The Worst STRIP CLUBS in Australia
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ก.ค. 2021
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what about the dave’s dinners now jordies
ayy lmao
Bruh, you just don’t stop, don’t yah....
This man has too much power.
god has spoken
Aha yes!
Worst cash converters in Australia. Deadset the funniest reviews you'll find
Yessss!
Fuck, hopefully he doesn't find the reviews about me from when I worked at one lmao
@@theohms8159 dw I'm in the same boat, I worked like four shops so pretty high odds lmao
@jdown79 I was a buys and loans manager in one of the bigger stores in VIC and people hated me, I wouldn't be surprised at this point lmao.
@@theohms8159 I'll find you in the comment section of the future video, there's like 20 reviews that I know are targetted at me 😂
The security guard that punched Shannon noll in the face at the crazy horse told me that it was the greatest moment of his life, hands down would recommend it.
Would've been great if he was singing "What about me?" during it.
Walked passed Nollsie getting done that night. Best night in a while
@@Munki It isn't fair, he just wanted his share.
Can't you see?
One of those bouncers is my ex, he said the same thing lol
The security guard just takes more than he gives
my older sister lived with a stripper for nearly 3 years and i’ve heard insane stories from said roommate. One of the girls lydia (roommate’s stripper name) worked with had a sugar who would frequently come to the club and spend thousands of dollars a night on her, their relationship never progressed past sugar daddy and sugar baby, but when he died he left her all his money and assets despite the fact that he had children. The kids took her to court but she won the case and retired from stripping.
honestly, what a queen
thats some sick shit, i hope she gave the kids some money even after all that
The kids are probably rude toward the daddy
@@nickb8357 why lmao, they must have been shit kids
Lol
The state of Australia: secret police kidnap the producer of a show that covers strip club reviews, on the order of the states deputy premier.
Government's in the pocket of Big Strip!
shows how much of a sook bruz is. he is easily offended by someone who makes strip club reviews review
Woooooooow you guys are oblivious aren't you? He even clickbaited y'all with the 'Friendlyjordies' has been arrested grift..... dummies
@@EatMyShortsAU pot plants? That's horrible! How dare they!
@@EatMyShortsAU if you're not hugely concerned about a politician utilising a form of secret police to silence his critics then I just don't know what to say
what's even funnier about the Shannon Noll story is that when he was being manhandled by police apparently a bunch of people started heckling him by singing "what about me"
This IS even funnier thank you
I remember a bloke calling me a fag from a speeding commodore too, didn't know this was a universal Adelaide experience.
Ah, yes. A trip down memory lane. Now, WHEN ARE THE LOCKDOWNS ENDING, PREMIER???
hi gladys
big fan
@Insert Name Here nah, busy hunting Koala's with a flamethrower while drinking a coffe with no mask more than 5km from her house / work.
You misheard he said Hag
Sometimes they will just throw shit at you, so there's some variety.
I remember wheezing myself inside out because I was strong-armed into going to a strip club in Newcastle for a friend's bucks party - and the guy next to me sat up awkwardly when one of the girls came out, and under his breath said "That's my sister's best friend."
They were all Seventh-Day Adventists. I almost fucking perished with laughter afterwards.
Can’t wait to see tylerchr here later
tyler mate you mind leaving a comment here so i can read ur shit later
the king will return
🌮. 👈😋👍 Enjoy your taco
hey buddy i’m back
@@tylechr1838 👑
Security at Strats and security at the crazy horse are the same people, and as they're almost directly across the road from one another it's entirely viable to get bashed by the guards at CH only for them to tell you Strats is open, and then the guards there bash you too... fun times
lmao thats kind of insane
@@Mrmeowgi123 thats just life on hindley street bruz
best heroin I had during my entire time as a smack-head was in Adelaide, love that fuckin city
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That's why you need to stick to the palace
@@pasta-and-heroin spent a year their while 18-19 best time of my fucking life , best drugs in australia
Oh man I am so happy Strats was number 1, on my 18th birthday I went there, had a stripper come up to me asking for money for a private dance, gave her $20, she took it and never saw her again. After that a guy took me into the male toilets and proceeded to hold my hands while praying to God to forgive me for the sins of being present in a strip club...overall good experience, 6.5/10.
