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As a person who did a 200% attempt in my teenage years, I can confirm that the enemy A.I. is sentient and hellbent on making your life as inconvenient as humanly possible.
I think i only did it in co-op with a friend. The only minigame i remember being super tough is the balloon popping, other stuff was manageable or fun to do.
Fun fact: You can actually achieve 201% in Crash Bash if you play the adventure mode with two players, the two of you must choose characters from the opposite side (for example: Crash and Cortex). Once you start the adventure and suffer reaching 200% a special cinematic will play which shows Aku Aku and Uka Uka arguing which side really won and as they can't decide it, the two players will play a crate crush minigame which "defines" the fate of the universe depending which side (player) won. I'm writing this from memory so I don't know how accurate I am on this one.
As far as I know, you only have to beat Oxide while in 2-player Mode with two characters on the opposite side so no worries, the Relics will not haunt you in this
Worst part? Caddy can't even attempt it. It's only in the NTSC versions of Crash Bash. You can't even switch to 1 player after you've started a 2 player file. It ALWAYS needs 2 players.
@@TrulyRadley SO PAL HAS THE CODES TO UNLOCK EVERYTHING FROM THE START, JP HAS FAKE CRASH AND NTSC HAS 201%??? That's like the dumbest region locking I've ever heard what this is shit, Crash Bash is truly a video game of all time.
So this man has : -Completed Crash Bash - Completed Crash 4 - Got all of the Platinum Time Trial Relics in EVERY GAME THAT HAS THEM! Thank you Caddy! We appreciate the hard work you do for us, but this has to have aged you by 15 years!
i still cant believe he beat crash 4 by the way. i just gave up on that. and i beat crash bash to 200% twice in one month. crash 4 was just misery to try and complete, and funny enough, i think it killed the franchise again actually. well...either that or crash team rumble
1:20:42 This image is really awesome. It's like you're trying to sneak a piece of chocolate cake, but your mom hired a tiny polar bear rodeo to guard it.
Fun fact about the AI for bosses in this game: Bosses slowly get easier and easier each time you fail, and the AI for N. Oxide is so cruel that top level speed runners always lose against Oxide twice on purpose before they even _attempt_ to fight him for real.
The stupid tank boss against Bart and Homer Simpson was just downright cruel and relentless in killing you. You have to destroy their mega tank and then kill both of them in their individual tanks... on one life. And if you lose... *DO IT AGAIN!!!* If only there were a checkpoint after the mega tank section like with Oxide Ride. That would have made it more fair.
Even though it wasn't a scripted joke. And is a very real thing. I do sort of love the fact that caddy goes from long hair to no hair in random times. Showing when he recorded each scene
Love how just like the Crash 4 video, there's visual development of Caddy losing his mind, this time his bags under his eyes getting bigger and bigger and him needing more crack.
its so weird how obvious it is that the devs thought "well we're not gonna code the CPUs to fight each other, they should gang up on the player" and though NOTHING WAS WRONG WITH THAT
Ah the good old "screw the player" AI opponent, that's always so fun when you get nicked by 50 opponents in mario kart and have to restart the entire cup again just for *a dumb little 3 stars for competition*
I would make sense in the context you're the only real player there, but in the context of a challenge against three expert (computer) players, it's miserable. This ain't no 3 V 1!
For the embodiment of evil, Uka Uka has a sense of goodwill and fair play. When Aku Aku complains that the teams are uneven, Uka Uka allows him to take two villains. In Warped, Uka Uka tears Cortex a new one for failing him twice, and then accepts him back as his right hand because Cortex did destroy his prison.
@@SnakeMan448 Uka Uka is the type of villain who understands how important Theatrics are to good Villainy. If you play up the drama, you get intimidation. Intimidation grants power and control over your subordinates and destabilizes the confidence of your opponents. Further, he wants to not just beat Aku Aku, but break his spirit. Fighting with 3-on-1 odds is way too big a handicap in his favor for Uka Uka to even consider doubling down. No, he'll give Aku Aku's team two of his, not even his two weakest, so he can properly drive the point home and truly shatter his brother's pride.
I always found it funny that Aku Aku literally took the best two players that Uka Uka has. Uka Uka's team has a random monkee who not even his own mother likes, discount Tiny Tiger who can only throw boulders in predetermined locations, and two old men with guns. he took the strong Tiger who can jump around and probably grab you and break your neck before tossing you into another city, and the smart Dingo-Crocodile hybrid with a flamethrower. he responded to Uka Uka's kindness of evening the teams by stripping him of any hope of winning this competition.
Caddicarus: "I'm not doing videos on single games anymore, Crash 4 is an exception." ... Caddicarus: "GET READY FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF OF CRASH BASH, BITCHES!"
I spent a while learning to speedrun DS3 a few years back. The "YOU DIED" text is literally designed to make you sit there helplessly and think about what you've done, and I don't think that lasts more than 4 seconds. Crash Bash having a "FAIL" pop up lasting about as long if not longer than a series designed to frustrate you is crazy.
Furthermore, the "You Died" is more to let the weight of your mistakes sink in, and to do better next time. The "FAIL" screen feels like it is actively mocking you, not just in its tone, but the sheer REDUNDANCY of having to see it after losing to the unbelievably rigged challenges of Crash Bash. Also the FAIL text is absolutely massive and takes up a third of the screen.
@@ArgumentiumI swear, the people at Universal Interactive and Eurocom must have been feeling very spiteful and vindictive when they made this game. I don't know what they were smoking to have made the game so painstakingly difficult, but it's genuinely terrifying how vicious the AI are in the rematches.
“You Died” screens in souls games usually are meant to emphasize how you fucked up and how you can hopefully learn from that mistake. Screens like the “FAIL” screen in Crash Bash just are meant to piss you off.
