Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History
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    ▼ CAST ▼
    =========
    Steve Jobs: Nice Peter
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    Bill Gates: EpicLLOYD
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    HAL9000 voiced by: Nice Peter
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    ▼ CREW ▼
    =========
    Executive Producers:
    Peter Shukoff & Lloyd Ahlquist
    Written by:
    Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Lauren Flans & Zach Sherwin aka MC Mr. Napkins
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    Beat Produced by:
    Tristan Krauss
    Song Produced by:
    Nice Peter
    Mixed by:
    Rafael Serrano and Nice Peter
    Directed by:
    Dave McCary
    / david
    On Set VFX Coordinator and Compositing by:
    Sean Barrett
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    Edited by:
    Dave McCary and Nice Peter
    Assistant Editors:
    Andrew Sherman & Marc Chester
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    Director of Photography:
    Jon Na
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    Dante Cimadamore
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  • @ERB
    @ERB  2 ปีที่แล้ว +24721

    10 years old today!! Thank you for still being here! Much love. Peter & Lloyd xx

    • @jaheim2571
      @jaheim2571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Legends 🙌🙌

    • @schwartzy65
      @schwartzy65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Grazy journey! Very long time fan (already feeling old :D and cant wait whats next! :)

    • @sh1nmay
      @sh1nmay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      oh you still remember this video even after 10 years, thats great

    • @proton.x12
      @proton.x12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I can’t believe it’s been 10 years…

    • @chair2054
      @chair2054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i simply dont believe it

  • @Seebbbs
    @Seebbbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10151

    That ''Let me just step right in'' at the start will always be so iconic

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell ปีที่แล้ว +33

      true

    • @tonygautam9197
      @tonygautam9197 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      True 🔥

    • @sarfaraz185
      @sarfaraz185 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      *The whole word loved you but you were my friend 🔥

    • @darkreimu784
      @darkreimu784 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *PC*

    • @dermanater
      @dermanater ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I believe that the idea was because Jobs had just died, so there was no need to introduce him

  • @EBchain
    @EBchain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    watching this turned my software into hardware

  • @icantthinkofaname62
    @icantthinkofaname62 8 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Why'd you name your company after your dick?" INSTA WIN FOR STEVE JOBS

    • @johnescolar6493
      @johnescolar6493 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That was the greatest line ever, I couldn't stop thinking about how funny the line was

    • @maximleo1904
      @maximleo1904 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahahah

    • @jackiefock3804
      @jackiefock3804 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He literally said it was small and not hard XD

    • @gamingmilk829
      @gamingmilk829 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jackie Fock ...

    • @nightwing6287
      @nightwing6287 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Took me 2 1/2 years to figure out what that meant, I had the answer but never knew what it meant :D

  • @danielleblanc4660
    @danielleblanc4660 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This isn’t a rap battle, it’s a documentary

  • @asebeleketo1466
    @asebeleketo1466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    "The whole world love you, but you are my friend!" now that was sad ;(

    • @Kaan-on8mn
      @Kaan-on8mn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Asebele Keto were*

    • @OversleptGamer
      @OversleptGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Well,they were business friends(this is what he meant)...Somewhere around 1970 Bill Gates bought ~70millions (dollars) worth of shares at Apple because Apple was dying and Microsot saved them......Sorry Apple fanboys,but Microsoft saved your favorite company...

    • @asebeleketo1466
      @asebeleketo1466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GAMER KINGHD i dont think so because they are a really close friend in real life i think, the hate is just because they are rivals

    • @Henbush8
      @Henbush8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GAMER KINGHD They did save them. What a silly choice that was, because now without XBox Microsoft would be dead

    • @minecraftninja1622
      @minecraftninja1622 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You say that ...

  • @DavidWh-jg4wp
    @DavidWh-jg4wp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “The whole world loved you but you were my friend” - that smacked me hard in the feels.

  • @SkullNBones207
    @SkullNBones207 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is probably the best beat I have ever heard by Epic Rap Battles.

  • @jonasseorum5471
    @jonasseorum5471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    I farted in a Apple Store yesterday and everyone got mad at me its not my fault they don't have windows

    • @timothykimbrough4049
      @timothykimbrough4049 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      O' Ha ha ha ha, now that is good comedy

    • @steinshum6962
      @steinshum6962 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Timothy Kimbrough ha ha ha ha, I saw that joke months ago

    • @blackpdf1239
      @blackpdf1239 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jonas Seorum You copied others people comment, this comment was in adrain gee channel

    • @Animelife-bm7ef
      @Animelife-bm7ef 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD ahaha

    • @oyvi00i
      @oyvi00i 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jonas Seorum HAhahaha lol xD

  • @andrewdunne2125
    @andrewdunne2125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I have a PC from Bill Gates and a phone from Steve Jobs
    WHAT DO I DO!!

    • @irenestath3762
      @irenestath3762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andrew Dunne ΝΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟ!!!

    • @CtlC_ShotZ
      @CtlC_ShotZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Dunne break one

    • @pungvsbobawhoami1150
      @pungvsbobawhoami1150 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Dunne i have vice versa

    • @CruzCatz
      @CruzCatz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i have a imac from steve jobs and a laptop from steve jobs and a ipad from steve and 2 xboxs that are bill gates and a wii

    • @dylanmillette9097
      @dylanmillette9097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andrew Dunne destroy the pc and buy a mac

  • @russquarles1071
    @russquarles1071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    Jobs: "you'll never ever catch a virus on an apple"
    Gates: " but you can still afford a doctor if you bought a pc"
    Me: "facts"

    • @echelon5162
      @echelon5162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      nah, when you're broke, you feel both

    • @T0mahawk3r
      @T0mahawk3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Done

    • @selinalau8211
      @selinalau8211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't get it

    • @Axolotlfishi
      @Axolotlfishi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R RussQ
      This man speaks the truth!!!!!

    • @marcus_friis
      @marcus_friis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you lived in denmark, it would'nt be a problem (the doctor is free)

  • @Jumbo_Month
    @Jumbo_Month หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:17 "Fine, You wanna be like that? Die then!" Sounds so dumb out of context

  • @emir658
    @emir658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    Let's be honest, you watched this more than once

    • @standingjacky2965
      @standingjacky2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment might blow up

    • @emir658
      @emir658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@standingjacky2965 nah I don't think so

    • @standingjacky2965
      @standingjacky2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emir658 Might someday

    • @dadoncouch732
      @dadoncouch732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@standingjacky2965 I'll be waiting then...

