11 BEST Humor & Flirting Lines Guaranteed To Make ANY Girl Laugh! (She'll Be OBSESSED!)

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  • @encouragingwords5224
    @encouragingwords5224 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1. Slight sarcasm
    2. Calling yourself out
    3. exaggerating
    4. Teaseing
    5. Give a visual story or 2 that gets her involved and shows you have experience

  • @seanc546
    @seanc546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Earlier this year, I had a woman tell me prior to our date that she doesn't kiss on the first date. My response was, "Very well, I will make sure to end the date with a smile and firm handshake."
    Halfway through the date, she tried to kiss me and I told her I don't kiss on the first date. We wound up sleeping together later that night. Humor works!

  • @lynwoodrollins6304
    @lynwoodrollins6304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What has worked for Me when asked my age is " I'm Young Enough To Have Fun , And Old Enough To Know How " 🤟😎💖🙏

  • @Jason.cbr1000rr
    @Jason.cbr1000rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow i just noticed youve been on here 3 years ago!!? And you're still here today doing your thing helping guys! Great job i really appreciate it. I had just stumbled upon your stuff a week ago and it has helped me personally. Not with women YET but just my overall being. 😃👍👍

  • @smiles7631
    @smiles7631 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am a sucker for South American women. The darker complexion, accent, and the way you present yourselves. I've actually started to learn Spanish to try and get extra points lol. Thank you Apollonia!

  • @wajahatjoseph6519
    @wajahatjoseph6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Apollonia you are so good at speaking and making things sense, it's just so simple for you, the way you deliver is outstanding

  • @prince22gs
    @prince22gs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I haven't scored yet. But watching your videos give me a reason to get up and try again. :)

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can do it! YES YES YES

    • @arturoacosta6583
      @arturoacosta6583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love these ladies,trying to help the blokes.

  • @makalii341
    @makalii341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've done the wine bit but said oh sorry I knew I was thirsty but didn't know my shirt was thirsty too. She liked that one. 😂

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just laughed out loud to this one! This is good.

  • @inkumbuzatv277
    @inkumbuzatv277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Beautful ladies 💙❤

  • @emiLydad
    @emiLydad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Hope y’all guys don’t go around using these tips word for word it’s like a framework we need to build on to make your own script love y’all

  • @abboed.4076
    @abboed.4076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joking "I saw her first!" did work quite well a number of times, when there's more men drooling around a girl/woman. 😉

  • @jw1056
    @jw1056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This morning I called my girlfriend to let her know that I woke up smiling because the first thing I thought about was coffee.. but she was a close second LOL she laughed pretty good at that

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sarcasm Humor! Love it!

    • @carlosverde-datingtips7001
      @carlosverde-datingtips7001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice J W! Lol
      Having a sense of humor is extremely important. If a girl you’re trying to talk to doesn’t have one…
      don’t even bother with her, you’re wasting your time. But if, on the other hand, she does - then, she just might be a keeper!
      Anyway, here’s a line you could use if a girl ever accuses you of being a “player” within minutes of you meeting her.
      If she says to you: “Are you a player?” Just misinterpret what she just said by responding:
      “Yes, I’m a baller!” “And you don’t wanna get in the court with me - because I’ll embarrass your ass!”
      And make sure you say that with a sly smile on your face - so she knows, you’re not being serious, that you’re flirting with her.
      Anyway, that’s my two cents.
      -Carlos Verde - Dating Tips

    • @chuck8228
      @chuck8228 ปีที่แล้ว

      im gonna try that one

  • @pianoLee-sx9dx
    @pianoLee-sx9dx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for some excellent suggestions!

  • @datingformensimplified5709
    @datingformensimplified5709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video 👍. extremely good content

  • @Chrissybimhotep
    @Chrissybimhotep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You two lovely ladies need to do more videos together. Loving the telepathy between the both of you, man.👊🏿🙏🏿❤️💜

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you Chrissy! SO much LOVE to you. Appreciate your support. xo

  • @ArshadAli-sn2cd
    @ArshadAli-sn2cd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A lively and playful show by two stunning ladies. 💞🌺🔥

  • @josephsielskisr3742
    @josephsielskisr3742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Do you know the flowers are crying because they are more envious that you are more beautiful than they are

    • @TomFox1
      @TomFox1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m stealing that

    • @MistahUnknown
      @MistahUnknown 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TomFox1 Me too!

