1:39 My mom was huge into essential oils and there was one that smelled really good. It was sitting on the table, so me and my sister made one out of clay (looked nothing like it-) and stole it, replacing it with the clay one. Right in front of my mom. Me and my sister hid under the table, and smelled it. My mom only laughed and took a picture
When I was 3 I asked a black woman, "Are you a chocolate lady?" Fortunately, she was cool with it and laughed it off. When I was 4, I asked a woman with a shaved head "Are you a boy or a girl?" she said she had cancer and something else and didn't laugh it off like the other lady. I was lectured by a total stranger.
When I was four, I saw a black woman on the bus and asked my mom loudly, "Why is her skin darker?" and my mom explained it to me. I simply replied "Oh. I think it's pretty!" Telling by her smile I think I made her day.
Lol I had very short hair in 4th grade,so I was talking to a couple people and our sub came up to me and said be quite little boy. Lol- I mean ha I was super shocked.
I know This comment is a joke,But the original comment was by: Jesus is good. It had a cat profile(do not let YuB see!!) just commenting this so nobody says it was copied. Edit:kinda saved you.
Once we went to a Chinese restaurant and my mom asked me what I wanted to drink and a just casually asked in front of the waiter: do the Chinese have root beer? My family still laughs at me for it.
When I was 4 I argued with a snail in the garden for an hour because it didn't reply when I said hi to it. It was more of a one-sided conversation but hey, at least I knew what manners were.
When I was little, me and my cousins would play man hunt (hide and seek in the dark). One time I hid on the roof and couldn't get back down. I won because I refused to ask for help till everyone gave up trying to look for me.
Exactly. Im A Kid, And I Know What 70×7 Is. Is It Wrong It Took Me 10 Months To Realize The Comment I Replied To Is A Joke, And I Just Managed To Make An Idiot Of Myself? Edit 2: Yes, I Know This Wasn't The Best Display Of Intelligence, But It's All I Had At The Time, Now Fuck Off.
Kid: What are you doing mommy? Mom: Baking a lemon loaf, watchu want? Kid: Nothing, I just dont like lemon loafs. Mom: Ohhhh sorry its a lemonade cake Kid: *m e m e l i k e c a k e*
When i was 8 I was at church praying with my family and some kid in kindergarten walked up to my brother and asked him what his favorite number was and he said “7 because it’s the holy number”, and I yelled “the number 7 is trash because I did the most embarrassing thing I have ever did in my entire life when I was 7 years old” and my brother explained to me that just because something very embarrassing happened when you were 7 does not change the fact that it is the holy number, I was so embarrassed that I did a TikTok dance in front if everyone to make that moment seem less embarrassing.
When I was a small child I thought that the saying "dig a hole to China" was true and my neighbor's kids and I would spend hours digging holes in their backyard trying to dig to china. We would always get excited and talk about what we would do when we got there.
I was 7 and I overheard my older sisters talking about prostitutes. I asked what a prostitute was and they told me it was somebody who puts on a lot of makeup and uses their body to make money. My child brain offers this and figures hmm another word for clown. So we go to the circus. The clowns roll out. I just wanted to impress people with my big new word. I yell at the top of my lungs," Look at the funny prostitutes". The whole tent went dead silent for about 3 seconds....
“When life gives you lemons, call them ‘rare yellow limes’ and sell them for 3X the price.” I saw this comment and thought it sounded like something the Eds would do as a scam, lol. 😂
When i was 4 years old, my family went to look at a house we were thinking of buying. Me and my friends decided to go to the back yard to look around. We ended up finding some sharp glass that was about 3x1 feet on the ground near the houses shed. We all decided it was a good idea to throw the sharp glass at the shed we did not own. I then made the stupid decision to off and throw a piece of glass with one hand, resulting in a cut-open finger and around half a gallon of blood lost
Once when I was 4 I was really bored so I took my little child safe scissors and went up to my moms huge cactus and cut a piece then it burned my mouth so I went up to my mom and said my mouth burns and she’s like why what made it burn and I said I drank da milk, she said what milk?! I pointed to the cactus, then we called poison control, they said I was going to be fine, let’s just say it hurt coming out
@@mcbclark1163 A poison control center is a medical facility that is able to provide immediate, free, and expert treatment advice and assistance over the telephone in case of exposure to poisonous or hazardous substances. taken from Wikipedia
when my brother was four my mother walked in on my brother with his ear under the sink with the water running, my mom asked him what he was doing and his reply was "shhhh, the water is telling me it's secrets." XD
My sister would lock the door in my parents room and cut her hair, she came out of the room and I was like what did you do and she goes, “I want to be a boy” XD but she looked like a mushroom head instead.
When I was a kid I learned about being kind to everyone, so I went to town with my mum and started smiling at everyone, I then got really angry if they wouldn't smile back. :/
One time when I was 10 I put salad dressing instead of maple syrup on my waffles and I wondered why it tasted weird, by the time my dad came down I had eaten half of the waffle, he saw it, took it from my hands tossed in the compost and walked of without saying a word.
