Crusader Kings 3 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Making Money By Divorcing!!

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  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15488

    Step 1: Exploit Spiffing Brit to make a video and build positive relationships with fans
    Step 2: Profit

    • @grey3247
      @grey3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

      Also probably cheaper than hiring a bug tester

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

      Clever move, Paradox!
      Also, why does Brian Mitsoda stopped working on Bloodlines 2?

    • @JRock3091
      @JRock3091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      Perfectly Balanced

    • @pawtter_ink
      @pawtter_ink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      the real exploiter here huh?!

    • @oldencreek6587
      @oldencreek6587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      Step 3: Make every miscellaneous feature you can think of and put it onto a separate DLC and sell it for 4.99 USD a piece.

  • @calivialauri7669
    @calivialauri7669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4554

    "I forgot to check if my husband was homosexual"
    Ahh, common mistake

    • @astrosoup
      @astrosoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      happens to the best of us

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      The fact that he said it so casually is what made it so hilarious 🤣

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@maxmach4361 Totally never happened to me, cannot relate.

    • @rayven4185
      @rayven4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spiff just don't care XF

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The number of times I've had that happen to me.
      Although, as a man, I usually have the opposite problem.

  • @adamradford8053
    @adamradford8053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3317

    Paradox: "How do we release a game that the Spiffing Brit cant break?"
    Paradox: "let the Spiffing Brit break it before release"

    • @kyleeversfield8276
      @kyleeversfield8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Basically, Spiff is a glorified playtester at this point with permission to broadcast his results.

    • @wanderinwolf3804
      @wanderinwolf3804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Spiff upon release: "They haven't fixed a thing!"

    • @aperson7838
      @aperson7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mew

    • @mathgasm8484
      @mathgasm8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Paradox is smart brit will find all the major bugs and exploits then they will fix it.

    • @covereye5731
      @covereye5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are living up to there name.

  • @zesty5890
    @zesty5890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2777

    Imagine you're a servant walking by the chambers, and all you overhear is "I'm not having a husband who can't boost my admin stats"

    • @davidthor4405
      @davidthor4405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      That servant would become an anomaly in the matrix, an enlightened, and too dangerous to be left alive

    • @Bata600
      @Bata600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The child of your master is called MEGA CHILD. It's what rivh people say, they might be crazy but that's how rich people act.

    • @jonathanbaker4361
      @jonathanbaker4361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sounds modern.

    • @DarkMirria1
      @DarkMirria1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @دبيدورمشاكل
      @دبيدورمشاكل 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidthor4405 2221 22220222220222 w

  • @pottermckinney1105
    @pottermckinney1105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2149

    "Babe! It's 3 o'clock, it's time to get divorced!"
    "Yes honey"

    • @Weeping_Willoe
      @Weeping_Willoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I imagine every divorce involved an increasingly low effort complaint to pope about Waltard, and presumably booting him out the door for an adventure to miraculously regain all the money he just lost to his on-and-off wife. Honestly, "nobleman that periodically gets forced out of his estate by his scheming wannabe-empress wife to adventure in search of treasure to fund her ambitions" sounds like a pretty good DnD character. Oh, and it looks like Waltard fails the spot check for bed spiders.

    • @harmannus2012
      @harmannus2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "I reconsidered, lets get married again!"
      "Yes honey"
      XD

    • @Fyrefrye
      @Fyrefrye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Weeping_Willoe With how often they got divorced and remarried, on top of how much money and prestige they earned overall... I kinda imagine Waltard is in on the whole scheme and they have a lot of great laughs about it after every wedding.
      Edit: and I just got to the point where he was divorced for the last time... and a spider happened XD. So much for my idea

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Fyrefrye your edit just makes it funnier 🤣

  • @ahmedmuawia2447
    @ahmedmuawia2447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    "you get a weak hook on your Childern"
    So that's basically the "I carried you for 9 months" card in an argument

    • @o76923
      @o76923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Think about how much dirt parents will pick up on you over the course of your childhood. They can blackmail you for wetting the bed, falling off horses when learning to ride, being afraid of thunderstorms, that spanking fetish you accidentally gave them, the possibilities are endless!

    • @brunoh8510
      @brunoh8510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one

    • @deadlymole
      @deadlymole 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uu

    • @ahmadkamil3713
      @ahmadkamil3713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@o76923 Lol! the spanking fetish part.

    • @Alkis05
      @Alkis05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@o76923 My mom literally blackmailed me, threatening to tell "family stories" if I didn't help her with some stuff or another. She is completely diabolical. Of course, I was forced to comply, since I was a teenager at the time and couldn't bare the thought of having my street credit ruined by her.
      But now that she is old and feeble and I am more mature, I pay her back with emotional blackmail and guilt trip her into doing what I want. A completely functional family! XD
      PS: for anyone with no sense of humor, no child or mother was emotionally scared in the making of this family joke.

  • @dinkerdann7916
    @dinkerdann7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    “What a cool child he’s so amazing unlike his father who needs to be divorced again” this honestly had me spitting out my tea thank you.

    • @puffinmaster8
      @puffinmaster8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This has to be the only time I won't judge someone for wasting precious tea. Don't let it happen again!

  • @gofurmia6997
    @gofurmia6997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    I like how duchess Matilda died shortly after her nemisis Duke Ernsest died. Their rivalry and battles were going on since their 20s.
    Rest in peace now.

    • @thestranger4894
      @thestranger4894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Funnier too how in those 30 years, Matilda grew more and more loved while Ernst falls through a downward spiral

    • @connormartin1618
      @connormartin1618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Where in the video is Ernst's death? I can't find it

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@connormartin1618 idk

    • @fluffyturkey1608
      @fluffyturkey1608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connormartin1618 39:57

    • @connormartin1618
      @connormartin1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@fluffyturkey1608 that's Duke Hermann, not Duke Ernst

  • @rustyshackleford1508
    @rustyshackleford1508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    "Honey, it's time for our 4 PM divorce proceedings!"
    "Yes, dear..."

