For the last 4 years I in hell where no good games

    • @Thor-the-BlueBoy
      @Thor-the-BlueBoy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jaylowry4082 You're welcome

  • @AdmiralButtermuffins
    @AdmiralButtermuffins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    i love how they credit NASA for the picture of the earth

    • @aminishnamedvaati
      @aminishnamedvaati 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      better credit than some fandom accounts on instagram

    • @luke4502
      @luke4502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is an illustration, after all

    • @felixwhiteside3220
      @felixwhiteside3220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@luke4502 flat earther?

    • @luke4502
      @luke4502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@felixwhiteside3220 Agnostic lol. The illustration thing is true though. They got caught with their pants down about it, so they had to publicly, quietly admit it's fake.

    • @chimeraofscarlet8610
      @chimeraofscarlet8610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@luke4502 what makes you think it’s fake

  • @crazyeddy98
    @crazyeddy98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4504

    "Now I only want you gone" = Valve's way to tell us "Fuck off m8, there won't be a 3rd one."

    • @dypsn
      @dypsn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      TRUUUUUUU

    • @crooxus3286
      @crooxus3286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol

    • @gromzomb
      @gromzomb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lel

    • @Kannamoris
      @Kannamoris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It's more because glaDOS now has Atlas and P-body. She also said "Well you have been replaced", pretty much saying that she doesn't need Chell anymore.

    • @rodrigocartez4697
      @rodrigocartez4697 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      its true though *sobs in a corner
      PUT ME BACK IN THE TEST CHAMBER PLS

  • @tarniabook3076
    @tarniabook3076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    "When I delete you maybe *I'll stop feeling so bad*"
    The fact that line appears as "redacted" says a lot about Glados' feelings.

    • @Bujumbura
      @Bujumbura 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Tarnia Book I think it's awesome what they did with Glados in this game

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      GLaD*

    • @slay1959
      @slay1959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Zeltzamer it’s bad, I played it with subtitles on and it said “I’ll stop feeing so bad”

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, it listened to it again a few months ago, it does definitely sound like 'bad'. I guess my brain just wanted it to be a throwback to the first game.

    • @lumps17
      @lumps17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tsun tsun

  • @WhoAteAllThePi
    @WhoAteAllThePi ปีที่แล้ว +104

    the description asks for rates, a true time capsule.

  • @mattplayz4550
    @mattplayz4550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3714

    I think portal is one of the only Valve games that doesn't need a 3rd game as this was just such a good ending.

    • @TopSuperDude
      @TopSuperDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Not that we dont want one tho

    • @g2ltt733
      @g2ltt733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      We could get a prequel

    • @Steven-nq7fx
      @Steven-nq7fx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I doubt there's gonna be portal 3. But if there is, i wish it was a different pov

    • @PVP1470
      @PVP1470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true

    • @ryanmadej6694
      @ryanmadej6694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      But isn't the world fucked up anyway because of half life

  • @LovinTheDharma
    @LovinTheDharma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5005

    "Say goodbye Caroline!"
    "Goodbye, Caroline!"
    "... She is a gem."

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      Sorry Fellas, she’s married; To Science!

    • @TheDude420.69
      @TheDude420.69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@thatguyintherain3168 maaaaannn really?

    • @chaihill1837
      @chaihill1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I’m still a bit confused on what Caroline was. Was she already an AI or was she human once?

    • @ttracs
      @ttracs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@chaihill1837 she was a human, cave Johnson told the scientists to force her to be in control, so the main body she was in corrupts anyone in it because it forces you to do stuff. So she is evil solely because of that. Like Wheatley was corrupted by the body too.

    • @Breached18
      @Breached18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@ttracs he was. The second he was off it he became wheatly again

  • @jonahhallan5547
    @jonahhallan5547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    I love how she seems to be trying to convince herself that she does want you gone
    but really, she wants you to stay

    • @GornkJhonas
      @GornkJhonas หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't worry, I have secret info on Portal 3 which has been in development since portal 2 released. The first part will be Chell breaking into the facility, and the second half of the game will be an incredibly in-depth dating-sim/life-sim/cozy game where you have to slowly romance Glados as your lesbian robot wife, trust me, I'm reliable.

  • @T1J
    @T1J ปีที่แล้ว +176

    i wish i could experience portal for the first time again

  • @linogabassi
    @linogabassi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5874

    "When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad".
    That hurts. A lot.

    • @sentientmonke8265
      @sentientmonke8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      [REDACTED]

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Admit it, GLaDOS. You care about Chell.

