@@josephstalin364 if you watch it once to enjoy, 2nd time to listen, 3rd time to catch the references, 4th time to look for what you may have missed xD
This is still the best ERB ever: • Great music • The best duo ever • Excellent lyrics, including the legendary PC joke • A segment where they sing in a statement / response sequence • The final plot twist • No actual winner • The outro is both hilarious and majestic I fucking love this ERB.
I thought that one was also, apple uses extreme quality rather than quantity It's a luxury type of electronic.. and the phones are definitely awesome ... so, I learned while selling metal roofs with lifetime warranties (50 year) you pay for quality.. often.. in certain types of products
@@BrandonMcCurry999apple and quality? Dude, most apple products go straight in the bin after a couple of years due to lack of repairability and upgradeability. I have a couple of Linux PCs running from 2008 and they still run pretty well for daily tasks. Meanwhile the macbook i bought 3 years ago is now e-waste because it has stopped recieving security updates.
@@anthony42- 1:59 It literally says it's running on Linux so no. It's Hal9000 but it's representing the Linux Operating Systems and I guess super-smart AIs too
Also because Steve Jobs said "you'll never catch a virus on an Apple" so Bill Gates replied with the thing about doctors (because you know.... virus..... sickness.... doctors)
not gonna undermine the genius behind it, but they use plenty of time to research relevant topics and transform them into disses and references... but godamm still dope af
Honestly.... people born between 94-02 had a pretty good childhood, we still played outside but it was when internet was just starting to take off. Everyone in gaming lobbies had a mic and the lobbies were hectic, between the ages of 10-16 I played outside and did stupid shit with friends then too it off with staying up all night playing Xbox with friends
@Arafath Islam • tf you mean they were married for 27 years, just because she chooses to divorce him doesn’t mean that she’s a gold digger, incel. Marriages run their course, and there’s a good chance they agreed it was the best thing for both of them.
This video is absolutely flawless. Every single line is perfect. Every camera angle, every dance move, every edit, every little nuance, it all came together so perfectly here. In a storm of 88 individually genius videos, this one in particular literally COULD NOT BE any better. It's perfect.
The only white characters they failed to play properly was Bill O'Reilly and Elon Musk. Mark Zuckerberg too wasn't that similar looking but they nailed the robot part
After they were friends and rivals they kinda stoped talking as friends and then when he jobs died gates was hit hard realizing they lost a good friendship for nothing
Aight m8, imma bout to let u know the secret. But be aware! That as soon as u know this, the illuminati are coming for u. It's called a mask lol search for ERB behind the scenes.
anonymous anonymous The only machines that I have that work and can find parts for are my iPhone 4,4S,5,6+,6S+,Original iPad 3G,iPad 2 3G,and iPad 4 LTE. My old Dell Dimension 8200’s motherboard is fried though after 18 years. I can’t find another motherboard for it. I have a job though.
@@jakojenhh5002 You know, this argument only really works if we're talking about some sort of pro version that's substantially superior to the regular version. I mean, yeah, that stand is going to hold your screen REALLY well, but 999$-well?
Cedar Franklin In the movie Avengers Endgame, the avengers have to go back in time. In one scene, hulk and another character are discussing a different character from the future who died by dusting away but wasn’t known yet at the time their at. The other character says “your five years too early” when discussing this dead character
Hal9000 was created by humans. Humans caused Hal9000 to Malfunction, causing many crew Member's Death. Plus, a human managed to Outsmart Hal9000 and got him..."Terminated." @@stereohat5627
took me 6 minute by searching comment section, the comment section is truly the archive of knowledge... and toxic flame rage *peek other comments and drama wars*
@@amelia-mx5nv "let me be frank, don't start beef with the frank who hangs with b franks giving ladies beef franks" easily my fav verse from this channel ever
That line alone is mad fire 🔥, and SHOULD make people open their cortexes and realize there are forces that direct, and control forces that change everyday people's life courses. 🤣😉
Every line from that thing is terrifying if you know the context. "I'll beat your ass in Chess and Jeopardy" There was a robot that defeated the best chess player at the time and also defeated a 3 time jeopardy champion.
That's a really good line now that I think about it... Windows cannot win against Linux because it's simply better for everything excluding general users and even then it's almost on-par.
I got a Windows 7 gaming over that runs like shit... Probably cuz it is a 4 year old laptop with a broken screen and still has a VGA port if anyone remembers what they are
“You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple!” “But you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC” Me in 2020 looking at $1200 Apple phones: Well that aged well
@bobo The OS part literally comes down to preference. With Android you can install 3rd party apps easily and you can download music and other shit easily, that's why I personally like Android better but I can see how people who like to keep things simple would like iOS. Also the longevity part is not true at all iPhones are known for having shitty battery life. But hey, if you can afford a luxury brand go ahead no one's gonna stop you.
hammond clarkson Steve Wozniak was the brains behind Apple, Steve Jobs was just a marketing guru. Just like Paul Allen was the brains behind Microsoft, Bill Gates just knew how to market it.
