JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

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  • @dropout
    @dropout  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8121

    Which CEO should we do next?!
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  • @sarahvishevnik5940
    @sarahvishevnik5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27934

    The CEO series is a comedic goldmine.

    • @murathanbalik
      @murathanbalik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      👌

    • @intelxio
      @intelxio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ITS THE BEST SERIES

    • @dedshade
      @dedshade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It really is

    • @JO19pLuMbUm94HN
      @JO19pLuMbUm94HN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Objectively correct

    • @RicheBright
      @RicheBright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You speak truth. I think the MoviePass one was my favorite.

  • @michaelsanchez3251
    @michaelsanchez3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7752

    "We'd be better off committing WAR CRIMES, than this level of copy right infringement!"
    Favorite line, by far.

    • @Kalleron
      @Kalleron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Nintendo is so savage 0_0

    • @pavlikshimko7940
      @pavlikshimko7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      same thing for playing copyright music for 0.1 seconds

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He's not wrong I mean Pokemon is brutal in court.

    • @evilordoftheinternet4116
      @evilordoftheinternet4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The_Grim _Gamer Nintendo is gonna bust some kneecaps.

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@the_grim_gamer3039 not only that but the US is actively ignoring (read: not recognizing the authority of and obstructing the judgement of) international courts that judge warcrimes so you're literally better off committing war crimes.

  • @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594
    @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9551

    “WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF COMMITTING WAR CRIMES THAN THIS LEVEL OF COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT” it’s so true i hurt myself laughing

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      At least with war crimes it’s harder to be convicted

    • @johntapp7980
      @johntapp7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So true

    • @JoshKeatonFan
      @JoshKeatonFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Yep, Pokémon is owned by Nintendo and they sue people as there side job just for fun!

    • @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594
      @a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      JoshKeatonFan listen those heathens used .01 seconds of music that sounded sorta like the music that sounds when you cross that one bridge in the secret part of ORAS that was never released, they had it coming and deserved the 1.7 million dollar fine. Honestly it’s good that scum like that are in prison

    • @chrism4403
      @chrism4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JoshKeatonFan *their

  • @oceanman4166
    @oceanman4166 ปีที่แล้ว +12384

    The funniest part of this is that it implies that a CEO of a nicotine company actually cares about children using their products and is upset for any reason other than bad reputation

    • @ultraliskbuilder5831
      @ultraliskbuilder5831 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I mean the real Juul guy did.... So..... The joke is on us?

    • @oceanman4166
      @oceanman4166 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@ultraliskbuilder5831 Wait, really? That feels new

    • @__-nd5qi
      @__-nd5qi ปีที่แล้ว +423

      @@oceanman4166ye the og dude wanted Juul to be the off-ramp for people trying to quit real cigarettes

    • @Zealant
      @Zealant ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@__-nd5qi that’s not true, they specifically said they have no interest in being a cessation aid for smoking. Idk that it’s the same head person but he was one at some point.

    • @__-nd5qi
      @__-nd5qi ปีที่แล้ว +130

      ​@@Zealant i know they changed heads a few years back

  • @BossByGamer
    @BossByGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12226

    “Save your allowance for Juul pods”
    I died

    • @timethunder4820
      @timethunder4820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      So did the kids

    • @theboys1079
      @theboys1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      See I probably would have to but when you just quote the video it’s a spoiler and I didn’t laugh bc it was old news so thanks you friend

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ​@@theboys1079 Can't blame him. The comment section is for talking about the video so dipping into the comments before finishing the video automatically makes you prone to spoilers.

    • @DeepFriedOreoOffline
      @DeepFriedOreoOffline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@theboys1079 Dude, reading the comments before finishing a video is like reading the guide book before beating a game. I don't mean to blame the victim, but...
      Also, it's too.

    • @porterwilbourn9635
      @porterwilbourn9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @defender2222
    @defender2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3313

    "Why are they making bedroom eyes"
    I just know that wasn't in the script.

    • @hiti6753
      @hiti6753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      100% a Brennan ad-lib.

    • @XHackManiacX
      @XHackManiacX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I must admit (ooh) I'm not surprised...

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7936

    “Pulling this shit with this government, we’d be all better off committing *war crimes* than this level of copyright infringement” hahahaha it’s funny because it’s true

    • @selalewow
      @selalewow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Sadly no, Trump backpedaled because there were a handful of vaping protestors at a rally so he cancelled the ban.
      *sigh*
      Welcome to America.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yep, those poor people making poison for kids. Who’s going to take care of them?

    • @jungkooks_microwavephobia
      @jungkooks_microwavephobia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *Nazi scientists have entered the chat*

    • @grubalaboocreosote4774
      @grubalaboocreosote4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Noticing the other people who replied don't realize that Trump is serving pardons to convicted war criminals.

    • @jojov5344
      @jojov5344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Selale Z well the ban was stupid to begin with the illness was caused by thc cart usage literally enforce the current laws and were good all the illnesses were from underaged users either vaping carts or Juuls both are shit but we need to leave regular nicotine vaping that’s on things that aren’t Juul alone like I’m a legal adult if I can die in a war go into debt and pay taxes my choice to huff mango Mai tai through a hot stick should not be infringed because Timmy and the local gas station owner don’t follow the rules about being 18 to use and buy these products sooo yea

  • @Florkl
    @Florkl ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    The smugness with which the guy says, “Adult. Backpack.” And how confidently Brennan says, “You’re never walking again.” Just kills me

    • @jt3948
      @jt3948 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@johnw9771 adult backpack

    • @peachibread1983
      @peachibread1983 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      I know he ended up with a black eye but we never hear from smug guy for the rest of the video so I'd like to think the CEO still won

    • @maddengames4438
      @maddengames4438 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      @@peachibread1983the fact he only came out of it with a bruise shows he did

    • @terrifictortoise5602
      @terrifictortoise5602 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      WHAT’RE YOU DOI-!?

    • @Lars-bg1gy
      @Lars-bg1gy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      As an adult, I’d unironically use that backpack

  • @user-ss8zo6uu6h
    @user-ss8zo6uu6h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1714

    Why do I feel like Brennan improvized the power rangers bit.

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      I felt the same thing. Like it's something he did between takes to make the crew laugh, but it worked so well they left it in.

