1:01 When I was like 6, I thought all ceiling fans would one day detach from the ceiling, turn evil and kill my entire family and then probably conquer the planet, and I was terrified lmfao This was because there was one ceiling fan in my house that was slightly loose from the ceiling
When I was around 8 I hated the crusts on grilled cheese sandwiches. I would always wait until my parents weren’t looking, then tear the crust off and hide it under the couch. After around a month my mom found out and put all of the crusts on a plate and took an angry picture of her with a fork. (She didn’t really eat them lol)
This reminds me of a story where my family was busy cleaning the house and we lifted the couch to find…….well at first it looked like someone cut off a piece of the Grinch, but as it turned out it was a bowel of Lasagna one of my siblings had hid underneath the couch for what I can only assume is months. It literally just looked like a green, fury cube in a now equally green and furry bowel that we then burned in the furnace before throwing it directly in the neighbours bin
I was about four or so and a kid in my class cried for a reason I still don’t know then when the classmate next to me just looked at me I just broke down in tears.
Got a similar story, when I was like 3 my dad left beer in his bathroom and I thought it was water and chugged that sh, I never remember feeling weird or anything after that tho
when i was younger i always thought the ceiling fan and my fan would just spin out of control and fly around and kill me in my sleep so i had to turn them off before i went to sleep lmao
@@enhidri160because cold wind can disrupt your cardiac rhythm.(your quality of sleep will get worse)I’m not the best at explaining so talk about it with your doctor or research if you want more information.
I'm still a kid, but I do remember when someone spit at our car and my parents called 911. I told them to call the police officer from a lego game. Still haunts me to this day.
When I was 8 or 9, I thought the vacuum would one day go rogue, and crush me to death. back then, I had this extremely vivid image in my head of me being killed by the vacuum, head exploding and organs flying everywhere.
When I was about seven or eight years old I watched this episode of Mickey (or Minnie) Mouse where Minnie put on too much perfume and the whole city started chasing her. Another night, I was watching my Mom get ready for an event, and she sprayed about two sprays of perfume on, and I panicked telling her, “Mom, if you put on too much of that perfume everyone’s gonna chase you because you smell so good!”
I have another one. I didn’t think about it earlier but it just came into my mind So when I was seven, I swallowed a bunch of popcorn kernels thinking they were “power pills.” And I started running through the house thinking I was Guy Dangerous from Temple Run. The next day I was constipated And I was on a field trip ☠️
When I was a 2nd grader (I think around like 6-7 years old?) I found one those chocolates wrapped in "gold" at my parents bedroom and I thought it was real gold. I was so scared when I accidentally opened the chocolate thinking I actually ruined gold and then ran away. I don't remember trying to hide it but my parents never found out about this until I told them 7 years later...
When i was younger i drank around a cup of petrol thinking it was juice and i have no idea how im still alive How tf did me drinking petrol out of pure stupidity get so many likes
I remember when me and my family were on beach, there were people selling food walking around with a loud speaker when they were adversiting what they are selling i yelled at them "STOP SCREAMING!"
This is the best day ever On a school break Home alone A new DarkDom r/kidsarestupid video, my favorite type of vid from the absolute GOAT AND a new Matt Rose video on my favorite topic, when your brain just stops working and you say two stupid things at once Thank you lord
Yeah, I guess it’s a good day for everyone. There was one part of school I was completely stressed about, but instead of doing that, we got to color tiny wood pumpkins instead. Happy day!
Ever since I was a child, I always thought my mom never had a soul. She’d get mad all the time and she wouldn’t control it. I was a troublemaker back then. I thought every adult were completely different from me and the other children. I wanted to do whatever I wanted to do with stubbornness. I don’t remember some parts of my childhood because of my ass whoopings.
When I was younger, I used to think that whenever you watched a movie, the actors had to dress up, and then start the movie. So if you wanted to watch a movie at 3am, they would all have to wake up and dress up and start acting
1:01 When I was little I had a trampoline and I would do stupid 'tricks' on it which was basically flailing about and jumping weird, so I created a 'trick' I had dubbed... The Neck Breaker. Basically, it's jumping on a trampoline and doing a half-backflip to land on the back of your head, with your neck supporting all of your falling body weight. I thought it was well good fun when I was like 8 or 9, but now that I've developed an extreme fear of dying and what comes after it, I wouldn't dare attempt that ever again.
