My class had PlayStations set up and we'd play these games. Eventually the teacher let us bring our own games in and play when we were done with work. Memories!
I imagine they also let students bring their own memory cards along if they had those. That reminds me of what my school did with Wii systems. They had a couple Wii setups in the foyer with 2 remotes and a custom anti-theft box, but I don't think they allowed students to bring in their own games.
Damn I played these. Our school would let kids take a ps1 home every so often and they had these games to play. I would go to blockbuster and rent better ones. Shhh don’t tell the school
@@dmwanderer9454 it happened to me when I was in Pre-K, and I still have the Playstation to this day. I lost all the Lightspan games, but that's okay, because I don't need them.
I just realized today that I have been watching Angry Video Game Nerd since 2007. 10 years of having the Nerd in my life. Thanks for the amazing Christmas present as always James and Mike. I love you both with all my heart. May your holidays be filled with happiness, laughter, joy and love. Thanks for all that you do for us, the fans.
@@cds107 Probably got the device to make a review off of crappy built in games consoles, but either does not have enough crappy consoles, or has planned a review, only to scrap it.
+michael hall (Rwanime442) Well maybe it's time to go to learning school to teach you about things like math since I already played Math on the Move and that sucked and I was in thrid grade
James, i’ve been watching you since before you were on youtube, i even remember when youtube was taking down your videos. What i’m trying to say, to this day, i’m still a huge fan and i am so thankful you’re going strong. Your videos seriously put a smile on my face. Thank you.
I think the fuckin' nerd has been pumping out these avgn episodes at an amazing pace lately. I never mind the wait for a good episode, but lately I've been one happy man.
Avgn taught me english. Or, that's what i believe. I really don't remember how i learned english, but i'm sure that i learned english thanks to the internet and that i have never watched any of those online english lessons. I believe that avgn taught me english because my friends and relatives have learned english in a similar way. You know, by watching english-language content with spanish subtitles. I learned because most spanish-language content or is a steaming pile of shit or is just translated straight from english. So i figured why not just learn english so that i don't have to rely on shitty and maybe incorrect translations? And yes, i know more english than my english teacher. The main keys are: don't be afraid of pushing your english to its limits, don't be afraid of making mistakes and use it as much as you can. And think in english so that you don't spend time translating. It's way easier to learn phases instead of vocabulary. I need to stop talking shit
"He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard, -He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.- -He's the Angry Atari, Sega Nerd.- -He's the Angry Colecovision, Intellivision... Commodore 64... Neo Geo... TurboGrafx 16... nerd.- *He's the Angry Playstation Nerd..."*
DrOdd My Apologies, I have gravely disgraced myself with an incorrect and inadequate title for are most hallowed host , Sir Intellectual of the audio visual interactive experience.
Every time I watch this video, it gets more and more hysterical. His delivery is just so, so good here. "...and everybody laughs at ya! Including the bus driver..."
9:23 That cartoon animation matches the situation perfectly, as if the AVGN is the red monster, flying over to pick up the PS1 from the volcano so to end the cycle.
So let me get this straight. Calamity Jane, from the past, gets a time machine from a really bored French Guy and needs somebody from the future to fix it. So out of all the people you could've obtained to fix the device, you choose two teenages from 1998 (assuming) that are in the middle of a Baseball game. Who by the way are still in Public School. Not Einstein or Stephen Hawking or anybody further down the line that has perfected time travel. Just two random teenages? Yeah. I see nothing wrong with this scenario...
Shh.... schools aren't there for constructive, critical thinking skills... quite opposite. They are boot camps for the corporations. They are centers for future wage slaves. ;) Pist.... please don't tell anyone a teacher told you this.
I found this episode to be quite entertaining. The ignorance of the titular angry nerd in the beginning contrasted with his comparatively large vocabulary, intellect, and general knowledge of the world around him showed remarkable character development. I would call him a prime example of the modern electronic entertainment erudite. I find that the coalescence of the two in the end, and his eventual reversion to his more primitive mindset, really exemplified just what a fatal hero, like those of the ancient greek tragedies, the nerd really is. Overall I would say that this work is quite exemplary. It good show, make more.
Hey everyone Avgn has been around for a while and we’ve all watched all the episodes. And we all have to agree there has been no bad episode seriously he spends so much time on it they’re TH-cam masterpieces.
