I remember when I was in kindergarten I noticed that at lunch one of the girls was taking off the bread of their burger and only eating the patty. I asked her “Why are you eating it like that?” She responded with “I don’t like cheese.” Another time at kindergarten people would call me gross for eating the meat off of the fried chicken instead of only the skin or breading. Ever since, I thought I was the only intelligent kid in the entire class.
A dumb story: When I was in kindergarten some kid who was built like a 12 year old promised to be my friend in return of him "looking" at my toys. He always kept them and I kept falling for it. Another dumb story: So basically, in the same kindergarten there was basically a "mafia" (boys group) consisting of literally every boy in the kindergarten. I was one of the few who couldn't join, and when I asked if I could join they would give me those ridiculous tasks so they could make me look like an idiot. I did everything they told me to do without falling for their traps. Some kid named eric (basically the literal godfather of the whole group) was so astonished that I became one of his best friends. Talk about rags to riches.
Here’s an interesting one. As a kid, I liked making up silly words. One night, I called my older sister the B word in front of my mom and our neighbor without knowing that it was already a vulgar slang, and I swear I didn’t hear it from anywhere, I thought I had made up a silly word. Let’s just saying I went to bed crying and confused that night.
Reminded me of one time i called my older sister a hoe, not knowing what it meant and referring to "y'know, from minecraft!" when she looked at me in horror
Back with another dumb kid story: When I was younger I used to think that cartoon characters were real, like I could meet them in real life if I wanted. But then I saw the credits of my little pony and saw that some had the same voice actor. I then assumed that I could still meet them and that they were just people in costumes who had fast changes whenever a new scene came on (because i also thought everything was live) but then I saw 2 characters with the same voice actor on a clip at the same time and I figured out they weren't real. I cried because I couldn't meet my favorite my little ponies 😔😔😔😔
Well because of all this new technology that’s happening maybe in the future they’ll make a TV that you can jump into and then you can actually meet them
when i was in 7th grade i stuck one of those brass paper fasteners in an outlet at school, the only thing that stopped me from recieving an AC current to the hand was a piece of masking tape that i put on the end. the outlet must have had no fuse tho because it made a loud buzzing sound and a huge flash of orange light but somehow my teacher didn't notice
When I was a kid I was about to sleep and asked for water, then Dad pointed out the cup of water next to my bed, and I didn't know how gravity worked and tried to drink it laying down, only for it to spill all over my head and pillow, and Dad got mad at me for dumping it on my head even though I didn't know it would happen
Here’s my dumb story: When I was 3 years old, I thought that you could actually meet the characters and people on the TV if you went inside it, so I smashed the TV with a bike pump. Oops…
when i was younger i always thought normal youtube videos were live streams so whenever a youtuber said "2 days later" i thought they were time traveling another one: when i was at kindergarten i had a friend. i didnt like eating olives but liked eating cheese, and he didnt like eating cheese but liked eating olives. so whenever we were at lunch i would give him my olives, he would give me his cheese
when i was little my sister and i played a survival game and we wanted to make it as realistic as possible; so we had to do everything outside. even pooping. so we made a bathroom outside in the yard (it was a corner with leaves) and actually did our business in it. i was the mastermind behind this totally awesome immersive game, and even after my sister questioned it; i insisted she go in the yard because it would ruin the immersion otherwise. ("no its more realistic") the "bathroom"had privacy but that was about it. it was completely unsanitary. anyway days later my dad found our poop in the yard and assumed it was animal poop but was confused by why it smelled so bad and so much like human poop. i immediately was like oh shit i have to tell him now. i confessed and i dont remember what happened after that but after that day i understood why pooping outside is actually worse than peeing outside, and to never do it again. idk how my dad cleaned that up but he was very mad
11:05 babies have a psychological development stage, and although I can’t remember what it is, they lose perception of objects they can’t see, for example if you put a ball under a blanket they will think the ball vanished, but you know the ball is underneath it because you have well surpassed that stage of development, so when you play peekaboo with a baby, they think your face disappears and I guess once they get past that stage, they take along the “If I can’t see you, you can’t see me” Probably because you’re covering your eyes
Some very random, somehow very stupid moment I once had as a kid -I once ate a the head of small-foam crocodile and cried immediately (i haven’t felt or heard of any negative signs, maybe it just bit it off?) -I had a water balloon once from elementary, i got to keep it home, then popped it, and cried. (HONORABLE MENTION)-When I didn’t have a account back then, I was watching Dashie gaming and I proceeded to type into the email text box, from what I can remember, “stop being so angry😡😡😡😡” it’s not very stupid but still makes me think about what I was thinking There could be more but honestly idk
I would crush a packet of crisps (chips for US folks) in my hands and then proceed to lick the flavouring off my fingers. I guess weird eating habits aren't all _that_ uncommon...