@joerossfiveever5647 Fortunately I'm finally able to play Elden Ring, and let me tell you, 9 Vigor is not enough but damn is it funny (to answer your question, yes)
54:33 The game got so pissy that Caddy’s luck was so good here, they decided “You know what? I don’t think you deserve the gem” and crashed itself out of spite.
I was thinking the same thing. It’s like the game was running out of ways to ruin the level so it went full on scorched earth purely out of spite and hatred
@@republicofengineers1983I wonder why the devs decided to make the AI so hellbent relentless and aggressive towards you in the challenges? If someone ever meets one of them, they need to ask why.
This crash bash video made me realize that since Caddy’s first video on the game, I’ve been watching his channel for over a decade, now that certainly makes me feel old .
1:13:38 I'm reminded of that episode of Frasier where Frasier and Niles have spent the episode trying to get into the Gold level area of their new spa, then they do and they love it but only for Frasier to eventually freeze and go "...There's a platinum door."
The way Caddy looks in the "teacher" segments is similar to how a teacher feels throughout a term. 24:50 - Week 1 Day 1 35:50 - Week 1 Day 5 - Week 3 42:20 - Week 5 Day 3.2341 1:04:13 - Week 7 onwards 1:26:01 - Last day of Term (minus the naughty drawing, because that will get you fired). AND WE STILL NEED TO WORK AFTER THAT!
It's worth mentioning that the 200% TAS of this game (tool assisted speedrun, which means using tools such as savestates and frame advance to optimise inputs for every single frame to perfection so you can beat the game as fast as theoretically possible) is FIVE HOURS AND TWENTY ONE MINUTES LONG. You literally can't beat the game any faster.
I think the genuinely worst part about the relics is, they could *easily* have all been rolled into one challenge just like the usual time trial relics, with a better relic depending on how many wins in a row you got - 1 for sapphire, 2 for gold, 3 for platinum. That way, even if you *did* win twice before losing, at least the first time you're rewarded for getting that far. But no, you have to win twice in a row, *then* win three more times in a row. Because apparently we needed even more identical gameplay.
That is such a brilliant idea for implementing the relic challenges. I would have also added a special unlock if you went of your way for all the Relics,like unlocking Fake Crash or something like that
My thoughts exactly, also make the AI one step down from computer perfect, like at least one or two pretend mistakes and not buffing them making the computer perfect AI optional not required for 200% completion
To this day, I remember a 200% Co-Op "Speedrun" of Crash Bash beginning with the most ominous quote of all time: "Crash Bash is a game where you play Crash Ball, and then proceed to not have fun for six hours straight." - Someone at ESA
Props to caddicarus for always putting himself through HELL from getting all the platinum relics in EVERY crash game that has them and getting 106% on crash 4 AND 200% crash bash this guy is absolutely unstoppable.
Thank you Caddy for, in spite of your mental and family related issues, continuining to produce your stuff year after year while retaining the personality, quality and charm. It might often be a frustrating and overwhelming process for you but it genuinely brings a lot of comfort and warmth to many souls also suffering from similar issues, including yours truly. I don't say this often about English people, but you're a treasure and we're a very blessed audience to have you. Cheers!
It's bringing him money in and also the issues he is facing are pretty much the same as everyone else who exists, most of which still go to work, daily!
56:25 Oh my God, the score malfunctioned and gave you two points for a barrel you destroyed after the time was already over. WOW. I know this game was not bug tested but I am honestly impressed.
FUN FACT about KEG KABOOM: This minigame was meant to be completely diffierent. Even the Spyro 3's Crash Bash Demo (Debug Cheat Code) had a beta version of it in there. You were meant to jump around the arena and avoid the exploding barrels instead. Yeah it was a health bar minigame akin to crate crush levels. But due to absolute ABYSMAL A.I CPUs had, they had to scrap that idea. There was another idea where you were supposed to set the powder on fire and redirect it to your opponent to do damage, but this concept was too complicated.
I literally yelled, “HE DID IT!!” when I first saw the notification, since I already knew how much he hated Crash Bash. This dude is an actual madman and I am here for it 100% of the way
God the sponsor segment was so uncomfortable sounding lol But honestly caddy, don't feel bad about taking sponsors, especially given recent events. We still love you and will always support you, man.
Seeing the work Caddy had done under his eyes to make it look like he had the dark circles forming one gets when they're lacking sleep (so...me, really), at first made me wonder if he was just falling short on his own sleep when he started putting this video together. But I realized it was intentional and part of the joke when the circles sporadically got darker in the final 3rd of the video. I also loved how the clothes he was wearing when he was on screen in his teacher persona gradually degraded and became more defaced the further into the video I got.
@@DankerTVTimeCapsule Well, certain white powder makes you very awake, so you sleep less. I think it actually is a gag aiming at a growing tirdness due to the repetetive nature of the game. Just like the ripped up clothes of his teacher persona representing him going insane.
@@PaintSplashProductions Lol yeah when I saw the first bag towards the beginning of the video I thought it was just a random prop they forgot to clean up before they started shooting but the more of them that began to appear I realized what was actually implied to be going on.
As someone who played through the game and beat it, it FORCES you to "git gud m8" in order to get to the later levels...which means if you're playing to get the levels available for multiplayer with friends, then you're going to CRUSH them because you know all the cheese strats in the game (like in that space level, hit them with a block when they're near a hole to drop them in).
Good point, and where as Mario Party has enough random stuff and strategy from the Board game section, no matter what there is a sense of "Fairness". In this, it's like having to go win an EVO tournament to unlock the characters and when it's time to play it as a party game, you 100-0 them with a 10 piece combo with no hope for them.
