BECOMING GOD IN CK3 WITH 100 Stat Man - Crusader Kings 3 Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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    CK 3 is the latest release in the crusader kings series of real time grand strategy games. In this game you role play anyone from a count to an emperor. You can take your characters raiding, generate infinite money or infinite prestige. Today The Spiffing Brit is going to create 100 stat man! A character with 100 diplomacy, 100 martial, 100 Stewardship, 100 Intrigue and 100 Learning. They are the smartest and most powerful ruler the world will ever see and in todays video we will be taking Mega Chad on an adventure to reform the Norse / Asatru faith and make himself the god of the religion. We will be exploiting gameplay mechanics to steal entire empires without even building an army and cheesing diplomacy and intrigue to focus on becoming god in ck3. So watch as the spiffing brit finds out if Crusader Kings 3 Is A perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits or if Becoming a god in CK3 with 100 stat man is broken! Strap yourselves in for some funny crusader kings 3 gameplay .
    So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Crusader Kings 3 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Becoming God Challenge is broken!! How can you even Become a god in CK3 without doing any virtuous things! What strange RPG game exploit is this! We have Unlimited gold thanks to a gold exploit and unlimited claims and land thanks to intrigue!
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: BECOMING GOD IN CK3 WITH 100 Stat Man - Crusader Kings 3 Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
    Last Time We tried Becoming a God Title: FABLE ANNIVERSARY IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Becoming God With Gold Is Broken!!
    #Becoming #God #CK3

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  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    A Norse god with war elephants? Sounds absolutely bonkers. I love it.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds like thor

    • @approximateCognition
      @approximateCognition 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If the Old Norse knew about elephants, there'd probably have been one

    • @bostonmeadhorn4897
      @bostonmeadhorn4897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Loki screwed a horse and gave birth. He also tied a goat to his testicle to make a Giantess laugh. Anything's possible!

    • @uanime1
      @uanime1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Megachad could be the Norse version of Hannibal.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bostonmeadhorn4897 he also convinced the whole pantheon that thor should crossdress so they can get his hammer even though loki can shapeshift

  • @bloodmight8490
    @bloodmight8490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love seeing the 100 stat man back and him doing so well

  • @arnljot9030
    @arnljot9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your pronounciation of Medelpad was flawless👌

  • @GarkKahn
    @GarkKahn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    In ck2 1204 scenario i became king of england without even setting foot on the island, i simply took their territories in france and they surrender

  • @MrMurmandramas
    @MrMurmandramas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This isn't an exploit. This is straight away a cheat.

  • @Alorand
    @Alorand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    "The game is not very balanced..."
    "Let me open up this cheat menu I downloaded."
    I think I see what might be influencing the balance.

    • @imcaligula1287
      @imcaligula1287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Right?? Like of course you can exploit the game with a character that is straight-up cheating. It's not only the 100 stats, but it's also the ridiculous piety, prestige and skill gain that is allowing him to declare and then cheese all those wars. Abducting a King with a normally skilled character (even with high intrigue) is already very hard, you need them to be shit at intrigue and their spymaster to be either a moron or colluded with you AND you need a claim to their kingdom, which is not exactly easy to get either. If you manage all that it's fair and square you can snatch his kingdom off him. Although I do hope they rework the kidnap/imprison mechanic so that if you imprison a character that way (or through unlawful imprisonment if they are your councillor) they can refuse to accept your terms and their heir and their vassals can instantly rebel (like how it happened most of the time when something like this took place historically, or in ASOIAF, lol).

    • @geoffreystevens2916
      @geoffreystevens2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      yeah seriously I came here for the game to see something, might as well just altered his stats... didn't have to go through all that. just cheat

    • @blakehaffy
      @blakehaffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@geoffreystevens2916 the 100 stat man series/character is almost always using cheats/mods.

    • @catboygremlin
      @catboygremlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      that's the entire point of the series: how crazy can Spiff make that timeline with mods/cheats on his character.

    • @ELSuperJake
      @ELSuperJake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Exactly, hes playing a maxed out piety/intrigue/martial/learning character at the same time. Its like using all the late game exploits at once. You couldnt do all of this in one rulers lifetime without cheats

  • @Hangman-yq5uh
    @Hangman-yq5uh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "At the moment, he's a bit of a melancholic character..." Yeah I would be too, if my mother died ten days ago from a seizure, while ranting about demons possessing her. Poor Mega Chad.

  • @jakecarson2653
    @jakecarson2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Definitely need those elephants: C all the way

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he should form the British Empire and then he will probably get Elephants as part of that.

    • @ultimatronix532
      @ultimatronix532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      we need the elifontays

    • @Otto_Von_Beansmarck
      @Otto_Von_Beansmarck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B first though then it will be the British Raj in 1122 ad

    • @Mr_Lo_
      @Mr_Lo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not all 3?

    • @ramsesbyron2004
      @ramsesbyron2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yarp!

  • @VoughtAmerica
    @VoughtAmerica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    The Norse Holy Roman Empire practicing imperialism and colonization sounds absolutely fantastic
    "Would be perfectly balanced"

    • @xXtmXx7393
      @xXtmXx7393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not as fantastic as a cup of Yorkshire tea

    • @whoisjoe5610
      @whoisjoe5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funniest part is that it is colonizing England and the rest of Europe itself😭

    • @SamTahbou
      @SamTahbou 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is comrade Stalin crying? And change "fantastic" to realistic and balanced and I'm on board with you.

    • @whoisjoe5610
      @whoisjoe5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SamTahbou Fantastic? Comrade you might need a spell in the gulag to get your eyes checked.

