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A bit late but here’s mine:
So when I was like 4, I didn’t know actors were a thing. Some every time I saw a movie or a show, I thought people with cameras broke into other peoples houses and secretly filmed them. That made me scared because I didn’t want people breaking into my house to film me when I became older.
Lmao
It sounds like a lie
Bruh
You used to have social phobia (it’s a thing search it up)
When I was 4, I thought in my little pony, they dressed up as ponies
'-'
Who knew dragons could fart fire, this is exponential to the future of science.
For the answer to the question,it’s no.Dragons don’t fart fire
LMFOAOAOAOA
@@anegidragon2275 yes they do
A person on TH-cam have you tried it your self
@@jellydad6113 nope. The fire is venom that gets inflamed in their mouth because of their teeth causing a spark like Firestones or something.
Here's my stupid child story:
When I was 5, I was *DEATHLY* afraid of raccoons. I also thought if it was dark they would teleport into my room and eat me.
It wasn't an irrational fear.
Endercoon.
@@agifirmansyah1183 yes
Imagine teleporting racoons in 2020.
@@zombii867 It was like 10 years ago
When I was a kid I used to believe 50% of the population was born as adults. Like, out of the womb with a suit and briefcase, walking into their cubicle job. I have a very clear memory of a time I thought to myself “I should be grateful I was born a kid, not everyone gets to experience that.”
The worst part? My dad often told me of the stories of his childhood.
cool story
Who needs college
Wether dragons fart fire was the first thing they taught me in the daycare
You put in 2 the’s
Rotten Pee you put 1 “the”
AS10 Productions you put 0 “the”
Kindergarten I learned that in the womb
I actually learned that in the spirit realm before my soul was sent to earth
When I was 5, I thought that people had to be crushed to death onto a CD to be in the movie.
WTF
Disney:
A massacre story
Whaaaattttttttttt please tell me where you got that from
@@basicallystevenuniverse511 i think my brother implied it once and, since he is 2 years older than me, i trusted everything he said
thats amazing. i used to think that every time a movie played, the actors had to be playing the move on the screen for you... what a nightmare opening day was for all those movies...
kids after saying 'ur mom' in response to an insult:
"Welcome to downtown Coolsville"
Ur mom 😎
"Population: us"
@@siah1917 please dont say that my mom checks my tablet
@@mittyyj lol
Nope Ur mom
I was afraid of a lizard when I was younger. I would have nightmares every single day about the lizard eating my arm. I cried every night.
A *specific* lizard??
....A lizard??
''do dragons fart fire?''
that kid only asks the important questions
😂
no u yes
Wait so do they?
I shall ask my nivilian captive if they did the research before I invaded them.
Lol
There's many people who need surgery and this kid is using his expertise on killing Peppa Pig.
And then there's me putting people in surgery.
M a t t hello matt
matt is here
Matt in da clubb!
yes, THE GOLF CLUB!
tennis club i mean
When I was like 6 I thought I legitimatelly got a gift from “king super Mario bros” and I was so happy I cried.
That sounds like a name you'll find on a roblox mario roleplay game
that's some wholesome and I don't even know why-
Oof
When I was 4, I thought that you can choose the price you can pay for stuff. For example, when my dad payed 100 dollars for my phone. I got mad at him.
Nintendo Made Mario.
I was watching this vlog once with a couple and their seven year old. I looked in the comments and one said "She's so cute and little! Referring to the daughter) So mature too! Even though I'm only eight, just one year older then her I feel like I'm watching her grow up, its so touching"
Thought I'd share that because I found it hilarious.
When I was a kid I was convinced for the longest time that lemon spelled backwards was melon. I was so freaking proud of myself.. I still have problems believing otherwise
But it is
Hey at least melon is an anagram of lemon
Lemon nomel that’s lemon spelled backwards!
it isn't..?
Just Me Yea! Lemon is spelled nomel when spelled backwards
Here's my stupid child story:
When I was 3 years, I thought 5 was the biggest number ever. I knew other numbers existed, like 27 and 100, but I still thought 5 was the biggest. I am disappointed in myself, even when that happend 11 years ago.
Edit: People who liked before 8/2/2020 get a cookie.
Honey
I'ma tell honey senpai you got his face as your profile pic.
NUMBERBOCKS SEASON 1 CONFIRMED?
