The Legend of General Brasch (He's a Fraud)

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  • @misterray818
    @misterray818 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +540

    Did you know that General Brasch wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes?

    • @samsassociate1748
      @samsassociate1748 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      General brasch uses a hellpod to protect the planet when he lands

    • @SuperSparrow8173
      @SuperSparrow8173 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      He once knocked out all of the objectives within a minute. Then, he landed

    • @misterray818
      @misterray818 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      General Brasch doesn't believe in Liberty. Liberty believes in General Brasch

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      General Brasch once killed five bile titans with a railgun.
      Then he reloaded.

    • @Danderlion
      @Danderlion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      General brasch do morning routine in valdis sector rn

  • @NthnLikeCodeine
    @NthnLikeCodeine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +263

    It’s canon now, Brasch dives with nothing but his super earth flag

    • @Skullguy-w7b
      @Skullguy-w7b 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He lands a superhero landing and plants the flag in his enemies head at the same time.

    • @Userxxx333
      @Userxxx333 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or maybe he’s just frozen? I have a theory that is super earth froze up clone for every helldiver, and all clone, that’s how we die on the battlefield and that’s why we always have a back up body to re-deploy.
      In this case General Brasch will still be alive.

  • @CarsonTLM.
    @CarsonTLM. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    General Brasch once shot a rail gun and killed 10 Bile titans, then the rail gun shot hit an 11th

  • @echoesact3584
    @echoesact3584 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    what if they put him in those cyrosleep things until the second galatic war

    • @natesgamebox
      @natesgamebox  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      You know, I had not considered that. They use it for the helldivers. Maybe they only wake him up when there’s a major war going on. I like this idea! Thank you!

    • @Zeldagamer809
      @Zeldagamer809 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      "One is never too old to be a student of the enemy. I have learned from the Buggers. you will learn from me." Mazer Rackham, Ender's Game.

    • @timothyroberts1211
      @timothyroberts1211 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Frozen popcile general, yeah he's most likely dead

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 หลายเดือนก่อน

      all recorded attempts at inducing cryostasis were a failure, the file lists the reason sighted is "no substance in the known universe is cold enough to freeze the fire in General Brasch's heart" wait that cant be meant literally... right?

  • @catfwish
    @catfwish 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    He could have been frozen, given it's implied that divers from the first war are still around, and their frozen capsules are the "valuble cargo" from those rocket evacuation missions.

    • @tsoim722
      @tsoim722 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Sounds plausible

    • @conchobharpatterson1871
      @conchobharpatterson1871 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      That's honestly my favorite idea on how he's somehow a veteran while the first war was 100 years ago

  • @everothnyesh9340
    @everothnyesh9340 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +247

    Are we just going to ignore that one of your children is a railgun bearing child?

    • @jovifidelis
      @jovifidelis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yes

    • @MisterCynic18
      @MisterCynic18 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Super Earth respects the constitutional right to arm bears

    • @natesgamebox
      @natesgamebox  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Not only that, he’s also a bear with a railgun. But yes, he most certainly have a democracy cannon

    • @littlegrabbiZZ9PZA
      @littlegrabbiZZ9PZA 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@natesgameboxAutocannon is love, Autocannon is life.

    • @custodialfatherintexas9362
      @custodialfatherintexas9362 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I read that just as it came on screen. Oh my God hilarious.

  • @PerfectDeath4
    @PerfectDeath4 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    General Brasch is willed into existence by the collective liberty of mankind!

  • @insu_na
    @insu_na 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    General Brasch once went to the Illuminate sector to look for planet destroying weapons. And he found them!!

    • @AlexMorellon
      @AlexMorellon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Now I can believe that General brash might have built the house where he was born in, but actually finding weapons of destruction is a little far fetch don’t you think?…

    • @ethanclark428
      @ethanclark428 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Better version: General Brasch once went to the Illuminate sector to look for planet destroying weapons until he realized that the only planet destroying was himself.

    • @insu_na
      @insu_na 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ethanclark428 it's a joke about iraq and WMDs ;)

    • @CF-or3ci
      @CF-or3ci 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Turned out those were his fists

  • @Grekos26
    @Grekos26 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Enemy artillery gets a warning of being in General Brasch’s range

    • @soupSpoon-k5h
      @soupSpoon-k5h หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean everywhere

  • @FelipeASaito
    @FelipeASaito 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    When general Brash mispells a word, the dictionary apologizes and alters itself accordingly

  • @siassmal6502
    @siassmal6502 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    General Brasch's ship has no engines, He just throws it and jumps on.

  • @ethanbrandt8617
    @ethanbrandt8617 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    General Brasch is the Chuck Noris of Helldivers.

    • @エコー-n6g
      @エコー-n6g 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      No Chuck Noris is the General Brasch of a not so super earth

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 หลายเดือนก่อน

      his great great great grandson.

