"I forgot to check if my husband was homosexual"
Ahh, common mistake
The number of times I've had that happen to me.
Although, as a man, I usually have the opposite problem.
Paradox Games CEO: "How do we effectively find exploits"
Paradox Games meeting member: "Lets pay The Spiffing Brit to play it early"
Paradox games CEO: "THATS A GREAT IDEA"
He didn't really find too many exploits.. at least to me that looked like a pretty normal game. He played it for a really long time and wasn't even able to get the reign over Italy :P
Truly brilliant. now we just have to wait for Paradox Games CEO to sell this dlc
@@Wolfhound_81 Yeah, other than being able to chain divorce it looks more like a semi-optimal CK run. Though I will say we don't know exactly how difficult warfare is compared to CK2.
"Santa is an intricate webweaver! I suppose you'd have to be to know who's naughty and who's nice."
lol
*is thoroughly enjoying the video*
Spiff: The city of Bolo-G-na
*spits drink in laugher*
What about how he said Cremona? I was like "oh c'mon, it's even more difficult to say it like that"
Me: I wonder what spiff uploaded today
Spiff: divorce simulator
Me: neat *tap*
Paradox: Hey let's get The Spiffing Brit to advertise this game for us!
Me: Oh no......
9:54 My man Spiff instinctively tried to type Mega Charizard for a second there...
Paradox: "How do we release a game that the Spiffing Brit cant break?"
Paradox: "let the Spiffing Brit break it before release"
Basically, Spiff is a glorified playtester at this point with permission to broadcast his results.
Paradox is smart brit will find all the major bugs and exploits then they will fix it.
Imagine you're a servant walking by the chambers, and all you overhear is "I'm not having a husband who can't boost my admin stats"
That servant would become an anomaly in the matrix, an enlightened, and too dangerous to be left alive
The child of your master is called MEGA CHILD. It's what rivh people say, they might be crazy but that's how rich people act.
Step 1: Exploit Spiffing Brit to make a video and build positive relationships with fans
Step 2: Profit
Clever move, Paradox!
Also, why does Brian Mitsoda stopped working on Bloodlines 2?
Step 3: Make every miscellaneous feature you can think of and put it onto a separate DLC and sell it for 4.99 USD a piece.
"Honey, it's time for our 4 PM divorce proceedings!"
"Yes, dear..."
I can hear his voice from here XD That's hilarious, he must question his life so much.
@@marcelinecorbin1257 Only it's the other way around, and it's the same guy XD
Bro, we need to see mega chad expand on what his mother set him up with. I imagine the growth will be exponential.
I like how duchess Matilda died shortly after her nemisis Duke Ernsest died. Their rivalry and battles were going on since their 20s.
Rest in peace now.
Funnier too how in those 30 years, Matilda grew more and more loved while Ernst falls through a downward spiral
"you get a weak hook on your Childern"
So that's basically the "I carried you for 9 months" card in an argument
Think about how much dirt parents will pick up on you over the course of your childhood. They can blackmail you for wetting the bed, falling off horses when learning to ride, being afraid of thunderstorms, that spanking fetish you accidentally gave them, the possibilities are endless!
@@o76923 My mom literally blackmailed me, threatening to tell "family stories" if I didn't help her with some stuff or another. She is completely diabolical. Of course, I was forced to comply, since I was a teenager at the time and couldn't bare the thought of having my street credit ruined by her.
But now that she is old and feeble and I am more mature, I pay her back with emotional blackmail and guilt trip her into doing what I want. A completely functional family! XD
PS: for anyone with no sense of humor, no child or mother was emotionally scared in the making of this family joke.
“Is there something wrong with his wife? . . . Oh, she’s chaste.” xD
I was going to post the same thing. I have many experiences like this in CKII, but hearing Spiff's elaborations, I doubled over
I love how as his failed assassinations on Matilda piled up, Ernst's disfigurement got worse and worse. I laughed so hard when he suddenly appeared with an eyepatch. Like, don't do your own dirty work, man!
