Embarrassing Day for House Republicans, Trump’s Tax Returns Released & Southwest Airlines Mess

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ม.ค. 2023
  • Jimmy and Guillermo share their New Year resolutions, Bill Cosby is planning to go on tour, we got the final report from the January 6th committee that included evidence that Donald Trump knew he lost and even tried to trademark the term “rigged election,” six years’ worth of Trump’s Tax Returns were finally released, it was revealed that he donated zero dollars in 2020 to charity, the new year got off to a hot start at Mar-a-Lago with party guests like MyPillow Mike Lindell and Rudy Giuliani, we got more information over the break that newly elected Congressman George Santos from New York basically lied about everything, Republicans took control of the House today and were unable to pick a Speaker, Kevin McCarthy lost three rounds of voting, a group of local dominatrix-es made a pitch for building a community dungeon at a meeting of the Ft. Lauderdale City Commission, we have our winners of the first award for “Excellence in Reporting” in 2023, and after cancelling about 16,000 flights over the holiday, Southwest Airlines is putting out a new video that should help passengers have an easier time.
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  • @Songshare
    @Songshare ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Southwest Airlines commercial was hilarious 😂

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've been an agnostic for over 40 years so, "This just in. There is no God." really got me. Just wicked.

    • @peggywoods4327
      @peggywoods4327 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that ad was hilarious!

    • @stefanschneider3681
      @stefanschneider3681 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But I won't be able to sleep tonight, I'll always see that nice lady turning into .... THE DEVIL 👹😱🤯😳🤣🤣🤣!

  • @ashlibabbitt8609
    @ashlibabbitt8609 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    HAKEEM JEFFRIES FOR SPEAKER!!!

    • @OhhhhCheri
      @OhhhhCheri ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤞

    • @kateskeys
      @kateskeys ปีที่แล้ว

      👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Angry Republicans infighting this hard truly is a great start to the new year! Happy 2023!!

    • @maryschott9765
      @maryschott9765 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved every minute of that brawl of deplorable. Can't think of one single rethug I even like.

  • @russwoodward8251
    @russwoodward8251 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank You Jimmy and Giuillermo! You are a breath of fresh air.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "You get what you F*cking deserve!"-The Joker to Kevin McCarthy

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where's Nancy oh that's right Democrats lost

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@danmcgriff1421
      But she never lost the speakership when democrats had the house. Actually, she won it twice and poor Kevin can’t even get the votes after three tries.

    • @madaemon
      @madaemon ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danmcgriff1421 And yet Democrat Hakeem Jeffries still got more votes than McCarthy in each of the three votes for Speaker. If this is what happens when Republicans "win"...

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danmcgriff1421 That is some sorry trolling there. Put forth some effort, please.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FrankBenlin I really wasn't trying to meet your high standards there Frankie, but thanks for the criticism Happy New Year

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen ปีที่แล้ว +141

    How, how is it even remotely possible that both Rudy and Donald Trump ever have had wives? So gross. 😑

  • @HelenHumphries
    @HelenHumphries ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It seems that McCarthy is as wanted as House Speaker as VD is in a Convent.

  • @YoRocky89
    @YoRocky89 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Matt Gaetz nominated Jim Jordan for Speaker who turned around and nominated Kevin McCarthy. You can’t make this up!

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are a bunch of clowns.

    • @gaiagreen2690
      @gaiagreen2690 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's a stunt! Gaetz nominated Jordan because "Jordan was humble and didn't want to be the Speaker," so Jordan is now doubling down on fake humility and hoping he might get that gavel after all by faking some more of that "not interested due to excess of humility." 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @justsaying3729
      @justsaying3729 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chaos! smh!! KARMA!

    • @ladymae48
      @ladymae48 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan wants it. He is a big faker and full of BS.

    • @patcolin2
      @patcolin2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The MAGA crazies are holding McCarthy hostage... apparently they are asking for something he is reluctant to hand over.
      (He gave them everything else)
      J. Jordan is just holding the votes, until they can squeeze McCarthy a bit more.
      Wouldn't it be funny, if six real republicans decided to jump ship and join the Democrats in supporting Jeffries?

