CAN YOU BEAT CRUSADER KINGS 3 With No VASSALS Challenge? Is CK3 Perfectly Balanced With No Exploits
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2020
- Crusader Kings 3 / Crusader Kings III Is the latest entry into the crusader kings series and it has been released for a few weeks now meaning interesting challenges and strategies are being developed as well as many exploits being discovered. Today we will be seeing if you can beat crusader kings 3 with no vassals! It is going to be a difficult challenge but one which will accidentally give us infinite gold and immortal god men at arms that cannot lose in combat! So sit back and enjoy this total war dictatorship simulator has been disguised under the name of a grand strategy game CK3! I loved playing CK2 and messing about with the no vassals strategy I am excited to be able to show off this next evolution of the exploit in CK3! But is this new game Crusader Kings 3 a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or is the no vassals challenge overpowered! Well lets see what The Spiffing Brit has to show us today in Crusader Kings III
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if it is possible to even ask " Can you beat crusader kings 3 with no vassals " IS it possible? Is it broken? Or is it a perfectly balanced game with no exploits!
Special Shoutout to @remansparadox8604 for bringing this CK2 strat into a CK3 exploit: • [CK3] The Extremely Ov...
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: CAN YOU BEAT CRUSADER KINGS 3 With No VASSALS Challenge? Is CK3 Perfectly Balanced With No Exploits
Last can you beat title: FALLOUT 4 A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Fallout 4 Melee Only Challenge
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Imagine getting married, and the moment the wedding is over, your new spouse takes a vow of Celibacy
Depending on your spouse, you might think “oh thank God.”
That's rough, buddy
GG
Cheating on my spouse is my main source of children. Anyways what is crusader kings 3? Looks fun.
I thought that was how marriage worked.
Wait.....
*tries to unite all of Germany under a single ruler*
*England, Poland, and France start sweating nervously*
I think Mel Brooks made a song about this.
@@GallowglassAxe It might be Bel Mrooks at this point.
russia is unimpressed
I am your one thousandth like, peasant. Fall to your knees and worship.
@@danielflin3877 Give me a thousand more, and it might make my top ten comments! Do you think I owe you, mortal?
Well played, you made it into the patch notes!
- The maximum penalty for being over your domain limit is now -100% taxes/levies, increased from -90%.
- If you vastly exceed your Domain Limit for more than one year (the grace period for new inheritances/conquests), all buildings will deactivate until your domain limit is lowered.
This was a popular cheese called North Korea strategy. Iirc it was the same thing in CK2
Nothing a bit of modding can't restore.
its been patched!? noooooooooooo! :(
Which version is it that has the new patch?
@@deadmanomegagaming4061 Patch 1.1
You know what they say in the HRE: 'One man, one vote.' And by that they mean there is *exactly* one man and *exactly* one vote.
I like how the title says "challenge"
The Spiffing Brit of course not you wouldn’t do that
What are you talking about stupid challenges the ninth word in the title if it said challenge on the first word then it would be called challenge you’re an idiot
Challenge... for the devs to patch the game before Spiff can send the game into narnia
@@thespiffingbrit sure...
The true challenge was avoiding carpal tunnel from all the revoking he had to do.
"Can you beat Crusader Kings 3 with no vassals?"
It depends on your definition of winning. Winning through the military? Maybe. Winning by making your family tree a family circle? Then yes.
Wtf i see u everywhere
Good to see Justin y is still alive.
Shit, the internet legend speaks once more.
Justin Y has been very active recently
Noooooooo not you!!!!
I'm still amazed at the level of ADHD Spiff has when specifically wanting Reanu Keeves to be his heir, even giving him a hat, and then almost immediately forgetting he wanted to do so.
ADHD Lord of Sealand
"Reanu Keeves is better than Elon Husk."
Also Spiff: Lets get rid of Reanu Keeves.
The first sentence is a certified Reddit moment
I was heartbroken...
If I had one
Yeah I think he forgot which child was better
Poor Reanu Keeves. You were going to make him your heir, but immediately dumped him. Remember? That is why you gave him the hat.
I was so upset the entire time
Yeeted so fast.
Perhaps he wasn't the real Reneu Keeves, who is still trapped inside Antrim and Fallout.
Alternate Universe, perhaps?