Me: "Why would they pay someone to show off the game's problems?"
Me 10 minutes later: "Man, I have gotta get this game!"
Right? I love it. You could write stories just based on the various interactions alone.
@@VidelxSpopovich many people have from CK2 and from the game of thrones mod.
@@eps200 yep, and this is improving on ck2, especially from a roleplaying standpoint. This is gonna be awesome
Yeah, I didn't know I was this interested in this game before this video.
"Why would they pay someone to show off the game's problems?" - it's called "QA" and it's the one job that's been outsourced the most by game devs ever since the use of your own modding community to do the job was popularised by the Elder Scrolls series.
Duke Ernst is like that RPG character that keeps reappearing throughout the game, gets beat and then promises to return for revenge later.
I just love how Duke Ernst looks more evil every time we see him
He got married to a chaste person.
Can only find love with an elderly lady.
Gets snitched by some popular bitch.
Out for regenge, fails, gets excomunicated.
Whole catholic world hates him.
That bitch sends an assasin that kills his new lover.
Gets wounded, loses an eye, forced to seduce ladies in the HRE to survive.
Dude mad for a reason.
@@stefancodrin Wasn't the guy who lost his lover the brilliant strategist in the last war who died from gout?
"He is my son so he won't do anything against me."
Russian Tsars: *Sweating nervously*
AGANIST MOTHERS! AGANIST MOTHERS!
(seriusly when you are father your sons tend to plot you but everyone loves their mother even more so they will be very loyal to you unless you fuck them up)
Henry II: hold my beer
Come to think of it, being the second of any name had a bad run for English kings. William II died in a "hunting accident" with his brother. Henry II got betrayed by his sons and wife. Edward the second got overthrown by his wife (and her lover aka his enemy/former prisoner), Richard II got overthrown by his cousin. I suppose the moral of the story is that if you're a member of the House of Plantagenet, pick a unique name
The most hilarious moment was when he lacked the money to usurp the Papacy from the Pope, so he turned to the Pope, asking him for a loan...
The Shimazu did this to the Tokugawa in a complicated way irl.
1. Shimazu bodyguards kill British citizens
2. Britain declares war on Shimazu's Satsuma Domain
3. Satsuma capitulates and pays reparations to Britain but also gets a lot of sweet arms deals
4. Borrows money from the Tokugawa Shogunate to pay for all of this
5. Later uses arms to overthrow the shogunate... loan is never paid back
@@tenchimuyo69
Reminds me of an old To Do list I wrote:
1. Go to bank, acquire loan
2. Use loan to purchase gun and mask
3. Rob bank
4. Pay off loan
Naw, when he went to name his son "after the father" and was confused when it didn't come up as Waltard.
🤣🤣🤣
“What a cool child he’s so amazing unlike his father who needs to be divorced again” this honestly had me spitting out my tea thank you.
This has to be the only time I won't judge someone for wasting precious tea. Don't let it happen again!
Man this game is really well thought out. I love this concept of the whole family drama. Also love the animated characters and map movements etc. adds so much life to the game, as opposed to just random numbers and colored blobs on a map.
I just saw this video and now downloading it. It really looks cool and chill grand strategy game
Duchess: Ah.. my husband, it was such a wonderful wedding night.
Duke: Ah my dear... i must agree.
Duchess: I am divorcing you.
Duke: uh.. wat?.
--
Duchess: OH please let us remarry, i was mistaken
Duke: OH i knew it! my love!
Duchess: Come let us enjoy this day after our wedding and walk the garden.
Duke: Ah look at these flowers.. they remind me of your eyes.
Duchess: I am divorcing you.
Duke: come again?
--
--
--
Duchess: I think this is the one...
Former Duke x5: ... you have got to be kidding.
Duchess: Nono.. This time!
Former Duke x5: ... Our child is very disturbed by your actions...
Mega Chad: MOMMY WHY WE HAVE THE ANGRY PARTY SO OFTEN?
Duchess: Yes! we should have a wedding party!