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Toxic friendship at its finest

    • @maizjsj
      @maizjsj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Goodbye, Caroline.

    • @eytffff
      @eytffff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      isnt it glad?

  • @mariomario1849
    @mariomario1849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    I really believe that glados doesn't mean what she says at the end. Like how she says she deleted caroline, but then in the song she says "now little caroline's in here too". I think she doesn't want to admit she was your friend. She says it's too hard to kill you, but goes through the effort of disabling the turrets so they don't kill you on your way out.

    • @ryanreed2363
      @ryanreed2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Man the real Mario Mario be spitting some truth here

    • @HattedGamer01
      @HattedGamer01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      When she says it's hard to kill Chelle, she may very well mean it in an emotional sense rather than a practical one. The feels are too much for my drunk ass.

    • @seed1920
      @seed1920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I WAS DEADASS TALKING TO THEM A SEC AGO 😭

    • @tarkus9820
      @tarkus9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Plus she even gives you your companion cube back

    • @aizakkukun4985
      @aizakkukun4985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@tarkus9820 probably because she doesn't want Chell to comeback anymore, that's why she gave her companion cube back to make sure she has nothing to return to

  • @ro2202
    @ro2202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    I love the doubtful attitude she takes on when she says “I don’t need anyone now.”
    It’s like instead of informing you, she’s trying to assure herself of this. Kinda sad. It humanizes her.

    • @paulsnively3377
      @paulsnively3377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Ellen McLain's performance of GlaDOS is genius for that reason. It's all passive-aggressive rejection of someone she really needs, and it's all about the tone and inflection, the biting sarcasm with the genuine loneliness somehow coming across anyway.

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      SPOILERS: She is (was) a human. She's Caroline, Cave Johnson's secretary, I believe.

    • @thomasfernandez6580
      @thomasfernandez6580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yes but he's saying it humanizes her. Didn't say she was never human in the first place.

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomasfernandez6580 fair enough

    • @kominatoriku5483
      @kominatoriku5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashtonhoward5582 she is an robot with caroline parts wich she deleted

  • @CrimsonDemon137
    @CrimsonDemon137 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    My uncle is in these credits and I always thought he was so cool he was a part of one of THE GREATEST games ever made 1:51

  • @omegaphoenix2044
    @omegaphoenix2044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    "I regret it. I completely regret it and not because I'm stranded on space"
    "Space. Space. I'm in space"

    • @sandybecker7063
      @sandybecker7063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Space space SPACE

    • @masterofmicrospace1820
      @masterofmicrospace1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where is that In the video, I want to see it.

    • @ace_0f_spades_785
      @ace_0f_spades_785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@masterofmicrospace1820 It's not in the video, it's in the end of the game.
      Spoilers ahead!!!! You've been warned!!! Proceed at your own risk!!!!! Etc!!!!
      In the end of Portal 2 a few robots get sent out into space, on the moon specifically. The smarter of the robots (Wheatley) says the first line about regretting it (what they did to get put in space in the first place) the dumber one (Apparently some people have been calling him Spacey) says the second line "Space. Space. I'm in space."
      Play the game and check out the ending. It's good. (Sorry for being long winded)

    • @fusionfury4437
      @fusionfury4437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's probably 50% of why Wheatley regrets it, lmao. Being stuck forever with the space core would probably make someone downright suicidal.

    • @KassKuri
      @KassKuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fury Honestly I think that must be as bad as the chamber where all the robots scream at you

  • @sobermind9885
    @sobermind9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    I personally love how GlaDos shows at the end that she can kill Chell with ease, but still let her go. Even after she deleted Caroline, you can see that one part of GlaDos actually started to see Chell as a friend. A veeeeeeeeeeeery small and sick part? Definitely, but still big enough to avoid a last kill.

    • @fourteensouls
      @fourteensouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      She literally said at the end if the game "The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest. Killing you? Is hard. So you know what? You win. Just. Go." So you are wrong.

    • @sobermind9885
      @sobermind9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@fourteensouls She says that some seconds before the "Cara mia" song from the turrets, when Chell could have been easily killed in the elevator. GlaDos could have deleted Caroline and killed Chell while she was knocked out too.

    • @fourteensouls
      @fourteensouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sobermind9885 oh yeah sorry i forgot about that

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@fourteensouls In other words, "I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone"

    • @AutoFirePad
      @AutoFirePad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GlaDOS is Caroline. And Caroline is Chell's mom. Now you can read "Cara mia" lyrics ...

