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- r/kidsarestupid Top Posts , The Best Of r/kidsarestupid
Today we take a look at the Top Posts from the r/kidsarestupid subreddit. Enjoy!
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Did dom hire you to say this? Anyways tell him r/ihadastroke
Lol you got pinned
thanks bro
ok
my dad left in the 14th century! HOORAY!
yo what
what, he is dead lol
My dad left during 631 A.D
My dad left me in 1913 A.D
Woooooooooohooooooooo
When I was younger I think I saw my mom cooking dinnner, and I might have overheard the word "chicken", so I went over to her and with the giant brain the tiny me had, I told her: "You know, there's an animal called chicken too!" I had an IQ of atleast 10
Idk maybe 12
oh my god
HAHA LIKE GO BRRRRRRRRRRR
Correction: change "atleast" to "at most"
Now the highest iq child you had is 10, not a minimum of 10. You're welcome!
@Sophia Rodgers Make that 90 ;) lol
I dont know why I still remember this but when I was in elementary school some kid started bragging about how he had 4 grandparents.
Lol
It's normal lol
I personally agree with the teenager at the beginning, unless all of you have forgotten ALL of u guys would be embarrassed if ur parent had to follow u into ur middle school I personally would be very embarrassed.
“My teenager is upset because his class now know that he has parents that he lives with”
laughable.
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@@serbiancountryball3024 Why do I see you everywhere
@Jacob Oh I didn't notice that, well I see Justin Y everywhere then
@Jiyu really? Your parents walking behind you is a reason to be embarrassed? The fact he's not an orphan bothers him? Dont even rationalize it
@@g9764 the thing is, I can't tell if it's a joke or not
3:48 Yeah that’s usually how dating goes in middle school and high school lol
This is the first video I've watched of yours, and you got an instant sub. Don't need to explain why.
that is so real
Man if my friends found out I have parents I would be so embarrassed
Yeah, i'd probably start crying 💔💔.
I wouldn’t even know what to do. I would probably shoot myself 😔💔
I've been hiding the fact that I have parents to my friend, but ever since I reminded her I had a brother, I think she might be catching on, someone help
We need r/teensarecringe or something like that, so we can have that kind of thing more in subreddits
Yea they would abandoned me 😥 why? Because I'm in the parentless squad 😓😓😓😓
When my dad comes back with the milk it has to be the best milk I’ve ever had
@@nightmareerror6837 r/1im14andthisisdeep
WAIT YOU GOT A DAD JEEZ LUCKG
@@nightmareerror6837 no there just was a lot of traffic
but its in a jar....
@@nightmareerror6837 oof
0:40 he left me in 109000000BC and still hasnt come back with the milk.... Im waiting dad
I love your use of Happy H. Christmas at least once in most of your videos
5 years ago my brother went up to a bride and said “u look like shrek and fionna” the bride cried
Lmao
tears of joy or sadness i cant tell i'm stupid
@@peepandstitch sadness but the husbanded was like celebrating that he was called shrek
@@okanimations4397 awwww that's sad for the bride but making sense that the groom was happy lol
Worth it
2:11 I once knew a person who displayed all of the symptoms of schizophrenia when they were about 13. They went to go see a doctor about it and after about 2-3 months the doctor finally realised that they just had no concept of an internal monologue.
Hah
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Hah
6:00 Poor Farmer John 😂
6:04 I almost died of laughing because I had water in my mouth and I didn't want to spit it out or my computer would get wreaked so I just sat there with water in my mouth while laughing and I was suffocating
you know it’s a good day when Dark Dom uploads
true
@@The-Mr-Man-Man yes Sundays
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@@serbiancountryball3024 an idiot wrote this comment
@@serbiancountryball3024 i think it’s an idiot in the comment section
don’t cancel me but I have parents I live with :(
I'm cancelling you bro :/
:O BAN FOR 999 YEARS!