Guys, look at these patterns. AVGN Episode 55: Battletoads includes Kyle. AVGN Episode 110: Ikari Warriors includes Kyle. 55 + 55 = 110 55 + 55 + 55 = 165 Does this mean Kyle is coming back for episode 165?!?!?!
Well, you can get them for $10 at goodwill or other similar thrift stores. Heck, there's 20 of them sitting in my goodwill right now. He basically bought $40 worth of props.
OH FUCK MY SCHOOL MADE US PLAY THIS IN 2ND GRADE. I remember the one called "the Three Decoders" and we all laughed when they said "dam". I've been looking for this for years and AVGN delievers
I used to play these games a long time ago in school as well. It's the only reason I know they exist. I knew they were hilarious in an ironic way, even back then. XD :D
How did your teachers allow it? Anything in school considered 'fun' was confiscated. Well, there was that one time on last day of 6th grade my teacher said whatever, he stopped caring. We had a party and some guys were playing _Oni_ on the biggest TV. Some asshole brought Tiger handhelds and wondered why nobody was touching them. Even then we knew better.
I would love to see a sequel to this. Not necessarily to see more Lightspan games, but to watch AVGN's intellect increase to hyperbolic levels. I want to see him materialize a Rolling Rock into his hand, move a disk into the Playstation with his mind, and eventually rewrite the fabric of space time so that Lightspan Adventures never existed.
You've been spoiling us lately with a lot of shit - I mean with a lot of SHITTY FUCKIN' GOOD episodes! Thank you for all the years of content so far. Haven't commented or thanked never before despite watching hours and hours of your Cinemassacre stuff. Also a happy Xmas to everybody! :)
Everyone I knew cared about the Playstation only, they never game one rat's ass about these shitty games. That's why people I knew from school, kept these.
Pladimir Vutin The phrase is "You are still in Calc II" There is no object of possession in the sentence. Go back to English 101. Calc II is a locative noun, in this case.
Oh god, my parents bought me the whole collection of these as a kid and I remember them like they were yesterday. They're garbage but it feels so nostalgic to me.
When the NES was still a thing, my grandmother dragged me around to every Kay Bee Toys to buy me a game. I was excited by the prospect. Until I found out she wanted to get me a specific game: Donkey Kong Jr. MATH. FFS. Math. A math game. JFC.
In that event, I'd almost wish we had ever found a copy of the game, back then... None of the stores ever had a copy. (And most clerks would look at me and either laugh, or shake their heads sympathetically, lol).
In a very roundabout way, it is, as is all consoles, but they're much more "simplified" computers meant solely for gaming. I'm kinda stretching, however. You really shouldn't have gotten written up, since the teacher should've known better.
I just came back here to say I've always found it really adorable how santa tries to knock down the little plastic tree but can't. Too bad he didn't make a return this year.
My wife and i are in the hospital getting ready to have our little girl thanks for the new episode we watch all of yours as they come out a this one started a binge watching of all your classics merry Christmas James "nerd" Rolf and to your hole crew over there
"He's playing some games, the worse he recalls, he's gonna find out which ones suck the most balls. The Angry Video Game Nerd is here!"-AVGN Christmas jingle
It's so potent with nostalgia....Somehow. I started watching him in 2009 and when I hear that song It feels like it's been a part of my childhood, since 1989. That's the power of the Nerd.
Omg I actually got one of these in second grade I could never remember what the games were called. Probably because I never played them right after bringing it home I asked my mom to take me to the local movie rental place and rented some Crash Bandicoot :) but thanks to this program I fell in love with the ps1 and decided to get it over the n64 since I love rpgs I made the right decision
Glad you played this instead of us! Great episode. Enjoy the Lightspan, Nerd! Happy Holidays!
Shame he didn't review all 250+ Lightspan titles.
Oh hi
Silvermania Do you really want him to go through that hell?
[Unknown] [Name] .......yes
Ryan pls stop pinning your own comments
The visceral disgust and hatred he said "a school textbook" with is absolute art
Agreed! 😂 I FELT THAT
My class had PlayStations set up and we'd play these games. Eventually the teacher let us bring our own games in and play when we were done with work. Memories!
