JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

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  • @dropout
    @dropout  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8071

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  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7373

    “Pulling this shit with this government, we’d be all better off committing *war crimes* than this level of copyright infringement” hahahaha it’s funny because it’s true

    • @selalewow
      @selalewow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Sadly no, Trump backpedaled because there were a handful of vaping protestors at a rally so he cancelled the ban.
      *sigh*
      Welcome to America.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yep, those poor people making poison for kids. Who’s going to take care of them?

    • @jungkooks_microwavephobia
      @jungkooks_microwavephobia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      *Nazi scientists have entered the chat*

    • @grubalaboocreosote4774
      @grubalaboocreosote4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Noticing the other people who replied don't realize that Trump is serving pardons to convicted war criminals.

    • @jojov5344
      @jojov5344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Selale Z well the ban was stupid to begin with the illness was caused by thc cart usage literally enforce the current laws and were good all the illnesses were from underaged users either vaping carts or Juuls both are shit but we need to leave regular nicotine vaping that’s on things that aren’t Juul alone like I’m a legal adult if I can die in a war go into debt and pay taxes my choice to huff mango Mai tai through a hot stick should not be infringed because Timmy and the local gas station owner don’t follow the rules about being 18 to use and buy these products sooo yea

  • @jakethespoopycat
    @jakethespoopycat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8447

    “What would Minecraft taste like?”
    “It tastes e a r t h y”

    • @423adriana
      @423adriana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      *E A R T H Y*

    • @frostytheiceberg1127
      @frostytheiceberg1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Goddammit where's my andesite house at jake?!

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tastes like alphabet blocks

    • @LiamStorer
      @LiamStorer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tastes like punching trees

    • @mothlastname2413
      @mothlastname2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn’t add anything be original

  • @oceanman4166
    @oceanman4166 ปีที่แล้ว +11276

    The funniest part of this is that it implies that a CEO of a nicotine company actually cares about children using their products and is upset for any reason other than bad reputation

    • @ultraliskbuilder5831
      @ultraliskbuilder5831 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      I mean the real Juul guy did.... So..... The joke is on us?

    • @oceanman4166
      @oceanman4166 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@ultraliskbuilder5831 Wait, really? That feels new

    • @__-nd5qi
      @__-nd5qi ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@oceanman4166ye the og dude wanted Juul to be the off-ramp for people trying to quit real cigarettes

    • @Zealant
      @Zealant ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@__-nd5qi that’s not true, they specifically said they have no interest in being a cessation aid for smoking. Idk that it’s the same head person but he was one at some point.

    • @__-nd5qi
      @__-nd5qi ปีที่แล้ว +111

      ​@@Zealant i know they changed heads a few years back

  • @Florkl
    @Florkl ปีที่แล้ว +2016

    The smugness with which the guy says, “Adult. Backpack.” And how confidently Brennan says, “You’re never walking again.” Just kills me

    • @jt3948
      @jt3948 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@johnw9771 adult backpack

    • @peachibread1983
      @peachibread1983 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I know he ended up with a black eye but we never hear from smug guy for the rest of the video so I'd like to think the CEO still won

    • @maddengames4438
      @maddengames4438 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@peachibread1983the fact he only came out of it with a bruise shows he did

    • @terrifictortoise5602
      @terrifictortoise5602 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      WHAT’RE YOU DOI-!?

    • @Lars-bg1gy
      @Lars-bg1gy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      As an adult, I’d unironically use that backpack

  • @Jackie89000
    @Jackie89000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9953

    "That's a child."
    "Technically he's 475 years old."
    Hentai summarized

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!?!??!
      you know if you were several hundred years old and you could look as young as you wanted, why would you choose to look like an underage lolli instead of you in your prime?

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@liamdalemon1525 Maybe them in their prime was an underaged loli. Puberty does some things to some people yall

    • @connordziadul6048
      @connordziadul6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I can confirm

    • @theabyssofjin3372
      @theabyssofjin3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@liamdalemon1525 cuz flat chested adult woman with mature behaviour and thinking is secsi.
      Have you seen Shuten Douji FGO??? She's secsi

    • @CubularCreeper
      @CubularCreeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      CaTastrophy427 Oh shit they're still somewhat innocent, nobody introduce them to shota/trap!

  • @roberttrotter557
    @roberttrotter557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2902

    His poor guy, he can’t own a single successful business

    • @gran9773
      @gran9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Is it his fault? Are his coworkers simply too... mad? Idiotic? Insane? Stupid? Breinless? What fits the most i wonder....

    • @shadowcarthage
      @shadowcarthage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gran9773 Yes

    • @jamariirobinson725
      @jamariirobinson725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They're all successful. They just one day become unsuccessful.