  • @mirandap.l.8424
    @mirandap.l.8424 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Americans wouldn't have these issues with airlines if we had high-speed trains across the country to compete!

    • @Linky609
      @Linky609 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Good luck running high speed through the mountain ranges. Up and down the coasts is feasible but you'd have to build all new track as the rail that we have now can't accommodate bullet trains.

    • @jungbolosse3034
      @jungbolosse3034 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Linky609 Reduce military spending by 20% and that is enough to build high speed rail where needed & profitable.

    • @MsAnpassad
      @MsAnpassad ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ​@@Linky609 Yeah, because we don't have mountains in Europe./s

    • @MsAnpassad
      @MsAnpassad ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Lalo-jn9hu Actually, you did shy away, as you didn't join until the Brits and the Russians were already winning. 🙂

    • @MrDog-fk1pd
      @MrDog-fk1pd ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MsAnpassad the entire UK is the size of one state. The mere existence of the Midwest means the dismissal of high-speed rail as a worthwhile pursuit in the eyes of most sensible Americans

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kevin McCarthy doesn't lean far enough to the right 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @code-bleu3492
    @code-bleu3492 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Saying you're Assistant Regional Manager when you're actually Assistant TO THE Regional Manager is "embellishing your resume." George Santos was straight up slinging handfuls of bullsh*t.

    • @desertsky
      @desertsky ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's what she said.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "everyone does it" is not a defense

    • @avictorbell2835
      @avictorbell2835 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Standard issue republicant

    • @tracesmith4966
      @tracesmith4966 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅🥰

    • @g.mcolon6007
      @g.mcolon6007 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And people still voted for him

  • @julieutley2073
    @julieutley2073 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hi Jimmy, Guiermo and crew! Glad to have you all back!

  • @TatsuDeMtz19
    @TatsuDeMtz19 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It was kinda funny when Kevin McCarthy(R) got rejected 3 🤣

  • @kingjamos2422
    @kingjamos2422 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I fully approve of the dominatrix as the speaker of the house. Congress has been a very bad boy. *cracks whip*

    • @RHCole
      @RHCole ปีที่แล้ว +53

      House Majority Whip: Thank you, Mistress, may I have another!

    • @lopanreturns7085
      @lopanreturns7085 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ryan Cole House Majority Whip

    • @fredwhiffle6671
      @fredwhiffle6671 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @kingjamos2422 Bad idea. There are too many sick bastards in Congress that would likely enjoy a whipping.

    • @tails0420ify
      @tails0420ify ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lucy Liu from Charlie's Angeles? Where they break into the mainframe?

    • @StoicVeR
      @StoicVeR ปีที่แล้ว

      The people in the intimidating body armor and glossy shine, have more integrity and tactfulness than the republicans. I would gladly obey her command any day. My safety word is "Pineapples"

  • @JimmyDeLocke
    @JimmyDeLocke ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The Southwest Airlines bit was pure gold

    • @MTM358
      @MTM358 ปีที่แล้ว

      "A good bang on the head will help you forget you could have flown Delta for an extra $19" hahahaha

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Welcome back Jimmy and Guillermo and Happy New Year.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The GOP always says that Government doesn’t work…
    Then they get elected and prove it! 🤣😂

    • @oldmanfromoc7684
      @oldmanfromoc7684 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is a fact!

    • @yourmomma2995
      @yourmomma2995 ปีที่แล้ว

      the guys that are now standing up for us republicans are showing me that they CAN work if pushed hard enough. ZERO republicans i know want rino McCarthy as speaker, only the dems hope for that.

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yourmomma2995 nobody is standing up for you. We’re laughing at you.

    • @claudiajacques2339
      @claudiajacques2339 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😁😁

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but guess what Pelosi's gone

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    The fact that Kevin McCarthy moved into the speaker’s office without the votes is FriGGIN hilarious.😂

    • @ashlibabbitt8609
      @ashlibabbitt8609 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I bet he's sobbing into his pillow right now

    • @jasonvegan5761
      @jasonvegan5761 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Even though he won’t be there long term, at least he was there long enough to experience the upper decker Nancy left him in the private bathroom 🚽

    • @robertray6021
      @robertray6021 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Latest news on that is... Matt Geatz has requested the Architect of the Capitol to have him evicted from the speaker's office. He accused him of being a squatter.

