Becoming God In Crusader Kings 2 - 100 Stat Man Immortal God King Reanu Keeves IS BROKEN!

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  • @joshuamurphy4501
    @joshuamurphy4501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    I don’t think that you understand how long I have been waiting for this series to come back.

    • @cameron5091
      @cameron5091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@thespiffingbrit *Cries in God*

    • @m.d.9277
      @m.d.9277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed our cries have been answered our God returned we are at peace

    • @krisss937
      @krisss937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell yeah!!!

    • @wyatteisenach2742
      @wyatteisenach2742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I... neeed.... mooooore crusader kings

    • @TheModTerrick
      @TheModTerrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was getting sad to go so long without it

  • @ghostlyrazgriz5228
    @ghostlyrazgriz5228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    "here we have 100 stat man. He is practically immortal"
    *100 stat man instantly dies*

    • @rickysmith2126
      @rickysmith2126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LMAO dies 8.30m into a 3min slip of game play. funny

    • @ianoxenham4219
      @ianoxenham4219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Almost the exact thing happened in the original 100 Stat Man Series; he made the super-powered immortal character who then died in the first episode... I almost suspect Spiff did it on purpose as an homage

    • @gordonramsdale
      @gordonramsdale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ian Oxenham It’s because whilst his stats were high his personal combat skill was low so he was easily killed in battle

    • @andrew9415
      @andrew9415 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@einnaddannie7526 Look at Spiff's old videos from a couple years ago. He did 3 or 4 CK2 videos with 100 stat man just like this one.

    • @auraicide4883
      @auraicide4883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      When your nigh-unstoppable character randomly dies from a battle they should have easily crushed? That's Crusader Kings. When the heir of your dynasty decides to be celibate? That's Crusader Kings. When the immortal warrior-philosopher empress of persia has an army of 17,000 against a 382 squad of tribals is killed despite a 112 personal combat skill? That's Crusader Kings. When a six year old survives nine assassination attempts in a row? That's Crusader Kings. When it turns out your heir is secretly a bear? That's Crusader Kings.

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    18:10 Takes out an axe and swings it around in the court.
    Choses to "simply maim" the concubine by hacking off her arm and leg, instead of killing her.
    Gains trait "KIND". MAKES PERFECT SENSE! WHAT A KIND MAN, HE ONLY CHOPPED OFF A FEW LIMBS, SPARED HER LIFE!

    • @rustyshackleford1508
      @rustyshackleford1508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's not your place to judge kings, you filthy peasant.

    • @fixedassets7346
      @fixedassets7346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Filthy plebian.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      uncultured swine

    • @durandol
      @durandol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've not come for your head, your arm/leg will do just fine.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      could've been worse, at least he didn't declaim some poetry to her

  • @jacksonlindberg9381
    @jacksonlindberg9381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    100 stat man:returns
    Everyone: *The return of the king*

  • @Severin1111
    @Severin1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    You are norse.
    You meet a wise man that wanders the land with only one eye.
    Yeah let's ask Totally-Not-Odin to serve us.

    • @movingparts6270
      @movingparts6270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      To be fair, he promised us he wasn't Odin.

    • @abrakadabra4966
      @abrakadabra4966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He just wanted a front row view to all the Shenanigans

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@movingparts6270 "thanks for giving me all those sacrifices. Uh mean giving Odin those Sacrifices. Totally not me."

  • @Heeroneko
    @Heeroneko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    My first time playing CK2 I decided to try out being a random duke in the Byzantine Empire (it is important to note that I know absolutely nothing about European history) cuz I figured it'd be a nice slow start to help me figure out the game. I noticed I needed to elect somebody to become the next emperor or whatever so I voted for myself for a laugh. I become the most popular candidate and am now the heir to the entire empire...ok. Some kid sends me a message asking to join his revolt against the emperor, of course I say no as there seems to be no penalty for doing so and I mean how could a kid overthrow the emperor? Apparently really freakin' easily cuz it's 3 years passed in-game and I'm now the Emperor of the Byzantine Empire. Completely accidentally. This is a fascinatingly bizarre game.