Duke: ... dammit...
--
Duchess: I have returned from my pilgrimage! I saw the place where jesus him self strode and talked to the masses!
Duke: Amazing! I have missed you dear! your lovely poetry you sent all the many months to me have kept me sane!
Duchess: ... Dear... Read the first letter of each Poem...
Duke: Oh.. another one of your cute riddles! i love you so!...
D I V O R C E
Duchess: Yes!
Duke FFS!!!!
Mega CHad: ANGRY PARTY SOON!!!!
I feel like divorcing someone should apply a much steeper relationship penalty to a marriage request. And probably require a bigger piety hit if it's done without cause.
Or just put a code line preventing couples who've been divorced from remarrying to each other. Cause, you know. They divorced
"To be fair, you're risking being killed off by your ex-spouse, with every divorce..."
Spiff: Kills off the ex-spouse.
"Okay."
They can’t assassinate you if you assassinate them first.
Love how mega Chad really grew into his name
@@Cheepchipsable His brain grew freely into it's shape, learning, adapting, for war.
This was an amazing video. Just imaging "have you heard she's marrying again?"
"who to?"
"... Really? You're asking who she's marrying?"
-Holy Father, please allow me to divorce Waltard...
-Again...? What was it this time...?
-He stepped on the feet of my favourite dog.
-Blanco, eh? Reasonable, I'll allow that.
-Thank you Holly Father!
-So... when will you marry him again...?
Before releasing a game:
Developers: Let's bug test the game with some of our other employees
That one guy:That will be a waste of time just send a copy to the spiffing brit
apparently they are paying a good dozen or so people to play it prerelease so someone over in paradox has had a good think on how they can get the game out there
@@cptmiller132 Where ya'll getting he's getting paid by them? He's a youtube contributer, they give out early game copies all the time to folks on youtube and twitch to promote games without paying.
"What's the most generic name?"
"Dave"
Oof. That's gonna cause some feedback.
As a guy who knows about 30 Daves, and no other name comes close to that, yeah. It's the most generic name.
Aww Matilda and Waltard keep re-celebrating their marriage to show how much they love each other (and Waltard's parents' money)
I love watching Spiff play crusader kings!!!, hope there's a new 100 stat man for CK3.
Yes i agree completely!! Would be lovely to enjoy with my lovely pot of yorkshire tea gold
"he is my son and he wont ever do anything against me"
I feel like he does not know what game he is playing.
I had 3 Sons. One, the youngest, was killed when i was Raided from my Enemy. My second Son was Murdered, as it turned out later, from my oldest Son! My primary Heir!
@@MARCOPETER82 thats just common sense, confederate partition is brutal on realm stability, of course you kill your brothers to ensure realm stability. (Although i find it easier to conquest and hand out lands in advance so the secondary heirs already have their inheritance in advance and won't take your core lands)
"Logically we're playing Harold Godwinson, king of England"
*Look at the starting date*: 1066
I'm not sure that's a great idea.....
@@dangerdan2592 even the rebound didn't turn out well. From king of England to some dude getting yelled at in Germany for bedding another man's wife in a few short weeks.
I'm pretty sure the real Harold got an arrow through the eye, or something like that, during the battle of Hastings, so I guess this Harold should count himself lucky 😂
@@BlackSheep1922 Instead, he gets in trouble because he can't control his one-eyed trouser snake.
@@BlackSheep1922 Most likely Harold was the man to the right of the label with his name on the bayeux tapestry (who was being stabbed with a sword by a knight on horseback) rather than the one to the left (who had an arrow in his eye), but it's historically ambiguous.
When you become so famous breaking games you start getting payed by the developers to...break their game
From watching their dev clashes they love that kind of thing cause it means they can try and fix them. Quite a few exploits they have fixed came from a dev getting cheeky and busting it out in the game
Oli Monster i reckon the whole idea behind paying Spiff to break it is so that they can then watch the video he makes and patch the exploit. They improve the game and also watch a fun video so it’s a double win situation really. It’s pretty smart
@@dandaropa Viewers and CK3 future players:I see this as an absolute win.
