WitchTok Has Gone TOO FAR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
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the "if you scroll something bad will happen" thing is just those chain text messages people would send around in middle school but with a new skin
I was thinking exactly that lmao
And even farther back, the email chains
omg yes haha
These gen Zers forgetting we’ve been on the internet a looooong time lol
@@ivydenver260I remember the days when it was chain letters, god I feel ancient. 🤪 I wonder if they had chain smoke signals before that...? 🤔😂❤
"Twin flame" girlie just started reading fanfics about soulmates
OR they got sucked into the twin flame cult which is a whole other can of worms (look up Sherrilyn Dale for a good overview on that) 😭
My farts are better than FunkyFrogBait's
@@saint-miscreantomg i live by where that cult happened and it’s so crazy 😭😭😭
@@saint-miscreantits so big it even has branches like Twin Ray, which are making bank in TikTok. Oh No Ross and Carrie did a pretty good investigation into them
@@p-__ i need to test them
when miku said "world is mine" she did NOT mean to worship her 😭😭😭😭😭
I mean, in the context of that song, she probably did want to be worshipped lol.
i mean she definitely did but we weren't supposed to listen lmao
LOL
At least they aren't following the song "the happiness and peace of mind committee" where she says that if you don't fake your happiness she has ways off killing you
@@shawnvague7253 OH GOD JAAADAJFDAS
at least theyre not following gomenne gomenne, or the spider and the kitsune like lion...
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?”
Imma bad bitch
Edit: Tysm for the likes!
im both lol
I am both aswell 😂
i'm a neutral witch
Good which: nope
Bad which:nope
I wAs a BaD gIrL:YASSSS
Real
The period blood thing should be classified as biowarfare. That's just insane.
Some kind of assault at a minimum
why did i have to play this vid as i was cooking spaghetti??????
I am quite certain that, if proven, it would be State Prison in many places in USA.
Any person who had a simple retail job knows that blood and bodily fluids is a biohazard and can be detrimental to other people’s health.
This sent me down a rabbit hole regarding the legality of the menstrual blood thing. In the US (the county I live in and am most familiar with) it would probably hold up as some kind of crime, but you could go a couple different ways.
Also #Not_legal_advice and #I'm_not_a_lawyer
In any case where there is clear malicious intent it would probably be classified as assault. Basically any contact intended to cause harm to a person can be defined as assault, so spitting in their food, for example, or adding ingredients that will make them sick would qualify. I don't imagine the courts would care to make a ruling that "magic isn't real" and would instead focus on the material aspects. Intent to harm *was* there, it's assault.
Shit gets complicated when malicious intent is not clear. Adding some menstrual blood to their spaghetti with the intent of making them love you more probably won't meet the criteria for proven malicious intent, so assalt is out the window. States vary on laws regarding food tampering, but most agree that it's illegal in some way. Perhaps "crimal mischief" if they don't have laws regarding "food tampering" that cover non-disease-carrying body fluids. Minnesota, apparently, is ahead of the game and made the specific act of putting body fluids in an unsuspecting person's food illegal after a case in which a man served his boss coffee with semen in it. So, uhh, point Minnesota, I guess.
As someone who suffers from paranoia and has unreality issues, those "if you scroll something bad will happen" posts are a nightmare
That and unknown numbers messages/calls keep me up at night
there was this post on tumblr many years ago of a magical wizard cat (or something of the sort). It said if you reblog this that magic wizard cat will protect you from all posts that try to curse you. he protects me to this day, lol. i’m thankful to the person who made that! it helped a lot. maybe it’s still out there.
Hit not interested or report you will see less! That’s how I got rid of them
or those pinterest images that were like "if you do not repostyou'll die at 3am" or "you're parents are gonna die if you don't repost it"
@@emlee2411!! I saw the same post some years ago and it has truly been a saviour for my mental well being. I can just think that the post will protect me instead of dwelling on the ”curses” for days on end. I’m glad to hear other people have found the post helpful as well.
As someone with BPD, the Twin Flame just sounds like spiritual justification for some of the hardest to deal with parts of attachments disorders and BPD.
Yep. Hv bpd and at one point convinced myself the ex is my twin flame. Cut him off 2 mths ago n nvr looked bk. Toxic is toxic. Twin flames r shit
Well the twin flames thing has origins in a cult that encouraged obsessive and destructive behavior. So it's definitely got origins in maladaptive thinking.
(to clarify I'm not trying to imply that things like BPD or other mental health conditions are equivalent to a cult, just that it's not surprising that behavior encouraged by a cult like this would feel similar to disordered thinking)
I have bpd for the entirety of this video just screamed "bpd delusions hidden behind spirituality" and honestly it's scary. Untreated bpd can cause serious harm.
I love how in the skit the goth looking woman was the horrified one and the "witch" was just a trend follower. Lololol
"marrying their pop culture deities" *war flashbacks to snape wives*
I KNOW RIGHT! I'm surprised they didn't bring up Snape Wives during that section
They will... Just you wait.
Honestly, the egregore conversation is such a rabbit hole -- when I was just a wee preteen I thought I had to do so much reading just to be considered informed. Now it's 2024 and istg the conversation has not changed one bit, it's hilarious but also I'm scared ngl 😂
THE VOICES
Snape wives?
1:25 "This video found you for a reason". Yes, it did, that reason was the TikTok algorithm.
And this video found me thanks to the TH-cam algorithm (which is totally magical ✨✨
The algorithm supplies. The algorithm provides.🙏
(Joke) But don't you that scientists are lying and are actually alchemists?!!?