#MaybeTurkeyKingOverParty
WHAT THE HECK??1?1?!/1!?!?1/1?1/1? #CANCELMAYBETURKEYKING!!!1!!!!!!111!!!1
NOOOOOOOOO IM SORRYYYYYYY
"so how many stock ima-"
dom: *y e s*
2:10
Doctor: now that will be 420 dollars
Plot twist: *The kid in the title expected this*
OMG WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWO
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actually the title photo is fake its from one of the mc ytubers bionic who made that vid tho beast did make that comment and bonic did shave his hair so its not completely fake oh wait why tf did i take time writing this hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Uh
*Thumbnai (Oh wait)
Dark dom’s search history: Kids bullying each other, man with hands up, toddlers, toys, money, man, face palming man, thinking man, crying kid, stressed penguin, buying things, laughing man
Man in car with milk driving away from store
Man with a gun
moms,guns
Doctors
Happy shocked man
2:21 ... ... there's a fine line. If your thinking voice is pitch shifted just a little bit it rapidly turns into an eerie second presence.
What is shift pitched
Mine feels wierd
Like
Everything I do
It just proposes like a gazillion things that are wrong or might go wrong whenever I make a plan
It's kinda like a second personality now
I don't like it
Ok maybe I do
it's been like a couple months since we moved away from my dad, it hurts a bit but in the end im happy with my choice because im finally starting to Get rid of the anxiety and pressure he put on me.
My dads been gone for 10 years
plot twist: The kid from the title just wanted a good reason to go bald
Bald for harambe
It was from bionic channel
He just copy bionic
Bionic is literally 18 bruh. He is not a kid.
The thumbnail was photoshopped
One time when my cousin and I were 7 and 5, she asked me how old I was. I said "I'm 7 years old". She was like "Oh, so you're in 7th grade!". When I tell you that moment had me questioning my entire life 😂
Yeah my little sister a few days ago did this. She's 6 and thinks she should be in 6th grade...
When I was 4 in kindergarten, I was daydreaming in class. This is what I was thinking: what if everyone started 1st grade when they are 1 year old, and 2nd grade when they are 2 years old, and 3rd grade when they are 3 years old, and 4th grade when they are 4 years old, and 5th grade when they are 5 years old, and wait… if I am in kindergarten, which is a class 0, and 0 years olds don’t exist, maybe they should skip kindergarten! But how can a 1 year old baby do math and science and all those stuff in 1st grade? Yay class finished! Time to go home!
@@Mary_OTT 👏👏👏That’s a nice dream!
My 5 year old brother once said them when i told him im 14 yr old
My cousin thinks if you kill a pig, you get bacon and hotdogs, he asked me if he could play Minecraft i said yes, he killed a pig and said "WHY ISN'T IT CALLED BACON AND HOTDOGS!??!" I said "because It's porkchops..." And he said "then delete this game because It has no bacon..." I said "no.." He was triggered 😂😂
I never had a moment where my dad needed to get milk, but he went to the hardware store instead
0:27
One of my teachers showed this on the projector and at recess me and my friends were mocking the image😭
Dom: It's fine i'm only 17
Also Dom: It's only been a couple'a centuries since my dad went to get milk
He also got a onlyfans lmao
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don not question Domstroyer, the ultimate.
@@Truebrainrot E
@@icy101yt hot pictures of carrots with extra vitamin A
I pray for the random twitter ladies son 🙏🥺🥺😭😭
Me too 😧🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Banana nut
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Emoji users are probably like the people in these videos.
My mom and grandma call it “farmer John” to 🤣
My sister also used to call Parmesan “Farmer John”😂
Plot twist: He doesn’t actually use stock photos he just gets regular non-watermarked photos and adds the stock photo watermark for extra funny points
Ive seen about 202727977288338376846346673 comments that say plot twist or fun fact I swear to God I will go mad
@@Froyo_Loco plot twist this was a fun fact
@@mighty_robo please no
Zabdiel Angeles plot twist: you’re gonna go crazy
@@doggiechan5278 spare me I've seen too many of these comments
Child: i keep hearing voices in my head
Doctor: you are just thinking
Child:...
Doctor: ... That be 1000 dollars
LOL
Lol
not funny dude not funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JK YOUR SO FUNNY LOOLLLL XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎈
Parents: Ok here is dollars
Child: Continues hearing voices to kill his self
I got pepper sprayed by my friend one time and the doctor just gave me eye drops and the check up itself was 200 dollars
My dad hasn’t come back with the milk in……… *CENTURIES*
0:42 My dads gone to get milk several times but came back happy and alive.
Whats up boys is the best thing to hear
😫💅
when i was young i thought that people had hair in their heads and it was like a hair storage and each person had limited hair supply.