I imagine they also let students bring their own memory cards along if they had those.
That reminds me of what my school did with Wii systems. They had a couple Wii setups in the foyer with 2 remotes and a custom anti-theft box, but I don't think they allowed students to bring in their own games.
I can only imagine your classmates bringing in games like Resident Evil or Die Hard Trilogy.
@@ColinG943 and I just thinking kinda South Park
*brings in Doom to class*
@Smitty *PUMPED UP KICKS* , 🎶🎵🎼
“This isn’t teaching me anything. All I’m doing is half-assing it to get it over with.”
Welcome to class by most teachers.
True, my friend.
Lol
That's one of the many things I *don't* miss about going to school! 😅
Damn I played these. Our school would let kids take a ps1 home every so often and they had these games to play. I would go to blockbuster and rent better ones. Shhh don’t tell the school
*IM CALLING THE POLICE*
A school with enough funding to not only buy everyone a ps1, but let them go home with it? I call bullshit.
@@dmwanderer9454 it happened to me when I was in Pre-K, and I still have the Playstation to this day. I lost all the Lightspan games, but that's okay, because I don't need them.
Did you get to keep it
@@dmwanderer9454 these days they buy iPads for everyone and iPad minis for kindergarten but they cant keep it
"He'd rather have an American bison deposit fecal matter in his ear canal. He's the Exasperated Electronic Amusement Conossieur."
R. J. Amado Doesn’t really roll off the tongue as well
He'd rather consume the disintegrated buttocks of a deceased Mephitis mephitis and dissolve it with fermented grain beverage.
Loo👁🗨🕐👁🗨🕐🕐♥️🕐
@@Nicksterbruh *In order to interact with electronic forms of entertainment that perform suction upon buttocks.
aka EEAC!
"He looks like a store brand Toucan Sam, that murders children is his spare time."
So, he's a cereal killer?
Yup from flew from Town of Saleem
Toucan Son of Sam
I feel like James is that deep of a filmmaker that he'd write something like that just to inspire us to respond like that. It's 4D chess, baby.
Randomark3087 someone call me lol
nice haha
That Wayne's World reference.
"If it's a severed head, I'm gonna be very upset." 😂😂
Ohhh, I thought it was 'Seven.'
@@CaveyMoth yea me too
He also made a Wayne’s World reference in either the Action 52 episode or Ninja Gaiden review. Can’t remember which one.
He also made a Wayne’s World reference in the “Tomb Raider” episode.
Was just about to comment this damn
"Oh ok a Playstation"
2 secs later
*A SCHOOL TEXTBOOK?!?!?!?!?*
I'd beg my parents to buy RE2 lol
"Hohoho Merry Chirstmas Nerd!"
*Flips Off*
@@electromaniac9723 Santa gives the Nerd a middle finger.
AplG8Adam 98 another term for that is "flipping the bird".
Unit23OnPatrol YOSS
"Exasperated Electronic Amusement Connoisseur " should DEFINITELY become your new title
EEAC
punchoutplayer penguin That's most definitely a noise I've heard him make on the show before- "EEAC!"
His intro song should be remixed with that title
I feel like it would be his snobby counterpart who tries to get him to play hifoluten, experimental games.
*"If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset"*
I've been liking the Wayne's World references recently.
Why, what was the last one? I must have missed it.
I like how James looks and sounds exactly the same even after 14 years
Does Nerd not have the ability to age?
no because he is timeless
Except maybe the hairline
Coffee Pot Productions never.
He plays games from the past to avoid the horrors of the future, making him forever young.
The only thing that ages is his hairline. I guess he still hasn't discovered finasteride.
"This isn't teaching me anything. I'm just half-assing it to get it over and done with."
School in a nutshell.
True
Lol
♪ _He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard_ ♪
♪ _He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd_ ♪
♪ _He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd_ ♪
♪ _He's the _*_Exasperated Electronic Amusement Connoisseur_* ♪
He's the Try To Hard Video Game Nerd
😂😆🤣
@@kyotheman69 NO
Verbose memes are the best.
@@Dcfan200 wrong
I never thought I wanted to see a puppet flip me off with a human hand. *until today*
It's the little things in life.
One of the most OG TH-camrs ever, inspired me to do TH-cam. AVGN is a LEGEND!