Mrgoldyshibe we shade both the maple syrup and salad dressing in the same type of tubes, also the salad dressing wasn't white it was around the same shade of color as the syrup.
My sister always asked me if I could bring her something. When I said that I don't know where it is, she walked to the thing, pointed on it, and than walked away.
When I was 4 I was sitting in the car with my dad. Their was a lot of traffic that day so my dad was road raging. About 5 minuets in my dad yells “What the f**k are these people doing?!?”. 4 year old me responded with “I don’t know what the f**k their doing daddy.” From that day forward I think I was secretly my dads favorite child.
Didn't that kid get his own cereal, his own giant mystery egg, his own squishies, his own slime, his own mystery putty, his own toys, his own isle in some stores and even his own GAME for PC, Xbox, PS4 and Nintendo Switch?
I remeber when I was like 3-ish I stuck my finger into a vent and started to cry my mom thought I got a toy stuck in the vent and picked me up, turns out the vents were sharp and my finger was stuck between the sharp edges *I nearly lost my finger that day* Also also when I was little when I wanted icecream as a kid I said asscream insteaf
Worm on a string pff that just reminded me that when I was little probably 4 or so and someone asked me how much did I wanted something and I meant to put 1 finger up but instead I showed the middle finger.
My little sister used to call it "fluffcream" But sometimes it would come out as "fluckcream" which sounded like she was saying "Mom, I want some fuckcream" XDD
As a kid, me and my older brother were playing with fishing rods, and my brother ended up with his finger caught by the fish hook and it was stuck in there for a few minutes, he screamed so loud, my god...
Recipe for ‘Lemonade Cake’ ½ teaspoon salt ½ teaspoon baking powder ½ teaspoon baking soda 1 cup white sugar 2 tablespoons butter, softened 3 eggs, at room temperature ⅓ cup lemon juice 2 teaspoons lemon zest 1 teaspoon lemon extract 1 teaspoon vanilla extract ½ cup vegetable oil Icing: 1 cup powdered sugar 1 tablespoon powdered sugar 2 tablespoons milk ½ teaspoon lemon zest ½ teaspoon lemon extract Prep: 15 mins Cook: 45 mins Additional: 30 mins Total: 1 hr 30 mins Servings: 8 Yield: 1 9x5-inch loaf cake
When I was really young, I used to hold up my tablet with my feet and sat on the floor watching TH-cam. One time, it fell on my face and I cried for like an hour. After that I blamed the tablet for trying to "break my face"
When I was a child (around 3 years of age maybe 4) I also pooped in my yard and then proceeded to go inform my mom that I did so. I then took her outside to show her where but my sister's dog had already eaten it... that was the day I found out dogs eat poop and enjoy it
When I was about 9 a friend who wore glasses told me to test their vision and I accidentally put the peace sign backwards. They were like "oooooooo u swore" but my dumb mind didn't know that it was swearing so I got told off
@@galileo1531 When your testing someone's vision who has glasses they dont have their glasses on (I have glasses myself and if I take off my glasses for 2seconds s ok none is already holding up fingers and asking how many they are holding up)so they probably cant see and are thinking that they are holding up their middle finger the kid was probably far sighted as I am near sighted so the finger thing is more annoying for me
Ho-rion In some parts of England (if not all) if you hold up a peace sign with the front of your hand facing someone, it’s the equivalent to the middle finger
Brodie Williams ohhhhh that’s dumb that explains why i got so many bad looks when i took pictures in England with a backwards peace sigh, one mom even came up to me 😂
Have you ever had a dream When you, when you , you have, you can, when you, if he, when he, because he tells you to do you so much you could do anything? (Edit) LeMonAdE caKe 😌✌🏻
My little cousin once asked, "How are we gonna get all the way to America?" When asked where she'd wanna go in america for a vacation. In case you're wondering, she lives in Boston.
My dad told me when I was playing football. I was a bit slow and he said, “run like a dog! BE the dog!” I stopped running, sat next to my dog and pulled down my pants.
When i was younger (around 1 2ish) i would make a line of toys (i was a very near kid) my brother (a year older) would ruin that line.on a day to day basis .one i day my young irritated self got tired of this and when he came to do the usual and destroy my line i held a *METAL* firetruck and smacked him in the face,to this day he blames me for his slightly crooked nose. *I was a badass kid when i was younger.*
When I was like eight i was playing with a friend during the summer, and i heard what must have been a firework. My friend said it was a plane dropping a bomb and I went to run inside but he said if I went inside a bomb would blow up my house and I would die. Then my mom invited us all inside and we started crying bc we didn’t want to blow up and die. Another story: Once I was on the trampoline when I was like eight and I made up some stupid ass game where my brother would let me jump ten times if I gave him some clothing off my body. When my dad came by I was probably on my last article of clothing. Even worse, the trampoline faces the road, and cars go by a lot,
It’s a damn good thing someone’s kid didn’t actually sell their mother’s wedding ring for an implausible diamond fidget spinner. How does a kid sell a wedding ring without supervision?