7:07 I remember seeing this on a TV show at my dad's house. They also played a clip of a kid being really excited over bacon. Afterwards they edited the 2 clips together and it went like "Wasabi? Bacon! Wasabi? Bacon! .... BAAAAACOOON!!! Help." Back then I thought it was the best thing ever. I think there's a recording of it on my tablet there, but I don't go there anymore.
Every next year feels futuristic, to me atleast. 3:06 child was not harmed, just got scared of everyone getting shocked. Why was tha censored? YT being dramatic?
Not a mechanic, but if the thumbnail happens to your car with their steering with knees, I recommend keeping an eye out for the steering light if that vehicle uses a hydraulic steering system, the transmission one, and for the RPM meter sharply jumping!
When I was in kindergarten, we always had a video of announcements at the end of the day. The first thing to come on was always this giant bunny that made a really loud "SHHHHH" noise to try and get kids to be quiet, I guess. But I was scared of the bunny because the noise was too loud, and I would cover my ears starting like 15 MINUTES before the announcements came on to make sure I didn't hear it
3:04 this wasn’t a kids are stupid moment… this is a parents are stupid moment. Who in their right mind would put a baby in reach of a candle, a burning one at that 🤦🏻
10:53 My little brother used to employ this tactic all the time. Only difference is if you would ask him what he's doing, he would shout "I'M INVISIBLE"
4:20 this reminds me of the time when me and my little brother (who cant swim) went to a lake. I went out to the drop off and was just treading water but then my little brother tried to leave the shallow area and immediately pannicked. He grabbed on to my neck and starting choking me and pushing me under the water just so he could breath, and he almost drowned me but my dad noticed and grabbed him off of me. It was terrifying.
When I was little, my mom left me on her phone unsupervised, and then I saw a fnaf sfm animation where foxy called someone a bitch. I don’t know why, but my tiny brain mistook that as a huge compliment, so my mom was randomly visited by me only to hear, “Mommy, your a bitch!”
When I was 5 (or so) I sat in the toilet & put the set over me like a seat belt. Long story short, I got stuck & our buildings maintenance man had to come and rescue my dumb-butt.
When I was like 5, I was in a Sam’s Club store with my parents, and I was talking to a stranger or something next to them, and randomly stated like “My address is (redacted, duh), come over to my house if you wanna!” …I think I invoked a certain fear in them for the next few days. I was a stupid kid.
When I was seven or something I was worried that if I didn't play with my toys enough that they would come alive at night and kill me. I was a paranoid child.
I used to tie up my stuffed animals so they wouldn't kill me at night. This specific one named Bob was blindfolded and tied up with two scarves, one for the legs, one for the arms, then I brought his legs and arms to his chest, and I bound them to his chest with a string. I also put him in the closet and put my halo energy sword interlocking with the doorknobs, so if he tried to push the closet open, the sword would stop it. I tossed all of my stuffed animals except for the ones I trusted into the closet, and now they live in my brother's room. I am safe.
For the glass, (around 3:45-ish) depending on what type of glass it is, blunt force does not break glass easily, but one burs of energy in a single point will usually break the glass.
That reminds me of the time I was having my diaper changed (This was before I was potty trained) and my mom said I needed my nose cleaned so I blew a booger out of my nose ON PURPOSE
Just the other day I had some grocery store sushi, I accidentally knocked the unopened container on the ground. I didn't notice a chunk of Wasabi stuck to a piece of sushi before I are it... I feel her pain.