The loading screen segments sumsup this better than anything. 1. 24:34 - Justo waiting an being patience to finish the Game. 2. 36:26 - Slowly falling to madness cause this seems to be a neverending tortures. 3. 1:03:40 - You are about to explode of how crazy the process of unlocking everything is 4. 1:32:02 - You absolutley decent to madness cause crash Bash asimilates You and devour your soul and mind You are the goat caddy
Been waiting years for a video like this 🤣🤣🤣 I clearly was a total masochist growing up because I really enjoyed this game. I guess there was something immensely fun about FAIL screens and screaming so loud my mother heard at every failed plat relic attempt. Yes, I did attempt to the 200% this game. Multiple times. The highest I ever got was 194%. Swamp Fox can die in a pit of fire. I still have nightmares about it on occasion. You're a trooper mate 👊🏾
the only video game my parents both played while i was a child was Crash Bash, and they completed it together in 2-player adventure mode to 200%. i can’t explain it.
well i mean they 1. probably weren't marathoning it or anything like that and 2. were doing it together which will make almost any game at least somewhat enjoyable
There is 1 good thing about playing Crash Bash in 2 player mode: If your characters are on opposing teams, after beating Oxide you and your friend have a fight to the death to determine which team wins.
Cad you’re a legend. There is something morbidly hilarious suffering over such an inconsequential achievement. The psychological damage of seeing FAIL from Crash Bash of all things is so cruel.
Incidentially, doing a 200% run of this game is how people have felt when reaching the end of My Hero Academia, a damn near perfect allegory. It was unecessarily cruel from start to finish, ultimately for nothing. A
@KingOfGaymes Midoriya had become a Quickless Teacher at U.A. who lost contact with his High School Friends, and at the end received a Powered Up Armor to become a regular hero. ...Personally I would make Him have new friends, have a student with a clear personality like him, and have him have the armor be his side project, and now it something done maybe with the help of old cast friends, as to imply He is succeding at being a mentor, a hero in both ways due to his efforts, and the support of those in his life. The ending took a noose dive in presentation. Good idea, mid execution.
The absolute war flashbacks I have when it comes to that level. It would frustrate me to tears especially doing the crystal, gem and relics. I remember trying to do a 200% challenge by myself back in the day and don't remember how far I got but that was one of the levels I dreaded having to do.
And that's why the stage encourages theft. When you lose your squares, steal someone else's lmao. Even funnier when you catch enemies with side rockets.
Caddy: *Makes 1-2 hour long videos on multiple games, likely to save time, wring out more funnies, but also at the cost of it taking more time* Also Caddy: *Crash Bash 200% Run, in video form* For a man embarrassed of his past, this feels like an old Caddy episode with the new format. Now, we’re missing the Slaughter and Salvage guns.
Honestly, I think his 2012-2013 stuff still holds up in some areas, but there's been definite improvement over the years. I also think that Caddy went hog wild back in those days, pumping out video after video after video. I still miss his Tinker Time segments, those were a really cool look into promising games from that time.
@@just_gill6113 Oh yeah. I think Caddy, on all fronts, has been firing out hit after hit, even back when he was a youngun’. The Peppa Pig episodes he did still give me a smile from time to time.
Not really. This was more of a "felt like talking Crash Bash after completing it on Stream. Also I could elaborate more on why Crash Bash isn't that good of a game as we all thought". Plus this is Bandicoot Month. If he was gonna do reviews over one game, it's Crash Bandicoot.
That must have been the funniest War Thunder spons segment I've seen, such overwhelming apathy with a thousand yard stare as certain theatres from the world reach their boiling point
1:08:30 as a New Jerseyan I appreciate the double meaning of this joke because you have no idea if he’s talking about Camdentown, London or Camden, New Jersey
ya know it'd be crazy if Crash did what they did with the OG games and make a NEW Crash Bash with "updated graphics," "new minigames," and "adding new bonus rounds!!!" to 200% THAT game... I feel like it's just the prophecy for Cadds to have to 100%-200% every Crash Game
32:03 I love how both disgusting and yet hilarious Spons chanting "Gut him" his, I felt like I was going to puke while laughing multiple times whenever I rewatched that scene
Also, technically, yes, it is legally possible to have multiple sponsors in one video, but all of the companies must be okay with whoever else you're sponsoring. I think that's how it works, but I'm not 100% certain if I actually understand my sources.
It's not a Crash game, nor a Playstation game, but after seeing all the trouble Caddy goes through to complete these games...I really want to see him attempt the game that broke my completionist spirit. F-Zero GX is the hardest, cheatiest, and oddly, one of the most wildly exciting racing games I have ever played. Unlike Crash Bash, F-Zero GX is actually a very good game. It's just EXTREMELY difficult. I once spent four hours, FOUR HOURS, on a mission with a 40-SECOND TIME LIMIT, because the game didn't tell me that there was a trick I had to do at the end (if I could even make it that far) that wasn't required on easier difficulties! And there is at least one mission later on that's even harder! That was the mission that broke me. I finally completed it...and I didn't have the spirit to tackle the rest knowing it'd be even more painful. It just wasn't fun anymore at that point. Grand Prix was still fun, so I did that until I was burned out, and since then, I've lost my ability to play the game competently. It's just too tricky. I NEED to see a youtuber like Caddy try it.
59:43 I rewind the video only to make sure that there was no bags under Caddy's eyes in the beginning of the video. The details in this man's video, holy cow!!! Caddy, please be alive and well for, AT LEAST, the lifespan of our universe, we really need you and your videos!
I swear, if I could have Crash Bandicoot crash through my wall at 7 AM every morning, spin me out of bed, and yeet me into the day like it's the start of a bonus level, I'd never need coffee again. Just picture it: half-asleep, groggy-eyed, and BOOM-this orange maniac is slamming through your room, yelling "WOAH!" while you're trying to find your socks. It's the chaos energy we all need, tbh.