When I was like ten I accidentally left my iPad outside in the pouring rain. My mom then had to soak it in rice for a little bit while lecturing me on how I should be more careful or something idk. By some miracle, my iPad somehow survived and it is the same one I’m using to watch this video with today. I guess, technically I wasn’t stupid, I was just very ignorant and forgetful.
in school the 4th graders always had on "FUCK OFF" t-shirts, but the thing is that the background was the p#rnhub into, when i walked past them i laugh and then the 4th graders said "you think you're tough???" and i started singing the p#rnhub into, and they said "why are you singing starwars theme you dummy🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂" , when they got in 6th grade they regretted wearing t-shirts.
@@toastje9733 I guess I just spend too much time on TH-cam lmao haha I never thought I'd become one of those people 😳 I hope my comments are funny though! :)
When I was like- 4- I thought that night would only pass when everyone was asleep. I stayed up all night from and flu and was visibly confused when I saw the sun rising. Edit: Thanks for the Likes!
Last year,I was with my cousins playing hide and seek on a golf cart where we all hide somewhere and try not to get caught.And one time I really needed to pee and into a bush AND on the walkie-talkie.AND the bush was our neighbors.😅
one time me and my sis were drawing snakes- i was doing a fanmade boss fron JSAB - jula however she drew snek de great but our lil sis just made scribbles and i said " wow! thats a really good drawing!" i feel proud of myself
4:20 just recently started getting into artistic shit, and my parents keep asking to see it, so I reluctantly show it, and they're like "wow, looks great!" And all I can think is *This is parental obligation I know it*
what subreddits do u guys wanna see next?
Dark Dom r/im14andthisisdeep
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r/blursedimmages
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@@GiaCringe Yes. Cake. Lemonade cake.
everyone: *commenting memes *
me: _l,, lemonade cake ,,??_
I want lemonade cake
you : _l,, lemonade cake,,??_
me : *i,, isn't that comment technically a meme,,??*
Id rather lemon loaf
@@thatoneidiotontheinternet7874 .
i want a lemonade lake
the lemonade cake reminds me of one time when my sister wouldn’t eat lasagna until i called it spaghetti cake
I only wanted lasagna because I thought it would make me look like garfield
I never liked lassagna, but i do like cake. Hmmmmmmmm
Ploopy Pants oof i knew that would be asked at some point lmao
callmelasagna your shiro pfp is- terrifying
David Konevky SAME
1:39
My mom was huge into essential oils and there was one that smelled really good. It was sitting on the table, so me and my sister made one out of clay (looked nothing like it-) and stole it, replacing it with the clay one. Right in front of my mom. Me and my sister hid under the table, and smelled it. My mom only laughed and took a picture
Lol
When I was 3 I asked a black woman, "Are you a chocolate lady?" Fortunately, she was cool with it and laughed it off. When I was 4, I asked a woman with a shaved head "Are you a boy or a girl?" she said she had cancer and something else and didn't laugh it off like the other lady. I was lectured by a total stranger.
Ooh, that must suck. At least the first lady was nice, though.
When I was four, I saw a black woman on the bus and asked my mom loudly, "Why is her skin darker?" and my mom explained it to me. I simply replied "Oh. I think it's pretty!"
Telling by her smile I think I made her day.
@@sarah7426 Yeah she's probably used to it lol
I want r/rareinsults
Lol I had very short hair in 4th grade,so I was talking to a couple people and our sub came up to me and said be quite little boy. Lol- I mean ha I was super shocked.
Category: gaming
Me: ah yes reddit is my favorite game
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Half the video is footage of game
Ice Cubey here look at this -> 🐦
That’s the pointing bird. I’m pointing to the joke. You missed it.
@@axixax_axax OMG IT WAS A JOKE U MISSED IT HOW
"did you cook the potatos"
"cook them???" *visable confusion*
@CRIZZEXT anime?........ dude its from star wars
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@Mac Cheezy washtub
Potatoes*
one time during a family reunion, I peed into the bush on the side of our house...in front of all my cousins
Lemonade Cake: Basically Inhales
Lemon Loaf: Leaves to die in a hole
everyone:
"everyone:
**commenting memes**
me: lemonade cake?"
me: lemonade cake?
This hurt my small brain
I know This comment is a joke,But the original comment was by: Jesus is good. It had a cat profile(do not let YuB see!!) just commenting this so nobody says it was copied.
Edit:kinda saved you.
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Foxy Cinnamon Kitten
Same
🤣
*Goes into bakery*
Worker: hello what can I get ya
Me: ay the usual *Lemonade cake*
Eddii lol
Worker:...