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Only 90s kids will remember skskkss

  • @Medbread
    @Medbread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2430

    When he said "why just inhale juul when you can wear it too" I really thought he was gonna say "Introducing Juulry"

    • @matthewdykeman8149
      @matthewdykeman8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      And make it a ring pop.

    • @woolfieMcP
      @woolfieMcP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      OPEN UP, IT'S THE PUN POLICE

    • @scuevas1
      @scuevas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Juulry already exists thanks to chinese companies lol

    • @oxksie
      @oxksie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ACCEPT YOUR PUN-ISHMENT

    • @ramskam
      @ramskam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @shadownerd9701
    @shadownerd9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3204

    TH-cam: Don't Market to kids
    College Humor: That sounds like a skit!
    TH-cam: ....

    • @vermorn
      @vermorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we need to push this to the top comment

    • @syntaxed4365
      @syntaxed4365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      College Humor would never say skit.

    • @abigailrivera675
      @abigailrivera675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      COPPA 😭😂

    • @rbdm-bc6oq
      @rbdm-bc6oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So damn true

    • @lampuhijau9900
      @lampuhijau9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      42.000 $ fine

  • @HAVIN_aBLAST
    @HAVIN_aBLAST ปีที่แล้ว +2685

    the excited face he makes when he hears about a genuinly good idea to then see the horrible execution that's sure to backfire. Absolutely priceless

    • @anunknownentity5070
      @anunknownentity5070 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That’s my favourite part of the video

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Save up your allowance for Juul Pods!" I was absolutely rolling

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His face when he saw the poster for their show is everything 🤣

    • @CodecrafterArtemis
      @CodecrafterArtemis 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I just noticed that he gives thumbs-up for the carrying case idea... Until he sees the actual case.

  • @gretchenlemmond9645
    @gretchenlemmond9645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10143

    Ah yes, my favorite juul flavor- Minecraft

    • @example5237
      @example5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      oatmeal juul flavor

    • @tr0m
      @tr0m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      o f c o u r s e

    • @arlan9203
      @arlan9203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Worms The next one is the taste of drûgś

    • @example5237
      @example5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@arlan9203 yumm drugs

    • @michanforever
      @michanforever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ahh love that earthy taste...

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17519

    I really like this character of a CEO who is a morally-sound person deep down, but is woefully inept at his job in overseeing his own company that's spiraling out of control.

    • @tunkiyo
      @tunkiyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      I feel like this character and the Tumblr character are perfect representations of the irl CEOs XD

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      It's the "one sane man in a world of crazy people"

    • @joshuacarroll1758
      @joshuacarroll1758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same lol

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah. Say what you will, but he has good moral fiber.

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      A ceo having morals is an impossible contradiction.

  • @TheFallacy357
    @TheFallacy357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7719

    The matter of fact way the cameraman says Adult backpack is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen

    • @christianobrien4736
      @christianobrien4736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Adult batpat

    • @SCUL-E
      @SCUL-E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I liked how he said "Technically, he is 476 years old."

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Packpack.

    • @chasbianco142
      @chasbianco142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Adelt bekpek?

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@chasbianco142 In America, YOU wear adelt bekpek. In Soviet Russia, adelt bekpek wears YOU.

  • @jau5652
    @jau5652 ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    "technically he's 475 years old" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?" is what I ask myself everytime I watch fantasy anime 😭

    • @technicalmachine1671
      @technicalmachine1671 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But that's why you watch it

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Just once I'd like to watch an anime were everyone looked their age

    • @amdrewgamer
      @amdrewgamer ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@technicalmachine1671 what...

    • @funnylittlecreature
      @funnylittlecreature ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@technicalmachine1671 why *you* watch it, maybe...

    • @gonoroad2160
      @gonoroad2160 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@technicalmachine1671 I don't want to assume things about you, but not just for legal reasons, you should prob state that this is a joke. Looking at drawings of literal children, that by lore are really old witches and then making highly sexual scenes about them, is really questionable. I would also like to add, that I find it even more questionable, how often I talk with people about this, but you really sound, look and feel like a pedophile, if you were to talk about thinking certain characters being attractive to you, as I have often times heard before, about characters such as Zoe, from League of Legends.

  • @Emma-lq4zd
    @Emma-lq4zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8948

    Everyone’s talking about Ash’s age. I just can’t believe they missed the opportunity for Pikajuul

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      yes, what a comedic genius u are. U should have written this sketch.

    • @gnomewarlord6221
      @gnomewarlord6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @Tyffanee Lavely dude. Uncool.

    • @staceixan
      @staceixan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmaooooo

    • @JokeCubed
      @JokeCubed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Juulteon. ;)

    • @mikewazowski2347
      @mikewazowski2347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JokeCubed I love this

  • @gEtar87
    @gEtar87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8500

    The fact that he recalled the colors of the power rangers is the best part of this skit

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      he forgot about white ranger

    • @kokirij0167
      @kokirij0167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 That’s the green ranger tho. Same person, different suit

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The colors depend on the continuity

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 Colors usually depend on what Ranger Continuity it is, sometimes Green becomes White, Pink becomes Purple or Black and etc etc. The only colors that don't change is Red Yellow and Blue

    • @jiado6893
      @jiado6893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That lunchbox and backpack had serious 90s energy.

  • @livingbass9617
    @livingbass9617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10802

    I’m thankful that this series isn’t being ruined or overdone with too many episodes too often because the spacing out of the episodes is retaining the comedic value. I love this series.

    • @mrana2424
      @mrana2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      That’s key. The only bring it out when it’s good.

    • @PinkENBlue
      @PinkENBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I didn't realize they were intentionally delaying this series until now

    • @phnexOice
      @phnexOice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@PinkENBlue I think they also are waiting for companies that are uniquely bad, not just regular bad

    • @gagewendland4315
      @gagewendland4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's what Smosh started doing wrong I think.

    • @SSJGhost_Wolf
      @SSJGhost_Wolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I never thought about it like that, but spacing it out actually does make it better

  • @lolmanbob123
    @lolmanbob123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3110

    Having the CEOs be the voice of reason in companies gone mad instead of the usual "CEO is the villain mastermind" is what sets this series apart and I am HERE for it.