When is season 2 coming? People have been waiting 14 years. ;-;
@@yin1079 we made a manga for a reason. We can't voice act cause honey senpai finally hit puberty and his voice is REALLY deep. Now I gotta go cuddle with my tamaki and watch Netflix.
Dom: Kids are stupid
Literally more than half his viewers: Are we a joke to you?
I would hope he found us funny.
yep, we are a joke to him.
youtube peace Yay he found us funny
Dear God, I pray that my whole family will perish... ✝️🙏 5:15
Thanks god
at 4:34 the kid has a double loop on a lowercase o. according to graphology, that means who wrote it is lying. This kid is a genius.
Lol, I remember when I was little I was afraid of stepping on a crack because I didn’t want to break my mums back.
She never told me it was just a saying, but boy, do I wish she did.
*The sidewalk buttcracks haunted my dreams forever.*
@Tiger Liam *heard
@Crimson I would if I had legs
I would stomp on the cracks ->-
When I was a kid I thought that blood was strawberry jam that lived inside your body.
I went to my injection and I had it, and then I saw my mum and asked “Why is there jam coming out of my arm?”
Your mum was probably like "How have you come about thinking that there's JAM in you body??!!" 😂😂
@@randomhooman7218 I know lmao I don’t know why I thought that either. I was such a stupid little child
@@xloisx4603 Atleast you never stuck a Tictac or however you spell them ( haven't seen them in a while and I can't remember) up your NOSE! Yeah... I was a weird child 😂😂
@@randomhooman7218 i thought of murdering pregnant women when I was young..
@@randomhooman7218 thatd nothing ate a penny I was fine
2:08 Disney when a franchise becomes slightly successful
*Bruh*
Bruh
true
true
yeah
Me: **playing halo**
7: Can I play fortnite with you?
Me: no I don't play it.
7: liar, your playing right now!
Me: this, this is halo
The big, a halo
When I was younger, no one could ever tell if I was lying or not because my voice was always monotone and I never had any visible tells.
I need this power
Same-
@@silly_.rabbit2 *don’t show emotions* (that sounded r/Im14andthisisdeep)
@@gayce6662 ok
People paid attention to my mout when I lied as I would Pull a Killer clown grin when I did... So I started wearing a buff everywhere with my friends until I learned how to suppress that smile.
“Wee lad”
**drunken sailor casually plays in the back**
*that song is forever engraved in my brain through choir class lol*
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
songbbbob
@@ld0163 put him in a longboat till hes sober
I play violin. I’m supposed to play it faster and faster. So much drunken sailor. So much speed.
Irlaend
I remember one of my friends told me that she thought marriage rings have some magic in them and the magic is used to make the babies in mother's stomach. TBH if someone told 6 year old me that's how babies are made I would believe them lol
I love you
But the magic goes to the father before they’re on his finger, the he transfers the baby so he can’t have the pregnant pain
@@donkeyhobo34 She looks 12 dude wtf
@@donkeyhobo34 ok
@@edawn7615 Here we have someone who assumed Lovely Marya's age, gender, and thinks that their profile picture is what they look like irl, and thinks Mike Warski can't be the same age as Lovely Marya because ducks are scared of toasters and
*donald*
Here's my stupid child story:
When i was a kid i always thought buildings and other stuff like benches and statues grew from the ground, and that bridges just built itself.
When I was little, I thought everyone in the world had a twin who lived on the other side of the earth
When I was young I thought that each continent was a different year and you could go back in time by taking a spaceship (not even a plane) go to a different continent and then go back in time
what drugs did your mom consume when before you were born-
Wait are you implying that we don't have an identical twin who lived on the other side of the earth?
Lol I don't remember anything about my childhood
Same
Billie: Walks one step
14 Year Old Girls: 😫😫😫
bro wrong video
bro wrong video
bro wrong video
bro wrong video
bro wrong video
“I hoped we would all perish” when I told you I fell of my bed reading that I’m not kidding
4:29 Fun Fact: In calligraphy, a double loop on a lowercase O represents that a person is lying, and the "o" in mom has a double loop
One time i peed in the sink and was paranoid about the police barging into my home
Lmao
FBI OPEN UP YOU PEED IN THE SINK!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Ur pfp explains it all
KDKJSJSJSJJSD. I JUST THOUGHT OF *pp sink* ILENSBEBAHAKAJAHSHDNDBDN
I thought that if I did something that my parents told me not to do (Stand too close to the tv, Make a mess) that the cops would come and jail would just be full of 2-9 year olds
"When i was a wee lad"
*Me: Have you summoned me?*
Lmao 😆
Perfect timing
is that a jojo reference
Are you an alternate version of me? Interesting.