    • @duanebidoux6087
      @duanebidoux6087 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "Mind over reality." Should be the GOP mantra.

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Demented Donnie will move from Merda Lardo to the 45th floor of Trump Tower in preparation for his coming house arrest after he's found guilty of all crimes he's committed.

  • @donnaabrams2570
    @donnaabrams2570 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Seeing MTG not getting her way is almost as good as seeing McCarthy humiliated. She was so sure she would be second in command and she can’t even get her boy elected speaker! It’s like I got invited to a party I didn’t even know was happening!

    • @ajgrant94
      @ajgrant94 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right!! Almost as funny as the senile, crime-riddled perv!

  • @storywala88
    @storywala88 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The three walking away in style in full dominatrics clothing was amazing 💯

    • @patm5086
      @patm5086 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was awesome

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Powerful but would have been more effective if she had memorized the short speech instead of pausing to read it. Nerves I guess.

    • @elia.almodovar9558
      @elia.almodovar9558 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FrankBenlin She's a DOMINATRIX, not a politician! Not my style, but I'd trust her over a politician any day!

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@elia.almodovar9558 Yes, Mistress.

  • @goodtroublemaker143
    @goodtroublemaker143 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I started watching this new reality tv show today called 118th Congress: SOTH elections. They put 434 congressmen-elect in a room and see if they can elect a Speaker and get sworn in before their terms expire.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah they got problems but guess what Nancy Pelosi is gone

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like how they can't leave til they have finished the vote.

  • @Songshare
    @Songshare ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Gawd, I have been despising the GOP for many decades. They are always trying to outdo each other with deplorable actions.

    • @karenbooth9978
      @karenbooth9978 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right, if democrats could, they'd enslave blacks again.

    • @markedly1013
      @markedly1013 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Instead of despising them, you can now be entertained by them.

    • @Whytepathe
      @Whytepathe ปีที่แล้ว

      Because the democrats are so much better? Fake collusion? The support of Antifa and BLM that killed 24 people, caused billions in damages, set fires, terrorized thousands, and ALSO went into government buildings? That lied about the Kavanaugh rapes? Doxxed the minor Sandmann? Demonized the minor Rittenhouse? Falsely accused Page and Papadoopoulos and too many other things to number? Those democrats?

    • @mikejones5364
      @mikejones5364 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah, as democrat your still pissed off they freed the slaves.......

    • @dmercury292
      @dmercury292 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you not entertained?

  • @treefolkhero2850
    @treefolkhero2850 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you for keeping up the good fight against T****.
    I have gladly lost a lot of friends to Trump and Jimmy keeps me going

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lost a lot of friends to Trump ? What do you mean? They died from COVID or something ?

    • @desertsky
      @desertsky ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jimreily7538 He means that some of his friends became enamored by Trump and his beautiful wife and his gold encrusted Manhattan Penthouse and they maybe wandered over to Fox News and because of their need to worship someone they chose Trump. Tree Folk Hero and I have have both lost friends who went over to the "dark side". It's a difficult thing. To answer your 2nd question - yes - I lost a friend who refused the vaccine to Covid. BTW I'm in my 60s so taking chances with information heard on Fox News might be riskier for me than for you. Remember that.

  • @kelseycoyote6576
    @kelseycoyote6576 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jimmy dear, it is a good year. 2023, the year of indictments! Let's make sure we all have lots and lots of popcorn! Great show as always! So happy new year!

    • @kristopherwatkins45
      @kristopherwatkins45 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kelsey Coyote Hello! How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year.

    • @JohnPenn77
      @JohnPenn77 ปีที่แล้ว

      You certainly must be reffering to hunter biden, pelosi, hobbs, omar the list goes on. make that cornpop. When are these card carrying idiots who vote democrat despite the state of the union going to wake up and study American history, let alone world, via the library of congress? Just keep watching kimmel and believe everything he says. This is how morons stay informed.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I never thought I’d see Kevin McCarthy’s face be longer than Lauren Boebert’s. It’s great watching his dream get shattered, for the second time after he lost to Paul Ryan last time.

    • @richardgonzalez6075
      @richardgonzalez6075 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @spaceballs44
      @spaceballs44 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d laugh if Paul Ryan got invited back to be Speaker again.

