The Worst STRIP CLUBS in Australia
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what about the dave’s dinners now jordies
ayy lmao
Bruh, you just don’t stop, don’t yah....
This man has too much power.
god has spoken
Aha yes!
Worst cash converters in Australia. Deadset the funniest reviews you'll find
Yessss!
Fuck, hopefully he doesn't find the reviews about me from when I worked at one lmao
@@theohms8159 dw I'm in the same boat, I worked like four shops so pretty high odds lmao
@jdown79 I was a buys and loans manager in one of the bigger stores in VIC and people hated me, I wouldn't be surprised at this point lmao.
@@theohms8159 I'll find you in the comment section of the future video, there's like 20 reviews that I know are targetted at me 😂
The security guard that punched Shannon noll in the face at the crazy horse told me that it was the greatest moment of his life, hands down would recommend it.
Would've been great if he was singing "What about me?" during it.
Walked passed Nollsie getting done that night. Best night in a while
@@Munki It isn't fair, he just wanted his share.
Can't you see?
One of those bouncers is my ex, he said the same thing lol
The security guard just takes more than he gives
my older sister lived with a stripper for nearly 3 years and i’ve heard insane stories from said roommate. One of the girls lydia (roommate’s stripper name) worked with had a sugar who would frequently come to the club and spend thousands of dollars a night on her, their relationship never progressed past sugar daddy and sugar baby, but when he died he left her all his money and assets despite the fact that he had children. The kids took her to court but she won the case and retired from stripping.
honestly, what a queen
thats some sick shit, i hope she gave the kids some money even after all that
The kids are probably rude toward the daddy
@@nickb8357 why lmao, they must have been shit kids
Lol
what's even funnier about the Shannon Noll story is that when he was being manhandled by police apparently a bunch of people started heckling him by singing "what about me"
This IS even funnier thank you
Security at Strats and security at the crazy horse are the same people, and as they're almost directly across the road from one another it's entirely viable to get bashed by the guards at CH only for them to tell you Strats is open, and then the guards there bash you too... fun times
lmao thats kind of insane
@@Mrmeowgi123 thats just life on hindley street bruz
best heroin I had during my entire time as a smack-head was in Adelaide, love that fuckin city
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That's why you need to stick to the palace
@@pasta-and-heroin spent a year their while 18-19 best time of my fucking life , best drugs in australia
I remember wheezing myself inside out because I was strong-armed into going to a strip club in Newcastle for a friend's bucks party - and the guy next to me sat up awkwardly when one of the girls came out, and under his breath said "That's my sister's best friend."
They were all Seventh-Day Adventists. I almost fucking perished with laughter afterwards.
At my bucks party we went to a handful of Sydney strip clubs but the most memorable was the Incredible Love Machine. Not because it was any good but it gave us a good story. When we arrived we noticed that the club itself was dank and that the floor was so sticky that our shows stuck to it like glue. Looking on stage my mate saw his girlfriend stripping. Top marks for that, we all saw the goods and they had a long chat outside after she finished her dance. The next stripper was awful and she was walking around offering $10 lap dances to the audience and straddled one bloke whose chair collapsed onto the mank floor. A few mins after my mate returned from his deep and meaningful with his girlfriend we stayed for few minutes while watching a stripper with some awful surgery scars. Another friend who had ordered a drink with a $50 and got no change was starting to get angry with the bar staff and before we got our heads stomped we decided it was time to leave. Right on queue as we walked out a drug raid was commencing on the premises and the police sniffer dogs had to give us the once over before we could leave. When we got outside to see the door man was running down the street, we assumed he had outstanding warrants. 1/10 for the club, 10/10 for the lifelong memory.
I remember a bloke calling me a fag from a speeding commodore too, didn't know this was a universal Adelaide experience.
Ah, yes. A trip down memory lane. Now, WHEN ARE THE LOCKDOWNS ENDING, PREMIER???
hi gladys
big fan
@Insert Name Here nah, busy hunting Koala's with a flamethrower while drinking a coffe with no mask more than 5km from her house / work.
Sometimes they will just throw shit at you, so there's some variety.
My theory is the Commodore Ute guys are actually hoping to get a "yeah, sweetie" in response, so they can pull over for a good time...
my older sister tried stripping but that career choice abruptly came to an end when she quit the first night after only making $20
Yeah, it's not like hustlers..