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Simping is as old as humanity

    • @NoticeAssemble
      @NoticeAssemble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      -Henry VIII to most of his wives

    • @justablip2329
      @justablip2329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can hear his voice from here XD That's hilarious, he must question his life so much.

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NoticeAssemble Only it's the other way around, and it's the same guy XD

    • @StevenSendak
      @StevenSendak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NoticeAssemble With fewer dead spouses.

  • @sethtallman7281
    @sethtallman7281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Bro, we need to see mega chad expand on what his mother set him up with. I imagine the growth will be exponential.

  • @NonsenseFabricator
    @NonsenseFabricator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2570

    Me: "Why would they pay someone to show off the game's problems?"
    Me 10 minutes later: "Man, I have gotta get this game!"

    • @VidelxSpopovich
      @VidelxSpopovich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Right? I love it. You could write stories just based on the various interactions alone.

    • @eps200
      @eps200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@VidelxSpopovich many people have from CK2 and from the game of thrones mod.

    • @jackiecozzie4803
      @jackiecozzie4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@eps200 yep, and this is improving on ck2, especially from a roleplaying standpoint. This is gonna be awesome

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Why would they pay someone to show off the game's problems?" - it's called "QA" and it's the one job that's been outsourced the most by game devs ever since the use of your own modding community to do the job was popularised by the Elder Scrolls series.

    • @nothuman3083
      @nothuman3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VidelxSpopovich oh ck2 I can't wait for ck3

  • @therupoe
    @therupoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    Duke Ernst is like that RPG character that keeps reappearing throughout the game, gets beat and then promises to return for revenge later.

    • @davidthor4405
      @davidthor4405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Genichiro Ashina, anyone?

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Basically a rival from Pokemon?

    • @prieterico
      @prieterico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And that mf outlived Matilda

    • @ogluqqychess4452
      @ogluqqychess4452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@greenapple9477 was about to suggest this

    • @STOCKHOLM07
      @STOCKHOLM07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking Baron Raymundo from Pirates!

  • @raymondmcmale5532
    @raymondmcmale5532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    "He is my son so he won't do anything against me."
    Russian Tsars: *Sweating nervously*

    • @makaramuss
      @makaramuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      AGANIST MOTHERS! AGANIST MOTHERS!
      (seriusly when you are father your sons tend to plot you but everyone loves their mother even more so they will be very loyal to you unless you fuck them up)

    • @dancesinblood
      @dancesinblood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Henry II: hold my beer
      Come to think of it, being the second of any name had a bad run for English kings. William II died in a "hunting accident" with his brother. Henry II got betrayed by his sons and wife. Edward the second got overthrown by his wife (and her lover aka his enemy/former prisoner), Richard II got overthrown by his cousin. I suppose the moral of the story is that if you're a member of the House of Plantagenet, pick a unique name

    • @faustustarquinius5692
      @faustustarquinius5692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dancesinblood Like, say...John?

    • @redorkpod486
      @redorkpod486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@faustustarquinius5692, Dave would be better

    • @drageveilertsen2509
      @drageveilertsen2509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@faustustarquinius5692 A specific name EXCEPT John

  • @PlsWaLuigiDomMe
    @PlsWaLuigiDomMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3043

    I just love how Duke Ernst looks more evil every time we see him

    • @stefancodrin
      @stefancodrin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      He got married to a chaste person.
      Can only find love with an elderly lady.
      Gets snitched by some popular bitch.
      Out for regenge, fails, gets excomunicated.
      Whole catholic world hates him.
      That bitch sends an assasin that kills his new lover.
      Gets wounded, loses an eye, forced to seduce ladies in the HRE to survive.
      Dude mad for a reason.

    • @theohercules1943
      @theohercules1943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      a most complicated character arc!

    • @miguellorenzomalabed3754
      @miguellorenzomalabed3754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@stefancodrin Wasn't the guy who lost his lover the brilliant strategist in the last war who died from gout?

    • @jamiejames4617
      @jamiejames4617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @Nick-rs5if
      @Nick-rs5if 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stefancodrin "a" reason is plural, right...?

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    don't pay attention to when this comment was posted

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    I love how as his failed assassinations on Matilda piled up, Ernst's disfigurement got worse and worse. I laughed so hard when he suddenly appeared with an eyepatch. Like, don't do your own dirty work, man!

  • @moscowjade
    @moscowjade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2025

    "I love you, dad."
    "I love you too, Mega Chad."

    • @xxxacu
      @xxxacu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😍😍😍

    • @danielgreen6302
      @danielgreen6302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oooh...that's just too much.

    • @mysteriousj3019
      @mysteriousj3019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love you as well, Bonafacio

    • @Axonteer
      @Axonteer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      MAXIMUM CHAD

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😊

  • @Maren617
    @Maren617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3596

    The most hilarious moment was when he lacked the money to usurp the Papacy from the Pope, so he turned to the Pope, asking him for a loan...

    • @Whydoyoureadme
      @Whydoyoureadme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      That was my "bruh..." moment

    • @tenchimuyo69
      @tenchimuyo69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      The Shimazu did this to the Tokugawa in a complicated way irl.
      1. Shimazu bodyguards kill British citizens
      2. Britain declares war on Shimazu's Satsuma Domain
      3. Satsuma capitulates and pays reparations to Britain but also gets a lot of sweet arms deals
      4. Borrows money from the Tokugawa Shogunate to pay for all of this
      5. Later uses arms to overthrow the shogunate... loan is never paid back

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      'I use the pope to usurp the pope'

    • @BbNaB
      @BbNaB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@tenchimuyo69
      Reminds me of an old To Do list I wrote:
      1. Go to bank, acquire loan
      2. Use loan to purchase gun and mask
      3. Rob bank
      4. Pay off loan

    • @trashfire9641
      @trashfire9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Naw, when he went to name his son "after the father" and was confused when it didn't come up as Waltard.
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @uhhhscizo6531
    @uhhhscizo6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    “Name after my father” means YOUR father, not the child’s father

    • @toasty4000000
      @toasty4000000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      What's the difference?
      * sweet home alabama intensifies *

    • @Sluppie
      @Sluppie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I caught that too.