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quite literally a Holy Norseman Empire

  • @cullen3323
    @cullen3323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I love how the mustache just APPEARED when he changed religions

    • @Smelly556
      @Smelly556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, why do you think all Vikings have beards?
      As soon as you follow the Norse mythology, you grow an Odin beard

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's cus you need something for your battle buddies to braid and decorate with dainty flowers in between all of the raiding and pillaging. Look it up, it's true!

    • @nextgreatmedia3552
      @nextgreatmedia3552 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you saying that's not how moustaches work??? 🤔

    • @baconrastas
      @baconrastas ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the beard suddenly became a moustache when he changed faiths...

    • @pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882
      @pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@nextgreatmedia3552 oh dam i hope so or ive grown this thing for nothing

  • @lucianlopez6537
    @lucianlopez6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    Spiff: Let get rid of human sacrifice
    Me: what that doesn't sound right
    Spiff: For ritual cannibalism
    Me: There it is

    • @TheGhostQuarter
      @TheGhostQuarter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yup I had the same thought. It just isn't perfectly balanced any other way.

    • @whitefrost1stgren581
      @whitefrost1stgren581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i thought the same

    • @gerpir
      @gerpir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahaha I was like Noooo! Why!!!! .... wait what!?? YES!

    • @SoulReaverVidView
      @SoulReaverVidView 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Almost spit out my tea when he picked cannibalism.

    • @IJsberg89
      @IJsberg89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spiff just loves his balanced meals of human meat and tea.

  • @priyanshugoel3030
    @priyanshugoel3030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    100 stat man in every duel:
    "I am a god how can you kill a god"

    • @WeirdPros
      @WeirdPros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Path of Exile players: I've got just the spot on my buffs list.

    • @ManisNecrom
      @ManisNecrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

    • @FullMetalGladiator
      @FullMetalGladiator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes, oh great and mighty Grand Champion? Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon? Scrub your boots? Backrub, perhaps?

    • @andrewmosby6004
      @andrewmosby6004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Shame on you sweet Nerevar"

    • @ramiel7666
      @ramiel7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Strike the heart with Sunder and Keening.

  • @sintua
    @sintua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Goals:
    1. True Immortality. A god dying is *unseemly*.
    2. Chadism everywhere, Catholicism nowhere.
    3. Norsephants.

    • @babygirlaether
      @babygirlaether 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Elephant in Finnish is norsu,,, we might be onto something here

    • @imperator5228
      @imperator5228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They didn't bring Immortality into the base game, unfortunately.

    • @sintua
      @sintua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@imperator5228 They also didn't have Megachad Uberstats in the base game. I'm actually curious how close to immortality he's gotten with this absurdly high health boosts.

    • @jakeyrunescape9219
      @jakeyrunescape9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All three??

    • @ENDERLICOT
      @ENDERLICOT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sintua unfortunately it is impossible to get a immortal caracter...

  • @reeceheap7002
    @reeceheap7002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Cecilia: What are you doing Human Shrek
    Human Shrek: When in Rome

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "When In The Spiffing Brit's Territory do as the Spiffers Do"

    • @krvproductions6642
      @krvproductions6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bang ya sister

    • @aurogezaure2248
      @aurogezaure2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      When in Rome, bang Caligula

    • @durnsidh6483
      @durnsidh6483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aurogezaure2248 That's a position I can get behind.

    • @dwreanchinotan
      @dwreanchinotan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      odd that despite being in rome, i hear sweet home alabama

  • @cmseff
    @cmseff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    10:12 Apparently converting to Swedish includes instant mustache.

    • @Atelierwanwan
      @Atelierwanwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's how they get their power.

    • @rongeurtsvankessel1908
      @rongeurtsvankessel1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An act of god, the minorest of miracles :-D

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its worth a try..where do i sign up?

    • @cmseff
      @cmseff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@satakrionkryptomortis Sweden I presume... or Yorkshire...

  • @derpdeer6140
    @derpdeer6140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Still can’t get over the fact that he replaced the watermarks of all the stock photos with his own watermark because why not. Legend

    • @demonicspawn666
      @demonicspawn666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I dont think he did 🤔

    • @masterloard
      @masterloard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      If I remember right, he used to use stock Shutterstock images, but got a C&D or something (there was/is a legal reason for it). There was a video where he was asking if he should use his own watermark or no watermark at all, and the community decided on using his own watermark

    • @hinro
      @hinro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@masterloard If I recall correctly it was because while the images were public domain the water marks were not. It was something weird like that I think. I believe it was copyright claims. it was a clusterfuck regardless.

  • @MrUshiikun
    @MrUshiikun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Clearly, if there is something a Viking God needs for his longboats, it is War Elephants.

    • @PamperedDuchess
      @PamperedDuchess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Long boats and war elephants and tea, OH MY!

    • @mgdarkk
      @mgdarkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Gold Company (GOT) would disagree with you

  • @thelonecookie3592
    @thelonecookie3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Ah yes -
    *The Cannibal Vikings from Italy.*

  • @mindfulinventor3595
    @mindfulinventor3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Who could've imagined that this game is broken with a cheat-mod lol.

    • @rippingcube2945
      @rippingcube2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do u know what the mod is called

    • @KalaMiDeviL
      @KalaMiDeviL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      jokes on you, i actually did the skillpoint exploit and now have a pure-blooded dude who can comfortably rule a vassal-free southern half of east francia i basically turned west franconia into alabama bunny sim and also became god aka blood-father in the process. it‘s ridiculous. my wife is also my daughter and grand-daughter and one of my concubines is my mother and the other two are daughters that i had with my daughter-grand-daughter-wife, making them great-grand-daughters and the kids i have with my mother are half-siblings of mine. but hey, 74 stewardship at age 48.

    • @robbstark8275
      @robbstark8275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't stop laughing

    • @fr-joey764
      @fr-joey764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KalaMiDeviL i need an excel paper to explain that sir

    • @captaindanger4353
      @captaindanger4353 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The whole point of 100 stat man is to test the limit of the game usually with mods

  • @kcneedles261
    @kcneedles261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Normally I feel bad about exploiting a game, but planning a kidnapping the day you declare war on a nation actually sounds quite feasible.