    • @lughbrazil6365
      @lughbrazil6365 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This guy CEO posting

    • @GBS4893
      @GBS4893 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Satyre though, it's still the same idea. He even says looking the camera straight up in the eye: "We're monsters."

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Except for the venmo one.

  • @Calvin-wm2rg
    @Calvin-wm2rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    Technically, he's 475 years old killed me lol glad they acknowledge that Ash is an immortal ten year old

    • @RibbidyJamGames
      @RibbidyJamGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right? Haha this sketch was hilarious

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "It's ok Robin, Nowi's a centuries-old dragon!"

    • @Calvin-wm2rg
      @Calvin-wm2rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SomeTH-camTraveler Fates is a great game

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Calvin-wm2rg "It's ok Corrin, none of them are _really_ your sisters!"

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "S/he's technically 3,000 years old so it's ok if I lewd!!"
      every time I see this online I feel like minecrafting my head off

  • @Inkwell_Music
    @Inkwell_Music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2881

    He unironically has a really nice relaxing voice when when gets real quiet

    • @averygoodboi8200
      @averygoodboi8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I wouldn’t mind an ASMR video by him on the channel as a joke, sort of like the other ASMR video they did, but he yells half the time

    • @titocristobal5573
      @titocristobal5573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why he's CEO. I mean, that's all you need, right?

    • @jackadamsdaniels6719
      @jackadamsdaniels6719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ASMR baby 👶

    • @helpingtheworld5019
      @helpingtheworld5019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I rewatched him saying the colors on the lunchbox because his voice actually was very soothing there

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16462

    I like how blue raspberry, which is something that I literally had to Google just now to make sure actually exists in nature, is a more popular candy flavor than normal raspberry.

    • @sklizzy3125
      @sklizzy3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      it's because what else are you going to make the blue flavor? blueberries? those taste like ass so it's kind of a lose lose

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +901

      @@sklizzy3125
      Blueberries taste great. We're just really bad at mimicking real blue berries, so it winds up tasting like chalk.

    • @sklizzy3125
      @sklizzy3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@manictiger yeah i personally don’t like blueberries unless they’re the small kinda sour ones but yeah the artificial blueberry flavor is pretty horrible

    • @WillowTitov
      @WillowTitov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@sklizzy3125 hate on blueberries again, I dare you

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The blue, it just makes it so appetizing, like eating a gem.

  • @karma_monkey
    @karma_monkey ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I shared this with coworkers and now "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!" is a constant saying in our office.

  • @jakethespoopycat
    @jakethespoopycat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8730

    “What would Minecraft taste like?”
    “It tastes e a r t h y”

    • @423adriana
      @423adriana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      *E A R T H Y*

    • @frostytheiceberg1127
      @frostytheiceberg1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Goddammit where's my andesite house at jake?!

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tastes like alphabet blocks

    • @LiamStorer
      @LiamStorer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tastes like punching trees

    • @mothlastname2413
      @mothlastname2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn’t add anything be original

  • @AGothNamedWednessday
    @AGothNamedWednessday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7130

    Brennan's ability to react to something in character like it's genuinely the first time he's seeing it is so amazing

    • @jerrywoods9958
      @jerrywoods9958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's because it is. You can't get this gold otherwise.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@jerrywoods9958 Nah, m8. That's what we call acting.

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@jerrywoods9958 if you sincerely believe that they got all this on the first take, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you lol

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Kelarys They get like 30-60 minutes of half-improvised footage (of which 90% is obviously very funny because it's Brennan, cmon) and then they show the 5 best minutes.

    • @madeline_from_celeste_real
      @madeline_from_celeste_real ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, he isn’t the ceo of JUUL?

  • @Jackie89000
    @Jackie89000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10329

    "That's a child."
    "Technically he's 475 years old."
    Hentai summarized

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!?!??!
      you know if you were several hundred years old and you could look as young as you wanted, why would you choose to look like an underage lolli instead of you in your prime?

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @@liamdalemon1525 Maybe them in their prime was an underaged loli. Puberty does some things to some people yall

    • @connordziadul6048
      @connordziadul6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I can confirm

    • @theabyssofjin3372
      @theabyssofjin3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@liamdalemon1525 cuz flat chested adult woman with mature behaviour and thinking is secsi.
      Have you seen Shuten Douji FGO??? She's secsi

    • @CubularCreeper
      @CubularCreeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      CaTastrophy427 Oh shit they're still somewhat innocent, nobody introduce them to shota/trap!

  • @colinhildebrand9837
    @colinhildebrand9837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    Oh God.
    It's the only censored CEO sketch.
    Because they're MARKETING TO CHILDREN-

    • @shadeofsound23
      @shadeofsound23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Ohmygod I can't unhear it now

    • @burgerboy_20
      @burgerboy_20 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      PFFT WAIT I DIDNT NOTICE

    • @futuza
      @futuza ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hahaha just noticed

    • @drummerrck
      @drummerrck ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was JUST asking myself why this one's edited. That's amazing.

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @clapflamer6962
    @clapflamer6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6656

    “Oh this actually isn’t that bad...”
    “Save your allowance for Juul pods!”

    • @asaprutvz
      @asaprutvz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      “We’re monsters.”

    • @ariz1516
      @ariz1516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Brennan's thoughts: "We're f*cked"

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You are my hero. No matter how many times I’ve watched this video, which is a lot, I could never catch what it said lol

    • @elweewee
      @elweewee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      4:46

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that part was my favorite

  • @kilometerbob2662
    @kilometerbob2662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    "This is a child"
    "Actually hes 475 years old"

    • @teadealer6706
      @teadealer6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      a classic

    • @Mc47Fan
      @Mc47Fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And yet the worst argument people pull up when trying to point fingers at others to call them pedophiles or something

    • @nalyddoow9295
      @nalyddoow9295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Mc47Fan "bruh its just a drawing"

    • @dan-rk7yx
      @dan-rk7yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Every anime dudebro

    • @jpg3306
      @jpg3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

  • @Treydies
    @Treydies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3735

    Everything Brennan is in is instant comedic gold. Like he's the sole reason I have dropout

    • @cthulhutheendless1587
      @cthulhutheendless1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it worth it?