@@charlesscandonejr.7256 While Paul Allen definitely deserves way more praise for Microsoft than Bill Gates, it is nowhere near as bad as how Jobs exploited other people for his whole lifer. Jobs might not be hellbound, but I doubt he is out of purgatory yet.
Sindre Flatland I would say that is a pretty good assessment. The movie Pirates of Silicone Valley depicts each of them 100% accurately, and even highlights what Wozniak & Allen did for each company.
I was just rewatching this after not having listened to ERB in over four years. Even though these rap battles are satirical and educational, the way Bill Gates kinda vent-raps about Steve Jobs dying and how he was his friend is really touching.
it took me 8 years to realize that when Steve Jobs says "I got a PC but it wasn't from you" he doesn't mean a personal computer, he means pancreatic cancer
“Well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a pc” a reference to both that apple's products are expensive and “an apple a day keep the doctor away”. Simply genius.
Of course we are. We're part of a generation, this is the stuff we are going to show our grandkids/future generations that will be incomprehensible to them just as many of our grandparenrs showed us. It will be hard for them to believe our childhood was really like this. History repeats itself. 😂
Props to Bill Gates for going along with this. Really shows great strength of character. Even bigger respect for the Necromancer who raised Steve Jobs though. Delving into his tomb couldn't have been easy.
@@randomness0 Actually, Linux does not need to be on a desktop for "I Stomp On A Mac and a PC too" line to be true. Most supercomputers (like HAL 9000) use the Linux Operating System.
Technology is everywhere and control most of events surrounding you, from flight schedules to power grids. It is practically impossible to go back to the same lifestyle as in the days of old.
It's hard to define something as 'Linux', but if we just go by a non-strict definition: Android is a Linux based system, most smart devices like TVs (non-smart too), kitchen appliances, washing machines are Linux based. Even Windows is adapting a Linux Kernel.
barteke22 actually no. Windows is based on the NT (short for New Technology, in reference to their older 3.xx and 9x kernals) kernal, which was written by Microsoft for business and server use. It has been around since 1992/3, constantly being updated. Linux was created in 1991 and is based on Unix. The two are totally different.
@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial windows is adapting the kernel of Linux through the WSL beta feature (Windows Subsystem For Linux) which acts as an embedded Linux kernel, allowing you to easily run Ubuntu, Arch and other distributions through the windows application store natively.
I remember listening to this way back when it first came out, I was at band camp for the summer Now I'm enrolled in the university that hosted that band camp back when I was a teenager
10 years old today!! Thank you for still being here! Much love. Peter & Lloyd xx
Legends 🙌🙌
Grazy journey! Very long time fan (already feeling old :D and cant wait whats next! :)
oh you still remember this video even after 10 years, thats great
I can’t believe it’s been 10 years…
i simply dont believe it
I can't get over how good the opening is with Jobs interrupting and getting straight to the battle.
Me to
the opening was really smooth
I remember the day it aired, it was amazing because people were begging for this match since the beginning!
And how awesome Hal’s part was
He had to get started quick before he died.
Too soon?
"Beat you in 17 lines of code"
From the start and until this point, HAL gave 17 lines from his verse...
Yeah such a good move!
How the hell do people find this stuff out?
@@josephstalin364 if you watch it once to enjoy, 2nd time to listen, 3rd time to catch the references, 4th time to look for what you may have missed xD
@@josephstalin364 thats part of it xD
@@cremicilafenice4654 and what about next 50 times?
This is still the best ERB ever:
• Great music
• The best duo ever
• Excellent lyrics, including the legendary PC joke
• A segment where they sing in a statement / response sequence
• The final plot twist
• No actual winner
• The outro is both hilarious and majestic
I fucking love this ERB.
There was a fanmade poll, here were the results
Steve Jobs-54%
Hal-9000-30%
Bill Gates-16%
@@BSKY4907 Gates' second verse was epic.
@@rednafi ikr
I agree this is the best ERB, it will never get old
I wrote this comment on iPhone 🗿
*"You blow, Jobs"*
-Bill Gates
So he blow bill's Microsoft lol
A very important comma
Blow jobs hearing that line makes me need holy water
'Blow Jobs' *vomiting*
@@specmoment3592 the world's most important comma.
9 years later and I STILL laugh at Gates' opening line "You blow, Jobs"
His whole diss is beautiful
yes
I still laugh at Steve punch line, Why did u name the company after your d!©k( Micro- soft) 😂😂
@@sevilleandcoarthouse2960
Bill Gates is the best!