    • @THEORIGINALFrostByte
      @THEORIGINALFrostByte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      IDK. When someone with a massive army gains a claim on my kingdom I immediately switch my spymaster to disrupt schemes if they're not already doing so. IRL security for rulers gets bumped way up if there's fuckery afoot. Still, this exploit is a ton of fun and definitely worth checking out.

    • @scorpioneldar
      @scorpioneldar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@THEORIGINALFrostByte Historically speaking the capture of rulers most often in battle but also often kidnappings/assassinations from their camps did end many wars. (though several others continued despite that as a captured ruler has less influence over his people and if he is let go he might go back on his word so not the instant win that the game depicts.) the real-life escalation of security for rulers at war occurred as a reaction of this tendency and sometimes their court might even overrule the king's actual wishes to prevent rulers and heirs being used as bargaining chips.

    • @calar8
      @calar8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My assumption is that in a world where you don't have 100 intrigue, kidnapping the ruler of an entire kingdom/empire is probably a crazy low chance.

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@calar8 actually if its over like 12 or 15 intrigue its pretty feasable to do thaat

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Matt Miller That probably happened in game but to be fair it really ruins the balance when you have 100 intrigue. What would’ve been a 5% chance becomes a 95% chance.
      Granted the chances are still higher than they should be, and need some tweaking, but if you cheat everything to 100 stats of course it’ll be easy mathematically.

  • @Mistersheeaun
    @Mistersheeaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Even though the game says it's balanced, trust me it's not balanced"
    This statement could be the motto of the entire channel.

    • @mahatmagamgee1831
      @mahatmagamgee1831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it already is

    • @owentayygaming7567
      @owentayygaming7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      isn't the motto already perfectly balanced with no exploits

    • @acidempire7188
      @acidempire7188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@owentayygaming7567 I thought it was, "Oh, Todd Howard...what have you done?"

    • @bumbatumba1251
      @bumbatumba1251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With cheats - meh.

    • @agrg456
      @agrg456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he modded in cheats lol

  • @Nightwalker170
    @Nightwalker170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Funny enough I don't think that planning to capture/kill the leader of the opposing faction before declaring war in order to win said war as quickly as possible is an unfair or unintended exploit. It's historically proven tactic that the game rewards you for using.

  • @ZM145234974521E
    @ZM145234974521E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I want to point out that the game isn’t actually THAT broken, he is using mods to grant him insane Piety and Prestige and troops, in the base game it actually takes a long time to reform/create a new faith, and the Buy Claim option is only guaranteed because he is the head of his faith, whereas in Catholicism, the Pope won’t accept and Buy Claim request if you’re already powerful, and the Buy Claim requests cost a lot of piety that would take a long time to earn in vanilla, AND LASTLY, the perks needed to utilize all these tactics like buy claim, abduct, invade, win, take a decently long time to earn so Please understand that it’s not really THAT broken, this is more like an end game/long-term op tactic that you could shoot for but it’ll take a really long time, I think it would suck if paradox removed this because it would be removing a fun end-game goal rather than “Fixing” the game

    • @ZM145234974521E
      @ZM145234974521E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And the only reason he’s not fighting 10 wars including rebellions and factions is because he has insane prestige/piety and all the perks and 100 stats that are impossible to do in vanilla

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ZM145234974521E and also for the same reason you already mentioned, being a head of a reformed/created faith where the majority of the vassals converted immediatly lowers all separatism, making factions incredibly weak/unable to fire wars. Realistically you spend a decent amount of years converting culture, and religion, if necessary, after invading a whole kingdom, for example, just so your lands stabilize.

    • @MagiconIce
      @MagiconIce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ZM145234974521E Well but on the other side... going down the Family Head Tree in the Diplomacy Lifestyle, giving you 3 skill points per Child, that you befriend... if they all land in one stat, you may achieve 100 stat points in one stat.
      And even if not, having a dude with all around ~20ish-30ish stats is also pretty strong.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MagiconIce true, but even finishing a single learning tree takes a lot of in-game years, and multiple events going favourably. Even cheating a bit, or using boosting mods it still takes a lot more time to do all this that was shown in the video. I've been using the ruler designer mod, and even with an op starting character you take a lot of time to be able to pull something like this off.

    • @MagiconIce
      @MagiconIce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnstarwright2029 You can duel, your rivals, if they insult you.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "How many countries do you want to take? How many lives do you want to ruin?"
    King Mega Chad : *_"How many breads have you eaten in your life?"_*

  • @billsynthese4816
    @billsynthese4816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Hitler:*invades Poland in a few months
    Mega Chad:hold my beer
    Proceeds to capture Britain in 3 days without having an army or stepping on British soil

    • @Paltse
      @Paltse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, Mr. H sent as many spies to try and do stuff as what we saw here, they just were not successful other than as British double agents.

    • @pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882
      @pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When u are a mega chad then anything is possible. Hitler could of learnt a thing or 40 from MC

  • @MrDuceOwen
    @MrDuceOwen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    HELLO THERE I'VE CAUGHT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COMMENT SECTION WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECTED IT

    • @nectarinn3
      @nectarinn3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Damn are you the spanish inquisition?

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dammit

    • @priyanshugoel3030
      @priyanshugoel3030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I deflected it.