Spiff pickup lines :
"You are intelligent, you're smart... And we have a decent chance of making children."
Spiff line for the ladies #2:
"Oh! Whats this? I've had a daughter?! Lovely! You shall be [types name] Forgotten."
@@ajm6558 He's a good british, and great player, an exploit exploiter, but most importantly : he's a family man.
" a decent chance of making children." "You're 44 stop getting pregnant!"
spiff: "she will give me one child and then i will throw her out"
also spiff: proceeds to get 5 or so children with her
Da booty was too good 🤪
Thats love right there
"How's my realm succession looking?"
Succession screen: OMG HELP ME TOO MANY SHIELDS TO LOAD I AM DYING GONNA CRASH GONNA CRASH GONNA CRASH
"Still looking great"
Fun fact, my caracter was so prolific and died at like 80 so that when I died, there was so much succession that my game crashed and I can't open the game anymore ahahahah
I’m dying over here, both of y’all are hilarious. Never change.
Spiff: starts playing any games
Developer: Oh god no
Paradox: SEND HIM THE GAME!
meantime in bethesda: todd "say spiff reveal any exploits in our game yet" employe "yes why you wnt to patch it" todd "no i want to rerererelease skyrim only in a more buggy version" spiff "skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" reano keeves: destroys the world whiterun guard "i used to be an adventure like you then reano destroyed the world with exploits"
@@NostalgiNorden thats why they are one of my fav devs but not with their prices hahah
@@pixelandadam1117 If you sell your soul and pray to Kthulu, you may be able to buy 1 DLC.
@@OlafJorigson but the catch is you have to survive it first hahaha
"That's what we've accidentally done"
There are no accidents. Only perfectly balanced gameplay and mechanics
Except all those children...Spiff's been busy
Max Buffkin
Oh my goooos, I thought the same thing !!!!
And happy mishaps
"because this 3 year old is a known criminal, ladies and gentleman!" made me spit out my yorkshire tea, Spiff. You nearly drowned me AND cost me some tea....
Should have some boston roots
Oh that's not good at all wasting Yorkshire tea makes you a known criminal the Spiffing Brit will be sure to take your land from you
I spat out my lemonade. Spiff has cost us many things
drink coffee if you plan to spit it
Funny thing about the name "Mstivoj".
It's basically a slavic name that means "Vengeful".
Lol and his name is vengeful but his traits are forgiving and trusting and even though he gets screwed over repeatedly, he forgets to hate you and has no intrigue to kill you with. I don't think spiff could've chosen a better king for this and his name is ironically funny.
@@babyramses5066
His name was supposed to make people fear him enough so they wouldn't even try anything... it didn't work 🤣
Still my favorite name is Kazimír Kazisvet which means Destroyer Worldruiner(Kaziť means to break, ruin, destroy and svet means world, environment in this case)
@@cones914 what a badass name. If i get a new kitten, I'm calling it that.
CHLOPCI MOJI VITAJTE DO KOMENTAROV
Ah yes, the royal children of Zark Muckerberg: Elon Husk, Forgotten, Keanu Reeves, Thank God You're not a boy and Perfect.
Totally looks like family Elon Musk and Grimes would have
no it's reanu keeves XD
"Oh, my wife has just died. Lovely!"
-The Spiffing Brit 2020
Wife bad.
17:02 No matter the timeline, being Duke Ernst is suffering.
"I don't want children, I want money"
Finally someone gets it
Crusader kings 3: play the game normally and don't cheat.
The spiffing brit: IMPOSSIBLE I MUST SECURE ALL OF THE ENGLISH TEA TRADES!!!
The Spiffing Brit Yes the Tea must flow just as it did in the Boston Harbour!🥰!
That's an idea. Conquer the silk road to China and introduce the English to tea a few centuries early.
The tea must be secured at all cost comrades.
you sure it is not called exloit feul?
Kevin Austin. Too soon.
Spiff: "Evil twin brother."
Me, after watching the video: "You mean the less evil twin brother."
zark muckerburg is a saint compared to mark zuckerburg
I love how you basically demonstrated why and how the shifty of power away from a feudal system and into a centrally controlled absolute monarchy happened. Its basically a lesson on how the modern period happened in one aspect.