  • @viks2ndaccount478
    @viks2ndaccount478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    i cried first time i beat this game, its honestly amazing how attached you get to a giant fascility filled with turrets, secrets and has a bunch of sentient robots controlled by a giant rude jerk you can't seem to hate no matter how much she hates on you. Sometimes everything just aligns and it all just works. Good job valve. hope we can return to this someday. whether that be a new ip, or a refresher of old.

    • @ineffableartist
      @ineffableartist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vik's 2nd account I love this game and I've beat it more than once and I can't let this game go

    • @AcAwesomeAndrew
      @AcAwesomeAndrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i think they should make a game where they build on how chell gets on with her new freedom. maybe clarifying how she survives. im curious to see if theres people or combine or something along that line

    • @AcAwesomeAndrew
      @AcAwesomeAndrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so maybe not a portal 3 but a continuation of chells story. but maybe she still has a portal gun?

    • @altair.-.2573
      @altair.-.2573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Am i the only one that liked so much the bullet turrets that started torturing them till they shut down by unfortunate events?

    • @donnaken15
      @donnaken15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I genuinely cried at that last cutscene

  • @oliver-04
    @oliver-04 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    such a good game and song. Cant believe Valve stopped making games when they used to create masterpieces.

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      now at most you get a few taunts in tf2 and updates on cs

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Be grateful for what they did make, rather than cry for what they didn't.

    • @agreeable-youth
      @agreeable-youth ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They just dropped a new Counter Strike tho...

    • @ДанилаЧеботарев-х2р
      @ДанилаЧеботарев-х2р ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It is good to stop before you switch from creating masterpieces to pumping out trash to keep money flowing. Valve made an incredibly wise thing here.

    • @daigonmocs0785
      @daigonmocs0785 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      um something something half life alyx nerd emoji

  • @CrowbornChaos
    @CrowbornChaos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    You know, that line "oh you think I meant you? That would be so funny if weren't so sad?" I feel like it was said in bitter irony, that despite all the hate and dislike, she really kind of was her only friend...

    • @Nattobeeans
      @Nattobeeans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      im really glad that I still know the song and this is a really nice throw back at 2011 that im in tears of joy and I will never forget this song

    • @buffalocrackerdong6978
      @buffalocrackerdong6978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She doesn't want to confess her feelings for chell, who she still wants despite what the song implies.

    • @timehunter9467
      @timehunter9467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Especially as the line “maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad” types out as REDACTED. 😂

    • @luxurious0346
      @luxurious0346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *_bUt I'm A pOtAtO_*

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luxurious0346 You know, chell must have been pretty hungry from all that testing...

  • @nats4823
    @nats4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    Since we had Half Life: Alyx, will we have Portal: Ratman?

    • @mrforheadflash
      @mrforheadflash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LMFAO

    • @mothhut8637
      @mothhut8637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      🐀portal 3🚹

    • @legendarysword1327
      @legendarysword1327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      imagine a portal game ware you play as the rat man and have to stealth your way around turrets an cameras to avoid being caught and the dens are the save points

    • @cathacker13
      @cathacker13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@legendarysword1327 That'd actually be a good way to get a portal game in VR without making anyone motion sick

    • @dudeboymanguy07
      @dudeboymanguy07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Zdena Musil bro I want a legit portal game in vr, id really love for them to get experimental instead of catering only to people that can’t handle vr

  • @user-ls6qv6js7s
    @user-ls6qv6js7s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2645

    GLaDOS: *_You're someone else's problem_*
    Me: *_sad human noises_*

    • @enderbendybrine8998
      @enderbendybrine8998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      you mean crying?
      lol

    • @Emm1lyn
      @Emm1lyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@enderbendybrine8998 you're missing something
      *a joke*

    • @enderbendybrine8998
      @enderbendybrine8998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Emm1lyn your missing something
      Sarcasm

    • @Emm1lyn
      @Emm1lyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@enderbendybrine8998 no
      ur mom 🌈
      bro

    • @enderbendybrine8998
      @enderbendybrine8998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Emm1lyn not my mom, just me

  • @Randomperson-k2w
    @Randomperson-k2w หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Some people might think portal 3 would be great, but i think portal 2 finished the series excellently well imo.

  • @puklinnn
    @puklinnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2116

    How can 2011 robots have more personality than any of Ubisoft's new characters?