"proceeded to hold my hands while praying to God to forgive me for the sins of being present in a strip club" what the fuck was HE doing there then, goddamn righteous hypocrite
Dude I have heard absolutely nothing except *FUCKED* stories about Strats. I'm surprised it's still running but let's be honest it's the closest thing Adelaide will ever have to a tourist attraction
"You don't need a stripper, you need Lifeline" I haven't stopped laughing since, and this is why I'm subbed
That was the best, followed by "you've got boobs?!" 😅
At my bucks party we went to a handful of Sydney strip clubs but the most memorable was the Incredible Love Machine. Not because it was any good but it gave us a good story. When we arrived we noticed that the club itself was dank and that the floor was so sticky that our shows stuck to it like glue. Looking on stage my mate saw his girlfriend stripping. Top marks for that, we all saw the goods and they had a long chat outside after she finished her dance. The next stripper was awful and she was walking around offering $10 lap dances to the audience and straddled one bloke whose chair collapsed onto the mank floor. A few mins after my mate returned from his deep and meaningful with his girlfriend we stayed for few minutes while watching a stripper with some awful surgery scars. Another friend who had ordered a drink with a $50 and got no change was starting to get angry with the bar staff and before we got our heads stomped we decided it was time to leave. Right on queue as we walked out a drug raid was commencing on the premises and the police sniffer dogs had to give us the once over before we could leave. When we got outside to see the door man was running down the street, we assumed he had outstanding warrants. 1/10 for the club, 10/10 for the lifelong memory.
my older sister tried stripping but that career choice abruptly came to an end when she quit the first night after only making $20
Yeah, it's not like hustlers..
When i worked at mens gallery know a girl who made $15 in 6 hours
You just go into support her with your pocket money did ya champ?
@@oliverwilkins3 gotta keep the cash in the family
@@oliverwilkins3 no, i was the announcer
My bet is the guy that stayed after finding out his niece was a stripper was so his friends wouldn't ask for a lap dance.
and he did that by hogging her all to himself for the entire night.
I'm assuming it was you
I heard from a mate that his friends had to drag him out, all while he was screaming "just one more dance!"
I used to work with Shannon Noll's son and even his son would use the 'My dad is Shannon Noll' line
20+ years back I saw Sam Newman in a road rage around the Yarra Boulevard (no top yellow sports car) He was screaming, 'Do you know who I am?' over and over again and bright red in the face.
I live in Atlanta, our tourism website lists strip clubs as one of our major attractions.
my condolences
Well, when those borders open up, yours truly is getting himself a Delta flight to Atlanta 😛😛😛🤣🤣🤣
Given the quality of your Politicians and the local opioid stats, your strip clubs must be truly frightening !
Some of the best food I ever had in the US was at the Blue Flame Lounge in Atlanta.
Great spot.
@@edwardfletcher7790 Atlantic City and Baltimore are pretty dicey.
I expected half the video to be about Adelaide strip clubs and wasn’t disappointed
A little insight into that $10 glass of water - I used to work as a bartender in a strip club in Adelaide a few years ago while I was at uni. Stripper's would order a "special" drink with their stage name, so a "Candy special" or a "Ruby special", or whatever their stage name was, and we'd just basically make a random pretty looking cocktail with fruit juice or soda, garnishes etc and use a shot of "vodka" (water in a Smirnoff bottle) and charge the guys $10. One of the owners claimed it was so that the girls could appear to drink and be social with the gents without getting too drunk and hurting themselves onstage, or getting too messy. This strip club also tried too introduce a new uniform for bar staff which was a really slutty super tight low cut dress (they'd only hire girls as bartenders), and threatened to fire those who refused, so not surprising that they did dodgy shit. Needless to say I left pretty soon after that.
If you haven't been punched by a stripper in strats you haven't been to Adelaide
Aaah strats - where the strippers are multi-talented; they're dancers and junkies
My favourite Google review of all time is this 5-stars for the brothel Lorraine Starr in Geelong:
"Great venue. Unfortunately whilst my family was waiting in the hall for me to finish my appointment they were exposed to some extremely lethal gasses and required hospitalisation. This is unacceptable. In future please supply appropriate breathing apparatuses for my family to use.
"
I bring my family to brothels all the time.
15 months from now: Worst Backpackers Hostels in Australia
Why does is say you posted this one month ago, what is youtube up to
@@bloodsausage6635 Some videos like this one are released early to Patreon members
Yes, this is a god tier one.
Lyclear & ascabol minis in the toiletries supplied
*My personal record:*
I was refused entry to kittens (Melbourne) while I was dressed fine and completely sober
That experience was like a thunderous slap to the face telling me "do better!"
I haven't even been to any clubs or bars since.
Now I'm a mechanical engineer.
Thanks kittens
Mate from the working girls I’ve spoken to you get hep c from touching any surface inside the building, kittens really did you a favour by sending you home
Kittens is my favourite, and I'm a sex worker 😅😅
@@123funwithfire good to hear someone’s had a good experience, wishing you the best
@@123funwithfire Wait, wait... butthole girl!? Is that you?