Spiff: Wages Holy War on the entire Kingdom of England
Random Irish bloke: Come out ye black and tans!
I mean they do hate the english XD
Making Holy Roman Empire surprisingly much more Roman and much less Holy
*laughs in Caligula*
Actually, my first question when I saw this title was not "is it possible to win without vassals?", it was "How do you win Crusader Kings III?" XD
Hopefully, he will use his power to conquer the world. And that would count as a win in ck3 ;)
By turning your family tree into a circle and having an affair with the pope, who is your brother. That's how you win CK.
@@saltpeppertales2674 Ah the Borgia strategy. Cunning.
"You're only meant to be holding onto 6 counties at once."
*Laughs in 42 stewardship*
Laughs in max centralisation
Laugh in no demesne limit
This is actually a kind of unperfectly balanced though too. You've just discovered the advatages of centralized government, spending to maintain a bureaucracy, legal system, and professional armies vs. appointing a bunch of greedy warlords who offer a seemingly good deal but actually skim most everything off the top, and constantly connive against the state and eachother
In real life your corruption would go absolutely bonkers
The romans knew this would happen and therefore had very powerful individuals assigned with just enough power to control a region.
But through the Marian Reforms, these individuals could get even more power, and they were too late to stop Caesars constant illegal conquests and they got toppled in favor of a Imperium that would rot the Roman Empire from inside out
@@MrDwarfpitcher yeah, Ceaser got bold after he did some smaller scale conquests/annexing. Didn't get a rebuke for it from the senate and ran forward with a precedent.
The issue is that in real life it is impossible to actually manage all of that directly. Especially in a time when it would take weeks or even months just for news to reach one side of the empire to the other.
@@gagecole4913 I can imagine that someone else does run it, and that's where the -80% money comes from, but they just don't own land.
@@MrDwarfpitcher Rot from the inside out? The Roman Empire went on to last another 400-500 years after Caesar got shanked; expanded its territories; and even had a 200-year golden age of relative peace, stability and prosperity in the Pax Romana.
That's not to say that I approve of imperialism, of any kind. But your summation is pretty weird in context.
Henry VIII: I will burn *literally* everything and everyone to have a son
Spiff: Oh thank god you're not a boy!
17:00 At some point Spiff needs to play as Duke Ernst. He's just too good of a villain to let the AI control him all the time.
I love this game. Even though Spiff is exploiting it, there's still so much story drama.
Well, Paradox patched this in their 1.1 patch so RIP Muckerberg's quest for total domination
Zarck Muckerburg exerts absolute control over his platform, I mean kingdom. Sounds about right.
He abolished vassalage because it was white supremacist, far right disinformation.
@@admontblanc Remember, he "can see all of blue."
Died at "this 3 year old is a known criminal ladies and gentlemen" 🤣
25:21 "he only has one child" while hovering over his son and doughter xDD
Shes hath beeb forgottnen
Spiff: Oh we got ourselves a lovely daughter
DarkSpiff: You shall be forgotten
"Forgotten" *
This is the best birthday present I could ask for
Happy birthday!!!
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday. Perfect time for Tea and Cake.
Happy birthday
It's funny that you're playing as Zark Muckerberg, when I just learned today through a podcast how much Mark Zuckerberg loves Augustus Caesar
Spooky.....Wonder if MZ will befall the same fate?
@Nakor Z Exactly! He's wondering if anyone will stab Mark Zuckerberg's great-uncle.
I assumed the religion would be "The East India Company"
16:53 Ah yes this is where the popular phrase "Like stealing land from a toddlet" comes from.
An army of 100 stat men? It is truly the one and only unstoppable force.
Its the Immortals from Persia, but actually immortals. Well except Kenny and Larry, they always die apparently. Is there a Lazarus Pit special building in India or smt?
I entertained the idea of turning several independent nations into 100 stat men nations and observing the game. Haven't tried it but I still think about doing it.
@Ankit Chandola Can they be built though? I had the assumption some can only be built by certain cultures. I know for a fact I have had several (6th) slots but I couldnt build anything on them. There isnt a good list about these far as I found, because the game is so new.
Try to conquer the entire world in this game!!!
Emperor Palpatine: ... Do It!!!
Do or do not, there is no try
Dude, it was harsh enough naming your first daughter Forgotten, but then you literally start liking the other girls, making the dislike of her even more prevalent, and then additionally the third daughter was named Perfect...