*so what type of drugs are you using?*
*i want in*
@@dizzy013 flAmIngOoOoO
Trubs nibby trubs nibby trubs
Wes a neeba
Westu nel
Anzu bar
Will enash and za weeba
This is what Simlish looks like^
It was a vere specel dugr
Once we went to a Chinese restaurant and my mom asked me what I wanted to drink and a just casually asked in front of the waiter: do the Chinese have root beer? My family still laughs at me for it.
No we have wine
@@BruhTNT4258HMMMMMM what the f is wine🍷
When I was 4 I argued with a snail in the garden for an hour because it didn't reply when I said hi to it. It was more of a one-sided conversation but hey, at least I knew what manners were.
i love snails and this is so fucking funny to me help nsjdhdjdn
@@user-bf7oz5tq7r mate you having a stroke
Did you win the argument?
@@kirbyjuice4082 I guess not 💀
@@natt3692 well that sucks
When I was little, me and my cousins would play man hunt (hide and seek in the dark). One time I hid on the roof and couldn't get back down. I won because I refused to ask for help till everyone gave up trying to look for me.
lmao your user is so fitting for this
OMFG!!! YOUR RIGHT!!!
denki wtf mate-
Denki... *why?*
I really wanted to win...and I'm a dumb*ss
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He do be looking kinda carbonated with citric acid doe 😳
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Heard of lemonade cheese cake that shid good
@사랑Chan yes more thicc than a average cake
Damn, he do got them 🎂🎂 doe 👉👈🥵
@@BigBaldBump ok but he do be lookin kinda thicc tho 👀👀🍑🥴 kinda fresh and quirky doe ngl 🤤😳👉👈
Parent:look thats a Window!
Kid:i don't like it!
Parent:uhhh its a window cake
Kid:ITS SO COOL
Kids aren’t dumb. We just haven’t reached their big brain intellectual.
Truth
@Dead Channel Keep spitting facts
Exactly. Im A Kid, And I Know What 70×7 Is.
Is It Wrong It Took Me 10 Months To Realize The Comment I Replied To Is A Joke, And I Just Managed To Make An Idiot Of Myself?
Edit 2: Yes, I Know This Wasn't The Best Display Of Intelligence, But It's All I Had At The Time, Now Fuck Off.
poodlemoth722 Well what is it h u h
@@JustJaidenism Ok?
I remember I was teaching a 3 year old to do the "peace sign" with her hand.
She ended up flipping me off and laughing about it.
Maybe she showed her parents
Kid lost her innocence faster than a bullet train
The heck-
My Cousin Did That When She Says Bye
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dom: “how about we get 8,000 likes today?” us: “how about we add another zero?”
No one:
"I asked them how to play and they said-"
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“A toilet full of pee would be gross”
**pees into air vent**
TheAlphaTeamPlays ewwwwwww
Lmao
TheAlphaTeamPlays R/cursedcomments
何sandy more like:smells goooooooooooood
Oop
Children are so powerful, this is just a documentary about it.
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Lol for some reason I also peed into the air vents. I think I was just too scared to go to the bathroom literally a foot away😂
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Everyone gangsta until the kid starts eating the Lemonade Cake.
hol up, 20 hours ago? i thought this video was made a day ago
@@kaylahorton3675 Well, a day is 24 hours long so i dont get your confusion (unless I've missed something and I'm being stupid, I'm very tired)
*Marshie_Mellow* wait wat
@hamburger mii it's okay he is adopted.
OMG THE REAL PEPPA 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐽🐽🐽
Kid: What are you doing mommy?
Mom: Baking a lemon loaf, watchu want?
Kid: Nothing, I just dont like lemon loafs.
Mom: Ohhhh sorry its a lemonade cake
Kid: *m e m e l i k e c a k e*
cooking?
*baking
ME TRYING TO DO SOMETHING FUCKING FAST
EVERYONE: ummmm its not Cooking
SHUT UP
@@lilylilyliltlulylullt sorry lol
@@polaryu k
When i was little i once "caught" a dead gecko and then cried when i thought i killed it.
@-Negative - uhh I'm the same person but ok.
I just happen to have a really bad memory 😂
Didn't realise i already wrote it
@-Negative - from fakeJake was it?
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That’s super coincidental since the same exact thing happened to me!
@@dragoncitychampion3482 I'm sorry I think you just found a. Skin of it not is actually body
When i was 8 I was at church praying with my family and some kid in kindergarten walked up to my brother and asked him what his favorite number was and he said “7 because it’s the holy number”, and I yelled “the number 7 is trash because I did the most embarrassing thing I have ever did in my entire life when I was 7 years old” and my brother explained to me that just because something very embarrassing happened when you were 7 does not change the fact that it is the holy number, I was so embarrassed that I did a TikTok dance in front if everyone to make that moment seem less embarrassing.
this story made my day but why in the world would you do a tiktok dance
When I was a small child I thought that the saying "dig a hole to China" was true and my neighbor's kids and I would spend hours digging holes in their backyard trying to dig to china. We would always get excited and talk about what we would do when we got there.