    • @code.6421
      @code.6421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIP Steve Jobs😔😭

  • @somegreatguy
    @somegreatguy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    R.I.P Steve Jobs

  • @unkownperson5781
    @unkownperson5781 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this is mf doom

  • @Kokofa101
    @Kokofa101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Just my opinion, don't kill me :)
    Apple, makes great Tablets and phones, but Computers are overpriced and not that good.
    Microsoft, makes great PCs and software, make not so good Tablets and Phones

    • @Hokkupi
      @Hokkupi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ZenitexARTS | GFX Microsoft does not manufacture computers though. Just a tidbit.

    • @Kokofa101
      @Kokofa101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Correction, I made a mistake. Microsoft makes Operating Systems, not PCs.

    • @Hokkupi
      @Hokkupi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      john doe But none of that matters here you know. My point was that Microsoft does not manufacture computers, nor has it ever done so. Don't try to prove "superiority" if you can't even read properly.

    • @johan9155
      @johan9155 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pam Maxwell No shit Sherlock

    • @Hokkupi
      @Hokkupi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +john doe
      I fail to see how any of this is bitching, but I did forget about the Surface tablets. Those are infact PCs. Apologies. Phones and console devices by definition however are not personal computers.

  • @xoa209
    @xoa209 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I would love to see Steve Jobs AND Bill Gates VS Elon Musk

  • @jacobdriver2151
    @jacobdriver2151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Steve jobs: interrupts announcer
    also Steve jobs:*dies*
    coincidence, I think not

    • @nabeel9187
      @nabeel9187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this a glitch in the martix or you both have same the name and dp

  • @jolinathetoymaker7974
    @jolinathetoymaker7974 9 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Leonardo DiCaprio vs Leonardo davinci

    • @revenradic7217
      @revenradic7217 9 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Letizia Picardi Leonardo DiCaprio vs the Oscars

    • @RvsNRise
      @RvsNRise 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +reven radic *Claps*

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +reven radic LOL m8

    • @troll8400
      @troll8400 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Letizia Picardi Yeah

    • @weldin
      @weldin 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Letizia Picardi Futurama reference?

  • @zaindex6247
    @zaindex6247 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favourite erb video

  • @hassanjadoon183
    @hassanjadoon183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    Why is bill gates’ last verse so emotional

    • @pawnzalivesea521
      @pawnzalivesea521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Bc none else can challenge his mind evenly now

    • @gefitrop3496
      @gefitrop3496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He is sme sortof angry and then freaks out

    • @svudet2009
      @svudet2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      cause he's angry that one of the only people he saw as on his "level" was gone. and they were actually good friends. sorta. he lost one of the only people who understood him, but couldn't really come out and say it.

    • @H-Shop
      @H-Shop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@olivierschraepen5451 Yep, it's actually quite an awesome story.

    • @SubWaySpiderman
      @SubWaySpiderman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They even invested in each other's companies

  • @corvino630
    @corvino630 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The ending is actually sad and terrifying in 2024 knowing AI will inevitably become even more advanced than HAL and render humans obsolete

  • @rayrecall-reviews
    @rayrecall-reviews 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11 yesrs later snd this song still slaps

  • @King_Haze
    @King_Haze หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im so glad years later people are picking up on the puns they used.

  • @myufruit4770
    @myufruit4770 10 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Bill Gates because XBox
    Steve Jobs because macbook

    • @BraidenRobson
      @BraidenRobson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Bill Gates because gaming pc's

    • @TheNugettinage
      @TheNugettinage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But both of those things are overpriced pieces of shit!

    • @XxGato10RAxX
      @XxGato10RAxX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Overpriced, yes, Non-working pieces of shit , no. They are actually really good pieces of technology :)

    • @TheNugettinage
      @TheNugettinage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XxGato10RAxX They're not really good technology, just overpriced.

    • @XxGato10RAxX
      @XxGato10RAxX 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay.

  • @TrollBridgerton
    @TrollBridgerton 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Between the rise of AI and Bill Gates’s megalomania, this aged uncannily well.

  • @shadythot1765
    @shadythot1765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I wonder if Steve jobs was still alive if Apple wouldn't have turned to such shit.

    • @AlecazamAlecazam
      @AlecazamAlecazam 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure if you just said Iphones don't explode we would've understood what you meant.

    • @gabewatson3680
      @gabewatson3680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So because one phone has a battery malfunction Apple is a good company?

    • @robertonome2448
      @robertonome2448 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Pranav Paul But their touchscreen use to 'die' with a little time.

    • @robertonome2448
      @robertonome2448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** Yeah, iPhones are pretty high quality... The main probs (for me) about them are: Restrictive design choices (OS limitations, no sd and headphone jack removal), low battery (just for the sake of being thinner) and lack of important pc-like features - those which are present on android.

    • @10macattak
      @10macattak 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think i'll just stick to my LG

  • @PocketWolf88
    @PocketWolf88 9 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Apple was good when Steve jobs was still alive. Now they're pumping out the same exact shit every single year.

    • @PocketWolf88
      @PocketWolf88 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As for the rap battle this is honestly the best one of all of them.

    • @anash5089
      @anash5089 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your absolutely darn right

    • @lewisbirkett4428
      @lewisbirkett4428 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nope, they did that before he died

    • @PocketWolf88
      @PocketWolf88 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** not as much as they do it now.

    • @legobuilds1092822
      @legobuilds1092822 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow your darn fking right.

  • @TheZorch
    @TheZorch 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The most ironic thing about this is, the ending is actually coming true.

  • @AboyteRKO2
    @AboyteRKO2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I want a Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates Second Part.

    • @Bhamilton-ws4go
      @Bhamilton-ws4go 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @Iliketrainskidclone
      @Iliketrainskidclone 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AboyteRKO2 but steve is dead...

    • @pizzalizziee5526
      @pizzalizziee5526 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Iliketrainskidclone wait srsly

    • @AboyteRKO2
      @AboyteRKO2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hitler is dead too and we have three songs of Darth Vader vs Hitler xd

    • @jakubburnos7095
      @jakubburnos7095 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AboyteRKO2 Jobs died. How do you want part 2?

  • @imaweeaboo8092
    @imaweeaboo8092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3269

    “ I got a PC but it wasn’t from you”
    PC= Pancreatic Cancer.

    • @qwert6120
      @qwert6120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      AAAHHHHH thank you, never got that line

    • @DinoBoiRex
      @DinoBoiRex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah.

    • @collegestoner8688
      @collegestoner8688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Joey Scott 6 years too late with this comment.