    • @YamaDrahma
      @YamaDrahma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It has been revealed that Spiff is from Norfolk.

    • @crownpenguin9180
      @crownpenguin9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alabama

    • @rosolaccio231
      @rosolaccio231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bonifacio is matilda's father

  • @Robert399
    @Robert399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Aww Matilda and Waltard keep re-celebrating their marriage to show how much they love each other (and Waltard's parents' money)

    • @hokton8555
      @hokton8555 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they got like a million children too

  • @KrazzyKlown
    @KrazzyKlown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    “Is there something wrong with his wife? . . . Oh, she’s chaste.” xD

    • @jmgollde843
      @jmgollde843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We can't blame the guy

    • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
      @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I like them chaste. That means no chance of them cheating.

    • @Fireballun
      @Fireballun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ModrunOfficial 14:00 my friend

    • @not_him_again94
      @not_him_again94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was going to post the same thing. I have many experiences like this in CKII, but hearing Spiff's elaborations, I doubled over

  • @vivekvishwakarma407
    @vivekvishwakarma407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Before releasing a game:
    Developers: Let's bug test the game with some of our other employees
    That one guy:That will be a waste of time just send a copy to the spiffing brit

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Benefits of being lazy and smart at the same time.

    • @sofieschuurman3746
      @sofieschuurman3746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also it helps sell it

    • @cptmiller132
      @cptmiller132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      apparently they are paying a good dozen or so people to play it prerelease so someone over in paradox has had a good think on how they can get the game out there

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kronosfobi Work smarter, not harder.

    • @likeorasgod
      @likeorasgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cptmiller132 Where ya'll getting he's getting paid by them? He's a youtube contributer, they give out early game copies all the time to folks on youtube and twitch to promote games without paying.

  • @joelshaffer9320
    @joelshaffer9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I feel like divorcing someone should apply a much steeper relationship penalty to a marriage request. And probably require a bigger piety hit if it's done without cause.

    • @ehk5948
      @ehk5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Probably a prestige hit too if the marriage has been fruitful.

    • @theshadowling1
      @theshadowling1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Or just put a code line preventing couples who've been divorced from remarrying to each other. Cause, you know. They divorced

    • @weeb3244
      @weeb3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      that's why paradox payed spiff

    • @JakeW117
      @JakeW117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Don't worry, it'll be in a future paid DLC

    • @Meshakhad
      @Meshakhad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You're assuming that Waltard isn't in on the whole thing.

  • @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
    @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    You had me at "... unlike his father. Who needs to be divorced, again."

  • @ShadeMeister93
    @ShadeMeister93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Paradox Games CEO: "How do we effectively find exploits"
    Paradox Games meeting member: "Lets pay The Spiffing Brit to play it early"
    Paradox games CEO: "THATS A GREAT IDEA"

    • @Wolfhound_81
      @Wolfhound_81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He didn't really find too many exploits.. at least to me that looked like a pretty normal game. He played it for a really long time and wasn't even able to get the reign over Italy :P

    • @AncientSlugThrower
      @AncientSlugThrower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's brilliant really, focused advertising disguised as content.

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truly brilliant. now we just have to wait for Paradox Games CEO to sell this dlc

    • @Eyclonus
      @Eyclonus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Wolfhound_81 Yeah, other than being able to chain divorce it looks more like a semi-optimal CK run. Though I will say we don't know exactly how difficult warfare is compared to CK2.

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Duchess: Ah.. my husband, it was such a wonderful wedding night.
    Duke: Ah my dear... i must agree.
    Duchess: I am divorcing you.
    Duke: uh.. wat?.
    --
    Duchess: OH please let us remarry, i was mistaken
    Duke: OH i knew it! my love!
    Duchess: Come let us enjoy this day after our wedding and walk the garden.
    Duke: Ah look at these flowers.. they remind me of your eyes.
    Duchess: I am divorcing you.
    Duke: come again?
    --
    --
    --
    Duchess: I think this is the one...
    Former Duke x5: ... you have got to be kidding.
    Duchess: Nono.. This time!
    Former Duke x5: ... Our child is very disturbed by your actions...
    Mega Chad: MOMMY WHY WE HAVE THE ANGRY PARTY SO OFTEN?
    Duchess: Yes! we should have a wedding party!
    Duke: ... dammit...
    --
    Duchess: I have returned from my pilgrimage! I saw the place where jesus him self strode and talked to the masses!
    Duke: Amazing! I have missed you dear! your lovely poetry you sent all the many months to me have kept me sane!
    Duchess: ... Dear... Read the first letter of each Poem...
    Duke: Oh.. another one of your cute riddles! i love you so!...
    D I V O R C E
    Duchess: Yes!
    Duke FFS!!!!
    Mega CHad: ANGRY PARTY SOON!!!!

    • @thyago1992
      @thyago1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Best. Comment. Ever.

    • @MichielGlas
      @MichielGlas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pissed myself laughing. Well done Sir, have a cookie.

    • @Xcyiterr
      @Xcyiterr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      legitimately top tier comment
      my sides don't even exist anymore

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then the spiders kiled the Duke!

  • @malanok
    @malanok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    This was an amazing video. Just imaging "have you heard she's marrying again?"
    "who to?"
    "... Really? You're asking who she's marrying?"

    • @cliffhanger4945
      @cliffhanger4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      -Holy Father, please allow me to divorce Waltard...
      -Again...? What was it this time...?
      -He stepped on the feet of my favourite dog.
      -Blanco, eh? Reasonable, I'll allow that.
      -Thank you Holly Father!
      -So... when will you marry him again...?

    • @fraticelli4838
      @fraticelli4838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cliffhanger4945 So, your Holiness, same time next month?

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I thought they might spice it up for a bit"

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Man this game is really well thought out. I love this concept of the whole family drama. Also love the animated characters and map movements etc. adds so much life to the game, as opposed to just random numbers and colored blobs on a map.

    • @imran8880
      @imran8880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just saw this video and now downloading it. It really looks cool and chill grand strategy game

    • @ladonna1007
      @ladonna1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Definitely great to be able to blackmail William the Conqueror!