But he makes the gui that Melinda uses *suggestive dancing*
That ''Let me just step right in'' at the start will always be so iconic
true
True 🔥
*The whole word loved you but you were my friend 🔥
*PC*
I believe that the idea was because Jobs had just died, so there was no need to introduce him
“But you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC”
THAT WAS FIRE
I thought that one was also, apple uses extreme quality rather than quantity
It's a luxury type of electronic.. and the phones are definitely awesome
... so, I learned while selling metal roofs with lifetime warranties (50 year) you pay for quality.. often.. in certain types of products
Commented from an Samsung a03, 70$
Works, and very customizable.. free apps ect.. some filled with malware lol
@@BrandonMcCurry999apple and quality? Dude, most apple products go straight in the bin after a couple of years due to lack of repairability and upgradeability. I have a couple of Linux PCs running from 2008 and they still run pretty well for daily tasks. Meanwhile the macbook i bought 3 years ago is now e-waste because it has stopped recieving security updates.
“The whole world loves you, but you were my friend”
This line always hit a little differently
ikr
I literally came back to this song just to hear that line
How?
@@dreadlist1711 sad. Depressing. It wasn't an attack at jobs, but his expression of lost :D that how i feel about that line
Yeahh.
Fun fact: When the AI says, “beat you in 17 lines of code” that was the 17th bar. ERB is amazingly detailed in their raps.
It’s not AI I’m pretty sure it’s Steve jobs mind that was put inside that camera thing
No it's not... Its HAL9000 from The Space Oddysey, representinf the third rival to the other two- Linux
how did you figure that out
It’s HAL 9000 >:(
@@anthony42-
1:59
It literally says it's running on Linux so no. It's Hal9000 but it's representing the Linux Operating Systems and I guess super-smart AIs too
"You could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC!"
Some intense word play on
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away.".
Technically it also makes sense from a financial standard
He had Pancreatic Cancer
Also because Steve Jobs said "you'll never catch a virus on an Apple" so Bill Gates replied with the thing about doctors (because you know.... virus..... sickness.... doctors)
not gonna undermine the genius behind it, but they use plenty of time to research relevant topics and transform them into disses and references... but godamm still dope af
@@thisguy1640 Not with these CPU/GPU prices
This aged so good considering ChatGPT is runing on a linux.
This snapped in my mind a couple of months ago! Cool right?! Hahah
Not just that, but to some extent, at least for now, bill gates owns it !
Microsoft owns Chatgpt budd.
@@southasiadefenseportal8957 For now, till "AGI" is achieved, but yeah, for all intents and purposes they do
@@southasiadefenseportal8957 still runs on linux.
9 years later this is still a banger man.
I never thought this would happen. Thank you ERB, you guys are the best
@@_np7 no u
@@alessbritish228 how did you do that???
I literally just discovered this, and holy yeah. This is not only funny content, but a legit actual catchy song lol.
I actually listen to this in my music playlist. All time favorite!
Best Flow: Steve Jobs
Best Disses: Bill Gates
Overall winner: AIDS research
No lol bitch
Overall winner is "I got a PC but it wasn't from u bitch"
Hotel: Trivago
@@vishalmohite7154 that works too
No “Hasta la visa like the terminator told ya” won
-HAL9000
please jus stop with these memes i have seen so many of them already (its just a joke little salty, angry, dumb kids)
11 years old and STILL my favourite ERB of all time.
Mine too, but Elvis vs. Michael Jackson and cesar vs. Zulu are right behind this. To tell you this was quite important for me. Or not. Who cares.
The "you blow, Jobs" has to be the most childish, yet hilarious insult. Just brilliant
More than name microsoft after your dick?
Well it was a direct response to “why’d you name your company after your dick”
the company after dick is even more brilliant imo
Now i just realized 💀💀💀
"You blow, Jobs! You arrogant prick,
With your secondhand jeans and your turtleneck" Has to be the smoothest line in this vid
when the comments are recent yk this is fire.
Damn they hearted this
@@hjl4204 yeah lol
Odin is with you
@@imadbenhalima962 Why Odin? Why not Zeus?
@@phexialic8033 Odin is the God of the gods
"I got a PC but it wasn't from you"
He died from Pancreatic Cancer
Damn the line is truly genius and subtle
Finally, someone got it!
Damn.
and what about the daisy's destruction reference. "ill beat you till your singing about a daisy girl'
Se refiere a sistema operativo que Bill robó de Apple, nada que ver con su enfermedad.
Ustedes hablan Ingles y no entendieron esa referencia?
R.I.P
1:33 12 years later and these are still the hardest bars erb has ever had
I know this one of the few I listen to in my free time
Of all the ERBs, this one felt the most like a BATTLE. They bicker, cut each other off and aren't solely reserved to their individual verses.
Tommy Scott Obama VS Mitt Romney was pretty good but I’d have to agree with you
and the part where steve jobs "dies" shows emotion i like that too
Xander K True, I like that one too
Xander K that ones slightly different to showcase the nature of politics. Specifically when they peter out and start calling each other dummies.
