I double perfect DSP

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  • As the title says, I double perfect DSP. Enjoy.
    This video belongs to DarkSydePhil. I did not make this.
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  • @metalman20
    @metalman20 9 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    "online play, only the shitty may apply" immediately get's double perfected lol

    • @LiteralBacon
      @LiteralBacon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      if I didn't know any better I'd think he was talking about himself.

    • @TheCheat420
      @TheCheat420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Literal Bacon I thought he was lol.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The most satisfying instant karma clip!

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He can’t help but be a c*not when he is winning.

  • @SaurusHam
    @SaurusHam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    He fell for that sandbagged round 1 so fucking hard.

    • @deamonwolf4122
      @deamonwolf4122 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ***** I dont play fighters so..what does sandbagged round mean?

    • @SaurusHam
      @SaurusHam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Deamon Wolf intentionally not revealling your skills to give your opponent a false sense of security. Basically sucking on purpose.

    • @deamonwolf4122
      @deamonwolf4122 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ***** Ah, thank you

    • @williamroche5249
      @williamroche5249 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Deamon Wolf sandbagging comes from the super smash bros item sand bag, which does nothing, and you attack it. you can see why this is called sandbagging *puts on thick glasses and grabs the 20-sided dice*

    • @DracoHandsome
      @DracoHandsome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      bokprop420 Sandbagging as a term for bluffing originates in 1940's poker, referring to holding back from betting for a round or two so that other players raise the stakes. It actually originates from the 1880's, during which time muggers would ambush unlucky travelers while wielding bags full of sand as weapons.

  • @goldensoul1842
    @goldensoul1842 8 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    throwing the first fight like that just to lure him into a false sense of superiority was fucking brilliant lol.

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Sand bagging.

    • @OG_McLovin
      @OG_McLovin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Totally sandbagged, and DSP ate it up. When he won "Wow, this guy is terrible." When he got hardcore schooled twice in a row "Wow, this online play is shit."

    • @heidibenner1577
      @heidibenner1577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr?

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's amusing that whenever this pitiful narcissist's ego is shaken and he's humbled on camera, he turns against his own audience to insult them so he feels the little power he has

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tbf he might have just gotten caught, its not uncommon for worse players to just randomly win. not that there is no chance that he was sandbagging but we don't know

  • @rank10ygo
    @rank10ygo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "I tried to do nothing, he does stuff"
    I mean yeah
    That's generally what happens when you do nothing

    • @3ds_fellgod-myhopewillneve617
      @3ds_fellgod-myhopewillneve617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I never knew seeing DSP suck ass at games was one of your guilty pleasures. :D

    • @horusdaog
      @horusdaog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was rewatching my childhood and I find you!! You train obsessed freak. O_O

    • @MaxxCoyote
      @MaxxCoyote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its 4 years late, but He's trying to put it out there that he's holding block (Nevermind that he could still be overhead or hit low depending) and thus should be an impenetrable wall. Phil's brain really doesn't...work like a normal persons.
      Of course the fact that you can hear Phil panic mashing, in addition to the game going "Counter! Counter!" exposes him pretty quick.
      Basically, somehow, someway, the game is always bias against Phil.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Gotta love finding one of my preferred youtubers in another, completely unrelated comment section lol. 7 years ago, that's like, the start of your legacy of the worthless videos, innit.

  • @JonnyBeoulve
    @JonnyBeoulve 8 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    I feel bad for DSP's parents.

    • @rbar1994
      @rbar1994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      +Jonathan Leack DSP's parents feel bad for him.

    • @SintrosSparda
      @SintrosSparda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Junior B lmao

    • @grubkiller7612
      @grubkiller7612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Failed abortion I guess

    • @MrRenagadeSniper
      @MrRenagadeSniper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He said they were morons for not buying him a Wolverine action figure on his Birthday.

    • @davidstone6810
      @davidstone6810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Glitched abortion mechanics

  • @JamalTheTitan
    @JamalTheTitan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Same exact excuses 13 years later.

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Love the way you let him win the first round, giving him a false sense of security. DSP tears are delicious

  • @thekenyonsquad5672
    @thekenyonsquad5672 9 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    this video describes DSP
    when he is winning, it's because the other guy is terrible
    when he is losing, it's not because he is terrible or because the other guy is better than him, it is because "it's too laggy", "everyone cheats", or "this game is terrible".