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX ปีที่แล้ว

      I daresay the plot is even better than Coronation Street!

  • @jackdawson3688
    @jackdawson3688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    “Pimping Pope journey” is my new way of referring to any and all pilgrimages

  • @justintheamazing3542
    @justintheamazing3542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I love watching Spiff play crusader kings!!!, hope there's a new 100 stat man for CK3.

    • @DerickMasai
      @DerickMasai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Reanu Keeves ftw

    • @jabhdehutt1
      @jabhdehutt1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes i agree completely!! Would be lovely to enjoy with my lovely pot of yorkshire tea gold

    • @SapeTuna8
      @SapeTuna8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      best series!!!

    • @KatoEasternDragon
      @KatoEasternDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And 100 stat horse xD

    • @rickymcgowen6776
      @rickymcgowen6776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KatoEasternDragon You mean Sir Glitterhoof.

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "To be fair, you're risking being killed off by your ex-spouse, with every divorce..."
    Spiff: Kills off the ex-spouse.
    "Okay."

  • @thebigbluebird3501
    @thebigbluebird3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Love how mega Chad really grew into his name

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ...and his crown. Probably his misshapen head is now stuck in there.

    • @Hangman-yq5uh
      @Hangman-yq5uh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Cheepchipsable His brain grew freely into it's shape, learning, adapting, for war.

  • @Hippo_Hegemony
    @Hippo_Hegemony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Spiff breaking games that haven’t even released, soon he’ll start breaking reality.

    • @superstan1108
      @superstan1108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Reality is PERFECTLY BALANCED WITH NO EXPLOITS! - Making money out of thin air!

    • @mr.k418
      @mr.k418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Schwift_Nation you should see his Victoria 3 video.

    • @namanign6312
      @namanign6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: Spiff going to break 2020
      Spiff: I'm going to break reality

    • @marlainathiel1418
      @marlainathiel1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No th@Ts imp0$$!ble h3 would never oh no its h@pp3ning. Halp!!!

    • @laurenphilipp4337
      @laurenphilipp4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I deeply thank this comment, I laugh-snorted snot into my drink

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "Logically we're playing Harold Godwinson, king of England"
    *Look at the starting date*: 1066
    I'm not sure that's a great idea.....

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Poor Harold had a bad few weeks there, didn't he?

    • @Weeping_Willoe
      @Weeping_Willoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dangerdan2592 even the rebound didn't turn out well. From king of England to some dude getting yelled at in Germany for bedding another man's wife in a few short weeks.

    • @BlackSheep1922
      @BlackSheep1922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm pretty sure the real Harold got an arrow through the eye, or something like that, during the battle of Hastings, so I guess this Harold should count himself lucky 😂

    • @Enmerkar_of_Uruk
      @Enmerkar_of_Uruk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BlackSheep1922 Instead, he gets in trouble because he can't control his one-eyed trouser snake.

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BlackSheep1922 Most likely Harold was the man to the right of the label with his name on the bayeux tapestry (who was being stabbed with a sword by a knight on horseback) rather than the one to the left (who had an arrow in his eye), but it's historically ambiguous.

  • @Priyo866
    @Priyo866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    That lady sacrificing herself to protect her lover from an assassin, because he interrupted their snu-snu session, is tragic and hilarious.

    • @Coid
      @Coid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pretty sure she was also his wife, too.

    • @kyokyodisaster4842
      @kyokyodisaster4842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Coid I don't know weather to laugh or cry...

    • @Njuregen
      @Njuregen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then he dies from Gaut...

    • @Kunumbah1
      @Kunumbah1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Njuregen So she saved his life and also likely killed him 💀😂

  • @ZimaSKratkuMajicu
    @ZimaSKratkuMajicu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "Honey, what time is it?"
    "It's divorce o'clock."

  • @YamaDrahma
    @YamaDrahma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "What's the most generic name?"
    "Dave"
    Oof. That's gonna cause some feedback.

    • @dreadpenguinlord340
      @dreadpenguinlord340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very sneaky, there

    • @WinterMeadows3141
      @WinterMeadows3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a guy who knows about 30 Daves, and no other name comes close to that, yeah. It's the most generic name.

    • @MeiLongWhang
      @MeiLongWhang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that shit hurted

    • @acevaver5425
      @acevaver5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You want to know what's more generic than Dave? Dave.

    • @JolanXBL
      @JolanXBL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grace

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "Using TH-camrs to find all the bugs in our game for us is a perfectly valid business plan with no exploits." - Paradox Interactive

    • @Kikori_Fanri
      @Kikori_Fanri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sadly, their actual comment wasn't nearly as clever as that XD

    • @patrickbohn5235
      @patrickbohn5235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @ play-testing and marketing all in one

  • @The44thHour
    @The44thHour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Something strong, something you can build on.
    Sandy."
    That fucking broke me, I love it so much.

  • @admasveagaanesrdlargdela9347
    @admasveagaanesrdlargdela9347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    This is not an exploit, this is just intelligent gameplay.

    • @marcodoe4690
      @marcodoe4690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I thought so as well, this is just regular CK gameplay. It's not even the most efficient way of doing things. I play with 2 friends in multiplayer and one of them got roundabout 45 intrigue and just printed money with abduction schemes.

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@marcodoe4690 the demand money for hooks + spymaster finding secrets in empire level courts + inviting a good spymaster by marrying off a child and sorting the list by intreage skill.
      Honestly just using marriage to invite good people to your court is awesome.

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don't think divorcing and remarrying the same person over and over is fully intended, but it definitely isn't as busted as most stuff he does.

  • @jacobs7364
    @jacobs7364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Paradox outsourced bug testing while getting advertisement, and Spiff gets paid for a video. It's a win win for everyone.

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Plus Paradox knows damn well that we love doing the stupid shit too.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They'll have QAd it before they sent it to spiff. This is marketing, not testing

  • @obamagaming7909
    @obamagaming7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Machiavelli's The Prince is actually just an exploit book for being a leader

    • @miruneverdies
      @miruneverdies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Italian court is a perfectly balanced court with no exploits whatsoever.