    • @remingtonry
      @remingtonry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jack Timothy I would suggest it for dimension 20 alone and their awesome game shows and parody’s are just the cherry on top

    • @dirtylevel
      @dirtylevel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You sound like an advertisment

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hes a bit off the mark in this video? Usually he's got a lot more sting in his acting lol.

    • @yasspanda2559
      @yasspanda2559 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The whole gang thanks you.

  • @tuptastic304
    @tuptastic304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "because bottom line, that's what children are" is such a genius line oh my god

    • @AshMenon
      @AshMenon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      holy shit I just got that. That's amazing.

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It took me a solid 10 seconds of reading this to realize the underlying joke oml

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can someone explain it pls

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@idotn8752 "bottom lining" is a euphimism for someone dying as it is referring to heart beat monitors going from an up and down motion to a flat one. So the line can be also taken as "dead, that's what children are"

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@icegod4849 thanks

  • @daltonSmile
    @daltonSmile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7262

    *puts on backpack*
    “LOOK AT ME... AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID”
    “adult... back...pack”
    “you’re never walking again”

    • @GenuineBronxite
      @GenuineBronxite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      3:56

    • @Africa41
      @Africa41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Then he got beat

    • @Livestreamlurker
      @Livestreamlurker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @quality content_lol16 It's bless the rains. Not miss the rains

    • @randomperson-kv5nx
      @randomperson-kv5nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "What are you doing?"

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@direwolffrost9220 just because he got punched back doesnt mean he lost the fight

  • @thelaughinglynx7445
    @thelaughinglynx7445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2517

    The way he briefly gains hope when they hand him the book, but then dies inside when he opens it... my h e a r t

    • @onetruth37
      @onetruth37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah. It's strangely, honestly sad

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same with why he reads about Just Juul before seeing the pokemon rip off.

    • @onetruth37
      @onetruth37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jmbthegreat I see that more as relief than hope

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@onetruth37 I agree he has that moment of hope but then it's just destroyed by it being a Pokemon ripoff.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Life in a nutshell

  • @shiningstar737
    @shiningstar737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    I want to see one where Brennan plays the ceo if TH-cam
    In accurate clothing

    • @mangasaint
      @mangasaint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And Disney

    • @TrixieTheGreat
      @TrixieTheGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Shit, that'd be brilliant! Especially if he'd be wearing Hitlers moustache and censoring something every 3-4 seconds.

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And DC

    • @alexanderwulfert6730
      @alexanderwulfert6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@vilegrog well done, you spotted the joke!

    • @warrenphilips8441
      @warrenphilips8441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes...YES. Pleeeeease.

  • @captaincrispy2184
    @captaincrispy2184 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    My favourite line from this will always be "Your child took it to school my accident?!" 2:25
    The delivery on this is just perfect.

  • @smartass199614
    @smartass199614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8439

    I love how he has a black eye after he tells the cameraman that he’s never gonna walk again.

    • @sendie7645
      @sendie7645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      That’s the joke

    • @smartass199614
      @smartass199614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      @@sendie7645 I know, but the attention to detail for a TH-cam skit is amazing

    • @shadowbladeace1651
      @shadowbladeace1651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I didn't notice that. Hmm.

    • @otakonjunkie
      @otakonjunkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      True, but you also never hear from the off camera guy again, so the CEO may have succeeded.

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@smartass199614 Attention to detail? That ISN'T attention to detail. That's a basic joke. Imply he got punched by adding a bit of make up. Holy shit, wow, so genius...

  • @ThawtsForFood
    @ThawtsForFood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    They need to do more CEO bits with him. These are priceless

  • @nolifeconsolegamer
    @nolifeconsolegamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4144

    “Save up your allowance for Juul pods!”
    “We’re monsters.”

    • @festimkrosi9704
      @festimkrosi9704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yea finally after a year we managed to get to 1 year

    • @milescorporosus4058
      @milescorporosus4058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Are _we_ the baddies?"

    • @Mister_Black_Shirt
      @Mister_Black_Shirt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i love the way he just accepts the role of the villain

    • @nolifeconsolegamer
      @nolifeconsolegamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mister_Black_Shirt exactly.

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nolifeconsolegamer I think he just realized the true gravity of his company’s situation

  • @ezekielbaskerville2710
    @ezekielbaskerville2710 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love how the cameraman knows his kid took the Juul lunchbox and *still* doesn't see the issue is so on brand for companies I'm left wheezing.

    • @ibrahimalee23
      @ibrahimalee23 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cameraman is so braindead that it hurts lol

    • @tommyliu7020
      @tommyliu7020 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I thought you’re left wheezing because of Juul products 😂

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@tommyliu7020 Nah, I'm an adult, so I'm _clearly_ not Juul's target demographic.

  • @stanamilanovich3956
    @stanamilanovich3956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    I always like the brief moments of hope before he's utterly crushed, then... the anger. This is brilliant.

    • @imadooddood8803
      @imadooddood8803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The best one was the book. His soul ascended

    • @CrazyYasha
      @CrazyYasha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These are my favourite sketches.

    • @artypyrec4186
      @artypyrec4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just described parenthood

    • @mattgreen7692
      @mattgreen7692 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They made Game Changer because of this comment

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mattgreen7692 At least certain episodes seem inspired by it. He is very...consistent.

  • @anawkwardbean165
    @anawkwardbean165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2888

    *Cameraman*: my kid took it to school by accident
    *The kid, smoking in front of their friends*: yeah, i saved my allowance for Juul pods

    • @aaronchurchill7219
      @aaronchurchill7219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perfect

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The kid's friend: We get it, you vape.

    • @1bingbongtingtong1
      @1bingbongtingtong1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That joke in the video had me fucking wheezing, I swear, the way it's just out of nowhere.

    • @moelester7527
      @moelester7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also bought the Juul backpack and book.

    • @pedropena880
      @pedropena880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the camera man. It's the marketing guy.

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    I actually expected “Juul Spinners” to be vape fidget spinners.

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Congratulations, you've just come up with the most 2016 item I've ever heard of.

