I watched his latest HOOD LOGIC my view is he could run any fortune 500 company - bankers and executives work with same principles watch his RAP interview he has a seriously smart side - this seems his larrikin side
@@chrisoman87 yes but no, they're the OUTCOME of a problem that no one wants to resolve because they're too busy seeing things at face valve, which kinda proves the "white people are broke and always judging junkies" bit old mate said
Shadow boxing is the ultimate crackhead move. Extensively seen across multiple suburbs throughout Sydney performed by thousands of crackheads throughout the ages. Mainly performed by men, traditionally under the influence of some type of substance.
I did the ditch the current clothes 15 years ago (I was 16) when me and a group of friends were catching the train home to Caboolture (north of Brisbane) from Dreamworld and I allegedly, accidentally smashed a glass elevator door at one of the train stations with a billiard ball. I was wearing a beanie, hoody, jeans and pluggers and when we got off at Beenleigh to change trains the cops were already looking for us and as soon as they started chasing us I ducked around a corner took the beanie off and hoody and calm as fuck walked back around towards the cops and they asked me if I seen someone wearing what I had just stripped off and after I said yeh he ran back that way, all was good and I never heard another thing about it
Upcoming SMH article: " Problematic pro-Labor party goon and alleged comedian, Jordan Shanks, was found dead outside a Games Workshop store in Sydney after suffering an apparently fatal head injury caused by a blunt object. Half a house brick was found nearby along with some childish, space warrior toys that Shanks had just purchased to satisfy his man-children audience." By SMH special reporter, Peter Costello.
@@travzdoolan "Police have since confirmed that earlier claims that a shirtless ethnic man known as Spanian, who was found acting suspicious in a nearby alleyway were incorrect. The shirtless ethnic man was actually found to be another sub-human known as the Deputy Premier of NSW, John Barilaro. When confronted by police, Mr Barilaro responded in a weird, made-up language that police suspect is a dialect from Goulburn supermax - the DP's spiritual home".
@@kingt0295 to confuse you. When used correctly under the control of the cognitive mind trap that is pig Latin you are completely defenceless to hook swoops and bush manoeuvres.
This is a true story; I was at a mates party, going off it’s head but the cops eventually came to shut it down, people rolled out onto the street, next thing I know this dude starts sprinting past us heading up the road like a bat outta hell, few seconds later, a bunch of coppers go past going after him but he’s gone. A few hours later he emerges, without a shirt and covered grease, brah the double back works lad
I love when he calls eshays/lads harmless. Then goes on to make a videos on how to sneak up on someone and brick them in the head, how to steal cars, how to steal handbags and says to use a knife because fighting is for nerds........ Masterpiece.
He really ain’t a lad/eshay he’s a street gangster see the difference? Same culture but different stories, changed his life around, been sober for years on end, Good on him.
He is pretty clear that you don't involve civilians beyond the robbery. His justification for stealing is that often the people stealing are desperate and the people being stolen from probably live in excess (not going to argue something as nuanced as morals). Also he isn't talking about bricking or stabbing a regular guy, it would be about other people from the "hood life". Not saying right or wrong, but just my observations.
tbh he not even a lad lads are skinny n white usually IMO. Most of the ones I know are too drug fucked to actually commit proper crimes they just manipulate people into giving them money lmao proper junky shit. In saying that they very entertaining to hang around, more talk then anything
lol as an aussie in a lad infested area that got real dangerous real quick when I was a teen, we didn't have cash cos we weren't stupid enough to carry cash in a place where a giant lad might jump out of a bush with a brick. Plus, yeah we spent our spare cash on grog...
@@MrDeano-eu9rg agreed. This spanian guy looks and sounds like a knob. Sounds like one of those lebs from the 90's screaming brah and cuz and all that.
Man, a potential Jordies-Spanian interview is giving me flashbacks of the Chopper Read piece on "60 Minutes" where he played Russian Roulette with the lady interviewer.