    • @AnyssaBall
      @AnyssaBall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He even has to keep changing his name

    • @JoseMendoza-JAM
      @JoseMendoza-JAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tumblr was good he the one who fucked up

  • @HAVIN_aBLAST
    @HAVIN_aBLAST ปีที่แล้ว +2489

    the excited face he makes when he hears about a genuinly good idea to then see the horrible execution that's sure to backfire. Absolutely priceless

    • @anunknownentity5070
      @anunknownentity5070 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s my favourite part of the video

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      "Save up your allowance for Juul Pods!" I was absolutely rolling

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      His face when he saw the poster for their show is everything 🤣

  • @jau5652
    @jau5652 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    "technically he's 475 years old" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?" is what I ask myself everytime I watch fantasy anime 😭

    • @technicalmachine1671
      @technicalmachine1671 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But that's why you watch it

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Just once I'd like to watch an anime were everyone looked their age

    • @amdrewgamer
      @amdrewgamer ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@technicalmachine1671 what...

    • @funnylittlecreature
      @funnylittlecreature ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@technicalmachine1671 why *you* watch it, maybe...

    • @gonoroad2160
      @gonoroad2160 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@technicalmachine1671 I don't want to assume things about you, but not just for legal reasons, you should prob state that this is a joke. Looking at drawings of literal children, that by lore are really old witches and then making highly sexual scenes about them, is really questionable. I would also like to add, that I find it even more questionable, how often I talk with people about this, but you really sound, look and feel like a pedophile, if you were to talk about thinking certain characters being attractive to you, as I have often times heard before, about characters such as Zoe, from League of Legends.

  • @gretchenlemmond9645
    @gretchenlemmond9645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9660

    Ah yes, my favorite juul flavor- Minecraft

    • @example5237
      @example5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      oatmeal juul flavor

    • @tr0m
      @tr0m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      o f c o u r s e

    • @arlan9203
      @arlan9203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Worms The next one is the taste of drûgś

    • @example5237
      @example5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@arlan9203 yumm drugs

    • @michanforever
      @michanforever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ahh love that earthy taste...

  • @michaelsanchez3251
    @michaelsanchez3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7583

    "We'd be better off committing WAR CRIMES, than this level of copy right infringement!"
    Favorite line, by far.

    • @Kalleron
      @Kalleron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Nintendo is so savage 0_0

    • @pavlikshimko7940
      @pavlikshimko7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      same thing for playing copyright music for 0.1 seconds

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He's not wrong I mean Pokemon is brutal in court.

    • @evilordoftheinternet4116
      @evilordoftheinternet4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The_Grim _Gamer Nintendo is gonna bust some kneecaps.

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@the_grim_gamer3039 not only that but the US is actively ignoring (read: not recognizing the authority of and obstructing the judgement of) international courts that judge warcrimes so you're literally better off committing war crimes.

  • @lolmanbob123
    @lolmanbob123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2967

    Having the CEOs be the voice of reason in companies gone mad instead of the usual "CEO is the villain mastermind" is what sets this series apart and I am HERE for it.

    • @lughbrazil6365
      @lughbrazil6365 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This guy CEO posting

    • @GBS4893
      @GBS4893 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Satyre though, it's still the same idea. He even says looking the camera straight up in the eye: "We're monsters."

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Except for the venmo one.

  • @WizzardJC
    @WizzardJC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    "save up your allowance for juul pods!" in that happy little voice nearly killed me as I was eating a burrito, i laughed, accidentally inhaled hot sauce, and nearly choked laughing 😂

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I refuse to believe there aren't at least five outtakes of Brennan losing it at that scene

    • @thorskjelver8564
      @thorskjelver8564 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just know that your legacy lives on. I did the exact same thing

  • @BossByGamer
    @BossByGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11973

    “Save your allowance for Juul pods”
    I died

    • @timethunder4820
      @timethunder4820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      So did the kids

    • @theboys1079
      @theboys1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      See I probably would have to but when you just quote the video it’s a spoiler and I didn’t laugh bc it was old news so thanks you friend

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ​@@theboys1079 Can't blame him. The comment section is for talking about the video so dipping into the comments before finishing the video automatically makes you prone to spoilers.

    • @DeepFriedOreoOffline
      @DeepFriedOreoOffline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@theboys1079 Dude, reading the comments before finishing a video is like reading the guide book before beating a game. I don't mean to blame the victim, but...
      Also, it's too.

    • @porterwilbourn9635
      @porterwilbourn9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @Medbread
    @Medbread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    When he said "why just inhale juul when you can wear it too" I really thought he was gonna say "Introducing Juulry"

    • @matthewdykeman8149
      @matthewdykeman8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      And make it a ring pop.

    • @woolfieMcP
      @woolfieMcP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      OPEN UP, IT'S THE PUN POLICE

    • @scuevas1
      @scuevas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Juulry already exists thanks to chinese companies lol

    • @oxksie
      @oxksie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ACCEPT YOUR PUN-ISHMENT

    • @ramskam
      @ramskam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @colinhildebrand9837
    @colinhildebrand9837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    Oh God.
    It's the only censored CEO sketch.
    Because they're MARKETING TO CHILDREN-

    • @shadeofsound23
      @shadeofsound23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Ohmygod I can't unhear it now

    • @tommyfroggyy_
      @tommyfroggyy_ ปีที่แล้ว +80

      PFFT WAIT I DIDNT NOTICE

    • @futuza
      @futuza ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hahaha just noticed

    • @drummerrck
      @drummerrck 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I was JUST asking myself why this one's edited. That's amazing.