@sblm2797 lmao, that's very unfortunate. Did you know that REAL Wasabi is apparently not even spicy?? Basically everywhere but Japan has fake Wasabi that is usually made from some other stuff including I think horseradish. I haven't tried the real one, but I wanna one day
@sblm2797 It's so saddd, I just wanna try the real thing! Even if I don't end up liking it. One thing not related to this convo at all, but I also believe that everyone should try mustard on their sandwiches! Not that cruddy yellow paste thing we see at the store, but the actual plant- its actually kinda spicy but looks exactly like lettuce lmao
My sister was once playing hide and seek with my mom, she was 3, and mom counts to 10, turns around, and my sister is laying facedown on the floor with her eyes covered by her hands
When my older brother was 4, he really liked hats. He would like them so much that he would wear them in pictures. One time, my dad was taking a picture with him, and he decided it would be " funny" if he took his hat off, put it on my dad's head, pull the string back, and launch the string into my dads eyes. My dad has a pic of it on his phone, and to this day, he still has it😂
i thought that you had to have the same last name to marry someone for the longest time so whenever i had a crush i would just punch my wall cause they never had the same last name as me.
When i was a tiny shit head, i asked what an apple was. My mom said it was a candy so that i would eat apples. Later i came home after school with a metal pipe and asked what it was.
give me video ideas for this year 🙏
No
No
Make a cat video
kids trying to cheat on tests
No
I remember when I was in kindergarten I noticed that at lunch one of the girls was taking off the bread of their burger and only eating the patty. I asked her “Why are you eating it like that?”
She responded with “I don’t like cheese.”
Another time at kindergarten people would call me gross for eating the meat off of the fried chicken instead of only the skin or breading. Ever since, I thought I was the only intelligent kid in the entire class.
HELP?? THEY CALLED YOU WEIRD FOR NOT EATING THE CHICKEN NORMALLY??😭😭
💀
It's kindergarten. We would be dumb back then.
youre right for believing that
*Girl takes carrots out of a salad*
“Why did you take the carrots out?”
Girl: “ because I don’t like the lettuce”
A dumb story:
When I was in kindergarten some kid who was built like a 12 year old promised to be my friend in return of him "looking" at my toys. He always kept them and I kept falling for it.
Another dumb story:
So basically, in the same kindergarten there was basically a "mafia" (boys group) consisting of literally every boy in the kindergarten. I was one of the few who couldn't join, and when I asked if I could join they would give me those ridiculous tasks so they could make me look like an idiot. I did everything they told me to do without falling for their traps. Some kid named eric (basically the literal godfather of the whole group) was so astonished that I became one of his best friends. Talk about rags to riches.
That mafia story sounded like a Movie
that 12 year old kid a menace oh my god
Dang I wanna be in a mafia group. 💀
sounds like a good animated movie plot ngl
Why does this sound like a movie or smthin?😂
When I was like 6 I sang a maroon 5 song while spinning around and tangling myself in chargers
@@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MANSureeeeeeeeeee
@@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MANwhat a fool😂😂
lmao that sounds like something I would've done
@@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN yeah youre better than darkdoom. But darkdoom is better than you at being better than darkdoom.
@@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MANspelt it wrong but ok
11:41
_"You can pet anywhere else, just not the butthole."_
*LOUD CRYING BAPY NOISES*
ah yes bapy
Honestly I would feel the same if I was that bapy
9:04 “can we get Pizza Hut?” This kid is relatable I fucking swear that got my dying 💀
and yet thats probably the most wholesome clip in the whole video 😂
@@lucasduncan-fp1oqikr
*me
Here’s an interesting one. As a kid, I liked making up silly words. One night, I called my older sister the B word in front of my mom and our neighbor without knowing that it was already a vulgar slang, and I swear I didn’t hear it from anywhere, I thought I had made up a silly word. Let’s just saying I went to bed crying and confused that night.
This person really reverse-engineered a swear
i thought it was gonna be the n word
@@anachr0n1sm wouldnt that have been something
That is just insanely bad luck.
Reminded me of one time i called my older sister a hoe, not knowing what it meant and referring to "y'know, from minecraft!" when she looked at me in horror
Back with another dumb kid story:
When I was younger I used to think that cartoon characters were real, like I could meet them in real life if I wanted. But then I saw the credits of my little pony and saw that some had the same voice actor. I then assumed that I could still meet them and that they were just people in costumes who had fast changes whenever a new scene came on (because i also thought everything was live) but then I saw 2 characters with the same voice actor on a clip at the same time and I figured out they weren't real. I cried because I couldn't meet my favorite my little ponies 😔😔😔😔
😔
Well because of all this new technology that’s happening maybe in the future they’ll make a TV that you can jump into and then you can actually meet them
@@real.roninthomasvidsyou’d go inside the wiring and circuits inside the tv, not dimmsdale or bikini bottom
@@real.roninthomasvidsI mean I think it would be more of a VR show
@@NickLogoAbk2913 Nah I tried it. I'm in Bikini Bottom right now.
like how the little boy just continues to calmly play with the truck while his sister has a breakdown
He was taking it from her.