I think the people who say Australia doesn’t have any culture, are the ones who have never ventured out of their crappy lives in the concrete jungles. It’s a great big country out there with different kinds of culture/ history every where you go, just got too get out there and find it 😎
That advice of aiming for a clean snatch and being careful to not rip the snatch is absolutely timeless. Nothing worse than a messy snatch, leaves ya with the stink of failure.
@@marksuckaturd5098 not at all. Bagging a nice, tidy snatch is the key to success when living the thug life. There’s only one possible interpretation of those words, mate.
@@unstoppableExodia Oh right. Cause you know you always want to jag a clean snatch - as there's nothing worse than a messy snatch that leaves you with a different type of stench. You see where I'm going with this?
@@unstoppableExodia Yeah, I completely got what you said hence my question regarding if it was a double entendre or not as it could also be interpreted as you're referring to a different type of snatch. You're just not picking up what I'm putting down. But way to go on making me explain all the humour out of it.
My take: If a perp that's on the run hasn't been clearly identified, then it would stand to reason that in a heightened situation such as the one Spanian was speaking of, the officer in pursuit would definitely be more likely to miss something so seemingly obvious.
Today I'm learning that the Yilmaz accent wasn't actually some super exaggerated vague stereotype all these years. It's real, and Jordies fucking nailed it. I've thought wrongly about him all these years. What a time to be alive. Hood oos, bruhs. Hood oos.
There’s a video where he explains he’s the only person in NSW to have received time off his prison sentence for psychopathy, as it’s an untreatable disorder you usually won’t get any time off
Funny how spot on the joke about Span picking up where Bordain left off actually is. Lad has been travelling the world reviewing food for a while now haha
It worked in Brazil. Dude was getting chased. He bent the corner, took off his tee, layed down and pretended to b a sleep homeless man. They start looking around, on roofs, under cars, hovered about 13 sec, then spit down 2 aves lookn for him. He waited 10 sec then ran in the direction he came from, opposite of chasers.
Something tells me you're in deep shit now. But hell yeah, I wanna see that interview with Spanian too. Also, I want to see you interview Malcolm Turnbull. I wanna see how he reacts when you give him the third degree
Not sure i agree... a) at least one of them would take offence... b) it's likely cruel and unusual punishment i guess... again... not sure to who(m?) ... they are both from disparate / different / diverging? kinda want to say reality... your comment has me so confused... yet for some reason I can neither agree nor disagree... just very confused... WHY?!?
@@Diditallforthexp Nah... He's Ibram Gaunt... "I will enflame the weak, support the wavering, guide the lost. I will be all things to all men who need me. But I will also hood oos without hesitation the incompetent, the cowardly, and the treasonous"
"and leave it ajar." This splendid gent has the word 'ajar' in his daily lexicon. I'll bet he prefers 'orientate' over 'orient', neither of which is related to his use of the deprecated (and decried by Mr Sobchek in The Big Lebowski) term 'chinaman', and also uses the Oxford comma when carving lengthy tripartite slogans into the wall of his cave abode. Big ups.
Can't believe you didn't cover any of his music! But yeah, throwing bricks at people behind their backs and stealing purses from old ladies, what a hood legend.
That move works.. swear on the holy bible.. Works better when you have baggy jumper that’s red or bright etc and switch from construction jumper to plain shirt underneath etc.
That 50 50 thing is legit, but dodgies normally like to do it with hi vis. Firstly, people tend to be less suspicious of tradie looking types (someone walking out of a house with a TV looks like a burglar, but if they're wearing hi vis they look like a removealist). Secondly if they're getting chased people identify them by the most noticeable item ("yeah I saw a guy run this way with a hi vis shirt") so when they're on the run they can dump the hi vis and switch back.
im not an eshay but it does work if you have shorts and a tank under a hoodie and trackies. especially if u have a beenie that can hide a massive head of hair and something like sunnies or a dart to distract around the main face triangle
the double back has actually worked for me two or three times, but i was wearing more than just a tee. If you have a reversible jacket it is top tier for this tech
Wouldn't wanna be standing nearby when that vein pops. But yeah, in the end he's kind of right about culture, Australia as a nation has been lazy in constructing a culture that works for everyone.