Here’s a stupid kid story: Earlier today, we gave my baby cousin(4 yo) a $1 bill. A couple minutes later I look over and she had cut the dollar bill in half. I asked her why she did it, and she said that her little brother(who can’t even talk) told her to. After that, she said that her parents told her to, which they obviously didn’t, finally, she came to the conclusion that she did it so she could give one to her mom, and one to her dad. She’s lucky that it was only a $1 bill😂
@@Itz_Dark_YTI did that too I’m 5th grade. I posted it on Google classroom and asked the teacher to refresh the page because there was something that was not showing on hers that was on mine
Hes a future cat lover, immediately was like “nooo kitty :( *_cuddles cat_* “ like fr he cuddled the cat perfectly, dear god he has a good love for cats.
I remember as a kid when i was at the store to get my glasses i saw the worker disappear behind a door and then come out with whatever was needed. back then i thought it was some magical dimension where she just summoned stuff from when it was probably just a storage area.
4:36 my oldest has started doing chores for a little money because she’s always asking for things. So we told her if she wants it, she needs to work for it.
I have a interesting story, not something dumb I did as a kid, but the moment I as a kid discovered that I can’t trust people blindly. I at recess on school (I don’t think it was even proper school but whatever) always took lunch, and as I was too small to make my lunch box, so someone always made it for me, one day, someone that generally didn’t do that made the package. I didn’t expect anything out of the ordinary When I opened the box I saw something that forever scarred me. The person had put cake with ice cream. Ice cream, a LOT of ice cream. It was a liquid mess. Until today I can’t understand how a grown person thought that the ice cream wouldn’t melt.
When I was 3 my mom used to take to me to my neighbors house so that she can do her work peacefully,so one day I found a dead lizard and put it on my neighbor and she was screaming on the top of her lungs
When I was a kid I used to think the radio had a group of singers in a black room and a single microphone and they were all in a line and when a different song played they stepped forward and sang it
6:43 so some backstory: the mother or the asmr tiktok mother, was gonna pull a prank ON HER CHILD and the prank was smashing the eggs on his head but the son was smart enough to figure out and get revenge, and the song always screams in her mothers videos and people love it.
6:29 the kid hold the cat at the spot where mother cats hold their kittens which explains the reasons why the cat isn’t fighting back (basically the cat is very calm because of him being held by that spot at the back of the neck)
i remember that video in the thumbnail, Russian kid wants to flex his samsung's durability by hitting it twice with a hammer, ends up destroying the screen
the timing is just perfect. when the kid throws all the flour on the ground at 8:54, the lights instantly went out. it's like to be continued or something. and now, i'll have to wait until the wifi turns on
when i was young i saw a ziplock and thought: “what is that i’ll put it on my finger” and i did… my mum had to cut it off my finger and i thought i wouldn’t have a finger anymore 😂
When I was little, I was shown Las Vegas was a beautiful place with all these lights and cool things. So when I found out I was born there, including the fact that I was born before my parents were married, I felt pretty darn special.