They are telling you that they can take the liquefied remains of ancient beings or "crude oil" can be used to give metal and rocks a part of a soul with the language of "python" and then give it life with lightning that's the power of Zues!
This human is far too good with word play and innuendo and I keep spitting my drink everywhere
I’m a Christian, and the bit with the woman talking about Hocus Pocus and the Haunted Mansion made me laugh out loud. Like my goodness, you cannot believe that the Sanderson Sisters are a gateway to devil worship 🤣
B-b-but they’re gunna put a SPELL on you!
@@Burningpaladin I PUT A SPELL ON YOUUUUU!
-Winifred Sanderson, 1993
“Coercion isn’t cute just because the girlies are doing it” ✨💖 is very iconic
Reminds me of having to actually explain to a writer friend that stories about wlw committing atrocities are still stories about atrocities. Like it's not... it's not _less,_ girl.
Ong
@@crypticmedicine this is why I feel conflicted when people say “I don’t just support women’s rights, I also support women’s wrongs”. Like, I know it’s most likely a joke, but it’s just a little weird.
I cast my spells in my attic, not to get confused with my basement.
That's where I keep the children
Huh I’m the opposite I keep the kids in the attic and cast my spells in the basement
@@IMakeEditzBecauseIBored so inconsiderate what about the poor basement demons
@@IMakeEditzBecauseIBorednah you gotta keep the kids lower so you can block out the screams, if they're in the attic the neighbors will get suspicious and since there's usually a window they might try to escape then you gotta find a place to store the body
@@mossimations don’t worry about the kids being loud… they’re ded! :3
let me out of the basement pls
STOPPPP
Not the gojo and nanami figurines 💀💀 lol I can’t with the music
OH MY GOD i used to do witchcraft and those "love spells" you covered here were my BIGGEST pet peeve, especially since at the time I specialized in love magic.
I had a friend in high school who wanted me to do a love spell for her to get together with a guy she had a crush on. Instead, I made a spell that I meant to attract the right person for her into her life. The guy she was after turned her down, but she ended up with someone else, and i felt like. So Powerful lmao
You did witchcraft?? Thats really cool! I wanna Try witchcraft
I, too, made spells in my school days. One year, I got a bunch of love spell requests. I never made them before, so it was a new experience for me. I had pretty much made some for the whole student body (it was a small school). Well, it turns out I made the wrong kind of love spell. It wasn't romantic love, but familiar love spells. No one got dates, but everyone at that school really felt like family
(Just to clarify, this story is not real. I told it as a joke to hopefully mildly amuse people on the internet. I mean no disrespect by it, and I hope none was taken.)
This is wholesome af lol
Many witches will tell you that love spells are NOT recommended.. "no good marriage starts with a kidnapping."
@ville__Ok, I wont translate it
These stupid children aren't well versed in folklore. If they paid any attention to lore, they'd know that love potion stories always end in tragedy.
So, I have been practicing witchcraft for probably 7 years, and I will say that you are right for sure. People have corrupted the meanings and intentions behind many spells and it is sad to see uneducated people spread misinformation and ignorance about witchcraft and it’s beautiful properties.
Love spells that involve forcing someone to love you are corrupt and selfish, this will be taken into account by karmatic law.
Real love spells like the ones I used to practice involve casting for love to come to you, and it is more like a charm. You don’t need to make someone specific love you, you need to be bringing in love and opening yourself up to the potential it brings by casting, and then you can have a successful love spell in which you have not broken the laws of karma and your relationship will likely be healthier.
Yes!
YES EXACTLY. despite the fact that using spells to attract good fortune or affection to your life is welcomed, targeting one and putting a love/curse spell on them is a very bad idea
Everytime I hear about masculine vs feminine energy, it throws me into a very feminine rage.
It's also a thing that is a centuries old thing that a lot of older cultures and ancient religions have done (like how some ancient mythological gods come with both a masculine/male variation of themselves as well as a feminine/female version).
Something I think was mentioned in an OSP video.
real
Feminine rage is just high velocity lipstick (I hope you realize how much I don't mean that.
A lot of modern witches have a fraught relationship with the ideas of feminine and masculine energies. A good resource that looks at those ideas through a more neutral lens is a book called Sigil Craft by Lia Taylor. It’s also just a rather good beginner’s resource for magic
it's kind of real though. and it doesn't matter what your physical gender is.
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The Agreggor is now officially a character in my series 'ABUSEMENT PARK' and I absolutely love him!
He's an obsessive collector who hasn't seen sunlight in 4 years and writes fanfiction, his role is as The Spirit Realm's salesman but all his items are either insanely expensive or *not for sale!* ...he doesn't get many sales...
So thank you for telling me about this to inspire me to create a character I absolutely love!
your character and series both sound really cool!
@@thelocalnecromancer1224 the first teaser is out
The real witchcraft in this video is Funky becoming unrecognizable in costume. Holy shit.
For real, it took me a minute!
Right?? A new CUT, a new COLOR!
as a wise woman once said; "Don't tell them we can shapeshift or they gon' tell the church"
On the twin flame topic:
Call me crazy, but wouldn't your soulmate actually want to be with you?
I call my man my twin flame, but we pursued each other equally hard lol.
yes but addiction, or other stupid choices get in the way...wish it was that easy right!