@@lll2923 it's a basic technological piece of equipment used daily in almost every business I've ever dealt with both professionally and personally. Its hilariously commonplace and cheap, you can get printers for as low as $34AUD from officeworks where the muppet had his documents printed. Not owning such a necessary device in an ever-reliant computer age is short sighted hence my original comment.
Trauma, neglect, forced removal or abandonment have a major impact on a child's mental health throughout their life. Remember those kids you went to school with who would have dirty clothes and be irritable and smell its because they were being fucked around with at home probably never had a good night sleep poor nutrition neglected or abused by parents let alone be able to complete homework then get hammered by teachers and picked on by the spoilt kids. They didn't choose it they are a product of their environment doing whatever to survive. They didn't have a chance. We need to help them not tease them well done Spanian.
Follow the King here: th-cam.com/users/SPANIANSYD
Its nick kyrgios on crack
@@konthallas4923 nah, that's Spanian on tennis.
I honestly can't tell whether he knows he's a comedy channel. I love the internet
Jordies, you left out the best part: th-cam.com/video/abwoBeAN3WQ/w-d-xo.html
I watched his latest HOOD LOGIC
my view is he could run any fortune 500 company - bankers and executives work with same principles
watch his RAP interview he has a seriously smart side - this seems his larrikin side
“First thing you need”
*Walks off screen*
“Half a brick right?”
“Not a full brick, especially if ur a unkiejay, ya not gonna be chuckin’ a full brick”
Most people couldn't even peg a 1/4 brick.
Now for half a brick I prepared earlier.
@@TH-camTookMyNickname.WhyNot Congratulations your whats wrong with the world
@@chrisoman87 yes but no, they're the OUTCOME of a problem that no one wants to resolve because they're too busy seeing things at face valve, which kinda proves the "white people are broke and always judging junkies" bit old mate said
I saw this guy shadow boxing in a park one day, his girlfriend was holding him back, but there was no one else there.
Wentworth park at ultimo and Mitchell park at glebe
Lucky his Gf was there to stop him otherwise that shadow would be on life support
He has a girlfriend?
@@samderwent8547 it's a guy from jail with a mop head for hair and red Kool aid for lipstick
Shadow boxing is the ultimate crackhead move. Extensively seen across multiple suburbs throughout Sydney performed by thousands of crackheads throughout the ages. Mainly performed by men, traditionally under the influence of some type of substance.
Jordie tryna interview Spanian cause he's uglier than him and actually just wants to fight him.
Comment section win
Jordie is way better looking 😛
@@TH-camTookMyNickname.WhyNot he might get the Hood Oos 🤣
@@mrsnrub282 Make a nice pair
@@mrsnrub282 Rule 34... sorry..
I did the ditch the current clothes 15 years ago (I was 16) when me and a group of friends were catching the train home to Caboolture (north of Brisbane) from Dreamworld and I allegedly, accidentally smashed a glass elevator door at one of the train stations with a billiard ball. I was wearing a beanie, hoody, jeans and pluggers and when we got off at Beenleigh to change trains the cops were already looking for us and as soon as they started chasing us I ducked around a corner took the beanie off and hoody and calm as fuck walked back around towards the cops and they asked me if I seen someone wearing what I had just stripped off and after I said yeh he ran back that way, all was good and I never heard another thing about it
Good times.