    • @wafflescripter9051
      @wafflescripter9051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So THAT'S why I had to read it

  • @olimonster3119
    @olimonster3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    When you become so famous breaking games you start getting payed by the developers to...break their game

    • @frordsfidoruh
      @frordsfidoruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      From watching their dev clashes they love that kind of thing cause it means they can try and fix them. Quite a few exploits they have fixed came from a dev getting cheeky and busting it out in the game

    • @dandaropa
      @dandaropa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oli Monster i reckon the whole idea behind paying Spiff to break it is so that they can then watch the video he makes and patch the exploit. They improve the game and also watch a fun video so it’s a double win situation really. It’s pretty smart

    • @unc54
      @unc54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We know from the Emperor DLC that Paradox hates testing their games.

    • @morbiusv5857
      @morbiusv5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dandaropa Viewers and CK3 future players:I see this as an absolute win.

    • @zacharyparadis
      @zacharyparadis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And they live stream it! Entertainment to me!

  • @GertMega
    @GertMega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "he is my son and he wont ever do anything against me"
    I feel like he does not know what game he is playing.

    • @MARCOPETER82
      @MARCOPETER82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I had 3 Sons. One, the youngest, was killed when i was Raided from my Enemy. My second Son was Murdered, as it turned out later, from my oldest Son! My primary Heir!

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MARCOPETER82 thats just common sense, confederate partition is brutal on realm stability, of course you kill your brothers to ensure realm stability. (Although i find it easier to conquest and hand out lands in advance so the secondary heirs already have their inheritance in advance and won't take your core lands)

  • @tednugent1351
    @tednugent1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "Santa is an intricate webweaver! I suppose you'd have to be to know who's naughty and who's nice."
    lol

  • @yesitwasmejojo3324
    @yesitwasmejojo3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Crusader King's is what got me hooked to the Spiffing Brit, that and the dank memes

    • @backwardsdovah9373
      @backwardsdovah9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Callofmuts
      @Callofmuts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not his tea?

    • @Brayslayer
      @Brayslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I AM THE REAL DIO

    • @Ipherix
      @Ipherix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I came for skyrim and stayed for games I've never heard of 😂

    • @DragonSlayer-706
      @DragonSlayer-706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same that’s how i first learned of the channel

  • @Mariner35
    @Mariner35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This man is basically the ideal beta tester. He revels in finding the broken aspects of a game.

  • @Shoe
    @Shoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "My name is Meg."
    What's it short for?
    "MEGA CHAD!"

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX ปีที่แล้ว

      Megachad gets fanny by the bucketload

  • @samb123
    @samb123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I finally understand why Henry the Eighth was so big on this divorce thing

  • @pomps8085
    @pomps8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "I forgot to check if my husband was homosexual" made me spit out my Yorkshire tea 😂

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was drinking the heathen drink

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Stettafire Ew, don't even reference heretic bean water here.

  • @aznperson8
    @aznperson8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Can we get an F for Duke Waltard?
    Not only is his name silly in modern times, this man will go down in history as the KING OF SIMPS, who loved some lady who didn't care for him so much, after he conquers a foreign land to prove he's mighty (after agreeing to remarry her four times, and giving her a hefty divorce payment each time), she has him killed with a freaking spicy spider.

    • @anthonyromanelli1392
      @anthonyromanelli1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      How waltarded of him

    • @tehpwnr1504
      @tehpwnr1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s making sive look normal

    • @simonlee4504
      @simonlee4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's such a simp he'd pay for the Duchess' OnlyFans but refuse to look at pictures because he respects the lady too much.

    • @maciekr4641
      @maciekr4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@drunkenhobo8020 I hope you made it up and nobody ever said/done it IRL.

  • @hyenaholicproductions9033
    @hyenaholicproductions9033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Oh what a cool child, he looks so amazing, unlike his father, who needs to be divorced again!"

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    18:30 when you're so rich you measure wealth in "Divorces per year"

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    @30:00 "You can get close to having infinite stats"
    [Reanu Keeves will remember this]

  • @patrickbaker7014
    @patrickbaker7014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Spiff: Gets paid by developers to play test the game
    Also Spiff: Gets paid by TH-cam for making the video
    Also Spiff: Unlimited tea

    • @thestigsdutchcousin
      @thestigsdutchcousin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "It just works, ladies and gentlemen."

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TH-cam IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @omniscient xt A penny is still a penny.

  • @drygon9200
    @drygon9200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I like to think that Duke Ernsest died and then possesed Matilda as a last murder scheme.

  • @AnonyDave
    @AnonyDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Everyone commenting on "mega chad", when I can't help but notice their alternate history. The one where William the bastard still conquers England, but Harold Godwinson somehow survives the Battle of Hastings and goes to become the lover of a vassal in the HRE 🤔

    • @TitanDarwin
      @TitanDarwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't think that's a HRE vassal - Eadgifu is probably Edith the Fair, Harold's wife-in-all-but-name.

    • @user-gj1np9rp4d
      @user-gj1np9rp4d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TitanDarwin No that's a different name, Ediths Old English name is Ealdgȳð. Eadgify means wealthy gift.

    • @sparklefizzy
      @sparklefizzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      From EnterElysium's video it seems like Harold and Eadgifu start 1066 as lovers, with Eadgifu being an English vassal. So presumably in this game she became an HRE vassal sometime after William took over England, while remaining Harold's lover.

  • @freshdachs6200
    @freshdachs6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    developers sitting in their meeting:
    -"should we
    a)hire playtesters who test out the balance for weeks or
    b)give Spiff early access to our game and see what he finds"
    -"why are we even discussing this? option b) is way more effective AND cheap!"

    • @Garnzlok
      @Garnzlok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AND it gives PR

    • @brendanhulse7439
      @brendanhulse7439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      AND it's hilarious

    • @Emerald__Ace
      @Emerald__Ace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also everyone involved profits.