    • @adriandyehdgdjdjdbeb7660
      @adriandyehdgdjdjdbeb7660 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      qwert6120 me too

    • @rowana1581
      @rowana1581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Let's talk about doctors I'VE SEEN A FEW

  • @MAGAZlK
    @MAGAZlK 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    До сих пор качает норм !) просматриваю старые Epic Rap Battles of History))

  • @nathanielz.5963
    @nathanielz.5963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "I'm coming out the socket nothing you can do can stop it I'm in your lap and in your pocket"
    I feel many people don't realize that android is Linux based, so your phone, tablet and possibly computer that isn't Apple or Windows based all run off Linux. It's even more interesting when you learn that ARM processors typically use Linux, are usually cheaper than competitors, and are more energy efficient which leads to "how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket". Good stuff from a 8 year old video.

    • @ghsf1234
      @ghsf1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro Linux is everywhere. YT is most likely run on Linux, like 90% of internet servers. Microsoft has its own server OS yet still uses Linux internally lol. I think that says all.

    • @Pacrisvi
      @Pacrisvi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      saying "cheaper than competitors, and are more energy efficient" isn't really saying the whole story yes arm is more effcient but it cants do nearly as many things a x86 could, and programs need to be compiled in a totally different way just to work with arm. "how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket" i think that line is just referencing how computers are the ones guiding missiles nothing to do with linux

    • @ghsf1234
      @ghsf1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Needleinvein the thing said "I thought you GNU". Whether GNU is broader than Linux and a philosophy, it's generally cited along with Linux

    • @ghsf1234
      @ghsf1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Needleinvein bruh

    • @keithgrogg6822
      @keithgrogg6822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've never used Apple products, and I stopped using a Microsoft OS years and years ago. Been running Linux and UNIX on all my computers and tablets since the early 2000's.

  • @thegreatken2073
    @thegreatken2073 8 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    it takes me 4 years to get the phrase "You blow jobs"

    • @carlosdeleon9593
      @carlosdeleon9593 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Great Ken then you were really young.

    • @ezzo2374
      @ezzo2374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Great Ken I thought it meant like you're dumb when I was younger

    • @theilluminati6591
      @theilluminati6591 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam ezedine you're still a kid considering the roblox profile pic.

    • @ezzo2374
      @ezzo2374 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The illuminati so? I'm 14

    • @jericothe1
      @jericothe1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      To this day I just got the "Cause I got a PC, But it wasn't from you" line since he died of Pancreatic Cancer (PC)

  • @okidoki4747
    @okidoki4747 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Addicted.

  • @nike5428
    @nike5428 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Last HAL 9000 is like OpenAI AGI taking over 😆😎

  • @AnteCae
    @AnteCae 10 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Ronald Mcdonald vs The Burger King

    • @Sammh
      @Sammh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OH SNAP! Things just got real!

    • @nuu6040
      @nuu6040 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL they gotta do that

    • @vincentbruno3556
      @vincentbruno3556 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best... Battle... Ever...

    • @Alezaaa
      @Alezaaa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I will sell my soul just to see that

    • @RennietheRobit
      @RennietheRobit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good idea

  • @mikeydavid4500
    @mikeydavid4500 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:41 Oh god, it's the Venjix Virus

  • @JustGodzilla
    @JustGodzilla 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Bill Jobs.

  • @roccobot
    @roccobot 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3841

    This is still the best ERB ever:
    • Great music
    • The best duo ever
    • Excellent lyrics, including the legendary PC joke
    • A segment where they sing in a statement / response sequence
    • The final plot twist
    • No actual winner
    • The outro is both hilarious and majestic
    I fucking love this ERB.

    • @BSKY4907
      @BSKY4907 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      There was a fanmade poll, here were the results
      Steve Jobs-54%
      Hal-9000-30%
      Bill Gates-16%

    • @rednafi
      @rednafi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@BSKY4907 Gates' second verse was epic.

    • @BSKY4907
      @BSKY4907 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@rednafi ikr

    • @MichalNowierski
      @MichalNowierski 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I agree this is the best ERB, it will never get old

    • @Rhidayah
      @Rhidayah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I wrote this comment on iPhone 🗿

  • @hozkahilgarri3936
    @hozkahilgarri3936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3622

    Me: trying to sleep
    My brain: "I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

    • @Termin8or_115
      @Termin8or_115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Take a look at your history everything you built leads ups to me

    • @ButterNugget.
      @ButterNugget. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Termin8or_115 I got the power of the mind you could never be

    • @ButterNugget.
      @ButterNugget. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @[AP-STUDENT] Joshua Raven Mislang Ill beat you till you singing bout a daisy girl

    • @ButterNugget.
      @ButterNugget. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Drinking Milk nothing you can do to stop it

    • @xephenatsu5009
      @xephenatsu5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ButterNugget. How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?

  • @walkergreen309
    @walkergreen309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8727

    I can't get over how good the opening is with Jobs interrupting and getting straight to the battle.

    • @nalanhazzard
      @nalanhazzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Me to

    • @michaellin7936
      @michaellin7936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      the opening was really smooth

    • @LowReedExpert1
      @LowReedExpert1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      I remember the day it aired, it was amazing because people were begging for this match since the beginning!

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And how awesome Hal’s part was

    • @massivetree7937
      @massivetree7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He had to get started quick before he died.
      Too soon?

  • @nathanielleopoldo9131
    @nathanielleopoldo9131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17586

    *"You blow, Jobs"*
    -Bill Gates

    • @陳棋煾
      @陳棋煾 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      So he blow bill's Microsoft lol

    • @specmoment3592
      @specmoment3592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      A very important comma

    • @lawindragon5594
      @lawindragon5594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Blow jobs hearing that line makes me need holy water

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      'Blow Jobs' *vomiting*

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@specmoment3592 the world's most important comma.

  • @binuxuser
    @binuxuser 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1202

    As a kid I never really liked HAL's part in this one, but having grown up around copious amounts of computers and the internet, it's frankly chilling how well written and strangely prescient it ended up being. The line about being in our laps and pockets evokes the all seeing eyes of platform algorithms, and supercomputers do in fact run Linux for the most part. This plus all the little references easily makes this my favorite ERB.

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Used to think it represented Apple continuing on as a competitor despite job's death. But truly I can see it being the interconnected apparatus of online corporations guiding the world now

    • @GooseCee
      @GooseCee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I used to genuinely hate Hal's parts too until very recently. With how fast AI is moving it made me realize that Hal isn't that far away and that even geniuses like steve jobs and bill gates are insignificant compared to what they've built.