    • @Surproodles
      @Surproodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      great comment loved it

    • @ntrf-xyz
      @ntrf-xyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is actually a nice idea for a t-shirt. "I've caught you in the middle of this t-shirt where you were least expecting me" ... or whatever Spiff says

  • @bchin4005
    @bchin4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "...and we're going to replace human sacrifice with...ritual cannibalism..."
    Clearly, an improvement.
    And, of course, C- war elephants

  • @obiwanfisher537
    @obiwanfisher537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    29:53 So basically you're Hannibal, but nordic and you won; Mountains, elephant, enemy of the romans, tries to sack rome

  • @francescoferri1409
    @francescoferri1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Not gonna lie: seeing a norse god with war elephants would be pretty awesome

  • @bossman5141
    @bossman5141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Ok, this isn't exploitation but straight cheating with mods 😂

    • @OrsoPolareYT
      @OrsoPolareYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed

    • @suchithgadde
      @suchithgadde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Name of the mod🙄

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He told us how to get the stats legitimately too, though.
      He used a mod because it would take ages.

    • @josephmclaughlin933
      @josephmclaughlin933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Zaire82 but the fact it would take ages is why it's not broken. By the time you can do this legitimately you would be a year or 2 away from death.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@josephmclaughlin933 Not if you legitimately acquired the immortal trait. (Don't know if that exists in CK3, but it does in CK2) Even if you were 50, as long as you're immortal, and male, you can still have loads of kids.
      Also, he said it'd be easier if you had the norse mythology. Concubines would speed it up 4 fold. Even without immortality, you'd get pretty good stats by the time you were 40yrs old. Maybe not 100, but pretty high. 50 is still overwhelming. At 40yrs old, you'd still have at least a decade to obliterate your enemies. Once that character dies, make another. Rinse and repeat. Get the genius trait into your family. Find really good teachers.

  • @DOPN
    @DOPN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “And that’s why you were named lily, cause your mother loves lilies”
    Son: “Oh! What about me, what about me???”
    Dad: “Well you just finish up some of your delicious home brew Yorkshire Tea for just $10, Human Shrek”

  • @wilfredoretamalm
    @wilfredoretamalm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Duke Pene: exists.
    Every Spanish speaker: *sensible chuckle*

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No one expects the spiffing inquisition!

  • @nerosfreak
    @nerosfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    **uses cheats, not an actual exploit**
    THE GODS HAVE FAILED US!!

    • @monobrow538
      @monobrow538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Its not cheats its just Yorkshire Tea gold smh.

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well that's kinda what happened in the last 100 stat man CK series.

    • @SouvenirSpices
      @SouvenirSpices 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've been doing this legitly and it does take a looong time. I'm 20 hours in and my guy has 49 learning.

    • @dogwithsunglasses4051
      @dogwithsunglasses4051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why not both? XD

    • @nothere7051
      @nothere7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      only gods have access to the cheat menu so that's close enough

  • @XVoltage911
    @XVoltage911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    William: "I conquered all of England."
    Mega Chad: "Hold my beer."

  • @shiny1556
    @shiny1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “We can theoretically destroy the Catholic faith.” - Spiffing 2020

    • @TheFissionchips
      @TheFissionchips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the masons did it in 1962 with Vatican II lmao

  • @SharpAsASpoon
    @SharpAsASpoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Spiff: *cheats himself to godhood*
    Also Spiff: "whY WoULd tHE gAme LEt mE Do thIs?"

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed (though I'm not sure the abduction/win war combo is related to his cheats).

    • @Ainogard
      @Ainogard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@carlsiouxfalls Well, you can do this, but your chance of abduction will be a lot lower without 100 intrigue stat.

    • @Force2reckonVods
      @Force2reckonVods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, but also as someone who managed this without cheats, it's not crazy undoable or anything.

  • @Sam_596
    @Sam_596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    For those wondering, rose hips are the fruit of some rose species. The hairs of the fruit (?) can be used as an itching powder

  • @SirChris314
    @SirChris314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Spiff: *becomes 100 stat man with unlimited resources*
    also Spiff: wow everything is so easy I can just buy the Holy Roman Empire wow that shouldn't be allowed

    • @GRom4232
      @GRom4232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I honestly don’t get half his videos. “I will show you how to break this game! By breaking the game with game breaking mods!”

    • @DonPiantissimo
      @DonPiantissimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@GRom4232 Well, for the whole youtube thing to be sustainable you have to keep putting out videos and there's only so many actual game breaking exploits in the game you picked to go around. That being said it's kinda disappointing in this case because there really was more cheese in CK3 even without cheating.

    • @mackenzie8938
      @mackenzie8938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DonPiantissimo I think you can still make interesting videos wherein you break the game using cheats or mods, but like it's the framing itself that's specifically irksome.
      I don't remember what video or what game it was, some 4X game, where he turned on a bunch of in game modifiers to make a custom civilization to play as with like a dozen extra bonuses to make an already good civilization into one that was just insanely broken, and it was the same issue of framing the game itself as exploitable or broken when you're just effectively cheating. Which, again, can be very fun to watch - it's just the issue of framing it that way feels very dishonest, which apparently I feel weirdly strongly about.

    • @BlackTempleGaurdian
      @BlackTempleGaurdian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      100 stat man has never been about the exploits, just goofing around with max stats.

    • @Daniel-yy3ty
      @Daniel-yy3ty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tbh, the start a war with a ruler you are about to kidnap is a legit broken thing, the 100 intrigue just boost the % XD

  • @fabian2915
    @fabian2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    Spiff: "CK3 is imbalanced and has many exploits!"
    Me: "Yeah, you're probably right..."
    Spiff: "Here, let me show you..."
    Me: "Uh-huh, go on..."
    Spiff: "Step 1: Use cheats to get 100 stats everywhere!"
    Me: "Wait! HOLD ON a second there!"

    • @Economip
      @Economip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah, might as well just mod the stats directly in if you're relying on mods regardless..