I was like "Oh cute, I'm going to give this guy a sub."
Has 500k subs
Alex PT Dude, he's Proto fucking Mario. I've been subbed for a couple years.
Buuuuut PROTO?
Hell yeah hr is!
It's his scheme on how to get more views/subs. Post on some large youtuber with some endearing comment and a little checkmark, get some views.
2:23 will forever be my favorite clip from the Angry Nintendo Nerd
It’s Angry Video Game Nerd, it’s not 2004
@@gezi5927 Yes it is 2004!!!!!!!!😭
@@HeavyMetalBee Pretty sure its 2020
Not Nintendo nerd anymore
@@MarvelFan1995 Oh, really? Gee thanks Sherlock.
I just realized today that I have been watching Angry Video Game Nerd since 2007. 10 years of having the Nerd in my life. Thanks for the amazing Christmas present as always James and Mike. I love you both with all my heart. May your holidays be filled with happiness, laughter, joy and love. Thanks for all that you do for us, the fans.
Thats the same year i start watching him. all those hours of entertainment and tons of laughs
Pinkie Dragon says the brony
I missed the AVGN Christmas jingle. Oh, the memories!
Isn't it mind blowing that a TH-cam series has been around so long that it's nostalgic?
Nicholah It is. It really is.
I know, right? Few channels are capable of that.
Jack Burton Hmmm...
AJ assassin Same here, man.
I love the line "Long, long ago in the late 90s..."
It *was* like two decades ago... I'm feelin old
Long, long ago in the late 90s, I was born. :3
I was born in January 1999
1:04 2 things I noticed:
Thing #1: You have a game box for Hong Kong 97
Thing #2: You have a game box for Sonic.exe
I had not noticed, thank you for pointing that out
1:19 Thing #3: He has a Wireless Air 60
actually 1:17
@@cds107 Probably got the device to make a review off of crappy built in games consoles, but either does not have enough crappy consoles, or has planned a review, only to scrap it.
@@AnonymousFrogNG Im making smash 6 in unreal engine 4
The Power Glove, the Konami LaserScope, the pocket protector and the Lighspan backpack. The Nerd is complete.
Dont forget the PowerPad cape and the flying Roll n' Rocker.
Lily Vanderbooben Where can I find your avi pic??
They really released this shit on PS1? This is kind of shit I would expect to see on CDI.
Yep. I remember actually getting these games from the school to take home and play. They were awful lol
Yeah but the CDI is for derpy things like hotel mario
you're right
Steven Tyler Rocks C.D.AAAAAAAI!!!
The same reason as why they release any of Dingo Pictures film as a game in PS1 I guess.
We're being spoiled with theses AVGN uploads!
dat da point
Foxandro It used to be like this in the past
13:30 "Are you ready for another kind of ride?"
Her facial expression😂😂😂
She’s like “how much you offering?”
The part with PK was like a shitty creepypasta. "With each game his quality gets worse and worse until he's covered in hyper realistic blood!"
So these games actually teach you smart stuff, if you’re dumb enough to play them?
Blake Mallard Which is perfect. The only people that need to learn that stuff are the dummies that play it.
Braddah Spliff I ain't got no learnin.
the only thing that game teaches you is what a shitty game looks like
+Slime Bucket Yeah
+michael hall (Rwanime442) Well maybe it's time to go to learning school to teach you about things like math since I already played Math on the Move and that sucked and I was in thrid grade
My biggest Christmas gift: another AVGN episode
Martell Tha Cool merry Christmas dude
definitely one of the most consistent and best youtubers on the site without a doubt.
On the "best of youtube"-podium with Ahoy
Time to rewatch all of the Bible games episodes.
Same.
SUPER NOAHS ARK 3D !
Good Idea
Tom Jacobs SUPER SCHINDLER'S LIST 3D
Griffin1171 me too
I think the best part of the video is santa fliping off the nerd
Elbryan 242 or his what?! Reaction
santa losing his shit is hilarious!!!
The Jejunum bit killed me thought
I preferred the cocksucker Motherfucker part
@@r.pmcmurphy13 same i laughed my ass off at that part
James is on a roll the last two months. Wow.