Spiff breaking games that haven’t even released, soon he’ll start breaking reality.
Reality is PERFECTLY BALANCED WITH NO EXPLOITS! - Making money out of thin air!
"Honey, what time is it?"
"It's divorce o'clock."
That lady sacrificing herself to protect her lover from an assassin, because he interrupted their snu-snu session, is tragic and hilarious.
"Using TH-camrs to find all the bugs in our game for us is a perfectly valid business plan with no exploits." - Paradox Interactive
Can we get an F for Duke Waltard?
Not only is his name silly in modern times, this man will go down in history as the KING OF SIMPS, who loved some lady who didn't care for him so much, after he conquers a foreign land to prove he's mighty (after agreeing to remarry her four times, and giving her a hefty divorce payment each time), she has him killed with a freaking spicy spider.
He's such a simp he'd pay for the Duchess' OnlyFans but refuse to look at pictures because he respects the lady too much.
@@drunkenhobo8020 I hope you made it up and nobody ever said/done it IRL.
You had me at "... unlike his father. Who needs to be divorced, again."
“Pimping Pope journey” is my new way of referring to any and all pilgrimages
Hooks on your kids?
"Remember that time..."
"Shut up mom."
"Shut up mom."
"Only if you pay me 100 Gold first."
A perfectly functional family.
"I forgot to check if my husband was homosexual" made me spit out my Yorkshire tea 😂
To be fair, a woman who has divorced her husband over 10 times would be quite a legend. Even today's culture you can't find someone who has married more than 3-4 times.
My grandfather married and divorced 7 times, to the point that my mom had to lie and convince him there was a divorce limit of 7 and after marrying 7 times you would be stuck.
34:17 Ah yes, the pope himself is a "Bold Atheist". Thanks game
Well, it happened some times in reality during the middleages, there were some philosopher-Popes who were seen suspiciously by the clergy because were more interested in moral principles and such than in religion
Do you beleive that historical popes, like Borgia were actually religious?
Machiavelli's The Prince is actually just an exploit book for being a leader
The Italian court is a perfectly balanced court with no exploits whatsoever.
"You can now demand payment for Hooks." And that's how Matilda became a Hooker.
Nothing to do with your comment but this glicth works better witha cousin or a related person so the pope(if cathloic) always agrees
"Oh what a cool child, he looks so amazing, unlike his father, who needs to be divorced again!"
Everyone commenting on "mega chad", when I can't help but notice their alternate history. The one where William the bastard still conquers England, but Harold Godwinson somehow survives the Battle of Hastings and goes to become the lover of a vassal in the HRE 🤔
I don't think that's a HRE vassal - Eadgifu is probably Edith the Fair, Harold's wife-in-all-but-name.
@@TitanDarwin No that's a different name, Ediths Old English name is Ealdgȳð. Eadgify means wealthy gift.
From EnterElysium's video it seems like Harold and Eadgifu start 1066 as lovers, with Eadgifu being an English vassal. So presumably in this game she became an HRE vassal sometime after William took over England, while remaining Harold's lover.
developers sitting in their meeting:
-"should we
a)hire playtesters who test out the balance for weeks or
b)give Spiff early access to our game and see what he finds"
-"why are we even discussing this? option b) is way more effective AND cheap!"
Tbh QA is very methodical. So it's more likely they're just capitalizing on early access while it's buggy than using him to find bugs.
Usually bug fixing isn't about finding bugs but prioritizing what bugs you have time ti fix.
"Something strong, something you can build on.
Sandy."
That fucking broke me, I love it so much.
"this game is brand new" Me: Its out already?!?! "so brand new it isnt even out yet" Me: Oh...
Crusader King's is what got me hooked to the Spiffing Brit, that and the dank memes
*a rumbling is heard in the distance. A lonesome stallion named Glitterhoof whinnies, rears up as lightning crashes in the background* The prophecy has been fulfilled...100 stat man 2 electric boogaloo is coming!