Sophia M *Excited
@@localdisappointment8536 what was the point
Me and my friend made a ten-foot hole in my back yard that took 2 years to make . We where trying to make a tunnel to his house 17 miles away.
Legends say @YahyaShei is still typing today
Me and my sis did that in our garden lmao
"Parents if you're watching this video and you have a kid-"
-Dark Dom, 2020
Lol some Parents don’t have kids lol so yea 🤷🏼♀️
@@selenaharper6913 How does that make sense?-
Ohhhh orphans
@@emuotori8562 no- itsa joke im sarcastic
@@selenaharper6913 o r p h a n s.
The only thing that kids like:
LEMONADE CAKE
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@@ririyanaa lemonade cake
@@kamialexx1263 lemonade cake
@@pooh4900 lemonade cake
@@kamialexx1263 lemonade cake
*THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE ISN'T PREPARED FOR THIS BUT IM GONNA SAY IT ANYWAY...*
Lemonade cake!
I was 7 and I overheard my older sisters talking about prostitutes. I asked what a prostitute was and they told me it was somebody who puts on a lot of makeup and uses their body to make money. My child brain offers this and figures hmm another word for clown. So we go to the circus. The clowns roll out. I just wanted to impress people with my big new word. I yell at the top of my lungs," Look at the funny prostitutes". The whole tent went dead silent for about 3 seconds....
Uhhh
😂
Bruh moment
Oh my *GOD*
IMAGINE WHAT THE CLOWNS WERE THINKING WHEN YOU SAID THAT
"But i have no toilet paper!"
Ad: *I T ' S S H O W T I M E*
Omg
How did you know!?
Bruh i got the bounty ad
I GOT THE SAME THING
R/wooosh
No one:
Literally no one:
Kids on yt: aäaaaaaaaaaaàaaãaaaaaaaaa
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“When life gives you lemons, call them ‘rare yellow limes’ and sell them for 3X the price.”
I saw this comment and thought it sounded like something the Eds would do as a scam, lol. 😂
The name "dark dom" implies the existence of a "light sub"
Wait no-
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hol' up
Wait so dom doesnt stand for Dominic?
I guess i tried to forget it
you 1000% did not have to say that and yet,you choose to.
"Parents if you're watching this right now, and you have a kid."
-Dark Dom 2020 April 26th
Edit: thanks for all the likes!
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@@cyylentt lol
isn’t this -person year thing dead lol
@@thatpopdude6750 Yeah but I never got a chance when it was a thing, got locked out of my account ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Omg once again it's "you're" not "your."
When I was a kid I thought a “virgin” was a catholic religion.
Lmao 😂🤣
0-0
Same thing for me
Hi
Well yes but no
I remember walking into my first grade geography class and seeing a kid point to the flag of the soviet union and say: *“That’s china!”*
OUR FLAG
"ME IS KID ME LIKE CAKE"
-The phrase of the year
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@water melon yescfaoso soso truyyeeder
As the kid screamed "but I don't have toilet paper" I got an ad for toilet paper.
The Mimic
SAME
IKR
Same sheeesh
it’s a sign
When he said "but I have no toilet paper!"
I got an ad for Charmaine Ultra Soft lmao
good god
Coincidence? I think not
smae
I got bounty
@@Rustywolfsans AAAAAEAISNAIWIAAJAAAAA
When i was 4 years old, my family went to look at a house we were thinking of buying. Me and my friends decided to go to the back yard to look around. We ended up finding some sharp glass that was about 3x1 feet on the ground near the houses shed. We all decided it was a good idea to throw the sharp glass at the shed we did not own. I then made the stupid decision to off and throw a piece of glass with one hand, resulting in a cut-open finger and around half a gallon of blood lost
Once when I was 4 I was really bored so I took my little child safe scissors and went up to my moms huge cactus and cut a piece then it burned my mouth so I went up to my mom and said my mouth burns and she’s like why what made it burn and I said I drank da milk, she said what milk?! I pointed to the cactus, then we called poison control, they said I was going to be fine, let’s just say it hurt coming out
😋 😋 😋 mmmmm
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What the heck is poison control and plus who eats a cactus, I don't mean to be rude but I see asmrs of people eating cactuses
I-
@@mcbclark1163 A poison control center is a medical facility that is able to provide immediate, free, and expert treatment advice and assistance over the telephone in case of exposure to poisonous or hazardous substances. taken from Wikipedia
when my brother was four my mother walked in on my brother with his ear under the sink with the water running, my mom asked him what he was doing and his reply was "shhhh, the water is telling me it's secrets." XD
Future anime lord
My sister would lock the door in my parents room and cut her hair, she came out of the room and I was like what did you do and she goes, “I want to be a boy” XD but she looked like a mushroom head instead.
the legendary food:
_lemonade cake_
Tasty
When I was a kid I learned about being kind to everyone, so I went to town with my mum and started smiling at everyone, I then got really angry if they wouldn't smile back. :/
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The fact that he uses stock photos just makes it more hilarious
Yes
Yes
Yes
Anna Tusinski Yus
Ya
I thought that the earth was called “gaby world” because my nickname was gaby lmao
lmao
@MTG whagle
W h a g l e
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plot twist: gaby is actually in a different universe
One time when I was 10 I put salad dressing instead of maple syrup on my waffles and I wondered why it tasted weird, by the time my dad came down I had eaten half of the waffle, he saw it, took it from my hands tossed in the compost and walked of without saying a word.
why would he do that?