Amrit they rejected you like they reject successful people from the police academy and military.
The same Shannon Noll that did a cover of What About Me? That cover is now even more ironic
Isn't he supposed to be a mega christian?
@@bobalot2 That might be Guy Sebastion you're thinking of.
@TommyInnit 🅥 TOMMY AYYYYYYY LMAO!
Strats is something else. It really is just straight up fucking *W R O N G*
Went there for my friends birthday (a straight female mind you) and I am in fact a gay man, so I had the pleasure of seeing the place for EXACTLY what it was, and oh boy was it something....
-The girls were crying as they took their clothes off.
-Depressed old guys at the bar spending thousands on drinks, not even looking at the girls anymore.
-Security grabbed a guy by the collar, and dragged him to the bar and FORCED him to buy drinks.
-There was a concerning amount of lighting, the place is way too well lit.
-The music was weirdly low, so you get the incredible experience of watching women strip to the sounds of yelling, bangs, and burnouts of Hindley Street.
-It's Adelaide, so all the girls look concerningly familiar.
-There was a bar tender laying on the bar.
-Another friend bought the birthday girl a lap dance raffle ticket, and she won it because she was the only one who got a ticket.
The whole experience was just insanity, and I cherish that night. Just wow. 5 stars!
Fr fr I'm almost proud to be from the same state as quite possibly the most fucked strip clubs in the country
cringe
My brother told me that while in Bali (Because of course) him and his brother in law went to see the strippers, where one of the girls did the ol' ping pong trick.... My brother is deaf, so watching this man describe, with his hands the process made my night.
😭
Oh yeah, finally covering something important again. Thanks Jordies.
How is your comment a month old??!
@@DipseyDex Patreon
Lol my sister in law was on a flight to Adelaide years ago when Shannon Noll sat a couple rows ahead of her and he was pulling the 'do you know who i am' line to a flight attendant. I can't remember what it was over though.
My mate got kicked out of a stripclub after he was brought a lapdance for his birthday. He had no money but he wanted to tip the nice lady. All he had was 5 bucks in gold coins so he put that down for her. The bouncer said "dont disrespect the girls like that" and tossed him out so quick lol
Woah there can't a 1700s pirate buy a lass with some doubloons these days? Institutionalized bigotry
did they at least give him his $5 back?
...Is that worse than NOT giving her any money at all?
@@EmmersonSprocket yes.
@@biancat7761 Ok, gold digger!
I worked as an Escort for 8 years. People used to be like "why don't you do stripping?" Well because I would feel like crawling under a table in a foetal position with all those men around. Escorting is one-on-one.. More than one male = completely different vibe and probably trouble. I went to Kittens one night as a patron and the girls were so happy to have just one female im the audience.
Because drunk guys together are just that.. but 1 on 1 they can be the gentleman?
Well said hun, I'm an escort too. 90% of the guys are great and its so much better than dispaying yourself for a whole bunch to see. I love the fun of an intimate time with a client and they love it too. I've been alone AND with clients to strip clubs and spent time with many of the girls, so many were too young, drug fucked and immature it's heartbreaking. There is NOTHING wrong with adult industry work if you are mature enough to cope with what come with it. I'd NEVER strip tho. but hey, everyone is different, no one is 100% right or wrong.
Be well x
I've frequented Strats a few times. I saw a guy get thrown down 16 stairs at once. Like a cartoon. Rolling rolling rolling. They are a great establishment. True Blue
"buy a drink for stripper" water for $10. Thats what they do, the stripper gets the tip and the water is just a placeholder for a drink
not always it’s usually alcohol
What's next? Worst public libraries? Worst Bunnings?
Worst bunnings snags
Great video mate, you and your dedicated team are a hilarious, genius bunch. Just been loving the videos and because I’m stuck overseas in a lockdown since last March, your vids have been keeping me chuckling and reminding me of Australian humour during this miserable time. This is certified good for mental health and I hope you get a Netflix special soon because more people need to see this.
Ps we did a law revue together a while back and now I’m a huge fan.
I walked out of toilet, at the crazy horse, and got king hit in the back of the head by a random patron. Then I got kicked out for "starting a fight", 4.5 stars out of 5.
epic story man!
Going to a strip club is like staring in a butcher shop window when you're hungry.
I think a bakery is a better analogy, who would get hungry at the sight/smell of raw meat?
