Herschel Walker Abortion Lies Add Up, Trump Files Accidentally Released & Gay Velma Drives GOP Mad
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 พ.ค. 2024
- A new poll has named the most profane cities in the United States, Joe Biden fulfilled a big campaign promise and pardoned all prior offenses of marijuana possession, Donald Trump is still yelling about the FBI after some of the documents the FBI confiscated were accidently released online, Herschel Walker is still denying that he paid for an abortion back in 2009 and claims he doesn’t even know who the woman is even though they have a child together, a group of immigrants is helping with hurricane clean-up in Florida, Velma from Scooby-Doo is gay and this has the conservative media riled up so one of our writers, Louis Virtel, explains why there’s nothing to fear, and we release the blooper reel from our shoot at Jimmy’s Famous Heros with Jimmy Fallon in Brooklyn.
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Herschel Walker needs to pull out for once.
He's not very bright. He probably assumes "pull out" means you pull out her driveway before she wakes up and never be seen again lol
Best reply award 🏆
Ha ha.....oh
You actually went there!
I got to admit that was a terrific comment. Funny funny
Preach! Tell it like it is!
Doesn’t really matter what he says or does. The GOP would back anyone as long as they win a senate seat. Funny how the party of family values doesn't want to talk about their families
Thanks 👍👍🤣
They can't address any issues. The "whataboutism" and vicious attacks are all they have.
That’s exactly what Dana Loesch said. She called that woman & all women who’ve had abortions are “skanks”!! That’s the worse thing I’ve heard come out anyone’s mouth. But then she ends by saying if it’s true she doesn’t care- she just wants Senate seat. Classic selling your soul to the devil 👿
Yep! Whole story.
Walker could be performing abortions out of his house in his spare time and Republicans would still vote for him.
Oh, Columbus… 🙈 Thanks for using Preply’s research for this hilarious monologue.
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Awesome study!
So funny!
amazing!
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Herschel Walker is representing the party of "Family Values."
@Dann Marceau For the GOP I'd say that's about right
When Herschel Walker talks about "Georgia families," how many of them does he himself have??
How are you?
@@johnwilliams411 I’m doing well, and you?
@@Leonaza7 I'm okay. Send me your Gmail, if you don't mind?
Dude that sound stalkerish
Two bots talking with one another.
Before Herschel admitted he wasn't smart, most of us knew that already.
Well, those of us who are smart already knew that.
Stupid=GOP
Yet he's somehow worth $70 million. Most of it made AFTER his football career.🤔
@@anthonyjohnson9403 no, no it's not.
Lol; had nothing to do with concussions, he’s just an idiot
@@anthonyjohnson9403 So if you make millions you’re smart ?
I was born in '77, grew up on lots of Scooby Doo, and I'm genuinely surprised that someone thought Velma was straight!
I never paid attention nor cared.
I’d only care if I was involved with you……..and, more importantly, Velma isn’t real.
I'm surprised that anyone ever stopped to think about the sexuality of a cartoon character at all, that's so weird to me
Oh man, that lady's laugh caught me off guard. I'm crying laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
Herschel Walker Absent Father to 4..? Children
Such a shining example of GOP Family Values
My dad had 9 kids and was often at work, but knew how to be a dad, and we had a great mom too. What have you done with your life?
Wow you MAGAts will find a way to defend your idols.
@@TalibanSymphonyOrchestra Okay but Walker wasn’t a dad, he was gone. Just watch that video his son put out. The dude is a piece of sh*t.
So your typical black man? You angry he isn't your token voter for joe?
@@dustinsindledecker154 How do you defend voting in the guy, who voted against Herschel desegration?
The Republicans should be ashamed of themselves for putting Hearshal Walker in this predicament. He can't even form a complete sentence.
Or a complete thought.
Exactly. He’s presidential
They have no shame. Only thing they care about is themselves and having the power of the government on their side to grift, cheat and steal.
Like Biden?
@@johnbrowne3950 Wow, did you come up with that retort all by yourself? Look at you go!