@@gamecollectingaddiction4670 I've finally found you, DIO.
I used to think that the phrase “grain of salt” was “great assault” I felt stupid
Give me a grain of salt
Take it with a great assault Yohane
@Dolfan 2 *loads Izhmash AK47 Type 3*
Give me a great assault
I misheard ‘timesheet’ with ‘time machine’
Same thing happened to me when I tried breakdancing. I just laid on the floor waving my legs and arms like a cockroach. Everyone thought I was weird that day.
Fainted: "What's up cuties"
Dark Dom: "What's up boys"
3:07
Anybody saying wee instead of small:
*drunken sailor distantly starts playing*
*laughs in flashbacks to Friday because I have choir on Fridays and that's one of our songs*
he was a wee lad holding a wee little cup and inside that cup was a wee little baby and it’s name was ‘ BABY BOO, PLAYS WITH TOES, CAN FIT IN CUP ‘I was a wee bit confused
@@zin_of_zink7532 what
Me: *bad Irish accent intensifies* I am a failure to the potatoes -U-
@@zin_of_zink7532 Fabulous comment there mate I laughed more than a wee bit I even wheezed for a wee while.
When I was a kid, I always thought that my Grandma was just some random relative. I always assumed my mom was my dad’s mom.
... what
😟...
My mom is my dad's mom :D
@@moldybread1661 sweet home alabama?
I….uh…….
1:28 - my sister did a similar thing after she watched Pinocho, every time she lied she would cover her nose
"Does dragons fart fire?"
*top 10 questions that scientist cant answer*
(Oh god what happened to the replies?)
Well did they go to college? maybe they would know then.
@@Endryt-md4qb r/woooooooshhhhhh
Have You Ever Actually Seen An Alive Dragon IRL? They Don't Actually Fart Fire Or Everything Else.
@@OfficialIvy2006 how did you know
@@Endryt-md4qb r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dark Dom' s search history"
"Man buckling his seat belt"
"Confused man"
"Sad man"
"Kid praying"
"thumb"
he doesnt search them up there stock photos he downloads from Adobe Stocks
It’s probably filled of memes though.
just turn on incognito mode
@@prestonjoseph1801 wifi
Kid: Dad do dragons fart fire?
Dad: I don't know.
Kid: I thought you went to college..
Dad: *Understandable, have a nice day.*
“not suitable for kids younger than 8”
“I’m 7 I’ll be fine”
as a kid I didn't know that time zones existed so I would cry in the middle of the night because 'everyone else in the world was asleep'
Kinoki but why did that make you cry doe
@@chim9110 modern day kids cry really easily
@@chim9110
scared of being alone
Kinoki Aw that’s actually like super sad :(
When I was 6 I thought my mom and dads names where “Mom and dad” so when I was given a consent sheet thing I signed it with “Mom” and another time, I thought all movies where real not acted so when my favourite actor died I literally cried to my mom and she was like there not real honey.
kinda crgtih bro your not pan becauseme the pan lolololololol get pranked
@@pokemontrainerred6317 lolol rekt hehe rawr xD
crignge ppls =hese dais lololol pan saids owa owa
These replies tho
plss i thought all movies were real up until age 5 💀
Lolll same,I thought they record it alive,this bring many memory ngl lmao
When I was around 7, I felt my heartbeat for the first time and thought it was a bad thing, so I ran to my dad and said “DAD MY HEART IS BEATING! TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL’”
This is just stupidity in a nutshell.
I'm more concerned that it took you 7 years to find your heartbeat
Same I am concerned about that too
@@mister_stoney I found mine when I was 9. I knew that my heart beated I just didn't feel it.
remembering when i was a kid and screamed on a store
LET'S SEE THINGS WE CAN'T BUY
my family was like oh not again
The description: join the discord
The discord: *is shut down*
I seriously used to think that animated films were just actors with really smooth looking costumes 💀
:0
Same
omg same lol
SAME
Me too
Here’s a story: when I was 5 i I thought that mirrors are different universes with someone who copies me and I tried everything and I couldn’t I was so confused
“wear your seatbelt”
people in the car:holy shEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIT i’m wearing mine
When I was a kid, when I listened to a CD I thought that the people on the CD had to sing at that exact moment for me. I didn’t listen to music at night until I was 6. I was a dumb kid
Hey fellow cult member
kevin is love, kevin is life
@@yee5074 Jim pickins*
@@skilledsquid965 pickens*
yee y e s
@@yee5074 ik i realized that after i replied with it
Dark Dom: “idk why I woke up at 4am but I did”
Me as a kid that stayed up till 5-6am and then fell asleep: “pathetic”
I wasn't alone? I WASN'T ALONE!