    • @myautobiographyafanfic1413
      @myautobiographyafanfic1413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tbh QA is very methodical. So it's more likely they're just capitalizing on early access while it's buggy than using him to find bugs.
      Usually bug fixing isn't about finding bugs but prioritizing what bugs you have time ti fix.

  • @zacharyparadis
    @zacharyparadis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Hooks on your kids?
    "Remember that time..."
    "Shut up mom."

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hooks in kids?
      So.. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Simulator?

    • @BloodfelX
      @BloodfelX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Shut up mom."
      "Only if you pay me 100 Gold first."
      A perfectly functional family.

  • @OneofInfinity.
    @OneofInfinity. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Who is the father?" while playing the mother cracked me up 🤣🤣

    • @hokton8555
      @hokton8555 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also there is an option for waltard & "your father"
      so quiz: whos father is meant

    • @l.c.m.7191
      @l.c.m.7191 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@hokton8555"your father" means Matilda's father - in real life, Matilda's parents names were Bonifacio and Beatrice.

  • @TheCat_3
    @TheCat_3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Ernst is literally a villain, he even has an eyepatch!

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did I see that later before the died he didn't have an eyepatch? "I got better!"

    • @megapro125
      @megapro125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and his name means "serious" in german. seriously evil

  • @beckstheimpatient4135
    @beckstheimpatient4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    *is thoroughly enjoying the video*
    Spiff: The city of Bolo-G-na
    *spits drink in laugher*

    • @erikpatrone1077
      @erikpatrone1077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And Va-ti-ci-cano ?

    • @kotarldo
      @kotarldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about how he said Cremona? I was like "oh c'mon, it's even more difficult to say it like that"

    • @darvo110
      @darvo110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget Roma-G-na

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you spit out Tea?
      But that's illegal. And heretical.

    • @Propulus
      @Propulus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mun-chen

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love the fact the first husband chosen has the label "treacherous villain" attached. Truly a perfect choice for a divorce betrayal!

  • @cshairydude
    @cshairydude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    That "murder foiled by lover" event is great. I've actually been on the other side of it where I was the one to foil a murder attempt.

  • @PuReAFROz
    @PuReAFROz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how Duke Ernst keeps coming back looking more and more pissed and beaten up

    • @thyago1992
      @thyago1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like a cartoon

    • @bretteuselaurent1923
      @bretteuselaurent1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now you know what the E in "Wile E. Coyote" stands for ; )

    • @melanoc3tusii205
      @melanoc3tusii205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bretteuselaurent1923 Beautiful

  • @memejirosano3350
    @memejirosano3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "He is my son and so he won't ever do anything against me."
    Looks at Afonso I of Portugal
    "Yeah, I wouldn't be so sure."

    • @janandreiyanoyan8825
      @janandreiyanoyan8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need to know the history behind this

    • @Squibeel
      @Squibeel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@janandreiyanoyan8825 Unhappy with Theresa's alliance with Galicia, the Portuguese nobility rallied around Afonso, who revolted and defeated his mother at the Battle of São Mamede in 1128 and became Count of Portugal soon afterwards. In 1139, Afonso renounced the suzerainty of the Kingdom of León and established the independent Kingdom of Portugal.

    • @janandreiyanoyan8825
      @janandreiyanoyan8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Squibeel Cool

    • @Treviisolion
      @Treviisolion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean in CKII I learned fairly early on, don't give close relatives titles. Even if they won't do anything (and they will, I mean I had my heir try to revolt and take my title when my character was in the late stages of life and might have also tried to reduce the throne's power, and I'm thinking, just wait till I die then you'll get everything without having to kill me), their children will basically grow up barely knowing you, but knowing that everyone else probably won't care too much if they go to war with me to take the throne. Much better to get a whole bunch of distant relatives and give them the titles so you get the dynasty opinion bonus, but no claims. Will be interesting to see how the AI is different in CKIII.

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Treviisolion
      A homeless leaper cousin you never knew you had raids the castle, avoids all guards and proceeds to challenge you.
      Your entire relative tree has contracted Black Plague.
      You claim him down and you give him a title.
      Within a month you’re at war against a super power because your buddy has spread his disease to the super power’s king’s wife who is pregnant in a attempt to hijack the fetus’s body while its still in the womb.
      All your relatives are dying of the plague and you waste no time in executing the leaper.
      Before you even begin your third battle (of which all of your land is burned and salted) your final relatives die and your character passes while the 3rd battle is yet to be decided.
      Game over you think; until your leaper relative has succeeded in continuing your blood life in his pillaging of your conquer’s wife and you can continue the game by playing as his child and heir to the throne.
      Do you let them pass peacefully or do you revolt and control the super power?

  • @kevinstrout630
    @kevinstrout630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    34:17 Ah yes, the pope himself is a "Bold Atheist". Thanks game

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Typical CK2

    • @ryanbusch1203
      @ryanbusch1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colt1903 CK3*

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanbusch1203 Doesn't make my statement inaccurate, does it?

    • @raffaeledivora9517
      @raffaeledivora9517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, it happened some times in reality during the middleages, there were some philosopher-Popes who were seen suspiciously by the clergy because were more interested in moral principles and such than in religion

    • @jcdenton2819
      @jcdenton2819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you beleive that historical popes, like Borgia were actually religious?

  • @klaxoncow
    @klaxoncow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "You can't call a child Beatrice" - Spiff, 2020
    The Royal Family wishes to speak with you.

  • @NautilusGoose
    @NautilusGoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    If you turn on the Holy Roman Empire, that's called the Heinrich Maneuver.

  • @kraanz
    @kraanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    "You can now demand payment for Hooks." And that's how Matilda became a Hooker.

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "You choose hooks, I choose looks."

    • @Brayslayer
      @Brayslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nothing to do with your comment but this glicth works better witha cousin or a related person so the pope(if cathloic) always agrees

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Brayslayer then why did you reply to this comment

    • @Brayslayer
      @Brayslayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hackergaming6372 because i can

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Brayslayer can’t argue with that

  • @pokeme5293
    @pokeme5293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    *a rumbling is heard in the distance. A lonesome stallion named Glitterhoof whinnies, rears up as lightning crashes in the background* The prophecy has been fulfilled...100 stat man 2 electric boogaloo is coming!