Not even their mother want to be around these people. Much less themselves. (Jk)
I’ve even heard twin flame as a way to grow in at an exponential rate and isn’t necessarily required to be romantic… I’m leaving that idea behind in 2023 since twin flames is just soul mate theory again and trapping people in codependency.
also I thought twin flames was two people are born sharing a single soul decided by some higher force in the universe which is pretty romantic in a way so it's a bit terrifying that people really believe they're just merging random peoples souls together without consent
“Fidgety fudge your bowels are sludge!” 🧙♂️✨
Honestly thought I’ve binged everything Funky Frog so far! ZERO idea how I’ve missed this video for so long!!
Funny enough, I got here from someone in a practitioner Discord sharing this link … it’s almost like the universe brought me here to view this beautiful masterpiece …
.. MAGIC!! 👀✨🤣
I’ve been practicing on and off since I was 12 and literally the first thing you learn is “love spells are NOT GOOD and WILL BACKFIRE”
Yep same here my aunt who was like a second mom to me was priestess I guess you could say and she started introducing it to me at 11....been practicing since and I just turned 45 today lol....ugh I feel old 😂😂
Omg happy birthday !! 🎂 @@jeepwj
@@blehblehblehblehbhleh Thank you so much! ❤️❤️
They even say that shit in fictional movies about witches 😭 looks like these people never watched The Craft before and it shows
How can something not real backfire?
Y'know, I really like how Funky doesn't just go "magic STUPID and you're STUPID for believing it!" They kinda follow through on that thread of logic like "hey! that love spell your using? infringes on consent! The realness of that obsession cast doesn't make the realness of your disregard for human autonomy go away!"
It feels like something someone who believes in that stuff would actually consider and internalize. Keep making great videos, man!!
Nah, she is the real witch!
Yesss this is something that ALL witches should learn, and also cultural appropriation which is a biggg problem.
Well and people don’t realize that love spells are meant to be honest and pure, more like a charm than anything. You aren’t supposed to try and make someone specific love you, you’re supposed to cast for love to come to you.
By trying to use a spell incorrectly you could corrupt it and cast it completely wrong. This can result in awful things happening, and I can never determine that for sure but my biggest advice to any baby witches is that the “love spells” that you are normally seeing are obsession based and can only end badly.
When you are contacting other worldly power you must always remember to be patient and wait for the right time and the right message. You cannot expect good results from a rushed and unpracticed approach. Please use what you learn wisely, because the laws of Karma will come back for you when you least expect it.
P.S. MEDITATE.!.!.!.!.
@ville__aww that’s cute, I’m fine thank you 😊
@@3bingustHonest question here as someone who knows nothing about spells. How do you know if the love that comes to you after being patient is from a spell or if it’s love that would have come naturally?
The way she just pulls out Gojo and Nanami so casually-
For me it was after an ad which match it so funny
Salaryman with a kitchen knife X Anime Peter Pan syndrome guy.
I just adore you. I lol watching nearly every video. Intelligent humor is on point
As a gay, the "masculine vs feminine energy" thing feels like str8 folks talking about topping and bottoming
Love that they put traditional gender roles on SPIRITUAL ENERGY like my microwave isn't gonna be asking me how much protein I eat for my deltoids to get so swole or how cute my lashes look when I'm cooking meals for a man all day.
The idea that all gay people have to be a top or a bottom is just internalised heteronormativity. The great thing about being queer is that we get to define our own roles. Custom style.
as a butch lesbian it gives me hives
They're literally just stating whether they prefer being dominant or submissive and displaying it as "feminine" vs "masculine", fucking weirdoes lmao
As someone raised around these practices, that is an excellent way to look at it
No but the pop culture paganism is literally just the snapewives it’s insane how the world just repeats
OMG I never put this together until now but it's so true 😂
whats snapewives?
Not the Snapewives 😭😭😭
@@z.tuv1Long story short, a group of women believed that Snape was actually god in an alternate universe and JKR was his prophet, and they had some peculiar methods of worship. There’s a good video on them on TH-cam by StrangeAeons
@@z.tuv1 they were a group pf harry potter fans on livejournal who thought snape from the books was an extra dimensional deity who delivered the story to jkr but she interpreted it wrong. like the name suggests the snape wives (also called snapeists) believed that they were spiritually married to snape and snape to them. they didnt lasr very long before a major schism occured between the two "leaders" and another. they wound up slowly losing members and eventually disbanded when one of the founders divorced snape and married jethro gibbs from ncis
the gojo and nanami figures you’re so real😭😭
“Being irresistibly charming, *and having a fat a-*”
DAMMIT I WAS DRINKING
"Scroll to have bad luck" is honestly the evolution of chain e-mails. "IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 10 FRIENDS YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT" type shit.
time is a flat circle, my dudes.
@@b.collins2656as opposed to a 3 dimensional circle
There’s no such thing as new, only evolution.
(I worded this terribly.)
that's what i've been saying, it drives me crazy
Get rid of aesthetic candles and girls wearing velvet cloaks who live in the woods. Normalize wearing starry robes and tall hats. Normalize carrying around staves and living in spires. Normalize allowing one lucky child from the nearby village to be your apprentice. Normalize casting spells. Normalize having familiars with mysterious powers. Normalize pondering orbs. Normalize growing long ass white beards. Normalize casting fireballs upon thieves and pickpockets. Normalize messy libraries full of scrolls.
I feel like I have to clarify: I do own a velvet cloak and I do wear it very often but that's different cause I made it myself
oh to be a wizard living in a tower in the woods, studying my craft with only my familiar and apprentice as company
Normalise Pondering The Orb
@@ScarabD tomska reference?