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

  • @karma_monkey
    @karma_monkey 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    I shared this with coworkers and now "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!" is a constant saying in our office.

  • @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594
    @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9240

    “WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF COMMITTING WAR CRIMES THAN THIS LEVEL OF COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT” it’s so true i hurt myself laughing

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      At least with war crimes it’s harder to be convicted

    • @johntapp7980
      @johntapp7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So true

    • @JoshKeatonFan
      @JoshKeatonFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Yep, Pokémon is owned by Nintendo and they sue people as there side job just for fun!

    • @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594
      @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      JoshKeatonFan listen those heathens used .01 seconds of music that sounded sorta like the music that sounds when you cross that one bridge in the secret part of ORAS that was never released, they had it coming and deserved the 1.7 million dollar fine. Honestly it’s good that scum like that are in prison

    • @chrism4403
      @chrism4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JoshKeatonFan *their

  • @joseangelrodriguezpolanco634
    @joseangelrodriguezpolanco634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5849

    "We'll be better committing war crimes than this level of copyright infringement" killed me 😂

    • @kalibbailey6219
      @kalibbailey6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'd give you an upvote but "nice"

    • @bob778_6
      @bob778_6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Nintendo copyright is no joke just look at what happened to those Emulator people last year or Soldier boy this year.

    • @leahsander5490
      @leahsander5490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I mean, war crimes aren't even a crime in the US. Never punished any of their war criminals. You're better off committing war crimes in the US than jaywalking.

    • @TwoAndEightBorders
      @TwoAndEightBorders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@leahsander5490 Sad but true

    • @numberoneappgames
      @numberoneappgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      true do

  • @Pineapple-hx9ty
    @Pineapple-hx9ty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I love how after the child backpack incident the only thing the CEO walks back with is a moderately damaged eye.
    This man knows how to kill.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I took it as he got his ass kicked

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@olliegoria you do not walk away with only a singular black eye from an "ass kicking"

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Pineapple-hx9ty look idk what their makeup department is and isnt capable of, but the black eye and sour look on his face tells me he lost that fight

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@olliegoria the sour look on his face is from being the ceo of a shithole lol

    • @dragonfire5000
      @dragonfire5000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@olliegoria Notice how the "Adult Backpack" guy doesn't say anything else for the rest of the video?
      CEO walked away with a black eye. "Adult Backpack Guy" isn't walking ever again.

  • @tuptastic304
    @tuptastic304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "because bottom line, that's what children are" is such a genius line oh my god

    • @AshMenon
      @AshMenon ปีที่แล้ว +18

      holy shit I just got that. That's amazing.

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It took me a solid 10 seconds of reading this to realize the underlying joke oml

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can someone explain it pls

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@idotn8752 "bottom lining" is a euphimism for someone dying as it is referring to heart beat monitors going from an up and down motion to a flat one. So the line can be also taken as "dead, that's what children are"

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@icegod4849 thanks

  • @shadownerd9701
    @shadownerd9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3138

    TH-cam: Don't Market to kids
    College Humor: That sounds like a skit!
    TH-cam: ....

    • @vermorn
      @vermorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we need to push this to the top comment

    • @syntaxed4365
      @syntaxed4365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      College Humor would never say skit.

    • @abigailrivera675
      @abigailrivera675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      COPPA 😭😂

    • @rbdm-bc6oq
      @rbdm-bc6oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So damn true

    • @lampuhijau9900
      @lampuhijau9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      42.000 $ fine

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3073

    “Actually he’s 475 years old.”
    “THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!”
    All of Japan feels attacked right now.

    • @shaoran1026
      @shaoran1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      As if they give a damn. They'd more likely to flood the market even more just out of spite. 😂

    • @doot9695
      @doot9695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shaoran1026 I know

    • @paperclip9558
      @paperclip9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      lmao japan is a pedo nest.

    • @NikoTheNerd
      @NikoTheNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      all eyes on you lolicons

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@NikoTheNerd better animated than live-action

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "That's a CHILD"
    "Technically they're (insert an absurd age definitely not humanly possible)"
    "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW THEM THAT WAY?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING BEDROOM EYES?!"
    Anime be like...

  • @captaincrispy2184
    @captaincrispy2184 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    My favourite line from this will always be "Your child took it to school my accident?!" 2:25
    The delivery on this is just perfect.

  • @defender2222
    @defender2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3270

    "Why are they making bedroom eyes"
    I just know that wasn't in the script.

    • @hiti6753
      @hiti6753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      100% a Brennan ad-lib.

    • @XHackManiacX
      @XHackManiacX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I must admit (ooh) I'm not surprised...

  • @zM00Nx
    @zM00Nx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "I have never seen blue raspberry marketed to anyone over the age of 10"
    The Alcohol industry : *nervous sweating*

    • @meghanhenderson6682
      @meghanhenderson6682 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I liked blue raspberry because it turned my tongue blue. What's the point of it as...just a flavor?

  • @ezekielbaskerville2710
    @ezekielbaskerville2710 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love how the cameraman knows his kid took the Juul lunchbox and *still* doesn't see the issue is so on brand for companies I'm left wheezing.