  • @JoaoLucasK
    @JoaoLucasK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Phil: "Online play, only the shitty may apply"
    *gets double perfected*
    Me: Yep, only the shitty may apply

  • @robertgivens2937
    @robertgivens2937 9 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    "He's terrible, absolutely awful"
    (Literally seconds later)
    "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING OMG HAH HAH HAH ONLINE PLAY"

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Senor Anon
      "...only the shitty may apply"- that quote will live on in infamy but then its even better when 2 seconds later- DOOD KHAMAN.

  • @DickTrickleqt
    @DickTrickleqt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "I was doing absolutely nothing and still got hit"
    we can see that

  • @ChaseUbito
    @ChaseUbito 9 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    But you guys, He's a former pro player! Clearly.

    • @user-jy1kw9im6m
      @user-jy1kw9im6m 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He lost because of lag! He was clearly pressing buttons so he should've won.

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And he still lost when he was doing nothing. I call bullshit

    • @zebefreod871
      @zebefreod871 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ChaseUbito Ca-mon guys, he doesn't accept other people's challenges to not embarass them with his radical skills ;p

    • @HelloY0ungLions
      @HelloY0ungLions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's called cheating lol

  • @litigation_jackson
    @litigation_jackson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "i try to do nothing, he does stuff" that is my favorite quote of all time

  • @Blacksun-rg9mh
    @Blacksun-rg9mh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Online play, only the shitty may apply"
    *literally 5 seconds later*
    "can't do anything."
    "I'm pressing buttons! I'm pressing buttons!!"
    "HU-HEA-HA-HUH"
    "can't block"
    "oh my go-a-AH AH AH AH A A A A"
    "ONLINE PLAY *clap clap clap*"
    "cheating"

  • @jordanliles
    @jordanliles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    I support wonderwaffle407 in his/her effort to dominate the world.

  • @Stoonk
    @Stoonk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "im pressing buttons" legendary

  • @MrMadness1
    @MrMadness1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Phil just literally got M.Bison'd. The salt is DELICIOUS!

    • @MrMadeMoso
      @MrMadeMoso 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      YES!
      YES!

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mr Madness For Phil, this was an earth shattering event. The day M. Bison handed his ass to him was one of both joy and salt but for me, it was Tuesday.

    • @GenGamesUniverse
      @GenGamesUniverse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You have made me a happy man!"
      "Next...I'll make you a dead one!"
      Somehow I can see DSP try to quote the Street Fighter movie!

  • @Dudevizz3
    @Dudevizz3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I had a dream that DSP got mugged by some guy. The entire time he was at the hospital he was screaming "I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING, HE SHOT ME BEFORE I COULD MOVE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"

    • @Samagachi
      @Samagachi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Aren't dreams usually unrealistic?

    • @aekaralagonisi
      @aekaralagonisi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Samaugsch Dude, DSP survived a bullet. A BULLET!!!

    • @Samagachi
      @Samagachi 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +george fair enough

    • @GabrielAKAFinn
      @GabrielAKAFinn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      George Krontiris The world wasn't lucky that day. We'll just try again later.

    • @sagatisbeast
      @sagatisbeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆 🤣

  • @loaf6700
    @loaf6700 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Why is he using the excuse of "I'm not doing anything and I'm getting hit"? Is his ego that fucking precious that he thinks the game should autoplay for him?

    • @jr5687
      @jr5687 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's how he plays every game, he plays games so perfectly that nothing he does can possibly be wrong, so it must be the work those crafty game developers or game bugs or cheaters or online lag or controls or his controller or someone calling him on the phone or noise outside or THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD DO!

    • @loaf6700
      @loaf6700 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How could I have been so blind...THE WORLD IS CLEARLY OUT TO GET THE BEST OVERALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD

    • @jr5687
      @jr5687 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Philip Turner Thank god we found dsp then I heard he once won a Nintendo event and is a Pro at Street Fighter just check this vid!

    • @SefirothPH
      @SefirothPH 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's even funnier that the screen repeatedly says *Counter Hit* when he's saying "DIDN'T PRESS ANYTHING OMG"

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he means he isn't attacking or moving so he should auto block? I'll be honest I haven't played a Street Fighter game in eons so I don't know if it's push to block or not. That's the most generous interpretation I could give him. Still cried tears laughing cause the phrasing made him sound so stupid though.