And you will be my apprentice
PREACH
I love a good funkyfrogbait rant to start my morning:) keep doing what youre doing!
as someone who was raised highly religious in "the witch culture" (witches can come from multiple different religions) and fully believes, most, of theses things (the pop culture god or whatever was just unhinged and ridiculous) I, and my family, find theses TikTok "witches" highly insulting. I honestly had to keep pausing the video and just cooling off for a bit because of how infuriated I was. a lot of it is fake but the ones that our real are the worst because they are doing things that directly go agents the culture and doing s*it that, like you said, doesn't exactly help our reputation, doing love spells specifically, because TikTok seems to be oppressed with them, our only to be done by or for those who consent to it, its kinda like a way of marriage but for your soul, (the real ones not whatever the girls were doing with sanitary pads), it is a unconventional now days but no less respected. and I hate the whole twin flame nonsense, I believe in twin flames and they are incredibly rare because unlike soulmates, twin flames are a soul that grew so powerful that it spit in half and in the next life will the flames come back to create some powerful thing as there life purpose, and just like soulmates DON'T HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC, they can but its not a requirement. also its a instant connection for BOTH (or more) people, its latterly just love at first sight, that is all it is at its core there's no convincing the other person the second they saw you they knew just like the second you saw them you knew. I whole heartedly hate "witchtok" all it dose is spread misinformation and hateful real information. im not even going to comment on the last part of the video, just what in the woman's rights do you think your doing. thank you for covering this topic though, even though your not, to my knowledge, a "witch" :>
The Snape Wives would be thriving in this movement.
LMAO
My thoughts exactly
gonna regret googling this but here we go
@@bbhdd6181 strange aeons has a great video about it
@@bbhdd6181
.......... What are the Snape Wives?
Please tell me they're Snape obsessed women
SHADOW WIZZARD MONEY GANG.
HERE
WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
@@starnathanstar THIS SONG IS SPONSORED BY-
AAAUGH
i was hoping someone commented this
Dont feel threatened when they say' dont scroll or else something bad will happen to you' because as a person who enjoy witches, if you use your 'powers' for bad things then karma just kicks in.
7:46 omg, you look just like Kurtis Conner. 10/10 stach. Love your content 😂😂
I lost it at "I'm getting vibrations you should be in the kitchen right now"
“Go fish” with tarot cards, fuck I love this channel 😂😂😂😂
I did that with a friend once lol
I read tarot and that totally made me snort coffee out my nose 😅😅😅
@@clementine9 haha same
As a tarot reader and diviner that flung me into the stratosphere, I’m cackling 😂
Along with the Salem sweatshirt...
Your take on the 'twin flame' obsession is spot-on! It is a major pet peeve of mine. Thank you!
6:15 this entire section just made me laugh 💀 It literally kept getting funnier
"If you scroll you have bad luck" is something I thought I would never hear
Itnwas the start of the bad luck
It has the same energy as those stupid chain letters that threatened bad luck if you didn't send to ten people.
@@Olivia_Dreamrider "SeNd ThIs To FoRtY pEoPlE FoR gOoD lUcK oR pEnNyWiSe WiLl GeT yOu At 3aM!!"
Makes me think of those chain emails from the early/mid 00s 😂
@@mandymagnolia1966funny how this vile guy posted one right under your comment 🤣
I'm a practicing witch. My golden rule is
"Whatever you put into the universe can not be taken back,"
Whether it's words, actions or magic I feel its a pretty good rule
Real! I like to keep in mind the threefold rule as well, haha.
That this principle (and the law of three) clearly don’t matter or exist to these people is what bothers me the most.
huh, that's a really good principle to live by, writing that down
Yup yup yup. I’m starting to get into this, I’ll mostly be taking notes in my book of shadows for a LONG time, researching everything before even thinking about attempting lol. Esp bc some “tips” can low key be kinda dangerous lol, like um no don’t put certain crystals in water then drink it some aren’t meant for that and can get you sick.
Just remember to respect witches who don't follow the trifold rule
The sweater with Salem on it is a reeeeeeeeeeeeeally nice touch
11:55 HELP. Bro i’m so glad that you mentioned that be cause i feel like people started to use a practice that was meant to me peaceful mindful and spiritual to try and rationalize their weird ass actions. ESPECIALLY when it comes to romantic stuff
no bc as a witch the whole “love spell to make them obsessed with me” made me so uncomfortable but everyone i saw on tiktok was loving it😭
Yeah it's like, first of all no consent, and secondly, why would you want to be with someone who is only there bc of a love spell?
frrrr it's like rule #1 of witchcraft, love spells are a no-no
its soo risky and SO UNETHICALL 😭😭😭
@@zephyrschiesser5408 Not entirely. There are benign ones for inviting love into your life in a more general sense, rather than having a specific target. From what I understand those are fine.
@@feistsorcerer2251 Yes, those are "love attraction" spells
Watched this in my car and realized my sticker expires this month thanks frog
They know all. Time to worship them!
Confirmed their a witch get ur pitchfork
honestly, i’m about to go next week lol
This tarot reading was meant to find you 🤷♀️
Gojo and Nanami wondering why they had to suffer through this with us : 👁️👄👁️
The tampon joke at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
tiktok witch: "I cast a love spell on you!"
Asexual/Aromantic: "you have no power here"
this actually happened to me, my ex was a little delulu :/
Ahhh yes aromatic, you must smell fantastic 😂 (I think you mean Aromantic, pls don’t hate me for my bad joke)
@@gracieortiz4348 herbs and spices are LGBTQ+ coded lol. I love bad jokes thanks for letting me know I will edit.