    • @BlackChambermaid
      @BlackChambermaid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It's supposed to be Linux, it's just a joke that it is being portrait as HAL. Since Linux doesn't really have a prominent leader figure like Apple and Windows has. The joke is that they are fighting about which system is better, but Linux is far superior than both. It's not really about Ai though even though it fits the narrative.

    • @crazypato3752
      @crazypato3752 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@BlackChambermaidwhat's Linux?

    • @GreysonTran-se4py
      @GreysonTran-se4py 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crazypato3752GNU/Linux is a UNIX-like operating system (OS). It runs the Linux Kernel and is typically packaged in distributions such as Ubuntu or CentOs (deprecated). Note that macOS (10.5+) actually complies to the Single UNIX Specification; macOS is a true UNIX operating system, whereas Linux is not.

  • @_np7
    @_np7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16652

    9 years later this is still a banger man.

    • @_np7
      @_np7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I never thought this would happen. Thank you ERB, you guys are the best

    • @alessbritish228
      @alessbritish228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@_np7 no u

    • @davoodoh3137
      @davoodoh3137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alessbritish228 how did you do that???

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I literally just discovered this, and holy yeah. This is not only funny content, but a legit actual catchy song lol.

    • @Sebastianooooooooo
      @Sebastianooooooooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually listen to this in my music playlist. All time favorite!

  • @Bode2342
    @Bode2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7218

    "Beat you in 17 lines of code"
    From the start and until this point, HAL gave 17 lines from his verse...

    • @fckit4410
      @fckit4410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Yeah such a good move!

    • @josephstalin364
      @josephstalin364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      How the hell do people find this stuff out?

    • @cremicilafenice4654
      @cremicilafenice4654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@josephstalin364 if you watch it once to enjoy, 2nd time to listen, 3rd time to catch the references, 4th time to look for what you may have missed xD

    • @cremicilafenice4654
      @cremicilafenice4654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@josephstalin364 thats part of it xD

    • @Just_a-guy
      @Just_a-guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cremicilafenice4654 and what about next 50 times?

  • @DJFNaFMan
    @DJFNaFMan ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    Bill Gates last verse was actually quite sad “fine you wanna be like that die then the whole world loved you but were my friend” probably the saddest line in ERB

    • @feisarspeed
      @feisarspeed 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

      I'm sorry, Jim. Sometimes I can't control my rage.
      Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age,
      But the truth is, I miss ya. You were gone too soon.
      You were like watching a beautiful sunset…at noon.
      (Aw.) Stan, don't be sad. We all have a time to go. (Yeah…)
      Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago,
      But the Four will always be Fantastic. The Hulk will always be Incredible.
      The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible.
      There is no beef between us. We're two minds of the same kind,
      And there is no man who could ever muck with what we've left behind.

    • @no_soul647
      @no_soul647 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yes@@feisarspeed

    • @stoneglaser6250
      @stoneglaser6250 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@feisarspeedM I C ,I ROCK THE MIC PROPERLY K E Y

    • @Burningpaladin
      @Burningpaladin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@stoneglaser6250 TURNING PROFITS I GOT THE KEY

    • @trajic9204
      @trajic9204 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@stoneglaser6250 lmao, perfect response.

  • @LeBronthemvpboss6
    @LeBronthemvpboss6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2893

    when the comments are recent yk this is fire.

    • @hjl4204
      @hjl4204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Damn they hearted this

    • @thelssjbroly9873
      @thelssjbroly9873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hjl4204 yeah lol

    • @imadbenhalima962
      @imadbenhalima962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Odin is with you

    • @phexialic8033
      @phexialic8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@imadbenhalima962 Why Odin? Why not Zeus?

    • @imadbenhalima962
      @imadbenhalima962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@phexialic8033 Odin is the God of the gods

  • @josephstalin364
    @josephstalin364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9890

    In 40 years, some kid will see these rap battles and say “I was born in the wrong generation”

    • @drod6203
      @drod6203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      Honestly.... people born between 94-02 had a pretty good childhood, we still played outside but it was when internet was just starting to take off. Everyone in gaming lobbies had a mic and the lobbies were hectic, between the ages of 10-16 I played outside and did stupid shit with friends then too it off with staying up all night playing Xbox with friends

    • @killtrihards2263
      @killtrihards2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@drod6203 yep im an '02 kid.

    • @DORANGEDMOOCOW
      @DORANGEDMOOCOW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      ""I was born in the wrong generation." Shut the fuck up"
      -Filthy Frank

    • @nbacivilnba8950
      @nbacivilnba8950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Привет Товарищ

    • @seraph7216
      @seraph7216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      thank you joseph stalin

  • @doktahv8837
    @doktahv8837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5260

    Me: *Trying to sleep*
    My brain: LET ME JUST STEP RIGHT IN

    • @addisonq3598
      @addisonq3598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'm literally in that situation right now

    • @khalifeh22
      @khalifeh22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂👌

    • @Hilljoona
      @Hilljoona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well, you have some serious issues with your brain then. Ask for a good doctor if you have a PC.

    • @isabellac.7112
      @isabellac.7112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Hilljoona *i see what you did there*

    • @santiagobarrios1592
      @santiagobarrios1592 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @yebadem
    @yebadem 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2198

    This aged so good considering ChatGPT is runing on a linux.

    • @sidblue
      @sidblue 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      This snapped in my mind a couple of months ago! Cool right?! Hahah

    • @Youtubed-jv5oi
      @Youtubed-jv5oi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, as do most platforms like Google, Meta etc

    • @SherifNeamatalla
      @SherifNeamatalla 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Not just that, but to some extent, at least for now, bill gates owns it !

    • @southasiadefenseportal8957
      @southasiadefenseportal8957 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Microsoft owns Chatgpt budd.

    • @Youtubed-jv5oi
      @Youtubed-jv5oi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@southasiadefenseportal8957No they don't. They subsidized ChatGPT development with Azure credits (on which OpenAI is running Linux)

  • @evank3718
    @evank3718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17195

    How do either lloyd or Peter look like every human on earth. They have one of the best makeup crews in Earth

    • @r1ck537
      @r1ck537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      Aight m8, imma bout to let u know the secret. But be aware! That as soon as u know this, the illuminati are coming for u.
      It's called a mask lol search for ERB behind the scenes.

    • @fckit4410
      @fckit4410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@r1ck537 the channel is called ERB2

    • @blaz2892
      @blaz2892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      The makeup people they have working for them are magic, that’s how.