I 200%ed this game back in 2015. I used Koala Kong like Caddy. N.Ballism platinum relic caused me to launch into my bed and then my fan fell on my head. I then lost complete control and launched it across my room smashing it into pieces. The year is 2024 and I have never returned to that game. It broke my soul. Play any other crash game. Any. Other. Crash. Game. Look at his eyes, look at them!
@@DamnZtarCrash 4 was good, just VERY demanding. At least you can feasibly do better at it over time and know why. But to be honest, even Boom Bang on DS, Twinsanity on Java mobile phones, and the GBA ports of Crash of the Titans and Mind over Mutant look more appealing.
if i had a nickel for everytime caddy made a video and sake variation of *this* comment was near the top… wait, how many videos has caddy made this decade?
after 3 years since his crash 4 video, we can finally say that caddicarus now has **268 PLATINUM RELICS** on his belt, bandiconth is truly something special. And I'm kinda glad that he didn't went for these relics when he made that platinum relics video, cuz if he did, then we wont be seeing him in a few months
I think Crash Bash is meant to have psycotic players taunt and trick others to play with them since "it's just a multiplayer party game!" unaware one of them has played this from the inside out for roughly 10 hours and will wipe the entire party out before they could even get a foot in the door
Crash Bash: "You wanna play a party game without any friends? Don't worry, I got you." *Pulls out a nailed bat* "You'll forget all about how lonely you are after I'm done with ya..."
I know this likely isn't what happened, but I love the idea that a fan sent Caddy that horrible nightmare demon sealed within a disk just to mess with him, and his response was "Oh, is that how it is? Well joke's on you, I'm gonna use my suffering to make *CONTENT* "
43:48 Not to mention that this came out in 2000. The internet being something that everyone still didn’t have, and wouldn’t have fully documented Crash Bash yet.
my sisters and i had Crash Bash as long as i could remember... and it wasn't until this day i learned there were two other Dot Dash tracks, another tank map, the mallet mini game, and The Platinum Relics... because we already had enough anxiety from just completing the 4 bosses. everytime you cut back to the whiteboard with all the math, i could feel the looming pressure of the unintentional Sisyphus Task you took upon yourself... its an absolute horror show.
"You dont want to play a party game where you just steam roll everybody after 10 hours of practice." King of Skill (Brent from party crashers): *Profusely sweating.*
Unironically I'd love to see Brent have a go at this story mode. Like he's already struggling at some points in Mario Party, a game he's probably spent way too much time one before.
As an idiot who speedruns Crash Bash and has gotten a 10:11:09 in 200% I cannot tell you how proud I am! Looking forward to this masterpiece Caddy, bless you. ❤
@@Jack-sh4uvThank you I thought I was a complete dumbass for a second. I think he added additional things to get 35 minutes 21 seconds but just didn't show it.
I am constantly in awe the lengths in which Caddy will go to for Crash. - gets all the time trial platinum relics in every game - perfects Crash 4 - dedicates an entire video showing off all the Crash merch he has - acquired just about every portable version of any and every Crash game available - 200%'s Crash Bash Absolute mad Cad.
Caddicarus is out there making feature-length videos with masterful quality, comedy, and commentary, and he has the BALLS to apologize for them being a few weeks late? Unacceptable, we DEMAND he take as long as he needs to make this content, and we demand it as soon as is reasonably convenient!
I used to be someone who would usually give Crash Bash the benefit of the doubt when it comes to its quality. This video has finally opened my eyes on why this game isn’t very good at all. After getting all the platinum relics for all the Crash games, completing Crash 4 and now this, I feel like it’s a miracle that Caddy hasn’t exploded. You’re an absolute legend and your sacrifice will not be forgotten!
Ah, Crash Bash. The only game for my emulator i downloaded a savegame for. I tried it in coop 15 years ago, after an accident where me and 2 friends got bored for weeks and began playing this game. Tried to unlock everything. We sat for weeks, getting one atomic meltdown after another, needed to go out and destroy things in the woods to quell our anger. I remember the dino-game and the ballon game for the gems and crystal brought us to an absolute boiling point where we did rotation after rotation, hundred of tries and we could never do it. It was so incredibly stupid. But we also had fun on some level. Crasb Bash is the Soulsgame of partygames in pve.
So when I was little, my older brother accidentally sat on our Bash disc one day while our cousin was over and we were playing other games (he thought it was his hat), leaving it broken with a single split running from the inner ring to the outer and making it completely unplayable for most of my life until I figured out emulation a few years back. After seeing the full picture here of what the game *did* have in store had it not broken... I'm going to consider it as whatever higher power is out there doing us a *huge* favour.
True story: My mother threw my copy of Crash Bash to the garbage when I was about 8 years old because it contained violence (missiles, tanks and such). I was very upset about that, even in my adult years. But now I think she did me a favor. This video cured my childhood trauma 😊
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welcome back caddy ❤❤❤❤❤
every month is bandicoot month if you believe in yourself
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VERY HAPPY june 72nd caddy! You're the Best 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
As a person who did a 200% attempt in my teenage years, I can confirm that the enemy A.I. is sentient and hellbent on making your life as inconvenient as humanly possible.
So the AI is like F-Zero GX's AI then?
💯 % true
Purgatory is just being forced to 200% Crash Bash.
@@thatperson1009at that point, I would prefer hell
I think i only did it in co-op with a friend. The only minigame i remember being super tough is the balloon popping, other stuff was manageable or fun to do.
Fun fact: You can actually achieve 201% in Crash Bash if you play the adventure mode with two players, the two of you must choose characters from the opposite side (for example: Crash and Cortex). Once you start the adventure and suffer reaching 200% a special cinematic will play which shows Aku Aku and Uka Uka arguing which side really won and as they can't decide it, the two players will play a crate crush minigame which "defines" the fate of the universe depending which side (player) won.