  • @MellowGaming
    @MellowGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Man, I never tire of watching him get owned. Fecking pleb.

    • @Savior20061
      @Savior20061 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sometimes I get a whole mess of candy, and watch him fuck up for a full 24 hours.

  • @AdvanceSockem
    @AdvanceSockem 9 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    So kicking DSP's ass online is cheating?

    • @garrickkthegreat1705
      @garrickkthegreat1705 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +Ted Hartrup If anyone beats DSP at anything they are obviously cheating... didn't you hear him say he was pressing buttons? so CLEARLY the other guy hacked his game so he couldn't do anything. I mean... there is no other explanation!

    • @I.S.N.O.B.
      @I.S.N.O.B. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's the definition of a sore loser.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Programmed enemies in any game 'cheat' according to Phil. It doesn't have to be a human on the other end. Thats how pathetic he is. A.I. Kicks this tools ass and its 'cheating' sometimes . Offline or online- doesn't matter.

  • @NoTimeNoEffort
    @NoTimeNoEffort 8 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I can't believe the level of cheating I'm watching here, it's insane, you timed your moves right, grabbed him while he was standing still, you even charged your focus while he was stunned and he was PUSHING BUTTONS! I don't know how you can live with yourself. Shameful.

    • @kingofdeath1177
      @kingofdeath1177 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scrapjack are you fucking stupid? DSP is the worst player ever, my 5 year old sister could kick his ass with one hand.

    • @NoTimeNoEffort
      @NoTimeNoEffort 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Au contraire, I think this video proves once and for all that DSP is really good and everyone else is a cheater. He was PUSHING BUTTONS for god's sake.

    • @user-rv2cz4uj2h
      @user-rv2cz4uj2h 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Kingofdeath117 somebody doesn't understand sarcasm

    • @100billionsubscriberswithn4
      @100billionsubscriberswithn4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kingofdeath1177 wooooosh

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kingofdeath117
      Very big woosh

  • @wottermelon
    @wottermelon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    From completely smug to man-baby in less than 2 minutes. You're an artist.

  • @AshleyNightt
    @AshleyNightt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "he is terrible" "Hold on my cat was playing"

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      'He is terrible'
      "Alright then. I'll play seriously."
      *proceeds to double perfect*

  • @cameronhirtle7316
    @cameronhirtle7316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    He didn't cheat he fucking lured you in to a false sense of control and then trolled you hard. Lol

  • @jkdman2007
    @jkdman2007 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    He has the same excuse till today in sf6. He has never changed at all.

  • @bplup6419
    @bplup6419 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Only the shitty may apply."
    Indeed.

  • @DJSummers00
    @DJSummers00 10 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    0:48 DSP:Online play only the Shitty may Apply. (Few Minutes Later)
    1:50 DSP:This is online play!
    Me:Yep Where Only Shitty may apply...

    • @TTigrex
      @TTigrex 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The irony is too strong on this one lol

  • @BigKingKiwi
    @BigKingKiwi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "He didn't land one legit hit on me" sure pal sure, good job waffle :)

    • @heyyyyyynow
      @heyyyyyynow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +mainkilla That person is 30? Christ.

  • @-TPLT
    @-TPLT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I remember when I just started learning how to play this game, I played through Arcade mode with both Ryu and Dudley. When I couldn't beat the Seth fight, I remember getting so frustrated to the point where I thought that I was the worst player in the world, or Seth was spamming grabs.
    ...
    Then I saw DSP play. I beat Seth shortly after.
    (Sorry for wasting your time, I'll just go now...)

    • @andrewrogers7404
      @andrewrogers7404 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tiwaking Tiwaking Damn straight.

    • @Savior20061
      @Savior20061 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Doug Stakk (ThePizzaLovingTurtle) That was inspirational.

    • @doggy130fam
      @doggy130fam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this story was better then the video

  • @PrimeTF
    @PrimeTF 10 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Wonderwaffles was going easy the first round.

    • @ThatWigglyGuy
      @ThatWigglyGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He just needed to download a scrub, thats all

    • @GenGamesUniverse
      @GenGamesUniverse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He was sandbagging him/throwing the first round so that he could out-school Phil.