When I was a kid I was at a trampoline park, and I was at one of the duel things and I saw a little girl somehow grab it and get onto the thing and my seven year old ass decided to *SLAM* her in the face into the foam. I got a big ol whoppin
I remember one time on my birthday i decided it'd be a good idea to drink water with some soap put into it, needless to say i felt very sick for the rest of that day but i dont think there were any other long term side effects
When I was 7 I thought clouds are produced by factories, the smoke that came out of pipes turned into clouds, and the people who work in those factories must earn a lot of money because clouds are so important for ecosystem 😂
One time, i went to this party (i forgot what for) that my grandma’s friend was hosting. The backyard was the main area where everyone was, including me. it had fake grass in the center and concrete on the outer edges where fold-up tables were. There was also snacks and actual food, so i have a plate of a couple of things. Now that the setting is set, heres what happened: There was this girl, maybe like 4 or 5, who was acting like an absolute idiot. She was dragging kids around on the fake grass for whatever reason and taking little nibbles of me and my sisters snacks. 2 of the times i was looking right at her and she was smiling, took a little nibble, ran off, and went back to dragging kids on the floor. What the hell
I tried to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich recipe as a kid. After I wrote down the recipe and showed it to my mom she laughed so hard. Turned out I misspelled peanut as peenus. I also called 🍆 “the hose” when I was a kid. I was so cursed-
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Nothing is better than Matt Rose and Dark Dom posting on the same day
Fr
Didn’t Matt Rose upload a video called brain fart on the same day this video was uploaded
ahh...so you also watch rat Moses
@@charodri Yeah he did
Fr
1:01 When I was like 6, I thought all ceiling fans would one day detach from the ceiling, turn evil and kill my entire family and then probably conquer the planet, and I was terrified lmfao
This was because there was one ceiling fan in my house that was slightly loose from the ceiling
same
I thought that if they were spinning too fast they’d fall off the ceiling
@@n3rds_n_sk1ttlesI thought the house would start flying
Do I still worry the fan is gonna detach and crush me?
Yyyynooo
Definitely not
There is this squeaky fan in my living room that also shakes around. I used to have a fear of it coming down and decapitating me.
When I was around 8 I hated the crusts on grilled cheese sandwiches. I would always wait until my parents weren’t looking, then tear the crust off and hide it under the couch. After around a month my mom found out and put all of the crusts on a plate and took an angry picture of her with a fork. (She didn’t really eat them lol)
FOR REAL
sounds like too good to be true
This reminds me of a story where my family was busy cleaning the house and we lifted the couch to find…….well at first it looked like someone cut off a piece of the Grinch, but as it turned out it was a bowel of Lasagna one of my siblings had hid underneath the couch for what I can only assume is months. It literally just looked like a green, fury cube in a now equally green and furry bowel that we then burned in the furnace before throwing it directly in the neighbours bin
Fr and I have the same cat stuffed animal in you r pfp lol it s the long cat army
Bruh : /
I was about four or so and a kid in my class cried for a reason I still don’t know then when the classmate next to me just looked at me I just broke down in tears.
It was because…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@whatthedogdoin284And then, the entire class starts crying
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@@charminglykai8713THAT TRANSLATE IS WILD BRO💀
When I was like a toddler I accidentally drank alcohol at a wedding thinking it was water. Probably why my brain is so fucked now lmao
Got a similar story, when I was like 3 my dad left beer in his bathroom and I thought it was water and chugged that sh, I never remember feeling weird or anything after that tho
when i was in 2nd grade i drank a can of redbull and almost passed out and ig thats why my brain cells are dying
oof man hope that didnt affect you too much. idk how alcohol works
same
I used to drink the drops left from wine glasses.
when i was younger i always thought the ceiling fan and my fan would just spin out of control and fly around and kill me in my sleep so i had to turn them off before i went to sleep lmao
keep that habit up since every time i sleep with a fan on i wake up dehydrated as hell
it’s actually good not to sleep with the fan on so you were right in some sort of way
I’m still scared of that happening 😶
@@johngrant9370wait how?
@@enhidri160because cold wind can disrupt your cardiac rhythm.(your quality of sleep will get worse)I’m not the best at explaining so talk about it with your doctor or research if you want more information.
I'm still a kid, but I do remember when someone spit at our car and my parents called 911. I told them to call the police officer from a lego game. Still haunts me to this day.
There’s a man spitting at our car quickly call the rescue team!
@@MrSlonkVRHEY!
"Someone has spit at a car in lego city" 💀
BUILD THE POLICE! . ARREST THE CRIMINAL . AND SAVE THE CAR! .