    • @AryanMaxim
      @AryanMaxim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same thing happened to me as well because I elected myself

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The funny thing is that's ENTIRELY in line with Byzantine history.

    • @TaeSunWoo
      @TaeSunWoo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty Roman moment right there

  • @stept4601
    @stept4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    To be fair, 100 stat man made me subscribe to your channel and ABSOLUTELY love it.

    • @nkoonkukoo
      @nkoonkukoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just gave you 100 likes

    • @stept4601
      @stept4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nkoonkukoo lol didn't see i got so many likes

    • @nkoonkukoo
      @nkoonkukoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stept4601 ah shit, I wanted it to stay at 100 so it could be a reference to the 100 stat man video lol

    • @pathalenvivaldi7811
      @pathalenvivaldi7811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aye, and made myself and likely many of us pick up CK2 as well.:D

  • @BaseTheBanana
    @BaseTheBanana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    The only thing you need to become a God is Yorkshire Tea and the queen

    • @sword4005
      @sword4005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thespiffingbrit remember Prince Philip became a real life god ever since he gave the Kastom people some Yorkshire tea

    • @AntonsVoice
      @AntonsVoice 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For Odin!

    • @reddittgod4442
      @reddittgod4442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brandon Firth I have both now what
      The queen is in my basement

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you have those under your command you became God long ago

  • @kylereaume2545
    @kylereaume2545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Call the SCP foundation, Reanu Keeves has escaped the Elder Scrolls

    • @kon4153
      @kon4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sk class end of the world scenario

    • @grodygibsonlcd8038
      @grodygibsonlcd8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fuck he's gonna breach reality and instantly shatter the space time continuum with his 1,000 degree knife that's actually hotter than the big bang itself.

    • @kurokagator4567
      @kurokagator4567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grodygibsonlcd8038 He'll manage to kill the Hard to destroy reptile, and he will stare the Shy Guy down, nothing shall be in his way

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    E - Constantinople. Use boats, take all of Asia Minor, then work West.

    • @jakobacuna4126
      @jakobacuna4126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes. Raid Constantinople again.

    • @zacharyrazidlo7091
      @zacharyrazidlo7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it was Istanbul

    • @MythosTheSophist
      @MythosTheSophist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zacharyrazidlo7091
      Me, a Greek: So you have chosen death...

    • @pathipatlathiwan5558
      @pathipatlathiwan5558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jakobacuna4126 บงบ
      ตื. 999​งบ

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MythosTheSophist highly doubt the Greeks would pronounce Constantinople.
      Maybe Konstantinopolis???

  • @willwrightcreatorofsims9813
    @willwrightcreatorofsims9813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    You know you’ve lost your humanity when you commit a “casual war crime.”
    Edit: Wowey, take a gander at these likes!

    • @genesisera8364
      @genesisera8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Coffee Creamerstein Coffee Creamerstein Welcome to Crusader Kings II

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Please, leave the coffee and come with us.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Realistically, you're just connecting more with what humanity truly is. ;P

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@KainYusanagi huh, Hobbs was right. Well, back to killing priesty bois by the millions so Odin will give me back my quintuple immortality.

    • @redreboot483
      @redreboot483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wickederebus >hobbs was right
      I mean, just look at certain parts of africa, asia, eastern europe, western europe, italy, south america, etc etc...

  • @-tr0n
    @-tr0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    This is fantastic. Waiting patiently for the next.
    E - Other. I want to see a Viking crusade against Jerusalem.

    • @jpuroila
      @jpuroila 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I second this!

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For the Holy Land!

    • @Penningtontj
      @Penningtontj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean, you make a name for yourself sacking Christian assets across Europe, might as well go for peak despoiling.

    • @keeghanburk7906
      @keeghanburk7906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deus Vult! Oh wait...

    • @kaidenfelder
      @kaidenfelder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DEUS EX MACHINA

  • @TheOfficialJeff1
    @TheOfficialJeff1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Rival: gets mangled.
    Reeanu keeves: You know what i call that?
    Mercy

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, that's one way to take his breath.