    • @carbonfizz
      @carbonfizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      blue raspberry is my favorite

    • @efilymkcuf1429
      @efilymkcuf1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sane

    • @MtnDewGuy100
      @MtnDewGuy100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

    • @MtnDewGuy100
      @MtnDewGuy100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    He didn't say "I will break your legs." like it was a threat.
    He said "you are never walking again." like it was already a fact.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then it cuts to him with a black eye. I guess it didn't go well for him.

    • @meghanhenderson6682
      @meghanhenderson6682 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Blasted2Oblivion It cuts back to him with ONLY a black eye, and the other guy is never heard again. There's a clear winner.

  • @baggedboy
    @baggedboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3131

    “Yellow, red, pink, green, blue, black. Those are the exact colors of the power rangers.”

    • @justsomenobody1454
      @justsomenobody1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Retail Facts 101 He meant the original six

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blitzwing The Hothead To be fair no kids care about a kids cartoon from 25+ years ago.
      It is actually is marketed towards adults!

    • @justsomenobody1454
      @justsomenobody1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fenhen Yeah, Ik? Am I not allowed to correct though?

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blitzwing The Hothead It is not allowed, I’m calling the internet police.

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Go go juul Rangers

  • @liemn23
    @liemn23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    “Save up your allowance for Juul’s pods.” No ambiguity there, and no f*cks given!

    • @ShelbySteele23
      @ShelbySteele23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite part 😂😂😂

    • @xxxman360
      @xxxman360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666th like

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      no... those kid will buy Jordan...

  • @VerlTheSkeptic
    @VerlTheSkeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2213

    Looks like they're targeting 90's kids with that carrying case.

    • @retardgorrilanigler522
      @retardgorrilanigler522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Verl Humpherys no way. not possible

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *80s kids.

    • @HelenGPitts
      @HelenGPitts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Previous month I was able to gather my first five figure income ever!!! I've been working for this company on the web for 2 yrs now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing regarding this is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for basic awareness of internet and simple typing skill...The best thing about this work is that now I have more free time for my family. I am in a position to enjoy quality time with my family and friends and take care of my children and also going on holiday break together with them very consistently. Don't miss this opportunity and try to respond quickly. Check it out, what it is about... *foryou49­.­c­o­m*

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HelenGPitts ok Boomer

    • @BigBossIvan
      @BigBossIvan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such better times.

  • @zM00Nx
    @zM00Nx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "I have never seen blue raspberry marketed to anyone over the age of 10"
    The Alcohol industry : *nervous sweating*

    • @meghanhenderson6682
      @meghanhenderson6682 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I liked blue raspberry because it turned my tongue blue. What's the point of it as...just a flavor?

    • @TCK7890
      @TCK7890 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can’t be the only one who likes blue raspberry as a flavor

  • @0ctopusComp1etely
    @0ctopusComp1etely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    "There's a CHILD!"
    "Technically, he's 475 years old!"
    I died. Too accurate.

    • @fuzzyllama451
      @fuzzyllama451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@metalfaust19 .
      Kanna looks 5 but is ~500 years old - from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
      Raphtalia looks ~20 but is 10 years old - from The Rising of the Shield Hero
      Stiyl Magnus looks 30 but is 14 years - old from A Certain Magical Index
      Also Ash from Pokemon is still 10 years old last i checked

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ugh sudden flashbacks to *trying* to read Negima, gods that was horribly written

    • @Canido19
      @Canido19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fuzzyllama451 I have ultimately learned 2 major lessons from anime: 1) 1st impressions are bullshit; 2) context is always important.

    • @TamaCinema69
      @TamaCinema69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      0ctopusComp1etely THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

    • @meatvortexgaming7134
      @meatvortexgaming7134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anime be like

  • @ethanpan2335
    @ethanpan2335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4397

    Brennan is terrifyingly good at acting unhinged.
    “Anyone disagree?”

    • @donnypatoine4475
      @donnypatoine4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah he's to good for an internet skit but I'm not going to complain 😂

    • @QueenPhillipOConner
      @QueenPhillipOConner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he not

    • @snoopythedoge5639
      @snoopythedoge5639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What acting?

    • @lorebooks5230
      @lorebooks5230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Brennan Lee Mulligan isn't acting.
      He's just ...a broken, broken man.

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@QueenPhillipOConner You're never walking again!

  • @nathanortiz7712
    @nathanortiz7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4243

    Anime in a nutshell:
    Manga and Anime artists: she's actually 475 years old
    CEO: ThEn WhY DiD YoU DrAw HiM LiKe ThAt

    • @swisslord2478
      @swisslord2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because

    • @fluffbutt9960
      @fluffbutt9960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Because weebs are highkey pedos.
      *Don't fucking change my mind.*

    • @jackbennett6902
      @jackbennett6902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@fluffbutt9960 most of us ain't. Just the lolicons.

    • @ASlutty9SUnit
      @ASlutty9SUnit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@fluffbutt9960 You must really hate Undertale, then, considering what Toby is...
      Also coming from someone named, "Fluffy Goatbutt", who 100% peruses the "Undertail" tag.
      I genuinely can't tell if this is next level trolling, or just massively unaware...

    • @W1nds
      @W1nds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i mean if your immortal and can never age that tends to happen but at least make them not look like kids

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "That's a CHILD"
    "Technically they're (insert an absurd age definitely not humanly possible)"
    "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW THEM THAT WAY?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING BEDROOM EYES?!"
    Anime be like...

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3099

    “Actually he’s 475 years old.”
    “THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!”
    All of Japan feels attacked right now.

    • @TunesByAI2024
      @TunesByAI2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      As if they give a damn. They'd more likely to flood the market even more just out of spite. 😂

    • @doot9695
      @doot9695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TunesByAI2024 I know

    • @paperclip9558
      @paperclip9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      lmao japan is a pedo nest.

    • @NikoTheNerd
      @NikoTheNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      all eyes on you lolicons

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@NikoTheNerd better animated than live-action

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4519

    “Adult. Backpack.”
    I’m shaking laughing every time 🤣

    • @tjking7457
      @tjking7457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      “You’re never walking again!”

    • @mehnah5033
      @mehnah5033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@tjking7457 "What are you doi-!"

    • @iwong3357
      @iwong3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I love the seething contempt you can hear in his voice when he says "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!"

    • @fernandod4046
      @fernandod4046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow. That backpack is bigger than most adult backpacks I see.