By the way the severed head line is classic. Wayne's World rules
KHayes666 Im glad he is and his AVGN videos are getting consistent 1million views :)
I learned more English from the Nerd then all 4 years of English in high school
for me the same angry nerd and yogscast
and so do i
No you didn’t
Miooooooo
Same
There exist photos of Calamity Jane. She wasn't that hot.
Lightspan Calamity Jane, on the other hand, I'd hit it. Except she's 20 years older now.......
I think Deadwood captured her character pretty well.
I'm subbed to you lol
Not by the standards of a world with a Brazilian Butt Lift, or for that matter, antibiotics.
"Are you ready for another kind of ride?" lol
James, i’ve been watching you since before you were on youtube, i even remember when youtube was taking down your videos.
What i’m trying to say, to this day, i’m still a huge fan and i am so thankful you’re going strong. Your videos seriously put a smile on my face. Thank you.
With that being said, this game looks like absolute trash.
Save it buddy he won't answer you, I tried the exact same manipulation trick he's never gonna actually SEE THIS COMENT
I think the fuckin' nerd has been pumping out these avgn episodes at an amazing pace lately. I never mind the wait for a good episode, but lately I've been one happy man.
He is Really Is
@@Highfive3395 facts
I love santa how he destroy himself in the wall XD
His voice in this one sounds close to the classics, I love it
Zomagedon I swear the long string of episodes help him figure out some of the audio and character issues.
You teach English better than my teacher
Funny yet sad
Avgn taught me english. Or, that's what i believe. I really don't remember how i learned english, but i'm sure that i learned english thanks to the internet and that i have never watched any of those online english lessons. I believe that avgn taught me english because my friends and relatives have learned english in a similar way. You know, by watching english-language content with spanish subtitles. I learned because most spanish-language content or is a steaming pile of shit or is just translated straight from english. So i figured why not just learn english so that i don't have to rely on shitty and maybe incorrect translations? And yes, i know more english than my english teacher. The main keys are: don't be afraid of pushing your english to its limits, don't be afraid of making mistakes and use it as much as you can. And think in english so that you don't spend time translating. It's way easier to learn phases instead of vocabulary. I need to stop talking shit
@@imeakdo7 ok
@@imeakdo7 I am so proud of you.
I learned words like "atrocious" and a lot of words by watching angry gamers on youtube
These games make Half Life and Portal looks like a lecture on theoretical physics and neurology
I probably learned alot more from half life than i would have playing these lmao
if only valve could count to 3
Uh huh huh...good one!
Original joke,
Do not steal.
Well yeah, but they revolve around complicated forms of science and are actually fun
2:24
Hearing that made me laugh so hard! Lol
I didn't expect that
Epic nerd moment
I think the best part is how he just kind of thrashes around in the background afterwards
You've been pumping these out like crazy!
It’s takes Like a month to make a video
yeah and as of the last few years hes been putting out like a video every 6 months instead, recently hes been putting out videos frequently.
sofullofpiss not in the Sonic and polybius episodes, those were amazing, and this is ok
sofullofpiss I was waiting for this comment lol
I think he made a contract or he just got passionate.
Are we officially in the Angry Sony Game Nerd Saga.
"He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard,
-He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.-
-He's the Angry Atari, Sega Nerd.-
-He's the Angry Colecovision, Intellivision... Commodore 64... Neo Geo... TurboGrafx 16... nerd.-
*He's the Angry Playstation Nerd..."*
Already was since the Independence Day game.
i think we are, he moved from nes and snes to playstation !
You mean the Exasperated Electronic Amusement Connoisseur?
DrOdd My Apologies, I have gravely disgraced myself with an incorrect and inadequate title for are most hallowed host , Sir Intellectual of the audio visual interactive experience.
Every time I watch this video, it gets more and more hysterical. His delivery is just so, so good here. "...and everybody laughs at ya! Including the bus driver..."
9:23 That cartoon animation matches the situation perfectly, as if the AVGN is the red monster, flying over to pick up the PS1 from the volcano so to end the cycle.
So let me get this straight. Calamity Jane, from the past, gets a time machine from a really bored French Guy and needs somebody from the future to fix it. So out of all the people you could've obtained to fix the device, you choose two teenages from 1998 (assuming) that are in the middle of a Baseball game. Who by the way are still in Public School. Not Einstein or Stephen Hawking or anybody further down the line that has perfected time travel. Just two random teenages?