When i worked at mens gallery know a girl who made $15 in 6 hours
You just go into support her with your pocket money did ya champ?
@@oliverwilkins3 gotta keep the cash in the family
@@oliverwilkins3 no, i was the announcer
Can’t wait to see tylerchr here later
tyler mate you mind leaving a comment here so i can read ur shit later
the king will return
🌮. 👈😋👍 Enjoy your taco
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@@tylechr1838 👑
"You don't need a stripper, you need Lifeline" I haven't stopped laughing since, and this is why I'm subbed
That was the best, followed by "you've got boobs?!" 😅
My bet is the guy that stayed after finding out his niece was a stripper was so his friends wouldn't ask for a lap dance.
and he did that by hogging her all to himself for the entire night.
I'm assuming it was you
I heard from a mate that his friends had to drag him out, all while he was screaming "just one more dance!"
I live in Atlanta, our tourism website lists strip clubs as one of our major attractions.
my condolences
Well, when those borders open up, yours truly is getting himself a Delta flight to Atlanta 😛😛😛🤣🤣🤣
Given the quality of your Politicians and the local opioid stats, your strip clubs must be truly frightening !
Some of the best food I ever had in the US was at the Blue Flame Lounge in Atlanta.
Great spot.
@@edwardfletcher7790 Atlantic City and Baltimore are pretty dicey.
A little insight into that $10 glass of water - I used to work as a bartender in a strip club in Adelaide a few years ago while I was at uni. Stripper's would order a "special" drink with their stage name, so a "Candy special" or a "Ruby special", or whatever their stage name was, and we'd just basically make a random pretty looking cocktail with fruit juice or soda, garnishes etc and use a shot of "vodka" (water in a Smirnoff bottle) and charge the guys $10. One of the owners claimed it was so that the girls could appear to drink and be social with the gents without getting too drunk and hurting themselves onstage, or getting too messy. This strip club also tried too introduce a new uniform for bar staff which was a really slutty super tight low cut dress (they'd only hire girls as bartenders), and threatened to fire those who refused, so not surprising that they did dodgy shit. Needless to say I left pretty soon after that.
The state of Australia: secret police kidnap the producer of a show that covers strip club reviews, on the order of the states deputy premier.
Government's in the pocket of Big Strip!
shows how much of a sook bruz is. he is easily offended by someone who makes strip club reviews review
Woooooooow you guys are oblivious aren't you? He even clickbaited y'all with the 'Friendlyjordies' has been arrested grift..... dummies
@@EatMyShortsAU pot plants? That's horrible! How dare they!
@@EatMyShortsAU if you're not hugely concerned about a politician utilising a form of secret police to silence his critics then I just don't know what to say
I used to work with Shannon Noll's son and even his son would use the 'My dad is Shannon Noll' line
20+ years back I saw Sam Newman in a road rage around the Yarra Boulevard (no top yellow sports car) He was screaming, 'Do you know who I am?' over and over again and bright red in the face.
My favourite Google review of all time is this 5-stars for the brothel Lorraine Starr in Geelong:
"Great venue. Unfortunately whilst my family was waiting in the hall for me to finish my appointment they were exposed to some extremely lethal gasses and required hospitalisation. This is unacceptable. In future please supply appropriate breathing apparatuses for my family to use.
"
I bring my family to brothels all the time.
Oh man I am so happy Strats was number 1, on my 18th birthday I went there, had a stripper come up to me asking for money for a private dance, gave her $20, she took it and never saw her again. After that a guy took me into the male toilets and proceeded to hold my hands while praying to God to forgive me for the sins of being present in a strip club...overall good experience, 6.5/10.
"proceeded to hold my hands while praying to God to forgive me for the sins of being present in a strip club" what the fuck was HE doing there then, goddamn righteous hypocrite
Dude I have heard absolutely nothing except *FUCKED* stories about Strats. I'm surprised it's still running but let's be honest it's the closest thing Adelaide will ever have to a tourist attraction
*My personal record:*
I was refused entry to kittens (Melbourne) while I was dressed fine and completely sober
That experience was like a thunderous slap to the face telling me "do better!"
I haven't even been to any clubs or bars since.
