Kevin McCarthy’s Groundhog Day | Magic Mushrooms Now Legal In Oregon
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ม.ค. 2023
- Kevin McCarthy continued his quest to become Speaker of the House despite losing vote after vote, and residents of Oregon can now legally trip on mushrooms in a clinical setting.
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"We never had this kind of chaos when I was Speaker." --George Santos
So so good!! 🤣 😂
Lol!
He even forgot to vote a few times with an 'mehh' face. So useful
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Kudos to Stephen. That jab at Ronald Reagan was brilliant. He denied the AIDs crisis because it was killing "homosexuals"; and he deemed that (along with Anita Bryant and others) of being God's punishment. People shouldn't forget that.
"Frankenstien's review of your mom's haircut, Bob Good" lmao that was pretty damn good one.
We need 6 Republicans to just say "Screw it," and vote for Jeffries. Maybe the Democrats could give them some choice committee posts.
Just imagine how angry that would make the rest of them.
If it was a secret ballot Jeffries would be Speaker right now!
@@barbarawoodward6794 Fact
Might happen if good ol'Kev promises too much to the Insurrection Caucus. 😉👍💙🇺🇸🕊
@@bilateralrope8643 To be fair, they're pissed off all the time already for no particular reason. What's the difference? 😆
When Kevin loses for a 7th time.
He can get a free Sub!
Hopefully it's one that never resurfaces.
@@TheDarkness1 LOL! Now that is some serious shade! 😎
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Meh, tell it like it should be.
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They can't do it! They can't govern! Gotta luv it!💙💙💙
The definition of Insanity, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results 😅
I want to see a video of McCarthy moving his stuff back out of the Speaker’s office. 😆
This ^^^^^^^^
I salivate!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even though I already know that McCarthy is incapable of feeling shame….That would still be entertaining 😂
Oh, you'll never see that. He'll hid his face and have his staff do it.
Sure would have been nice if Matt Gaetz showed concern about illegal occupation of Congress two years ago...
@@Tonyhouse1168 That, too.
Ironically, "We are a Republic," means
Jeffries should take it! Hypocrites! :-))
The hypocrisy is astounding
Hypocrisy is the Republican brand, and cruelty is their point.
Kevin is the Karen
of not being able
to take Hint! :-))
Hey, Kevin - no means no! 🚨
I love how Colbert always hands the invisible prop he has just finished using off screen lol
Really makes you appreciate Pelosi's ability as a leader, even if you don't agree with her policies
That is a good observation.
She had people in line. She ran a tight ship.
Pelosi refused to impeach Bush for Iraq. It's not about some minor disagreements. She was awful. They all are.
She refused to do anything to Bush for that one country. It's not about minor disagreements.
Socialists: "Pelosi SUCKS."
Speaker Pelosi: "Sure Dumbasses."
@@moniqueengleman873 *ship
The GOP has proven itself to be little more than a train wreck into a dumpster fire, which is then hit by a clown car. 🤣😂
In Oregon, because clearly most of them are on shrooms.
In a corn field. Where the fires burned so bright it rained popcorn for weeks.
I think the clown car precipitated the other 2 events.....just sayin
@@PhantomNull13 Republicans drive people to drugs, then shame them for it. Meanwhile, they are doing it all behind the scenes.
And Democrats still have a hard time winning elections.
We're so completely fucked.
It's exactly like the greatest train wreck in history, you don't want to look but you just can't help it 🤣
Omg, that was one of Stephen’s BEST monologues! 😂🤣
if Kevin McCarthy brought in a whole bunch of pizzas, and Matt "Gates" complains about McCarthy prematurely occupying the Speaker's office, does that make this a Pizza Gate?
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
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I'd worry more about Gaetz trying to seduce the delivery driver, assuming shes 16 - 17
@@obihave3210 So why isn't sexual predator Matt Gaetz in jail yet??
@@obihave3210 He believes if he pays and she accepts; no crime 🧐
The only thing that would make this more perfect is if we have video of Kevin McCarthy moving his things out of the Speaker's office accompanied with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.