Wait thats not true?
yesss same lol
I used to think that if you got to 100 years old you would be giant, i was weird and still am
Same lmaoo
@Arman Erfan Akhlaghi No, but I knew about hair
0:49 BRUH THAT'S SO DEEP 😂😂
BRUH I CAN'T IMAGINE A FATHER WRITING THAT WITH NO FEAR ON THE INTERNET SOMEONE REPORT HIM 🤣
"sweet sweet child" made it 10× funnier than it already is
Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves). Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals. Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, or shoots), drink, pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places.
Why did I do this
I saw a chicken get slaughtered at school and thought, “welp I’m vegan :D” we had lunch next and I ordered a burger, fries, and two chicken legs.
well that didn’t last very long
Lol when I was a kid I said I was a vegan just to feel good while eating some Chick-fil-a
how and why did you see a chicken get slaughtered at school--
Wtf how
@@jabby6709 it was in a documentary and we had to take notes-the documentary starts talking about people eating chickens and then we see one get slaughtered. A ton of kids inlcuding me cried-some of the students became vegan and that didnt work welll for me. Now when I look back, its funny. lol
0:56
-leaving school when youre 6
-your parents get arrested and go to jail
-you get adopted and you go to school
Congrats! You lost your parents and you went to school again
6:01 when I was younger I called it ‘farmers on cheese’
When I was younger I saw a bag of "cheesy peas" I thought they would be delicious. So, I asked my mom if I could have some. She said yes. I took a handful and put it in my mouth. It was wasabi... I had trust issues after that.
"Kids cheering over an old person dabbing is just the most realistic scenario ever"
kids 11 and older when they seen and old person dab especially in 2021: *cringe*
11 and older kid: *ThIs CoMmEnT iS cRiNgE*
This comment is not cringe!
@@lecat9806 lmao true
According to everyone 11+ “DabBiNg iS sOoOoO tWo tHoUsAnD sIxTeEn”
Me being 9
*My videos are cringe. My Life is cringe. Everything is cringe.*
5:33
*Strums guitar strings aggresively*
SWEET HOME-
AL-
@@gendiskaira -ABAMA
Sweet home
where the skies are always blue
Lord I’m comin’ home to you
6:00 Farmer John sounds like a brand of cheese
1:20 i found that out early on and i literally neglected to eat any chicken meat that had bones, if it was boneless i would think it wasnt chicken so i kept on eating stuff like chicken nuggets thinking theyre not chicken
I curios to see what Dom‘s search history is like, probably like:
Man who doesnt know something
Man laughing
Child with a sunglasses
Mother
Gun
XD
The first one is totally acceptable. Now, if someone in his class makes a your mom joke its beyond personal
When I was little I played a game called "smell it" where I would smell all of the spices in the cupboard. One time I snorted chilli powder and now for some reason I have a really bad sense of smell and am obsessed with spicy things. 😅
0:37, sadly all my life lol
in the first one, i bet that kid was telling everyone that he was living alone cuz his family kicked him out during the pandemic bc there wasnt enough food to go around, and he *somehow* got a job and was providing for himself
and everyone believed him, apparently
Yk ppl lost their braincells during the pandemic like me whos 16 and is addicted to harry potter
My dad still gets milk and comes back, he lives on a dairy farm
LOL
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LOL
8:21
Because if we aren't, we're dead
0 seconds getting milk bcs I’m lactose intolerant 😂😂
0:14
HAH
You have parents, get on my level of being an orphan
Its been 9 years since he went to get the milk and he decided to meet me again and im happy
Mrbeast: “get shaving.”
Other mister beast clones: “Better grow some hair, because you’re gonna need it!!!”
i have never gone through the sadness of a father leaving to get da milk because i dont have one
Wait people can hear their thinking voices? I just imagine words
Same I rarely seem to think like that.
I hear my voice all the time- and other voices too-
Me too- uhm I’ve never heard voices in my mind-
I'm not sure if I hear a voice but I hear words?
I have both lol
When I was younger I thought "Aren't we all related? Since we had to start with only two humans then we popped out eventually?"
same mate
I mean yeah, we are all VERY DISTANTLY related, although by like our great great great great (you get the point) grandmothers/fathers, not sister and stuff.