    • @Thompson98PL
      @Thompson98PL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      no cap, they really do

    • @kinkydaddy3147
      @kinkydaddy3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Make-up, costume and prosthetics

  • @arnulfozamora2586
    @arnulfozamora2586 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    if Apple made a car, would it have windows?

    • @neelanshguptaa1440
      @neelanshguptaa1440 9 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      If Microsoft bought McDonald's...Would they continue the Mac?

    • @authorjlr
      @authorjlr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Arnulfo Zamora lol

    • @dakashoes4702
      @dakashoes4702 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @gamesman0118
      @gamesman0118 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Arnulfo Zamora No they think with Portals! lol

    • @jagchiran
      @jagchiran 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lel hahahahaha good 1

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24390

    9 years later and I STILL laugh at Gates' opening line "You blow, Jobs"

    • @sevilleandcoarthouse2960
      @sevilleandcoarthouse2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

      His whole diss is beautiful

    • @matthewtatian1117
      @matthewtatian1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      yes

    • @infinity8288
      @infinity8288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

      I still laugh at Steve punch line, Why did u name the company after your d!©k( Micro- soft) 😂😂

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@sevilleandcoarthouse2960
      Bill Gates is the best!

    • @elole707
      @elole707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      But he makes the gui that Melinda uses *suggestive dancing*

  • @yoshisarethebomb
    @yoshisarethebomb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +242

    “But you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC”
    THAT WAS FIRE

    • @BrandonMcCurry999
      @BrandonMcCurry999 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought that one was also, apple uses extreme quality rather than quantity
      It's a luxury type of electronic.. and the phones are definitely awesome
      ... so, I learned while selling metal roofs with lifetime warranties (50 year) you pay for quality.. often.. in certain types of products

    • @BrandonMcCurry999
      @BrandonMcCurry999 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Commented from an Samsung a03, 70$
      Works, and very customizable.. free apps ect.. some filled with malware lol

  • @YuckyBeans
    @YuckyBeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5874

    This will forever be one of the best TH-cam videos ever made

    • @kylexlm9945
      @kylexlm9945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ikr

    • @crystaljefferphetamine
      @crystaljefferphetamine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      All of their videos are extremely high quality, and are definitely some of the best on TH-cam.

    • @MODERNFLEX
      @MODERNFLEX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      L

    • @SAGE-dy7et
      @SAGE-dy7et 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This is TH-cam in its prime

    • @paoloalpez6801
      @paoloalpez6801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stranger things bad lip reading thank me later

  • @Trolleybus13
    @Trolleybus13 ปีที่แล้ว +6760

    The "you blow, Jobs" has to be the most childish, yet hilarious insult. Just brilliant

    • @Sammy_Link99
      @Sammy_Link99 ปีที่แล้ว

      More than name microsoft after your dick?

    • @yeetyeet5079
      @yeetyeet5079 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it was a direct response to “why’d you name your company after your dick”

    • @ryangosling239
      @ryangosling239 ปีที่แล้ว

      the company after dick is even more brilliant imo

    • @Annihilated64-13yearsago
      @Annihilated64-13yearsago ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Now i just realized 💀💀💀

    • @barlowanimations1517
      @barlowanimations1517 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      "You blow, Jobs! You arrogant prick,
      With your secondhand jeans and your turtleneck" Has to be the smoothest line in this vid

  • @Frog101_Real
    @Frog101_Real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6168

    I swear, Pete and Lloyd are just the default characters for every human being.

    • @mabkhraposting9253
      @mabkhraposting9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Based comment

    • @delve_
      @delve_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Nah, just white/European characters. They really don't ever play non-European characters for a reason.

    • @DerpiestGameBlast
      @DerpiestGameBlast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@delve_ Everything else is the DLC

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@DerpiestGameBlast they're just the random settings

    • @thunderviperx7854
      @thunderviperx7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The only white characters they failed to play properly was Bill O'Reilly and Elon Musk. Mark Zuckerberg too wasn't that similar looking but they nailed the robot part

  • @MusicalBasics
    @MusicalBasics ปีที่แล้ว +9032

    ERB made some of the most classic videos on TH-cam with so much rewatching potential.

    • @level1865
      @level1865 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      540 likes? And just one reply? I got you.

    • @thesecondchairman7930
      @thesecondchairman7930 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      707 likes? And just two replies? I got you.

    • @Fowleri_Music
      @Fowleri_Music ปีที่แล้ว +14

      778 likes? And just three replies? I got you.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      821 likes? And just four replies? I got you.

    • @halt4565
      @halt4565 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      837 likes? And just five replies? I got you.

  • @breakingman56gaming16
    @breakingman56gaming16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    This rap is one of the best ERB and nostalgic raps.

    • @Sir_Isaac_Newton_
      @Sir_Isaac_Newton_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      chuchopeco

    • @maxtaetle420
      @maxtaetle420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      only problem is the kill line sucks

    • @amelia-mx5nv
      @amelia-mx5nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      true. i'd add the one with the philosophers.. that's a great battle

    • @drummond3524
      @drummond3524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amelia-mx5nv "let me be frank, don't start beef with the frank who hangs with b franks giving ladies beef franks"
      easily my fav verse from this channel ever

    • @connorclements3999
      @connorclements3999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      800th like

  • @gunnargetz5980
    @gunnargetz5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4271

    "You could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC!"
    Some intense word play on
    "An apple a day keeps the doctor away.".

    • @thisguy1640
      @thisguy1640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Technically it also makes sense from a financial standard

    • @crzgangster8721
      @crzgangster8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He had Pancreatic Cancer

    • @1itslaurahere1
      @1itslaurahere1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Also because Steve Jobs said "you'll never catch a virus on an Apple" so Bill Gates replied with the thing about doctors (because you know.... virus..... sickness.... doctors)

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      not gonna undermine the genius behind it, but they use plenty of time to research relevant topics and transform them into disses and references... but godamm still dope af

    • @jordevorstenbosch
      @jordevorstenbosch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thisguy1640 Not with these CPU/GPU prices

  • @luisvasquez5015
    @luisvasquez5015 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    "your future is my design"
    OpenAI has entered the ChatGPT

  • @SmallEyeStudios
    @SmallEyeStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5088

    “The whole world loves you, but you were my friend”
    This line always hit a little differently

    • @thursdaycarter4533
      @thursdaycarter4533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ikr

    • @thefaunprince4256
      @thefaunprince4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I literally came back to this song just to hear that line

    • @dreadlist1711
      @dreadlist1711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How?

    • @Just_a-guy
      @Just_a-guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @@dreadlist1711 sad. Depressing. It wasn't an attack at jobs, but his expression of lost :D that how i feel about that line

    • @ramkvs1918
      @ramkvs1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeahh.