  • @roaddog3601
    @roaddog3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Two beautiful angel's,You both are amazing ladies...😘👍

  • @MeekoRuiz
    @MeekoRuiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I luv her Latina mama accent 🔥

  • @carlosverde-datingtips7001
    @carlosverde-datingtips7001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Having a sense of humor is extremely important. If a girl you’re trying to talk to doesn’t have one…
    don’t even bother with her, you’re wasting your time. But if, on the other hand, she does - then, she just might be a keeper!
    Anyway, here’s a line you could use if a girl ever accuses you of being a “player” within minutes of you meeting her.
    If she says to you: “Are you a player?” Just misinterpret what she just said by responding:
    “Yes, I’m a baller!” “And you don’t wanna get in the court with me - because I’ll embarrass your ass!”
    And make sure you say that with a sly smile on your face - so she knows, you’re not being serious, that you’re flirting with her.
    Anyway, that’s my two cents.
    -Carlos Verde - Dating Tips

    • @dannyguy2008
      @dannyguy2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have autism so I’m not witty or funny enough to attract women, but I’m logical/good at math.

  • @ApexofWar_
    @ApexofWar_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Basically, lean on be implicit and indirect about what you're really thinking. But be fun about it. Oversimplified, but sometimes oversimplification helps the main idea sink in.

  • @troytroy9958
    @troytroy9958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Clever, beautiful and smart, you're to much, thanks ,good game changing advice.👍💜

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Glad it was helpful! So Happy you enjoyed!!

    • @dannyguy2008
      @dannyguy2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have autism so I’m not witty or funny enough to attract women, but I’m logical/good at math.

  • @kc270352
    @kc270352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    yes Cynthia is back 🙂💯🤙

  • @MCGreggy28
    @MCGreggy28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the wine on the shirt bit. I had something like that happen to me the other day…not on a date, but at a table of acquaintances. I handled it exactly the way you suggested. :D

  • @DEMETRIUSblaze
    @DEMETRIUSblaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Apollonia you and Cynthia rock informative video again, examples am do have problem with humor and normal talk. My personality has some respectful sarcasm. That does incorporate the topics discussed

  • @wajahatjoseph6519
    @wajahatjoseph6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video girls, good examples and real life scenarios

  • @tayebzied9868
    @tayebzied9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thanks a lot ladies

  • @alihemanii
    @alihemanii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where is summary guy?

    • @TomFox1
      @TomFox1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      timestamps buddy is her, read description. If you wanna get hired, you can. 🤔

  • @wogga8
    @wogga8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the video. Im just starting to date someone after the breakup of my marriage a while ago. Its taken me a while to be ready. I know I like her because im nervous around her. I think she is great and need all the help I can get.

  • @vivekhegde7672
    @vivekhegde7672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just discovered this channel! Such a gem :)

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for watching our videos!

  • @joepeterson8627
    @joepeterson8627 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you 😂

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you so much for your comment and for watching!

  • @Arhorus
    @Arhorus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you Apolonia !!

  • @SGTrainingStable
    @SGTrainingStable 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I began long distance dating overseas a month ago. So it started with two ladies texting me back and forth. The result has been smooth and positive with both of them to the extent that they are both in love with me and me with them. What do I do now-I have never been in such a situation-I like both of them equally as they are both sweet and beautiful?

  • @ROBERTDAVis2271
    @ROBERTDAVis2271 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video 👍🏿

  • @ianlondon2888
    @ianlondon2888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL. A reverb of what Todd and Tay Soc put on their vids.

  • @tonyperiles
    @tonyperiles ปีที่แล้ว

    What do you do when they latch on your heart.

  • @mphiledlamini7256
    @mphiledlamini7256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks ladies, this tips would definitely help me, and I know it🤞

  • @smiles7631
    @smiles7631 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think being nervous is a big one. Taking the pressure off by thinking in terms of, is this girl cool enough to date. Don't go in thinking I need to make her like me or trying to get something from her.

  • @DT-oh6gx
    @DT-oh6gx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I had a hidden ear bud with you telling me what to say when approaching women

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually have tons of products on my website when it comes to approaching women or even talking to women. I hope you find the time to check it out!
      www.apolloniaponti.com/products/

  • @Lt34klfd
    @Lt34klfd ปีที่แล้ว

    I like to ask a woman this question. Have you slept with a firefighter of the year? When she says no, I would say I am not that easy

  • @maxpain3379
    @maxpain3379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My mentor i love youuuuuu 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOVE you! Hope you enjoyed the video!

    • @maxpain3379
      @maxpain3379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ApolloniaPonti You are amazing guys i hope the best for you ❤️

  • @samojedan9093
    @samojedan9093 ปีที่แล้ว

    Apollonia I will seek for you, I will find you and I will... well...😆

  • @ECO473
    @ECO473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tell her you're broke and don't have a car. Then she'll ALWAYS laugh at you. SMH...