My face hurts from laughing at those outtakes 🤣 that was awesome
Herschel Walker was told when he was 18 that you could use a sock as a condom. He never forgot that advise.
Ow 😧
This was so f*ckin’ funny. The lady who kept laughing was everything 😂😂😂
Glad she had a great time
So happy they included her laugh!!!
Loved it!
@@3adamwardw Me too. She looked like she had a blast. They all did.
@@sharonnewsham4050 So am I. Her laughter was so infectious. 😅
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 you Lefty
Just when we thought Sarah Palin, MTG, and Lauren Boobert set the standard for dumbness in the Gang Of Psychopaths, along comes Herschel
I got an idea there Antonio say that to his face or you just all mouth on the internet chicken s***
Herschel has CTE. Maybe the other three were beaten by their husbands.
It’s like some kinda competition! Who can be the dumbest!
It's a club, and we're not invited. Just say thank you.😀
Walker and Tuberville would be the Senate equivalent of Gohmert and Boebert. Hard to believe they can tie their shoes in the morning.
Capt Hook wears the same boots Desantis wore at the hurricane clean up.
OMG Virtel was great. "the village people for preschoolers" was classic!!!
SERIOUSLY!!! What a blatant comparison?!?! I truly loved that!!
Herschel Walker needs to bring a translator with him.
I think Jesus would also need a translator, if he was real, and came a second time.
@@theunholinesswithin3601 You sound like Herschel.
@@whoaskedforthisbs Herschel is an atheist?
@@theunholinesswithin3601 Does Hershel also speak ancient Aramaic and/or Hebrew?
Wish Eddie Murphy was still young and on SNL... He'd do a great skit as Herschel "Buckwheat" Walker!!
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Let's hear it for Biden! 🎉👏🎉
Yeah! Biden can see dead people and he shakes hands with invisible people. Let's hear it for the senile old coot!
Lets smoke for biden!😆
@@dustinsindledecker154 😂👍🥳 hell yeah
Let's go Biden! Let's go! 👏👏
Yeah let's hear it for buying he's doing such a good job with this country damn we're in trouble
That lady in blue...The laugh is 100% contagious 🤣 😄 😆 😂 ☺ 💕
The note from Rudy reads “Hey boss, should I send these top secret documents to Vlad now?”
Herschel Walker is why we now wear helmets in football. I think there's genuinely something wrong with the guy.
100% agree!!!!
Herschel suffers from CTE. You can see it in his walk and when he speaks. Pretty soon the voices in his head will be coming for him.
I'd say he's proof helmets don't work in football.
Looks like a bunch of racism here. Democrats old Kkk values bubbling to the surface.
His neck muscles have cut off the blood flow to his brain.
That attempt to make a commercial at the diner is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen on Kimmel's show.
you need to watch more then
@@KeoniProductions , I always like Jimmy, & usually his monologues, but rarely the rest of the show's content or guest interviews on any of the late shows I watch, bc, although I like each of the hosts, imo, none of them are good interviewers.
Vertel killin it as always
out of all this that lady's laugh cracked me up
I know, that made me laugh so hard
Ditto
I expected the triple jimmy bit to go on for like 30 seconds, and then it’s just the gift that keeps on giving.
The Jimmy’s outtakes were absolute Gold, loved it
"People in New York swear the least"... and then cut to those two hilarious women at "Jimmy's" at the end... 😆😆🤣
the outtakes are awesome
love watching normal families in front of camera
“Normal” 😂
Normal.?
Herschel Walker seriously needs help.......I'm not sure he deserves it, but he sure needs it
He and Mike Lindell should make a madcap musical about which one is more mentally defunct.
And 90% of the gop!
Oh man, the lady in blue laughing is everything I needed today!
OMG! Jimmy's out takes were the best, I laughed so much 🤣
I KNEW there had to be bloopers. That was gold..
Can't fix stupid but the red hats make it easy to identify
The BiDumb voters cannot figure out gender and believe in drag queen story hour for kids and child mutilation aka pedophilia.
Making fun of Republicans that's special but let me ask you a question are you better off now or two years ago be honest with yourself
@@danmcgriff1421 now, for sure 😏
It would be even better if they had tiny propellers on top.