I'm writing this from memory so I don't know how accurate I am on this one.
As far as I know, you only have to beat Oxide while in 2-player Mode with two characters on the opposite side so no worries, the Relics will not haunt you in this
THE NIGHTMARE ISN'T OVER!
Looks like you remembered right, there's a video of some people doing it at ESA 15
Worst part? Caddy can't even attempt it. It's only in the NTSC versions of Crash Bash. You can't even switch to 1 player after you've started a 2 player file. It ALWAYS needs 2 players.
@@TrulyRadley SO PAL HAS THE CODES TO UNLOCK EVERYTHING FROM THE START, JP HAS FAKE CRASH AND NTSC HAS 201%??? That's like the dumbest region locking I've ever heard what this is shit, Crash Bash is truly a video game of all time.
So this man has :
-Completed Crash Bash
- Completed Crash 4
- Got all of the Platinum Time Trial Relics in EVERY GAME THAT HAS THEM!
Thank you Caddy! We appreciate the hard work you do for us, but this has to have aged you by 15 years!
Now do all dev relics in 4.
So has he gone insane because he did all that or he did all that because he's insane?
i still cant believe he beat crash 4 by the way. i just gave up on that. and i beat crash bash to 200% twice in one month. crash 4 was just misery to try and complete, and funny enough, i think it killed the franchise again actually. well...either that or crash team rumble
He has survived more than any man has at this point, if this doesn’t give him a free ticket into heaven nothing will.
@@wingedassassin9999 crash 4 is a good game outside of completion though, when you’re going for 100% (or 106%) it’s a nightmare
1:20:42 This image is really awesome.
It's like you're trying to sneak a piece of chocolate cake, but your mom hired a tiny polar bear rodeo to guard it.
I screenshotted it
Maybe this image could be associated with those Crash Bandicoot cake toppers from France (shown in his Crash merchandise video)
...why is Rosen popping into my head
@@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 * *POP* * Noice!
Fun fact about the AI for bosses in this game: Bosses slowly get easier and easier each time you fail, and the AI for N. Oxide is so cruel that top level speed runners always lose against Oxide twice on purpose before they even _attempt_ to fight him for real.
The stupid tank boss against Bart and Homer Simpson was just downright cruel and relentless in killing you. You have to destroy their mega tank and then kill both of them in their individual tanks... on one life. And if you lose... *DO IT AGAIN!!!*
If only there were a checkpoint after the mega tank section like with Oxide Ride. That would have made it more fair.
Never knew that
Okay, well, never mind. I guess on the European version of the game, you get a checkpoint. The U.S. version does not do that, as far as I know.
@@mauriciogarcia4795 I don't think it does if you're 2-player. It's been a while.
@@StealthTheFoxz Then again, I played the demo on Spyro 3 with all the mini games and bosses unlocked. Maybe that's why.
Even though it wasn't a scripted joke. And is a very real thing. I do sort of love the fact that caddy goes from long hair to no hair in random times. Showing when he recorded each scene
Bro went from growing it out long to bald, this man's hair is going sidequests
Let’s not forget he shaved his facial hair for a bit
@@exocolt15 oh god what's next
@@cheddarcheese9627Mustache extensions
How can you tell the length of his hair changes? He’s wearing either the backwards cap or the Crash Bandicoot beanie throughout the whole video.
Love how just like the Crash 4 video, there's visual development of Caddy losing his mind, this time his bags under his eyes getting bigger and bigger and him needing more crack.
And the cool teacher's shirt and backwards cap are more and mure in ruins as the vid progresses too lol
I legit thought the bags under his eyes were from making the video alone
@@digstrememcdingus1463Me too.
I thought the crack was bagged milk at first 😭
duh
its so weird how obvious it is that the devs thought "well we're not gonna code the CPUs to fight each other, they should gang up on the player" and though NOTHING WAS WRONG WITH THAT
They were playing too much Twisted Metal 1 & 2 at the time. XD
Ah the good old "screw the player" AI opponent, that's always so fun when you get nicked by 50 opponents in mario kart and have to restart the entire cup again just for *a dumb little 3 stars for competition*
smash bros cpus:
@@Stock_Junction I hate ssbu cpus with a passion they deserve to rot in my trash custom levels
I would make sense in the context you're the only real player there, but in the context of a challenge against three expert (computer) players, it's miserable. This ain't no 3 V 1!
For the embodiment of evil, Uka Uka has a sense of goodwill and fair play. When Aku Aku complains that the teams are uneven, Uka Uka allows him to take two villains. In Warped, Uka Uka tears Cortex a new one for failing him twice, and then accepts him back as his right hand because Cortex did destroy his prison.
just bcuz youre a bad guy doesn't mean youre a bad guy
@@SnakeMan448 Uka Uka is the type of villain who understands how important Theatrics are to good Villainy. If you play up the drama, you get intimidation. Intimidation grants power and control over your subordinates and destabilizes the confidence of your opponents.
Further, he wants to not just beat Aku Aku, but break his spirit. Fighting with 3-on-1 odds is way too big a handicap in his favor for Uka Uka to even consider doubling down. No, he'll give Aku Aku's team two of his, not even his two weakest, so he can properly drive the point home and truly shatter his brother's pride.
@@maxhay9098in other words he acts like a man deserving of his pride should act, that deserves respect
Funnily enough, one of the villains he turned over was Dingodile, and come Crash 4, he in particular would willingly work with the Bandicoots
I always found it funny that Aku Aku literally took the best two players that Uka Uka has. Uka Uka's team has a random monkee who not even his own mother likes, discount Tiny Tiger who can only throw boulders in predetermined locations, and two old men with guns. he took the strong Tiger who can jump around and probably grab you and break your neck before tossing you into another city, and the smart Dingo-Crocodile hybrid with a flamethrower. he responded to Uka Uka's kindness of evening the teams by stripping him of any hope of winning this competition.