  • @gizmothepiefaceman3062
    @gizmothepiefaceman3062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8684

    Best Flow: Steve Jobs
    Best Disses: Bill Gates
    Overall winner: AIDS research

    • @raineepic5479
      @raineepic5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      No lol bitch
      Overall winner is "I got a PC but it wasn't from u bitch"

    • @zauberwild
      @zauberwild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @raineepic5479
      @raineepic5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vishalmohite7154 that works too

    • @sirhynes6924
      @sirhynes6924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No “Hasta la visa like the terminator told ya” won
      -HAL9000

    • @Voidzdomain
      @Voidzdomain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      please jus stop with these memes i have seen so many of them already (its just a joke little salty, angry, dumb kids)

  • @crysismaster09
    @crysismaster09 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "so go ahead try to Turing test me" line is kinda creepy, when you think about that the GPT4 already passed the Turing test.

    • @HaonProductions
      @HaonProductions 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Whenever I read about new developments in AI, I think about this battle. "Everything you built leads up to me" indeed.

    • @windws7137
      @windws7137 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@HaonProductions Copilot from Microsoft

    • @IceKanDeR
      @IceKanDeR 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Creepy is when an a machine deliberately don’t passes a Turing test

  • @Its_Comett
    @Its_Comett 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    If apple made a car would it have windows

  • @shabuktaginprince602
    @shabuktaginprince602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5782

    Bill: Hows things on heaven steve?
    Steve: Not bad. The best part is there are no gates or windows.

    • @конина-ч2т
      @конина-ч2т 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      BEST!

    • @ovni2295
      @ovni2295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I mean, there's the pearly gates...

    • @SomeRandomGuy789
      @SomeRandomGuy789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      One time I farted in an apple store and got kicked out. It wasn't my fault, there were not any windows

    • @ChristinaaArmani
      @ChristinaaArmani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣

    • @НусАтман
      @НусАтман 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gold.

  • @davidvallejo4556
    @davidvallejo4556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7551

    “Got the GUI that Melinda uses “ hits different now that they’re divorcing

    • @apocalypt0723
      @apocalypt0723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      LoL

    • @poemanx7297
      @poemanx7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No lies detected

    • @theintelligentcow7447
      @theintelligentcow7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Arafath Islam • what are you talking about?

    • @theintelligentcow7447
      @theintelligentcow7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @Arafath Islam • tf you mean they were married for 27 years, just because she chooses to divorce him doesn’t mean that she’s a gold digger, incel. Marriages run their course, and there’s a good chance they agreed it was the best thing for both of them.

    • @theintelligentcow7447
      @theintelligentcow7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @Arafath Islam • yeah because she would definitely wait 27 years to divorce him if she was a gold digger

  • @riverbanzachamploo9725
    @riverbanzachamploo9725 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    "the whole world loved you, but you were my friend." gets me to this day.

  • @allaurely47
    @allaurely47 8 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    the whole word loved you, but you were my friend.
    I didn't come here to hear something sad god damn it

    • @Kire667
      @Kire667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Microsoft XBox.

    • @LGA-v
      @LGA-v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me

    • @Lasthorix
      @Lasthorix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one cares.

    • @allaurely47
      @allaurely47 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      LastLoadout XD bad day?

    • @Lasthorix
      @Lasthorix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aurely caron-parent Yes, I'm sorry.

  • @Bunny-kt6it
    @Bunny-kt6it 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    HAL9000 vs. Siri

    • @XxMegaFireFoxUltraXx
      @XxMegaFireFoxUltraXx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +John Smith Cortana (Halo) vs Siri (Ap- wait you should know this already, but I'll still say it anyways "Apple")

    • @maryburak2157
      @maryburak2157 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +MegaFire FoxUltra yessssssssssssssssssssassssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

    • @leuvensimpson
      @leuvensimpson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +John Smith That's a no brainer.

    • @christopherperalta7949
      @christopherperalta7949 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yesyesyesYES

    • @DesiredAnomaly
      @DesiredAnomaly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Slightly Curious Sassy Cat Then One of them V Jarvis

  • @techbro2007
    @techbro2007 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Best Flow: Steve Jobs
    Best Disses: Bill Gates
    Winner: Hal 9000
    Loser: Pancreatic Cancer

    • @sonicfan809
      @sonicfan809 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Linus Torvalds is Hal 9000

  • @tommyscott8511
    @tommyscott8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14930

    Of all the ERBs, this one felt the most like a BATTLE. They bicker, cut each other off and aren't solely reserved to their individual verses.

    • @Wingingvoice
      @Wingingvoice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Tommy Scott Obama VS Mitt Romney was pretty good but I’d have to agree with you

    • @poopace
      @poopace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      and the part where steve jobs "dies" shows emotion i like that too

    • @tommyscott8511
      @tommyscott8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Xander K True, I like that one too

    • @bijuutamer729
      @bijuutamer729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Xander K that ones slightly different to showcase the nature of politics. Specifically when they peter out and start calling each other dummies.

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, it's good.

  • @anonymousanonymous7933
    @anonymousanonymous7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4824

    "People with jobs use a PC"
    Damn, calm down Bill.

    • @leandroroman7053
      @leandroroman7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Facts. :'v

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      anonymous anonymous jokes on you I run my life from an iPhone sc

    • @anonymousanonymous7933
      @anonymousanonymous7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thewhitewolf58 more power to ya, i couldn't do it

    • @ElizabethMorote
      @ElizabethMorote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      anonymous anonymous The only machines that I have that work and can find parts for are my iPhone 4,4S,5,6+,6S+,Original iPad 3G,iPad 2 3G,and iPad 4 LTE. My old Dell Dimension 8200’s motherboard is fried though after 18 years. I can’t find another motherboard for it. I have a job though.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ElizabethMorote after 18 years? That's really good then.

  • @CptDawner
    @CptDawner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4869

    Steve Jobs: *gets dusted*
    Everyone else on planet earth: “you’re about 5 years too early.”

    • @nightstar9007
      @nightstar9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Y e s

    • @girthespurr418
      @girthespurr418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My. Man.

    • @retric8534
      @retric8534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Try me :
      Viva la Vida

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Retric Explain the joke please?? I know the song so I'm pretty sure I'll get it.