Joke's on you, i have BOOKS
im both aro and ace, can confirm they do not work on me
Ugh as an anxious neurodivergent person, I hate those “DONT SCROLL OR YOUR BF WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU” kinda videos. But videos like this are so affirming THANK YOU🙏🏻
Scrolls faster.
Yeah they fuck with my ocd
I've learnt to just block those gross scamners
@ville__I normally wouldn’t respond to freaks like you but at least I can push funkyfrogbait up in the algorithm with this comment. Anyway, youre a scared little man like every other nazi. Go get some therapy, talk through your issues, and find a way out of your oppressive mindset of fear.
@ville__ok buddy
literally been blocking those people for hours and they still show up 😭
14:30 even the bird is looking at her like "wtf?"
I have been binging these videos for the last 5 days, and I've had so many good laughs over this channel. Thank you for your wonderful satirism and witty metaphors while also being simultaneously wise with your commentary!
I am Native American and am of traditional Pagan-Wiccan belief and must say how incredibly disappointed I am. This completely demolishes everything we as a community are working for, we are so misunderstood as devil worshipers and nut jobs, things like this are what make it harder for me to publicly share my beliefs. Our main motto is “if one is not doing harm, so mote it be” which pretty much means “if your not hurting anyone do what you want” and it hurts to see people disrespect it and use this incredibly misunderstood religion for clout. These are not my people, may they learn their lesson in another life. Much love to funkyfrogbait for being respectful towards us real ones of the community and understanding this is not us.
exactly, we're not all doing it for clout and it hurts to see the amount of disrespect
Exactly, I’m an indigenous eclectic pagan and it’s already so hard to find accurate religious beliefs for my people, and since I integrate traditional pagan beliefs/rituals seeing this type of stuff on social media makes it even harder to 1. Find accurate info and 2. Not be seen as a freak. I’m so grateful this video was made respectfully but I hope people watching take it with a grain of salt and recognize THIS IS NOT WHAT WE’RE LIKE. Like I promise 😭
I’m a Celtic “pagan” (I don’t like calling myself a pagan) and I hate the appropriation of cultures going on, and calling things of Celtic culture “witchcraft” like the Celtic knot. It hurts so much to see my beliefs and culture misrepresented like this, and turned into a gothy aesthetic. And I bet most of the people appropriating stuff like that - especially people appropriating the fae - couldn’t name a Celtic deity or story if they tried.
@@authorizedgoblinexactly. I’m not indigenous but I’m Celtic. And I hate when people just call our culture, traditions, and religion “witchcraft”.
My family has ties to hoodoo and it’s very disrespectful and harmful like the period blood in spaghetti one this is not stuff anyone should be doing ESPECIALLY if you aren’t well-versed in the culture!
I LOVE THE RANDOM DUDE WITH THE BLANK STARE JUST COMPLETELY OUT OF IT DURING THE SKITS-
Me too, I think he's my twin flame ❤❤
He does look like Kurtis Connor, or is it just me
Love your profile pic 🤩
Yellow Guy pfp!?
He looks like he’s just so done with the GF’s crap because at this point whatever happens is just gonna happen and he gave up trying to escape the crazy lady ages ago.
“That sounds like a skill issue” and “having a fat ass” got me dying I love you so much
This is the third video of yours I’ve watched and you made a subscriber out of me! Great comedic timing and fun editing!
The "i use dark magic" defense feels like the equivalent to when comedians say they have "dark humor"
It's also bollocks. Left hand Practioniers do exist but they dont go around advertising it like that. It's the same as the ones that say: I have mental illness so I can get away with X, Y and Z and you have to put with it. People with REAL mental illness only tell those that need to know because they are going to be in contact with them or on an open forum where they are sharing their struggles. They sure as hell aren't using them as an excuse to be an asshole.
No, Why they’re different :dark humor is used to make light of or explore serious or taboo topics. It combines humor with insensitivity, cynicism or skepticism, to amuse or provoke thought. A comedian is being paid to perform and entertain audiences.
This is different than an individual claiming to use “ black magic”. It’s just a way to seem mysterious, more powerful, and trying to justify their lack of ethics or moral standards.
Person *completely controls and in slaves someone forcing them to do things against their will*
Me "wtf dude, not ok"
Person "I just use dark magick tehe"
@@icu3869 'dark humor' is very common thing comedians say for just being insensitive on stage
@@icu3869Dark humor is code for "i have shitty opinions that i cant share so i pretend to make jokes about them" without failr every man ive met that had "dark humor" just meant he was an insufferable edgelord. Mayne there is clever dark humor but ive yet to find it, or the clever dark humor is so good it doesnt reigster as dark humor, thats genuinely possible as well
i'm a witch & i really appreciate this video. the online spaces are saturated with scams, cults, MLMs, & the alt right pipeline. it's frustrating that these are the people who represent what can be such a beautiful belief system. for a lot of us, spirituality goes hand in hand with environmental & social activism & is generally way less focused on the self.
omg yes it's so crazy
And for those of us who do focus on self, it's self-*betterment*. Shadow work (basically therapy and self-esteem work lmao). That's it! It's not a crutch, it's to help yourself work better with the world around you, honestly.