@@wobblysauce hahaha always
classic cabo maneuver
Legend
Works better with out the double back, find a hiding spot around the corner let em run past then head back,
Upcoming SMH article: " Problematic pro-Labor party goon and alleged comedian, Jordan Shanks, was found dead outside a Games Workshop store in Sydney after suffering an apparently fatal head injury caused by a blunt object. Half a house brick was found nearby along with some childish, space warrior toys that Shanks had just purchased to satisfy his man-children audience." By SMH special reporter, Peter Costello.
"Eye witness allegedly heard a Ha-doosh moments before impact."
Shirtless witness claims alleged killer sprinted past him and turned down an alley
Police are now looking for a 15 year old boy who goes by the name "Eshay"
😂😂😂😂
@@travzdoolan "Police have since confirmed that earlier claims that a shirtless ethnic man known as Spanian, who was found acting suspicious in a nearby alleyway were incorrect. The shirtless ethnic man was actually found to be another sub-human known as the Deputy Premier of NSW, John Barilaro. When confronted by police, Mr Barilaro responded in a weird, made-up language that police suspect is a dialect from Goulburn supermax - the DP's spiritual home".
"You're not gonna be throwing a full brick, especially if you're unkiejay."
What does unkiejay meaning
@@kingt0295 junkie
@@cozenwilsheen4188 what was the reasoning of switching around a few letters tf
@@kingt0295 to confuse you. When used correctly under the control of the cognitive mind trap that is pig Latin you are completely defenceless to hook swoops and bush manoeuvres.
@@kingt0295 Bit ignorant of you to question such sacred cultural values
Aussie Courts Vol. 8 Featuring Spanian PLEASE!
He has a video that is a bit of an Aussie courts script where he details how he represented himself in court
th-cam.com/video/BJC6VwDOLmE/w-d-xo.html
Aussie courts is a fucking classic!
surely
That would be fucken’ sick!!!
Fuck that'd be awesome
"They do it cos they got picked on"
I've never been so personally and accurately attacked in my life
😂
It’s funny because he trains at MMA gyms. And the nerds and people that got picked on do crap like aikido, not MMA.
Yilmaz: the epilogue
Yeah boys
Doublebacks boyz!
This is a true story; I was at a mates party, going off it’s head but the cops eventually came to shut it down, people rolled out onto the street, next thing I know this dude starts sprinting past us heading up the road like a bat outta hell, few seconds later, a bunch of coppers go past going after him but he’s gone. A few hours later he emerges, without a shirt and covered grease, brah the double back works lad
I'd love to see Jordan interview Spanian, I could see this easily going very wrong, but the entertainment value would be awesome!
It would be great to see.. I recon they would get along
Increasing workers compensation for youtubers
@@Whyusadd One wrong remark or dirty look and I reckon Spanian would flip, he's the real deal
for jordies this dude is an oddity like the 19th century grand tours the wealthy used to go to.. places like papua new guinea..
My nan would say careful what you wish for but I wanna see that too.
I love when he calls eshays/lads harmless. Then goes on to make a videos on how to sneak up on someone and brick them in the head, how to steal cars, how to steal handbags and says to use a knife because fighting is for nerds........ Masterpiece.
Look at it this way, he just wised up many people to how they could be attacked.
He really ain’t a lad/eshay he’s a street gangster see the difference? Same culture but different stories, changed his life around, been sober for years on end, Good on him.
He is pretty clear that you don't involve civilians beyond the robbery. His justification for stealing is that often the people stealing are desperate and the people being stolen from probably live in excess (not going to argue something as nuanced as morals). Also he isn't talking about bricking or stabbing a regular guy, it would be about other people from the "hood life". Not saying right or wrong, but just my observations.
@@anguscross1824 facts💯 he's indirectly checking a lot of these guys who think they're hard imposing hood rules on civilians
tbh he not even a lad lads are skinny n white usually IMO. Most of the ones I know are too drug fucked to actually commit proper crimes they just manipulate people into giving them money lmao proper junky shit. In saying that they very entertaining to hang around, more talk then anything
"don't worry about the whites as they are broke and spent all their money on alcohol"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, he got us pegged XD
lol as an aussie in a lad infested area that got real dangerous real quick when I was a teen, we didn't have cash cos we weren't stupid enough to carry cash in a place where a giant lad might jump out of a bush with a brick.