Legends say that tylechr is still review bombing to this day.
haha
@@tylechr1838 the legend himself
do the worst train stations in australia
@@sethmadlad5573 the chosen one
Worst pub in Australia, because all we really care about is somewhere to get pissed
fjordies push covid govt narrative
So much SA pride when Strats showed up on the list. The thing about Strats is that about 4-5 years ago they were one of the only places on Hindley with no Saturday door charge and was right around the corner from the lion arts factory (local music venue). They also had four immaculate pool tables that no one ever played on (cause it's a strip club) that cost around $1 a game (standard was $2-4 per game at the time). Long story short a few mates and I used to play pool at Strats between bands to the point where we formed a semi-friendship with the strippers who'd kinda hang around between dances when it was quiet.
Craziest was when I worked at Love and Rockets. One stripper smashed her knee caps open after falling from the pole and one night Bam Mageras crew tore the place apart.
What exactly do you mean by ‘tore the place apart’?
How much damage did they do?
So this came out two days before had a messy breakup with my ex (who was a stripper at Crazy Horse). After the breakup I checked youtube and this was here waiting for me like a gift from the god I'll never believe in. Honestly uplifted my mood so much you wouldn't believe.
Came back to watch it again tonight because of how much I appreciated it, so sincerely thank you jordies!
i honestly admire the bravery of the guy who got his balls crushed. He is a far braver man than many
Well, he’s not a “man” anymore
This is something the left and right can agree on
@@goro1160 doubt it
The lefty righty paradigm that used to divide us
Melbourne Clubs - Full Contact Wrestling
Brisbane Clubs - Touch football
Sydney - Bird Watching from a safe safe distance.
@Ms Bliss thats something i didnt know
Ive been suggesting this for so long I’m chuffed they have finally decided to take a gander
My depression is gone now, I thought i was sad and lonely but I don't think I've ever been as sad as Spencer PLD
2:27 An important correction:
He is a *simp* boi 3000, not a cuck boi 3000. A cuck boi implies that he still has a girlfriend.
I went to Strats a couple weeks before we went into lockdown again. Was there with a mate and his lesbian coworkers (it was their idea). My mate got glassed by a bikey on accident. We got free drinks, and then we got KFC and went home.
Finally been waiting for ages to see this video
Worst cop shop in Australia: Nunawading.
They have this staircase, about 30 steps in total that turn back on themselves after 15. Both sections are nice and wide so when you "accidentally loose you footing" on the top step while in cuffs it was like playing bumper bowling where you'd f'ck yourself up but would never actually die.
Fun times.
This was hilarious looking forward to the next one of these themed videos and hope all is going ok in your legal battle too
Everyone knows the worst police station in Australia is also going to be in Adelaide.
And everyone also knows it's in Elizabeth.
Years ago I went to showgirls at kings cross with a mate and our girlfriends, we got yelled at by a skinny bogan stripper on stage because she didn't like us talking during her performance. I think she prefers silent creeps staring from the audience.
@Ms Bliss You had to go there at least once to know why you shouldn't go there, the extremely insistent hawkers made it hard to leave if you accidentally stepped within arms reach of them. It was also the only place I actually met a woman who was pretty much the South Park 'Would you like a dance' stripper.
Worst train station was Kings Cross, from an ex employees point of view. Worst public toilets are the eco toilets along the Pacific highway In Northern NSW. Not sure about strip clubs, they have always been a dirty and dingy establishments.
When stripclubs are rated higher than John barilaro
Who wants to see a greasy scrote?
As a man who has spent time stimulating the strip club industry’s economy by providing them business as a loyal customer, I can back up what Jordies is saying.
Why pay thousands to go to a strip club when you could demolish yourself with a bad dragon in the comfort of your own home
Bad dragon?
TRUE
set up a camera and make a couple bucks
This is the peak of Friendlyjordies content, can't convince me otherwise
Been waiting for this for so long
I've only been to one strip club before - Crazy Horse in the late 1970's. One of the dancers turned out to be my co-worker at a hospital, she was trying to earn extra money for a holiday. Very embarrassing day at work on Monday! Twas an awful place.
i am now going to go in every stip club in Sydney in the hopes that I will find mislav being a stripper!
Yes I was actually hoping this subject would happen!
2:23 - "Spearmint Rhino" - That "gentleman's club" placed a mobile billboard in the middle of Melbourne's Monash Freeway one fine morning back in the early 2000's. It was gone by lunchtime... because for some unknown reason there was a higher than usual number of car accidents that day!
This video was worth the wait :D I'm glad old mate got his Video.