    • @psyko2666
      @psyko2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *dies a day later*

  • @Fry3211
    @Fry3211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Sorry... 99 ?!???!?!?!??!?! I CANNOT STAND FOR THIS HERESY

    • @ijustsawthat
      @ijustsawthat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice pin.
      *I see you are a man of culture*

    • @loganwhitcomb2091
      @loganwhitcomb2091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spiff u failed, the queen is displeased

  • @mistprowen3157
    @mistprowen3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Please, do some research into the battle capabilities of hedgehogs."
    And that's how Project Shadow started :P

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep soon there will be the black commet and the black arms wow these aliens name have a lotta black wen there somewhat gray black and red and there leader black doom gives some of his blood for the project

  • @Curseius
    @Curseius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Reanu keeves is immortal,
    Dies
    umm hey guys look, Keys (jingles keys)
    hey look its reanu keeves again guys he never died spontaneously

    • @kgy121
      @kgy121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Twice.

    • @ijustsawthat
      @ijustsawthat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When time traveling fixes everything

    • @coot33
      @coot33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you have a hundred stat except in combat skills.

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    12:08
    Funny thing is, you can actually send hedgehogs into battle if you select the "animal kingdoms" culture mode (it's an easter egg in the custom map generator).

  • @bryandoyle765
    @bryandoyle765 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m starting to struggle keeping Keanu Reeves and Reanu Keeves straight in my head.

  • @matejbosela9093
    @matejbosela9093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Reanu Keaves? A 100 stat man? Why did he get downgrade?

    • @handleshnarda
      @handleshnarda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Reanu keaves desires entertainment. So he lowers himself a bit to have a bit of crusader Kings 2 fun

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or different formats present different measurements of His power.
      Five feet is less than Five meters, and the power of keeves is shown here as 100

    • @0ovidio0
      @0ovidio0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he still died

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@handleshnarda No no no if reanu keaves escaped skyrim we would all die don't you remember

    • @multibeasty
      @multibeasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only a sliver of the shadow of his pressence got moved out of Skyrim.

  • @oguzhangorgun6918
    @oguzhangorgun6918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Spiff : 100 statman is physically immortal.
    Me, a veteran ck2 player: *laughs internally*

    • @oguzhangorgun6918
      @oguzhangorgun6918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No , you will die from poor health at age 16.

    • @andrasfogarasi5014
      @andrasfogarasi5014 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oguzhangorgun6918 I'm pretty sure the immortal trait gives you something like +10 health. So even if you manage to get maimed in every possible way, be malnutritioned and frail, you still won't have low enough health to die. Also it makes you immune to disease so that's out of the question.

  • @Bedevere
    @Bedevere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "I'll have you know we are perfectly reasonable Germanic heretics."
    This will be my response to just about anything from now on.

  • @RealNefastus
    @RealNefastus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I would like one Jarl please.
    But if possible I'd like it *BONELESS*

    • @idly2.0
      @idly2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aren’t your supposed do o5 Council stuff Dr Mann

    • @RealNefastus
      @RealNefastus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idly2.0 O5 Council is merely a rumor, a myth.
      Don't trust everything you read.
      At least, if you want to still see your family you shouldn't.

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idly2.0
      *sprays Class-A amnestic* hey dude you ok you look a little sick you should take an aspirin

  • @MesiahOTHill
    @MesiahOTHill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “Casual war crime. Let’s just execute all our prisoners”
    Prisoners: “SCREAMS OF ANGUISH”... -sudden silence

    • @Penningtontj
      @Penningtontj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You knew what you were getting in to the moment you clicked that link.

    • @flortangui508
      @flortangui508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is the sound of forgiveness: screaming, and then silence.

    • @timeforvintagepancakes9751
      @timeforvintagepancakes9751 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?" -Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs.

    • @rxcamillo
      @rxcamillo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      **Scoffs in Australian**

  • @anguseverist4178
    @anguseverist4178 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Picked up CK3 after watching your videos and have been enjoying it immensely, but this video has really shown me the jump in quality between CK2 and CK3.

  • @yoricktop8649
    @yoricktop8649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Just so you know, immortal characters can do a second prepared invasion after 100 years

  • @cyn45
    @cyn45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Anyone tell spiff that the "whacky headress" the Hungary guy had was an eagle on his shoulder?