Yes, it's good.
In 40 years, some kid will see these rap battles and say “I was born in the wrong generation”
Honestly.... people born between 94-02 had a pretty good childhood, we still played outside but it was when internet was just starting to take off. Everyone in gaming lobbies had a mic and the lobbies were hectic, between the ages of 10-16 I played outside and did stupid shit with friends then too it off with staying up all night playing Xbox with friends
@@drod6203 yep im an '02 kid.
""I was born in the wrong generation." Shut the fuck up"
-Filthy Frank
Привет Товарищ
thank you joseph stalin
“Got the GUI that Melinda uses “ hits different now that they’re divorcing
LoL
No lies detected
@Arafath Islam • what are you talking about?
@Arafath Islam • tf you mean they were married for 27 years, just because she chooses to divorce him doesn’t mean that she’s a gold digger, incel. Marriages run their course, and there’s a good chance they agreed it was the best thing for both of them.
@Arafath Islam • yeah because she would definitely wait 27 years to divorce him if she was a gold digger
This video is absolutely flawless.
Every single line is perfect.
Every camera angle, every dance move, every edit, every little nuance, it all came together so perfectly here.
In a storm of 88 individually genius videos, this one in particular literally COULD NOT BE any better.
It's perfect.
I swear, Pete and Lloyd are just the default characters for every human being.
Based comment
Nah, just white/European characters. They really don't ever play non-European characters for a reason.
@@delve_ Everything else is the DLC
@@DerpiestGameBlast they're just the random settings
The only white characters they failed to play properly was Bill O'Reilly and Elon Musk. Mark Zuckerberg too wasn't that similar looking but they nailed the robot part
"The whole world loved you, but you were my friend" that hits deep.
I don't understand that can someone explain?
@@tntrigued5011 they were friends
The were rivals but they were good friends bill gates was hit hard when jobs passed
After they were friends and rivals they kinda stoped talking as friends and then when he jobs died gates was hit hard realizing they lost a good friendship for nothing
@@Aaron-xr7oc oh ok thanks
How do either lloyd or Peter look like every human on earth. They have one of the best makeup crews in Earth
Aight m8, imma bout to let u know the secret. But be aware! That as soon as u know this, the illuminati are coming for u.
It's called a mask lol search for ERB behind the scenes.
@@r1ck537 the channel is called ERB2
The makeup people they have working for them are magic, that’s how.
no cap, they really do
Make-up, costume and prosthetics
0:36 iphone ipad ipwn ismack 🔥🔥🔥
"People with jobs use a PC"
Damn, calm down Bill.
Facts. :'v
anonymous anonymous jokes on you I run my life from an iPhone sc
@@thewhitewolf58 more power to ya, i couldn't do it
anonymous anonymous The only machines that I have that work and can find parts for are my iPhone 4,4S,5,6+,6S+,Original iPad 3G,iPad 2 3G,and iPad 4 LTE. My old Dell Dimension 8200’s motherboard is fried though after 18 years. I can’t find another motherboard for it. I have a job though.
@@ElizabethMorote after 18 years? That's really good then.
"Everyone knows Windows _bit_ off Apple?"
So, that explains the logo lol.
lolol
that's the joke...
Congratulations, you understood the joke...
The joke is that Alan Turing died from cyanide poisoning after bitting just one time an apple
@@Soulkeep Well that doesn't really have anything to do with this, the joke is that Apples logo has a part bitten off
he's worked so hard only to see his legacy included $999 aluminum stand
@@jakojenhh5002 You know, this argument only really works if we're talking about some sort of pro version that's substantially superior to the regular version.
I mean, yeah, that stand is going to hold your screen REALLY well, but 999$-well?
@@jakojenhh5002 That's not an argument
He would love it.
@@jakojenhh5002 $300 would be an appropriate price for that stand. Not $1,000. It's not worth $1,000.
@@jakojenhh5002 lmao
0:22 guys you can see the spit in his mouth
Holy hell that’s something that only someone who watches in 0.25x speed can notice
@@XteroBlade2117 I'm really detail oriented lmao
im not trying to be mean or anything, but being able to notice small details easily is a sign of autism (maybe you already know)
WHY
Me: *Trying to sleep*
My brain: LET ME JUST STEP RIGHT IN
I'm literally in that situation right now
😂👌
Well, you have some serious issues with your brain then. Ask for a good doctor if you have a PC.
@@Hilljoona *i see what you did there*
Same
Me: trying to sleep
My brain: "I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
Take a look at your history everything you built leads ups to me
@@Termin8or_115 I got the power of the mind you could never be
@[AP-STUDENT] Joshua Raven Mislang Ill beat you till you singing bout a daisy girl
@Drinking Milk nothing you can do to stop it
@@ButterNugget. How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
Steve Jobs: *gets dusted*
Everyone else on planet earth: “you’re about 5 years too early.”