Plus, yeah we spent our spare cash on grog...
"when you're low on energy", i refuse to believe this guy has ever been low on energy
Usually he's the guy selling energy if you got any money on you
I would take the two veins about to explode on his forehead on several of his videos as confirmation of your theory.
@@rsoul7282 juicy arn't they? If they popped it would look like something out of Kill Bill
Steroids.. not meth.
Literally been watching all his videos. He’s both stupid and a genius at the same time. Very funny
Nah its that the people that watch his shit are also stupid and that gets him money.
@@MrDeano-eu9rg agreed. This spanian guy looks and sounds like a knob. Sounds like one of those lebs from the 90's screaming brah and cuz and all that.
He’s making more money than both of you saying cuz and bra to 15yos on the gram.
@@Payu89 mate you don't know either of us.
@@Luca_Natoli he might be or he might just be playing a character.
I live in rural North Wales and I’m genuinely scared of being “hood oosed” by Spanian.
That's why farmers have guns. He wouldn't make it past the gate before he'll be bailed up by dogs and have a scope on him 🤣
LMAO best comment
You should be worried. He's coming to a hood near you.
He's definitely going to call you a gronk.
Not a gronkle?
Man, a potential Jordies-Spanian interview is giving me flashbacks of the Chopper Read piece on "60 Minutes" where he played Russian Roulette with the lady interviewer.
Neva saw it... damn scary idea... don't want it to happen... just a friendly round of... loser has to do a dare poker? (MontyHall paradox?)
Shes shitting herself the entire time she's with him
This bloke makes me happy to live hours from the nearest capital city...
One time me and a mate swapped shirts to try get away, incase you're wondering it didn't work and yes I'm an idiot
Probably because they were looking for two dudes with those shirts 😏
Hahaha yep exactly, we both still matched the description 😅
Sounds like a spanian thing to do tho... something stupid as fuck like all his other theories 😂
So you swapped shirts with the other suspect? Be funny if the other guy was also identified as being the more serious offender.
Never said I had committed any offences/was a suspect ;)
He's like an anime character yelling out the name of his special attack 2:37
HADOUKEN
He's like EVERY male characters from Fist of The Northstar.
If you do get a chance to interview him, suuuuurely bring Yilmaz back to conduct the interview
omg best suggestion
YEEESSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!
omfg, this needs to happen.
So, you want him to interview Yilmaz
And the kiwi dude
I want to see Spanian as a relationship expert on MAFs - Hood OOS
😂😂😂... *YES*
Two minutes before schedule ay Jordan? Feeling a bit reckless are we
he giving that bush tactic
He’s making up for the fact he didn’t upload on Monday
Been hitting the shard with da bois, got a bit too eager after half bricking some radio dogs
Australia does have a culture:
Alcoholism and gambling.
We used to be the hardest workers, and the biggest larikins
And some snags on the barbie
@@EatMyShortsAU thats just gambling with extra steps
@@TheAjRae then the new age kids grew up to be as soft as baby shit and new age thinking turned everyone into over intitled little sooks
I think the people who say Australia doesn’t have any culture, are the ones who have never ventured out of their crappy lives in the concrete jungles. It’s a great big country out there with different kinds of culture/ history every where you go, just got too get out there and find it 😎
Today, I learned that Yilmaz started a TH-cam channel.
What wait
Most like an older cousin.
Yilmaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaasszzzzz
Yilmaz' juiced up older cousin that got stuck in jail while Yilmaz ran away
After Ramadan
Spanian interview would be mad but i could see it ending with Jordan with no wallet, shoes and socks 🤣🤣
Easy fix Jordie shows up in a Speedo
Or shirt.