    • @ibrahimalee23
      @ibrahimalee23 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cameraman is so braindead that it hurts lol

    • @tommyliu7020
      @tommyliu7020 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I thought you’re left wheezing because of Juul products 😂

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@tommyliu7020 Nah, I'm an adult, so I'm _clearly_ not Juul's target demographic.

  • @Cheapvideos
    @Cheapvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3893

    People: THATS A CHILD
    hentai artist: Technically, he’s 475 years old
    People: Then why did you draw him like this

    • @soarel325
      @soarel325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I don’t know, why do furry artists draw animal-like characters?

    • @martinooo420
      @martinooo420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Soarel because they are outcasted members of society that’s why

    • @joshmorris5284
      @joshmorris5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@martinooo420 "outcasted members of society" people who wear fur-suits aren't outcasted members of society, they're mentally ill.

    • @fargonianproductions2767
      @fargonianproductions2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Josh Morris they are not mentally ill, they just have different interests

    • @adt4864
      @adt4864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fargonianproductions2767 they are a bit pushy tho.

  • @sarahvishevnik5940
    @sarahvishevnik5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27805

    The CEO series is a comedic goldmine.

    • @murathanbalik
      @murathanbalik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      👌

    • @intelxio
      @intelxio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ITS THE BEST SERIES

    • @dedshade
      @dedshade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It really is

    • @JO19pLuMbUm94HN
      @JO19pLuMbUm94HN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Objectively correct

    • @RicheBright
      @RicheBright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You speak truth. I think the MoviePass one was my favorite.

  • @camloch
    @camloch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    This series is an excuse for Brennan to freak out occasionally and I *love* it.

    • @panpolypuff
      @panpolypuff 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This comment belongs on several Game Changer episodes too 😂

  • @nuxxexe3968
    @nuxxexe3968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Update: the FDA ordered Juul off the market today 😂

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "On June 23, 2022, the FDA denied authorization for Juul to continue selling its products in the United States, and issued Marketing Denial Orders (MDOs) banning any further marketing or sale of the products effective immediately.[20][21] That order was blocked by the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington, D.C. the next day.[22]"

    • @ComradeSlice
      @ComradeSlice ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn. Right after I saved up my allowance for Juul pods!!

    • @Woodsnat
      @Woodsnat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@columbus8myhw unfortunate, but even if it passed kids would probably switch to cigarettes

  • @dalton7625
    @dalton7625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7228

    *puts on backpack*
    “LOOK AT ME... AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID”
    “adult... back...pack”
    “you’re never walking again”

    • @GenuineBronxite
      @GenuineBronxite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      3:56

    • @Africa41
      @Africa41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Then he got beat

    • @Livestreamlurker
      @Livestreamlurker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @quality content_lol16 It's bless the rains. Not miss the rains

    • @randomperson-kv5nx
      @randomperson-kv5nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "What are you doing?"

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@direwolffrost9220 just because he got punched back doesnt mean he lost the fight

  • @0ctopusComp1etely
    @0ctopusComp1etely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2219

    "There's a CHILD!"
    "Technically, he's 475 years old!"
    I died. Too accurate.

    • @fuzzyllama451
      @fuzzyllama451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@metalfaust19 .
      Kanna looks 5 but is ~500 years old - from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
      Raphtalia looks ~20 but is 10 years old - from The Rising of the Shield Hero
      Stiyl Magnus looks 30 but is 14 years - old from A Certain Magical Index
      Also Ash from Pokemon is still 10 years old last i checked

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ugh sudden flashbacks to *trying* to read Negima, gods that was horribly written

    • @Canido19
      @Canido19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fuzzyllama451 I have ultimately learned 2 major lessons from anime: 1) 1st impressions are bullshit; 2) context is always important.

    • @jennbaker6964
      @jennbaker6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      0ctopusComp1etely THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

    • @meatvortexgaming7134
      @meatvortexgaming7134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anime be like

  • @DesertKitsune
    @DesertKitsune ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Brennan's shriek of, "Look at me and say what you said!" gets me every time. 😂

    • @disneylover6408
      @disneylover6408 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Also the "You're never walking again!" Is priceless 🤣 😂😂

  • @wojteklenartowicz8436
    @wojteklenartowicz8436 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    - You're never walking again!
    - What are you do-
    It was so perfect. The cut, the delivery, Brennan's quick walk to the poor soul behind the camera. I was laughing for 10 minutes straight.
    Keep up the good work, gang.

  • @kilometerbob2662
    @kilometerbob2662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2494

    "This is a child"
    "Actually hes 475 years old"

    • @teadealer6706
      @teadealer6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      a classic

    • @Mc47Fan
      @Mc47Fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And yet the worst argument people pull up when trying to point fingers at others to call them pedophiles or something

    • @nalyddoow9295
      @nalyddoow9295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Mc47Fan "bruh its just a drawing"

    • @dan-rk7yx
      @dan-rk7yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Every anime dudebro

    • @jpg3306
      @jpg3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

  • @clapflamer6962
    @clapflamer6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6640

    “Oh this actually isn’t that bad...”
    “Save your allowance for Juul pods!”