    • @devabratsarma867
      @devabratsarma867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think this is the legit best moment of this skit... LOOK AT ME.. 😂😂😂

  • @hannahferguson378
    @hannahferguson378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    “What does Minecraft even taste like?!?!”
    It tastes like my 8 year old, overheating MacBook begging for mercy as I place the final block in my 7 story house

    • @mizuxoo
      @mizuxoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      it tastes like your 8 year old? yikes

    • @godbroccoli11
      @godbroccoli11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      get rid of everything after "my 8 year old" and that's it. That's the flavor

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mizuxoo Yes. Everyone knows, above about half a year, they are only good for soup and nothing else anymore.

    • @salimalbitar
      @salimalbitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Error 404

    • @johno8465
      @johno8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or nostalgia: every cloud u puff is a cloud of depression

  • @camloch
    @camloch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    This series is an excuse for Brennan to freak out occasionally and I *love* it.

    • @panpolypuff
      @panpolypuff 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This comment belongs on several Game Changer episodes too 😂

  • @austinwiltse8173
    @austinwiltse8173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    Just the way the off-camera guy says “adult backpack” after Brennan puts it on legit has me in hysterics.

    • @speedydog45
      @speedydog45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Adult Backpack :)

    • @soulfox32
      @soulfox32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@speedydog45 That's it, your never walking again

    • @MrCrackedJack
      @MrCrackedJack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The way he says "That's an adult backpack" is just...I don't know..so fucking hilarious.

  • @Cheapvideos
    @Cheapvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3898

    People: THATS A CHILD
    hentai artist: Technically, he’s 475 years old
    People: Then why did you draw him like this

    • @soarel325
      @soarel325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I don’t know, why do furry artists draw animal-like characters?

    • @martinooo420
      @martinooo420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Soarel because they are outcasted members of society that’s why

    • @joshmorris5284
      @joshmorris5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@martinooo420 "outcasted members of society" people who wear fur-suits aren't outcasted members of society, they're mentally ill.

    • @fargonianproductions2767
      @fargonianproductions2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Josh Morris they are not mentally ill, they just have different interests

    • @adt4864
      @adt4864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fargonianproductions2767 they are a bit pushy tho.

  • @AN-xl7ej
    @AN-xl7ej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    I died at "He did? Whatever did he mistake it for?!"

  • @wojteklenartowicz8436
    @wojteklenartowicz8436 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    - You're never walking again!
    - What are you do-
    It was so perfect. The cut, the delivery, Brennan's quick walk to the poor soul behind the camera. I was laughing for 10 minutes straight.
    Keep up the good work, gang.

  • @EliQuo
    @EliQuo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    Brenan: "look at me and say what you said!"
    "ADULT. BACKPACK."
    I died!

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "You're never walking again!"

    • @jeffaffa3412
      @jeffaffa3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed but also felt the CEO's frustration

    • @alreadytaken2016
      @alreadytaken2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your never walking again
      What are you doing

    • @amireinav1
      @amireinav1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WHAT ARE YOU DOI-

  • @jacobrodriguez3712
    @jacobrodriguez3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    “Technically he’s 475 years old!”
    “THEN WHY WOULD YOU DRAW HIM THIS WAY!?!???!?!”
    I’m actually dying

    • @MoCatsandStuff
      @MoCatsandStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      sounds liike those loli people. 'well technically she's a 1000yr old dragon, not 12 so it's good'

    • @quinnsinclair7028
      @quinnsinclair7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      M m It’s also a joke about how Ash has been 10 years old for the last twenty five seasons of Pokémon.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why we tuck anime far away from children...

  • @morgedits
    @morgedits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    “How does Minecraft TASTE?!”
    “Earthy” 😂😂😂😂

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      not sure what I expected the answer to be, but that answer both is ridiculous,and yet oddly makes sense.

  • @mrhelitosis7564
    @mrhelitosis7564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    If that “Just Juul” show actually existed, a mental institution would have a field day trying to cure Saberspark.

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrong it’s not furry porn

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uh oh. What Saber been up to?

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pryingeyes1551Do you see the brain rotting stuff he has to watch? He sacrifices his sanity for us.

  • @roberttrotter557
    @roberttrotter557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3232

    His poor guy, he can’t own a single successful business

    • @gran9773
      @gran9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Is it his fault? Are his coworkers simply too... mad? Idiotic? Insane? Stupid? Breinless? What fits the most i wonder....

    • @shadowcarthage
      @shadowcarthage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gran9773 Yes

    • @jamariirobinson725
      @jamariirobinson725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They're all successful. They just one day become unsuccessful.

    • @AnyssaBall
      @AnyssaBall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He even has to keep changing his name

    • @JoseMendoza-JAM
      @JoseMendoza-JAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tumblr was good he the one who fucked up

  • @Magma_Seb
    @Magma_Seb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    "That's a child!"
    "Technically, he's 475 years old."
    *"THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?!!"*

  • @Jake-rs9nq
    @Jake-rs9nq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Because 'bottom line', THAT'S what children are... *our* future."
    Beautiful writing

  • @bijuutamer729
    @bijuutamer729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    “Technically he’s 475 years old”
    College humor still got it.

  • @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210
    @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    *strides aggressively* “You’re never walking again.”

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *returns on camera with black eye*

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      An appropriate response, actually.

    • @WillowTitov
      @WillowTitov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Likes are at 666, don't wanna be the one to ruin it, take this comment as a pseudo-like

    • @Spinelblade
      @Spinelblade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SuperSwordman1 I mean, we don't know what happened to the other guy. From that point on he's gone.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Spinelblade okay fair enough

  • @chemical_concern667
    @chemical_concern667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    “I use that for myself”
    “Show me”
    “My kid took it to school”
    Jesus this series keeps getting better

  • @nuxxexe3968
    @nuxxexe3968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Update: the FDA ordered Juul off the market today 😂

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "On June 23, 2022, the FDA denied authorization for Juul to continue selling its products in the United States, and issued Marketing Denial Orders (MDOs) banning any further marketing or sale of the products effective immediately.[20][21] That order was blocked by the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington, D.C. the next day.[22]"

    • @ComradeSlice
      @ComradeSlice ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn. Right after I saved up my allowance for Juul pods!!