Bruh same 😭 my parents just gave up in trying to put me to sleep so they left me in the lounge room watching tv, now they wonder why im so into historic incidents💀
@@accountpleaseplease MEE TOOOOOO OMG IM NOT ALONE EITHER
@@lizcameron POGGGGGGGG
Me who stays up until 12:00 AM and then falls asleep: “peasant”
My stupid child story:
_wait, I am a child.._
*my whole life is a lie.....*
*smh*
Das some good punctuation doe.
Me too kid, me too
YEE
@@germany3746 tru
When I was young I would think going to church would put a invisible blessed bubble around my house protecting from ghost and demons,
“Then she screamed I aM hERe-“
Me: >:D THe cHiLd iS aLl mIGhT
YES
Can we just appreciate the username 'Scottish Weeb'
Y e s
@@roccstar8086 :)
Child was the imposter 0 remain
:0 you watch on y hero academia to?
when i was a lil kid i would awake in the middle of the night and go ask my parents "is it morning yet?"
LOL
Me too for some weird reason
lmao
I probaly did tat
When I was 6 I wanted to sing a song for the elementary school talent show. However I didnt realize until I was onstage that I didnt actually know any of the words to the song. I cried for like an hour.
Oof
Here's my stupid story: One day when I was young, I wanted to use the stapler. My mom told me to be careful because she once stapled a staple into her skin. I told her I could do it.
Next thing I know, I stapled a staple into my finger.
And not a lot of years later, I said I would be careful with carrying a knife from the kitchen to the dining table, and I cut my hand. I have been extra careful with knives ever since.
I'm not sure these count as "stupid" but this video reminded me of these stories.
My stupid childhood story is: I was super afraid of leaves. So when fall came I wouldn't go outside. And the way I overcame it was naming all my stuffed animals. So that's my stupid childhood story.
Why.. why did you need to name all your stuffed animals to overcome your fear of.. leaves?
@@silly_.rabbit2 L E A F A N I M A L S
@@silly_.rabbit2 W E G O T T A N A M E T H E S E A N I M A L S
once i said poo is just food in your body
@lulu gaming cool
When I was young I had a dream where there was a bird leg in my mom's hair and for about half my life I thought that was real. I would always ask my mom "remember when you had that bird leg in your hair?" and when she said no every time I would get super pissed lmao XD
My stupid childhood story: When I was 5 or 6, when ever I watched someone die in a movie I would just laugh because I thought they died in real life and that made it funnier to me. I think I need help.
if you didn’t like gacha you would be normal
@@adore_lana r/letpeopleenjoywhattheywant
@@jacobalvarez5381 ok
@@jacobalvarez5381 r/ihavereddit
Yo whats going on here?? XD yes I like Gacha, so what? Let people like what they like, and worry about yourself
4:41 this happened to me one time and traumatized me forever lol
8:43 I remember a balloon popped right into my ear and im still scared of them. And that folks is why i have sensitive hearing
I bought heart shaped ballon 4 years ago and i was inflating one and it popped on my face and it also hurt my hands now im still scared of ballons
Im not very good at english so pls dont attack me or something
Sad
@CryBaby’s Universe ty
@@chonkybirbisabirb6735 yes very ;-;
When I was really little, I thought everyone were born the way they are right now, for example, I thought old people are born old people
Edit: THANK YALL FOR 69 LIKES!!!
I did to. We’ve all been there
Oh poor kid he was born with oldpeopleitos
same lol
I’ve thought of that when I was 4 to 7 years old
The kid in the thumbnail knows *exactly* what he's doing.
Which is scary
So does this one, 4:31
E
@yemmey choe stfu bot
Yeah he watched ZeFrank1’s teddy surgery video (better than it siunds) and knows the what to do.
2:33
Kid: Ok imma break dance for you all
Teacher: cool.
Kid: oh poop idk what the duck im doing.