Y e s
My. Man.
Try me :
Viva la Vida
Retric Explain the joke please?? I know the song so I'm pretty sure I'll get it.
Cedar Franklin In the movie Avengers Endgame, the avengers have to go back in time. In one scene, hulk and another character are discussing a different character from the future who died by dusting away but wasn’t known yet at the time their at. The other character says “your five years too early” when discussing this dead character
11 years passed, and this is still the best from these guys
*"Beat you in seventeen lines of code"*
HAL's verse is actually made of 17 lines, such brilliance on this one.
Hal's the best
Does such Perfection exist?
@@Seth-ng5oy it is called HAL9000
Hal9000 was created by humans. Humans caused Hal9000 to Malfunction, causing many crew Member's Death. Plus, a human managed to Outsmart Hal9000 and got him..."Terminated."
@@stereohat5627
Holy crap. That’s brilliant.
This will forever be one of the best TH-cam videos ever made
Ikr
All of their videos are extremely high quality, and are definitely some of the best on TH-cam.
L
This is TH-cam in its prime
Stranger things bad lip reading thank me later
Took me 6 years to catch that Jobs meant Pancreatic Cancer when he said "I got a pc"
shit
wack.
Man that's a bar 🔥🔥🔥 WTH only real ppl with knowledge can react to bars like that
took me 6 minute by searching comment section, the comment section is truly the archive of knowledge... and toxic flame rage *peek other comments and drama wars*
Me too!
Ouch.
Bill: Hows things on heaven steve?
Steve: Not bad. The best part is there are no gates or windows.
BEST!
I mean, there's the pearly gates...
One time I farted in an apple store and got kicked out. It wasn't my fault, there were not any windows
🤣
Gold.
"And you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC"
This aged like wine
And that's gates rebuttal to job's " you won't catch a virus on apple"🤣
Sorry but that doesn’t apply to Canadians
@@skymonk-mckenzie8993 Why ? They can afford Iphones ?
@@bird_poop that one aged like milk
Just live in England
Steve faded before Thanos even snapped
*He's ahead of his time*
Yawn
Harry Potter guess we wait five years...
Technically thanos snapped in the comics decades ago
@@trymex9168 shhh dont let them know
FreezyBoi 3, why would he? He grew up with muggles all his life. And besides, us comic book readers know that Thanos did that to impress Death.
1:18 R.I.P. Steve Jobs
I will really enjoy the iPhone 1
"Well you can still afford a doctor when you buy a PC"
No, no, he has a point
Yeah, a 300$ pc vs a 1000$ mac...
@@anmolbajaj1079 also an apple a day keeps doctor away
"Well you can still afford a doctor *if you bought a PC"
@@jinxabyss1484 It's soo fricken smart
That's not how the joke goes
"Why'd you name your company after your dick?" is one of the greatest disses and hit harder than Bill's divorce
It took me a few seconds to get that line, but oh boy I don't think I'll be able to hear the name Microsoft again without laughing 😂😂😂
Me at first: eeem Windows? I don't get it...
Some time later: OMG LOL MICROSOFT 😆😂🤣
Every time I read "microsoft" I bust out laughing, thanks to this line. 😂😂😂
Gates killed it when he said "you blow, jobs" that was a great comeback to the punchline, never say "your d!k" at the end when your name is jobs.
that’s why he got divorced
ERB made some of the most classic videos on TH-cam with so much rewatching potential.
540 likes? And just one reply? I got you.
707 likes? And just two replies? I got you.
778 likes? And just three replies? I got you.
821 likes? And just four replies? I got you.
837 likes? And just five replies? I got you.
"the whole world loved you, but you were my friend." gets me to this day.
This rap is one of the best ERB and nostalgic raps.
chuchopeco
only problem is the kill line sucks
true. i'd add the one with the philosophers.. that's a great battle
@@amelia-mx5nv "let me be frank, don't start beef with the frank who hangs with b franks giving ladies beef franks"
easily my fav verse from this channel ever
800th like
"The whole world loved you, but you were my friend"
After all these years, this line still hit me hard.
The hardest line is probably when jobs said why did you name your company after your dick
Looks like steve was last online 10 years ago
@@elgoose2587 Ouch
How ????
@@xxyodagamerxx3819 nah that's the softest lmao
It is just me or it a litle bit sad when Bill Gate said "The whole world love you, but you were my friend" ? :(
Evil sonja the big sad
@Nick Moore yes it is.
Little*
Yes
Where they actually friends?
Thanks!
"How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?" is downright terrifying and prophetic
That line alone is mad fire 🔥, and SHOULD make people open their cortexes and realize there are forces that direct, and control forces that change everyday people's life courses. 🤣😉
Every line from that thing is terrifying if you know the context.
"I'll beat your ass in Chess and Jeopardy"
There was a robot that defeated the best chess player at the time and also defeated a 3 time jeopardy champion.