Caddicarus: "I'm not doing videos on single games anymore, Crash 4 is an exception."
...
Caddicarus: "GET READY FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF OF CRASH BASH, BITCHES!"
Crash will always be the one exception on single game videos. And we love him for it.
Plus Caddicarus is not like you're average gaming channel. You could be finding out of context stuff immediately.
I guess Bandicoot Day came early! 😁
that um jammer lammy video will never be made
@@flaco3462 praying to God that he at least does a stream of it
I spent a while learning to speedrun DS3 a few years back. The "YOU DIED" text is literally designed to make you sit there helplessly and think about what you've done, and I don't think that lasts more than 4 seconds. Crash Bash having a "FAIL" pop up lasting about as long if not longer than a series designed to frustrate you is crazy.
Furthermore, the "You Died" is more to let the weight of your mistakes sink in, and to do better next time.
The "FAIL" screen feels like it is actively mocking you, not just in its tone, but the sheer REDUNDANCY of having to see it after losing to the unbelievably rigged challenges of Crash Bash. Also the FAIL text is absolutely massive and takes up a third of the screen.
@@ArgumentiumI swear, the people at Universal Interactive and Eurocom must have been feeling very spiteful and vindictive when they made this game. I don't know what they were smoking to have made the game so painstakingly difficult, but it's genuinely terrifying how vicious the AI are in the rematches.
“You Died” screens in souls games usually are meant to emphasize how you fucked up and how you can hopefully learn from that mistake. Screens like the “FAIL” screen in Crash Bash just are meant to piss you off.
Is it forever burned into your television and burned into your retinas?
@joerossfiveever5647 Fortunately I'm finally able to play Elden Ring, and let me tell you, 9 Vigor is not enough but damn is it funny (to answer your question, yes)
54:33 The game got so pissy that Caddy’s luck was so good here, they decided “You know what? I don’t think you deserve the gem” and crashed itself out of spite.
I was thinking the same thing. It’s like the game was running out of ways to ruin the level so it went full on scorched earth purely out of spite and hatred
@@republicofengineers1983I wonder why the devs decided to make the AI so hellbent relentless and aggressive towards you in the challenges? If someone ever meets one of them, they need to ask why.
Of course Caddy would spend 90 minutes wailing about the agony of 200%ing Crash Bash, only to gloss over the fact that he did it TWICE.
First time was his live stream save file. It's been a while since he streamed it
I did it THRICE.
@@DamnZtar you're going to live until 45, aren't you?
@@Gamblegork I'd say until their 40, 35 tops.
The dark circles and the "powder bags" on the couch were a nice touch throughout the video
It could be bags of salt…
Especially with his phone having more warm colors after he brings it up the 2nd time due to his poor eyes
It's like the broken fingers in 4
@@timewarpchronos3795 It's sugar.
@@lydiajulianprower8356Bro was born in 2012
This crash bash video made me realize that since Caddy’s first video on the game, I’ve been watching his channel for over a decade, now that certainly makes me feel old .
Slaughter or Salvage gang, rise up
One of his oldest videos is on Crash Bash.
You deserve over 1000 Subscribers this year
Why are you always everywhere? You seems to be always online
Worst genre of comment
1:13:38 I'm reminded of that episode of Frasier where Frasier and Niles have spent the episode trying to get into the Gold level area of their new spa, then they do and they love it but only for Frasier to eventually freeze and go "...There's a platinum door."
Crash Bath and Spa
Bruh don’t they go through that door to the back alley?! 😂😂😂 sounds like a good analogy
I feel like Modern Family stole that plot for an episode.
Caddy screaming "We're on ICE!" at 39:50 already sounds so done and it's not even halfway into the video.
I died when it said Slippy Shoes as if it's serious or something and Caddy being Caddy was just the cherry on top of the cherry.
He yelled the same thing when he streamed it.
The way Caddy looks in the "teacher" segments is similar to how a teacher feels throughout a term.
24:50 - Week 1 Day 1
35:50 - Week 1 Day 5 - Week 3
42:20 - Week 5 Day 3.2341
1:04:13 - Week 7 onwards
1:26:01 - Last day of Term (minus the naughty drawing, because that will get you fired).
AND WE STILL NEED TO WORK AFTER THAT!
He is the cool teacher, you can tell he's cool because he's wearing his cap the wrong way
@@xaviidkSo
You decided to call the principal a whore?
As a teacher myself, I can confirm that's the biblically accurate representation of a teacher's life through a term indeed
So... you decided to call the principal a whore?
1:09:20
It's worth mentioning that the 200% TAS of this game (tool assisted speedrun, which means using tools such as savestates and frame advance to optimise inputs for every single frame to perfection so you can beat the game as fast as theoretically possible) is FIVE HOURS AND TWENTY ONE MINUTES LONG. You literally can't beat the game any faster.
Also worth mentioning I watched it all. Not in one sitting.
Ok I guess it wasn't worth mentioning. And neither is Crash Bash :)
I love how it's implied that this game is "Good guys" vs. Bad guys, and yet it feels more like you vs. the world
Every man for himself
Everybody wants to be my enemy
Plus, the only two good guys are Crash and Coco. Unless you count Pura and Polar, then four.
Was that a Scott Pilgrim reference?
@@ZWJL1234 Uh... Sure.
I think the genuinely worst part about the relics is, they could *easily* have all been rolled into one challenge just like the usual time trial relics, with a better relic depending on how many wins in a row you got - 1 for sapphire, 2 for gold, 3 for platinum. That way, even if you *did* win twice before losing, at least the first time you're rewarded for getting that far. But no, you have to win twice in a row, *then* win three more times in a row. Because apparently we needed even more identical gameplay.