  • @tiseril
    @tiseril 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    When malevelon creek fell - general Brasch picked it up and dusted off all of the automatons

  • @harrisondula1656
    @harrisondula1656 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I think the steeled veterans warbond kinda defeats the no augmentation idea. The arms and legs have been replaced on the armor sets in it

  • @jar-jarnotbinks7685
    @jar-jarnotbinks7685 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    In my headcanon, General Brasch is just a propaganda figure. Maybe the dude really existed at one point, but now is just a glorified hero figure for the AI to deepfake and use as propaganda.
    Also, he's the Chuck Norris of Helldiver.

  • @The_Array117
    @The_Array117 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Questioning super earth?! I’m calling a democracy officer! Stay where you are and do not resist

  • @TheCouchP0tat0
    @TheCouchP0tat0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Hello there citizen! I am SELE AI (Super Earth Law Enforcement AI) and I am here to inform you that you have ALMOST violated Super Earth’s most patriotic law, which is treason/traitory. This offense occurred at 3:27. This is punishable by either a minimal 50 years in prison, or by death. May you have a liberated rest of your day, and don’t let this happen again.

    • @TheCouchP0tat0
      @TheCouchP0tat0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@unhorsedprism37 As of right now, this close offense has been reported, and suspect will be carefully monitored by the Super Earth Ministry. Have a liberated the rest of your day.

  • @the3dprintingbelgian
    @the3dprintingbelgian 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Third option. He was real and they took his super brain and turned him into a super ai for his super tactics

  • @zinney9316
    @zinney9316 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I heard that this one time he picked up a scorcher hulk with his bare hands and broke its vents over his knee.

  • @vanthemanproductions9185
    @vanthemanproductions9185 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I heard once from my democracy officer that General Brasch once looked at an Automaton mega-fortress with such democracy it simply spontaneously combusted.

  • @tiseril
    @tiseril 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When general Brasch's superdestroyer was hit by the enemy - he carried it all the way back to Super Earth for repairs.

  • @makeitflystudio
    @makeitflystudio หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You can't fool me with your illegal terminal broadcast!

  • @Frenchtoastedfruitloops
    @Frenchtoastedfruitloops 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    They need to let us meet him in game when the blue illuminate show up and he look just like Stephen Lang’s colonel Quaritch. In every time line he hunts blue aliens! 😂

  • @RealZynexx
    @RealZynexx หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Report to your nearest democracy officer as soon as possible.

  • @miniwhiffy3465
    @miniwhiffy3465 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    General brasch’s determination to help serve democracy has made him immortal.

  • @Dragonseer666
    @Dragonseer666 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Did you know Death had a near General Brasch experience once? He wields a Hellbomb as his grenade.

  • @TheNoobFN
    @TheNoobFN 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    General Brasch strikes fear into the hearts of even the emotionless automatons

  • @BoblinDaGoblin
    @BoblinDaGoblin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Did you know that General Brasch learned to shoot by building a gun at the age of 4?

  • @garyt3hsna1l82
    @garyt3hsna1l82 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    *Smashes mirror* _We where general brasch all along_

  • @tiseril
    @tiseril 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The automatons only appeared after general Brasch left cyberstan to walk his dog on Pandion.

  • @lunaris69
    @lunaris69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    they coulda put him on ice, a "wake me when you need me" thing

  • @roguewhisker17
    @roguewhisker17 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    General Braschs actual name is John Helldiver

  • @frederickspeller8117
    @frederickspeller8117 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    General Brasch once lost his wallet. It was returned with an extra $500 in it.

  • @mkgamer1102
    @mkgamer1102 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is treason questioning Superearth

  • @ScurvyBoi120
    @ScurvyBoi120 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The ministry is currently investigating this video for unpatriotic lies

  • @JoiH_Squigs
    @JoiH_Squigs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    General Brasch is the Chuck Norris of this galaxy

  • @randomslimer
    @randomslimer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Sure the training can very well be a recording, but he could have very well been frozen to fight in a future war. (our current one) Seems like a thing general Brasch would propose since there were no enemies for a 100 years!

  • @YvetteTomas88
    @YvetteTomas88 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He's like Smokey the Bear, but for helldivers.

  • @Voodoo_Chara
    @Voodoo_Chara 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Word is that General Brasch once served along side John Helldiver during the First Galactic War. They still speak from time to time in recent years.

  • @vaughnludwig6083
    @vaughnludwig6083 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Well if there are still Helldivers that were frozen from the first war then having a familiar personality would be useful for morale

  • @ErR0r_thunder
    @ErR0r_thunder 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I once heard that General Brasch shot his liberator and killed 2 Hulks, a Factory Strider and 3 Tanks. Then the bullet left the barrel

  • @CharlesGarman-g1m
    @CharlesGarman-g1m 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm reporting you to my democracy officer.