Now I'm a mechanical engineer.
Thanks kittens
Mate from the working girls I’ve spoken to you get hep c from touching any surface inside the building, kittens really did you a favour by sending you home
Kittens is my favourite, and I'm a sex worker 😅😅
@@123funwithfire good to hear someone’s had a good experience, wishing you the best
@@123funwithfire Wait, wait... butthole girl!? Is that you?
Amrit they rejected you like they reject successful people from the police academy and military.
I expected half the video to be about Adelaide strip clubs and wasn’t disappointed
Strats is something else. It really is just straight up fucking *W R O N G*
Went there for my friends birthday (a straight female mind you) and I am in fact a gay man, so I had the pleasure of seeing the place for EXACTLY what it was, and oh boy was it something....
-The girls were crying as they took their clothes off.
-Depressed old guys at the bar spending thousands on drinks, not even looking at the girls anymore.
-Security grabbed a guy by the collar, and dragged him to the bar and FORCED him to buy drinks.
-There was a concerning amount of lighting, the place is way too well lit.
-The music was weirdly low, so you get the incredible experience of watching women strip to the sounds of yelling, bangs, and burnouts of Hindley Street.
-It's Adelaide, so all the girls look concerningly familiar.
-There was a bar tender laying on the bar.
-Another friend bought the birthday girl a lap dance raffle ticket, and she won it because she was the only one who got a ticket.
The whole experience was just insanity, and I cherish that night. Just wow. 5 stars!
Fr fr I'm almost proud to be from the same state as quite possibly the most fucked strip clubs in the country
cringe
My brother told me that while in Bali (Because of course) him and his brother in law went to see the strippers, where one of the girls did the ol' ping pong trick.... My brother is deaf, so watching this man describe, with his hands the process made my night.
😭
15 months from now: Worst Backpackers Hostels in Australia
Why does is say you posted this one month ago, what is youtube up to
@@bloodsausage6635 Some videos like this one are released early to Patreon members
Yes, this is a god tier one.
Lyclear & ascabol minis in the toiletries supplied
Oh yeah, finally covering something important again. Thanks Jordies.
How is your comment a month old??!
@@DipseyDex Patreon
If you haven't been punched by a stripper in strats you haven't been to Adelaide
Aaah strats - where the strippers are multi-talented; they're dancers and junkies
My mate got kicked out of a stripclub after he was brought a lapdance for his birthday. He had no money but he wanted to tip the nice lady. All he had was 5 bucks in gold coins so he put that down for her. The bouncer said "dont disrespect the girls like that" and tossed him out so quick lol
Woah there can't a 1700s pirate buy a lass with some doubloons these days? Institutionalized bigotry
did they at least give him his $5 back?
...Is that worse than NOT giving her any money at all?
@@EmmersonSprocket yes.
@@biancat7761 Ok, gold digger!
"buy a drink for stripper" water for $10. Thats what they do, the stripper gets the tip and the water is just a placeholder for a drink
not always it’s usually alcohol
2:27 An important correction:
He is a *simp* boi 3000, not a cuck boi 3000. A cuck boi implies that he still has a girlfriend.
I walked out of toilet, at the crazy horse, and got king hit in the back of the head by a random patron. Then I got kicked out for "starting a fight", 4.5 stars out of 5.
epic story man!
I've frequented Strats a few times. I saw a guy get thrown down 16 stairs at once. Like a cartoon. Rolling rolling rolling. They are a great establishment. True Blue
I worked as an Escort for 8 years. People used to be like "why don't you do stripping?" Well because I would feel like crawling under a table in a foetal position with all those men around. Escorting is one-on-one.. More than one male = completely different vibe and probably trouble. I went to Kittens one night as a patron and the girls were so happy to have just one female im the audience.
Because drunk guys together are just that.. but 1 on 1 they can be the gentleman?
Well said hun, I'm an escort too. 90% of the guys are great and its so much better than dispaying yourself for a whole bunch to see. I love the fun of an intimate time with a client and they love it too. I've been alone AND with clients to strip clubs and spent time with many of the girls, so many were too young, drug fucked and immature it's heartbreaking. There is NOTHING wrong with adult industry work if you are mature enough to cope with what come with it. I'd NEVER strip tho. but hey, everyone is different, no one is 100% right or wrong.