Did I say that buddy?
@@sherryvanliew7254 She is not even 1 years old. She is a baby. She isn't overreacting.
Bro everyone in these replies are just dicks 😭
Funny comment btw
When I was 4 I broke my arm doing Mario jumps off a swivel chair
6:04 looks like a certain villain from a certain book series/show about unlikely and unfortunate events
when i was in 7th grade i stuck one of those brass paper fasteners in an outlet at school, the only thing that stopped me from recieving an AC current to the hand was a piece of masking tape that i put on the end. the outlet must have had no fuse tho because it made a loud buzzing sound and a huge flash of orange light but somehow my teacher didn't notice
Dude that was an electrical bolt
No I remember that 💀
💀 bro had to do it in 7th grade
I cut a 220 line only thing that saved me was rubber handled sheers but I was 31 at the time.
the concerning bit is"at the time"@@marty5782
Honestly, I can understand the kid that insisted on eating the whole block of cheese.
Sometimes I just want a gigantic slab of cheese.
#relatable
#relatable
#relatable
#relatable
#relatable
When I was a kid I was about to sleep and asked for water, then Dad pointed out the cup of water next to my bed, and I didn't know how gravity worked and tried to drink it laying down, only for it to spill all over my head and pillow, and Dad got mad at me for dumping it on my head even though I didn't know it would happen
Some kids are so dumb
Your dad got mad at u?? Not like actual mad right?...
@@skulkingshadowi'm pretty sure anyone could've gotten mad if their kid just dumped water on themselves and now that the whole bed is wet
Got me rolling
6:49
Girl: She loves me
Cat: *Kill me*
3:32 "my opinion is- THUNK!"
5:03 "CHAOS,CHAOS!"
LET IT RAIN!
finish the lyrics
One time when I was 5 I threw my older brothers game boy across the living room and behind the couch. It still works perfectly fine today
gonna snitch
Don’t worry I was throwing a fit and my mom witnessed it.
Man don't remind me of when I broke my brother's xbox because he beat me in a game 6 years ago 😭😭😭
Meanwhile my Wii U Gamepad fell a whopping 3 feet off my bed and the screen shattered.
I once threw a phone and it still works but with a screen that half works
That pizza hut one really cracked me up lmaooo
"The energy coming from your heart is hurting my heart" BRUUUHHH
LOLLLL
LOLLLL
LOLLLL
Here’s my dumb story: When I was 3 years old, I thought that you could actually meet the characters and people on the TV if you went inside it, so I smashed the TV with a bike pump. Oops…
IM ORBITINF
My brother smashed our old Samsung TV with a hammer
@@TH-camMillionaire456 no we got a new tv
@@rockpie.iso.tar.bz2did he think that he could upgrade it like Fixit Felix??
@@jimmybigproyes nope, he just did it.
when i was younger i always thought normal youtube videos were live streams so whenever a youtuber said "2 days later" i thought they were time traveling
another one:
when i was at kindergarten i had a friend. i didnt like eating olives but liked eating cheese, and he didnt like eating cheese but liked eating olives. so whenever we were at lunch i would give him my olives, he would give me his cheese
The clip with the toddler crying and running for his life on the treadmill over the Sonic X theme the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! 😂
5:03 funniest thing I’ve seen in years. The way he just hits his head on purpose and rolls around the floor is so funny
Fr
The put in sound effects makes it so much more funny
when i was little my sister and i played a survival game and we wanted to make it as realistic as possible; so we had to do everything outside. even pooping. so we made a bathroom outside in the yard (it was a corner with leaves) and actually did our business in it. i was the mastermind behind this totally awesome immersive game, and even after my sister questioned it; i insisted she go in the yard because it would ruin the immersion otherwise. ("no its more realistic") the "bathroom"had privacy but that was about it. it was completely unsanitary. anyway days later my dad found our poop in the yard and assumed it was animal poop but was confused by why it smelled so bad and so much like human poop. i immediately was like oh shit i have to tell him now. i confessed and i dont remember what happened after that but after that day i understood why pooping outside is actually worse than peeing outside, and to never do it again. idk how my dad cleaned that up but he was very mad
That’s pretty funny your poor dad
im dying right now XD
9:42 I actually started cheering for the birthday girl and my mom just stared at me LOL
3:32 i proud that she did not cried
11:05 babies have a psychological development stage, and although I can’t remember what it is, they lose perception of objects they can’t see, for example if you put a ball under a blanket they will think the ball vanished, but you know the ball is underneath it because you have well surpassed that stage of development, so when you play peekaboo with a baby, they think your face disappears and I guess once they get past that stage, they take along the “If I can’t see you, you can’t see me”
Probably because you’re covering your eyes
Some very random, somehow very stupid moment I once had as a kid
-I once ate a the head of small-foam crocodile and cried immediately (i haven’t felt or heard of any negative signs, maybe it just bit it off?)