    • @Pawn2e4
      @Pawn2e4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah, this video should really be called "BECOMING GOD IN CK3 (modded) WITH 100 Stat Man "

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      there's actually a pretty fun mod for actually becoming a god and forming a preset religion and culture based on the ancient european faiths, with events included and an immortal trait with insane boosts, it's also very broken, but it's way more fun than just pressing a cheat button since you still have to play the game to some capacity.

    • @angushair9528
      @angushair9528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He explained the 100 stat exploit at the beginning, get over yourself

    • @SquaulDuNeant
      @SquaulDuNeant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@angushair9528 so why he didn't use it ? :)

  • @StalwartTirith
    @StalwartTirith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Become 100 stat man with perfectly balanced exploits!"
    *Proceeds to use cheat mod

    • @rippingcube2945
      @rippingcube2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do u know what the mod was

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rippingcube2945 he says towards the beginning of the video

  • @cowboyged9723
    @cowboyged9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Mega Chad should have his heir be called Reano Keves

    • @greatmightypanda
      @greatmightypanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reanu Keeves is still trapped by Hod Toward's wicked sorceries

    • @terramerc733
      @terramerc733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@greatmightypanda not reanu
      Reano

    • @charliejones3272
      @charliejones3272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No No eeryone knows Mega chad's historical child was Cavid Dameron

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greatmightypanda He got out! DO YOU UNDERESTIME THE POWA OF REANO KEVES >:(

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    25:54 Just gonna gloss over that the leader of the HRE was an athiest?

    • @gildedbear5355
      @gildedbear5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The HRE was famously not holy, not roman, and not an empire. So the leader being an atheist seems par for the course.

    • @dandelyon2796
      @dandelyon2796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the Pope!

    • @ertrick3693
      @ertrick3693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gildedbear5355 What an age to live in where 90% of what the nobility said was absolute BS, and everyone just rolled with it because they kept the scary vikings and tribal horsemen from stampeding in their lands. And the *actual* Romans didn't even hold Rome, and weren't entirely Roman because they converted to Christianity at some point.
      History can be absolutely hilarious and surreal sometimes.

  • @illCMAC
    @illCMAC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Whenever I watch your 100 Stat Man series I come away from the episode humming the song "Scatman" by Scatman John, but I replace the words with "100 Stat Man"

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When ever I see the word scat, my stomach upheeves.

  • @satinysquid8855
    @satinysquid8855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    When spiff calls your home a random province.

  • @istvanfarkas1660
    @istvanfarkas1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    God of War 5 opening scene: Kratos witnessing Mega Chad's ascending...
    "Boy! Pack your things. We have work to do!"

    • @santiagobarreto9357
      @santiagobarreto9357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Kratos dies, slain in a fierce battle against mega Chad, the walls in Jötunheim predicted it

  • @nalle1977
    @nalle1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Dissapointed. I thought spiffing britt would break the game, not use mods and cheats :/ I

    • @navygroundhog7976
      @navygroundhog7976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He can make what he wants I quite enjoy this style to be honest

    • @nalle1977
      @nalle1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@navygroundhog7976 Good for you

    • @blakearius
      @blakearius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did anyone even watch the video after.. where he describes how to get 100 stat man without cheats.. just fill out right side of diplomacy perks and befriend your 30 children. He used the Mod because it has channel references...

    • @murii_desu1436
      @murii_desu1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blakearius the people complaining are probably new subscribers. We all know 100 stat man is an old series by spiff from a couple years back and he's always used cheat on the 100 stat man series.

    • @Fagan422
      @Fagan422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blakearius I don't know though it would still take alot of time ig to have enough kids and friends you'd probably die before you hit a hundred... Saying that you can still make yourself very powerful

  • @Hamfast33
    @Hamfast33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Bout time there's another CK3 video. I'm literally going through withdrawal.

    • @MongooseTacticool
      @MongooseTacticool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you seen the Let's Game It Out CK3 vid, funny stuff.

    • @Trikzzarn
      @Trikzzarn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive never clicked a notification as fast as this one

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    King Mega Chad workout schedule please so I too can become 100 stat man

    • @BYToady
      @BYToady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      100 pushups, 100 situps, and a 1k run everyday, no matter how hard.

    • @jamiem4212
      @jamiem4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When is he not a god to be honest

    • @cheesysealAnon
      @cheesysealAnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and one cup of yorkshire tea everyday

    • @rankena4926
      @rankena4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BYToady so, Saitama?

    • @swelldritch2774
      @swelldritch2774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BYToady also turn off the AC

  • @NCRLouTenant
    @NCRLouTenant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's wild that a video like this is what sells me on games like these, more so than any trailer or review could.

  • @scoman91
    @scoman91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    There is a rather impressive divide in the comments over this series continuing and the use of cheats to break the game. I am unsure how to feel about this.

    • @juanbrits3002
      @juanbrits3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Using cheats takes away the charm of the videos, if using cheats continues then I'll probably stop watching...

    • @gorillainabikini266
      @gorillainabikini266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Juan Brits He’s only using cheats to speed up the process he can still get 100 stats without cheating it just takes along time and hope your character doesn’t die

    • @Caldaron
      @Caldaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juanbrits3002 yeah, but he can probably continue to impress all the 12 year olds...

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Caldaron You must be delusional if you think he does this to impress people.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gorillainabikini266 Yeah, and he isn't even taking advantage of most of the stats. Most of what he's doing can be done in a cheat-free environment as well, he'd just have to worry about some bad rolls once in a while. Besides, let's not even pretend like people don't save before doing something risky and just reload the save if it fails. The people who want to force a result will, with or without cheats. This just removes most of the hassle, but he can still fail rolls and die from an infection due to a splinter or whatever if unlucky.