    • @williamgullett5911
      @williamgullett5911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't it great that there are people in this world that we can hope have bad things happen to them to make ourselves feel better about miserable lives? Good for you!!!

    • @williamgullett5911
      @williamgullett5911 ปีที่แล้ว

      @spaceballs44 they should get Trump as Speaker.

    • @RetroGamerBB
      @RetroGamerBB ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamgullett5911 he only lost to Ryan because of the smearing of Clinton to drive down her poll numbers. His words. Even Lyndsey Graham said to stop talking about Benghazi because as he said, "we cut the funding for that embassy and it's not going to help our cause if the American people find out". Republicans hate Americans and they pretend to love the country.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Don't be surprised if George Santos say his real father is Donald Trump.

    • @drafat75
      @drafat75 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That, I would actually believe!

    • @monicaphillips2730
      @monicaphillips2730 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Whooadizz
      @Whooadizz ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well the proof will be revealed on next SNL episode 😂

    • @darlenelarochelle4011
      @darlenelarochelle4011 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldn't be surprised if he was.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't be surprised if it's true.

  • @bwmcelya
    @bwmcelya ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I claimed zero on my taxes one year and the IRS wrecked my life.

    • @robsmerkin564
      @robsmerkin564 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You weren't rich enough

    • @blackr0se
      @blackr0se ปีที่แล้ว

      b.s. IRS doesnt care about loser incomes

    • @bodhinutah
      @bodhinutah ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blackr0se Apparently they do since they want to see Venmo transactions over $600 and that's what the new 87K IRS agents are for. It's not to go after the people that donate to the politicians.

  • @Mallykins
    @Mallykins ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when Trump heard Fox didn’t even show.

    • @kristopherwatkins45
      @kristopherwatkins45 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jamie Turner Hello! How're you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year.

  • @FenNick1994
    @FenNick1994 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Rudy Ghoulianni's boomer video cracks me up.

  • @derekstadler9037
    @derekstadler9037 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Critics are saying that Bill Cosby’s new tour is so funny that you will get dizzy from laughing so hard and pass out

    • @BP-bx6si
      @BP-bx6si ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2 drink minimum...

    • @RHCole
      @RHCole ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BP-bx6si Avoid the pudding pops.

    • @danieldonnelly1581
      @danieldonnelly1581 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RHCole is that a euphemism for his doink? Lol

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And wake up with a size 12 poop chute!

    • @fredjones6516
      @fredjones6516 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No thanks.

  • @MrCub1911
    @MrCub1911 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That could've been the "this week in Florida". Luckily Florida always gives you a second chance

  • @lorifrier8921
    @lorifrier8921 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The problem with a dungeon in Florida is the water table 🤪

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Irate Republicans is a good enough start to the year for me.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As long as Nancy's gone it's going to be a better year you're right

    • @Whytepathe
      @Whytepathe ปีที่แล้ว

      You poor guys are so duped by your elites. Why do you think people pulled for Trump so hard, even with his faults? Because both parties have become elite posers except for a handful of people and most of those handful of decent politicians are, yes, in the Republican party.

    • @Sky_Blaze
      @Sky_Blaze ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danmcgriff1421 nothing's going to be better till people realize it's not Democrat vs Republican.. it's Elite vs Us. Everything is going how they want, and they all laugh and high five each other at their get togethers. While citizen's that are brainwashed argue about their worthless party.

    • @toolrocks10
      @toolrocks10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mccarthy is being endorsed by the clown 🤡 which is a good sign he will lose.

    • @justsaying3729
      @justsaying3729 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They all want their 10 minutes of fame. None of them will get anything done but conduct worthless investigations on Democrats and the FBI. But what policies do they bring to the people beside increasing wealth for the Rich & pushing forward the Anti-abortion agenda which is already costing them seats. they will do Nothing, as usual.

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The fact that there are Reps that are even farther to the right than McCarthy is most disturbing.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว

      As long as the Republicans are in charge will be better off

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danmcgriff1421 Sure, if you are a fan of living under a dictatorship.