    • @Woodsnat
      @Woodsnat ปีที่แล้ว

      @@columbus8myhw unfortunate, but even if it passed kids would probably switch to cigarettes

  • @-bdiddi-
    @-bdiddi- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    CEO: "That's a child!"
    Intern: "Technically, he's 475 years old."
    CEO: "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!!?"
    lmao literally every anime with a sexualized child character

    • @zentar2646
      @zentar2646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      its a 800 year old vampire loli

    • @example5237
      @example5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@zentar2646 it's a 400 year old witch loli. so it's okay some how.

    • @yuriy3467
      @yuriy3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Child character? Lolis are immortal beings.

    • @momkeybmalls8551
      @momkeybmalls8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's a reason why misty wears shorts and overalls

    • @Ryeniken
      @Ryeniken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Don't worry, She's actually 2000 years old, so the legality of this situation is morally gray!

  • @cryo311old
    @cryo311old 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “That’s a child!”
    “Technically, he’s 475 years old”
    “Then why did you draw him like this?!”

  • @anthonygarcia5375
    @anthonygarcia5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2881

    Fun fact!(not really) Juuls were made more addictive than traditional cigarettes and to look like a USB stick to Target young people
    Sure the original inventor wanted to make a safer(less cancer) alternative to cigarettes he has stated deep regret for what he made and what it has become

    • @charleswest782
      @charleswest782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      He can "regret" till the end of time. He still hasn't done anything to actually change the situation

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@charleswest782 can't unring the bell, what should he be doing, iyo?

    • @charleswest782
      @charleswest782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@andiward7068 actually fighting to for control of his invention to prevent it from being marketed towards children.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@charleswest782 How? What actual legal steps can he take? He sold his rights to the product and no longer has any input or influence about it's use. I'm genuinely curious what recourse you think he should or can have.

    • @charleswest782
      @charleswest782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@andiward7068 but you want an answer about what he could and should be doing? Fine. He can take his damn nicotine money and use it to lobby for laws preventing his product from being marketed towards children. But has he spent a damn penny on that? No. It's all lip service. He got his money, he doesn't really care

  • @Joker8pie
    @Joker8pie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    Cameraman: "Adult. Backpack."
    Brennan: *"Ah so you have chosen death, I see"*

    • @jeffbrehove2614
      @jeffbrehove2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And he comes back to camera with a red eye

    • @joelrichardson5139
      @joelrichardson5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Jeff Brehove but we never heard the camera man again.

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😄😄😄

    • @cholericqlare
      @cholericqlare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAAAAAAAAAID!!!!!

    • @Godnando00
      @Godnando00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cholericqlare *ADULT. BACKPACK*

  • @littlemittromney
    @littlemittromney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    “Save up your allowance for juul pods” I am DECEASED

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      guy of camera - "I still have an allowance from my wife"

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I absolutely love the glee in Brennans face as he was proven right by the kid taking the "juul carrying case" to school on accident. xD

  • @fecreates3902
    @fecreates3902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    "I like blue raspberry"
    "No you don't!"

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blueberry swisher sweats are my 3rd favorite cigars flavor

    • @Islandswamp
      @Islandswamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Allie Creates i prefer custard flavors. But seriously, I tried a juul and they have so much nicotine that you can’t even taste the flavor imho. That’s the reason they’re dangerous , they have way too much nicotine in them. Vapers used to try to REDUCE their nicotine usage because it's supposed to be about quitting smoking!

    • @DavidCruickshank
      @DavidCruickshank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes they do!

    • @salamilid7615
      @salamilid7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dat Boi please don’t ever roll a swisher sweat for me that sounds nasty... I’ll stick to swisher sweets

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't blue raspberry just raspberry flavour with some blue food coloring, usually? Who doesn't like raspberry flavour?

  • @sqwertt8605
    @sqwertt8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    “He’s actually 475 years old”
    “ *THAN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS* “
    Hentai artists : good question

    • @ginJorel
      @ginJorel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      get owod

    • @pedrogenerali3530
      @pedrogenerali3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hentai artists: My goals are beyond your understanding.

    • @im50yearsold
      @im50yearsold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it is called juxtaposition

    • @Cixon14
      @Cixon14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@im50yearsold Juxtaposing between the destruction of a child’s innocence and a pervert getting off to it? I don’t get this take.

    • @cheesebossfinch8071
      @cheesebossfinch8071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@im50yearsold - It's called "Child Coding."

  • @Nat-vh1ov
    @Nat-vh1ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I’m beyond offended after the way he spoke about blue raspberry 😞

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @Ben7seven7
      @Ben7seven7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      People get so easily offended nowadays. Besides... he was only speaking the truth about the blue raspberry. 🍇

    • @jackmakila3776
      @jackmakila3776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ben7seven7 blasphemy

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love blue raspberry.

    • @16Yashaluver
      @16Yashaluver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who in their right mind doesn't like Blue Raspberry?! It is by far, the most superior flavor.

  • @DesertKitsune
    @DesertKitsune ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Brennan's shriek of, "Look at me and say what you said!" gets me every time. 😂

    • @disneylover6408
      @disneylover6408 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also the "You're never walking again!" Is priceless 🤣 😂😂

  • @lauracamargo6105
    @lauracamargo6105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    "we would be better off committing war crimes than infricting copy like this"
    I died

    • @Thunder-Sky
      @Thunder-Sky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah, that seems to be trend this week.

    • @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut
      @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Read it as he said it.

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      well he ain't wrong, Blackwater pardons proved that

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@somkeshav4143 lmfaooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

    • @incognitomode670
      @incognitomode670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@somkeshav4143 holy shit lol

  • @lux0rd01
    @lux0rd01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3943

    "those are the exact colours of the power rangers!"
    More proof it's directed at adults. What kid these days even knows who the power rangers are.

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      My son oddly enough. I introduced him to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers for the lolz and he fell in love with the later seasons.

    • @Night_Owlette_30
      @Night_Owlette_30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The same goes for pokemon

    • @yoyohan9
      @yoyohan9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly!