OMG yes! This has to happen!
Biden / House Dems - I am not getting involved even though this election will determine if we get a speaker who will negotiate constructively on the rest of the Biden agenda... sitting on the sidelines is a really dumb idea. Dems showing yet again that they know nothing about political strategy... a brief humiliation will be largely forgotten in weeks, the ability to legislate is something that matters in the real world which democrats once bothered to pretend that they cared about.
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yes, please!
So by Matt Gaetz's own logic, would he be fine if Jeffries took the office of the Speaker since he has had the MOST votes in 3 consecutive elections? 🤔 Someone should ask him this, cause I'd love to see him try to wiggle out of that one! 😂
Monologue was awesome!! Omg the jokes had me rolling and the shrooms bit was hysterical 😂😂
It is indeed funny & Colbert is a comic genius!
He's been turned down 6 times now and more incoming
Awww, poor Kevy-poo. I guess moving his stuff into the Speaker's office was... A TAD PREMATURE?
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Lost again and again and again it’s music to my ears. There’s a song in that. Big hug to all. ☮️✌️🖖
Omfg that Reagan bit was absolutely top-notch 😆😆😆
It says a lot about how inept and incompetent that Kevin McCarthy is that he’s had two months to prepare to be speaker and this is the result.
It says a lot about how he's such a bloated narcissist that he continues this charade.
Don't ever underestimate arrogance - as in moving your shit into an office without having the contract for the job...
@@angelikalindenau943 😂🤣
It's been preparing for this for at least the last decade since he was chief whip, and I'm pretty sure this is his 3rd strike.
Biden / House Dems - I am not getting involved even though this election will determine if we get a speaker who will negotiate constructively on the rest of the Biden agenda... sitting on the sidelines is a really dumb idea. Dems showing yet again that they know nothing about political strategy... a brief humiliation will be largely forgotten in weeks, the ability to legislate is something that matters in the real world which democrats once bothered to pretend that they cared about.
They are eating their own 😂
Nice 😂
How humiliating if McCarthy does't get the speakership and has to move out of that office. Fortunately for him, the GOP has shown that they have no clue what shame is.
They had MONTHS to pick a speaker. They should be fired.
The GOP played to and courted the crazies on the fringe and now the crazies are taking them down. You reap what you sow.
Cept they are wanting to havoc.
#DrFrankenstein
The funny thing is that there are loonies on both sides here - MTG supports Craven McFarcey.
“The crazies” are using their leverage to put issues on the table that matter to them. It’s called “using your leverage” which progressives need to learn. You are being fed propaganda by Colbert and the rest of the corporate cronies.
@@alstroemeria227again4 If the loonies have policy goals, they haven’t done much to communicate any. Unless it's to burn down the house and make the US a failed state. Colbert as a conniving, conspiring corporate shill is a rather silly accusation.
What is embarrassing is that we allow this to happen in the US with elected members of government. Absolutely little to no accountability. 😭
Nope, this is how the system is supposed to work. It's the senators who are broken.
There is accountability to the voters. Unfortunately, the GOP bozos in the House were elected or reelected by our neighbors, coworkers, friends, family members, etc. And they'll vote for them again.
It’s all broken.
Because if McCarthy is seated, it means he gave into the sedition caucus’s demand to abolish the Ethics Committee.. for starters
What's really embarrassing is that more sane voters in the mid terms didn't vote & allowed the wingnuts to take control of the House.
And yet the myth about the ineffable wisdom of the Founding Fathers and the almighty Constitution continues...
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Psychedelics have potential to deal with mental health issues like anxiety and depression. I would like to try them again but it's just so hard to source out here
@@Thomas-446 The trip I have been having had really helped me a lot, I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane To me now seems incredible and full of nuance on top of that I am less driven by ego and I have a lot more empathy as well
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@@jamesdavid2436 I have heard enough about him is he really legit?
The worst part of legalization is forgetting weed is still illegal in other countries. Being the only one sober in Cuba will be ... interesting. You guys are FINALLY catching up.