Paradox outsourced bug testing while getting advertisement, and Spiff gets paid for a video. It's a win win for everyone.
They'll have QAd it before they sent it to spiff. This is marketing, not testing
Spiff: Gets paid by developers to play test the game
Also Spiff: Gets paid by TH-cam for making the video
Also Spiff: Unlimited tea
34:19 Pope is a "bold atheist", does that mean he goes around telling people there's no God?
Dude, imagine if the Pope just walked out into Saint Peter's Square with a megaphone and just shouted that God never existed and the bible is bullshit because the pope deemed it so.
Well...one WOULD have to be a pretty bold atheist to become Pope in the 11th century
@@Nolan65775 It wouldn't surpise me if Pope Francis did that because he seems hell-bent on committing apostasy at every waking moment. What kind of Christian says that atheists can go to heaven? Why even be a Christian at that point? He is a false Pope who deliberately ignores scripture to appease the wickedness of man over living for God. If you choose man over Christ, then you will be denied of salvation.
@@comicsans1689 prob because they realized its not very Christian to say "if you do not believe the things I believe in, you are damned from a peaceful aftertlife and will be in hell, unlike me- purely because I have differing beliefs than you!" I mean at that rate you might as well be a Satanist if you truly believe God is a cruel deity that banishes people for their beliefs- purely because they're an athiest for example- and nothing to do with their actual morality and good deeds on Earth.
"Making Money By Divorcing" sounds like an America simulator to me.
“Making money by ________” is basically what an America simulator would be called. You can put any single noun/verb in there and it would sound like something America might do.
Divorce and alimony are actually an overused exploit in real life right now. Someone please fix this bug.
I'm not going to pity the poor decisions of rich dudes. They can literally afford it.
@@marcinmisiek768 You seriously think it's only extremely rich men who get fucked over by alimony?
I finally understand why Henry the Eighth was so big on this divorce thing
Company: *pays money to have a gamer play their game*
Said gamer: "Look how bad I can break this game, also buy Yorkshire tea gold"
Company: -.-
The company is into it.
(Besides his exposés of bugs and exploits is probably good for them to find and address the issues. And i imagine he quietly reports the genuinely game breaking bugs that shouldn't be made public knowledge)
I'm thinking maybe she just gets really turned on by divorce.
She gets turned on by the look of sadness and disappointment in his eyes as she divorces him for the fifth time
Hey, its not the WORST kink, maybe she likes powerplays...
Then again, Waltard gave her five kids...
A clever Duchess preserves her rule by arranging a revolving divorce scheme with a corrupt Papacy and everyone looks the other way because she has discovered all their secrets. Yep, must be Crusader Kings!
The fun part about playing CK is discovering the way to break the game with your character. You'd probably have a harder time executing this strategy with a different ruler who isn't such a skilled poet, but there will be some other impossible path to glory hiding in the wide range of options that would let you tell a seemingly impossible, yet somehow plausible, story.
But yeah, they need to make hooks less valuable. 100g is redonk. Maybe like 5-10 unless they are a ruler. 100g should be like a hook on a duke or something.
For a strong hook it should be the same price as if they were captured by you in battle, and a weak hook should be like 10% of that.
Making money through blackmail should be a viable way to play.
>having an affair with the Ex-King of England
good lord how the mighty have fallen
@@NorwegianBastard Agreed. Eadgifu looks good for a 44 year old woman in the Middle Ages.
You know you’re good at finding problems in games when devs legit *pay* you to find bugs, glitches, and exploits in their games and make fun of it on TH-cam.
I genuinely respect Spiff for this.
Michał Sopa yeah but he is also part of the marketing campaign as he gives them a hell of a lot of visibility lol
Or when the devs implement the exploit into the game as a permanent "feature." Cough cough, Bannerlord.