    • @sparkadventures3369
      @sparkadventures3369 ปีที่แล้ว

      What you need to worry about it’s the left I just don’t get why people can not wake up and see how evil the left is please everybody do not vote blue

  • @kn9ioutom
    @kn9ioutom ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LEONA HELMSLY SAID IT ! TAXES ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE !!!

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love the kid with the Harry Potter glasses looking at Santos....

  • @thaIllYankee
    @thaIllYankee ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That Dominatrix Clip was hilarious 😆😆😆

  • @BeBopDragon
    @BeBopDragon ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Happy New Year to everyone reading this!!💥 And yay, Jimmy's back! 🫶

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy New Year to you.

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy New Year back at you. Definitely good to see Jimmy back. I've been getting by on repeats of some of his older monologues. 🙂

    • @starsabove8059
      @starsabove8059 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎉🎈🎇

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the same to you!

    • @kristopherwatkins45
      @kristopherwatkins45 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BMW Hello! How're you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year.

  • @gaywizard2000
    @gaywizard2000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah, special thanks to the resident knuckleheads of long Island who voted for Santos! Feeling swindled ?

  • @JasonCarney.
    @JasonCarney. ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Spanker of the House just walked out of the City Commission Meeting 🤣🤣

  • @bobkonradi1027
    @bobkonradi1027 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Regarding New Congressman Santos: It is reported tonight that the county prosecutor in his congressional district has him under investigation, so does the New York Attorney General, as is happenings at the U.S. Dept of Justice. NOW, it comes out that in Brazil, thanks to his newfound notoriety, they've discovered where he is, and they want to get him down there so they can re-open a prosecution against him since 2008. He stole somebody's checkbook down there and wrote some fraudulent checks, then Got The F*ck Out (GTFO) before they could lock him up. So in addition to the fraudulent checks in Brazil, there's Unlawful Flight To Avoid Prosecution. So he might end up on a rotating schedule of 4 different prisons, visit one in the spring, another all summer, the third one as the leaves turn orange, then Brazil in our winter, which is their summer, being far south of the equator. Stay tuned.

    • @madaemon
      @madaemon ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's hilarious, though maybe you're confusing Brazil and Argentina on the geography? Roughly 90% of Brazil lies between the Equator and the Tropic of Capricorn, whereas Argentina starts just north of Capricorn then continues south, almost to the Antarctic Circle. But I do love the image of him being transferred around like the brat none of the in-laws want to house for more than a month.

    • @jamesdoakes4956
      @jamesdoakes4956 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bruh. He’s a politician now. Politicians have invisible forcefields to keep them from accountability

    • @thomaskline
      @thomaskline ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Equator runs through northern Brazil.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The person from whom Santos stole the chequebook in order to go on a "Pretty Woman" shopping spree was the incapacitated client for whom his mother had been hired to provide nursing care. That's the same mother he claimed had been killed on 9/11, as well as several other convenient dates, despite her actually dying in 2016.
      Repeatedly throwing your mother under the bus throughout your life is where conservatives are now, assuming they've ever been anywhere else.

    • @williamgullett5911
      @williamgullett5911 ปีที่แล้ว

      You people always equate investigations and indictments with guilt. It's guilty in a court of law, not guilty in your court

  • @MartinSmith
    @MartinSmith ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At This POINT, It's PAST
    Ridiculous 👎❗❗

  • @narlycat
    @narlycat ปีที่แล้ว +5

    did I say I worked at Goldman Sacs? I meant Goldman Slacks....Goldman Slacks....you know the Jewish tailor who owns a shop down the block. my mishpocha

  • @juanmontas5664
    @juanmontas5664 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Welcome back Jimmy and Guillermo!

  • @MNDrummer
    @MNDrummer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The speaker debate is literally democracy in action. People should welcome such a debate. A healthy republic requires healthy debate both in our elected chambers and in the public square.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “Tomorrow is going to be a cast good day” - kevin mccarthy yesterday. And he was right! It is a very good day… for the Democrats 🤣😂

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A trump endorsement seems to be the kiss of death.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate to tell you pal but the Democrats are useless now deal with it

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danmcgriff1421

    • @Q_from_Star_Trek
      @Q_from_Star_Trek ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's humiliating for the dems cause they see who they lost the house of representatives to...and that DeSantos, the cherry on top of the cake...