Be well x
What's next? Worst public libraries? Worst Bunnings?
Worst bunnings snags
Worst pub in Australia, because all we really care about is somewhere to get pissed
fjordies push covid govt narrative
Legends say that tylechr is still review bombing to this day.
haha
@@tylechr1838 the legend himself
do the worst train stations in australia
@@sethmadlad5573 the chosen one
i honestly admire the bravery of the guy who got his balls crushed. He is a far braver man than many
Well, he’s not a “man” anymore
So this came out two days before had a messy breakup with my ex (who was a stripper at Crazy Horse). After the breakup I checked youtube and this was here waiting for me like a gift from the god I'll never believe in. Honestly uplifted my mood so much you wouldn't believe.
Came back to watch it again tonight because of how much I appreciated it, so sincerely thank you jordies!
Everyone knows the worst police station in Australia is also going to be in Adelaide.
And everyone also knows it's in Elizabeth.
Going to a strip club is like staring in a butcher shop window when you're hungry.
I think a bakery is a better analogy, who would get hungry at the sight/smell of raw meat?
Craziest was when I worked at Love and Rockets. One stripper smashed her knee caps open after falling from the pole and one night Bam Mageras crew tore the place apart.
What exactly do you mean by ‘tore the place apart’?
How much damage did they do?
Why pay thousands to go to a strip club when you could demolish yourself with a bad dragon in the comfort of your own home
Bad dragon?
TRUE
set up a camera and make a couple bucks
So much SA pride when Strats showed up on the list. The thing about Strats is that about 4-5 years ago they were one of the only places on Hindley with no Saturday door charge and was right around the corner from the lion arts factory (local music venue). They also had four immaculate pool tables that no one ever played on (cause it's a strip club) that cost around $1 a game (standard was $2-4 per game at the time). Long story short a few mates and I used to play pool at Strats between bands to the point where we formed a semi-friendship with the strippers who'd kinda hang around between dances when it was quiet.
I went to Strats a couple weeks before we went into lockdown again. Was there with a mate and his lesbian coworkers (it was their idea). My mate got glassed by a bikey on accident. We got free drinks, and then we got KFC and went home.
This is something the left and right can agree on
@@goro1160 doubt it
The lefty righty paradigm that used to divide us
Worst cop shop in Australia: Nunawading.
They have this staircase, about 30 steps in total that turn back on themselves after 15. Both sections are nice and wide so when you "accidentally loose you footing" on the top step while in cuffs it was like playing bumper bowling where you'd f'ck yourself up but would never actually die.
Fun times.
My depression is gone now, I thought i was sad and lonely but I don't think I've ever been as sad as Spencer PLD
I've only been to one strip club before - Crazy Horse in the late 1970's. One of the dancers turned out to be my co-worker at a hospital, she was trying to earn extra money for a holiday. Very embarrassing day at work on Monday! Twas an awful place.
Melbourne Clubs - Full Contact Wrestling
Brisbane Clubs - Touch football
Sydney - Bird Watching from a safe safe distance.
@Ms Bliss thats something i didnt know
Worst train station was Kings Cross, from an ex employees point of view. Worst public toilets are the eco toilets along the Pacific highway In Northern NSW. Not sure about strip clubs, they have always been a dirty and dingy establishments.
As a man who has spent time stimulating the strip club industry’s economy by providing them business as a loyal customer, I can back up what Jordies is saying.
When stripclubs are rated higher than John barilaro
Who wants to see a greasy scrote?
I was hoping to see some of the clubs I worked at, but then I realised that they were actually good clubs. Glad I never worked in Adelaide.
i am now going to go in every stip club in Sydney in the hopes that I will find mislav being a stripper!
5:52 I love how much more disappointed Jordan gets with each consecutive comment
I saw a guy in a strip club in Brisbane , holding two big drinks in each hand ,projectile vomit at the wall and then turn around to face questions from staff while he had puke on his lips, chin, and whole shirt front.
He swore it wasn’t him.
He could not do anything with his hands except sport two huge drinks.
It’s funny how we can go through graphic detail about strip club adventures, but can’t hear the swear words 🤔
The ball crushing stoy honestly makes me wanna cry. But three stars seems fair 5 stars even, I mean at the end of the day she did her job.