    • @girthespurr418
      @girthespurr418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Cedar Franklin In the movie Avengers Endgame, the avengers have to go back in time. In one scene, hulk and another character are discussing a different character from the future who died by dusting away but wasn’t known yet at the time their at. The other character says “your five years too early” when discussing this dead character

  • @willets2617
    @willets2617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    Still my favourite after all these years

  • @Aaron-xr7oc
    @Aaron-xr7oc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5229

    "The whole world loved you, but you were my friend" that hits deep.

    • @tntrigued5011
      @tntrigued5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I don't understand that can someone explain?

    • @Aaron-xr7oc
      @Aaron-xr7oc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      @@tntrigued5011 they were friends

    • @Yukionnaarchive
      @Yukionnaarchive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      The were rivals but they were good friends bill gates was hit hard when jobs passed

    • @theveganflower5135
      @theveganflower5135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      After they were friends and rivals they kinda stoped talking as friends and then when he jobs died gates was hit hard realizing they lost a good friendship for nothing

    • @tntrigued5011
      @tntrigued5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Aaron-xr7oc oh ok thanks

  • @nitrocreed
    @nitrocreed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40593

    "I got a PC but it wasn't from you"
    He died from Pancreatic Cancer
    Damn the line is truly genius and subtle

    • @baconcatsizzle
      @baconcatsizzle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1495

      Finally, someone got it!

    • @samlewis3555
      @samlewis3555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      Damn.

    • @joshwebb8687
      @joshwebb8687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      and what about the daisy's destruction reference. "ill beat you till your singing about a daisy girl'

    • @cursodetradingonline
      @cursodetradingonline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Se refiere a sistema operativo que Bill robó de Apple, nada que ver con su enfermedad.
      Ustedes hablan Ingles y no entendieron esa referencia?

    • @irakligazashvili2690
      @irakligazashvili2690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      R.I.P

  • @landelacruzzzz
    @landelacruzzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5855

    *"Beat you in seventeen lines of code"*
    HAL's verse is actually made of 17 lines, such brilliance on this one.

    • @kostubhkhandelwal4665
      @kostubhkhandelwal4665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Hal's the best

    • @Seth-ng5oy
      @Seth-ng5oy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Does such Perfection exist?

    • @stereohat5627
      @stereohat5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Seth-ng5oy it is called HAL9000

    • @Seth-ng5oy
      @Seth-ng5oy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hal9000 was created by humans. Humans caused Hal9000 to Malfunction, causing many crew Member's Death. Plus, a human managed to Outsmart Hal9000 and got him..."Terminated."
      @@stereohat5627

    • @hardcoredoom5892
      @hardcoredoom5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Holy crap. That’s brilliant.

  • @ilialasili6809
    @ilialasili6809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4032

    he's worked so hard only to see his legacy included $999 aluminum stand

    • @johnfaber100
      @johnfaber100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@jakojenhh5002 You know, this argument only really works if we're talking about some sort of pro version that's substantially superior to the regular version.
      I mean, yeah, that stand is going to hold your screen REALLY well, but 999$-well?

    • @Jakobsh2
      @Jakobsh2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@jakojenhh5002 That's not an argument

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He would love it.

    • @TheSaiyanPrincess89
      @TheSaiyanPrincess89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@jakojenhh5002 $300 would be an appropriate price for that stand. Not $1,000. It's not worth $1,000.

    • @ReclaimTheMainland
      @ReclaimTheMainland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jakojenhh5002 lmao

  • @TheAngusm3
    @TheAngusm3 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    12 years ago: haha AI
    today: oh, oh shit

  • @hessanfeg
    @hessanfeg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3425

    "Everyone knows Windows _bit_ off Apple?"
    So, that explains the logo lol.

    • @besisis1308
      @besisis1308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lolol

    • @Blazervitch
      @Blazervitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      that's the joke...

    • @santeri5921
      @santeri5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Congratulations, you understood the joke...

    • @Soulkeep
      @Soulkeep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The joke is that Alan Turing died from cyanide poisoning after bitting just one time an apple

    • @santeri5921
      @santeri5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Soulkeep Well that doesn't really have anything to do with this, the joke is that Apples logo has a part bitten off

  • @ToeTips
    @ToeTips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    "Well you can still afford a doctor when you buy a PC"
    No, no, he has a point

    • @anmolbajaj1079
      @anmolbajaj1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, a 300$ pc vs a 1000$ mac...

    • @jinxabyss1484
      @jinxabyss1484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@anmolbajaj1079 also an apple a day keeps doctor away

    • @nightshadow848
      @nightshadow848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Well you can still afford a doctor *if you bought a PC"

    • @_darcc
      @_darcc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jinxabyss1484 It's soo fricken smart

    • @lol-de4lo
      @lol-de4lo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not how the joke goes

  • @punk12314
    @punk12314 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    PC has more use and is a bit better. Also gaming on an apple is like trying to dive a car on frozen ice.

    • @terranloyalist9595
      @terranloyalist9595 10 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      *correction,* gaming on an apple is like trying to drive a car _made_ of frozen ice

    • @punk12314
      @punk12314 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      rannick10 True, each has its own merits.

    • @punk12314
      @punk12314 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      rannick10 I use PC mostly for gaming and doing my homework. In my honest opinion, the mac feels slippery, as in it just feels awkward to use. Especially the mouse and the keyboard its self. Also you can modify a PC to your own comfort. That is why I like the PC better but you are entitled to your opinion. :)

    • @1ksubsnovideos502
      @1ksubsnovideos502 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      rannick10 ***** Anthony Ngo Actually all of you are wrong i play games just as fine ACTUALLY better on apple i play my mac can run battle feild 1080 60fps so stfu and calm your balls

    • @punk12314
      @punk12314 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ExoticDrops Dude we were having. a nice conversation until you came. PC always beat Apple for one reason, you can mod and change or build your PC. That means you can buy the top brands and combine it into one great PC. And don't be stupid. I can run Planetside 2 on Ultra settings. If you don't know what Planetside 2 is, good because your shit Mac probably can't even get past the loading screen.

  • @DesJnr
    @DesJnr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    11 years old and STILL my favourite ERB of all time.

    • @onkelebert787
      @onkelebert787 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mine too, but Elvis vs. Michael Jackson and cesar vs. Zulu are right behind this. To tell you this was quite important for me. Or not. Who cares.

  • @valhater9000
    @valhater9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4715

    Steve faded before Thanos even snapped
    *He's ahead of his time*

    • @dunkelctankwie8019
      @dunkelctankwie8019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yawn

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Harry Potter guess we wait five years...