Yeah. I see nothing wrong with this scenario...
Oh so Family Guy was bullshitting with those two cutaway gags.
perfected time travel?
Shh.... schools aren't there for constructive, critical thinking skills... quite opposite. They are boot camps for the corporations. They are centers for future wage slaves. ;) Pist.... please don't tell anyone a teacher told you this.
Or better yet, just get the guy who made the time machine to fix it.
Why would she get a time machine from Jules Verne and not HG Wells? You know, the guy who actually wrote the book?
"For I am the Exasperated Electronic Amusement Connoisseur!"
I found this episode to be quite entertaining.
The ignorance of the titular angry nerd in the beginning contrasted with his comparatively large vocabulary, intellect, and general knowledge of the world around him showed remarkable character development. I would call him a prime example of the modern electronic entertainment erudite. I find that the coalescence of the two in the end, and his eventual reversion to his more primitive mindset, really exemplified just what a fatal hero, like those of the ancient greek tragedies, the nerd really is. Overall I would say that this work is quite exemplary.
It good show, make more.
How many seasons of Richard and Mortimer did it take for you to write that, my dude?
MONKEYCHEESESHITPICKLE
Zggrt443 “Hello Mr... Kerns!?...”
We got a Rick and Morty fan over here.
Adude601 ditto.
Lightspan shortened my lifespan
Oh shit fam that's deep.
Might be true tho.
U alive?
I literally laughed at what you said, ha ha ha ha😂 👍 🤣.
This may possibly be one of my new favorite episodes of The Exasperated Electronic Amusement Conosuir.
Avgn can you review batman dark tomorrow nintendo gamecube that really sucks!!! So please do a review of this game.
Classic EEAC episode
OHMYGOD I REMEMBER GETTING THIS FOR SCHOOL I WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT BACK AFTER WINTER BREAK BUT I MOVED AFTER WINTER BREAK SO I KEPT IT OMGOMGOMG
Gsquared You’d be surprised to find out Lightspan use to charge the school district thousands for these sets lol, so not so cheap to replace.
Gsquared FIX YOUR CAPSLOCK
What did you do with it?
Gsquared yooooo Hahahaha the same thing! They told us it wouldn’t play regular games. Got home and tried it right out
Frank Johnson it played other games just fine.
Hey everyone Avgn has been around for a while and we’ve all watched all the episodes. And we all have to agree there has been no bad episode seriously he spends so much time on it they’re TH-cam masterpieces.
Santa giving a middle finger, what a time to be alive
Good to hear kyles voice in a nerd video again.
I keep thinking Santa is calling him a nerd like a primary school bully
11:44
Was... was he talking from personal experience?
I mean, he got a rock for Halloween once
And his cousin replaced his Snickers with a cat turd
And then rubbed it in his face.
@@laggoryhis teacher is a literal trombone too “wah wa wah wa wa wah wa wah wah wah”
But nerd, half-assing everything was my entire school experience...
The 2nd Nerd Renaissance is upon us. Top quality production for porta potty tier 'games'. Thanks guys! The last several ANGNs have been exceptional.
It's called "Lightspan" because you play it for the whole duration of turning your console on until the game's photons hit your cornea.
Then I am blind.
Blindspan adventures
Robot Slayer Idk why I laughed at this.
11:20 it slowly goes from a hypothetical situation to a flashback
That intro brings back so many memories all those Christmas’s ago
All these games could be used as a primitive torture device
What do you think schools are fo
circuit boarding
Retro Game Players-I'd say modern torture device.
No, they are not primitive. They are more technologic than iron maidens. But a great torture nonetheless.
Guys, look at these patterns.
AVGN Episode 55: Battletoads includes Kyle.
AVGN Episode 110: Ikari Warriors includes Kyle.
55 + 55 = 110
55 + 55 + 55 = 165
Does this mean Kyle is coming back for episode 165?!?!?!
Or 110 +110 = 220
So maybe episode 220?
I think there is a reason this next review is taking a while to produce; that being that Kyle will return for another review.
sadly I have lost hope of seeing a next review :(
More like "You" asking: Will there even be an episode 165 at all?!?!?!