Fake
Mrgoldyshibe we shade both the maple syrup and salad dressing in the same type of tubes, also the salad dressing wasn't white it was around the same shade of color as the syrup.
Giorno nice and tasty
@BobThe One the last part didn’t happen then
My sister always asked me if I could bring her something.
When I said that I don't know where it is, she walked to the thing, pointed on it, and than walked away.
When I was 4 I was sitting in the car with my dad. Their was a lot of traffic that day so my dad was road raging. About 5 minuets in my dad yells “What the f**k are these people doing?!?”. 4 year old me responded with “I don’t know what the f**k their doing daddy.”
From that day forward I think I was secretly my dads favorite child.
Haha lol
Nice bro
Lol
You are
r/madlad
8:40 I think Ryan means Ryan’s toy review
Didn't that kid get his own cereal, his own giant mystery egg, his own squishies, his own slime, his own mystery putty, his own toys, his own isle in some stores and even his own GAME for PC, Xbox, PS4 and Nintendo Switch?
Retro Hero 64 2 *his own tv show*
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@@retrohero64butonhisphone80 h I s o w n g a m e
Ryan ross lol
I remeber when I was like 3-ish I stuck my finger into a vent and started to cry my mom thought I got a toy stuck in the vent and picked me up, turns out the vents were sharp and my finger was stuck between the sharp edges *I nearly lost my finger that day*
Also also when I was little when I wanted icecream as a kid I said asscream insteaf
for a second I thought you actually lost your finger
Worm on a string pff that just reminded me that when I was little probably 4 or so and someone asked me how much did I wanted something and I meant to put 1 finger up but instead I showed the middle finger.
My little sister used to call it "fluffcream" But sometimes it would come out as "fluckcream" which sounded like she was saying "Mom, I want some fuckcream" XDD
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As a kid, me and my older brother were playing with fishing rods, and my brother ended up with his finger caught by the fish hook and it was stuck in there for a few minutes, he screamed so loud, my god...
Kids are not dumb, they are just learning
lemonade cake
lemonade cake
When I was like three I didn’t like pancakes but my mom called them cake and I really liked them every day I would say “mom I want cake & eggs!!
...
idk what my life is...
Recipe for ‘Lemonade Cake’
½ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
1 cup white sugar
2 tablespoons butter, softened
3 eggs, at room temperature
⅓ cup lemon juice
2 teaspoons lemon zest
1 teaspoon lemon extract
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
½ cup vegetable oil
Icing:
1 cup powdered sugar
1 tablespoon powdered sugar
2 tablespoons milk
½ teaspoon lemon zest
½ teaspoon lemon extract
Prep:
15 mins
Cook:
45 mins
Additional:
30 mins
Total:
1 hr 30 mins
Servings:
8
Yield:
1 9x5-inch loaf cake
What about the directions?
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When I was really young, I used to hold up my tablet with my feet and sat on the floor watching TH-cam. One time, it fell on my face and I cried for like an hour. After that I blamed the tablet for trying to "break my face"
This needs more likes
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG THIS NEED ANOTHER LIKE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
GOTTA GET THE ALTS FOR THEM LIKES
Same
Yeah I did that too. I always got hit by it and cry .
When I was a child (around 3 years of age maybe 4) I also pooped in my yard and then proceeded to go inform my mom that I did so. I then took her outside to show her where but my sister's dog had already eaten it... that was the day I found out dogs eat poop and enjoy it
When I was about 9 a friend who wore glasses told me to test their vision and I accidentally put the peace sign backwards. They were like "oooooooo u swore" but my dumb mind didn't know that it was swearing so I got told off
Hold up. How is a backwards peace sign equivalent to swearing?
Do you mean a middle finger or something?
How?
@@galileo1531 When your testing someone's vision who has glasses they dont have their glasses on (I have glasses myself and if I take off my glasses for 2seconds s ok none is already holding up fingers and asking how many they are holding up)so they probably cant see and are thinking that they are holding up their middle finger the kid was probably far sighted as I am near sighted so the finger thing is more annoying for me
Ho-rion In some parts of England (if not all) if you hold up a peace sign with the front of your hand facing someone, it’s the equivalent to the middle finger
Brodie Williams ohhhhh that’s dumb that explains why i got so many bad looks when i took pictures in England with a backwards peace sigh, one mom even came up to me 😂
Have you ever had a dream When you, when you , you have, you can, when you, if he, when he, because he tells you to do you so much you could do anything?