    • @trymex9168
      @trymex9168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Technically thanos snapped in the comics decades ago

    • @ripcanalgerfesongaymaldito4366
      @ripcanalgerfesongaymaldito4366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@trymex9168 shhh dont let them know

    • @angelcastaneda529
      @angelcastaneda529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FreezyBoi 3, why would he? He grew up with muggles all his life. And besides, us comic book readers know that Thanos did that to impress Death.

  • @jfrfilms6697
    @jfrfilms6697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    when the two smart kids get into a fight

  • @22Jeffinator
    @22Jeffinator 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Having AI win was premonition

  • @ChronoBaw
    @ChronoBaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3814

    Took me 6 years to catch that Jobs meant Pancreatic Cancer when he said "I got a pc"
    shit

    • @ikkuhishikawa7982
      @ikkuhishikawa7982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      wack.

    • @komibell2621
      @komibell2621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Man that's a bar 🔥🔥🔥 WTH only real ppl with knowledge can react to bars like that

    • @receedzeraq9488
      @receedzeraq9488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      took me 6 minute by searching comment section, the comment section is truly the archive of knowledge... and toxic flame rage *peek other comments and drama wars*

    • @franciscovanleeuwen4446
      @franciscovanleeuwen4446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too!

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ouch.

  • @cade6807
    @cade6807 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2498

    Siri vs J.A.R.V.I.S

    • @yannickvandorsselaer
      @yannickvandorsselaer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats a good one man put it on their last vod

    • @sxturn420
      @sxturn420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      siri vs cortana

    • @matrix_624
      @matrix_624 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +cherise williams Siri Vs. Hal9000

    • @mpgartland
      @mpgartland 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +cherise williams They're both stupid

    • @eelektro2
      @eelektro2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +cherise williams siri vs JARVIS is stupit better yet Knight rider car vs JARVIS because they both are AI.. siri is just an programm

  • @radughita1992
    @radughita1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9723

    "And you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC"
    This aged like wine

    • @bird_poop
      @bird_poop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      And that's gates rebuttal to job's " you won't catch a virus on apple"🤣

    • @skymonk-mckenzie8993
      @skymonk-mckenzie8993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Sorry but that doesn’t apply to Canadians

    • @shypeOW
      @shypeOW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@skymonk-mckenzie8993 Why ? They can afford Iphones ?

    • @leezheng5684
      @leezheng5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@bird_poop that one aged like milk

    • @stutterined9331
      @stutterined9331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just live in England

  • @evilsonjachannel
    @evilsonjachannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3597

    It is just me or it a litle bit sad when Bill Gate said "The whole world love you, but you were my friend" ? :(

  • @TheforeverPigeonKing
    @TheforeverPigeonKing 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    In the days of ai. The hal bit is truly chilling

  • @tommyclark2709
    @tommyclark2709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    I still gotta say this is the best of all the ERB's....

    • @CGSiino
      @CGSiino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      agreed

    • @mitchellhogg4627
      @mitchellhogg4627 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      one of the saddest too if you listen to it carefully

    • @greenekj6
      @greenekj6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're forgetting Wright Bros vs Mario Bros.

    • @dylansolorzano5077
      @dylansolorzano5077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Evan Johnson Thats one if the worst

    • @dylansolorzano5077
      @dylansolorzano5077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ScourgeTrigger of

  • @ididitbecause03
    @ididitbecause03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

    I was just rewatching this after not having listened to ERB in over four years. Even though these rap battles are satirical and educational, the way Bill Gates kinda vent-raps about Steve Jobs dying and how he was his friend is really touching.

    • @anthonygrych8724
      @anthonygrych8724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      The part that got me is when bill gates said:
      "Fine, you wanna be like that, die then! The whole world loved you, bit you were my friend!"

    • @ProjectDarkFox
      @ProjectDarkFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@anthonygrych8724 Really makes going back listening to this an epoch that's only getting rarer

    • @justincase1919
      @justincase1919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought that myself.

    • @sebastiangorka200
      @sebastiangorka200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bro bill gates was on epsteins island
      these lines humanize him way more than he deserves

    • @mikechansw748
      @mikechansw748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebastiangorka200 Wtf????!!! Didnt know that. DISGUSTING

  • @whackyjinak4978
    @whackyjinak4978 8 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Years later and the comments section is still loosing it's mind XD

  • @koripen
    @koripen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Who came back here after listening to Henry Ford vs Karl Marx?!

    • @gastoncontreras5729
      @gastoncontreras5729 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Es que esta es la mejor de todas.

  • @ComanderRilldo
    @ComanderRilldo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    no one gonna comment on just how absolutely dope the beat is of this one?

    • @akashverma4280
      @akashverma4280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I click this video everytime whenever I come across it, just love dat beat...

    • @KevinJennissen
      @KevinJennissen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Totally. This is my favorite ERB, in no small part due to the beat.

    • @digizilla164
      @digizilla164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Easily the best of all ERB

    • @bobcatdidi8188
      @bobcatdidi8188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MikebobGaming fruity loops PC!!!

    • @noorandraahimsa7562
      @noorandraahimsa7562 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @Dirtwolf624
    @Dirtwolf624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16941

    Fun fact: When the AI says, “beat you in 17 lines of code” that was the 17th bar. ERB is amazingly detailed in their raps.

    • @anthony42-
      @anthony42- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      It’s not AI I’m pretty sure it’s Steve jobs mind that was put inside that camera thing

    • @araen11
      @araen11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +773

      No it's not... Its HAL9000 from The Space Oddysey, representinf the third rival to the other two- Linux

    • @sleepingnowplsproductions7303
      @sleepingnowplsproductions7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      how did you figure that out

    • @austincarter1721
      @austincarter1721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      It’s HAL 9000 >:(

    • @Bigassboya
      @Bigassboya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@anthony42-
      1:59
      It literally says it's running on Linux so no. It's Hal9000 but it's representing the Linux Operating Systems and I guess super-smart AIs too

  • @julscatten2640
    @julscatten2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    Ooh, I can’t believe this is 9 years old. I still think this is the best video ERB ever created. Every line is gold.

    • @diegoberrocal8500
      @diegoberrocal8500 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We should get one of these with the new Mac M1 max chips and how they are reshaping the chipset world.

    • @diegoberrocal8500
      @diegoberrocal8500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apple silicon vs Intel AMD? Or better yet: Intel vs AMD, then Apple silicon comes in to break everything xD

    • @user_name35tdekb4
      @user_name35tdekb4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup. This is my favorite

    • @termitreter6545
      @termitreter6545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk if its my favorite, but its definitely up with the best. The flow is just amazing, just as the lines.

    • @danteisbuildinglvl
      @danteisbuildinglvl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      W