Yea in 2021 we are gonna see him again
“...math on the move. Then they all laugh at you - including the bus driver”. 🤣 Gets me every time. Thanks, James 🙏🏻
Immediately tap notification. Video already has 7K views.
iam a simple man... i see AVGN upload i click it
67k in an hour
I posted a comment, I went to take a piss, I came back and it had 69 likes. Great number lol
I like how you guys bought all of those PlayStations for that visual gag.
the credits stated that they were provided by "Marshy Mart"
Shop S-Mart.
It could be replacement parts
Well, you can get them for $10 at goodwill or other similar thrift stores. Heck, there's 20 of them sitting in my goodwill right now. He basically bought $40 worth of props.
James is a passionate collector. I would not wonder if he actualy has so much playstations. A model of each serial number and region.
Hope you all enjoy your chicken and rice this year, merry Christmas everyone
KFC
1:09 Is that Hong Kong 97 and sonic.exe on your left shelf?
My god.
xd
Don’t forget sonic jam 6 and a wireless air 60
Let’s avgn review sonic.exe and sonic jam
I honestly took notes because im behind on literacy
OH FUCK MY SCHOOL MADE US PLAY THIS IN 2ND GRADE. I remember the one called "the Three Decoders" and we all laughed when they said "dam". I've been looking for this for years and AVGN delievers
I used to play these games a long time ago in school as well. It's the only reason I know they exist. I knew they were hilarious in an ironic way, even back then. XD :D
How did your teachers allow it? Anything in school considered 'fun' was confiscated.
Well, there was that one time on last day of 6th grade my teacher said whatever, he stopped caring. We had a party and some guys were playing _Oni_ on the biggest TV. Some asshole brought Tiger handhelds and wondered why nobody was touching them. Even then we knew better.
DareToBeDeviant - The school had a class full of PS1s that we used during our computer lab special.
The three Decode Talkers
You had ps1s in school? I wish I did I'm in uk
Wow as if you didn't supply us with ENOUGH AVGN presents already this year... and then you go and do this! BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
Anyone remember a time where he uploaded only as often as jontron
only way this christmas would be better if there was a little board james involved ;)
Board James ended on *such* a good note but I'd LOVE to see it make a come back (=
He is probably giving us all these vids because they're won't be any for a good while after these. Just my theory
sofullofpiss Because god forbid someone like something you don't.
I would love to see a sequel to this. Not necessarily to see more Lightspan games, but to watch AVGN's intellect increase to hyperbolic levels. I want to see him materialize a Rolling Rock into his hand, move a disk into the Playstation with his mind, and eventually rewrite the fabric of space time so that Lightspan Adventures never existed.
James Rolfe has the most expressive face on the internet.
"If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset" - did no one catch that Wayne's World call back?
Media Discord yo
A gun rack? A gun rack? Shyeah right, I don't even own a gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.... ha ha
Media Discord oh I totally did.
Media Discord I commented right away. I’m glad you caught it too
I caught it. One of my favorite movies.
fucking love these recent episodes
keep it up guys
This episode is one of my all-time favorites. The nerd's commentary is just brilliant here!
The Santa puppet in this episode is PRICELESS XD
TepigFan 101 It's adorable as fuck.
Agreed. But who was doing his voice? It really sound like Mike, and there's no actor listed.
You've been spoiling us lately with a lot of shit - I mean with a lot of SHITTY FUCKIN' GOOD episodes!
Thank you for all the years of content so far. Haven't commented or thanked never before despite watching hours and hours of your Cinemassacre stuff.
Also a happy Xmas to everybody! :)
Can you imagine getting a freaking Playstation from school? That would be awesome!
Everyone I knew cared about the Playstation only, they never game one rat's ass about these shitty games. That's why people I knew from school, kept these.
I'll never get tired of your videos. Im always having them run in the background while i play games
Happy Holidays Cinemassacre! Thanks for making this year a lot more beareable. Love you guys!
I'm gonna be very upset if my calc 2 professor next semester doesn't start class with "Let's learn some mother fucking math!"
Bhx625 Gaming
Your STILL in calc II? When will you kids move on to more mature topics like topology?
Pladimir Vutin An ironic statement from an idiot who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're".
Nieru
"your" is possessive. Calc II is the possession, and OP is the noun, therfore I am correct.