    • @asaprutvz
      @asaprutvz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      “We’re monsters.”

    • @ariz1516
      @ariz1516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Brennan's thoughts: "We're f*cked"

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You are my hero. No matter how many times I’ve watched this video, which is a lot, I could never catch what it said lol

    • @elweewee
      @elweewee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      4:46

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that part was my favorite

  • @mrhelitosis7564
    @mrhelitosis7564 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    If that “Just Juul” show actually existed, a mental institution would have a field day trying to cure Saberspark.

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrong it’s not furry porn

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Uh oh. What Saber been up to?

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@pryingeyes1551Do you see the brain rotting stuff he has to watch? He sacrifices his sanity for us.

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He didn't say "I will break your legs." like it was a threat.
    He said "you are never walking again." like it was already a fact.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then it cuts to him with a black eye. I guess it didn't go well for him.

    • @meghanhenderson6682
      @meghanhenderson6682 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Blasted2Oblivion It cuts back to him with ONLY a black eye, and the other guy is never heard again. There's a clear winner.

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17509

    I really like this character of a CEO who is a morally-sound person deep down, but is woefully inept at his job in overseeing his own company that's spiraling out of control.

    • @tunkiyo
      @tunkiyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      I feel like this character and the Tumblr character are perfect representations of the irl CEOs XD

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      It's the "one sane man in a world of crazy people"

    • @joshuacarroll1758
      @joshuacarroll1758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same lol

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah. Say what you will, but he has good moral fiber.

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      A ceo having morals is an impossible contradiction.

  • @AGothNamedWednessday
    @AGothNamedWednessday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7102

    Brennan's ability to react to something in character like it's genuinely the first time he's seeing it is so amazing

    • @jerrywoods9958
      @jerrywoods9958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's because it is. You can't get this gold otherwise.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@jerrywoods9958 Nah, m8. That's what we call acting.

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@jerrywoods9958 if you sincerely believe that they got all this on the first take, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you lol

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Kelarys They get like 30-60 minutes of half-improvised footage (of which 90% is obviously very funny because it's Brennan, cmon) and then they show the 5 best minutes.

    • @madeline_from_celeste_real
      @madeline_from_celeste_real 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wait, he isn’t the ceo of JUUL?

  • @cryo311old
    @cryo311old 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “That’s a child!”
    “Technically, he’s 475 years old”
    “Then why did you draw him like this?!”

  • @Jake-rs9nq
    @Jake-rs9nq ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Because 'bottom line', THAT'S what children are... *our* future."
    Beautiful writing

  • @TheFallacy357
    @TheFallacy357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7700

    The matter of fact way the cameraman says Adult backpack is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen

    • @christianobrien4736
      @christianobrien4736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Adult batpat

    • @SCUL-E
      @SCUL-E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I liked how he said "Technically, he is 476 years old."

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Packpack.

    • @chasbianco142
      @chasbianco142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Adelt bekpek?

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@chasbianco142 In America, YOU wear adelt bekpek. In Soviet Russia, adelt bekpek wears YOU.

  • @gEtar87
    @gEtar87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8498

    The fact that he recalled the colors of the power rangers is the best part of this skit

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      he forgot about white ranger

    • @kokirij0167
      @kokirij0167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 That’s the green ranger tho. Same person, different suit

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The colors depend on the continuity

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 Colors usually depend on what Ranger Continuity it is, sometimes Green becomes White, Pink becomes Purple or Black and etc etc. The only colors that don't change is Red Yellow and Blue

    • @jiado6893
      @jiado6893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That lunchbox and backpack had serious 90s energy.

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I absolutely love the glee in Brennans face as he was proven right by the kid taking the "juul carrying case" to school on accident. xD

  • @fjrapper436
    @fjrapper436 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Save up your allowance for Juul pods" I'm freaking dead

  • @Inkwell_Music
    @Inkwell_Music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2872

    He unironically has a really nice relaxing voice when when gets real quiet

    • @averygoodboi8200
      @averygoodboi8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I wouldn’t mind an ASMR video by him on the channel as a joke, sort of like the other ASMR video they did, but he yells half the time

    • @titocristobal5573
      @titocristobal5573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why he's CEO. I mean, that's all you need, right?

    • @jackadamsdaniels6719
      @jackadamsdaniels6719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ASMR baby 👶

    • @helpingtheworld5019
      @helpingtheworld5019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I rewatched him saying the colors on the lunchbox because his voice actually was very soothing there

  • @Calvin-wm2rg
    @Calvin-wm2rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    Technically, he's 475 years old killed me lol glad they acknowledge that Ash is an immortal ten year old

    • @mrfantasticyellow2471
      @mrfantasticyellow2471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right? Haha this sketch was hilarious

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "It's ok Robin, Nowi's a centuries-old dragon!"

    • @Calvin-wm2rg
      @Calvin-wm2rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SomeTH-camTraveler Fates is a great game

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Calvin-wm2rg "It's ok Corrin, none of them are _really_ your sisters!"