    • @dizzy2097
      @dizzy2097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Agree

    • @jimbomclimbo7467
      @jimbomclimbo7467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Because she was written well and ubisoft games are not

    • @divyanshaggarwal6292
      @divyanshaggarwal6292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ooooh burn

    • @Cantfindaname917
      @Cantfindaname917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ayy lmao And banks.. (credit cards)

    • @laylover7621
      @laylover7621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Good writing doesn't really have a starting date. Back when Valve made games they were just built different, cause they actually cared. Not a lot of AAA game devs nowadays like that.

  • @Fleshi_Guy615
    @Fleshi_Guy615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2557

    One of the reasons GLaDOS fascinates me is because, unlike most rouge AI, she isn't just doing these horrible things because it's part of her programming. She WANTS to do it, and she enjoys killing people. She knows what she's doing is wrong, and the morality core was the only thing making her regret her actions. It totally turns the evil AI trope on it's head and I love it!
    What I think I was trying to say a year ago, was that GLaDOS doesn't think like a regular self aware robot. besides the way she punctuates words and sounds, she more or less seems like a person.
    The only thing that makes her seem like she's an AI at all is how she has a very calculated and logical nature and attitude; It's the fact that she understands the way people think, the fact she has sense of humor, and even capable of things like love and hatred that make her unique.
    She's not so robotic that she appears like an unaware machine, but not human enough that she seems like a person in a robots body.
    Sorry this was long, but you get the point. Hopefully.

    • @procrafter5000
      @procrafter5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      And then, every single evil ai story after stole the idea

    • @Fleshi_Guy615
      @Fleshi_Guy615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@procrafter5000 Unfortunately, that's the waaay the news goes

    • @chrisdunne6202
      @chrisdunne6202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      have you ever heard of a bloke called robert muabge?he did the same thing

    • @Fleshi_Guy615
      @Fleshi_Guy615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chrisdunne6202 Cool, I'll have to see what that's about

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SHODAN: Am I a joke to you?

  • @CaptainZaimon
    @CaptainZaimon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    I miss that era of mid-2000s when everybody had a Portal phase

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm having a bit of a Portal phase right now even though I've never played them (I don't have a computer, otherwise I would :( )

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arinb.756 I literally can't

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arinb.756 xbox 360

    • @محمد-ك4ر7ق
      @محمد-ك4ر7ق 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yeethittter1285 I played portal 2 on 360 you definitely can find it there

    • @spooky_scary_3239
      @spooky_scary_3239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Had? I'm still in mine

  • @GolfhausYT
    @GolfhausYT ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Something about the line "I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone" gets me every time.

    • @MapixAgeOfHistory
      @MapixAgeOfHistory 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro, this made me cry when i finished the game.

  • @MorganDoYourThing
    @MorganDoYourThing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    You know, for an evil, omnicidal robot whose consciousness was torn from a living person, GLaDOS sure has a beautiful singing voice.

    • @AdamKitchen700
      @AdamKitchen700 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Agreed

    • @supercool559
      @supercool559 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well she was made to be prefect

    • @ThalinsGenohan
      @ThalinsGenohan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheClassiestMajinBuu Then why is she a maniac...?

    • @nyquilp
      @nyquilp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She's also married to the sniper in tf2
      (THE VOICE ACTOR)

    • @MorganDoYourThing
      @MorganDoYourThing 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      no way

  • @spl3219
    @spl3219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Imagine being friends with a machine that killed everyone in a facility

    • @marshdexz8239
      @marshdexz8239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SCP-079 and SCP-682 in a nutshell

    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Please explain.

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jadetheslime3140 I would explain it to you but just go to their wiki

    • @okamiame4064
      @okamiame4064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Definitely* cannot relate at ALL

    • @boethemartender2298
      @boethemartender2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You wouldn’t have to worry about getting beat up then

  • @nathanwinters2400
    @nathanwinters2400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3926

    Portal 2 will forever hold my favorite end to an antagonist ever. No double crossing, or random cliffhanger-- GLaDOS just admits that you've become a pain in the ass and she's over it. Honestly wish more games ended on that note as opposed to "here's the next big bad!" I don't want a new big bad! I want the snarky old one that was fun xD
    "The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one, and I'll be honest: killing you is hard. You know what my days *used* to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds... I had a pretty good life.
    And then you showed up. You dangerous. Mute. Lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go!"

    • @SolarSmores
      @SolarSmores 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Hmm yes I love being called a lunatic

    • @yeahmans
      @yeahmans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      It's been fun. Don't come back.