As a child I tried to break my neck "to die"
Uh... now I can bearly go a day without having a panic attack
What do you thinked "die" was?
u good?
I guess im the only kid that doesnt do stupid stuff and doesnt think of stupid stuff
@@nerfgun3864 you did do something stupid at some point.
@@PabTSM-OfficialChannel uh yeah that thing is jump off of the 4th stair and land on one of my ankles on my sevond house currently being built in our backyard
I just still like that I had feelings when I was young, my mom didn't know that I knew she was giving me gifts at Christmas not Santa I wanted to not make her feel bad, I always said, 'Mom! Tell Santa I want (what I wanted)'
I respect my old self.
That's what I did too ☺️
@@tordlarssonlover That's sweet.
You dropped this, king ---->👑
@@colloncanai2084 Haha.
Same I didn't want to ruin it because my mom was upset when my older sisters were told by our old church and they never got to experience it.
Please do r/ofcoursethatsathing. Even if you did that one. I love that one.
"Anyone get a tingly feel in their thumb when they read that? Cuz I did."
I could feel the heartbeat in my thumb at that moment.
When I was little and Frozen first came out I remember going to recess and asking people if I sounded like Elsa and started singing let it go. I look back at this now and cringe so hard, I feel so bad for those girls 😅😂
I knew an Asian kid when I was in preschool and I thought he didn’t blink
as an asian, thats not an asian kid, we definitely dont blink.
@@bloupy-s-n-a-c lmao
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
one time my teacher thought i had wrote down a parent's signature for a field trip slip when really my dad did it and my teacher couldn't tell the difference because our handwriting is equally bad
Dark dom: ima bout to break dance
Kids: OMG HIS SPINNING! HES BREAK DANCING!
I walked in on my mum and her second boyfriend who I hated doing 'it'.
@@luisegonzalez1012 WTF
@@jamesgilmore2876 lol
@@luisegonzalez1012 excuse me what the fu-
@@nigerianprince9135 lol
@@luisegonzalez1012 I would say
HELLO WORLD I AM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
r/gachalifecringe i have long awaited for someone to make quality content about it
I used to like gacha smh. Seriously though, like these kids are into incest and pedos... it's kinda disturbing and now I wish I never got into that shit. I hate it here 🙃
th-cam.com/video/y1-F-9fHqug/w-d-xo.html
I'm part of the gacha community, but I would love this. But it's not funny at this time, since luni is close to committing suicide.
You're a monster the developer is almost committed suicide and the anti gacha community is just make fun on the game you are a heartless person
Riza Potencia who you saying that to
So once when I was a kid, my mum slept in and let me stay home. When everybody came home I saw one of the smaller busses for disabled kids (idk if this is a weird texas thing or not.) I asked my mum what those busses were for, and she was in a bad mood or somethin and said they were for kids who hit their head too hard. For some reason I decided I HAD to get on that bus, so I walked to the back of the room, then ran headfirst into the wall. I did this 5 or 6 times before my mum stopped me.
woolgathering those buses are not just a Texas thing we have em in Illinois too
We’ve got it in RI.
the fact that in 3:51 that wasn't Spiderman and that was captain America LOL
When I was a kid my parents didn’t give me a lot of sweets mostly chocolate, i in the most logical way I could think of I ate my own poop and my parents wherent able to, stop me...
...
Gamespluschallenges
Yea I know
Lmao
....
Wait poop isn't self-made chocolate?
*my whole life is a lie*
when I was around 4 , 5 , or 6 , I thought that getting fired from your job meant you would get thrown in a pit of fire or something lmao .
geez
Same lol
geeeez louiisisdisisisie
Looks like you took the word FIREd too literally when you were a kid.
lmao
When I was about 5 or 6 years old, my family took me to a Mexican restaurant which was offering “all you can eat tacos” on that day. I then proceeded to scream and cry because I thought that all I could eat was tacos and I couldn’t order anything else.
Ool
“
8:49 Same, except it was the popping in general that scared me enough that when I see them under any pressure or blown up quite a bit I would cover my ears and - if I could - run away.
You already know that there’s going to be some kid that comes through here and starts spamming comments with something stupid
B
D
ok
E
F
Me realizing that I was 100× more reasonable than these kids
Yeah same
Same here hon.
same lol
Same
When you know if dragons fart fire:
*S m o r t*
B I G B R A I N T I M E
fun fact: they do, just like unicorns fart rainbows
@@mewyorkcityf46607 hmmmmmm
Here's my stupid story:
When I was about six, we couldn't ever find the real monopoly, so we played bird monopoly.