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "S/he's technically 3,000 years old so it's ok if I lewd!!"
      every time I see this online I feel like minecrafting my head off

  • @thesecondhalfshow9903
    @thesecondhalfshow9903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Revisiting this in light of recent developments

  • @810462841
    @810462841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The ENTIRE ‘just juul’ segment has me in tears every time, has never failed to make me laugh so hard. What a sketch, I hope college humour keeps making these!

  • @Treydies
    @Treydies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3523

    Everything Brennan is in is instant comedic gold. Like he's the sole reason I have dropout

    • @cthulhutheendless1587
      @cthulhutheendless1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it worth it?

    • @remingtonry
      @remingtonry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jack Timothy I would suggest it for dimension 20 alone and their awesome game shows and parody’s are just the cherry on top

    • @dirtylevel
      @dirtylevel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You sound like an advertisment

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hes a bit off the mark in this video? Usually he's got a lot more sting in his acting lol.

    • @yasspanda2559
      @yasspanda2559 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The whole gang thanks you.

  • @nolifeconsolegamer
    @nolifeconsolegamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4140

    “Save up your allowance for Juul pods!”
    “We’re monsters.”

    • @festimkrosi9704
      @festimkrosi9704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yea finally after a year we managed to get to 1 year

    • @milescorporosus4058
      @milescorporosus4058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Are _we_ the baddies?"

    • @Mister_Black_Shirt
      @Mister_Black_Shirt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i love the way he just accepts the role of the villain

    • @nolifeconsolegamer
      @nolifeconsolegamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mister_Black_Shirt exactly.

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nolifeconsolegamer I think he just realized the true gravity of his company’s situation

  • @foxhazhax4845
    @foxhazhax4845 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Look at me, AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!!"
    😹😹😹😹

  • @mrpotatohead3618
    @mrpotatohead3618 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The power ranger line was creative and had me dying for way longer than it should've

  • @user-ss8zo6uu6h
    @user-ss8zo6uu6h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    Why do I feel like Brennan improvized the power rangers bit.

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I felt the same thing. Like it's something he did between takes to make the crew laugh, but it worked so well they left it in.

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Only 90s kids will remember skskkss

  • @thelaughinglynx7445
    @thelaughinglynx7445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2497

    The way he briefly gains hope when they hand him the book, but then dies inside when he opens it... my h e a r t

    • @onetruth37
      @onetruth37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah. It's strangely, honestly sad

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same with why he reads about Just Juul before seeing the pokemon rip off.

    • @onetruth37
      @onetruth37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jmbthegreat I see that more as relief than hope

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@onetruth37 I agree he has that moment of hope but then it's just destroyed by it being a Pokemon ripoff.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Life in a nutshell

  • @kimmyp3407
    @kimmyp3407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love that this video went viral more than most for CH. This to me showcases what this channel can do for the world for good.

  • @spacecaptain9188
    @spacecaptain9188 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Seriously, the CEO series is the best thing to come out of CollegeHumor! I love these so bad!

  • @anawkwardbean165
    @anawkwardbean165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    *Cameraman*: my kid took it to school by accident
    *The kid, smoking in front of their friends*: yeah, i saved my allowance for Juul pods

    • @aaronchurchill7219
      @aaronchurchill7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perfect

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The kid's friend: We get it, you vape.

    • @1bingbongtingtong1
      @1bingbongtingtong1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That joke in the video had me fucking wheezing, I swear, the way it's just out of nowhere.

    • @moelester7527
      @moelester7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also bought the Juul backpack and book.

    • @pedropena880
      @pedropena880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the camera man. It's the marketing guy.

  • @Emma-lq4zd
    @Emma-lq4zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8911

    Everyone’s talking about Ash’s age. I just can’t believe they missed the opportunity for Pikajuul

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      yes, what a comedic genius u are. U should have written this sketch.

    • @gnomewarlord6221
      @gnomewarlord6221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @Tyffanee Lavely dude. Uncool.

    • @staceixan
      @staceixan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmaooooo

    • @JokeCubed
      @JokeCubed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Juulteon. ;)

    • @mikewazowski2347
      @mikewazowski2347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JokeCubed I love this

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Makes sense this was in my recommendations

  • @JB-yb4wn
    @JB-yb4wn ปีที่แล้ว +26

    And now they are being sued for $438 million dollars for selling to kids. 😆

    • @KenshiIV
      @KenshiIV ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crazy how this still holds up.

  • @morgedits
    @morgedits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    “How does Minecraft TASTE?!”
    “Earthy” 😂😂😂😂

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      not sure what I expected the answer to be, but that answer both is ridiculous,and yet oddly makes sense.

  • @nathanortiz7712
    @nathanortiz7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4244

    Anime in a nutshell:
    Manga and Anime artists: she's actually 475 years old
    CEO: ThEn WhY DiD YoU DrAw HiM LiKe ThAt

    • @swisslord2478
      @swisslord2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because

    • @fluffbutt9960
      @fluffbutt9960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Because weebs are highkey pedos.
      *Don't fucking change my mind.*

    • @jackbennett6902
      @jackbennett6902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@fluffbutt9960 most of us ain't. Just the lolicons.