  • @E17cho
    @E17cho 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That whole story with General would be good to add to Rebel faction as lore background.

  • @MarkusRomtaah3061
    @MarkusRomtaah3061 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Or he could just be keep on cold and only brought up in time of need, like right now.
    We seen first hand how super earth has cryogenic technology.

  • @quinncykaluzniak5429
    @quinncykaluzniak5429 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    All we know is of his personal shield generator stash, the modified backpacks he uses stop all melee attacks

  • @tohrukobayashi4446
    @tohrukobayashi4446 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Well we know super destroyers have criogenic capsules . So.. he can be alive . Even after 100 years of war

  • @finzard887
    @finzard887 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He is never in danger, he is the danger, he is the one who knocks, he is democracy incarnate, he is… Brasch o7

  • @beanie.weanie
    @beanie.weanie หลายเดือนก่อน

    I seen brasch take out 4 hulks at once AND THEN he dropped into the planet

  • @ixandroid6085
    @ixandroid6085 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Brasch tactics wasn't able to save the general from high blood pressure. Farewell good general

  • @zibblobet3425
    @zibblobet3425 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Chuck Norris' only rival

  • @David-tu9gj
    @David-tu9gj 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    It's not "irregardless of consequences", it's "regardless of consequences"

  • @5hane9ro
    @5hane9ro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This sounds like it's traitor talk, I'll report you to a local democracy officer

  • @DuraLexSedLex
    @DuraLexSedLex 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    We literally have augmented dudes in the first premium warbond after they've lost limbs (the various armors), and they can store people in cryopods. This is grasping at silly things and the fun of it is greatly reduced by poor research.

  • @gmradio2436
    @gmradio2436 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Theory: Brasch is real and alive, but his cryo pod was lost during the war. He is out there somewhere.

  • @RealBelisariusCawl
    @RealBelisariusCawl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:42 “What do you… why is… THAT A BE- okay…”
    My no-shit out-loud comment as that happened.

  • @HengerR
    @HengerR 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *Grabs Punisher* We're not gonna need the the Democracy officer for this one!

  • @bclt4705
    @bclt4705 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think people in the helldivers universe are simply able to grow 7 feet tall

  • @Crow-Grumpy
    @Crow-Grumpy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That title sounds like some treason

  • @raighteous7165
    @raighteous7165 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    reported to my democracy officer >:(

  • @matiasgaming4971
    @matiasgaming4971 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am calling up my local democracy officer at this very moment. Your dissident days are done

  • @RatMuncher-v1i
    @RatMuncher-v1i 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    saying hes a fraud sounds alot like treason...

  • @Trans_F1sh
    @Trans_F1sh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Did you know that General Brasch's magazines are so democratic that they can librerate whole systems with one bullet?

  • @the_big_man8778
    @the_big_man8778 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Y’all talking about General Brash, I heard that Lieutenant General Bohld has never seen combat

  • @MetalFalcon99
    @MetalFalcon99 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Holy shit guys, IT'S UNCLE SAM!!!!!

  • @cheddarchiparmy2348
    @cheddarchiparmy2348 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So this is what happens when you don't terminate illegal broadcasts

  • @salinator5354
    @salinator5354 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    General Brasch is just Chesty Puller for Helldivers

  • @jacksentertainmentsystem3190
    @jacksentertainmentsystem3190 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I refuse your vile propoganda, you Autamaton in Diver's clothing!
    General Brasch will always be the hero of Super Earth!

  • @TheMrLongmann
    @TheMrLongmann 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So much treason in one video, super earth is watching u

  • @GrogedUp
    @GrogedUp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    could be frozen like literally everyone else

  • @thebutchersarmy7031
    @thebutchersarmy7031 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't you know brash has a bear carpet it's not dead it's just paralyzed with fear

  • @L0VAC-53
    @L0VAC-53 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    General Brash is the Helldivers 2 Chuck Norris!
    Also he could have been frozen like the rest of the helldivers.

  • @brindille6330
    @brindille6330 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's it, I'm reporting you to my democracy officier

  • @tiseril
    @tiseril 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If general Brasch ever used a stim - the stim would get addicted to general Brasch (This research was sponsored by Super Earth Pharmaceutical Inc)

  • @zoeymara
    @zoeymara 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    my idea is that he is frozen in a cyro pod with his mind linked to a super computer . also they bring him out once a year for a day to record super earth propaganda

  • @Epic_747
    @Epic_747 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    chances are brasch didnt live too long even if he survived countless battles, since stims probably dont actually repair tissue and bone damage, after a few battles his body would have been absolutely wrecked

  • @NotAllowed778
    @NotAllowed778 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He’s over 200 years old

  • @ikglsamte_2056
    @ikglsamte_2056 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He's the great grandson of Chuck Norris

  • @timjim-ks8gi
    @timjim-ks8gi หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sounding kinda undemocratic there, the ministry of truth would like to have a word

  • @carlosdgutierrez6570
    @carlosdgutierrez6570 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Augmentations go extend Genreal Brash's life don't need to be cybernetic in nature.
    Biotechnology and genetic therapy could extend the life and your of brash to the point or still be a thing 100 years after the first war, something doable given the technological advancement if Super Earth and the technology captured from the Illuminate.