-I had a water balloon once from elementary, i got to keep it home, then popped it, and cried.
(HONORABLE MENTION)-When I didn’t have a account back then, I was watching Dashie gaming and I proceeded to type into the email text box, from what I can remember, “stop being so angry😡😡😡😡” it’s not very stupid but still makes me think about what I was thinking
There could be more but honestly idk
When I was like 7 I would chew a single bite of apple without the skin for 20 minutes to "make applesauce" in my mouth lol
I would crush a packet of crisps (chips for US folks) in my hands and then proceed to lick the flavouring off my fingers.
I guess weird eating habits aren't all _that_ uncommon...
When i was younger i span around in my living room and acted like i was blending food.
what?
9:27 intructions unclear, am now grounded for 7 years
7:07 I remember seeing this on a TV show at my dad's house. They also played a clip of a kid being really excited over bacon. Afterwards they edited the 2 clips together and it went like "Wasabi? Bacon! Wasabi? Bacon! .... BAAAAACOOON!!! Help." Back then I thought it was the best thing ever. I think there's a recording of it on my tablet there, but I don't go there anymore.
Sorry
Every next year feels futuristic, to me atleast.
3:06 child was not harmed, just got scared of everyone getting shocked. Why was tha censored? YT being dramatic?
Maybe because some people are sensitive to certain stuff like people touching fire (this was not meant to be rude :)
@@FL0WFANTAS7PAWS ok i guess that makes sense
No the real video he was harm from the hand, he grab the fire un intentionally, to blow it out but he burns his hand burning himself
This clearly shows even small children are capable of deception.
I read this in the voice of a British narrator
@@phantombobaBro now I’m craving Earl Gray 💀
Not a mechanic, but if the thumbnail happens to your car with their steering with knees, I recommend keeping an eye out for the steering light if that vehicle uses a hydraulic steering system, the transmission one, and for the RPM meter sharply jumping!
When I was in Preschool I went to the other classroom and wrote “Jeopardy” on the chalkboard for no flipping reason whatsoever
3:31 Your arm is hurt. Her head:💀😭
When I was in kindergarten, we always had a video of announcements at the end of the day. The first thing to come on was always this giant bunny that made a really loud "SHHHHH" noise to try and get kids to be quiet, I guess. But I was scared of the bunny because the noise was too loud, and I would cover my ears starting like 15 MINUTES before the announcements came on to make sure I didn't hear it
I probably would've done the same
What dumbass even thinks of shit like that anway?
"I know how to get toddlers to shut up: traumatise them"
7:59 i was laughing at this for 15 minutes straight what is wrong with me☠️☠️☠️
3:04 this wasn’t a kids are stupid moment… this is a parents are stupid moment. Who in their right mind would put a baby in reach of a candle, a burning one at that 🤦🏻
womp womp
for my sisters first birthday we did the same thing. With a sparkler. 😅
@@karenbailey-pb3ly you better pray
This is literally my pyromania origin story
Was about to comment the same thing
5:07 bro is not Neymar
10:08 Michael Afton planning the bite of 83 on the Crying Childs bday in fnaf 4:
YAKKO STOP
Once when I was 5 I put sunscreen on the walls of my room so it would smell better
I don't even like the smell of sunscreen if were 5-year-old you id put deodorant on the walls much better
@@phoenixpetlock lol. idk why i thought it would smell good
@@ilatsuenah I’ve done worse when I was like four I Literary drew my name on all walls very big and I think the marker was permanent I think 💀
@@astronaut_11 Lol. I just remembered when I was 6 I didn't have posters in my room so I just drew some on the wall
Understandable
The help at 7:27 had me rolling because wasn't that a sound that people used for memes awhile ago? but it had me dying 🤣🤣💀
10:18 Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
Penguin of madagascar reference😮
2:45 bro said "ima check if friendly fire is on"
Lmao
6:51 the cats like can you kill that thing touching me
1:45 I experienced the same thought process, 100% thought he was going to open it too far and go tumbling.