@@randyevermore9323 Libtards just wear rainbow flags and struggle to figure out basic biology. "Follow the science".🤣
PS: Also Leftists, disrespect the American flag, then proceed to virtue signal with a Ukrainian flag.
"middle-aged teen detective" 😅 I screamed!
I rarely laugh from the jokes on this show, but the Jimmy's Famous Heros bloopers nearly killed me!!!🤣😂🤣This is comedy in the RAW! If I ever fly to NY, JFH is going to be my first stop!
Those bloopers were hilarious - the laughter alone was infectious
Saw the commercial last week but this was even better- so glad they shared them!
I have never freakin laughed so hard with the Jimmy commercials! You guys are so funny!!! Thank you for the timely entertainment and laughs, I sure needed it!!!!
We all need it. Laughter is like medicine for a problem we didn't know we had.
When's the last time you touched grass?
Jil check out Fallon when he was a guest on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. I think he was the guest on the first two episodes.
Did they just put glasses on Herschel to make him appear smarter?
That pigeon joke made me spit out my drink. 😂🤣😂
Hey here in Salem, Oregon I know for certain, I heard a squirrel swearing at me! Wished I had the funyuns!😂
I had Velma pegged since I was 14.
Vertel it like it is was fkn hilarious 😂
I think Herschel would make a great show for Maury... "You are the Father "
Or alternatively, "You are no longer the father".
I love Louis Virtel,let’s have more!
I usually skip the "bits", but his was really funny.
Louis Virtel is amazing! And Jimmy and the girls...fantastic outakes!!!
Virtel is not funny, she is trying so hard!
Those Jimmy ad bloopers were absolute gold! 🤣
That laughing lady 100% needs to be cast in the next Austin Powers movie.
ANY movie!
If Guillermo has a sick day, Jimmy should bring her in as a sub.
Meanwhile Biden is helping big pharma by buying anti radiation drugs for his impending ww3 and little Jimmy is more concerned with degradation of a black man
"Virtel It Like It Is" is my new favorite thing!
LOVED the Jimmies ad campaign! Laughing ladies
Lol! 3:40
Does Herschel Walker think that putting on a pair of glasses makes him look "smarter"? 🤓
Boebert does the same. She doesn’t wear glasses when she records videos in her car or at home.
Does biden think that putting on a pair of sunglasses make(s) him look "cooler"? 😎
Yup Boozeburp tries the Same thing. And that pretend christians book should be considered pornography.
@@colonelaengus7005 IT DOES!!!
Say it to his face big man with a big mouth
The laughing lady in the middle, made my morning!
Lewis Vitel. Rocked it. Love you
Loved the bloopers!😂😂 could’ve watched them all night haha
Thank You Jimmy!!!! You keep me laughing!!!!
Which Jimmy? Kimmel, Falon, or Famous Heros? 😁
He so funny but his show is low in the ratings like Biden is down in the polls
Your channel needs a Virtel it like it is supercut. He's so funny
thumbs up for Virtel😊
Thank you for the Virtel segment! 😂
I need some of whatever grandma’s on🤣🤣🤣
Those outtakes were hilarious
Love the Jimmy's out takes. IMO they should use some of the outtakes because that is what will make me remember they shop more than a standard commercial!
Love the fact that there were so many cussing beeps from the people in Brooklyn!!🤣😅😅
When GOP said it is a lie, definitely it is not a lie - this includes the king of lies, Trump.
General rule: just believe the exact opposite of what the GOP says.
@@couragekarnga8735 Consider every accusation from republicans as a confession.
King of lies 🤣
What lie? When?
Name one.
Mexico will pay for it!
@@thisisderricksilk "We won the election. We won by a lot." Well, no, you didn't.
Love the ladies outside Jimmy’s… that laugh! Need to hear more from them!!
and the jimmys... I was laughing so hard today I teared up! Well done!!!
We need more of Louis!!
Kevin Smith predicted Velma in 1999's Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back!
he predicted what everyone already knew for 20+ years?