Thank you as a fellow witch
I think it goes to show that spiritual abuse doesn't have a denomination or a specific belief system--its equal opportunity bullshit for all😂
as someone who also practices you’re absolute right I don’t even have TikTok anymore cause of this bs it sucks
Have never come across your channel before today , spent the morning viewing about 10 of your videos and I must say , your content is fun to watch , I like how you make fun of people who dont possess common sence logic . It's refreshing to see a younger person this day in age who actually has a head on their shoulders. This world is lost, and you have the world pegged pretty good. You're brilliant.
I am glad Witchtok / Pagantok introduced me to it. But I am also VERY glad I found actual circles and covens that provided me with the information I needed to find myself as a Wiccan and I can ignore those... very problematic things. ESPECIALLY the last ones. What the actual...
As someone who does Oracle card readings, you nailed it on the head. Card readings, whether tarot or oracle, are tailored to be a very personal experience. You want the recipient to be there with you, so that energy is filling the space, some readers even allow the recipient shuffle the cards so their energy and questions are being directed into the cards being shuffled. Online doesn’t create that, it blocks off all emotion and energy, not to mention, devices create an energy field that could interfere with the said reading. Essentially these TikTok witches are just reading them selves, if you really want the truth.
Hi just a question does that mean the titok lives don't actually work because it's over the internet? Thank you if you find the time to answer :)
@@arianneclarke8319 can’t the if your being sarcastic or not 😆
How do you know this energy stuff? When I think of energy I think of potential and kinetic energy, or the bound vibrational energy of quarks and gluons in massless particles. What does it mean for this energy to fill a room, or enter cards? Can we measure this field emanating from devices you're talking about, if do, can we then measure how it effects the energy of a person or reading? If we can't measure it in any way, then how can we know this like you do?
I would say that they could be used for generalized readings like card of the day readings. But honestly, card readings are supposed to be in person to attune to the energy of the questioner, so idk what these witchtok peeps think they're reading beyond, as you said, themselves 😅
I had multiple private online readings and some of them were really on point. They told me thinks they couldn't know but were true. So it really depends on the reader.
I’m a recent subscriber and the quality of your content is such a breath of fresh air, I love it here
I love how the woman in her car is talking about watching Hocus Pocus too and how you are opening up your door to the devil but my family make sure we don’t do any of that. I prayed before I’ve watched horror movies so much stuff like that
10:46 “ no matter how much they ghost you or tell you they don’t want to be with you will eventually come around” DENIAL is a river in EGYPT
YOUR HUSBAND IS GA-
Wait wrong response
how the fuck do people still get this wrong?
The correct way to say this is "Denial isnt just a river in egypt".
you can't make someone like you.
@@tatzecomThey know the correct way to say it people can change the phrase lmao
@@tatzecomthe way that this person is a meme, the full audio is, “denial is a river in eygpt, ur husband is gay” so technically they arent wrong
As a witch I'm HOWLING. These people drive me nuts. The repackaged patriarchy reminds me of the adult men who tried to tell 17-18 year old me how they could "help" me use sex magic to open my female divine. Thankfully I knew even then that they were creeps, but so many girls do not. Breaks my heart.
Girl same😭
THATS LITERALLY WHAT IM SAYING
If you’re willing to answer I’m actually really curious, what does it actually mean to be a witch? How different is it from the social media portrayal of it? I can’t imagine how frustrating it must be to have people like those in the video making a sort of mockery out of it.
@@NalannieArt hi, you didn't ask me but I'm also a witch. It is a very personal path, for me it's about understand where I come from and how it relates to where I am now. Establishing connection with my ancestor and my gods (the Olympians) and ask for guidance in order to be in peace with myself and help me with my self esteem and understanding my emotions and all. Also connecting with nature and feeling it deep down
@@spookyspook07I'm curious to know more to... Can anyone anywhere be a witch?
13:50 stop 😭 Funkyfrogbait is the only TH-camr that’s verbally made me laugh
As someone who hs never actually believed in soulmates, I happened across my "twin flame" (I don't believe in those) and I've never been happier with them. No love spells, no spells at all really. We both got tarrot readings about our love lives, and while I don't believe in those things, sometimes things can't be explained sometimes. My partner is amazing, I can't imagine a world without them, and I found them by waiting. I went through hell and back, and it was worth it.
You don't need spells, you need patience. Stay safe, you'll find them, I promise
The twin flame thing goes even deeper and scarier than tik tok. There's a literal twin flame cult where people are allegedly coerced into staying in bad relationships, pressured into pursuing relationships with people who have made it clear they're not interested (to the point where members have been arrested for stalking) forced into relationships they didn't want, and there's even accusations that they are coercing people (who are not trans) to transitioning. All while being emotionally and psychologically abusive and taking their members' money. Also the leader thinks he's a reincarnation of Jesus. Because of course he does. Both Netflix and Prime have really interesting (and by that I mean horrifying) documentaries about it.
It was crazy! Those people should be in a psych ward or jail for scamming vulnerable folks.
There is also a much better side of Twin Flames. It's a Native American term for gay couples and (I may be incorrect on this, so feel free to look it up to be sure) trans people. ❤
I hate the way the people in this video portray it 😢
what's the name of the document on prime?
@@ace_of_cups4096You're thinking of Two Spirit, and the terms and definitions/acceptance vary from tribe to tribe
Also, check out the podcast Behind the Bastards
I've always wondered why the flat earth comunity was so dominated by males but now I see what their girlfriends are doing.
Guys are witches too, some of us just hate being perceived lol
That being said I agree with the sentiment, there's proper Witchcraft as an occult or spiritual practice, then there's the people on TikTok who keep a toy harry potter wand on their altar.
lol
i dont think any of them have girlfriends
this comment made me laugh. so true lmao.