Or 'Yilmaz' does the interview for him 😏
That advice of aiming for a clean snatch and being careful to not rip the snatch is absolutely timeless.
Nothing worse than a messy snatch, leaves ya with the stink of failure.
That was meant to be a double entendre, right?
@@marksuckaturd5098 not at all. Bagging a nice, tidy snatch is the key to success when living the thug life. There’s only one possible interpretation of those words, mate.
@@unstoppableExodia Oh right. Cause you know you always want to jag a clean snatch - as there's nothing worse than a messy snatch that leaves you with a different type of stench. You see where I'm going with this?
@@marksuckaturd5098 the stink of failure, yes it’s a metaphor. Have you not heard of it?
@@unstoppableExodia Yeah, I completely got what you said hence my question regarding if it was a double entendre or not as it could also be interpreted as you're referring to a different type of snatch. You're just not picking up what I'm putting down.
But way to go on making me explain all the humour out of it.
Point of order Sir:
4:50 - This is Sideshow Bob, not Snake.
The devil checks under his bed for Spanian before he sleeps
Amazing
Shell me out some GP lad need bond
Dude I'm trying to get Pan1c (aussie pker) to harass Jordies into playing osrs
Well I can assure you he would have 99 str, range, agility and theiving
My take:
If a perp that's on the run hasn't been clearly identified, then it would stand to reason that in a heightened situation such as the one Spanian was speaking of, the officer in pursuit would definitely be more likely to miss something so seemingly obvious.
Today I'm learning that the Yilmaz accent wasn't actually some super exaggerated vague stereotype all these years. It's real, and Jordies fucking nailed it. I've thought wrongly about him all these years. What a time to be alive. Hood oos, bruhs. Hood oos.
Dude do you not live here?
Yilmaz is middle eastern accent and spanian has more of a abo eshay accent (his Spanish)
Dude... I'm an hour out of SikDis... heard it aaallllll thru my area for years.. still do (some of the locals have calmed down with... maturity...?)
are you from like bundaberg or some shit
"Lads, what is your profession?!"
"Hudus! Hudus! Hudus!"
Hahaha this got recommended after I found out about his existence maybe a week ago. He seems very different in his new videos lmfaoooo
There’s a video where he explains he’s the only person in NSW to have received time off his prison sentence for psychopathy, as it’s an untreatable disorder you usually won’t get any time off
Funny how spot on the joke about Span picking up where Bordain left off actually is. Lad has been travelling the world reviewing food for a while now haha
OUSS
Get it straight! It's "HOOD OOS" 😂
Stop hood oosing the koalas
@@PickleSurpriseVEVO 🤣🤣😂
I think you're face is melting
Spanian might take your job the way he's going, be careful.
When I was younger and did Graff we used to ditch our hoodies and bags like that and it worked
"culture is not your friend" Terrence McKenna
It worked in Brazil. Dude was getting chased. He bent the corner, took off his tee, layed down and pretended to b a sleep homeless man. They start looking around, on roofs, under cars, hovered about 13 sec, then spit down 2 aves lookn for him. He waited 10 sec then ran in the direction he came from, opposite of chasers.
9:00 "you got enough energy, you blow 'em"
Right I can do that...
Oh not THAT kind.
It does work..if your wearing a singlet underneath and your wearing a cap it can work.thats why its 50/50 i know because I've done that before myself.
A moment of silence for Jordan pls.. Was a good run, I think I'm gonna miss the warhammer content the most.
5:43 when you’re so busy censoring the f-bombs that you don’t even bother with the c-bombs 😂
AHAHAHA
WHO EDITED IT AHHAHAHA
I'll call it now
Was the gatekeeper 100%
A few always slip through
"Next week, video on Eshays"
I can't wait for that to come out in 3 months :P
I’ve been watching this video on and off for 2 years now and I can’t decide what’s funnier, the words of spanian or Jordan pissing himself laughing
He literally makes crime tutorials, its funny and all but people unironically follow what he does
We gonna need to start a go fund me for friendly jordies medical bills after this dude bashes him 😂
Why? This is australia and medical care is free
@@jameswilson2268 not enough for the insurance he needs covered.