@@michasopa4305, word... why pay a team (for a menial and thankless task) when you can basically have it done for nothing and get free advertising out of it? I mean, when your goal is to make as much profit for as little cost as possible, while minimising effort, and even paying a pittance to Bangalore is too much, then this is the only way
So, she became possesed at 50 something? And it describes it as changes in mood and stuff? So, menopause basically? That does sound about how'd they describe it back then.
Except male characters can also become possessed so its probably a misdiagnosed disease. (Syphilis, which wasn't in europe at this time, famously drives you insane then kills you)
If game devs actually did that on purpose, that was astonishing historical precision.
This man is basically the ideal beta tester. He revels in finding the broken aspects of a game.
"Who is the father?" while playing the mother cracked me up 🤣🤣
also there is an option for waltard & "your father"
so quiz: whos father is meant
@@hokton8555"your father" means Matilda's father - in real life, Matilda's parents names were Bonifacio and Beatrice.
@30:00 "You can get close to having infinite stats"
[Reanu Keeves will remember this]
"...you can convice the Pope that your husband is in love with a potato..." ...Well I see someone rolled a 20 on persuasion!
Ernst is literally a villain, he even has an eyepatch!
Did I see that later before the died he didn't have an eyepatch? "I got better!"
"We can't call a child Beatrice!"
That goes on today's list of things I wish my parents had said... :D
@@TheFattestBlunt. I'd rather be MegaChad than Beatrice, to be completely honest! I suspect people would take me far more seriously.
Is Beatrice a bad English name? It just seems like some fancy name to me.
You gained "Not Feeling Well" for 7 years. Same.
Feels like everyday I am going through 7 years of not feeling well, it's getting exhausting...
"He is my son and so he won't ever do anything against me."
Looks at Afonso I of Portugal
"Yeah, I wouldn't be so sure."
@@janandreiyanoyan8825 Unhappy with Theresa's alliance with Galicia, the Portuguese nobility rallied around Afonso, who revolted and defeated his mother at the Battle of São Mamede in 1128 and became Count of Portugal soon afterwards. In 1139, Afonso renounced the suzerainty of the Kingdom of León and established the independent Kingdom of Portugal.
I mean in CKII I learned fairly early on, don't give close relatives titles. Even if they won't do anything (and they will, I mean I had my heir try to revolt and take my title when my character was in the late stages of life and might have also tried to reduce the throne's power, and I'm thinking, just wait till I die then you'll get everything without having to kill me), their children will basically grow up barely knowing you, but knowing that everyone else probably won't care too much if they go to war with me to take the throne. Much better to get a whole bunch of distant relatives and give them the titles so you get the dynasty opinion bonus, but no claims. Will be interesting to see how the AI is different in CKIII.
Treviisolion
A homeless leaper cousin you never knew you had raids the castle, avoids all guards and proceeds to challenge you.
Your entire relative tree has contracted Black Plague.
You claim him down and you give him a title.
Within a month you’re at war against a super power because your buddy has spread his disease to the super power’s king’s wife who is pregnant in a attempt to hijack the fetus’s body while its still in the womb.
All your relatives are dying of the plague and you waste no time in executing the leaper.
Before you even begin your third battle (of which all of your land is burned and salted) your final relatives die and your character passes while the 3rd battle is yet to be decided.
Game over you think; until your leaper relative has succeeded in continuing your blood life in his pillaging of your conquer’s wife and you can continue the game by playing as his child and heir to the throne.
Do you let them pass peacefully or do you revolt and control the super power?
Congratulations on finding the most historically accurate exploit.
I like to think that Duke Ernsest died and then possesed Matilda as a last murder scheme.
"We can finally use WASD!"
What you should expect us to say "Seriously, thats it?"
What we really said
"SOLD"
You still can’t press enter when a shitton of popups appear
Once again Croatia is fighting somebody else's war, only to be left alone when in dire need. Also why tf is our king 10 yrs old cmon man
Clearly the only way forward is to buy ck3 and lead Croatia to greatness!
This is not an exploit, this is just intelligent gameplay.