Also, thank you for making our politics seem docile in comparison to yours.
McCarthy… “No, there’s no situation where I would pull out.”
That’s what Herschel said 😮
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Good point.
It’s so fabulous watching them implode
I've missed Stephen Colbert so much, very happy to see him again
thank you Mr Colbert, for keeping us sane in these bizarro times...
Reagen impression A++
So funny I forgot to laugh
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@@jefe2098 you probably forget a lot of things.
Watch the 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* and change the world so that we're not living in bizarro times anymore.
The fact that Kevin McCarthy had a month and a half to prepare for the new Congressional term makes this even more embarrassing than it already is
You know when you know someone's gonna give you the Worst response and you don't have the guts to take it like a champ??. Yup, a Month & a half
I think it so hilarious & presumptuous that he moved his stuff into the Speaker’s office! Just a little premature 😂
@@diedrebenson5950 It has got to be the shortest tenancy in the history of Congress that's for sure!
I wonder how red McCarthy's face was when he discovered that he failed not once, not twice, not thrice, but SIX TIMES to get enough votes to be House Speaker.
Copy and pasted
the "Bob Good" joke went over the head of 90% of the audience, but that's one of the best late night one-liners I've heard in a long time
"What would Ronald Reagan do?"
Probably make a racist joke?
While the chaos in the house is detrimental I can’t help but be just AMAZED at how inept, insane and incompetent the GOP House members are.
Republicans call it humanitarian inept.
Yea, the debt ceiling is still right around the corner.
and yet the Democratic Party which gave power to a corrupt, Alzheimer's riddled, racist person as president is considered logical. Oh how our country has gone to shit just like this show. I remember a time when this show used to be actually funny but that was way back in 2013
The GOP has been incompetent since the days of Newt Gingrich. The Tea Party/Freedom Caucus tried to take out Obama. GOP doesn't care about governing. It is so BEAUTIFUL to see the chicken come home to roost. It is a sight to watch them implode. GOP doesn't care about governing.
@@slickandslaycious6579 So is your mom.
The best part of this is that you know that McCarthy wants it soooo bad.
Kevin just entered in to the world of delusional where Donald Trump and Kari Lake lives.
So bad that he moved his stuff into the Speaker’s office. Then had to move out again.
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@@sophierobinson2738 No kidding! A tad presumptuous, eh Kevin? Now, THAT should embarrass the guy, if nothing else does. "This is MY house! Uh...oops."
And IMO it's a not-insubstantial part of the reason he can't get the votes. Looking like you want it makes you a swamp creature to some, pathetic to others, and an easy target to still others. Not exactly an aura of inevitability.
Aww, that clip of Gene Wilder made me so happy--I just love him--he was one of our best comedians ever!!
I'm 58yo, and I wish I had experienced magic mushroom. I've never experimented with anything, really, but, this is something I'd love to try while working on some artwork painting.
This is the most amazing gift we could have gotten to start 2023 -- watching the Grody Old Party at each others' throats while the other side of the aisle watches in amusement, bemusement, and probably more than a little annoyance.
Also, did anyone ever teach the Republicans the definition of insanity?
I am now referring to them as the Grody Old Party.
they seem incapable of learning anything whatsoever
They don't need to be told what the definition of insanity was. The Grody Old Party IS the very definition of insanity!
Oh they'll still come together and vote as a bloc when it matters
Remember the big mess aka historic recession they left in 2008 ? An effing 700K jobs were being lost a month and a housing crisis.
...at the end he is still Kevin McCarthy🤣🤣🤣
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You’re killing it Stephen! Bravo! 👏👏👏❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Day 3 Total failures 10 Kevin McCarthy!!! You are toast dude!!!!! Period. You spent millions for nothing!!!
2023 is the Year of Schadenfreude.
I can tell this is gonna take a while. In the meantime, I shall get the popcorn because things are gonna get better. 🍿😁🍿
Mind if I join you? I'll bring the beers. 🍻
😂😅👍👍👍
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 beer and popcorn is felonious
Mommy... popcorn. 😉👍💙🇺🇸🕊
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Sure! Y’all are welcome!