    • @Leo-cu8mv
      @Leo-cu8mv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shh, domt tell him, let him belive

    • @SylasTheGreat
      @SylasTheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Leo-cu8mv don't* believe*.

    • @Leo-cu8mv
      @Leo-cu8mv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SylasTheGreat how sad has your day have to be to have to correct a stranger on the internet in gramar he doesnt realy care so much to make you feel good?

    • @SylasTheGreat
      @SylasTheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Leo-cu8mv really* how sad that you don't care to use English properly. I also love how you think it makes my day sad just because I respect the language I use. Logic=0

    • @BTheBlindRef
      @BTheBlindRef 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SylasTheGreat It wasn't even bad grammar. It was just a typo. Relax.

  • @lilsavdabest
    @lilsavdabest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I am currently on a playthrough that started as the petty king of Mumu and I am now the King of Eire (Ireland), after my fist character lasted until the age 76 but somehow had the WORST stat spread I have ever had like his learning and diplomacy were both zeros and his old age and what not gave him -5 combat skill lmao, to my daughter who lived until she was 54 and had effectively conquered a good 3 or 4 more provinces, to now my ridiculously overpowered mid 50s grandson who conquered one square, married royalty in germany, and was then able to vassal almost the entirety of Ireland just by simply asking, and then able to take the rest and even last through the "irish crusades". All while remaining king and even positioning one of my vassals to take a tiny part of England. I may have a moment of silence when my current character dies.. Not only has he gotten about 4 aspiration triggers but EVERY event, I choose the most risky option and he ALWAYS gets the good perk, he's been on 4 grand hunts and somehow never been maimed.. He's had the one negative trait replaced with the opposite positive version of it, he has lived to see a cathedral made for crying out loud. I at first wanted to murder him off and play as his younger brother but decided against it and I am so glad I did. I have gotten the luckiest roll of the dice this go round and I have a pretty good stat spread with 21 learning and my brother being my money guy with a stat of 24 is nice. Not a 100 stat guy but this is the best and most lucky play through I have had in Ironman mode.

  • @itsashleyy7393
    @itsashleyy7393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    E-india, THE TEA MUST BE BROUGHT FORTH BY REANU KEEVES!!!!

    • @pirapps
      @pirapps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i lso vote india. they have tea.

    • @SparseB
      @SparseB 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about rule the mongals! Then you own their armies and you take over where they would eventual take over

  • @redmonsoon8228
    @redmonsoon8228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Never thought I’d hear the day the Spiffing Brit would say “pesky brits”

    • @xtrmsword7127
      @xtrmsword7127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RedWyrmLord he has become what he swore to destroy

  • @johngammon6450
    @johngammon6450 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My story of why Reanu wants Jesus' cloak.
    "Reanu, why do you want the cloak of Jesus despite being a pagan?"
    "Spite."
    "Huh?"
    "He beat me in a drinking Contest once, he was blacking out and I was winning but then he put his hands together and touched his liver, and it was like he never drank any wine the entire year he was so sober."
    "So he cheated?"
    "Close, but in my eyes, yes."

    • @Mr_OogaBooga
      @Mr_OogaBooga 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Underrated comment

  • @connor4435
    @connor4435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Conquer France, destroy our rivals who have long been plotting to destroy the Queen

  • @PedroVMiranda
    @PedroVMiranda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    E - Seize Constantinople and turn them Germanic, why you ask me....... I have no idea XD

    • @Becka_Harper
      @Becka_Harper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pedro Miranda the Varangian Guard would like to discuss their disappointment with you...why yes they will be bringing their axes.

    • @PedroVMiranda
      @PedroVMiranda 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No plz

    • @FordyTheConeSmoker
      @FordyTheConeSmoker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This

  • @lewisvargrson
    @lewisvargrson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Norse + Seduction + Lustful + Immortal = A hell of a Merchant Republic in the future.