Jordie's video exist for 1 minutes
me: drops everything
Years ago a bloke died at a melbourne strip club. Every male in my school year rang a particular member of that year to make sure it wasnt him. Ps almost as funny as you doing bruz impressions.
I can't believe Nutaku backed out of the sponsorship
That's flat out the only site I could think of in this case lmao
There's a byob strip club a few miles away from where I work, and the town was trying to shut it down and in response the "dancers" went out into the street and started dancing on the light poles. The girls won and were told they could keep dancing just do it inside, the local priest did not like this outcome, so he decided to burn the place down. The fire was put out, and they never fixed the damage, it is still open.
This is the peak of Friendlyjordies content, can't convince me otherwise
Great video mate, you and your dedicated team are a hilarious, genius bunch. Just been loving the videos and because I’m stuck overseas in a lockdown since last March, your vids have been keeping me chuckling and reminding me of Australian humour during this miserable time. This is certified good for mental health and I hope you get a Netflix special soon because more people need to see this.
Ps we did a law revue together a while back and now I’m a huge fan.
as a man from adelaide. this list does not suprise me at all
Do the worst servos in Australia
Good old strats, stick around till the early hours of the morning to see the actual quality they provide😆
Ikr junkie strippers, real classy place
@@whathappenedtoearth6495 all strippers are junkies love, some are at the ass end of it and it's obvious, some aren't there yet and can fool you. Kinda.
Next Murdoch article ‘TH-cam “personality” FriendlyJordies flashes audience, Google allows it’
At my mates 18th back in 2009 a bunch of us went to strats and witnessed a rival bikie fight. One of the guys was legit 7 footer. Have been back since then.
now do australia’s worst brothels ft. Isaac butterfield
Lmao after lockdown yes please
Ive been suggesting this for so long I’m chuffed they have finally decided to take a gander
When this popped up in my feed I was like, "I wonder if he'll mention strats. Nah he's from Sydney, he'll just talk about Sydney. Maybe Melbourne strip clubs." Half of video proceeds to be about Adelaide. -_-
My mate had clamadia whipped on his fresh mint slacks at stratz while getting a lap dance. He walked out to see us with a massive snail trail on his pants
fresh mint slacks at strats
Told my BF before watching this that he was wrong thinking Strats or the Crazy Horse would make the list because it would all be eastern states. Whoop.
Sometimes the worst strip clubs are actually the best. Aww yess
I agree here 100%.
uhh gross
@@charlesthehandsomeandbrave2956 No, trust me. It's fuckin awesome.
- An internet Man
Ah yes nothing like a night out at a 1 star reviewed dive bar ... Tony's (AKA Strippers Graveyard) Fortitude Valley 😍🤩🤑 those memorable nights, those cheap drinks 🍺
Gotta love that bloke. Even tho I have read almost all of the comments Jordan reading here back then, still love the humor and listening to them.
Says "there's no ads on this one" then immediately plays a UniSA ad.
The Oxford Tavern was a good strip club,now it's a hipster infested hangout-in other words...no more strip club😩
Was reminded of the tavern when the bistro comment came up. Used to go in and play pool in the afternoons sometimes, and there was regularly an entire Chinese family came in purely to have dinner and occasionally applaud the day strippers. It was quite the place
Strippers often have deals with bar staff. That if a guy buys her a drink she'll be given water, and then she will receive the price of the drink in cash at the end of the night. That's business baybee
Why dont they order a water but really pour vodka that way your saving money saying its water and getting tipsy for free a WIN WIN
Do the worst police stations in Australia. There are some _serious_ goldies out there.
EDIT: Now that I've watched to the end, never mind. Hey, at least someone agrees with me.
“What other institute in the world is that ok?”
Church of Scientology
Northies Hotel
A conversation overheard from a green army volunteer many years ago went as follows: "Me mates took me to a mad brothel on the weekend. They give ya a free pie and a can of coke, but I forgot me coke and when I went back to get it they wouldn't let me back in."
Almost missed Mislav at the end .... Mislav ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The funniest comment has to be the guy getting his balls crushed. Why would anyone think that would feel good.
He could have just sat on them to test the waters. Then if he liked it he could have paid the money.
@@ausgoldman9442 he doesn't sound like a thinking man.