    • @Lucas.Dunn24
      @Lucas.Dunn24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Bruh I’m 14 and I was introduced by the super samurai power rangers when I was really little their have been many versions after that so lots of little kids know about power rangers

    • @Lucas.Dunn24
      @Lucas.Dunn24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Manal Bouslihim their has also been new versions of Pokémon so kids still know about that

  • @JB-yb4wn
    @JB-yb4wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    And now they are being sued for $438 million dollars for selling to kids. 😆

    • @KenshiIV
      @KenshiIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crazy how this still holds up.

  • @zhangbill1194
    @zhangbill1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2954

    The only inaccurate part is the CEO pretending like he doesn't know what he's doing.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah they always act like they don't

    • @LL-xv6jc
      @LL-xv6jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep

    • @Jasoncooldude
      @Jasoncooldude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Honestly though these vape flavors and marketing have been going on since way before juul and haven't been targeting kids in the slightest. The problem is how convenient and simple to use juuls are which caused them to blow up in the teenage community, and people blamed it on the flavors. Ultimately they weren't marketing to kids since they did nothing different than all the pre-existing companies, their product was just too revolutionary in the vaping world, causing it to go mainstream in teenage culture.

    • @endorolfgreenwolf5265
      @endorolfgreenwolf5265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This might not be scripted, would make sense if it was sort of improv.

    • @El-mi4vi
      @El-mi4vi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Jasoncooldude Agreed the flavors were a dumb thing for media to focus on but they rejected ad campaigns that a marketing company they hired suggested going for older demographics and went for ones targeting young people.

  • @leophyte9663
    @leophyte9663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Brennan is single handedly keeping this channel alive to me.

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hes the only reason I watch

    • @xhytecodm
      @xhytecodm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the reason I keep coming back these are top tier

    • @samuelortreger5813
      @samuelortreger5813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! I been saying this for months. I wouldn't watch a single CH vid if Brennan wasn't on the team

    • @someguyontheinternet7
      @someguyontheinternet7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, every time there’s a new video at CH, I’m hoping it’s a CEO sketch.

  • @howardmoon2687
    @howardmoon2687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    "SAY THAT AGAIN!"
    "Adult backpack"
    "Ok, you're never walking again..."

    • @boggart2da.
      @boggart2da. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and got beat up himself

    • @lightningmcseed7303
      @lightningmcseed7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adult backpacks are smaller tho

    • @GenuineBronxite
      @GenuineBronxite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3:56

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@boggart2da. they both end up wounded badly that they never walk again

  • @Shadow11990
    @Shadow11990 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm a time traveler from the year 2024. It turns out that you CAN actually get away with that level of copyright infringement of Pokémon and a significant number of people will actually be into it.

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Someone in the props department had WAYYYYYY too much fun with this one.

  • @diskdrive6113
    @diskdrive6113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    “And Minecraft”
    Who needs healthy lungs again?

    • @crisppr
      @crisppr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *COPPA* *intensifies*

    • @cosmicpotato3849
      @cosmicpotato3849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All that coal dust

    • @lazyperfectionist3978
      @lazyperfectionist3978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cosmic Potato - now I can finally get blacklung, just like my granddaddy!

    • @anindividual4916
      @anindividual4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicotine vaping is the safest way for a smoker to get thier fix. Don't conflate it with those black market or counterfeit thc pods which contain vitamin e acetate.

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anindividual4916 it creates popcorn lung, which is irreversible.

  • @RaineAvina
    @RaineAvina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Who ever made up the Minecraft joke needs to be the actual CEO.

  • @fjrapper436
    @fjrapper436 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Save up your allowance for Juul pods" I'm freaking dead

  • @xile9909
    @xile9909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5490

    "Technically he's 475 years old" is literally the anime community talking about their loli waifus
    Edit. I would just like to say, those defending character design of children presented as sexualised "dream girl" are just disgusting... We really do stray further from God each day...

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Xile As a member of the anime community, can confirm
      However, the design of the character can be used to sort the standard Weebs from the true degenerates

    • @DeathByDying13
      @DeathByDying13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I'm not sure people want to actually have "sexual relations" with them, and if they do it's usually with girl who actually act like they're 500 hundred years old, like the monotone voice and like having knowlege of everything, not some girl who like pink princesses and goes to daycare

    • @dannyishere4006
      @dannyishere4006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@DeathByDying13 still gross

    • @yepyep86
      @yepyep86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@DeathByDying13 you sweet summer child no most loli lovers like that they act cutesy and innocent but will heavily deny that they're underaged and the mental gymnastics they use to justify them liking little girls could get them gold at the Olympics

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      3:13

  • @Or3nji
    @Or3nji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    "That is a child."
    _"Technically he's 475 years old."_
    "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!?"
    That's anime for ya, ain't gotta explain shit.

    • @jsange
      @jsange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      1. Anime is a lawless wasteland
      2. Anime featuring a character that is literally just dust and maybe bone fragments probably wouldn't sell

    • @jjohnson01
      @jjohnson01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jsange lmao could have atleast made them 25 or somethin. Legit just giving pedophiles a get out jail card

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jjohnson01 u think the legal age is 15 in japan

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ton
      It’s 16
      Which is a pretty common age of consent so...
      NO PEDO SHOULD HAVE ANY EXCUSE TO WATCH LOLICON HENTAI

    • @TyphoonTYUIOP
      @TyphoonTYUIOP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jsange Well at least it's realistic
      If your going to make a character more than 400 years old then don't make them look like a fucking child!

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    “Actually, he’s 475 years old.”
    You know I’ve heard that used before to justify some... other things.

    • @Red-S-267
      @Red-S-267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Prays it’s consensual things

    • @kmac291
      @kmac291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So that’s why they were making bed room eyes

    • @MadGamer2002
      @MadGamer2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cough* Meliodas

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @augustovasconcellos7173
      @augustovasconcellos7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Red-S-267 Drawings can't consent

  • @thesecondhalfshow9903
    @thesecondhalfshow9903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Revisiting this in light of recent developments

  • @Darkseeed
    @Darkseeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    This is like a CEO talking to the Head of Marketing, but the roles are reversed.

  • @restlessoblivion
    @restlessoblivion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Brennan as a CEO is back and better than ever!

  • @bigmonke7661
    @bigmonke7661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t stop rewatching these