    • @jcaesar19871
      @jcaesar19871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      "You're someone else's problem! Now I only want you gone!"

    • @foetidum
      @foetidum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But... wasn't Wheatley the next big bad in portal 2?

    • @mynamedoesntfi--6161
      @mynamedoesntfi--6161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@foetidum He's a personality core and he's pretty greedy and dumb so it's very obvious he'd become bad.

  • @ilovebread6122
    @ilovebread6122 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    this is my reminder to play portal again

  • @spartan0771
    @spartan0771 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    This is the perfect breakup song....

    • @jammydodger5838
      @jammydodger5838 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr

    • @user-gt6pi4pv2k
      @user-gt6pi4pv2k 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      there is something though, why would you want your love dead before? lel.

    • @P4INKiller
      @P4INKiller 9 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      +Doge "Remember when you tried to hurt me twice?"
      "I used to want you bad but now I only want you gone"
      Fixed.

    • @freezerounds
      @freezerounds 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +P4INKiller
      It says "I used to want you dead."

    • @P4INKiller
      @P4INKiller 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Female Scout Yes, that was the point.

  • @chilling_at_pontiff
    @chilling_at_pontiff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    1:43 aperture hiding the fact that their robots have feelings.
    [REDACTED]

    • @UwU-ts3yb
      @UwU-ts3yb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Darth Bane it can tell you are not human(it’s the camera thing at the giant vault door)

    • @adeeta5701
      @adeeta5701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Gasps
      “That’s why!”

    • @UwU-ts3yb
      @UwU-ts3yb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      BlancCat it said once i got rid of you maybe ill stop feeling so bad saying that she likes you and she doesnt want you to know thay

    • @UwU-ts3yb
      @UwU-ts3yb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BlancCat that*

    • @UwU-ts3yb
      @UwU-ts3yb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BlancCat that isnt an obvious joke at all

  • @mohda2575
    @mohda2575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Me replaying this for the 10000th time:
    "Well here we are again, it is always such a pleasure"

    • @kailevil3444
      @kailevil3444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a stupid thing to say but, as it was said on "Kirby and The Forgotten Land", "And here we are!". Man, I love Portal 2's ending song so much.

    • @lolguy91wastakenbyanidiot
      @lolguy91wastakenbyanidiot ปีที่แล้ว

      meant to me replayed xD

    • @maxydapurp11210
      @maxydapurp11210 ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine if lab discovera became the next half life location XD

    • @aFurisk
      @aFurisk ปีที่แล้ว

      Me after almost dying for the 2nd time
      "Remember when you tried to kill me twice?"

  • @tanneroden
    @tanneroden ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The ending of this game moved me as a person, no other game has ever made me think so much about an ending

    • @DenTheGamerCat
      @DenTheGamerCat ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right? GlaDOS staying alone in the facility until the world ends, Chell wandering in the vast plains of Earth with pretty much nowhere to go, and Wheatley on space, regretting doing the choices that led him to being left in space.
      Pretty much a bittersweet ending, but still, a "good" one.

    • @zainabimdad899
      @zainabimdad899 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DenTheGamerCatomg u stated that perfectly i loved how it ended but it is totally bittersweet

  • @YACACHA
    @YACACHA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "Goodbye my only friend, oh did you think i meant you?" THIS IS SADISTIC

    • @bmobmo6438
      @bmobmo6438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "She was a lot like you (maybe not quite as heavy)"

    • @mysterycrap2776
      @mysterycrap2776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I still think that Glados really meant Chell but she couldn't tell it honestly

    • @void9322
      @void9322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean GLaDOS is a sadist...

    • @void9322
      @void9322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mysterycrap2776 I like to think that

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "that would be funny, if it weren't so sad"

  • @gregoryhess5300
    @gregoryhess5300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    "here are your test results... you're a horrible person. that's what it says, a horrible person. we weren't even testing for that' :D funniest line in a video game.

    • @angelanieves5296
      @angelanieves5296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr

    • @arttuhintsala9717
      @arttuhintsala9717 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think the best was that one in chapter 9. you have just escaped from whetley(is that the right name??) and there is turrets you have to destroy wit a moveable pipe and if you get stuck between the pipe and a wall wheatley will say "very clever. veeeeeeery clever. except not! you are stuck! youre at my mercy, and i dont have any. youre at my nothing"(or something like that) and when you get off he tries to get you back stuck there and then off again and so on...