  • @JFKeNn3dy
    @JFKeNn3dy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    C, for the love of your children, C. Also your children are bad because you were not full 100 stat man

  • @Ele-.-
    @Ele-.- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    WAIT WAIT WAIT... DID YOU JUST RELEASE REANU KEEVES FROM SKYRIM?!?!??! OH GOD YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just went from first-person Skyrim to Medieval Simulator Skyrim. ;P

    • @gideonjones5712
      @gideonjones5712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, Reanu Keeves has chosen to show mercy to those of his new domain. He even let them think they killed him twice.

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    26:32 "Enjoy being a one-handed lunatic who's severely injured."
    He is a lunatic now, so he very well might.

  • @GustavusAdolphus2
    @GustavusAdolphus2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    E the world (Europe, The Middle East, and Northern Africa.)

    • @BrainPaste98
      @BrainPaste98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Impossible Chief

    • @Snowfireblues
      @Snowfireblues 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BrainPaste98 nothing is impossible for 100 stat man

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I choose F, your country

    • @BrainPaste98
      @BrainPaste98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Snowfireblues I mean the game only allows him to invade one singular place with his character 100 stat man, It would require 100 Stat man dying to once again get a claim to start a Planned Invasion, which again are limited to once per life, Maybe he Heir can do it but It will not be 100 Stat man

  • @dastark_3024
    @dastark_3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I think it's so great to see so many characters from Vikings (Ivar 'the boneless', Alfred, Aethelred, Aelle,...)
    Your Videos are awesome, I'll have a cup of tea in your honor

    • @justcallmelab8400
      @justcallmelab8400 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He'll have 2 in your honor

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🅱️oneless Vikings?
      Like 🅱️oneless Pizza? 🍕

    • @dastark_3024
      @dastark_3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Abdega nope just got born with deformed legs and is unable to walk without help

    • @dastark_3024
      @dastark_3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Abdega nope just got born with deformed legs and is unable to walk without help

  • @NatsumiMichi
    @NatsumiMichi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I'd much rather preferred if you'd literally blew up the papacy."
    **wife turns into Cercei** "Say no more."

  • @MrJamieJamess
    @MrJamieJamess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Any self respecting Brit would invade France given the chance!
    BRING TEA TO FRANCE!!!!

    • @saintmango5855
      @saintmango5855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i just wanna see him merk france bc... its france

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saintmango5855 to be honest, that's more justification than you need IRL to invade France

  • @Spartato
    @Spartato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    C, take France. Large land mass, think of all the sacrifices to Odin you can get.

  • @joker_g7337
    @joker_g7337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    E - Khazar Khanate. Duel Attila and become the Great Khan! or something like that.

  • @Konzuug
    @Konzuug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I have been telling my grandkids about this moment when the Lord would rise again after 50 years of TH-cam silence.

  • @dantheman2907
    @dantheman2907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    King of Hungary: *has bird on shoulder
    Spiffing Brit: "What a whacky headdress, I want something like that!". . .

    • @dantheman2907
      @dantheman2907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Goat Man it's all the rage in 10th century Hungary this season.

  • @thegrammarcrusader4085
    @thegrammarcrusader4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Keanu Reeves doesnt even sound like the real name anymore...

    • @greggriffith685
      @greggriffith685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I honestly heasitaited when realizing that was his actual name

    • @Blue_Sonnet
      @Blue_Sonnet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Although he does actually say Keanu Reeves when announcing the marriage :)

    • @tartarianzephyr
      @tartarianzephyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who

    • @hackeritalics
      @hackeritalics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is definitely true. It's true and it's beautiful God damn it. LOL

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ah, the good ole "alternate timeline because my ridiculously overpowered character died in the space of only 20 minutes." trick.
    How I've missed this.

    • @MrDwarfpitcher
      @MrDwarfpitcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved how Spiff said he could only die in battle
      Then proceeds to send him into each and every battle he had against armies much stronger than his own and is surptised he died

  • @lordlunarian
    @lordlunarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    E - I say either the Byzantine Empire or China.

  • @jasonharrod1403
    @jasonharrod1403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your original 100 stat man series was so great it caused me to buy CK2. So glad you've brought it back!