    • @kansasross
      @kansasross ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The three stages of Despotism:
      Hero
      Nero
      Zero
      We have been through these stages
      twice in our history and both times
      it was called McCarthyism.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Thank goodness you're back, Jimmy and Guillermo!

  • @calags
    @calags ปีที่แล้ว +8

    McCarthy asking for another round of votes: "More please Mistress!"

  • @ChrisFabianoNYC
    @ChrisFabianoNYC ปีที่แล้ว +59

    How do you NOT make a joke about the woman hiding from Rudy's camera 🤷

    • @paulk5670
      @paulk5670 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably seemed like such a natural reaction to being filmes by Rudy that he thought nothing of it.

    • @CraigMcfly1985
      @CraigMcfly1985 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe it's a Tik Tok video.

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah how? That was hilarious, people showed up for his lame party but don't want anyone to know lol. 😄

  • @zed4225
    @zed4225 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Happy New Year Jimmy K and crew, all the best for 2023, let sanity prevail, please, and division become unity.

    • @annetteharmon6194
      @annetteharmon6194 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let humanity prevail cause banking on bullshit evil holidays that pink amerikkka history has pushed out for my ancestors January 1st was the in the black day that meant black children mother and father and sisters were sold off incase the plantation owner owed a sum of money he could hire out bodies for so many years till the debt was paid nah new year in the dead of winter logical thinking I'm just saying 😂

    • @mynameisearl1777
      @mynameisearl1777 ปีที่แล้ว

      😍😘😘 How sweet

    • @MS-st1zb
      @MS-st1zb ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't you play in Pulp Fiction?.

  • @lydiagray2009
    @lydiagray2009 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was an audience member of this show. I would do it again. Nice show 👌 👏🏾 Jimmy put my husband on the spot 😄

  • @walter9724
    @walter9724 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    That nye party looked like the most miserable party I think anyone could attend

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm happy none of major news channels covered trump's lame new year's eve party I bet that ruined his night,but hopefully they are finally waking up to trump's B.S.

    • @janiceleeripley443
      @janiceleeripley443 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Really unsightly flower arrangements onthe tables.

    • @genevadixon8426
      @genevadixon8426 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They were really getting down, on the dance floor 😅.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@genevadixon8426 I think it was the up-to-the-minute music that had the young 'uns grooving so hard.

    • @mimiboucher1182
      @mimiboucher1182 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janiceleeripley443 yes. Needed a purple accent flower maybe orchids to compliment the purple furniture or what have you. But it looked like a fireworks 🎇 so not all bad?

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Politicians, it's in their nature to lie but this is a whole new level of catfishing. Which is what he's doing.

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Donald is hearing about Santos and feeling envy.

    • @zogar8526
      @zogar8526 ปีที่แล้ว

      @philipsmashmouth8782 name one lie Biden has told. Just one. I'll wait.

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, Republican politicians. Don't both sides this!

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@philipsmashmouth8782 no. Don't be ridiculous!

    • @great-ok-good
      @great-ok-good ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@philipsmashmouth8782 if you don’t see Biden as the sweet person that he is, then that’s just on you!

  • @KristenNguyen009
    @KristenNguyen009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is embarrasing for McCarthy, He should just move back to the doghouse at mar a lago where his master is at.

  • @rickmaida2874
    @rickmaida2874 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kudos Jimmy Kimmel for honoring hard working people 'I love people how love their jobs'. Truly commendable! Bravo!!!

  • @MDWD
    @MDWD ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Welcome back Jimmy!! Boy have you been missed

  • @lip-skisnaturals9250
    @lip-skisnaturals9250 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If Kevin McCarthy wants to be US Speaker of the House, 2nd in line for Presidential succussion, he should become an Independent. SNAP

    • @lip-skisnaturals9250
      @lip-skisnaturals9250 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All he has to do is talk to the right people. Oh he is. Well, that's the problem.

  • @jacquelinedroru3961
    @jacquelinedroru3961 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Happy New Year Jimmy, Guillermo and yo families....... The best of 2023!!!!