  • @Theviewer100
    @Theviewer100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Wow the norse religion is actually written in icelandic. I’m icelandic and appreciate this detail Ásatrú, i have a friend who is actually a part of this religion

    • @midnightblue3285
      @midnightblue3285 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually it is suppose to be heathen and they switch it with modern age new age neopagan one pagan religion mixed religion.. Pagans are not religious Heathen is not a religion it is spiritualty and spiritual journey..

  • @lagmonster7789
    @lagmonster7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Well as a Dane i can only say... 'No-one expects the Spiffing Inquisition!'

  • @renegadeguy2340
    @renegadeguy2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Using cheats kind of defeats the point though, doesn't it?

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      See the previous 100 stat man videos, the cheat is the point

    • @renegadeguy2340
      @renegadeguy2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soupwizarddid he cheat that blatantly in CK2?

    • @alexmuller6752
      @alexmuller6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes. 100stat man was always cheated. it is kind of the point, just do a ridiculously op character and see, where that ist going.

  • @isaacpowrie465
    @isaacpowrie465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    TEA WE NEED TEA IN CK3. TEA IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED DRINK WITH NO EXPLOITS. TEA TAX.

    • @daggeranddoctor
      @daggeranddoctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bad things tend to happen to those who enforce high tea taxes.

    • @LuanMower55
      @LuanMower55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daggeranddoctor any* tea taxes*

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let them convert to a brand new "Socie Tea"

    • @DracoSuave
      @DracoSuave 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Step One: Be England.
      Step Four: Take over India.
      I'm sure this plan is perfect

    • @moje994
      @moje994 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@artyd42 love that pun

  • @px6883
    @px6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This video reminds me of my little cousin spamming an entire world with tnt in minecraft creative mode while claiming to have found a bug that lets him do this

  • @3216100
    @3216100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm playing as Sweden in my current game, and didn't know you could move capitals or build special stuff on holy sites. Thanks for the info, Spiff, particularly because I just reformed Ásatrú and control every holy site.

  • @ArmourGX
    @ArmourGX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Are these really exploits when you're using 3rd party software to boost your stats? These mechanics are perfectly reasonable when your stats are at a normal level.

  • @TheSimodon
    @TheSimodon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The pronunciation of "Stammesherzogtum" did hurt my german soul. xD

    • @misterknister6257
      @misterknister6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @alexelamarre7403
      @alexelamarre7403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But it made me rewind 3 times because I enjoyed it so much. (Sorry)

    • @British_Rogue
      @British_Rogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      His pronunciation of words with 'th' in them hurts my soul. So at least he's inclusive, I guess.

    • @katzenkralle0514
      @katzenkralle0514 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Ensbekk or whatever He said

    • @slutty_vampire
      @slutty_vampire 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      well yeah but bro, i mean, look at this town's name, there's so much letters like man !
      i'm french, and i would probably say it WAY worse than spiff did
      (btw, does this town exists ? or is, you know, the ancient name for a existing town nowadays ? just curious)

  • @Pinguuujiii23
    @Pinguuujiii23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Spiff why not play a live stream about conquering the whole world and using a mod to be able to own everything without being over the hold limit

  • @FREAK_115
    @FREAK_115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    26:35 "Something tells me the Pope is not going to have many crusades"
    Spoiler alert: *Mega Chad is going to do it instead*

  • @vaisravana2092
    @vaisravana2092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Yay more CK3 edit : aww using cheats :/

    • @dogwithsunglasses4051
      @dogwithsunglasses4051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      100 stat man always used cheats.

    • @EKhan89
      @EKhan89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dogwithsunglasses4051 Still lame. Thought he had found a way to make 100 stat man using in game exploits.

    • @fortnitespecialty5003
      @fortnitespecialty5003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@EKhan89 he does know one only it takes litterally over 100 hours to accomplish it, even at 5x speed.

  • @TheDyingFox
    @TheDyingFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    33:56 "You sleep with my wife? You sleep with my snake!"

  • @Darkxification
    @Darkxification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    mm... while these things are in the game, you sorta yeeted past any difficulty with the cheat menu. Normally to get absurd stats like that... well you are gonna need almost 2 decades worth of lifestyle traits. Then you'll need to switch over to intrigue for another 2 decades.... and you can only start that when you are 16. It's not really very likely.Right... also to buy claims you'll need another 2 decades down the learning tree.
    So you'll be like 60-70 ~ or so by the time you pick up that stuff... seems kinda balanced. Because without cheats, you are pretty much dead around then.

    • @Pheatrix
      @Pheatrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly my thoughts. If you are using cheats no game is balanced anymore.

    • @alasdairsinclair916
      @alasdairsinclair916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m wondering if this can be pulled off earlier if you substitute competency for save scumming.

    • @StalkinU
      @StalkinU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You fail to realize this is a 100statmam video not an exploit video, but in ck2 I always get to be at least 86 so I guess that translates into 26 years of what you call balanced game breaking.

    • @TheSubso
      @TheSubso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@StalkinU "Crusader Kings 3 Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits" literally not able to read titles are you Stalkin. He named it like his other videos where he breaks the game. Obviously people gonna be like "Games is balanced, you actually use cheats this time"

    • @bengoacher4455
      @bengoacher4455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The biggest exploit is the abduct then declare war strat. That can be achieved without 100 stats if you push intrigue as much as possible. It seems like an easy way to go from vassal to ruler of all europe. While it may take a few generations to get the intrigue traits needed, once you have them you can take entire empires in days. Then the only difficulty is maintaining them.

  • @melnewdemon4873
    @melnewdemon4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just get a claim on everything literally everything then declare war on the entire world at once with one county as 100 stat man might just might pose a challenge for him~

  • @nonofyabeeswax9955
    @nonofyabeeswax9955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    10:14 Didn't know being a swede came with a instant mustache.