That is such a brilliant idea for implementing the relic challenges. I would have also added a special unlock if you went of your way for all the Relics,like unlocking Fake Crash or something like that
That’s actually genius
My thoughts exactly, also make the AI one step down from computer perfect, like at least one or two pretend mistakes and not buffing them
making the computer perfect AI optional not required for 200% completion
"Why am I yelling about a 20 year old 32 bit video game when I have a mortgage?"
I think you answered your own question, Caddy.
To this day, I remember a 200% Co-Op "Speedrun" of Crash Bash beginning with the most ominous quote of all time:
"Crash Bash is a game where you play Crash Ball, and then proceed to not have fun for six hours straight." - Someone at ESA
Props to caddicarus for always putting himself through HELL from getting all the platinum relics in EVERY crash game that has them and getting 106% on crash 4 AND 200% crash bash this guy is absolutely unstoppable.
OUR LORD, CAD BANOOCA HAS RETURNED
CASH BANOOCA
Woooo
Praise Be
CASH BANOOCA
🤑💰💸💵💲💲🤑💵💵💵 BUZOOKA
Thank you Caddy for, in spite of your mental and family related issues, continuining to produce your stuff year after year while retaining the personality, quality and charm. It might often be a frustrating and overwhelming process for you but it genuinely brings a lot of comfort and warmth to many souls also suffering from similar issues, including yours truly. I don't say this often about English people, but you're a treasure and we're a very blessed audience to have you. Cheers!
what issues 😧
It's bringing him money in and also the issues he is facing are pretty much the same as everyone else who exists, most of which still go to work, daily!
@xashfordx shut up caddys wife is fighting cancer
@@xashfordxHis wife is fighting cancer, you unsympathetic pos
@@xashfordxbro is bitter
56:25 Oh my God, the score malfunctioned and gave you two points for a barrel you destroyed after the time was already over. WOW. I know this game was not bug tested but I am honestly impressed.
"Crash'm Bash'm"
GASP! HE SAID THE THING! SOMEBODY GET THE CADDICTIONARY!
Crash'm Bash'm Mash'm ☺
“What is this? Crashley Bashley?”
"Crashdicoot Bashdicoot!"
"Crashtony Bashtony"
@@Nathan55411 "Ash Ash"
FUN FACT about KEG KABOOM: This minigame was meant to be completely diffierent. Even the Spyro 3's Crash Bash Demo (Debug Cheat Code) had a beta version of it in there.
You were meant to jump around the arena and avoid the exploding barrels instead. Yeah it was a health bar minigame akin to crate crush levels.
But due to absolute ABYSMAL A.I CPUs had, they had to scrap that idea.
There was another idea where you were supposed to set the powder on fire and redirect it to your opponent to do damage, but this concept was too complicated.
Is that why Caddy was piling all the powder on his couch? Maybe they got confused because of what happens when you inhale the burning fumes...
@@dominicballinger6536 lmao
I literally yelled, “HE DID IT!!” when I first saw the notification, since I already knew how much he hated Crash Bash. This dude is an actual madman and I am here for it 100% of the way
Or rather 200% of the way.
@@Democracylover710 or rather 201% of the way
God the sponsor segment was so uncomfortable sounding lol
But honestly caddy, don't feel bad about taking sponsors, especially given recent events. We still love you and will always support you, man.
Seeing the work Caddy had done under his eyes to make it look like he had the dark circles forming one gets when they're lacking sleep (so...me, really), at first made me wonder if he was just falling short on his own sleep when he started putting this video together. But I realized it was intentional and part of the joke when the circles sporadically got darker in the final 3rd of the video. I also loved how the clothes he was wearing when he was on screen in his teacher persona gradually degraded and became more defaced the further into the video I got.
no i think the visual gag at the back isn't implying sleep.
@@DankerTVTimeCapsule Well, certain white powder makes you very awake, so you sleep less. I think it actually is a gag aiming at a growing tirdness due to the repetetive nature of the game. Just like the ripped up clothes of his teacher persona representing him going insane.
Yeah I thought he was overworking himself and was concerned at first but then I saw the bags of ‘powder’ behind and I got the joke
@@DankerTVTimeCapsule Lol fair enough, good point
@@PaintSplashProductions Lol yeah when I saw the first bag towards the beginning of the video I thought it was just a random prop they forgot to clean up before they started shooting but the more of them that began to appear I realized what was actually implied to be going on.
As someone who played through the game and beat it, it FORCES you to "git gud m8" in order to get to the later levels...which means if you're playing to get the levels available for multiplayer with friends, then you're going to CRUSH them because you know all the cheese strats in the game (like in that space level, hit them with a block when they're near a hole to drop them in).
Good point, and where as Mario Party has enough random stuff and strategy from the Board game section, no matter what there is a sense of "Fairness". In this, it's like having to go win an EVO tournament to unlock the characters and when it's time to play it as a party game, you 100-0 them with a 10 piece combo with no hope for them.
The loading screen segments sumsup this better than anything.
1. 24:34 - Justo waiting an being patience to finish the Game.
2. 36:26 - Slowly falling to madness cause this seems to be a neverending tortures.
3. 1:03:40 - You are about to explode of how crazy the process of unlocking everything is
4. 1:32:02 - You absolutley decent to madness cause crash Bash asimilates You and devour your soul and mind
You are the goat caddy
Been waiting years for a video like this 🤣🤣🤣 I clearly was a total masochist growing up because I really enjoyed this game. I guess there was something immensely fun about FAIL screens and screaming so loud my mother heard at every failed plat relic attempt. Yes, I did attempt to the 200% this game. Multiple times. The highest I ever got was 194%. Swamp Fox can die in a pit of fire. I still have nightmares about it on occasion. You're a trooper mate 👊🏾
the only video game my parents both played while i was a child was Crash Bash, and they completed it together in 2-player adventure mode to 200%.
i can’t explain it.