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    That meeting with the dominatrixes threw me for a loop. I honestly thought it was just another one of Jimmy’s jokes and then I realized “These people exist, so this is definitely possible.” What I would give to be a fly on the wall when that meeting took place…

    • @fredwhiffle6671
      @fredwhiffle6671 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Huh? You didn’t need to be a fly on the wall. It was a city council meeting and open to everyone - even if you don’t live there.

    • @whammo11224
      @whammo11224 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I thought it was fake, until they walked out!

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very much real. It was on our local news station before Kimmel aired it.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not gonna lie, those women looked pretty fabulous. I loved the pitch 😀

    • @douglashenry6996
      @douglashenry6996 ปีที่แล้ว

      "These people exist, so this is definitely possible". Unfortunately, the same can be said about the Republicans.

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    My daughter's flight was canceled twice.
    The amount of disruption was incredible and heartbreaking. It really broke my heart.
    I haven't seen her in almost a year.

    • @danylo7768
      @danylo7768 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it’s just a flight. be thankful she’s ok instead of risking a flight from a terrible airline. she probably would’ve died from being in their hands

    • @lindaginn7714
      @lindaginn7714 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm sorry that happened to you. Hope you will be able to see her soon.

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danylo7768 it's just a flight,until you're threatened to be arrested for just being there.

    • @AnthologyOfDave
      @AnthologyOfDave ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe she doesn't exist, and you're trapped in a coma dream!

    • @helenclough2320
      @helenclough2320 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have never had a problem with Southwest

  • @Mitsoxfan
    @Mitsoxfan ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the lady who was like "oh crap, no filming!"

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like don't associate me with Giuliani!

  • @_b_9895
    @_b_9895 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now I can't listen to Footloose ever again.

  • @zekeonstormpeak4186
    @zekeonstormpeak4186 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s an embarrassment whenever Kimmel comes in the air, thinking he’s a comedian!!!

  • @melissajules8694
    @melissajules8694 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Happy new year Jimmy, we miss you so much.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗 😉❤️👍

  • @bernadettefuson1678
    @bernadettefuson1678 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Practically spit out my coffee with the Southwest Airlines bit.

  • @twix7745
    @twix7745 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Are there any districts that have a dungeon?”….🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just died….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Graybeard_
    @Graybeard_ ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Santos didn't just embellish his resume', he embellished his entire life and the lives of others. That's pretty far off the deep end.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 ปีที่แล้ว

      Typically Brazilian

    • @nata3467
      @nata3467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Typical Trump Republican. Best and brightest.

  • @tedshelton3327
    @tedshelton3327 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why not Liz Cheney for SoH? Surely there are 218 votes for her within total House.

  • @SlinkyTWF
    @SlinkyTWF ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd bet that Santos' real name is Zelig.

  • @shirleyrombough8173
    @shirleyrombough8173 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Excellent monologue. Very witty, much needed.

  • @denisebuethe9462
    @denisebuethe9462 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    SUPER HAPPY YOU'RE BACK!!!

  • @ashrithreddy5967
    @ashrithreddy5967 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Happy new year Jimmy and Guillermo, welcome back for the first time in 2023!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking forward to tonight because all the late night folks are back!

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I stopped flying with Southwest years ago. It's like flying with a herd of cattle.

  • @tonylang7526
    @tonylang7526 ปีที่แล้ว

    WOW!! COUNT ME IN ON THE DUNGEON!!!

  • @rathertiredofthemess2841
    @rathertiredofthemess2841 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Took control of the House, this time without breaking and entering! Lol! Priceless!

  • @andrewwilliams9599
    @andrewwilliams9599 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Go get 'em, Jimmy!

  • @brandyseverin4077
    @brandyseverin4077 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've never been this early!!
    ACKNOWLEDGE MEEEEE lol
    Welcome back Jimmy and crew!!

    • @kristopherwatkins45
      @kristopherwatkins45 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brandy Severin Hello! How're you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year.

  • @williamwaters4506
    @williamwaters4506 ปีที่แล้ว

    Embarrassing? Politicians do not feel embarrassment, shame, disgrace etc.

  • @just_kos99
    @just_kos99 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Erm... did Jimmy just say that Puerto Rico is a foreign country? Unless he meant it facetiously, as like Trump, who thought there was a President of Puerto Rico (not realizing HE was the President of PR).