@@jameswilson2268 nah mate, two tier system.
Lol RIP Americans
Hes gonna Hoodoos tha Karnt brah !🪓⛏⚒🗡⚔🔫🏹
🤣🤣🤣
Just about pissed my pants when the first ad that pops up during this was Tony Robbins 😂
Spanian is basically an anthropologist tbh
Something tells me you're in deep shit now. But hell yeah, I wanna see that interview with Spanian too. Also, I want to see you interview Malcolm Turnbull. I wanna see how he reacts when you give him the third degree
Can confirm the double back works 70% of the time
For a split second I thought that he had The One Rings elvish inscription on the top of his head. 1:20
This guy should be an expert on MAFS next year
@@EatMyShortsAU Expert not contestant
I feel both stupider and better educated after this video. Thank you
Imagine walking down the street and you hear "HOOD OOOOOOUS" and someone throw a brick.
STILL cannot believe you've genuinely sold me on this man and his content. I've been addicted ever since.
He's content has gone to another level all together of late. He's very entertaining.
YES SPANIAN AND JORDYS INTERVIEW
i think people would be genuinely surprised, hes not dumb at all
@@monogramadikt5971 the way he talks about his court stories, I swear he’d be half way towards a law degree already.
The chancellor of The University of Life right here
“Remember, straight in the back of the back”
The King of Lads. How he hasn't received his own Ted Talk yet, I will never know.
It's in the hood.
King of lads huh lol interesting the King of the lads looks the most arab out
@@steveatonya7414 I mean he has the credentials lol..
@6:10 holy shit that is the lobby of my apartment building, wtf is he doing sitting there haha
Perhaps Mr Spanian might do well as a member of Peter Dutton's staff?
Not sure i agree... a) at least one of them would take offence... b) it's likely cruel and unusual punishment i guess... again... not sure to who(m?) ... they are both from disparate / different / diverging? kinda want to say reality... your comment has me so confused... yet for some reason I can neither agree nor disagree... just very confused... WHY?!?
So funny to watch this video 2 years later lol, Spanian is a true legend especially nowadays 🙌🏻
Speaking of Warhammer 40k... C'mon lad... We waitin. Also, Spanian in Warhammer? I want to paint this to go with my Kroot shaper union boss.
What race would The Spanian represent? He's too thoughtful for Orks, but considering his ambush tactics perhaps Genestealers would be a good fit.
@@Diditallforthexp Nah... He's Ibram Gaunt... "I will enflame the weak, support the wavering, guide the lost. I will be all things to all men who need me. But I will also hood oos without hesitation the incompetent, the cowardly, and the treasonous"
I did see the manoeuvre at a festival. So smooth, shirt, hat off. Straight into the mosh. Never to be seen again
My Monday felt weird not having a FriendlyJordies video to get me through the day
"and leave it ajar."
This splendid gent has the word 'ajar' in his daily lexicon. I'll bet he prefers 'orientate' over 'orient', neither of which is related to his use of the deprecated (and decried by Mr Sobchek in The Big Lebowski) term 'chinaman', and also uses the Oxford comma when carving lengthy tripartite slogans into the wall of his cave abode.
Big ups.
Can't believe you didn't cover any of his music! But yeah, throwing bricks at people behind their backs and stealing purses from old ladies, what a hood legend.
He’s not being serious you ickhead
He's oddly eloquent . . .
Who knew all those years of being ugly and poor have been saving my life, blessed.
Spanians such a unit, love him.
Everyone used to pay Spanian out. I’ve always appreciated him and his yarns!! This interview has to happen!!