    • @ASlutty9SUnit
      @ASlutty9SUnit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@fluffbutt9960 You must really hate Undertale, then, considering what Toby is...
      Also coming from someone named, "Fluffy Goatbutt", who 100% peruses the "Undertail" tag.
      I genuinely can't tell if this is next level trolling, or just massively unaware...

    • @W1nds
      @W1nds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i mean if your immortal and can never age that tends to happen but at least make them not look like kids

  • @climatectrl3350
    @climatectrl3350 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Nobody over the age of 10 likes blue raspberry."
    Me, a 32 year old man trying to hide my Blue Raspberry ringpop: Haha, yeah uh- yeah.

  • @RobertMMunroe
    @RobertMMunroe ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seriously, The CEO videos are the best thing to happen to TH-cam ever. I laugh cry through every one. So good.

  • @-bdiddi-
    @-bdiddi- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1897

    CEO: "That's a child!"
    Intern: "Technically, he's 475 years old."
    CEO: "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!!?"
    lmao literally every anime with a sexualized child character

    • @zentar2646
      @zentar2646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      its a 800 year old vampire loli

    • @example5237
      @example5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@zentar2646 it's a 400 year old witch loli. so it's okay some how.

    • @yuriy3467
      @yuriy3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Child character? Lolis are immortal beings.

    • @momkeybmalls8551
      @momkeybmalls8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's a reason why misty wears shorts and overalls

    • @Ryeniken
      @Ryeniken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Don't worry, She's actually 2000 years old, so the legality of this situation is morally gray!

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4522

    “Adult. Backpack.”
    I’m shaking laughing every time 🤣

    • @tjking7457
      @tjking7457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      “You’re never walking again!”

    • @mehnah5033
      @mehnah5033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@tjking7457 "What are you doi-!"

    • @iwong3357
      @iwong3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I love the seething contempt you can hear in his voice when he says "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!"

    • @fernandod4046
      @fernandod4046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow. That backpack is bigger than most adult backpacks I see.

    • @devabratsarma867
      @devabratsarma867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think this is the legit best moment of this skit... LOOK AT ME.. 😂😂😂

  • @matthewbartlett3442
    @matthewbartlett3442 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    when he got to the Juul Spinners I said, "Oh they're wind chimes" then the camera angle changed and I died laughing realizing what it was

  • @Rovetown
    @Rovetown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like how Brennon is able to make all CEO‘s sound like People who care about their product.

  • @smartass199614
    @smartass199614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8431

    I love how he has a black eye after he tells the cameraman that he’s never gonna walk again.

    • @sendie7645
      @sendie7645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      That’s the joke

    • @smartass199614
      @smartass199614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      @@sendie7645 I know, but the attention to detail for a TH-cam skit is amazing

    • @shadowbladeace1651
      @shadowbladeace1651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I didn't notice that. Hmm.

    • @otakonjunkie
      @otakonjunkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      True, but you also never hear from the off camera guy again, so the CEO may have succeeded.

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@smartass199614 Attention to detail? That ISN'T attention to detail. That's a basic joke. Imply he got punched by adding a bit of make up. Holy shit, wow, so genius...

  • @jamesrivers3627
    @jamesrivers3627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    There are levels to his anger. The last one is defeat

    • @dezh6345
      @dezh6345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're talking about the black eye?

  • @nomnomgoblin8901
    @nomnomgoblin8901 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wow, this came back into my recommendations at the right time.

  • @Engineer_Who
    @Engineer_Who 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just got the news that FDA has banned Juul electronic cigarettes. Well done, CH!

  • @shiningstar737
    @shiningstar737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    I want to see one where Brennan plays the ceo if TH-cam
    In accurate clothing

    • @mangasaint
      @mangasaint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And Disney

    • @TrixieTheGreat
      @TrixieTheGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Shit, that'd be brilliant! Especially if he'd be wearing Hitlers moustache and censoring something every 3-4 seconds.

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And DC

    • @alexanderwulfert6730
      @alexanderwulfert6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@vilegrog well done, you spotted the joke!

    • @warrenphilips8441
      @warrenphilips8441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes...YES. Pleeeeease.

  • @hannahferguson378
    @hannahferguson378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    “What does Minecraft even taste like?!?!”
    It tastes like my 8 year old, overheating MacBook begging for mercy as I place the final block in my 7 story house

    • @mizuxoo
      @mizuxoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      it tastes like your 8 year old? yikes

    • @godbroccoli11
      @godbroccoli11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      get rid of everything after "my 8 year old" and that's it. That's the flavor

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mizuxoo Yes. Everyone knows, above about half a year, they are only good for soup and nothing else anymore.

    • @salimalbitar
      @salimalbitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Error 404

    • @johno8465
      @johno8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or nostalgia: every cloud u puff is a cloud of depression

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I simply adore how good Brennan is at acting completely and utterly hysterically unhinged. His Righteous Anger Schtick is Chef‘s Kiss

  • @nauticalsandwich9003
    @nauticalsandwich9003 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love that i can go back to these videos and still see the college humor name.

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2428

    I actually expected “Juul Spinners” to be vape fidget spinners.

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Congratulations, you've just come up with the most 2016 item I've ever heard of.