I thought he would fall
i thought he was going to fall into whatever that was i thought it was water
It’s not to embarrassing but I used to wonder how the car blinker knew where we were going
10:53 My little brother used to employ this tactic all the time. Only difference is if you would ask him what he's doing, he would shout "I'M INVISIBLE"
00:10 bro was getting beat up by ghost
FR😂😂
FR LOL
Toe
7:37 She was like ''Help!"
Yeah, lol
H E L P
4:20 this reminds me of the time when me and my little brother (who cant swim) went to a lake. I went out to the drop off and was just treading water but then my little brother tried to leave the shallow area and immediately pannicked. He grabbed on to my neck and starting choking me and pushing me under the water just so he could breath, and he almost drowned me but my dad noticed and grabbed him off of me. It was terrifying.
Like that one SpongeBob episode where Patrick almost drowns SpongeBob trying to get some air.
holy shit man, did he get scolded?
@WingzVR never. He is the youngest so no punishment and a million presents + all the attention.
@@NoodleIDK13 dang, the way parents treat their children based on how early they were born.
@@NoodleIDK13 how did your lil bro react to it? ( as in after you almost drowned)
5:01 was the most funny for me. Tries to get up while also still rolling on the floor.
I once brainwashed myself into thinking my primary/elementary school was some evil business, and one event after another, I got sent to the principal.
Because its true
When I was little, my mom left me on her phone unsupervised, and then I saw a fnaf sfm animation where foxy called someone a bitch. I don’t know why, but my tiny brain mistook that as a huge compliment, so my mom was randomly visited by me only to hear, “Mommy, your a bitch!”
the kid trying to pet the dogs butt was something else
9:36 tbh i would probably also be genuinely mad if this happened to me when i was young 😅
Same
9:50 they should not have stopped her it's what that other girl gets
10:29 man give that girl her cheese
10:35 cheese cake 🤯🤯🤯
When I was 5 (or so) I sat in the toilet & put the set over me like a seat belt. Long story short, I got stuck & our buildings maintenance man had to come and rescue my dumb-butt.
Bro how does a five year old get stuck in the toilet. They should literally be falling in entire body
When I was like 5, I was in a Sam’s Club store with my parents, and I was talking to a stranger or something next to them, and randomly stated like “My address is (redacted, duh), come over to my house if you wanna!”
…I think I invoked a certain fear in them for the next few days.
I was a stupid kid.
5 year olds can remember addresses?
@@caltheanimal1447Mozart was a musical genius at the age of 4.
3:38 "Is my arm okay?"
9:49 that weave is glued on tight.
10:04 this child gives off those annoying middle school girl vibes
When I was seven or something I was worried that if I didn't play with my toys enough that they would come alive at night and kill me.
I was a paranoid child.
Was this fear caused by toy story by any chance?
@Creme_Brulee_Cookie No, not really. I heard about the movie Chucky and started to get paranoid, lol.
Stop watching toy story
I used to tie up my stuffed animals so they wouldn't kill me at night. This specific one named Bob was blindfolded and tied up with two scarves, one for the legs, one for the arms, then I brought his legs and arms to his chest, and I bound them to his chest with a string. I also put him in the closet and put my halo energy sword interlocking with the doorknobs, so if he tried to push the closet open, the sword would stop it. I tossed all of my stuffed animals except for the ones I trusted into the closet, and now they live in my brother's room.
I am safe.
Toy Story 6: Rise of the Toys
For the glass, (around 3:45-ish) depending on what type of glass it is, blunt force does not break glass easily, but one burs of energy in a single point will usually break the glass.
The first kid could also be a footballer
Soccer player*
@@forceghostyoda5730ladies and gentlemen, we have an American! It’s called football everywhere else
@@davyspencergaming8655 no its not called football everywhere else
@@forceghostyoda5730yes it is called football everywhere else
@@graycatsaderow australia? What do they call it down there?