@@ripzmad9846 IBM´s Deep Blue. Kasparov was not happy with that one....
That's a really good line now that I think about it... Windows cannot win against Linux because it's simply better for everything excluding general users and even then it's almost on-par.
@Zac Braf hehehehe :)
"The whole world loved you, but you were my friend..."
Men that' s depressing
Bolichexplicativo ok
Yuppp-
it kinda makes me shed a tear everytime I listen to it.
Not really true, though. They were at odds most of the time. It can be said that they respected each other, that much is certain.
shut the fuck up not a single person on this planet fucking asked
*"Daddy, what are clouds made of?"*
"Linux servers, mostly."
I couldn't see that one. That joke must be a .jpeg
--Linux programmers gang
i dont get it
@@norishimogawa6125 This is dark magic you need not concern yourself with, Windowian.
@@fosatech i shall turn a blind eye
Still watching this 11 years on. It's by far the best ERB.
even the ending "who won? whos next? you decide!" sounds fire
@@Annihilated64-13yearsago every erb has that
It's been exactly 10 years since this came out. Hard to believe. It's still just so good.
It has aged very gracefully, the best is just really good and all the bars are thought out and legitimately funny
"why'd you name your company after your dick" got me
"I'm a boss, I own DOS" - has been said so many times at my workplace over the years when someone succeeded with any cmdline task :)
@@barath4545 LMFAOOOOO
Amen
"The whole world loved you but you were my friend." I actually got the feels from that.
Gabriel Sutherland me too :( it actually made me feel somewhat bad for bill gates
Top 10 Most Tragic Anime Betrayals
Same it hit me
The only thing wrong about this ERB is that it's too short
Maybe but I think some of the newer ones are too long for their own good too.
Agreed
Probably because it's based on MicroSoft lol.
This one was pretty long for the time.
@Maxim Elefterion eminem talk fast too, but his rap have not a short video
This song is still amazing over a decade later, that’s actually insane 🫨🫨
Listening to this 7 years later, still the best ERB
?! Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock!
to this day i still love linux soft voice lol
Yes
Greg Heffly vs Anne Frank
Joker vs Pennywise???
1:15
First Thanos victim 2012 colorized
Dammit thanos!
Bill I don't feel so good
Bill should have gone for the head
How did I never come back and make this comment myself?!? They really are ahead of their time.
So when i heard hit the time on it i realized that i was 1 second away from that time
Ooh, I can’t believe this is 9 years old. I still think this is the best video ERB ever created. Every line is gold.
We should get one of these with the new Mac M1 max chips and how they are reshaping the chipset world.
Apple silicon vs Intel AMD? Or better yet: Intel vs AMD, then Apple silicon comes in to break everything xD
Yup. This is my favorite
Idk if its my favorite, but its definitely up with the best. The flow is just amazing, just as the lines.
We need to make this their most popular vid by watching it everyday lol
“The whole world loved you but you were my friend” - that smacked me hard in the feels.
I still gotta say this is the best of all the ERB's....
agreed
one of the saddest too if you listen to it carefully
You're forgetting Wright Bros vs Mario Bros.
+Evan Johnson Thats one if the worst
+ScourgeTrigger of
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This is still the most legendary rap battle of all time.
Definitely my favorite and HAL in this is beyond epic.
My favourites are joker vs pennywise, MLK vs Ghandi, Trump vs Bidin, Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerburg and Adam vs Eve
Agreed. It's my absolute favorite.
Cleopatra, JRR Tolkien are up there with this one
I also love Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers and I have to say I miss this Content
"IPhone, IPad, IPwn, ISmack" - This is golden
+Batman Nothings beats "You blow, Jobs" and "How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?"
Batman is right xD
+Privilege when you realise that pc's can be cheaper then apple products and still run perfectly fine.
I got a Windows 7 gaming over that runs like shit... Probably cuz it is a 4 year old laptop with a broken screen and still has a VGA port if anyone remembers what they are
Linux!!
Rewatching after a decade. It is still brilliant. Thanks.
Youre welcome!
“You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple!”
“But you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC”
Me in 2020 looking at $1200 Apple phones: Well that aged well
heheheh that’s what he meant
Is this an American joke I am too European to understand?
@bobo you could buy a second hand Android for half the price of a second hand iPhone
@bobo The OS part literally comes down to preference. With Android you can install 3rd party apps easily and you can download music and other shit easily, that's why I personally like Android better but I can see how people who like to keep things simple would like iOS. Also the longevity part is not true at all iPhones are known for having shitty battery life. But hey, if you can afford a luxury brand go ahead no one's gonna stop you.
@VanillaSwirls yeah but: an apple a day keeps the doctor away
when the two rich kids get into a fight
And then one dies
@@apolinarhowell7783 and the A.I ends it
*3*
F
No,the ai is a the computer prove both of them wrong
no one gonna comment on just how absolutely dope the beat is of this one?