I thought so as well, this is just regular CK gameplay. It's not even the most efficient way of doing things. I play with 2 friends in multiplayer and one of them got roundabout 45 intrigue and just printed money with abduction schemes.
@@marcodoe4690 the demand money for hooks + spymaster finding secrets in empire level courts + inviting a good spymaster by marrying off a child and sorting the list by intreage skill.
Honestly just using marriage to invite good people to your court is awesome.
I don't think divorcing and remarrying the same person over and over is fully intended, but it definitely isn't as busted as most stuff he does.
*Dev*: "Yeah boss, our game is ready to ship"
*Boss*: "ok then, we're sending it to Spiff for a final test"
*Dev*: "....um, give me another few weeks?"
If you turn on the Holy Roman Empire, that's called the Heinrich Maneuver.
The dutchess:i want more
Duke:want more what
Dutchess:children
Duke: no
Dutchess: divorce
"we have 250 piety and you know what that means!"
HoLy wAr?!
"Start the divorce chain"
Awww
That "murder foiled by lover" event is great. I've actually been on the other side of it where I was the one to foil a murder attempt.
New game: *gets released*
Spiff: So anyway I started exploiting
@@rickyrick2330 that's what your parents must say to you all the time
Pope: Hey Matilda, why are you borrowing so much money from the Papal treasury?
Matilda: Don't worry, I will totally not usurp a kingdom from under your own lands using your own money *smirks deviously*
Damn, just as I'm digging on Matilda's story, she was dead at the age of 53...
She accomplished so much within that 20 or so years on the Duchess throne. Wonder if her son will pale in comparison to the amount his mother has done.
@JoybuzzahzTV We don't know if he can become a GOD and surpass his mother who lead a great kingdom. All we know Mega Chad has yet to show himself what he's capable of.
"You can't call a child Beatrice" - Spiff, 2020
The Royal Family wishes to speak with you.
3:20 ish - "Duchess Matilda is just a subject of the Holy Roman Empire"
Yeah about that... Matilda of Canossa in real life was pretty important (she was a key figure in the Investiture Contest). So the fact Spiff has found a way to unbalance medieval Europe as her is frankly unsurprising. Just look her up, she's pretty neat.
@@AkinNath Wrong Matilda my dude. You're thinking of the Empress Matilda, who hadn't even been born yet in 1066.
@@chuckles222 No, right Matilda. Empress Matilda did have some involvement with the Investiture Contest, being Holy Roman Empress and all, but Matilda di Canossa is famous for being a key player in the Investiture Contest, aiding the Pope and brokering a deal between him and Emperor Henry IV at the Castle of Canossa.
@@alexacorn9052 I was responding to a deleted comment that was discussing Matilda and the Anarchy, but cheers any way bro :)
@@Szpareq Demo? Matilda is one of major rulers you can pick in the default starting date in CK2.
Spiff, the reason your son Santa lost Pisa was because you put him in charge of a city holding (instead of a castle holding), which operates as a republic with elections. So he lost an election to the other guy who took over.
I love how Duke Ernst keeps coming back looking more and more pissed and beaten up
"Babe! It's 3 o'clock, it's time to get divorced!"
"Yes honey"
I imagine every divorce involved an increasingly low effort complaint to pope about Waltard, and presumably booting him out the door for an adventure to miraculously regain all the money he just lost to his on-and-off wife. Honestly, "nobleman that periodically gets forced out of his estate by his scheming wannabe-empress wife to adventure in search of treasure to fund her ambitions" sounds like a pretty good DnD character. Oh, and it looks like Waltard fails the spot check for bed spiders.
"I reconsidered, lets get married again!"
"Yes honey"
XD
@@Weeping_Willoe With how often they got divorced and remarried, on top of how much money and prestige they earned overall... I kinda imagine Waltard is in on the whole scheme and they have a lot of great laughs about it after every wedding.
Edit: and I just got to the point where he was divorced for the last time... and a spider happened XD. So much for my idea
@@Fyrefrye your edit just makes it funnier 🤣