I knew that strats and the crazy horse would be on there 😂 and I also secretly hoped that Shannon Noll would've been mentioned 😂
Jordie's video exist for 1 minutes
me: drops everything
5:52 I love how much more disappointed Jordan gets with each consecutive comment
I saw a guy in a strip club in Brisbane , holding two big drinks in each hand ,projectile vomit at the wall and then turn around to face questions from staff while he had puke on his lips, chin, and whole shirt front.
He swore it wasn’t him.
He could not do anything with his hands except sport two huge drinks.
I was hoping to see some of the clubs I worked at, but then I realised that they were actually good clubs. Glad I never worked in Adelaide.
I used to have a lot of respect for strippers. Then I married one. Now I'm on the fence.
There's a byob strip club a few miles away from where I work, and the town was trying to shut it down and in response the "dancers" went out into the street and started dancing on the light poles. The girls won and were told they could keep dancing just do it inside, the local priest did not like this outcome, so he decided to burn the place down. The fire was put out, and they never fixed the damage, it is still open.
Do the worst servos in Australia
tylechr may very well have died of old age waiting for this video but I'm sure the afterlife weigh station he might currently be at at least has internet so hopefully he's out there somewhere watching this and will guide us true for the next video
Gotta love that bloke. Even tho I have read almost all of the comments Jordan reading here back then, still love the humor and listening to them.
Lived with a former madam when I first moved out of home she would tell me these stories about her time running a brothel. Best one a man paid over 20k and spent 3 months painstakingly choosing two girls and specific fruits after setting it up and paying he sat on a stool watched as the girls ate and smooshed the fruit into each other face and on there bodys. Strangest part never removed his pants, didnt touch himself didnt speak a word just sat and watched after the time was up he quietly stood and left with out speaking a single word.
What a guy
Just found your channel from this video and I'm subbed for life
Years ago a bloke died at a melbourne strip club. Every male in my school year rang a particular member of that year to make sure it wasnt him. Ps almost as funny as you doing bruz impressions.
It’s funny how we can go through graphic detail about strip club adventures, but can’t hear the swear words 🤔
I was not prepared for the end of this video to go that hard
as a man from adelaide. this list does not suprise me at all
now do australia’s worst brothels ft. Isaac butterfield
Lmao after lockdown yes please
I can't believe Nutaku backed out of the sponsorship
That's flat out the only site I could think of in this case lmao
Hahaha I've been hoping since the bus stop episode that you would honor your word to Tylechr!!! You are the best
Weve been waiting forever for this vid
Good old strats, stick around till the early hours of the morning to see the actual quality they provide😆
Ikr junkie strippers, real classy place
@@whathappenedtoearth6495 all strippers are junkies love, some are at the ass end of it and it's obvious, some aren't there yet and can fool you. Kinda.
At my mates 18th back in 2009 a bunch of us went to strats and witnessed a rival bikie fight. One of the guys was legit 7 footer. Have been back since then.
You should do it for some private high schools in Sydney. I've seen some pretty wild ones
This is the quality content I subscribed for
My mate had clamadia whipped on his fresh mint slacks at stratz while getting a lap dance. He walked out to see us with a massive snail trail on his pants
fresh mint slacks at strats
Next Murdoch article ‘TH-cam “personality” FriendlyJordies flashes audience, Google allows it’
This is the sort of hard hitting journalism that I subscribed for.
Press F in the chat for spencer
as someone from Adelaide, this might be your best video yet
Says "there's no ads on this one" then immediately plays a UniSA ad.
Sometimes the worst strip clubs are actually the best. Aww yess
I agree here 100%.
uhh gross
@@charlesthehandsomeandbrave2956 No, trust me. It's fuckin awesome.
- An internet Man
Ah yes nothing like a night out at a 1 star reviewed dive bar ... Tony's (AKA Strippers Graveyard) Fortitude Valley 😍🤩🤑 those memorable nights, those cheap drinks 🍺
the smile on mislav looks way to genuine, he enjoyed it for sure.
The ball crushing stoy honestly makes me wanna cry. But three stars seems fair 5 stars even, I mean at the end of the day she did her job.
Almost missed Mislav at the end .... Mislav ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Worst fish and chip shop in Australia 👍
Early 90's when I was about 18 and working for Telecom at their Villawood depot, the boss suggested we all go out to lunch. So a short drive later I find myself at the Sefton Playhouse, where the only things on offer to eat were crusty dried up old sausage rolls, pies and depressed desperate women.
When this popped up in my feed I was like, "I wonder if he'll mention strats. Nah he's from Sydney, he'll just talk about Sydney. Maybe Melbourne strip clubs." Half of video proceeds to be about Adelaide. -_-