Ma'am, your writing is immaculate
as a bg3 fan the pop culture deity bit with astarion and gortash made me physically take off my earbuds and just go to the bathroom and take a moment looking at the mirror
same, i gotta take a walk, in the rain, to wash off the cringe.
Twin Flames is a crazy insane idea for so many reasons. If you haven’t watched Escaping Twin Flames, it’s a great documentary about Twin Flames cult and the people who have been harmed by it.
i used to be in a relationship with someone who believed in twin flames and he was so insistent but very controlling and manipulative in every single way. it's been almost 7 years since i broke up with him but he still haunts my dreams.
Excellent doc. More people need to watch and understand how its an absolute cult that has ruined lives for profit.
Gonna go watch it immediately thank you
@@wartygourd I'm so happy you're safe and away from him now. I'm sorry you went through that
@@wartygourd Thx for being here.
To quote Lisa Simpson:
"All girls can cast magic. We needlessly lost so many good witches at salem."
Yes just yes
@ville__dude stop people genuinely get paranoid at this stuff
@@ericc1108 pretty sure that's the goal
@ville__ 1 I'm a guy and 2 how exactly is this relevant?
@ville__ That's just needlessly mean
Clever commentary and great points while not being disrespectful to the path. I love your takes on this
As a witch this is so fun to watch 😂
The funny thing about the twin flame stuff, is that the actual belief states that you are *not* supposed to end up with your twin flame. It’s not just like a super “soulmate.” Your twin flame is essentially the other half of you, but like looking in a mirror. They will tear you apart. It’s supposed to be a learning experience. You learn about yourself from your twin flame, but in the most painful way. Like learning a fire is hot by getting burnt. And they don’t always have to be romantic connections, it could be a best friend or sibling.
It really irritates me when people take these real beliefs and misconstrue them so badly. It’s harmful, and it waters down the actual belief. Like when it was a trend to say “x is my spirit animal!” when a spirit animal is a native american belief with deep, spiritual meaning. Not a cute animal you like.
Anyways, love your videos funkyfrogbait!!
This is some interesting belief. Can you tell me more about this belief? Like, the origin and stuff? I tried to google it, but most information is the misconstrued/romanticized versison
@@ilmianafirmantika8079 So it’s a concept in Greek mythology, Hinduism, I believe ancient Egypt as well, but I haven’t done too much research into Ancient Egyptian culture and beliefs.
They are all a bit different but along the same lines. In Greece, Plato believed that humans were originally created with 4 legs, 4 arms, 2 hearts, 2 brains, etc. but that the gods felt humans would be too powerful and ended up splitting us in half, leaving us to wonder the earth in search of our missing half. In Hinduism, the concept is shown through Shiva and Shakti, and is understood as one soul between two bodies.
It’s very possible that many other cultures share similar beliefs. The term “Twin Flames” itself is not used in these cultures though, it was coined by an English author named Marie Corelli. It’s used today basically as an over arching term for the concept shared through many cultures.
It’s definitely hard to find information out there that hasn’t been romanticized about it because it comes from cultures that are so old and rich with history. I’m no expert myself! I just try to do my best to learn the actual historical and cultural beliefs that these spiritual concepts stem from.
“Real beliefs”? Surely you don’t mean “beliefs with a basis in reality”. Therefore, the other meaning would be “Beliefs actually held by a person” which these “misconceptions” would be. Therefore, saying “real beliefs” means nothing here.
@@SERPENTOFGOODDARKNESstop trying to be stupid on purpose lmao
@@Quinn-he3vn And?
I dont even know why but "go fish" and "sugar, spice, say the incantation thrice" made me laugh so hard 😭
No me tol😂😂
go fish made me giggle lmfao
I would like to say, most of this isn’t how magick works, magick only influences things that are ALREADY THERE, it can’t just poof things into existence, that is “Magic” like what you see on TV shows and the movies you watched when you were 3 😅😂😊
(As a Pegan Witch Of 1-2 ish years who is the leader of a coven)
I love how u have a salem shirt bc witchcraft originated there :D! Nice reference.
Practicing witch here, not at all offended. I’m glad you’re calling out some of these toxic practitioners. Blessed be.
Loved your comment, I am too, I have been one my whole life and I'm so glad more and more people are opening up to this beautiful practice but I get so annoyed with the people who post all this extra toxic aesthetic crap that tells me they might have a little more spiritual work to do because they're in the physical part of it which is just part of the process but it just gets annoying having to see it so much and the farther down that rabbit hole you go the more dangerous is can be because then people are just doing things that they don't even understand
They're doing it for the likes and followers and I've always felt it should be more of a personal journey and of course you can share moments of it but the ones who document and post every single thing just looks exhausting and like they're maybe not actually getting anything from it
Oh my goodness, just got to the twin flame part. People just don't understand it.
My twin flame is actually my best friend, we are complete opposites in every way, we're both straight women born 1 year and 4 days apart (I'm the older one) but we have grown so much together the last 18 years and we have lived away from each other before but we always find our way back to each other.
We've had partners and spouses come and go and even some that tried to keep us from being friends but in the end we always find each other. Not every twin flame is a romantic situation and a lot of people are really missing out by not understanding that
Blessed be ❤
@@mizzourita3896 regardless of if you believe in the twin flame stuff or not, you do have to admit that the tiktoks being talked about are misrepresenting and potentially dangerous, which sucks for the reputations of those who genuinely believe
I’m learning how to be a witch but I hate how so many things are like ‘oh to find love’ and any thing related to it as well as how they say I should basically fall for a man and be his maid of sorts which i hate. I would rather make them beg for mercy after kicking their balls.