I love the old lady laughing so hard! made my day! :))))
I can’t wait for more of that lady laughing 😂
The Outtakes were HILARIOUS!! 🤣🤣
I love Jimmy, hes always so relaxed and funny
Except Nick Cannon claims all of his kids...
Lol
If you were getting paid millions by Big Tech you'd be pretty relaxed too. As for funny
......
Relaxing 4 days of the week ...more time off than you
I think he’s always a little baked. His eyes…every episode. 😂❤ love him. So much.
Haha Virtel.. that's hilarious!
The outtakes were the best!! 🤣🤣🤣💜
Thank you Jimmy for your lighthearted commentary! 👍
Looks like a bunch of racism here. Democrats old Kkk values bubbling to the surface.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 😉 🤗❤️👍
to be fair the bar isn't very high
The Greg Gutfeld show on Fox he's number one check it out
The hero shop outtakes? Pure GOLD!!
Thank you for sharing those outtakes; they were hilarious!
We want the Jimmy Hero's Ladies back for more stuff - "you got a problem with dat"
Proud of Biden for that.
Biden vs. Trump:
Biden buried his wife in a cemetery; Trump buried Ivana at the first tee as he was putting on his golf shoes.
Can you please say President Biden! Yes he's doing and amazing job for us!!.
@@raymondst.pierre4372 I can't help but suspect he did that for tax purposes. If he can get Mar-A-Lago registered as a cemetery it becomes tax exempt
Indeed, so ridiculous that weed is so much safer than alcohol, yet alcohol is completely legal
Me too!!
Yes on the pot. You go Joe !!!! 👏👏💕
Loved the Virtel bit.
All Herschel had to do was pull out
Too bad Joe didn't...
Just imagine what other "October Surprises" we could get before Election Day. It's only Oct 6 lol
Josh Hawley is the love child of Ted Cruz and MGT??
There's no one better at dirty politics than the Democrats I give them credit for that they know how to cheat better than anybody and they're not afraid to do it
VIRTEL IT LIKE IT IS!!! my god that man needs to be on everyday! and the my pillow guy who’s BETTER then the real mike lindell 😂😂😂
Obama decriminalizing weed on the way out? I thought for sure that was gonna happen. He specifically said “I inhaled, that was the point.”
I miss Barack. He was so thoughtful and well spoken. It's too bad that the white supremacist party did everything they could to limit his ability to move America forward. I hate to say Lincoln was wrong but America need a divorce with the Republicans moving to the Confederate States south of the Mason Dixon line giving the Union States the opportunity to merge with Canada and Mexico to form the American Federation while the Confederate States can reimplement slavery and white rule. Then they can join Russia and North Korea to become the Evil Empire of Trumplandia.
At least he admitted he inhaled 🤷♀️
Excellent show...funny as %#$@! Keep up the good work. 👍🏻
Scoring Virtel as a writer & giving him a mic is the best thing Kimmel could've ever done
Loved all dem f-in' outtakes. "You gotta problem wit dat!?" 😂
I am a Columbus resident. Personally, that average number might be low. The number can be reached before work when you drive through all of the constant road construction.
Yep
the commercial outtakes were hilarious!
I live in Boston and I can’t believe those polling results
Can't believe Virtel left out Marcie and Bert and Ernie!😜
Those outtakes! Love those folks! I’m going to that sandwich shop! 😂🤣😂
Those ladies are the funniest bunch evet!! What a hoot!!!
The bloopers were so hysterical. 😂😂😂
I hope people openly bust out laughing in public the moment they notice Herschel Walker just walked in. Laughing and pointing and whispering.
Loved the commercial. It was nice to laugh. Why did "THEY" pick from 1992 - ? I'm sure there's still some older people charged and are behind bars. Think wartime hippies. I hope they get their rights back also.
Hopefully 30 years was the max sentence!
Always fun to watch your show
Thanks for the outtakes.
Two of my favorite Jimmy’s 😊😊😊
The time at Jimmy's was HIL-arious!! Im gonna stop there for sure!! LMAO!!!