Pladimir Vutin The phrase is "You are still in Calc II" There is no object of possession in the sentence. Go back to English 101. Calc II is a locative noun, in this case.
Nieru
I noticed you edited your comment, perhaps you should enroll in English 90 at your local community college.
This has been an amazing year for the Nerd. Thanks for all the videos!
Oh god, my parents bought me the whole collection of these as a kid and I remember them like they were yesterday. They're garbage but it feels so nostalgic to me.
"You ready for another kind of ride?"
That's what she said
Reverse cowgirl?
When the NES was still a thing, my grandmother dragged me around to every Kay Bee Toys to buy me a game. I was excited by the prospect. Until I found out she wanted to get me a specific game: Donkey Kong Jr. MATH. FFS. Math. A math game. JFC.
To be fair that game is a collector's item nowadays. Joke is on you :^)
I think it is worth $100 for used cart only this year last time I checked XD
that game is actually pretty good, I think its understandable if you weren't excited to get it at a young age though
In that event, I'd almost wish we had ever found a copy of the game, back then... None of the stores ever had a copy. (And most clerks would look at me and either laugh, or shake their heads sympathetically, lol).
sad thing is at lease nintendo learning games weren't that bad
It’s like Christmas came early this year... Again. Thanks for the more frequent episodes.
2:24 The way santa is animated for this bit always cracks me up for some reason, and then he just yeets himself at a tree
The Exasperated Electronic Amusement Connoisseur
Connoisseur
i remember playing these in the 3rd grade, believe it or not, i got written up for correcting the teacher when she called the ps1 a computer
CCOMEGA92 lol
In a very roundabout way, it is, as is all consoles, but they're much more "simplified" computers meant solely for gaming. I'm kinda stretching, however. You really shouldn't have gotten written up, since the teacher should've known better.
It is a computer though. It has a CPU, RAM, and storage.
Computer is a device that computes. Video consoles do compute. So, Video Consoles are computers.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard Humans compute. Everyone is a computer !
Dont forget ! You will be assimilated !
Hilarious way to introduce the games.
I'm gonna deck your halls, bub.
I just came back here to say I've always found it really adorable how santa tries to knock down the little plastic tree but can't. Too bad he didn't make a return this year.
My wife and i are in the hospital getting ready to have our little girl thanks for the new episode we watch all of yours as they come out a this one started a binge watching of all your classics merry Christmas James "nerd" Rolf and to your hole crew over there
Richard Steiner congrats man!
HaVe a GrEaT BaBY
Congratulations!
You'd better start learning some fuckin' spelling and grammar too.
Your kid's gonna need it.
Congrats.A Xmas baby..that's quite a gift.
Admit it, you sang along to the Christmas Theme
Yeah
Yeah :)
I did because I already knew it from the Bible Games episodes.
Nerds of a Feather gonna go home and eat chicken and rice hell yeah..i say that everytime..even when i hear the real song.
I hummed until the chicken and rice part.
"He's playing some games, the worse he recalls, he's gonna find out which ones suck the most balls. The Angry Video Game Nerd is here!"-AVGN Christmas jingle
"Oh he's making a list and checking it twice. He's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice. The angry video game nerd is here."
It's so potent with nostalgia....Somehow. I started watching him in 2009 and when I hear that song It feels like it's been a part of my childhood, since 1989. That's the power of the Nerd.
Omg I actually got one of these in second grade I could never remember what the games were called. Probably because I never played them right after bringing it home I asked my mom to take me to the local movie rental place and rented some Crash Bandicoot :) but thanks to this program I fell in love with the ps1 and decided to get it over the n64 since I love rpgs I made the right decision
Woah!
Instead of learning this "game" is a gateway to video game addiction :
HeyWatchYourMouth Good times right?
Same
N64 only had two RPGs, one was overly basic and didn't even feature currency, and the other is Paper Mario.
Who saw the Hong Kong 97 box along with the sonic.exe case when santa came at the begining?
Hey it's your boi me
I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
Me
The nerd also has a wireless air 60.
HAHA
The execution of Santa flipping the bird was fucking amazing
5:36 best quote of the episode
"If this is a severed head I'm going to be very upset"
Gold.
Akira Myuki it actually made me laugh out loud
That's actually a Wayne's World quote