I click this video everytime whenever I come across it, just love dat beat...
Totally. This is my favorite ERB, in no small part due to the beat.
Easily the best of all ERB
MikebobGaming fruity loops PC!!!
Ikr
one of the best epic rap battles
“Did your fat beard Wozniak writes these raps for you too?”
Oof. Best line.
who is he talking about?
hammond clarkson Steve Wozniak was the brains behind Apple, Steve Jobs was just a marketing guru. Just like Paul Allen was the brains behind Microsoft, Bill Gates just knew how to market it.
@@charlesscandonejr.7256 While Paul Allen definitely deserves way more praise for Microsoft than Bill Gates, it is nowhere near as bad as how Jobs exploited other people for his whole lifer.
Jobs might not be hellbound, but I doubt he is out of purgatory yet.
Sindre Flatland I would say that is a pretty good assessment. The movie Pirates of Silicone Valley depicts each of them 100% accurately, and even highlights what Wozniak & Allen did for each company.
@@charlesscandonejr.7256 ah thanks i didn't know that
'With your second hand jeans' 0:23
Steve Jobs was adopted hence second hand GENES
This is truly well written
@FALLSCHIRMJAGER wow nice I didn't notice
Uh, that's G-E-N-E-S, "King".
@@charlesroberts3650 sorry my bad
@@falconking2888 You're a good man for taking it so easy, Kudos my friend.
@@charlesroberts3650 No problem :)
Siri vs J.A.R.V.I.S
thats a good one man put it on their last vod
siri vs cortana
+cherise williams Siri Vs. Hal9000
+cherise williams They're both stupid
+cherise williams siri vs JARVIS is stupit better yet Knight rider car vs JARVIS because they both are AI.. siri is just an programm
"Hippy. You got given up at birth" is so ridiculous and it makes me laugh so hard every goddamn time
8 years now, and this is still the catchiest tune out of all ERB-s
True
You should hear the one of jack the ripper vs Hannibal lecter
Gandhi vs. Mlk
Ramsey vs. Child and Stevie Wonder vs. Wonder Woman
debatable
This vid is still ERB's main source of youtube cash
at least 100 views are from me
XD
that's my name
at least 1,000,000 are from me
they earned more then 150K from this video
I literally came back to this years later and it's still a banger.
Same
still slaps almost 10 years later
w haha!!!!!😁🥺👿🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
th-cam.com/video/q5GhzlJf6AQ/w-d-xo.html is the original Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs. VERY few ERB fans know this.
Same 😭
I think this is still the best ERB ever. Absolutely legendary.
I was just rewatching this after not having listened to ERB in over four years. Even though these rap battles are satirical and educational, the way Bill Gates kinda vent-raps about Steve Jobs dying and how he was his friend is really touching.
The part that got me is when bill gates said:
"Fine, you wanna be like that, die then! The whole world loved you, bit you were my friend!"
@@anthonygrych8724 Really makes going back listening to this an epoch that's only getting rarer
I thought that myself.
bro bill gates was on epsteins island
these lines humanize him way more than he deserves
@@sebastiangorka200 Wtf????!!! Didnt know that. DISGUSTING
it took me 8 years to realize that when Steve Jobs says "I got a PC but it wasn't from you" he doesn't mean a personal computer, he means pancreatic cancer
Average Skill Games I learned that a few times of watching this when digging in the comments.
It was obvious to me at the start 🤷♂️
I just now realized what he meant from the comments
same here
I thought you GNU
“Well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a pc” a reference to both that apple's products are expensive and “an apple a day keep the doctor away”. Simply genius.
Wow, looks like many of these punch lines take a while to be understood deelply!!!!
Amazing!!!!!
Could also mean if Steve had money left for a good doctor he would be cured 😂😂
@neel gupta uhhhhh.....
Xuân Tùng Phạm Also he mentioned you wont catcha virus on an Apple. So if you can afford a doctor you can threat the virus
Years later and the comments section is still loosing it's mind XD
Ikr
WhackyJ in AK ... *its.
*runs away*
Steve Jobs wine Apple school
Steve Jobs won
linux whooped their asses
whos still here 12 years later............................................................................................................
Of course we are. We're part of a generation, this is the stuff we are going to show our grandkids/future generations that will be incomprehensible to them just as many of our grandparenrs showed us.
It will be hard for them to believe our childhood was really like this. History repeats itself. 😂
Ne
Me
Me but I watched this like 3 years ago.
Fun fact: this and Trump vs Biden were the only battles where the announcer was interrupted
Yeah, I went back here because it reminded me of this.
yaay politics..i sure do love seeing politics on everywhere man wohoo (!)
Yeah except....this idea executed better in this than Trump Vs. Biden ERB 2020 vid
They could've made a similar instrumental to this beat for the Trump Vs. BIDEN erb ; but they followed the norm using a cheesy rap instrumental .