Nice haircut bud.. the fringe comb over. Love it
I was sold the moment he pulled out half a brick. Who just cuts a brick in half?
ever seen how they lay bricks sometimes a half brick is finishing the end of a fence
"We all remember snatching bags as kids..." No...no we didnt...
Yilmaz became a chad in his late 20's
That move works.. swear on the holy bible.. Works better when you have baggy jumper that’s red or bright etc and switch from construction jumper to plain shirt underneath etc.
jordie is laughing now but wait till he has to use the bush manoeuvre.
THE INTERVIEW IS FINALLY FUCKEN HAPPENING
While I love most content, this is the greatest TH-cam video of all time hands down.
"Tony Robbins if he was a lad." The highest compliment you could receive from Jordan
That 50 50 thing is legit, but dodgies normally like to do it with hi vis. Firstly, people tend to be less suspicious of tradie looking types (someone walking out of a house with a TV looks like a burglar, but if they're wearing hi vis they look like a removealist). Secondly if they're getting chased people identify them by the most noticeable item ("yeah I saw a guy run this way with a hi vis shirt") so when they're on the run they can dump the hi vis and switch back.
I constantly come back to this video just to replay @10:42 his impersonation of Spanian, gets me every fkn time.
I don't know what to say. This was one of the most, if not the most bizarre video of Jordies i have seen yet
after recently watching spanian walk around in Phuket interacting with fans, i never would have guessed this was his roots as a youtuber
Spanian’s Centrelink officer has told him he needs to be looking for eight jobs a week, not telling kiddies how to mug China-men.
im not an eshay but it does work if you have shorts and a tank under a hoodie and trackies. especially if u have a beenie that can hide a massive head of hair and something like sunnies or a dart to distract around the main face triangle
I found out about this guy's TH-cam channel last night and now Jordan and has made a video on him. It's meant to be!
Love it!
This is an interview I would love to see
Hahaha Jordie looked like he's genuinely a fan, real recognises real 😤
THE DOUBLE BACK WORKS. especially in a crowd. probably not if you dyed your hair bright yellow either
Today i learnt he did more than rap
Today I learned he did rap.
the double back has actually worked for me two or three times, but i was wearing more than just a tee. If you have a reversible jacket it is top tier for this tech
People gravitate towards this man because deep down we all love someone getting it out of the mud
Well said
I shit you not.
The double back maneuver worked...
Wouldn't wanna be standing nearby when that vein pops. But yeah, in the end he's kind of right about culture, Australia as a nation has been lazy in constructing a culture that works for everyone.
Greek culture is 7,000 years old, it takes time to develop a culture, 220 years is nothing.
I love when 2 people I admire collaborate
Lol, I served this guy when I worked at Officeworks. Pretty sure if I remember right he was printing divorce or custody papers.
of course he doesn't own a printer, I don't know why I'm surprised about that.
@@lyndonbauer1703 bro a lot of people don't own a printer either you say that like it's some atrocity 😂
@@lyndonbauer1703 what kind of nerd owns a printer
Thank god I've got this printer for my biyearly personal papers! Like lmao
@@lll2923 it's a basic technological piece of equipment used daily in almost every business I've ever dealt with both professionally and personally. Its hilariously commonplace and cheap, you can get printers for as low as $34AUD from officeworks where the muppet had his documents printed. Not owning such a necessary device in an ever-reliant computer age is short sighted hence my original comment.
Trauma, neglect, forced removal or abandonment have a major impact on a child's mental health throughout their life. Remember those kids you went to school with who would have dirty clothes and be irritable and smell its because they were being fucked around with at home probably never had a good night sleep poor nutrition neglected or abused by parents let alone be able to complete homework then get hammered by teachers and picked on by the spoilt kids. They didn't choose it they are a product of their environment doing whatever to survive. They didn't have a chance. We need to help them not tease them well done Spanian.