My six year old mind thought that every time I bought one of the birds in game, I thought after we were done with the game, we would buy the birds that we bought in the game.
I was so distraught and I had thought my parents had lied and betrayed me, didnt talk to them for a week after that.
When I was a kid I used to be afraid of trees without leaves because I thought they were ghost stalking me
I remember when I was 10 I thought mustaches were long nose hairs, and when I told my parents this, they still tease me about it.
morshu
LOL
How did you believe that at TEN?
2:56 “yeah the rocks just spawned like that”
But who loaded that chunk?
Yeah.. who….
God
@@rafaelsalazar4139 he also loaded the whole world
USA 🇺🇸
@@nickibrysiak8692 i agree
I saw a random kid at Starbucks crying over a cake pop. I respect him. We all want the cake pops 🤝
When I was young, i thought there were places where when you played video games, the people would get a signal from your controller, and pulled a lever or something to make your character go, and i was really confused how they kept track of who was who when multiple people played at the same time lol.
Almost the same as an arcade.
r/noahgettheboat you haven't done that
yeah he has
@@sarahthornton26 wait he has? I didn't know!!! :0
@@that1dragonkid I think so at least
@@sarahthornton26 I searched it up and he hasn't yet
no he actually has, here th-cam.com/video/d0tGBCCE0lc/w-d-xo.html
Not mine, from a friend of mine, I'll reference "I" in this story as the friend, so it doesn't get more confusing.
As a kid I always saw my parents scrubbing everything to clean it.
One night I woke up to get water because I was thirsty and there was a giant bug on the table. After my thirst was gone, I proceeded to "clean" the "dust" with my bare hands. I made a ton of noise that woke up my dad. Dad came in, asked me what i was doing.
"I'm cleaning the table!" I said at literally past midnight
Here’s my story. I wasn’t the one being stupid, but I witnessed it. I watched 2 guys in my 1st (I think) grade class shove a half dead snake into a empty Cheetos bag.
They also all set up a wobbly wooden plank over two hills and made the girls walk the plank in order to get into their fort. I guess I didn’t have cooties or something cause I was permitted entrance without walking it, I walked it anyways cause it looked fun, needless to say it did not feel very safe.
This story is me being stupid. My mom was picking up a prescription at target, and I signed my moms name for her while she wasn’t looking. To be fair I was trying to help because I thought she forgot to sign it lol. Never did it again.
Childhood story: When I was little, I pronounced “ s” as “ f” . So when I said “socks “… it sounded like the F word. So all the older kids at my church would gather around me and make me say words like sock 😂
“Say suck”
was that one of em?
i used to pronounce ''th'' as ''f'' lol
@@joelfulcher3470 same!
Imagine you telling someone that they suck
@@joelfulcher3470 than? Fan
*Story:*
So when I was in kindergarten/first grade, I had this little blue paper that my mom had to sign to show I did my work or something. So, one day she didn’t sign it. So I looked at the other two times she wrote her signature on the paper and copied it. I told my mom immediately after for some stupid reason
What happened next?
@@pumpkin6192 Can’t remember.
Oh.
@@catz_circus heeyy, did you do that hannah montana episode agaain?
@@retrosampleguy wdym? -Ranboo + Wilbur
Fun fact: when i was little i thought every fat person was pregnant
Oh god that got memories flooding back, when I was 6, she had recently had my sister. And she told me “her belly would return to normal in 8 months” barely 9 months passed and I asked “why are you still fat?” .
She got overweight
"ThAtS fAtPhObIc"
- 🤓
I'm pregnant then...
2:40 I laughed for like a minute straight while eating icecream, help! 😆 😆
My childhood story that traumatized me: So I've never actually liked the dentist. I Once got punched in the mouth and my tooth went sideways, My mom took
me to the dentist , I started crying And My mom told me my doctor already took the tooth out.
I think I need help.
Edit:thanks for the one like
@Johnny Gonzalez what?
you okay?
I hope
@@amom7835 justmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonikajustmonika
@@enderpichugaming U
No one :
Not a single soul:
Fortnite character: iMa HaVe a SeiZuRe
8:16 But wait there's more! After the unban message there is a comment saying "But the account is not banned" then after that the kid says "Wait so I can keep hacking?"