  • @ThomasABB
    @ThomasABB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The return of 100 stat man AND Reanu Keeves! With this and some tea, my life is complete.
    Spiff, you are spoiling us

  • @triangularbox949
    @triangularbox949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    100 STAT MAN is great and all.. but where is 100 STAT WAIFU?

    • @triangularbox949
      @triangularbox949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thespiffingbrit I see your point

    • @John-if9ig
      @John-if9ig 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit You have a point but...

  • @gamerex9378
    @gamerex9378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This might just be my favorite episode of anything Spif has done. Man I love when he plays 100 stat man and that "WHAT!?" @ 8:03 gets me every time.

  • @hriswiz6563
    @hriswiz6563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    my first video of yours was the 100 stat man and from there it history

  • @kirarobbins96
    @kirarobbins96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a Welsh person I can confirm that Spiff is indeed correct that all we have is sheep, mountains and rain.

  • @roydm143
    @roydm143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:55 "Keanu Reeves" LOL

  • @martinsvilands7334
    @martinsvilands7334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You are already halfway there, All the roads lead to Rome. Conquer Rome.

  • @Jemuzu80
    @Jemuzu80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Those frogs across the pond said coffee goes better with their Baguettes

  • @gibusllama3418
    @gibusllama3418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Good to see this series survived the Spiff Purge

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The perfect cross over character doesnt exi- : *100 stat man REANU KEEVES*

  • @passonthestar3689
    @passonthestar3689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    B.
    My Italian blood knows we should live under reanu keeves

  • @sprackendudez2096
    @sprackendudez2096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ivar the boneless: Converts to Catholicism.
    Reanu Keeves: I can't believe you've this.
    *while sharpening his axe, preparing to invade Ivar's territory*

  • @hotlinerichard1986
    @hotlinerichard1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the word “next time” when I’m watching a 100 stat man video

  • @OmarAtabany
    @OmarAtabany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "i would much rather prefer if you blew up the papacy" spiffing brit (2019)

  • @justinzeedyk7516
    @justinzeedyk7516 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    MORE CK2, MORE 100 STATMAN!
    this is the single best youtube game series. Honestly, Yorkshire wants this series to continue... no need on checking the validity of my arguement

  • @basilbate7022
    @basilbate7022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    YES FINALLY I GET TO ANNOUNCE MY LOVE OF THE GREATEST BRIT
    THE SPIFFING BRIT

  • @milodemarchi
    @milodemarchi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    To become Jesus you should build your own Kingdom of Heaven in the Holy Land, change my mind Spiffing Brit

  • @POTUSJimmyCarter
    @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I may be three years late, but Ivar the Boneless was indeed a real historical figure, and scholars are actually not entirely sure why he was called that. One leading theory based on chronicles of the time suggests he suffered from osteogenesis imperfecta, also known as brittle bone disease. There are some references in sagas that people didn't believe he had a normal skeleton at all, thus "boneless". It was, of course, believed to be a curse from the gods.
    I will say, though, if Ivar Ragnarsson really did have brittle bone disease, he'd pretty much risk breaking bones just from the act of riding a horse, let alone being in battle, so if its true the fact that he did what he did is pretty incredible.

  • @alexiosviapokios3057
    @alexiosviapokios3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    There are "ruler designer unlocked" mods that remove ruler designer balance restrictions, would make next video easier

  • @joshsquatch7474
    @joshsquatch7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They say king Arthur's legend is based off of Reanu Keeves.

  • @TheShadowsouled
    @TheShadowsouled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just brewed myself a nice cup of tea and look what I find.
    A new spiffing Brit video. Just marvelous

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    12:20 *We don't need Jesus... when we have Keeves-us!*
    --The Spiffing Brit 2019

  • @krayne-ddg-pmc
    @krayne-ddg-pmc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *AS SPOKEN BY THE PROPHECY THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED*

  • @victoriot
    @victoriot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Torture Time!" and "Sacrifice to Odin!" are back, now, this calls for a big tea party!

  • @meirwaxman350
    @meirwaxman350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Reanu Keaves has escaped Skyrim? The end is near!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a new beginning!
      If I wave enough chicken bones he will come to our world!