We need HONESTY IN A SPEAKER ! DON'T WE .....🥴🥴🤡🙈🙉🙊🤟
I don't think I have ever seen Stephen this overjoyed!!😁👍🇺🇸
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Kudos to tonight's writers!
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"You should've addressed the AIDS crisis when you had the chance!" omfg hahahahaha as a gay person this was so so so great
Yes!!!! LOVED this😂🎉
Pence's treatment of AIDS was worse than Reagan's which is why I became scared when he was put in charge of Covid.
Yes it was a delight.
I feel there will be more burns to come on the repubes.
I really enjoyed the demons with pitchforks 〽️ part. 😸🤣
The sad thing is, he probably legitimately thought that AIDS only affected gay people, so not addressing it was by design.
I love that Kevin McCarthy is having his ass handed to him😂
i'd almost be happy to see these repubs solely take losing speaker votes for 2 years, except that essential business is coming up.
Over and over and over again and on Congressional records!
Time to wipe, and diap'!
Not to mention he'll have to grovel to a Nazi pedo like Matt Gaetz
and by the crazies that he allowed to create havoc without any consequence - he sold his soul to the MAGAs and they are the ones taking him down !
Kevin McCarthy is taking advice from Herschel Walker, never pull out.
Yayyyyyy been looking forward to this all day….
I love McCarthy's pathetic attempts to get votes. "How about a pizza party?! Our lowly, unpaid interns LOVE those!"
It is kinda orange!
Useless bribes.
the irony absolutely blindsided me. My level of cringe just peaked, i don't think I'll recover financially
@@StoicVeR None of us will. These are the end times of finance.
He might have succeeded with a pissing Party. The GOP could add another pee-pee tape to their collection.
I knew McCarthy had no spine, but I didn't realize he had no balls either. Makes sense.
I believe the “Bob Good” joke was the most underrated joke of the year (so far) ❤ You Stephen!
I laughed so hard at that joke, thanks for calling it out.
Yes!!! I caught it as it went by-- had to say it out loud-- twice. Prolonged joy from this almost-aside vs punchline.
69 dude!
*Thanks for watching You have made such an astonishing comment that got my **attention.contact** me for more enlightenment*
It took me way too long to get the joke.
Jeffries for Majority House Speaker! Make it happen.
In a world that made sense, they'd have just gone with Hakeem by now. House Speaker is meant to be a neutral post with the trust and backing of the House members, whether or not the Speaker is even from the House itself.
218 is the majority of votes, he'd need repubs to agree, and that won't happen. ( And no, I'm not a repub )
@@treetopjones737 Plurality is still a viability for something as pressing as a "Must Have" position like House Speaker if they actually cared.
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The groundhog pictures side by side….hilarious 😂
Love the broken clock joke!!!
Hey Kevin...
Shouldn't It Be Three (3) Strikes You're Out ??
Six (6) Outs So Far ??
Stupidity is doing the same thing over & over & expecting different results.
Kevin McCarthy is officially the physical embodiment of this phrase.
Naw, that's insanity, but it still fits.
@@TheDarkness1 So I paraphrased the saying to fit the situation. It's not like I'm the first person to ever do something like this. Hell they do it all the time in DC.
That is insanity.
@@maxtrue9744 Like I said above - I paraphrased the saying to fit the situation. It's not like I'm the first person to ever do something like this. Hell they do it all the time in DC. So who cares. After all comedy is all about being interpretative to the situation, not anal retentively accurate.
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 sounds like insanity
The house needs to nominate Cheney for honesty and electability!!! She could lead the house with real leadership instead of an ass kisser to agent orange!!
"It's making Republicans look ridiculous." is the greatest soundbite from Fox maybe ever.
Whoa! Don't say "Pizza" in front of the far right... they might think a conspiracy is going on.
Thanks for making my night Stephen 😂😂❤️
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Kevin can't see beyond his desire. It blinds him to everything that makes his desire worthwhile....