    • @Zellio2011
      @Zellio2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GenGamesUniverse He was preparing some wonder waffles on round 1

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a trap

  • @indumatipngtuber2790
    @indumatipngtuber2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    DSP is so full of himself. If he's winning, he has a smug sense of superiority, but as soon as he loses, it must be because the opponent cheated, because he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.

  • @jarrodreaves243
    @jarrodreaves243 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Bro14 years later it still sweet too see

  • @Komnen0s
    @Komnen0s 10 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I want to see DSP challenge Daigo/Woolie to a Street Fighter II match and get his ass kicked.

    • @IsaacG97
      @IsaacG97 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It'd be even more amazing if it was a local match.
      "OH MY GAD HE'S ONLY USING LOCAL COMBOS HE SUCKS"

    • @euclidismybro1451
      @euclidismybro1451 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "I pressed the button. Do you hear my pressing the button?"

    • @MrBlackjack998
      @MrBlackjack998 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Personally, I'd like to see him get taken down by Maximilian Dood.

    • @oz_garcia
      @oz_garcia 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patrick Wilson i would love dood cream his shit

    • @ChenSaboriNyan
      @ChenSaboriNyan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      DSP "Look at this scrub using high tech combos!!!"
      Woolie "That's right, get salty man, get mad salty. Feel the pain of a thousands suns as i give you your rightfully earned butt fucking"

  • @itypethetruthnobshere8975
    @itypethetruthnobshere8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dsp still remembers this day.... was mentioned during his 1-08-20 pubg stream

    • @KonaSquid
      @KonaSquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      big ups x3

    • @yueladrian8814
      @yueladrian8814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came here too just to see the video he mention... this video is absolutely "GOLD" ;)

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Major blow to his ego. He will never forget this, will haunt his thoughts lol

  • @NormanMatchem
    @NormanMatchem 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Beats the enemy: Haha he's so shitty, unbelievable!
    Gets beat by the enemy: Haha he's so shitty, unbelievable!
    Phil's motto for the last 5 years: Everyone is shitty except for me, no exceptions.

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NormanMatchem Remember that Phil is DEFINITELY on of the TOP players in the US for ANYTHING! No argument!

    • @NormanMatchem
      @NormanMatchem 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cao Cao Anyone who dares argue with that are just trolls obviously.

  • @atraSaber
    @atraSaber 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I did nothing and still got hit!"
    No shit Sherlock that will happen when you do nothing.

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Imagine Phil in a real fight...
      Phil: *Gets punched* What the fuck, I did nothing and I got hit

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tiwaking Tiwaking He was blocking that, how the hell did he get it?

  • @topazshot88
    @topazshot88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Only the shitty may apply", eh?
    I bet his chat was exploding with mocking him for that line after you double perfected him.

  • @NekoDavid
    @NekoDavid ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Street Fighter 6 comes out in 2 days.
    I will bet you a thousand fucking dollars that DSP has no better excuses for why he sucks at the game

  • @hitagisenjougahara3515
    @hitagisenjougahara3515 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I loved how onlyafro used the "I did absolutely nothing half that time and still got hit" in his smelter video.

    • @NoLifeBrine
      @NoLifeBrine 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hitagi Senjougahara Onlyafro?

    • @TheSilvantor
      @TheSilvantor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FunnY A Dark Souls youtuber.

    • @NoLifeBrine
      @NoLifeBrine 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheSilvantor I heard of him before.

    • @FOOLK1LLAH
      @FOOLK1LLAH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hitagi Senjougahara He also used his "instant death" and "nothing I could do" quote in his Bullying video.

    • @LiteralBacon
      @LiteralBacon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How could he do that to his fans?
      No one deserves the torture of finding out about DSP's existence.

  • @jr5687
    @jr5687 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I try to do nothing, he does stuff....UNBELIEVABLE!" I know right? That Bison must be fucking bugged with attacking mechanics or something.

  • @MariaIsabellaZNN
    @MariaIsabellaZNN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The best jobbing I have ever seen, in round 1.. :)
    It was probably very hard to lose.

  • @CyberAngelYukikaze
    @CyberAngelYukikaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fast forward to today, DSP now spends money on a pay to win mobile game and tries to hide it from the internet in shame.