    • @LonaDelery
      @LonaDelery 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      isn't that what she says when you activate the button using a security camera?

    • @mistertagnan
      @mistertagnan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Did you know that people with guilty consciousness are more easily startled by loud nois*TRAIN HORN* I'm sorry, I don't why that went off.

    • @melissawhite9577
      @melissawhite9577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day thinking he could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm gonna make my engineers invent a combustible lemon to burn your house down!" -Cave Johnson

  • @Adrian_Ostrowski
    @Adrian_Ostrowski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    GLaDOS to every month in 2020:
    *Go make some new disaster*

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's what I'm counting on

    • @LiPolygon
      @LiPolygon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      all of us to 2020: "Now I only want you gone!"

    • @fenrisredacted2870
      @fenrisredacted2870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ANNALISE JOHNSON So, headcrabs?

    • @leiflorpagba6610
      @leiflorpagba6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the moment i read this comment that part played

    • @fourteensouls
      @fourteensouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *youre someone elses problem*

  • @cassiuscartland
    @cassiuscartland 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    the 2000 dislikes were black mesa employees

  • @bigfatcarp93
    @bigfatcarp93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    GLaDOS' master plan for world domination: deliberately shape Chell into a badass who causes disasters everywhere she goes, then unleash her on the earth.

    • @HaxxorElite
      @HaxxorElite 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LoooooooL

    • @squirty5252
      @squirty5252 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Or instead of a portal gun, fill it with neurotoxin.

    • @BromanderShow
      @BromanderShow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      bigfatcarp93 half life 3 confirmed

    • @TriNity-GER
      @TriNity-GER 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      But its not even confirmed if humans still live on earth :O

    • @pepicwalrus7907
      @pepicwalrus7907 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      MrPhinixa Portal takes place between half life 1 and hl2ep2. we know this because in the final boss GLaDOS says "Are you trying to escape? [Chuckles] Things have changed since the last time you've left this building. Whats going on out there will make you wish you were back in here." So yes there are people still on earth and GLaDOS knows about the combine invasion.

  • @mcmuffinbooper2333
    @mcmuffinbooper2333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14031

    Imagine Glados as Siri:
    Person: "Glados find nearby pizza places."
    Glados: "Oh what a surprise, you're looking for food.... again. Honestly it's fascinating you can somehow consume more food than a family of five all on your own, and in a shorter span of time at that. Shall we add that to your list of skills for any future job applications?"
    Edit:: HOLY COW THIS BLEW UP! Glad people liked the idea and my impression 😂

  • @mr.moffia
    @mr.moffia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    I don’t know why, but hearing this always makes me sad

    • @peridot675
      @peridot675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Matthew Carlinsky, Forever to this Day, She is still Testing and Testing 😊

    • @mr.moffia
      @mr.moffia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sometimes it do be like that

    • @hixxy2277
      @hixxy2277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Same, it's like good tv shows, once it ends you want more, but you get really sad when you realise you'll probably never get anymore

    • @C7007
      @C7007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      smite and you know in the bottom of your heart that this end was necessary, but it stills hurt

    • @hixxy2277
      @hixxy2277 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@C7007 yea oof

  • @KanekoGames
    @KanekoGames 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This was the theme song of my last breakup. So glad he's gone.

  • @alanrios9349
    @alanrios9349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    I remember when I got this game...
    I immediately put the disk in my xbox 360. When GLADOS says "it's been a long time" that line gave me chills
    I fucking love these games

    • @XTORD1
      @XTORD1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      both are good. but 2 is among the greatest if not the greatest of is gen. top 20 overall for sure only games from 7gen that is close is rdr, me 2 ,u2 n arkham city

    • @GeraltORivia
      @GeraltORivia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Tord L The last of us? GTA5? Skyrim?

    • @XTORD1
      @XTORD1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Geralt of Rivia ah damn forgot skyrim. also like to include bioshock, dark souls and smg(havent played smg 2).
      gta v and the last of us is honorable mention. gta v is great w a friend and probably prefer it over tlou . tlou is great on grounded but hyped up to the skies and to many small thing bother me.
      last honorable is da origins . not couting pc games like civ 5.
      PS if i had to choose it would most likely be potal 2.

    • @alanrios9349
      @alanrios9349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Tord L I'd say portal series and bioshock series are amazing. Why can't a good series like these be the next big thing? Sucks how a lot of great songs, movies, and video games are a thing of the past.

    • @abcdefzhij
      @abcdefzhij 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Relatively unpopular opinion here: I liked the first portal a LOT more than the second one.