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Democrats just need 4 votes to elect Hakeem to be the speaker
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
I've been waiting for this video all day!
Whoa… I made almost the exact same comment haha
I live in Holland and I have also been waiting for Stephen.
Australia here & this is the 4 pm dose of caffeine that I needed to get me through to 5 pm!
I love magic mushrooms. I'm fortunate to have a steady connection and can get them whenever I want. I also like watching the Republicans implode. I currently have a steady connection for that as well and can see it whenever I want.
Excellent jokes tonight, writers! 🎉
6 Republicans are more likely to turn to voting for Jeffries for Speaker then Kevin ever getting a shot in 800 votes
That would be awesome!!!!
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Its even funnier the 6th time. I hope he keeps trying and slowly looses more and more votes
Better yet, I hope they vote in Jeffreys!
I hope biden stays in fir 6 more years we need him best president ever fjbernie
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Steve you are a funny man and I hope you stay in later night for a long long time. No one else puts the world into perspective like you do! Without you I’d be much closer to heart failure❤️🥸
Mornin Stephen! Always enjoy the show! Greetings from Germany - Andreas
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The best thing the GOP could do at this point is to elect Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker of a Republican-heavy House. The Democrats and Hakeem would be far more likely to go about things fairly and moderately. Actual governing would happen.
A bi-partisan House would really help to set America back to "Normal" and marginalize the RWNJs (Freedumb Caucus and the MAGAT factor.)
We need health care and not healthcare for corporate profit.
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The party that managed to hold their nose and put Trump into power, thinks McCarthy isn't good enough.
That has got to sting.
To be fair, the GOP are gluttons of privliege (to quote the late Harry S. Truman).
The longest papal conclave has taken almost 3 years between 1268 and 1271... Kevin has a long way to go.
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I confess to having watched this at least 10 times and I laugh harder each time. Bravo LSWSC team!!
As of 7:20AM mountain time, McCarthy has now lost the vote 6 times
It's like a never ending supply of dumpsters on fire and god I'm so happy about it.
Trump's gotta have his eternal flame 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣
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You know, if this had happened 7 short years ago, the person failing to get the nod to be Speaker would have simply stood aside and let someone else take their shot.
But these days, it wouldn't surprise me if they have to make a law just to keep idiots from hogging the spotlight.
Why would anyone smoke mushrooms when they could simply eat them?
That "Present" vote is cracking me up, someone just wants to watch the world burn.
she said it was to encourage negotiations. She voted for Kevin the first few times. Too funny.
It’s the same as an abstention. The Congresswoman indicated her displeasure with both Republican choices. Given a secret ballot she probably would have voted for Jeffries!
@@RogersMgmtGroup lol that's even better
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C’mon guys- get Hakeem in there! That would be hilarious 🤣
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In the year 2456, the US House of Representatives completed its 4563th vote to reject Kevin McCarthy as speaker, a old tradition the purpose of which has long forgotten.
There for a second I thought I was having a flashback. But then I petted the dog and it felt really cool.
What a fantastic monologue! Thanks Colbert and writers. 😍
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Wow it's pay time for McCarthy
The way Republicans are treating each other is the same way they'd gladly treat the rest of us. Get them all out of office, at every level, and keep them out for a hundred years.
"Matt Gaetz is right" - now there's a sentence I never thought I'd hear Stephen utter, or agree with.
That groundhog bit tripped me out 😂
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I enjoyed Lisa Desjardins' segment on PBS on how she was able to take unauthorized photos because it is so lawless in the house.
I loved that too! She was just shocked “there are no rules. THERE ARE NO RULES!” I was half expecting her to start poppin’ champagne while watching McCarthy get roasted in the Chamber 😂😂😂😂
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Ever watch the house of commons in any parliamentary monarchy? It's bananas.
Truly loving every second. McCarthy was SO sure he’d get the job 😂
Can't wait until the pert walk (leaving the speaker's office)😂
I don't enjoy PUN at the hand of Lunitic minds ! Your all sick and have nothing else to fall back on except your Donkey Poo !
And he did ........LOL