  • @doug4699
    @doug4699 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Can someone Please nominate Santos for Speaker of the House! 😂

    • @nata3467
      @nata3467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good call. Got to say now Matt gets gets his butt head

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Turns out, according to him, he already IS Speaker of the House.

    • @richardgonzalez6075
      @richardgonzalez6075 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Whooohooo ! He's back 👍

  • @franklinwilson8573
    @franklinwilson8573 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With MANY MORE TO COME, JIMMY!!!!!!!!

  • @andrewstevenson118
    @andrewstevenson118 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    On the subject of corporations, a friend came up with a theory about the behaviour of corporate bosses. When you get the job, ask for your bonus and/or salary to be tied to the share price. Then implement staff cuts, service reductions, reduced benefits and some minor price increases. Nothing illegal. The market analysts love cost reductions (your profit goes up) and so the share price goes up. You make good bonuses.
    It will take a few years for your customers to notice or care. So after a couple of years, you leave before the company suffers the effects. The last good staff leave, customers abandon the company and the share price tanks. Customers are left stranded (sometimes literally) and investors lose a lot of money. But you’re in another job and can say “well, when I was in charge, everything was fine.”
    And repeat.

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackalterman Ah, I had heard that term but did not know what it meant. Thanks. I will tell my friend when I next see him.

  • @gregedwards5608
    @gregedwards5608 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well done on the Airline scit.

  • @alwaysidle
    @alwaysidle ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That was definitely the smile of a man on his fifth scotch on the rocks

  • @moresalad221
    @moresalad221 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Who else enjoyed that circus of a show, the GOP scrambling for votes?? 😂 😂

  • @curiousk9603
    @curiousk9603 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A Republican Party divided against itself cannot stand!!! 🤣😂

  • @Imnotplayinganymore
    @Imnotplayinganymore ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MTG is just miffed that Boebert is getting all the attention

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sooo funny to watch those 2 "besties " go at each other like a pair of 90'ies school girls in a teen flick Makes me happy 😁

  • @tlay2496
    @tlay2496 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Having kevin as SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE is like taking a Chance on going on a Date with EILEEN WOURNOS

    • @jonelfilipek7848
      @jonelfilipek7848 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just as long as Pelosi's gone we're better off

    • @charlottebannister4255
      @charlottebannister4255 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame she got the death penalty because I think that would have been a match made in heaven

  • @benjo_5
    @benjo_5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    While the house Republicans are infighting, the house democrats should just get 5 republicans and elect a super-moderate Republican that is willing to actually work with both sides of the aisle... It would be the best case scenario for them

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not going to happen pal Democrats lost they're useless totally meaningless now get used to it

    • @michaelmorningstar8645
      @michaelmorningstar8645 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No such Republican exists.

  • @lysliepope3967
    @lysliepope3967 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These fools have embarrassed themselves for six years.

  • @ericw1355
    @ericw1355 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love the lady who covered her face and sat down instantly when she realized she was being filmed in the rudy video lol

  • @kansasross
    @kansasross ปีที่แล้ว

    The three stages of Despotism:
    Hero
    Nero
    Zero
    We have been through these stages
    twice in our history and both times
    it was called McCarthyism.

  • @lilwil-ns3uo
    @lilwil-ns3uo ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Welcome back Jimmy and Guillermo!! It was a long Christmas break without you guys!! The cold would have been much easier with you!!

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Democrat Party missed you the most.

    • @jp-qn4je
      @jp-qn4je ปีที่แล้ว

      fools and scumbags

  • @ChazTheYouthful
    @ChazTheYouthful ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He was just a normal guy with a speech impediment, until one day he had to speak for everyone : Rob Schneider is "Speaker of the House"

  • @eman1757
    @eman1757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He took 300 million from investors including government funds to build and manage a golf course that he never did. Once he got the money he left with it.

  • @Itosalix
    @Itosalix ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The NFT's were not virtual pokemon cards! Pokemon cards actually had value. Yes, even Bidoof.

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Eww, what a miserable airline!
    Happy New Year Jimmy and family at the office and more importantly your family at home ❤

  • @lemond1649
    @lemond1649 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Late night catching up on 2 weeks of crazy news is delightful.