(Edit) LeMonAdE caKe 😌✌🏻
Yes I liked and replied to my own comment.. 😅😌✌🏻👁🦶🏻👁🌝🌚✨
Lemonade cake
Hello there
lemonade cake
Cupcake flavoured Pringles you quit TH-cam?
First Grader: I had a sleepover with a girl
Me: 👀
tell me more tell me more fam. we'll see if she into you i mean if she likes u as a friend i mean if u cool wit er
I NEED TI KNOW MORE OF THE STORY NOW
Yes. More. MORE (ง'̀-'́)ง
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10:00 honestly last to be found is a much better name than hide and seek, it just sounds cooler for some reason
I am offended by the “all kids should know” excuse me lmao
Me being as a kid: well, i'm glad i born smart and not like a freaking dumbass kid
@@avaturner1665 Well, i actually rarely swear, but i never say some like f- words or bi- words
also soon i will be a teen because i'm 12 though.
I’m 2 years old
I would like this comment but it has 69 likes☻🔫
@@yushiro8506 dang
Your mom: do you want to try my lemonade cake
One-year-old child: g ga Gael
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what
I drank a small cup of red wine *in front of 10 police officers when I was 5.*
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lies
@Barbara Franco penguin
r/madlad
@Barbara Franco p e n g u i n
My little cousin once asked, "How are we gonna get all the way to America?" When asked where she'd wanna go in america for a vacation. In case you're wondering, she lives in Boston.
My dad told me when I was playing football. I was a bit slow and he said, “run like a dog! BE the dog!”
I stopped running, sat next to my dog and pulled down my pants.
Grammarly Ads: "Ugh i can't spell the!"
Me: intelligence?
Intelgenice
@@ZamaDraws intleijence
inlegijenke
@@ZamaDraws imtleijencei
Smartness
When i was younger (around 1 2ish) i would make a line of toys (i was a very near kid) my brother (a year older) would ruin that line.on a day to day basis .one i day my young irritated self got tired of this and when he came to do the usual and destroy my line i held a *METAL* firetruck and smacked him in the face,to this day he blames me for his slightly crooked nose.
*I was a badass kid when i was younger.*
Yes
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Yes.
7:08 My sister literally did that to my dad and she wasn't grounded, just that my dad didn't talk to her for the whole night after that.
When he screamed I have no toilet paper an old spice ad came in and said “why are you trying to use my body wash😄
...
XD
When I was young I used to think father meant mom so I always called my mom father
What how my 3 year old cousin knows who is dad and who is his mom.
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@Barbara Franco my dad is my brother and my Uncle
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Antonin this is amazing.
When I was like eight i was playing with a friend during the summer, and i heard what must have been a firework. My friend said it was a plane dropping a bomb and I went to run inside but he said if I went inside a bomb would blow up my house and I would die. Then my mom invited us all inside and we started crying bc we didn’t want to blow up and die.
Another story:
Once I was on the trampoline when I was like eight and I made up some stupid ass game where my brother would let me jump ten times if I gave him some clothing off my body. When my dad came by I was probably on my last article of clothing. Even worse, the trampoline faces the road, and cars go by a lot,
👁👄👁
SonicBoom75 /SonicBoomGames75 TH-cam despacito :} yes I know lol
If I was that kid you coulda called it Lemon Bread and I’d be like:
“OOH! The Aaron and Shyren amalgam!”
Him: r/kidsarestupid
Me: a kid*
Also me: *I never felt that insult in my life*
Are you even old enough to have TH-cam lol
@@peachybabs I think TH-cam is for all ages, I am nine-
@@oldchannel_ignoremyoldcomments you have to be thirteen or older lol
R/commitdie is for your pfp
I'm 12 and 9 year olds don't have a good sense of humor. THIS VIDEO ITS A JOKE IDIOT!! THE TITLE IS A JOKE
Video:”i dont have any toilet paper”
Ad: “you never thought you needed this”
I- 😭🖐
Umm...do you have 2 right hands? If not shouldn't it be like this-
"I- 🖐😭"
@@runeist791 Oh damn im a actual idiot.
@@shortfriend959 its alright XD I also makes mistakes
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Tbh with you, “lemon loaf” sounds way tastier than “lemon cake”.
Just sounds like topping a perfectly normal cake with entire lemons...
*Lemon loaf on the other hand*
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It sounds like it would be fluffy idk why ???
lemon loaf sounds like bread with some lemon pieces inside and like lemonade on the side and rn that sounds so good to me???
Unpopular opinion: lemon cake sounds more better than cake
(Maybe its cuz I dont like cake whatsoever)
the feeling of happiness that i get knowing im actually better than most people around my age
It’s a damn good thing someone’s kid didn’t actually sell their mother’s wedding ring for an implausible diamond fidget spinner. How does a kid sell a wedding ring without supervision?