    • @oscarvanninen2891
      @oscarvanninen2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol saw that to 😂😂

    • @redorkpod486
      @redorkpod486 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      in the first place it gives you a beard

    • @oscarvanninen2891
      @oscarvanninen2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Redorkpod im swedish and didnt know a beard and mustache was mandatory

    • @redorkpod486
      @redorkpod486 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oscarvanninen2891 , chill, just a joke

    • @oscarvanninen2891
      @oscarvanninen2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Redorkpod i know dude just finding it funny

  • @clownofwar
    @clownofwar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    As soon as spiff does anything, i can just imagine the ai huddled in a corner screaming 🤣

    • @timothybartlett5493
      @timothybartlett5493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The developers are hiding behind the AI, also screaming.

    • @Kaeltis
      @Kaeltis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But cheating your way there using a mod instead of using actual exploits is kinda lame :(

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Now we've almost sacked Rome."
    *Ancient Visigoth cheering.*

  • @DerIrreLeWand
    @DerIrreLeWand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My liege may I suggest answer
    D - Everything of the above,
    My hunger for statman will never be sated.
    May glitterhoof's horseshoe of chadness guide us to victory!

    • @alexelamarre7403
      @alexelamarre7403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is Glitterhoof in CK3 ?

    • @DerIrreLeWand
      @DerIrreLeWand 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexelamarre7403 glitterhoof is everywhere where glitterhoof desires to be he's a God after all.

  • @Jukantos
    @Jukantos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Do we really count giving yourself cheated traits as an exploit? Meh...

    • @Kyrkby
      @Kyrkby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah, really disappointed. I was expecting a exploit or glitch. Not a goddamn cheat menu you can download from the Steam Workshop.

    • @THEORIGINALFrostByte
      @THEORIGINALFrostByte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why don't you make your own exploit video?

    • @thomasvincent8905
      @thomasvincent8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean, it just has no interest. Why would I watch a video of someone cheating?

    • @ZOLTN54
      @ZOLTN54 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@THEORIGINALFrostByte I'd be interested to watch

    • @THEORIGINALFrostByte
      @THEORIGINALFrostByte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kyrkby Abduction scheme; Declare war while last prompt for abduction scheme is up; Abduct - 100% war score; Enforce demands. That was the exploit. Among a few other actual exploits. Don't be butthurt because he actually *GASP* made it fun for himself.

  • @GhostOfLorelei
    @GhostOfLorelei ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Huh, watching the Spiffing Brit makes it so you get no stress from being immoral. Veeeery interesting.

  • @royalally
    @royalally 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    hahaha "oh you naughty sausage... take him back to his cell."

    • @neojazex
      @neojazex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @27:08 the best part

  • @lucabralia5125
    @lucabralia5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The Spiffing Brit: Romaggggna
    Me an italian: ...

    • @lucabralia5125
      @lucabralia5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if you're wondering the gn in italian is pronounced kind of like the gn of gnu
      but a little different

    • @latronemastrucato7288
      @latronemastrucato7288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like the n in jalapeño

    • @lucabralia5125
      @lucabralia5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@latronemastrucato7288 yes, exactly like that

    • @rurunosep
      @rurunosep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lucabralia5125 Lasagna is the best example

    • @latronemastrucato7288
      @latronemastrucato7288 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rurunosep I've heard anglophones mispronounce that. But it's obviously a better fit, because it's exactly the same sound it being the same language.

  • @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII2
    @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Comments: this isn’t broken he’s just using mods
    Spiff: wins wars instantly using exploits

    • @AxeltheKing1000
      @AxeltheKing1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

    • @hulking_presence
      @hulking_presence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exploits that are a completely normal ingame mechanic having like 3% of success without "mods" (actually, cheating)

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hulking_presence It's actually possible towards late game with the right setup. But you're complaining a channel dedicated to cheating, is infact, cheating? Exploiting is still cheating, it's a form of cheating to be exact. Why do you think mmos, and competitive play punishes people for intentionally exploiting? Because it IS cheating. So this entire thing is kinda pointless. You know spiff cheats.

  • @DerickMasai
    @DerickMasai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I just clicked on this video only to find it was the best decision I ever made. I mean, I just saved myself from the snappening of 100 Stat Man himself!!!

  • @digishade7583
    @digishade7583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:58 I mean seeing as this was done with a cheat menu mod you can't really say this happened because of exploits you lose the right to call this an exploit video

    • @LazarethPrime
      @LazarethPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That irked me also in the beginning, but the relevant exploits displayed in the video are still valid: the cheating simply made it faster and easier to display without getting bogged down in the irrelevant parts.

    • @Pheatrix
      @Pheatrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LazarethPrime I don't think so. It takes you a really long time to get there. And by that time your character is pretty much dead. So you only have a really small window in which you could actually pull this off. If you start your character at a low age that is. If the AI already pre-skilled him because you don't start at an incredibly low age you will die before you get that strong.
      It's such a niche "exploit" that needs a huge amount of preparation so I don't see any problem here. Every branch in the skill-tree needs to be viable, so naturally having them all is OP

    • @LazarethPrime
      @LazarethPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pheatrix are we talking about kidnapping the title holder to autowin wars? Because that's one of my primary exploit takeaways, and while it does require setup it is far easier than what you imply.
      The cheating is exactly to do it all within one lifetime, but one liftetime is not what is needed to do it.
      Again, the cheating is just to speed things up and show all of the shenanigans. Trivially the cheating will make it easier and faster, that is sort of the point, but it is not required to do it at all.

    • @StalkinU
      @StalkinU 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LazarethPrime I dunno how long you people have been around, but 100statman does what 100statman does.

    • @alasdairsinclair916
      @alasdairsinclair916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even so, it’s still a 100 stat man video, and the exploit can still be pulled off, it just requires over half the ruler’s life expectancy.

  • @jordanhaddix3592
    @jordanhaddix3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire: BOLD ATHEIST

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There've been a couple of atheist popes, too. Go figure.