So yes, but *no*
@@charlottestrange So technically it's not *Incest*
He has been gone for 2 years, the day you made this video
If my dad said he was getting the milk, I would say "you aren't leaving us dad, we don't drink milk so you aren't leaving us."
5:08 child.exe has stopped working
Dom: Tell me how long its been since your dad left to get milk. Me: He's come back every time what are you talking about?
WOW
@~Tsuyu Asui~~(Christy L.)~ Why... just why... for the love god....
@~Tsuyu Asui~~(Christy L.)~ He’s never gonna get a father is he-
@Nezuko~chan! Why do anime weebs appear where we don't want them
@@oceans11dee wow that was just-
others: eats fruity pebbles
me:EATS FRUITY DYNO-BITES
I think I already watched this but I’m going to watch it again :)
Thank you dark Dom, my brother was in the hospital about a month ago he never really liked me but when I visited him I brought my laptop and watched your videos with him that was one of the three times when we actually spend time together so thank you for that.
Hope things are better now :)
You know what is the biggest mistake every kid makes when it's in the kindergarten?
It's happy about going to school one day.
mans onlyfans got them 2 millimeter defeaters lol
When toxic people roleplay "kills you" ,say "dodges" and if them say that back to you, troll them by saying "Dodges ur dodge"
"It smelled like the tears of jesus" thats probably my favorite description of vanilla ever
Nothing better than coming home from a long church service to enjoy so dark Dom
Me: WHAT IS THIS!??!!??!
Doctor: if you don’t know what thinking is, maybe you REALLY don’t do it then
3:30
In grade 4 my class wanted to do an April fools prank on our teacher. We told her that a student who didn't come to school that day had in fact died. She looked at us awkwardly and said that its funny but we shouldn't joke about that.
I've never told this story before today.
My dad went for the milk a minute ago, he just came back :)
*EDIT*: the most replied word on this comment is 'impossible'
the chosen one
Does 17 years count as a minute because he went to get the milk at that time
@@a_l3m Yeah sure
Hope it was low fat milk
you are lucky
Gotta love the increasing quality of editing in your content, this one is especially cool to see
3:27 WTF 😂
my dad didn't leave to get milk he just went into spectator mode and now he's stuck
I love your editing style, keep up the good work!
5:31 So we’re all siblings? “Onii-Chan what’re you doing?”
Thinking the exact same thing
Wait it's all incest always has been
Well technically everyone in the world is related, like you might be my 3rd cousin’s nephew/niece.
7:01
Oh innocent dom...
HAHAHAHAHA!! Loser I’m an orphan😂😂
I love how he’s 17 and has waited for his dad for a couple centuries
@Ezra NotAPizza google translate: fury
r/NoOneAsked..?
I keep forgetting you exist but when I do remember I go on a 10 hour binge
Same
yes
Get help
@@fkinghell5222 no thanks
Me with my emotions
You know it’s been one billionth life and he still didn’t come from the shop
Who would say I would get a record for reading ALL the counties of texas IN SCHOOL In LESS THAN 10 MINUTES THAT’S WILD!!!
I honestly think that u deserve more subs bro ur the funniest and most entertaining person in the planet!
No, my dad will come back. Any minute now..
It was a fake dad
Me buying a juice pouch for 1.49 at school and selling it for 1.50 dollars me: Im Rich!
when i was like 4-5 i counted to 357 because i was bored. then i told my friends and they said as a "flex" i counted to 1 million. i cried the rest of the day because i could not do that. now a lot later i wonder how in the world i believed them.
5:26 Also this sounds like if MatPat tried to come up with a theory for the entirety of the universe.
When your so early that people aren't blessing you and your family
my dad has gone to the store TO SPECIFCLY GET MILK and he came back,every time.
He went to get the milk right before I was born like the day before I was 💀
Lol my brother calls alive chicken “chicken nuggets”
Lmfao, my brother died
@@wystrix439 you killed the vibe :/
LOL alive chickens are call flying sheeop
@@wystrix439 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
My brother used to call spagetti as "sebaketi" O-o
plot twist: the first teen's parents were living with them
😫💅
"why do we have to be so negative, like c'mon"
*has the word dark in his name*
my dad actually wasnt with me for a year and no, he didnt go to get milk, he went to get a mustang