@Jonas McFarland 1952 months ago
@@RATRENK4 1952 months ago
Dark Dom makes clickbait thumbnails. He puts things in his thumbnails that aren’t in his video.
9:03 as an only child, i can confirm.
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Same
Same
"Selling moms wedding ring for a diamond fidget spinner" LOL
Do you think fidget spinners are outdated/cool?
@@christmassantatracker8557 not cool
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I just watch it it's fake
"A soul for a soul"
-that boy, i dunno the year
When I was like ten I accidentally left my iPad outside in the pouring rain. My mom then had to soak it in rice for a little bit while lecturing me on how I should be more careful or something idk. By some miracle, my iPad somehow survived and it is the same one I’m using to watch this video with today. I guess, technically I wasn’t stupid, I was just very ignorant and forgetful.
young me would have done this lol
I dared my friend to poop in our backyard... didn’t think she’d actually do it,
*well she did, when my parents asked me about it I was horrified*
Aniah Romero I’m not entirely sure..
dont people poop in the backyard when there is no toilet? only kids do that cuz adults make a wooden toilet
Talk about fearless-
W H A T
7:17
Thank you for specifying that you’re talking about parents that have a kid and not parents who don’t
@@nilimabegum3653 i feel ur pain. ¯\_(ツ)_/
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Be quiet and eat your lemonade cake
When I was 5 I thought that clowns and humans were separate species
I mean, you’re not wrong.
Same here
@@imdannelo yes he is wrong clowns are peoples with clown makeup
@@supergamer3152 we found the kid
When I was little I thought that drinking mouth wash while doing weird poses would make me be able to see my Imaginary Friend
7:56 I literally did know what in hell an air vent was till I was 11 and a half
When life gives you lemons, you make…. *Lemonade cake* - A wise man
Leaeaeaeamön
The cake is a lie 🎂
Woman*
L E M O N A D E C A K E
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
"A toilet full of pee would be gross!"
*Ah yes,the floor here is made out of floor*
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@@LiterallyIncyIncoming lemonade cake
@@tsunderecheeto2598 whenever Hershey ebuehe have uhh w hehehe hehehe jebeeu. Island jebeeu jebeeu uwbwhe
A mosquito can fly....
But a fly cant mosquito-
@@iatemycat5320 its 2AM pls leave tf alone i dont wanna keep thinking about what u said..
When i was young, i thought that the closet with all the food automaticly refilled it self.
i wish
fridge?
fridge?
fridge?
fridge?
in school the 4th graders always had on "FUCK OFF" t-shirts, but the thing is that the background was the p#rnhub into, when i walked past them i laugh and then the 4th graders said "you think you're tough???" and i started singing the p#rnhub into, and they said "why are you singing starwars theme you dummy🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂" , when they got in 6th grade they regretted wearing t-shirts.
for some reason, my dad can't buy animal crossing, but he can buy "The quest for the golden duck"
I am not kidding
It was like 10 cents
Why do I see you here, there and everywhere? (The Beatles and memevids)
@@toastje9733 I guess I just spend too much time on TH-cam lmao haha
I never thought I'd become one of those people 😳
I hope my comments are funny though! :)
@@HolyCrusaderGrim it was worth it though that game is low key good
@@chloerowing1 they are, thank you for posting them. (Also I love your pfp)
When I was like- 4- I thought that night would only pass when everyone was asleep. I stayed up all night from and flu and was visibly confused when I saw the sun rising.
Edit: Thanks for the Likes!
Maybe people play Minecraft too much
Same
0:33 Reminds me of when I was in the shower, practicing a job interview... And didnt even get the 'job'.
You have, 20 likes.
@@reminder8349 you have 1
Last year,I was with my cousins playing hide and seek on a golf cart where we all hide somewhere and try not to get caught.And one time I really needed to pee and into a bush AND on the walkie-talkie.AND the bush was our neighbors.😅
Dark dom: "Parents if you have a kid" Bruh how are they parents without a kid (I mean like if they've never had one)
By5tand3r the kid died
@@M4rycr But that means they aren't a parent anymore since they don't have a kid...
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One time i showed my mum a drawing i made and she said “wow that sucks”
Wow...that sucks
one time me and my sis were drawing snakes- i was doing a fanmade boss fron JSAB - jula however she drew snek de great
but our lil sis just made scribbles and i said " wow! thats a really good drawing!" i feel proud of myself
That's badass
Oof level 100
LegalDogecoin at least she’s being honest :(
4:20 just recently started getting into artistic shit, and my parents keep asking to see it, so I reluctantly show it, and they're like "wow, looks great!" And all I can think is
*This is parental obligation I know it*
420
Lol *nice*
Spacekid hey dark don called you stupid
My mother critiques my art, telling me what I did wrong. Which I appreciate, it helps me improve
Bruh
10:20 What are you going to buy with $3?
Me: Buys ticket from Waterbury to Bridgeport for $2.75