  • @angplays2568
    @angplays2568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    **finishes portal 2**
    So what now
    ...
    **look at lego dimensions portal level**
    You're the closest thing I got to portal 3! Don't let me down

    • @hixxy2277
      @hixxy2277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It was literally the first pack I bought and I played that shit like it would save the world

    • @shastaenjoyer
      @shastaenjoyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      darn I wanna get my hands on that portal chell so freaking bad!!

    • @Seedonator
      @Seedonator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bridge Constructor?

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A wild Portal Stories: Mel appeared!

    • @ones9638
      @ones9638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      P O R T A L S T O R I E S M E L

  • @Donejail
    @Donejail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8496

    Unpopular Opinion: I would rather have a Portal 3 than Half life 3.
    EDIT: I totally underestimated on how many people wanted Portal 3. Apologies

    • @theprofessionalspy1471
      @theprofessionalspy1471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Your EVIL!!!

    • @barebottombandit1621
      @barebottombandit1621 8 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Agreed

    • @AzureRath97
      @AzureRath97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      His/her evil what? :3

    • @Donejail
      @Donejail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      AzureRathalos 97 IKR?!? I was just going to say the same XD

    • @doom1987
      @doom1987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +Donejail you've never played half-life then..

  • @Yusifer100
    @Yusifer100 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I just competed Portal 2 and now I feel very empty. Like getting to the end of a great book you can't put down and now I'm here playing this great song on repeat. Portal has to be one of the best franchises ever and I really hope one day it gets resurrected in some capacity.

    • @paikoateacat
      @paikoateacat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @sakutaazusagawa.
      @sakutaazusagawa. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we are all the same I guess...

    • @JustEva
      @JustEva ปีที่แล้ว

      Same , just beat it again last night
      I love playing it every other year
      Don't know how I always forget this dreadful feeling it leaves me with though

  • @scaper8
    @scaper8 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    When I first heard "Still Alive" I thought, 'better song cannot be written.'
    Then Coulton wrote "Want You Gone."
    The man is simply a living genus.

    • @willdarlow4546
      @willdarlow4546 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      He also made/created another song called "RE: Your Brains" It's a fantastic song, you should check it out!

  • @scrp6638
    @scrp6638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    “One day they woke me up, so I could live forever.”
    This line is kinda eerie. It’s like GLaDOS was always there, watching, waiting. Waiting to be put in the driver’s seat. It’s almost a bit like Aperture’s downfall. It was always there, awaiting the day it is awakened. You could say Icarus flew too close to the sun. They crossed a big line, with the whole thing of forcing Caroline into GLaDOS. This implies that Caroline was never truly “awake” and it took being placed into Aperture Science’s Genetic Life-form and Disc Operating System to realise that Aperture was taking advantage of her.

    • @anino7577
      @anino7577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think it's a reference to Caroline

    • @supermyl
      @supermyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@anino7577 no shit

    • @Darkran_240P
      @Darkran_240P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bro can you just enjoy the song

    • @Metqa
      @Metqa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caroline didn't want to be uploaded. This was all against her will. That's one of the justifications for her gassing everyone the first time. GladOS explained it about the core they attached to stop her from flooding them with deadly neurotoxin.

    • @markanthonypittaway1539
      @markanthonypittaway1539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Darkran_240P we are multitasking

  • @mysticalmind3303
    @mysticalmind3303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    I literally cried when I first heard this at the end of the game. This makes me love potato robot mom even more, dammit. I miss her.

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She is definitely not motherly

    • @Kulgur
      @Kulgur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@whiteface513abandonedchann8 That depends on what one's mother is like.

    • @updaet6870
      @updaet6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@whiteface513abandonedchann8 A mother isn't necessarily motherly you small brain

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay let me rephrase that. She's not a mom

    • @donaldbaird7849
      @donaldbaird7849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whiteface513abandonedchann8 she is a mom

  • @MayorCris
    @MayorCris 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    If any AI will end the world i want GlaDOS to do it.
    I’d rather want to die by a lovely humoristic AI than by something like Skynet or something like this.