New police collection from lego city each set sold separately
i used to think the feathers of pigeons always looked different because people painted them
Ha
Ha
wow
When i was a kid i used to search in the trash and eat any leftovers… I was stupid as hell or i was a raccoon in my past life, im sure i was one💀 🦝
@@AllisonRodriguez066 Lmfao wha-
3:51 the kid getting dragged made me cry of laughter
3:45*
The sliding sound XDDD
When I was 8 or 9, I thought the vacuum would one day go rogue, and crush me to death. back then, I had this extremely vivid image in my head of me being killed by the vacuum, head exploding and organs flying everywhere.
sounds like a decent horror movie
That definitely sounds realistic and relatable as a fellow once child.
In a not-realistic and goofy way right?
right?
that was littery me.. espaccily when the vacum cleaner looked like a robot it was like old chinesse one and it was so big and fat
that aint real
That kid that screamed into the mic is damn legend.
I just saw that part and I died, I am currently in heaven 💀
6:42 is the part
I wanna know the context.. why tf did he even have eggs in his hands?!
8:55 “Honey! The kid spilled coke on the floor again!”💀
who’s sniffing it
*8:52
Cocaine
When I was about seven or eight years old I watched this episode of Mickey (or Minnie) Mouse where Minnie put on too much perfume and the whole city started chasing her. Another night, I was watching my Mom get ready for an event, and she sprayed about two sprays of perfume on, and I panicked telling her,
“Mom, if you put on too much of that perfume everyone’s gonna chase you because you smell so good!”
jesus christ i didn't think mickey mouse was fucking brainwashing kids
I think I remember that one lol
I have another one. I didn’t think about it earlier but it just came into my mind
So when I was seven, I swallowed a bunch of popcorn kernels thinking they were “power pills.” And I started running through the house thinking I was Guy Dangerous from Temple Run.
The next day I was constipated
And I was on a field trip ☠️
@@Cycles42 Ikr 💀
@@erimator17i swallow the entire popcorn bag every time its lunch
When I was a 2nd grader (I think around like 6-7 years old?) I found one those chocolates wrapped in "gold" at my parents bedroom and I thought it was real gold. I was so scared when I accidentally opened the chocolate thinking I actually ruined gold and then ran away. I don't remember trying to hide it but my parents never found out about this until I told them 7 years later...
6:42 the whole clip got me dying
*eggs* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the fact that he did a very calm ass smile right before screaming at the top of his lungs
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS CHANNEL NAME?!
@@JackerburkerLMAOO
Fr 6:42
7:37 The referee giving him the red card was hilarious though
yea and doesnt make the kid feel left out why also making sure they can still play the game
When i was 5 i thought i invented the word unique
How
lol
lol
when i was 6 i thought i was the guy who released the minecraft Nether update
Hello brutha
When i was younger i drank around a cup of petrol thinking it was juice and i have no idea how im still alive
How tf did me drinking petrol out of pure stupidity get so many likes
Who has a cup of petrol lying around?
. AMERICA
@@yourusual_stalkerNOTINTHATWAY i drank around a cup worth of it i meant
WHERE WERE UR PARENTS?
@@Enter_a_name69HOW
I remember when me and my family were on beach, there were people selling food walking around with a loud speaker
when they were adversiting what they are selling i yelled at them "STOP SCREAMING!"
2:15 bro thought he’d have a wholesome moment and then got possessed by the devil living in the woods
Bro took dating in school to a whole new level
This is the best day ever
On a school break
Home alone
A new DarkDom r/kidsarestupid video, my favorite type of vid from the absolute GOAT
AND a new Matt Rose video on my favorite topic, when your brain just stops working and you say two stupid things at once
Thank you lord
Yeah, I guess it’s a good day for everyone. There was one part of school I was completely stressed about, but instead of doing that, we got to color tiny wood pumpkins instead. Happy day!
BRO ISTG THESE PEOPLE ARE MIND READERS.
@@Cat-On-WabdermelonLOL
@@Cat-On-Wabdermelononly in Ohio 💀
@@Cat-On-Wabdermelon hope your day gets better. Sorry for that one guy btw.
i got terrified because my mom and dad were dating and i thought it was illegal to have kids unless you're married
That probably is Illegal in some regions on Earth.