  • @ognimaeb
    @ognimaeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "We can't call a child Beatrice!"
    That goes on today's list of things I wish my parents had said... :D

    • @flappy7373
      @flappy7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      just be thankful you weren't a boy. you'd have been megachad.

    • @TheFattestBlunt.
      @TheFattestBlunt. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Are you saying you *don't* want to be mega Chad?

    • @ognimaeb
      @ognimaeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@TheFattestBlunt. I'd rather be MegaChad than Beatrice, to be completely honest! I suspect people would take me far more seriously.

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is Beatrice a bad English name? It just seems like some fancy name to me.

    • @beabeee
      @beabeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bradleymoore2797 No, it isn’t a bad name. It’s a fancy name.

  • @astrosoup
    @astrosoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    A clever Duchess preserves her rule by arranging a revolving divorce scheme with a corrupt Papacy and everyone looks the other way because she has discovered all their secrets. Yep, must be Crusader Kings!
    The fun part about playing CK is discovering the way to break the game with your character. You'd probably have a harder time executing this strategy with a different ruler who isn't such a skilled poet, but there will be some other impossible path to glory hiding in the wide range of options that would let you tell a seemingly impossible, yet somehow plausible, story.
    But yeah, they need to make hooks less valuable. 100g is redonk. Maybe like 5-10 unless they are a ruler. 100g should be like a hook on a duke or something.

    • @bluenova123
      @bluenova123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For a strong hook it should be the same price as if they were captured by you in battle, and a weak hook should be like 10% of that.
      Making money through blackmail should be a viable way to play.

  • @asham868
    @asham868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "this game is brand new" Me: Its out already?!?! "so brand new it isnt even out yet" Me: Oh...

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Instant stream, the game is out before it's complete

    • @astrosoup
      @astrosoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one more week!

  • @clayz1214
    @clayz1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "We can finally use WASD!"
    What you should expect us to say "Seriously, thats it?"
    What we really said
    "SOLD"

  • @Fankas2000
    @Fankas2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    To be fair, a woman who has divorced her husband over 10 times would be quite a legend. Even today's culture you can't find someone who has married more than 3-4 times.

    • @amykay2781
      @amykay2781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Liz Taylor?

    • @ethanstump
      @ethanstump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      za za gabor made it to 9. then again she is a legend.

    • @annacollins8999
      @annacollins8999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      My grandfather married and divorced 7 times, to the point that my mom had to lie and convince him there was a divorce limit of 7 and after marrying 7 times you would be stuck.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@annacollins8999 that's amazing

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is that a challenge?

  • @animator2k
    @animator2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    i just love how spiff didnt even mind that his daughter sandy was imprisoned by her husband xD

  • @kapsi
    @kapsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    34:19 Pope is a "bold atheist", does that mean he goes around telling people there's no God?

    • @Alorand
      @Alorand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And they think it is a test meant to strengthen their faith...

    • @Nolan65775
      @Nolan65775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Dude, imagine if the Pope just walked out into Saint Peter's Square with a megaphone and just shouted that God never existed and the bible is bullshit because the pope deemed it so.

    • @kamikazemelon787
      @kamikazemelon787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well...one WOULD have to be a pretty bold atheist to become Pope in the 11th century

    • @comicsans1689
      @comicsans1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Nolan65775 It wouldn't surpise me if Pope Francis did that because he seems hell-bent on committing apostasy at every waking moment. What kind of Christian says that atheists can go to heaven? Why even be a Christian at that point? He is a false Pope who deliberately ignores scripture to appease the wickedness of man over living for God. If you choose man over Christ, then you will be denied of salvation.

    • @mamaclefable9150
      @mamaclefable9150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@comicsans1689 prob because they realized its not very Christian to say "if you do not believe the things I believe in, you are damned from a peaceful aftertlife and will be in hell, unlike me- purely because I have differing beliefs than you!" I mean at that rate you might as well be a Satanist if you truly believe God is a cruel deity that banishes people for their beliefs- purely because they're an athiest for example- and nothing to do with their actual morality and good deeds on Earth.

  • @hebermorales1
    @hebermorales1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    This was a bigger cliff hanger than HBO’s “Game of Thrones” season 6 episode 10 “Mother mercy”. IGN says “That was purely shattering.” Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars by Rotten Tomatoes.
    That’s how big of a cliff hanger it was.

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But is the cliff it's hanging from steeper than the learning curve for EVE Online?

    • @JMIK1991
      @JMIK1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bet we could get a new show with this gameplay.
      There's drama, war, rivals and weddings!
      ( --- SPOILER WARNING --- )
      When she became a Queen, she changed her thoughts how land should go around and focused on what would bring prosperity to her land...
      Her spymaster showed the ropes and she started to spy, blackmail and gain prosperity... until she usurped a kingdom from pope and won some wars and died of old age.
      Historians say she was possessed by demon, for how long, no one knows. Her love life was fertile, but there was no love in the end. Just bodily fluids exchanged.
      She loved her first son over all others and he became a king. Her oldest daughter lived short but meaningful and happy life.

    • @DeuceGenius
      @DeuceGenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was the best music in any show or movie all time

    • @Drakid13Re3kt
      @Drakid13Re3kt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dont you mean... a *Spiff* hanger?

    • @craicshotgaming
      @craicshotgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love this

  • @rashiok8199
    @rashiok8199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I just want to say watching this video as an Italian is absolutely pure gold. I had so much hope for Pene of Canossa. 😉

    • @NinaNana20996
      @NinaNana20996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pene pasta 😂

    • @justarandompearsonlol8298
      @justarandompearsonlol8298 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i literally died and came to the comment section to see if anyone was talking about that💀

  • @EB-fc2mp
    @EB-fc2mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    3:20 ish - "Duchess Matilda is just a subject of the Holy Roman Empire"
    Yeah about that... Matilda of Canossa in real life was pretty important (she was a key figure in the Investiture Contest). So the fact Spiff has found a way to unbalance medieval Europe as her is frankly unsurprising. Just look her up, she's pretty neat.