    • @florpster
      @florpster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      unrelated but i love your profile picture my dude 🤘

  • @nedkelly6286
    @nedkelly6286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Valve can’t comprehend the number 3

    • @hixxy2277
      @hixxy2277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Math: 3
      Valve: this is beyond science

    • @Ren-fm2xy
      @Ren-fm2xy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no its odd

    • @Ren-fm2xy
      @Ren-fm2xy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its cause 3 is too odd
      maybe

    • @Grongero
      @Grongero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Guys, The Orange Box has *3* Games

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Foxtrot Classified Half life 1 episode 1 is next

  • @mortonic2019
    @mortonic2019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    STILL alive
    WANT you gone
    YOU wouldn't know
    We still want you portal and half life 3

    • @Momma_Hawley
      @Momma_Hawley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      MORTONIC actually there was a deleted song or well song that wasn’t used called,
      ‘Don’t say goodbye’
      So it’s STILL DONT WANT YOU
      (Nah But I totally agree with you)

    • @mortonic2019
      @mortonic2019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Knew that but it was deleted

    • @nutella_wewerehere
      @nutella_wewerehere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mama Rosa, The reason why it used to be STILL DON’T WANT YOU is because GLaDOS used to hate you, she didn’t want you, but since that song got deleted, it’s now STILL WANT YOU, which connects with the idea of Want You Gone, because she used to hate you, but now, she still wants you.

    • @thecyborghulk3045
      @thecyborghulk3045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What would be VERY irratating for glados is if the player you play has has Stockholm syndrome

    • @yusufnas8881
      @yusufnas8881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No half life 3 JUST MAKE THE F İNG PORTAL3333333333

  • @sumbuddy4088
    @sumbuddy4088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Everyone talking about wanting a portal 3 while I’m just here well aware a third game would ruin this wonderful ending

    • @FirstnameLastnamee
      @FirstnameLastnamee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I loved the ending of Portal 2, but I’d like something (maybe not a game, just a comic or something) for closure on Chell. Since Portal and Half-Life take place in the same universe, we could see how the Combine affected the earth, how Chell reintegrates herself into the world, what’s really inside the companion cube, etc.
      Valve probably won’t ever give us anything else on the Portal story, though which is sad

    • @Luckrye
      @Luckrye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      All we want is to know what happens to Wheatley. [joke]

    • @freindmaker4473
      @freindmaker4473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@FirstnameLastnamee i love the ambiguity though. having everything explained would just ruin it tbh

    • @RI0TED
      @RI0TED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      . w . I still prefer it tho.

    • @imadeyoureadthiscomment.217
      @imadeyoureadthiscomment.217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@FirstnameLastnamee Would be epic if Chell made an appearance in HL: Alyx

  • @mikesock8
    @mikesock8 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Why does this song strike such a strong nerve? This song brings me to tears every time whyyy

  • @gazterr6756
    @gazterr6756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "Goodbye My Only Friend"
    "Oh, Did You Think I Meant You?"

    • @ihatebees8775
      @ihatebees8775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My life in 11 words

    • @VivisSymphony
      @VivisSymphony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @terterar1610
      @terterar1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "It would be funny, if it weren't so sad"
      I can tell you a story about a stupid little boy. He moved to a big city in the hope that a friend would support him in all his endeavors, but the latter suddenly stopped communicating with him.
      And this stupid little boy was trying to make friends with another person by helping them study at University. Alas, friendship cannot be bought even by good deeds.
      I heard that this stupid little boy doesn't know what to do. He is completely alone and only talks to himself all day (although he knows this is crazy). People say that he wants to die, but is afraid of death.
      Funny story, isn't it? Too bad it's about me.

    • @martinosborne4703
      @martinosborne4703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You okay now, bro?

  • @ronthehuman3618
    @ronthehuman3618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    _I stop feeling so bad_
    [REDACTED]
    Yep. Defenetly the GLADoS we know and love.

    • @someweirdguy6915
      @someweirdguy6915 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ron kokotov you have been liked

    • @glados8663
      @glados8663 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t love you but I sadly know you

    • @BCNRP
      @BCNRP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *_[DATA EXPUNGED]_*

    • @lexo632
      @lexo632 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      When is that?

    • @theantsaretakingover
      @theantsaretakingover 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glados shit, she’s here

  • @owen5302
    @owen5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “Goodbye my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you?” Jesus GLaDOS did you have to do that

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It would be so funny
      If it wasn't so sad :(

  • @eternalhoney2024
    @eternalhoney2024 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Portal 2 is genuinely one of the greatest games ever made

    • @eddierob2382
      @eddierob2382 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      48 mins ago
      I love this fandom

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It feels like there is meant to be some continuation after this so bad to give more closure but hoping for portal/half life 3 is like wishing a billion dollars were under my pillow right now