4:06 that kid handled high mode on the treadmill pretty good
7:02 The cat is like "Why did you get him"
When I was like 3 I yelled at my mom to put my booger back after she picked a booger out of my nose because I wanted it to stay there
Wtf
That reminds me of the time I was having my diaper changed (This was before I was potty trained) and my mom said I needed my nose cleaned so I blew a booger out of my nose ON PURPOSE
Your mom picks your boogers 😂😂😂 bro
@@Animation-and-crap Of course
It said they were 3 when that happened
Bro, from after the wasabi clip ive been outta breath laughing
Just the other day I had some grocery store sushi, I accidentally knocked the unopened container on the ground. I didn't notice a chunk of Wasabi stuck to a piece of sushi before I are it... I feel her pain.
@sblm2797 lmao, that's very unfortunate. Did you know that REAL Wasabi is apparently not even spicy?? Basically everywhere but Japan has fake Wasabi that is usually made from some other stuff including I think horseradish.
I haven't tried the real one, but I wanna one day
@@zhongliidonglii yes, our Wasabi has pretty much everything, except for actual Wasabi root. Lol! I've never had the real stuff ether.
@sblm2797 It's so saddd, I just wanna try the real thing! Even if I don't end up liking it.
One thing not related to this convo at all, but I also believe that everyone should try mustard on their sandwiches! Not that cruddy yellow paste thing we see at the store, but the actual plant- its actually kinda spicy but looks exactly like lettuce lmao
10:26 I thought it was soap 😂😂😂
Same
3:30 girl was more concerned about her elbow than the fact that SHE BANGED HER FACE INTO A CORNER
10:42 I honestly thought it was a sponge.
My sister was once playing hide and seek with my mom, she was 3, and mom counts to 10, turns around, and my sister is laying facedown on the floor with her eyes covered by her hands
I feel so bad to the kid who got his ... Pinched
the kid reacting to wasabi by just saying "help..."
That cat was so happy that I could feel the vibe it was giving off😂
When I was 5, i ate a dandelion and pissed myself a few seconds later. My daycare rocked
Stick it to the man
4:25 if i was in this situation i would just turn upside down
If im dying THEN YOURE DYING WITH ME
LMAO
YO CHILLLL😭😭
9:44 i would do the same
same
Same
Same
Based asf
Same
The first one is just preparing to be a professional Karen when she grows up 💀💀💀
When my older brother was 4, he really liked hats. He would like them so much that he would wear them in pictures. One time, my dad was taking a picture with him, and he decided it would be " funny" if he took his hat off, put it on my dad's head, pull the string back, and launch the string into my dads eyes. My dad has a pic of it on his phone, and to this day, he still has it😂
The kid saying help got me cracking
When i was a kid, i thought tiny fairies operated traffic lights......💀
Lmao
That’s cute though
didnt all of us tho-
i thought there were motion sensors, i was not a very child
i thought there was someone controlling the traffic lights
6:13 HMMM
HUMMM
3 emeralds
It’s 1:50 AM, I can NOT be laughing like this😭😭😭
10:47 this kid ain’t gonna sh*t for weeks 💀
i thought that you had to have the same last name to marry someone for the longest time so whenever i had a crush i would just punch my wall cause they never had the same last name as me.
10:47 look at her hands, she was having an allergic reaction
She probably colored herself with a red marker before this
Doesen't look like it@@havenshaw7856
@@havenshaw7856 What I was about to say
I’m just happy my mom didn’t put my stupid moments on the internet 😂
You fell off.
@@UnusualSandvichTF2True. Connor pugs is cringe
@@Daniel636-j7l did anything happen?
@@Tiperia hes milking skibidi toilet
@@Daniel636-j7l not too egregious. Ive seen worse
“I’m surprised it didn’t shatter”
Me: “im surprised she didn’t pass out or even cry” 😂😂
The acting was truely flawless 👏👏👏
11:55 sometimes I just kinda wanna..
*rips heart out of chest*
Im sorry but that’s the truth, and I have no regrets saying that.
Not first💀☠️💀☠️💀
I actually relate 💀
When i was a tiny shit head, i asked what an apple was. My mom said it was a candy so that i would eat apples. Later i came home after school with a metal pipe and asked what it was.
2:20 i just know that slap hurt
"help"
-famous last word
11:50 bud thoght it was the headless dog😂😂😂😂😂
2:07 when i realized i started screaming like the kid 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Can we take a moment to appreciate dom for all the effort he shoves inside our bodies at full force? ❤❤❤
WHAT
AYO?
God help me💀
HUH??
I believe he means all the effort he put in his video's this year but still i understand @@bomasempetite