I feel so bad for your first daughter.
Do a world conquest!! This video was absolutely amazing. I was laughing throughout the game. I wanna see more of it.
"At max, you can hold at max 6 counties"
Me with my 14 counties: Who told you that? A diplomat with a wife that knows more about war than money?
"...Zarck Muckerberg wants to become the most evil person in existente..."
Marck Zuckerberg: "Get in the line brother"
: Laughs as Spiff Yeets the wrong son out of the dynasty!
"This is all perfectly legal, just sign here...and here...initial here...
They signed away their right to breathe
Spiff: Any vikings in the comment section will know It’s very easy to get money from these little prayer holes
Me: I’m a Viking and I approve of this message
*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
"Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea! 🇬🇧🍵"
But my teeth are already yellow enough because of it... stop drinking tea, guys. Your teeth will look very very british, and by british I mean as yellow as pee
@@bluedragon3948 **THROWS TEA INTO HARBOR** DANG RIGHT IT IS! WOOO WOOOO MURICA MURICA MURICA WE GONNA EXERCISE ARE SECOND AMENDMENTS RIGHTS ON YOU FOOL!!!!!!
Rusher why are you insanely patriotic
A Herwick because yes
Also your daily reminder that Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Fun fact: Mstivoj means "Revenge Man" or "Revenge Soldier" so Spiff watch out :)
"Finally someone I can forget, that's what I need right now". One of the best sentences I've ever heard and something I will use frequently starting today.
Spiff’s commentary, perfectly balanced as all things should be.
"Let's go throw ourselves into a fight with some of these lovely people"
Spiff: confirmed lawful evil
Spiff is Lawful Evil. Seth Tzeentach is Chaotic evil.
I want to do this so badly.
And conquer the entire map.
Some names you could use are Gill Bates, Beff Jezos, Nuck Chorris, or Teadrinkus Yorkshirius... love the videos btw
When i made myself a nice warm cup of tea, Spiff heard my call and released a video. I'm indeed beginning to believe
In Spiff we trust
Converting to monopoly TM?
“Crusader kings 3: becoming the emperor of mankind and making the thunder warriors”
And all those children are the primarchs
Nagash Supreme exactly
@@theocean2521 Who are the astarties then
Nagash Supreme the astartes do not exist yet. The thunder warriors are the originals when the emperor takes over terra.
@@theocean2521 ah so they'll be in the next video
Yes! I wanna see this go all the way to domination! Make another
I love how perfectly balanced this content is, good on you spif, I await your next video with my tea in ready, I may not have the pleasurer to try Yorkshire tea but I will make some tea to watch your videos
Will Spiff create a family tree that looks like your earphones after being in your pocket for 4 seconds? here's hoping!
Spiff: *takes all the church holdings for himself*
Also Spiff: Where did these levies come from?
this game looks like so much fun, loving the ck videos! I need another 5 hour one!
I don't know if it's on the table, but I would love to see a world conquest video!^^ By the way, this is a great video! The exploit is interesting and I think the music plus your voice and charm make for great white noise :) I love your stuff
Hey spiff, you should look into prowess. I’ve had a viking king with 50 or something prowess. When he was the commander of an army he could lead a 2000-2500 man army and go toe to toe with a 6000-6500 man army and win. I think there is potential for a video here
Spiff sees a game, the developers, "God save us"
Fantastic video, I'm always ready to watch the next
I found your channel a few days ago. I haven't laughed this much in year.
Ps: got myself some Yorkshire tea, best kind of tea.
"Mark Zuckerberg's Evil Twin"
So you actually mean Mark Zuckerberg's Good Twin?
No his more evil twin
No, his human twin
No, Mark Zuckerberg only has eviller twins each competing to be the evilest twin. The winner is the only one allowed to be seen in public.
At least Zark has a moral compass, it may be spinning wildly, but Mark set fire to his then buried it in a peat bog.
So you named your intelligent second son Reanu Keeves, and then removed him from the inheritance line. The boy who is better than the first son. You tossed aside the better son. The BETTER son.
Drink your tea before making these decisions, you utter potato.
He just repeated the history.
"DON'T MESS WITH THE TIME"
*don't know how this quote was in english, so it's a translation from translation.