  • @Thud000
    @Thud000 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Treason

  • @stv9042
    @stv9042 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It ridiculous your subscriber count does not match your sub count at all, really liking the vids.

  • @mrsmith5114
    @mrsmith5114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Super Earth wanted him to live forever, so they tried to make him a cyborg. That didn't end well, because now he is the leader of the Automaton. That's the lore and I am sticking with it. One day, we will have to fight General Brasch.

    • @jonathanspalding6973
      @jonathanspalding6973 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's a fun possibility. It'd be cool to have a genuine single antagonist on the side of the bots.

    • @mrsmith5114
      @mrsmith5114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jonathanspalding6973 Yeah, good thoughts.

  • @i_basl
    @i_basl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    do you also say that general brasch’s home brewed liber-tea is not real?!

  • @genericbean4727
    @genericbean4727 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well yeah, of course he did all of that stuff. Lemme guess, the Illuminate is coming back, too?

  • @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center
    @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    General Brasch is Joel

    • @natesgamebox
      @natesgamebox  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This here is a bold claim. I love it

    • @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center
      @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@natesgamebox Claim? No, this is not a claim. Galactic General Joel William Brasch has ordered me to inform all Super Destroyer the News.

    • @Rocket_Devastator
      @Rocket_Devastator 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      HEART. STEEL.

    • @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center
      @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @InsertnameRhere you think his name is John? His name is Joel William Brasch

    • @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center
      @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @InsertnameRhere That's why he's the greatest choice to lead us. You'll deny that he does.

  • @Bionicdodo24
    @Bionicdodo24 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He is gone but not for the reasons you'd think, a recent leak state's general brasch sacrificed himself for super earth, by jumping into the core of an automaton mother ship, causing it to blow up and fall to the planet destroying the bulk of the army and marking him as a hero... Nah I'm making this shi up fam

  • @thefivehunter8200
    @thefivehunter8200 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just Chuck Noris of helldrivers

  • @dr.calibrations7984
    @dr.calibrations7984 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a former Marine, the "made up" story you gave about Brasch is hilariously close to what we say about Chesty Puller or Gen. Mattis.

  • @franzoloranzo7302
    @franzoloranzo7302 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I‘ve only watched till 2:48 because my daily internet time granted by the ministry of entertainment is almost up, but so far this is a very patriotic and informative video, no treason here

  • @SleepingGazelle
    @SleepingGazelle หลายเดือนก่อน

    The ministry truth is looking into this video

  • @Senator_of_the_Stars
    @Senator_of_the_Stars 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    General brash vs chuck norris

  • @darkstormww7479
    @darkstormww7479 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hol up when you start the game and theres the clean cut you mean the look familiar guy isnt brasch?

  • @elpollo2805
    @elpollo2805 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nah, he got frozen after the first war, and unfroze when he was needed to defend democracy.
    My theory, anyway

  • @Pinoylegacy
    @Pinoylegacy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Could he be their "Uncle Sam"

  • @Michael-x5v3p
    @Michael-x5v3p 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the second half of the video was quite undemocratic of you, a democracy officer will be visiting you very soon, for Super Earth!

  • @trollpatrol1177
    @trollpatrol1177 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Meh, I still learned some useful things from those vids. Tips distributed over time, with the chance to fuck up in a VR environment, let's you learn at your own pace.
    Frankly, this could be a more economic way to train troops. Distribute information and training in VR to minimize food and supply usage, then deploy for more effective shock troops.
    Just an idea for the Ministry of Defense on Super Earth to consider. (VR that simulates some pain = more effective training. No pain, no gain)
    I will dream of becoming the General Bracsh that my battle buddies can look too for inspiration.

  • @friendlyfire3412
    @friendlyfire3412 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Brasch is ... Karl. From DRG!

  • @ummmmmf9712
    @ummmmmf9712 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Do what happens at malevelon creek

  • @dragonmaster5556
    @dragonmaster5556 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hello remember me I commented on your first raft video are you ever doing raft again

  • @sonid7111
    @sonid7111 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey.... I don't know if you might ever read this comment but I want to know more about John Helldiver and how he killed 3 bile titans in 1 shot.