3:45 The way The Kid Got Dragged😂😂😂
*toddler
@@palmossi b r o y o u d o n ' t h a v e t o c o r r e c t s o m e o n e
7:25 i like how the coach gives the toddler a red card at the end like they know what it evens means
6:40 for those of you that dont know when you grab a cat like that they will paralize but its completly fine.
Yes i am a nerd
some animals grab their children this way, by the neck
2:50 I haven't laughed this hard in such a long time 😭
Bro the water would not do that lol
bro that water is more stronger than a pressure washer. it lifted a damn human💀
@@redhanui5044are you sure how water works?
@@Themultimonsterpressure if it’s at a high pressure then it would 😐
I really hope that wasn’t a boy though…
2:28 insert squidward walking sound effect here
womp womp womp womp womp - 🦑
@@skıbidifemboiKid :/
4:22 moments before disaster 💀
Ever since I was a child, I always thought my mom never had a soul. She’d get mad all the time and she wouldn’t control it. I was a troublemaker back then. I thought every adult were completely different from me and the other children. I wanted to do whatever I wanted to do with stubbornness. I don’t remember some parts of my childhood because of my ass whoopings.
6:50 Bud sounds like a joy of creation character
as a kid, I can confirm i am stupid sometimes
Lol same
Same here! I approve
SAMEE!
I am not a kid anymore so I cannot agree
@@Muďðyou were
6:50 ASMR
blop DUM
@@flankydean4375ouh. AOOE.
ÆAEAEAEEAEEEEEEE
@@flankydean4375AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
5:13 doesn’t look poor to me, they have a new iPhone.
When I was younger, I used to think that whenever you watched a movie, the actors had to dress up, and then start the movie. So if you wanted to watch a movie at 3am, they would all have to wake up and dress up and start acting
Great as always dom 💪
This comment Need like and comment
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
I appreciate you
He didn't even heart or reply to your comment😭
bro is clickbaiting with cancer, slurs, and now dying children
1:01 When I was little I had a trampoline and I would do stupid 'tricks' on it which was basically flailing about and jumping weird, so I created a 'trick' I had dubbed... The Neck Breaker. Basically, it's jumping on a trampoline and doing a half-backflip to land on the back of your head, with your neck supporting all of your falling body weight. I thought it was well good fun when I was like 8 or 9, but now that I've developed an extreme fear of dying and what comes after it, I wouldn't dare attempt that ever again.
When I was a kid, I thought Flabbergasted meant, get ready for this one, blowing your pants into hundreds of tiny bits by farting so hard.
I want to replace you, you're a light switch and light switches aren't legally human.
nuh uh
@@lightswitch9345 yes
cri
@@lightswitch9345 no i wont
Here’s a stupid kid story:
Earlier today, we gave my baby cousin(4 yo) a $1 bill. A couple minutes later I look over and she had cut the dollar bill in half. I asked her why she did it, and she said that her little brother(who can’t even talk) told her to. After that, she said that her parents told her to, which they obviously didn’t, finally, she came to the conclusion that she did it so she could give one to her mom, and one to her dad. She’s lucky that it was only a $1 bill😂
3:15 the way her face scrunched up and said “mommys a vampire” followed by “I’m scared vampire” got me rollin.
I wish my parents recorded me doing stupid things honestly but they will never let me forget the time I put scissors in an outlet ☺️
I will never forget when I told the waiter “I love you”
I'll never forget the time I rickrolled my class
I’ll never forget getting blue marker all over myself and instead of them calling me my actual name (Luna) my family called me Bluna because blue.
I will never forget when I colored my moms whiteboard at school yellow with a crayola marker💀
@@Itz_Dark_YTI did that too I’m 5th grade. I posted it on Google classroom and asked the teacher to refresh the page because there was something that was not showing on hers that was on mine
5:07
I would be devastated if my kid called me poor and eat so hard in the process 😭😭
Lol
letting a 3 year old devastate you might be the weakest thing i’ve ever seen
5:38 average YT apology video be like:
TRUE
😂😂😂😂
6:44 he’s not dumb, he’s cool
2:33 has to be the funniest marriage rejection ever🤣
6:23 THE POOR KITTY😢
Don’t worry the kitten is fine kittens have evolved to calm down when pressure is applied to the back of their neck. So the kitten is probably fine
Hes a future cat lover, immediately was like “nooo kitty :( *_cuddles cat_* “ like fr he cuddled the cat perfectly, dear god he has a good love for cats.