  • @DoofAlmighty
    @DoofAlmighty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    E: - The Moon. Those god damned moon men have run amuk for too long.

  • @cantonnierbethcepourlavhy6343
    @cantonnierbethcepourlavhy6343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    20:21 okay so maybe a blood eagle inflicted to a one y.o child may be a bit extreme

  • @EverettMaynard
    @EverettMaynard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Conquer B, Italy. Then you can have pizza and spaghetti.

  • @highfivedog2336
    @highfivedog2336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We knew he was so powerful not even spiff could resist him

  • @JB-32015
    @JB-32015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Looks like Reanu Keeves forgot to take his heart attack medicine twice

  • @majklk2057
    @majklk2057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I vote for *E* !
    Good laugh is the best reason for war!

  • @matthewharris4900
    @matthewharris4900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would argue about Wales, but your absolutely right we only have sheep mountains and rain

  • @Banshee159
    @Banshee159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spiffing, you should know Reanu Keeves belongs in his home of Skyrim. He has no power here. He is no 100 Statman, of the Statman dynasty. ♡ love your Ck2 content.

  • @God-hp2gx
    @God-hp2gx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *salutes riano keaves while sipping Yorkshire gold tea while staring at a picture of the queen*

  • @weebasian4129
    @weebasian4129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I do just love a good ole casual war crime with a cup of Yorkshire Tea ™

  • @thekingsguard6913
    @thekingsguard6913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I say that our Glorious God King Reanu Keeves should take on Spain, France and Germany at once!

  • @ollidix4090
    @ollidix4090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    E- Cumania, or any other ridiculously large kingdom

  • @howling6918
    @howling6918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally the series is back

  • @endur1el
    @endur1el 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    100 STAT MAN THE RETURN! ALL HAIL THE STAT MAN

  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "100 Stat Man" is the Queen' s private name for Prince Philip.

  • @PG-cv4hm
    @PG-cv4hm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Burst out laughing at "KD ratio". Well done, Sir. Well done.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im surprised that "Sacrifice to Odin" hasn't become an inside joke/meme on the channel

  • @Jimboola
    @Jimboola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Choose E - Invade Mars. Becoming Emperor of Mars would really shake things up! 😜

  • @TheBlazingRedcoat
    @TheBlazingRedcoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a glorious Englishman spiff, you must only choose C - France

  • @jjb33083
    @jjb33083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I told you, I was gonna binge these... instructed guides. 😉

  • @RoinDanton
    @RoinDanton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Spiff, you madman! You let Reanu Keeves out of Skyrim! Do you honestly believe that anything but Todd Howard's masterpiece could hold Reanu?!

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Given he has been killed so many times in game already we should be safe, odds are he would rather retreat than constantly dying and saveskumming

  • @agilagilsen8714
    @agilagilsen8714 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wooooo! Best of Spiffing, go go 100stat man!

  • @albertolaurella9168
    @albertolaurella9168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Now for the human sacrifices! Oh yey!" - The Spiffing Brit 2019

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Something tells me that becoming king of England, and making a friend, aren't on the same level."
    Something tells me the Sonic the Hedgehog Movie is staring at you right now, Spiff.
    19:04 - 19:08 PFFFF-
    33:47 The way you said "BAGGER" (Bugger) there. Brilliant!

  • @snarkbotanya6557
    @snarkbotanya6557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spiffing Brit, here's a fun strategy... be a 100 Stat Man with the game's Assassination rule set to Direct Action. Pick a neighbor, conquer one of their counties, then, once the war is over, assassinate their leader. This will end whatever truce you have with them, meaning that you're free to declare war again and conquer another county. It's no Prepared Invasion, but it will keep you from running up against that pesky "you've been at peace for too long" issue!
    Speaking of Prepared Invasions, I say C: nip that England/France rivalry in the bud, bring them together under the banner of VIKINGS!

  • @erikklein7618
    @erikklein7618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BTDub Ivar the Boneless was the son of Ragnar Lothbrok he was one of the most amazing Vikings in history he actually took over all of England back in the 10 hundreds

  • @elvfrem
    @elvfrem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    E - Take Russia. Just.. Because. For maximal infantry shenanigans