I knew that strats and the crazy horse would be on there 😂 and I also secretly hoped that Shannon Noll would've been mentioned 😂
"so very very wrong" - said in such a high pitch, it sounded like someone had actually just stepped on your balls . . . 🤣
My apprenticeship mate was far more socially aware than I was, so he introduced me to a strip club in, you guessed it, Adelaide.
I've forgotten the details of why, but the "food" was only a gesture to cover some legal requirements.
Anyway, I had a great time, the strippers were all pretty, they danced seductively with class while wearing very modest bikini bottoms & pasties.
Forget all that, I'm an SA Boomer hanging onto my long-term memory at every opportunity. 😉
I enjoy ending very much. Mislav hip movement mesmerising. Bang Bang.
Worst fish and chip shop in Australia 👍
My friend got the clap at Strats from a "lapdance" with a little extra , also they serve food there
I swear to god if the men's gallery in Hobart isn't here I'll be so disappointed. It smells so bad I can smell it from my car when I drive past it.
Went to Strats as a fresh 18 year old, group of mates walked in together. Within 5 minutes I was threatened to have my teeth kicked in by security for being on my phone, that one I can excuse. We eventually had a girl dance for our table and she was doing her thing before she came around to me, she then proceeded to take my glasses off my face and put them where the sun don’t shine and ushered for me to take them from her. I take a quick glance to my left to see the same security guards providing me with the most intimidating death stare I have ever received before I looked back at the dancer and gave her a questioning shrug before deciding how I was going to wash my glasses after I retrieved them. I had barely had anything to drink at this point but without my glasses I may was well be paralytic so this was by far the most unsexiest situation I have ever been in.
Anyway I reluctantly retrieved my glasses from her lady parts accompanied by my jeering mates before finding my way to the bathroom to clean them off.
5/10 haven’t been back
Thats preety funny
I guess you could say those glasses now have sex ray vision
Not a cop shop but relating to cops. In the Wimmera some of my dads mates tour down a house because there sister owned half of the house, and they didn’t want her to get the money, mostly because the sister “allegedly” poisoned there mother to get the house, more of a country towns story but it still pretty good. 8/10
That was on the news I think
Getting kicked out of prison or mental hospital seems like it’s be acceptable
Makes me feel emotions of some kind that you're not letting Porkbarrellaro ruin your attitude to life.
2:23 - "Spearmint Rhino" - That "gentleman's club" placed a mobile billboard in the middle of Melbourne's Monash Freeway one fine morning back in the early 2000's. It was gone by lunchtime... because for some unknown reason there was a higher than usual number of car accidents that day!
I used to have a lot of respect for strippers. Then I married one. Now I'm on the fence.
How did I just know Spearmint Rhino would be getting a mention.
Sefton pub must be on this list
The name alone speaks volumes.
Speed street sefton
Yep. Sefton Playhouse indeed was.
@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns I looked it up, it has been seriously renovated since I went there.
Sefton is the best besides dbaz getting gunned down out the front.
I went to this one strip club in Spring Hills (near Brissy CBD) on a Friday night. Entered all alone, sat down at the bar, ordered three rum and cokes, had three girls come up to me to talk. Originally began like every other stripper, coming up to talk a couple of lines then ask for a dance, but it eventually spiraled into a full-blown conversation, with most of the club just talking (even got one of the stripper's phone number, surprisingly). Then the bartender puts on disco music and everyone starts dancing, with the girls allowing the guys to smack their arses at the bar without paying, even the female bartenders got in on the action. Now the bartenders, security guards and most of the girls know my name... security even let me in one night with a Digital ID (they don't have a Digital ID scanner), with the manager waiving the $10 entry fee. To this day, never paid for a single lap dance with only a $10 tip.
How tf did I get to this point in my life!?
You are a sad strange little man, i pity you. Farewell.
Strip clubs are the pavlovs dog of the employment industry. The price of a dance hasn't changed for 25 years but the house fees just keep going up. I was told by a mate that in 2008 the house fee for a dancer was 150 dollars. (not mentioning name of venue) Also they over staff for variety but also with 40 girls on at 150 bucks a head. That's an easy 6 grand even if you don't make any money over the bar.
Mensgal/centrefold?
Happy to be out of that industry.