I remember as a kid when i was at the store to get my glasses i saw the worker disappear behind a door and then come out with whatever was needed. back then i thought it was some magical dimension where she just summoned stuff from when it was probably just a storage area.
4:10 mf used the world 💀
World texture loading, please wait...
8:53 “BABE, THE BABY SPREADED COKE ALL OVER THE FLOOR AGAIN!”
lmao imagine thinking your cat was a dead racoon
8:27 I fucking died watching the little sister getting picked up by the head, funniest clip by far
LMAO I AGREE
LOL
Me too lol
0:20 a puddle of dirt water a day will keep ANYONE away
The last 2 had me crying with laughter 😂
how about a 14 one
4:36 my oldest has started doing chores for a little money because she’s always asking for things. So we told her if she wants it, she needs to work for it.
When I was a little kid, I ran into the ocean and immediately sunk multiple times.
Now I can't even sink because of how buoyant I somehow became
it's because of how much air you still have where your brain should've grown
@@TheRealSlimJunky Nah, it's just the wrong shape
@@realPurpleOrb lmao
@@TheRealSlimJunky eˣ
@@TheRealSlimJunkythe fuck did he do to you lmao
8:57 that kid gonna experience the hardest whooping of all time
I have a interesting story, not something dumb I did as a kid, but the moment I as a kid discovered that I can’t trust people blindly.
I at recess on school (I don’t think it was even proper school but whatever) always took lunch, and as I was too small to make my lunch box, so someone always made it for me, one day, someone that generally didn’t do that made the package. I didn’t expect anything out of the ordinary
When I opened the box I saw something that forever scarred me. The person had put cake with ice cream. Ice cream, a LOT of ice cream. It was a liquid mess.
Until today I can’t understand how a grown person thought that the ice cream wouldn’t melt.
3:17 ngl she has major potential in life
3:44 the kid: sees victim
Also the kid: *does a stalker ahh jumpscare before getting dragged back by his father*
i cant believe Dom hasn't made a video about kids saying everything is a skibidi toilet reference 💀
The fact that you can spell skebide toilet makes me believe that you are one of those kids
@@Divine_Tard96 im not, i have a actual brain, im just a huge fan of it
BTW "skebide toilet" 💀💀
@@huy8282_ofWAIT HE DIDNT MISSPELL THAT SARCASTICALLY??? LOLLLLL
2:47 should REALY hurt🥺🤕
Blindness
@@IsntPhoenix no
@@ComputerBoyTheEntertainer if it is strong enough to lift a child, it is strong enough to peirce an eye
I really hope it isn’t a boy though…
That kid at the 8:34 min mark was treated like a toy doll
6:32 the hug though
When I was 3 my mom used to take to me to my neighbors house so that she can do her work peacefully,so one day I found a dead lizard and put it on my neighbor and she was screaming on the top of her lungs
When I was a kid I used to think the radio had a group of singers in a black room and a single microphone and they were all in a line and when a different song played they stepped forward and sang it
3:46 A wild child appears! Dad uses grab, It’s very effective!
despite me being a kid i still freaking love this stuff. Keep up the great work man. 🔥❤
8:44 I’m dead bro I can’t breathe
What game is that
It's Party Animals, it's available on xbox and pc.
6:43 so some backstory: the mother or the asmr tiktok mother, was gonna pull a prank ON HER CHILD and the prank was smashing the eggs on his head but the son was smart enough to figure out and get revenge, and the song always screams in her mothers videos and people love it.
6:59
this reminds me of the letters from the zombies you'd get occasionally in Plants vs Zombies
When I was a toddler my mum brought me to a library and let me walk around. I found a book called lunch time…and I started eating it…
💀
@@oleksiiammo7832 yea I was dumb and hungry …
FAKE AWARD FROM ME
@@Kidsaccountyeaa me when hungry
When I was 4, I swallowed the rubber part of an earpiece. I frankly don't know why I'm still living.