  • @TacticalTop
    @TacticalTop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He only acts this way because he plays in tournaments. He thinks he's above the 'laggy internet' matches invincible and he can't lose because of whatever excuse.

    • @Zalman1337
      @Zalman1337 10 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He used to play in tournaments. He was never taken seriously there either.

    • @outsidercain3038
      @outsidercain3038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .. he showed up in a low class tournament on a shitty ps1 port with frame drops nobody wanted to play on.
      Like just 5 guys participated and he was the 4th one.

  • @danielyoungblood3931
    @danielyoungblood3931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This video perfectly summarizes DSP and his relationship with Street Fighter. He acts like a tool when he wins, and when he looses he acts like it's the games fault. Embarrassing.

  • @Teratoma..
    @Teratoma.. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Salty rain

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    14 years later and we're still hearing the same shit from Phil in SF6 and Tekken 8

  • @paradiddledoo6854
    @paradiddledoo6854 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That fucking salt spewage at the end of the video is priceless.

  • @blz267
    @blz267 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    DSP 1sy round: he's awful i like it
    DSP 2nd and 3rd round: he's cheating
    😆

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Online play, only the shitty may apply. Oh how right you were Phil, just not in the way you meant.

  • @Ozku9
    @Ozku9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I bet waffle was like ''Oh shit, I got hit. Well, I guess I let him win this round so I can claim my double perfect.''

  • @D0ntTaseM3Br0
    @D0ntTaseM3Br0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    And this is why Low Tier God is the Black DSP.

  • @Chapterhouse86
    @Chapterhouse86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Online play, only the shitty may apply! Augh Augh Augh Augh!"
    *gets double perfect stomped*
    ONLINE LAHHG!

  • @SQUIZZLER24
    @SQUIZZLER24 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Online gameplay... Only the shitty may apply."
    Then, that turnaround.
    You can almost hear DSP's ego screaming in pain inside of him.

  • @JoeyCentral
    @JoeyCentral 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Did he outplay me? No!"

  • @smartboy201
    @smartboy201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the earliest and most memorable moments.

  • @KrinkelsNG
    @KrinkelsNG 11 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Subscribed just because of this.

  • @nilesknives6484
    @nilesknives6484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    After 10 years, this is still the perfect example of what happens when talking shit Goes Wrong.

  • @YesterdaysLastSizzle
    @YesterdaysLastSizzle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    DSP wins: "Ack ack ack ACK ACK ACK!! Ugh this dude is awful!"
    DSP loses: "The lag was terrible, I couldn't do anything. No, that didn't count."
    In DSP's mind, he either wins or technically never loses. What an ego.

  • @NatoHoro
    @NatoHoro ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Will never get old.

  • @JohnDoe-sz3lz
    @JohnDoe-sz3lz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I've never even seen someone get a triple E grade. Oh my god.

  • @Krispen_Wah
    @Krispen_Wah หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    he changed so much dood... he is happier than ever with his new life

  • @unknownsoldier6731
    @unknownsoldier6731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the greatest video ever lmao “I try to fuckin do nothing, he does stuff” what a sentence

  • @The80sWolf_
    @The80sWolf_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still legendary

  • @Usagi1992
    @Usagi1992 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    1:18 - "He didn't get one legitimate hit in!"
    ...Phil...grow the fuck up and just admit you lost fair and square. (Like that will ever happen :P)

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly.

    • @Vinnce12
      @Vinnce12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I wish I could favorite your comment XD

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vinnce12
      Well the, why don't you? :P

    • @thesaltyspittoon6867
      @thesaltyspittoon6867 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn't his fault he was experiencing bugged mechanics

  • @andyclaw2785
    @andyclaw2785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    DSP: He's horrible
    Also him: Couldn't get a perfect first round

  • @LarryIbbetsonIII
    @LarryIbbetsonIII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Reported. Rape videos aren't allowed on TH-cam.

  • @MrFallout3man
    @MrFallout3man 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "online where only the shitty may apply" Oh Phillip you so funny

  • @daemonvector46
    @daemonvector46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    DSP talked about this in a video called ''PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds "Chill Stream" Jan. 8, 2020 pt2'',go to the 23 minute mark.

  • @snakepiissken5889
    @snakepiissken5889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    i try to do nothing, he does stuff

    • @TimDisturbed
      @TimDisturbed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was a great line by him.

  • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
    @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ''I'm not doing anything!''
    A sentence to describe Phil's life

  • @speabody
    @speabody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of the most satisfying and easiest hustles in history.
    "Only the shitty may apply"-- you're goddamn right.

  • @doublebogey6273
    @doublebogey6273 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    lol DSP never changes. Glad I found this old gem

  • @Qwark909
    @Qwark909 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lures em in with a false sense of security and just dominates. God I love it

  • @ikasando
    @ikasando 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Two years past, same damn excuses. I love how he gets wrecked and calls YOU out for being a scrub. Oh, and it was his fan’s fault for making him play.... this dood is something else. Good vid.

  • @Muggy1997
    @Muggy1997 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Its called karma for talking shit about the wonderful wonderwaffle on that first round lol

  • @malleus1881
    @malleus1881 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He goes from gloating when hes winning to blaming the game when he loses. Mark of a scrub.

  • @ragnarock0100
    @ragnarock0100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "online play, only the shitty may apply"
    "THIS GUY ONLY WON BECAUSE HE'S CHEATING"
    DSP: Saltier than the Red Sea

  • @BaconMaken
    @BaconMaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Phil recently talked about this. He left out the part that he was making fun of the dude during the first round.

  • @UltimateShadow10
    @UltimateShadow10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love coming back to this from time to time. He still plays SF using the same bullshit excuses. Phil will be on his deathbed thinking only about SF and how there was nothing he could do.

  • @brk1988
    @brk1988 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    mmm so tasty. dsp's tears are so delicious.

  • @HalozillaEX
    @HalozillaEX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video never gets old. If I ever have a bad day, I just need to remember "at least im not dsp."

  • @ArchangelSteve
    @ArchangelSteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I used to love this just because, well, it's a double perfect against DSP, but now I love it even more because on his DTRH restream he claims you switched the time to thirty seconds and used Ken so you could just spam his uppercut as well as using a lag switch, and he claims all this while he's paused on the Bison victory quote. Fucking amazing.

  • @hemingplay7551
    @hemingplay7551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm not doing anything, I'm just getting hit."
    Nice strategy there, Phillip.

  • @servebotfrank4082
    @servebotfrank4082 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You would think someone who played professionally would know that you can't air block in Street Fighter.

  • @latinoheat612
    @latinoheat612 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13 years ago i had a good laugh, today 13 years after and still got a good laugh lol.
    This shit will never get old, but we will 😂

  • @yabukiman4273
    @yabukiman4273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The first round only makes the double perfect even better. As M. Bison would say, this is DELICIOUS!

  • @MaxxCoyote
    @MaxxCoyote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know Waffle, its been years, and I don't know that you'll ever see this but...
    Well, again, it has been YEARS, and Phil is still salty as fuck about this.

  • @akuma6910
    @akuma6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dsp is still butthurt over this. He mentioned it recently lol

  • @fzndn-xvii
    @fzndn-xvii ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's baffling that his excuses are pretty much the same after all these years.

  • @RaxuRangerkingsChannel
    @RaxuRangerkingsChannel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A 'former pro fighting game player' has never heard of sandbagging? Ok.

  • @strayfies
    @strayfies 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    DSP walks right into it. Which is all he can ever do, I guess. :')

  • @derogatoryfish9375
    @derogatoryfish9375 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I try to do nothing, he does stuff" 1:43 -DSP A true genius must defend his title.

  • @PhillipOnTakos
    @PhillipOnTakos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Online play only the shitty may apply" Proceeds to get double perfected. You just can't write this stuff.

  • @rafiqul84
    @rafiqul84 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love you wonderwuffle, this vid is now in my favourites

  • @Adultguj
    @Adultguj 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love this video. He wins? 'Haha, only shitty players play online!' He loses? 'There you have it, everyone cheats online!'

  • @superbestfriendsplay
    @superbestfriendsplay 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Whenever you think your life is in the shitter, and nothing's going to get better....just watch some DSP.

  • @MrMariopro
    @MrMariopro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    funny how the game works fine when he wins but when he looses all of a sudden the game sucks

  • @killrockstartv
    @killrockstartv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm not doing anything" (Button Mashing sound)

  • @nopenope3512
    @nopenope3512 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i cant do any moves online"