    • @chuckles222
      @chuckles222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AkinNath Wrong Matilda my dude. You're thinking of the Empress Matilda, who hadn't even been born yet in 1066.

    • @alexacorn9052
      @alexacorn9052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chuckles222 No, right Matilda. Empress Matilda did have some involvement with the Investiture Contest, being Holy Roman Empress and all, but Matilda di Canossa is famous for being a key player in the Investiture Contest, aiding the Pope and brokering a deal between him and Emperor Henry IV at the Castle of Canossa.

    • @chuckles222
      @chuckles222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexacorn9052 I was responding to a deleted comment that was discussing Matilda and the Anarchy, but cheers any way bro :)

    • @Szpareq
      @Szpareq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure she was one of the playable characters in CK2 demo

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Szpareq Demo? Matilda is one of major rulers you can pick in the default starting date in CK2.

  • @jarnomiedema
    @jarnomiedema 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Regarding your second son losing his title: he was a mayor, so granting him a duchy turned those duchies into republics, which meant there were ways for him to lose those titles to other powerful patricians through elections and intrigue.. Lots of fun in this video, looking forward to playing it myself!

  • @greensleevez
    @greensleevez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Something we can build on..., Sandy." I see what you did there...

  • @paulmdevenney
    @paulmdevenney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    *Dev*: "Yeah boss, our game is ready to ship"
    *Boss*: "ok then, we're sending it to Spiff for a final test"
    *Dev*: "....um, give me another few weeks?"

  • @memochao2262
    @memochao2262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Spiff: Ransoming prisioners, such a great way to make money...
    Also Spiff as Reanu Keves: No ransoms, you shall be sacrificed yo the gods

    • @DerickMasai
      @DerickMasai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am so pumped for this. Can't wait to see Reanu Keeves again.

  • @benjamintan2733
    @benjamintan2733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Damn, just as I'm digging on Matilda's story, she was dead at the age of 53...

    • @Jester8492
      @Jester8492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She accomplished so much within that 20 or so years on the Duchess throne. Wonder if her son will pale in comparison to the amount his mother has done.

    • @Jester8492
      @Jester8492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @JoybuzzahzTV We don't know if he can become a GOD and surpass his mother who lead a great kingdom. All we know Mega Chad has yet to show himself what he's capable of.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I'm thinking maybe she just gets really turned on by divorce.

    • @markkim7348
      @markkim7348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She gets turned on by the look of sadness and disappointment in his eyes as she divorces him for the fifth time

    • @kyokyodisaster4842
      @kyokyodisaster4842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey, its not the WORST kink, maybe she likes powerplays...
      Then again, Waltard gave her five kids...

  • @matthewbergeron3641
    @matthewbergeron3641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Company: *pays money to have a gamer play their game*
    Said gamer: "Look how bad I can break this game, also buy Yorkshire tea gold"
    Company: -.-

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The company is into it.
      (Besides his exposés of bugs and exploits is probably good for them to find and address the issues. And i imagine he quietly reports the genuinely game breaking bugs that shouldn't be made public knowledge)

  • @Priyo866
    @Priyo866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Pope: Hey Matilda, why are you borrowing so much money from the Papal treasury?
    Matilda: Don't worry, I will totally not usurp a kingdom from under your own lands using your own money *smirks deviously*

  • @BradTheGamer
    @BradTheGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    "Making Money By Divorcing" sounds like an America simulator to me.

    • @susaac9755
      @susaac9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Big oof. Also true, but more so for capitalism not just America.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not true, there is healthcare.

    • @dandaropa
      @dandaropa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “Making money by ________” is basically what an America simulator would be called. You can put any single noun/verb in there and it would sound like something America might do.

    • @Meanlucario
      @Meanlucario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It hurts how true that is.

    • @haulperrel2547
      @haulperrel2547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Woman Simulator

  • @winsingtoniii681
    @winsingtoniii681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Spiff, the reason your son Santa lost Pisa was because you put him in charge of a city holding (instead of a castle holding), which operates as a republic with elections. So he lost an election to the other guy who took over.

  • @zogar8526
    @zogar8526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    So, she became possesed at 50 something? And it describes it as changes in mood and stuff? So, menopause basically? That does sound about how'd they describe it back then.

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Except male characters can also become possessed so its probably a misdiagnosed disease. (Syphilis, which wasn't in europe at this time, famously drives you insane then kills you)

    • @m4c0br
      @m4c0br 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If game devs actually did that on purpose, that was astonishing historical precision.

  • @menghamaster4485
    @menghamaster4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    PSA: Duke Waltard’s (the husband) background/education is “Treacherous Villain”
    That is all.

    • @mah1na
      @mah1na 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a perfect match.

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Divorce and alimony are actually an overused exploit in real life right now. Someone please fix this bug.

    • @marcinmisiek768
      @marcinmisiek768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm not going to pity the poor decisions of rich dudes. They can literally afford it.

    • @ambidexter2017
      @ambidexter2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This thread is the very definition of victimblaming,

    • @KaNoMikoProductions
      @KaNoMikoProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marcinmisiek768 You seriously think it's only extremely rich men who get fucked over by alimony?

  • @igotsomecoolclips963
    @igotsomecoolclips963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I fact checked his statement about the rock, he is indeed the most famous person alive

  • @Frostmask
    @Frostmask 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    there was an actual shocking lack of serious exploits this episode, spiff seemed to get too invested in his fantasy family!

  • @Dunsie
    @Dunsie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "we have 250 piety and you know what that means!"
    HoLy wAr?!
    "Start the divorce chain"
    Awww

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Devs : We improved every aspect of war strategy in our game.
    Spiff : So anyway, I started the relationship reality show.

  • @birdoverbird
    @birdoverbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Ah, I love it when people follow in the footsteps of the widest king ever to grace this earth: King henry the 8th

    • @frankcastle4715
      @frankcastle4715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought you were talking about the Vladimir putin meme for a second