I'm a practicing pagan witch. I HATE witchtok. I have run the "that's not how this works" meme so far into the ground it's reached the earth's core.
I'm interested in learning more about paganism, do you happen to have any trusted sources for me to read through or watch?
@@HexisVonSpadedon’t read Llwyn books they’re full of new age stuff. I’d recommend ‘Trials of the Moon’ as a good intro to paganism, and then ‘A Witches Bible’ if Wicca interests you
I've been a practicing witch/pagan since around 11 and it's driving me nuts because my sister sends me all these Tik Toks and it's just like bitch stop bothering me and don't listen to a thing they say!
thank you!
@@rozymartin1123
This is a take I dont understand. Your beliefs however old are equally unfounded, just more established.
These tiktoks are almost unintentional satire because they are just as reasonable (not at all) as the beliefs they parody
As a traditional pagan practitioner, i like how rational you are and explaining some basic stuff in such a respectful way. I agree with you, because you got a good point.
THE NANAMI AND GOJO FIGURE PART LMAOOOO
Funky frog, I'm not gonna lie I was nervous when I saw the notif for this video bc I'm a practicing witch and I was worried you'd kinda...dunk on all of us. What can I say, I've been burned before lol. BUT I was so happy when you addressed my specific concern not 3 minutes in, and you pointed out the real nasty, toxic, and harmful stuff that comes out of spiritual tiktoks. And you made the separation between just chill practicing vibes vs. "consent is a myth and you must be subservient to me bc the stars said so". Yeah, some of us get sucked into unhealthy pipelines, but what community doesn't have that? Balance is key, and mindfulness of science, ethics, and sources! Thank you for being kind in this video and sharing a concerning part of this community that's on the rise. We don't claim that shit lol. We do, however, claim you, Frog. We gotchu with whatever you need 🪬 blessed be babe 💫
Hi! Can you give me tips on how to get into witchcraft? ☺️
@ninipanini11 Not the person you asked but I'd say start with research. Are you interested in it from the perspective of Wicca or one if the other Pagan religions? Or are you looking to either incorporate it into the religion you already practice or for a more secular approach?
@ville__bro did you not watch what this video was about :/
@@stupidwarriorkitties He's a troll. He does this crap on several other channels as well.
@@ninipanini11 i recommend starting with research, like looking for witch channels and books! I recommend watching ella harrison and chaotic witch aunt
If you focus your masculine energy into a ball and fire it out your hands you can do a Kamehameha. With feminine energy, you can do the Moon Princess Halation, but you need a wand.
what if I do both?
@@Saga_Anserum A coding error allows you to deal 99999999999 HP damage at once and instakill most bosses, but it requires frame perfect execution.
Funny, but this ain’t how real witches roll
@@3bingust in all fairness, it's all make believe
We have confirmed the existence of the Warp/Umbra in the weirdest way possible
"I worship hatsune miku" I mean, same gurl /j
sugar, spice, and incantation thrice was a masterful series of syllables
As a pagan I was actually a little nervous to watch this video but I put my trust in funky to not be an asshole and boy howdy did they deliver lol, literally said what I've been thinking for ages fucking tHANK YOU
8:08 YALL I WAS EATING WHEN SHE SAID THIS 😭
If I were you, I think I would’ve lost my appetite😭😭😭
2:29 this is like me saying "funny you mention that I actually work with Spongebob"
“The only thing you’re riding is your broomstick” WHY DID I THINK OF THST VIBRATING HARRY POTTER BROOM
Not the vibrating Harry Potter broom 😭✋
the WHAT
ME TOO HUH 😭😭😭😭 same wavelength
ME TOO
The What
I lived in washington state, and my friend took me to thier weird church for a nighttime service. Here are things that happened:
1.they wanted to burn a lone NIV bible for the blasphemous crime of not being a Kings James version.
2. They belived that Wizards Of The Coast was run by real wizards.
3. They attempted to exorcize my autisim after the extremly awkward Tug of war game.
4.the reason I went is beceause my friend had a dream that I was possesed or in danger by the devil. Her mom believed that she was a prophet.
I am both horrified and incredibly interested in your story.
@charadreemurr4839 ya Christianity can get really really weird. I was going to a private Christian school so this happened around 6th or 7th grade.
Damn lol this is very strange. I'm glad u made it out there ok.
@@alchemicmercury I went to a Christian public school until 7th grade. Nothing crazy like that happened other than forcing the entire school to go to church once a month during school and had one day a year when we went to church and prayed the entire rosemary ceremony. I'm an atheist now and never want to step foot in anything resembling a church again.
@@charadreemurr4839 cool! The Christian school that I went to (I went to two actually, but this post happened in the first one) was in the Westcoast and was Baptist (allegedly). Church was every morning after the "Pledge of allegiances" one to the American flag, and then to the Christian flag. It was some wild times.
As a baby witch, this video was beautifully grounding for me. This was so so great to watch, so well done.
You should do a whole video about twin flames, it goes far deeper that this, there were stories about people stalking women and then saying it's okay because the woman is their "twin flame", I'd be happy to see a vid about this topic
As a witch I'm so fucking sorry
real it’s so embarrassing to watch these
Real
real 😭
Samesies...
Dude samee