Spiff Lore: Reanu Keeves trained to become the strongest being in the universe so he could get revenge on his father.
Black Moon and then his father used his time traveling abilities to drag Reanu Keeves to the future where he could be imprisoned in Skyrim by Todd Howard.
You should have taken Mstivoj's wife since you took everything else.
Bit sticky in the nether regions...bit of a slapper apparently.....
Savage 1.1
I would die for a world conquest with this marvelous fellow
Last time I was this early Spiff wasn't an Almighty Being, controlling all that ever existed, exists and will exist through the Power of Yorkshire Tea™.
Which means I was never this early :)
But before he was even created he was an almighty being.......
Strange
You really deserve tea sponsors. Because of you my family and I have begun drinking tea and will probably never stop
"Now things are about to get really spicy" -Spiff ten minutes after I thought things were already pretty darn spicy
god, your videos are insane and so well-edited, and they always make me laugh
Yes I've done this before too! Starting as a tribe of Norway, I held Scandinavia, Britannia, Francia and formed the latin empire through winning a crusade
Just one big flaw: How can you be the evil twin, when the original "twin" is already evil?
Oh, and yes. Conquer the WORLD!
I'm guessing he went for the eviler twin, at this point. xD
@@gabrieljoseozanan6989 I'd say he's still the nicer twin ;P
i'm pretty sure Mark Zuckerberg's "evil" twin is meant to be in air quotes :P
Twin in crime
All of spiffs vids are so great! :)
Thanks spiff I love your videos keep up the good work you majestic sausage. 💙
I haven't watched the video yet there better be war elephants controlled by mega chad or else I'm gonna stop drinking tea
Edit: how could you
@@thespiffingbrit it better be spiff
@@moistmeathateroffurries8621 note that spiff made no mention of said elephant having a parachute... good luck.
@@heneedscoffee I made no mention how I wanted the elephant just that I wanted one idc if its a pancake
@@moistmeathateroffurries8621 but your house might also become a pancake
Spiff: It’s about to get spicy now.
Also Spiff: * has already cheesed the game into letting him directly control the entire HRE and has practically immortal units *
"Forgotten"... may you always be remembered.
by far the best ck3 video i have seen xD im new to the game but this made me lol
By far the easiest paradox game
From Reman, to Alzabo, and now to you, Spiff,
the secret knowledge has been bestowed!
"Challenge"? Nothing is a challenge with the power of Yorkshire Tea 🇬🇧☕
Mark Zuckerberg: Is a robot
Zark Muckerberg: Everyone but him is a robot
This is the best episode. Please continue the story!!!
this video was absolutely fantastic. "this can't possibly be" and "how the f*** does he do it?" went through my head almost every 5 minutes watching this. I love it and I hate it. thank you Spiff, and kudos. i didn't think this could be done. And please please please do a world conquest!
Edit: I liked it so much i tried to re-create it myself, and the weird thing is, following the instructions to the letter, when it comes the time to start revoking titles from the king of Germany it says to me that there no titles available to revoke. I don't know why that is, but i can't go beyond that. he has magdeburg and the title of king, he is my vassal, and yet nothing to revoke.
Anyone has any idea as of what may be happening?
I have the same problem, just tried it too multiple times even with restart of the game and and the game itself between tries.
One time I could revoce 20 Titles, then the next title was greyed out and not revocable for some reason.
Then I got to 45, then there was not title to revoke anymore.
Now there are never any titles to revoke at all when i try this.
I now tried at least 8 times to do this.
I dont know what to do anymore to make this work.
It was patched. xD
Congratulations, you have invented what historians call 'absolutism'.
Great video Spiff!
this work was just awesome! amazing! :)
Spiff is so good at playing these perfectly balanced games with zero exploits that he unknowingly quoted one of the best lines in Mass Effect
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
"And that's what we've accidentally done"
*Doubt intensifies*
X
Muckerberg actually sounds like a small town in central Germany. Well done, sir.
This man is dangerous!
Lmao! Love the video, had a good laugh.
“Oh a daughter! You shall be forgotten!”
Spiff 2020
"since the down of time one board game has destroyed friendships"
my man clearly hasn't heard of diplomacy
Yes!!! I would love to see this continued!!!