  • @peteman8160
    @peteman8160 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you provide a link to Cynthia's TH-cam page

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course! This is the link to her TH-cam page: www.youtube.com/@CynthiaMariaCoaching

  • @S1MPLECAVEMAN
    @S1MPLECAVEMAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dont like this channel anymore......I love it now.

  • @TomFox1
    @TomFox1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THANKs

  • @Zippiermoth
    @Zippiermoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Apollonia Ponti you are so beautiful and the way you carry yourself has me catching feelings hermosura.🥰

  • @puremercury
    @puremercury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What if we are actually funny people? Like, hanging out with professional comedians and writers and being able to make them laugh? That is an atmosphere much different from what you are describing. How do we emply our gifts of humor to our advantage when dealing with women who may not be familiar with that world or able to keep up with the flow?

  • @pizzatophentai
    @pizzatophentai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This girl didn't text me back but days later she acsept to go out with me when I asked her out face to face and stayed talking to her,I suck at conversation and she noticed it so she was doing all the work by asking me questions, I some times made her laugh ,but now I'm worried cause that day we go out is near and idk if I'll mess it up, and was told to tell her I'm interested and want to get to know her more of it's OK with her to figure out if she's interested in me , idk what to do

  • @alberto7828as
    @alberto7828as 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got it😎.

  • @chriswalls5831
    @chriswalls5831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Look at these 2 :)

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And we love you! Hope you enjoyed the video!

  • @peteman8160
    @peteman8160 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where are the other videos with Cynthia

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  ปีที่แล้ว

      You can search Cynthia on the searchbar of my channel or follow this link: www.youtube.com/@CynthiaMariaCoaching

    • @peteman8160
      @peteman8160 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ApolloniaPonti Thank you, keep up the good work.

  • @richardsandoval4526
    @richardsandoval4526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello Apollonia I have a question

  • @AnthonyCarrier
    @AnthonyCarrier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oops maybe I cant say that!

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Many of us guys need help to be smooth; we're more like crunchy peanut butter 😄

  • @luisserafin7473
    @luisserafin7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Apollonia, thank you for your dating coaching material. You mentioned a list of good questions to ask a woman to really get to know them. I’ve been trying to find this list. Can you please direct me as to where I can find it?

  • @carsonbear9689
    @carsonbear9689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know this video will help

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for this!

    • @dannyguy2008
      @dannyguy2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn’t help if you have autism like me

  • @rayromo7222
    @rayromo7222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm too adventurous to go out with

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @rayromo7222
      @rayromo7222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ApolloniaPonti thanks for the videos they do help and on Instagram. Trying to date again

    • @ApolloniaPonti
      @ApolloniaPonti  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rayromo7222 You're so so welcome.

    • @rayromo7222
      @rayromo7222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ApolloniaPonti thanks for helping me be a better man too

  • @h8rmgnt144
    @h8rmgnt144 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 beauties 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @josephsielskisr3742
    @josephsielskisr3742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Old ad Metusala oldest man ever lived book of Genesis

    • @josephsielskisr3742
      @josephsielskisr3742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oldest man

    • @josephsielskisr3742
      @josephsielskisr3742 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I go up to women and say you are more beautiful than a bouquet of 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

  • @damanybrown5036
    @damanybrown5036 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I tell them that I am 47.25 and they never get it!

  • @dannyguy2008
    @dannyguy2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t be funny because I’m an introvert with autism but I really want to find love. I’m more analytic and good with math but sadly that’s not attractive.

    • @TomFox1
      @TomFox1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is attractive, u just gotta find the right girl who finds it attractive

    • @Sal.K--BC
      @Sal.K--BC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel ya... I'm an anxious introvert with seriously lacking social skills and barely any friends. Great tips in this video, but it's too overwhelming for me... I have a date tomorrow, but I fear my lack of practice and experience will mean that, sadly, I won't be able to put much of it to use.

  • @niconeeks4528
    @niconeeks4528 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why have we got to play these games when ask questions more times there irritating because women caught up thinking avoid questions so I think when you know each other after sex then jokes otherwise be you let her enjoy that jokes after I’m getting to know you no playing around 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TomFox1
      @TomFox1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s called flirting...

    • @dannyguy2008
      @dannyguy2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TomFox1 I don’t know how to flirt because I’m autistic.

    • @TomFox1
      @TomFox1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dannyguy2008 Not sure how that works friend