    • @carbonfizz
      @carbonfizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      blue raspberry is my favorite

    • @efilymkcuf1429
      @efilymkcuf1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sane

    • @MtnDewGuy100
      @MtnDewGuy100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

    • @MtnDewGuy100
      @MtnDewGuy100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

  • @alphawolf7417
    @alphawolf7417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4156

    "If we f*** with Pikachu it's our ***!!"
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @evanchismark3092
      @evanchismark3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ironic. Dank carts seems to be effing with koffing.

    • @TeeComedian
      @TeeComedian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The line about war crimes was horrifically right too

    • @woodrow-wilson
      @woodrow-wilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TeeComedian Yeah that's America lol

    • @Randumbplayer
      @Randumbplayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phhh you wish

    • @dayhel2367
      @dayhel2367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not even in the context of juul that’s true for literally anyone in universe or in ours

  • @bigmonke7661
    @bigmonke7661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t stop rewatching these

  • @CookiePepper
    @CookiePepper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:09 He had made a great decision about stock option.

  • @Magma_Seb
    @Magma_Seb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    "That's a child!"
    "Technically, he's 475 years old."
    *"THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?!!"*

  • @bodebaggins
    @bodebaggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8081

    dear collegehumor: please make more of these. they are fucking hilarious and brennon really sells it

    • @coopermurphy4754
      @coopermurphy4754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We are in a pandemic

    • @borgnafthecheesegod1546
      @borgnafthecheesegod1546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@coopermurphy4754 yeah;
      and?...., it's not like they have to have brennan in a room with others, you barely ever see anyone else, and they recently put one out where he was conversing with an employee on computer so it's totally doable.

    • @maximillion322
      @maximillion322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Brennan Lee Mulligan is a national fucking treasure

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@coopermurphy4754
      Tide 2.0

    • @trinwheeler4639
      @trinwheeler4639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did it

  • @MrSarcasticGaming
    @MrSarcasticGaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The look of excitement on his face when the guy mentions his child took it to school is PRICELESS.

  • @dingusispingus5987
    @dingusispingus5987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The delivery on the words “adult backpack” is just great.

  • @livingbass9617
    @livingbass9617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10804

    I’m thankful that this series isn’t being ruined or overdone with too many episodes too often because the spacing out of the episodes is retaining the comedic value. I love this series.

    • @mrana2424
      @mrana2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      That’s key. The only bring it out when it’s good.

    • @PinkENBlue
      @PinkENBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I didn't realize they were intentionally delaying this series until now

    • @phnexOice
      @phnexOice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@PinkENBlue I think they also are waiting for companies that are uniquely bad, not just regular bad

    • @gagewendland4315
      @gagewendland4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's what Smosh started doing wrong I think.

    • @SSJGhost_Wolf
      @SSJGhost_Wolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I never thought about it like that, but spacing it out actually does make it better

  • @stanamilanovich3956
    @stanamilanovich3956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    I always like the brief moments of hope before he's utterly crushed, then... the anger. This is brilliant.

    • @imadooddood8803
      @imadooddood8803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The best one was the book. His soul ascended

    • @CrazyYasha
      @CrazyYasha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These are my favourite sketches.

    • @artypyrec4186
      @artypyrec4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just described parenthood

    • @mattgreen7692
      @mattgreen7692 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They made Game Changer because of this comment

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mattgreen7692 At least certain episodes seem inspired by it. He is very...consistent.

  • @burn1253
    @burn1253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i rewatch these CEO sketches every few months to feel something

  • @larryjohnson3087
    @larryjohnson3087 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This short made me realize to see if my Juul finished charging. It did. As someone who was a fan of college humor 14 years ago, glad you could help me out.

  • @EliQuo
    @EliQuo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    Brenan: "look at me and say what you said!"
    "ADULT. BACKPACK."
    I died!

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "You're never walking again!"

    • @jeffaffa3412
      @jeffaffa3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed but also felt the CEO's frustration

    • @alreadytaken2016
      @alreadytaken2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your never walking again
      What are you doing

    • @amireinav1
      @amireinav1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WHAT ARE YOU DOI-

  • @AN-xl7ej
    @AN-xl7ej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    I died at "He did? Whatever did he mistake it for?!"

  • @Twenty2246
    @Twenty2246 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:14 do you understand how f*cked we are

  • @Invariel
    @Invariel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well, this is particularly relevant today.

  • @liemn23
    @liemn23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    “Save up your allowance for Juul’s pods.” No ambiguity there, and no f*cks given!

    • @ShelbySteele23
      @ShelbySteele23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite part 😂😂😂

    • @xxxman360
      @xxxman360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666th like

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      no... those kid will buy Jordan...

  • @ThawtsForFood
    @ThawtsForFood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    They need to do more CEO bits with him. These are priceless

  • @feyfox8005
    @feyfox8005 ปีที่แล้ว

    In my 20s (early 2000's) my travel case for my greens and accessories was a crush soda lunchbox that I padded on the inside my self. I'm pretty sure I still have it somewhere. That lunchbox was with me through some crazy times, and everyone loved it.

  • @Ikxi
    @Ikxi ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:25 Future customers