4:22 As soon as I heard the dog food hit the floor instead of the bowl, I laughed so much that I quiet literally almost passed out
6:29 the kid hold the cat at the spot where mother cats hold their kittens which explains the reasons why the cat isn’t fighting back (basically the cat is very calm because of him being held by that spot at the back of the neck)
i remember that video in the thumbnail, Russian kid wants to flex his samsung's durability by hitting it twice with a hammer, ends up destroying the screen
2:42 jeez she just said „no“.
Fr and WTH you to young
8:27 😂😂😂😂😂
The dead raccoon got me dieing 💀
the timing is just perfect. when the kid throws all the flour on the ground at 8:54, the lights instantly went out. it's like to be continued or something. and now, i'll have to wait until the wifi turns on
when i was young i saw a ziplock and thought: “what is that i’ll put it on my finger” and i did…
my mum had to cut it off my finger and i thought i wouldn’t have a finger anymore 😂
And you started stuffing children into animatronics, right?
@@danek_hren yes that is correct please don’t tell anybody
@@LowTierVanDerLinde unfortunately, everybody knows that.
I want to send the first video to Dr. Mike just to see his reaction💀💀
"and suddenly you just get picked up by your cheeks" i just started laughing so hard. really bad phrasing right there lol
8:52 got me dead on the ground laughing💀
When I was little, I was shown Las Vegas was a beautiful place with all these lights and cool things. So when I found out I was born there, including the fact that I was born before my parents were married, I felt pretty darn special.
When I was a kid I was at a trampoline park, and I was at one of the duel things and I saw a little girl somehow grab it and get onto the thing and my seven year old ass decided to *SLAM* her in the face into the foam. I got a big ol whoppin
When i was a kid i used to search in the trash and eat any leftovers… I was stupid as hell or i was a raccoon in my past life, im sure i was one💀 🦝
@@AllisonRodriguez066 what the fuck 💀
I was in a porta potty, and a group of kids somehow opened locked the door and saw me with my entire pants down use it
poor you😭😭
I remember one time on my birthday i decided it'd be a good idea to drink water with some soap put into it, needless to say i felt very sick for the rest of that day but i dont think there were any other long term side effects
6:45 the quick glance at the microphone shows that he was planning the scream the whole time 🤣
When I was 7 I thought clouds are produced by factories, the smoke that came out of pipes turned into clouds, and the people who work in those factories must earn a lot of money because clouds are so important for ecosystem 😂
0:32 ew new Twitter logo
"ErM aCtUaLly itS X nOw" 🤓☝️
You know it's good when Dom uploads another kids are stupid video.
no it isnt good
@@povyourdogfoodbadvideos4694yes it is
I once swallowed a penny while trying to balance it on my forehead.I don’t know where it is now 🙂
the kid smacking his mom with eggs and screaming into the mic wasn't stupid. that was a calculated plan by him, he's going places 💀
2:20 and that is how a legend was born
as a kid this video is 100% accurate
when i was a kid i believed i'd one day be older than my older siblings by being taller than them
6:56 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It translated to be longer. :’)
The first kid will have brain amoeba, but the amoebas will die of hungriness
One time, i went to this party (i forgot what for) that my grandma’s friend was hosting. The backyard was the main area where everyone was, including me. it had fake grass in the center and concrete on the outer edges where fold-up tables were. There was also snacks and actual food, so i have a plate of a couple of things. Now that the setting is set, heres what happened:
There was this girl, maybe like 4 or 5, who was acting like an absolute idiot. She was dragging kids around on the fake grass for whatever reason and taking little nibbles of me and my sisters snacks. 2 of the times i was looking right at her and she was smiling, took a little nibble, ran off, and went back to dragging kids on the floor. What the hell
I tried to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich recipe as a kid. After I wrote down the recipe and showed it to my mom she laughed so hard. Turned out I misspelled peanut as peenus.
I also called 🍆 “the hose” when I was a kid.
I was so cursed-