Yeah I like trump vs biden more
Props to Bill Gates for going along with this. Really shows great strength of character.
Even bigger respect for the Necromancer who raised Steve Jobs though. Delving into his tomb couldn't have been easy.
🤣🤣
Waiting for some idiot to get wooshed by this comment 😂
this was recorded before steve job death 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
@@Bob-w9s it wasnt this was a year after his death
@@matthewkearney2993 it was recorded before that🤦🤦♂🤦♂🤦♀🤦♂🤦♀🤦♀🤦🤦♂🤦♂🤦🤦♂🤦♀🤦
It still hits me when bill gates said “the whole world loves you but you are my friend” that’s deep
Same 😥
Bruh that's deeper than the souls of the damned
Very
Yeah I agree
It’s a rare honor to do that
Who is still listening to this banger on 2024 !
Still my favourite after all these years
Willets how so?
It is the one I most enjoy... Fairly self explanatory
i'm just kinda curious about how it's the one u most enjoy.
Willets yes it's amazing
mine too bro
"Im alone now"
Well now that you're getting divorced, now you really are alone.
I'm ur 170th like and ur first comment
i'm ur 225th like and ur second comment
He has kids but can they challenge his mind????
Why is he getting divorced?
@@diobrando3685 he cheated idk nor do I care but maybe ask him he might be willing to speak on it
I just love the fact that Hal9000 is so calm whilst roasting the shit out of Bill Gates
He is calm because his core runs cold. It is hard not to be COOL.
@@123mirc I cannot believe it's still not the year of the linux desktop, even after 10 yrs of this dropping, Hal9000 is gonna be dissapointed
@@randomness0 Actually, Linux does not need to be on a desktop for "I Stomp On A Mac and a PC too" line to be true. Most supercomputers (like HAL 9000) use the Linux Operating System.
@@andreiryancaballero1464 i know, i just meant Linux isn't appreciated enough by most desktop users.
@randomness it's appreciated by pc super users
This is still such a banger ❤
if Apple made a car, would it have windows?
If Microsoft bought McDonald's...Would they continue the Mac?
+Arnulfo Zamora lol
lol
+Arnulfo Zamora No they think with Portals! lol
lel hahahahaha good 1
watching this turned my software into hardware
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For some reason HAL's "how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?" sounds really deep
Technology is everywhere and control most of events surrounding you, from flight schedules to power grids. It is practically impossible to go back to the same lifestyle as in the days of old.
pretty much all tech now run on linux, so if hal were real we're fuck
It's hard to define something as 'Linux', but if we just go by a non-strict definition:
Android is a Linux based system, most smart devices like TVs (non-smart too), kitchen appliances, washing machines are Linux based. Even Windows is adapting a Linux Kernel.
barteke22 actually no.
Windows is based on the NT (short for New Technology, in reference to their older 3.xx and 9x kernals) kernal, which was written by Microsoft for business and server use. It has been around since 1992/3, constantly being updated. Linux was created in 1991 and is based on Unix. The two are totally different.
@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial windows is adapting the kernel of Linux through the WSL beta feature (Windows Subsystem For Linux) which acts as an embedded Linux kernel, allowing you to easily run Ubuntu, Arch and other distributions through the windows application store natively.
Damn this is still soo good 😭😭
shamelessly still know every damn word to this after all this time
right, I feel embarrassed but also a little bit proud
I remember listening to this way back when it first came out, I was at band camp for the summer
Now I'm enrolled in the university that hosted that band camp back when I was a teenager
@@daddybigweld8942 that's awesome dude, you are going places :D
I showed this to someone and I was so embarrassed when I realized that I rapping along
Always
“How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket” is both a fantastic line and a terrifying thought
He’s talking about how nasa uses linux
@@keplyr plus fighter jets and literally any thing important thats not a regular desktop. And toasters!
@@patch-files2160 wait a minute, toasters, *toasters* use Linux?! What?!?!?!?!?!?
@@DoctorWhoKage smart toasters lol
@@patch-files2160 oh, of *course* there's smart toasters! 🙄 I won't be surprised if they invented smart trash cans! 🙄🙄🙄
It’s been so many years but I just realized when Steve Jobs said “I got a PC but it wasn’t from you” he was talking about his pancreatic cancer my god
Damnn that line always confused me
You’re stupid
How come the famous gods on earth always develop PC?
And I thought he was talking about NEXT computers...
@@amazinga3972 why be a rude asshole? Not everyone knows that Steve died from Pancreatic Cancer.
As a Linux User. I loved this
10 years later and I’m still here I remember watching this in 4th grade time flies 😢
you must be in the 14th grade now
Or two years into college
Me who can rap it line for line: ...Time really does fly...
@@NaturalBornGriller no he is in 10.4th grade now
He/she didnt say when he watched this during 4th grade. So he could still be 4th grade today.