  • @Martyn_Lawson
    @Martyn_Lawson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "is there anyone who can get married me, anyone at all" this is straight up my love life right there...

  • @DarthAwesome117
    @DarthAwesome117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Spiff:
    Talks about how "great" he is at pronouncing words in foreign languages.
    Me:
    *Laughs in American*

    • @macanaeh
      @macanaeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RomaGHHGHHGHGHGna

    • @SirMD93
      @SirMD93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't even pronounce "H" properly

    • @Dave_L913
      @Dave_L913 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't get the GN correct for Italian words, nor the NG correct for English words: "Nothink, Anythink, Somethink".

  • @c.l.8213
    @c.l.8213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please give us more 100 Stat Man, Spiff Man!

  • @marcusviniciusmagalhaesdea3779
    @marcusviniciusmagalhaesdea3779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "...and this was how I did it"
    Emperor of Mankind, The secret diary

  • @idanchen4934
    @idanchen4934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    16:00 "it's a siege mustache"

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mega-chad on his first day as Imperator of the HRE - "Ok, so this "Holy" thing...we need to get rid of.....what....it's not? Well that's....handy....that's handy."

  • @shpilmaninc535
    @shpilmaninc535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    36:26 Spiff:
    *hovers mouse over Zaporizhia.
    Me:
    -OMG, he wants to conquer them.
    * Spiff continues to brag over the byzantine king.
    Me:
    -Oh well no enslaving of slavs in this series... Well, i was in the first 10k of liking this vid, so no invasion to my country xD

  • @gwynnedd7075
    @gwynnedd7075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    c of course who doesn't want to see holy roman empire war elephants

  • @robbert-janmerk6783
    @robbert-janmerk6783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The "...Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits" series should be called "Watch me activating cheats/unbalanced mods and act as if the game is not balanced"

  • @arklaw8306
    @arklaw8306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm... disappointed.

    • @THEORIGINALFrostByte
      @THEORIGINALFrostByte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He used plenty of legitimate exploits, though. Save for spending 50 hours on one save to MAYBE get 50 in two stats, this is what you're gonna get.

  • @bieresnavigationettheories5846
    @bieresnavigationettheories5846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A-B-C ! Especially C! I want to see the elephants!

  • @wombolino2343
    @wombolino2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Let's assume that instead of cheating, he utilized the approach via the patriarchy skill tree. Let's say he actually gets 30 children and 3 skill points per child. First of all, that's only 90 stat points, whereas the cheat gave him 540 (600 post-cheat, subtracting Mega Chad's starting values of 60). So there's still a monumental gap of 450 stat points unexplained.
    Then, there is the question of how old the character will be after all of that. Certainly not 32, I can tell you that much.
    There is no magical exploit to become 100 stat man. And consequentially all the other "exploits" that this video supposedly highlights are grossly misrepresented. Everything would be different if your plots have a 35% success rate instead of the magical 95%.
    Not saying CK3 is balanced at all, it is not. But the whole premise of "I'll show you how unbalanced this game is, let's start by massively cheating" was indeed a bit disappointing.
    It's as if I say "I'll show you how unbalanced chess is. Let's start with me putting an additional 20 white queens on the board".
    I don't think it's a bad video, but I have to give this a dislike based on it being clickbait/false advertising.

    • @ottokaare5925
      @ottokaare5925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stat man is cheating but the thing with abducting kings to win wars isn't and becoming a god isn't

    • @ottokaare5925
      @ottokaare5925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And besides he puts perfectly balanced on all videos

  • @MeZenformed
    @MeZenformed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow. So unbalanced when you mod the game and use cheats.

  • @jacenren9630
    @jacenren9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Needs to be a series where spiff plays and tries to completely take over the entire map

  • @rockandroll_
    @rockandroll_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He does this because to be able to do any of this together is almost impossible. But it’s it’s sad that doesn’t try without cheating first

  • @bradlybettiol6833
    @bradlybettiol6833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Father: Ah Yes, here son, have my provinces I don’t want.
    Son: am I worth nothing to you?
    Father: Yes, yes indeed.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because of how inheritance laws are set up to boycott your empire building efforts until very late in the game, having many children can be a struggle, but there ways to cheese it out without cheats. You can disinherit a child you don't want to play with, and then land them so it still counts towards dynastic renown boosts, then marrying them to foreign rulers' heirs so that your dynasty swallows that kingdom as a vassal. Or you can go on the title menu and pay prestige to change your titles' inheritance laws manually and bypassing partition laws.

  • @SirBlaze75
    @SirBlaze75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    not really an exploit when you're using an outside mod to do it, I do enjoy a lot of your vids, but all the ones where you actually change the files of the original game stop them from being exploits and make them hacks instead to me aren't quit as good for me.

  • @DragTheDecimator
    @DragTheDecimator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I choose option D: Invasion of THE MOON (in medieval times, of course)

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Medievalpunk KSP ho!!!

  • @freddymylove-dk
    @freddymylove-dk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:30
    As a danish person myself, i just would like to say that your prononciation of See-Jeel-Land was... PITCH PERFECT !
    Contra to popular belief, thats actually how we pronociat oure main island.
    I might be liar though ;)

  • @dralenvan
    @dralenvan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    yeet

  • @danielgrizzlus3950
    @danielgrizzlus3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    sorry but you literally install a cheat to make this possible, how is this an exploit, smh spiff

    • @rattylad1587
      @rattylad1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like this was more showing what you can do rather than how to do it. You could try to get 100 stat but who tf would

  • @recaru0331
    @recaru0331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The 3 day war: the most overpowered war tactic, and by any means, actually makes sense. Makes for a great D&D one-shot story as well.

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Maybe Reanu Keeves wants to make his own religion starting in Cumania.