Respect to your parents. My brother and I couldn't be bothered to even complete the main story let alone the extra stuff.
its a lot easier when you play it coop. like...almost to a point you are playing a different game, im not even joking
If couples trauma therapy is a thing, then they definitely needed it afterwards.
They're a match made in heaven
well i mean they
1. probably weren't marathoning it or anything like that and
2. were doing it together which will make almost any game at least somewhat enjoyable
I love the gag of Caddy's eyes getting darker and darker over the course of the video.
Check the coach as well, that's not the only change
the bags of coke are also multiplying
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. Lol I thought the eye bagging was real for a sec lol
58:59 is especially funny cause you can see his sister Rosie in the chat (professorjuice) telling him he'll lose to N. Brio. XD
The fact that you see caddy become more demented and tired over time in the video is so sad. Thank you for all the hard work caddy
There is 1 good thing about playing Crash Bash in 2 player mode:
If your characters are on opposing teams, after beating Oxide you and your friend have a fight to the death to determine which team wins.
Someone commented that this allows 201% completion. Nobody tell Caddy.
@@Not_Alanius WHAT!?
@@sdgdhpmbp I can't confirm this for myself for the sake of my own sanity, but this remains a possibility to consider.
Cad you’re a legend. There is something morbidly hilarious suffering over such an inconsequential achievement. The psychological damage of seeing FAIL from Crash Bash of all things is so cruel.
Incidentially, doing a 200% run of this game is how people have felt when reaching the end of My Hero Academia, a damn near perfect allegory. It was unecessarily cruel from start to finish, ultimately for nothing. A
@@Gaia_BentosZX5 B
@@Gaia_BentosZX5You have. No idea. I personally didn't HATE it, but it was definitely disappointing
@@Gaia_BentosZX5well dang now I’m curious how it ended, I didn’t even know it ended
@KingOfGaymes Midoriya had become a Quickless Teacher at U.A. who lost contact with his High School Friends, and at the end received a Powered Up Armor to become a regular hero.
...Personally I would make Him have new friends, have a student with a clear personality like him, and have him have the armor be his side project, and now it something done maybe with the help of old cast friends, as to imply He is succeding at being a mentor, a hero in both ways due to his efforts, and the support of those in his life.
The ending took a noose dive in presentation.
Good idea, mid execution.
1:22:48 I especially hated the Pogo Padlock stage, where if you land on your own colored tile you'll lose ALL of the ones currently on the field!😖
The absolute war flashbacks I have when it comes to that level. It would frustrate me to tears especially doing the crystal, gem and relics. I remember trying to do a 200% challenge by myself back in the day and don't remember how far I got but that was one of the levels I dreaded having to do.
And that's why the stage encourages theft. When you lose your squares, steal someone else's lmao. Even funnier when you catch enemies with side rockets.
Caddy: *Makes 1-2 hour long videos on multiple games, likely to save time, wring out more funnies, but also at the cost of it taking more time*
Also Caddy: *Crash Bash 200% Run, in video form*
For a man embarrassed of his past, this feels like an old Caddy episode with the new format. Now, we’re missing the Slaughter and Salvage guns.
Might've been unintentional, and not a callback, but the gag were he tore the disc with a drill was a slaughter in spirit to me
Honestly, I think his 2012-2013 stuff still holds up in some areas, but there's been definite improvement over the years. I also think that Caddy went hog wild back in those days, pumping out video after video after video. I still miss his Tinker Time segments, those were a really cool look into promising games from that time.
@@Duskool I mean, after seeing this video, it definitely felt like it. XD
@@just_gill6113 Oh yeah. I think Caddy, on all fronts, has been firing out hit after hit, even back when he was a youngun’. The Peppa Pig episodes he did still give me a smile from time to time.
Not really. This was more of a "felt like talking Crash Bash after completing it on Stream. Also I could elaborate more on why Crash Bash isn't that good of a game as we all thought".
Plus this is Bandicoot Month. If he was gonna do reviews over one game, it's Crash Bandicoot.
That must have been the funniest War Thunder spons segment I've seen, such overwhelming apathy with a thousand yard stare as certain theatres from the world reach their boiling point
So basically PTSD but played for humor
1:08:30 as a New Jerseyan I appreciate the double meaning of this joke because you have no idea if he’s talking about Camdentown, London or Camden, New Jersey
Zzzz
Yes lmao
ya know it'd be crazy if Crash did what they did with the OG games and make a NEW Crash Bash with "updated graphics," "new minigames," and "adding new bonus rounds!!!" to 200% THAT game...
I feel like it's just the prophecy for Cadds to have to 100%-200% every Crash Game
Loading screen segments
24:34
36:26
1:03:40
1:32:02
Multiplayer party game segments
27:02
34:42
43:57
44:50
47:51
(Yes this means nothing)
*4:31 & 7:23, too, the first Multiplayer Party Games.
thank you so much
Lol I was gonna do this but got busy unfortunately
😂😂😂😂😂
doo do doo do do doo do
32:03 I love how both disgusting and yet hilarious Spons chanting "Gut him" his, I felt like I was going to puke while laughing multiple times whenever I rewatched that scene
Also, technically, yes, it is legally possible to have multiple sponsors in one video, but all of the companies must be okay with whoever else you're sponsoring.
I think that's how it works, but I'm not 100% certain if I actually understand my sources.
How in the Sam Hell did this blow up??
@@matthewgaming2408 Did somebody call my name? 😃
It's not a Crash game, nor a Playstation game, but after seeing all the trouble Caddy goes through to complete these games...I really want to see him attempt the game that broke my completionist spirit. F-Zero GX is the hardest, cheatiest, and oddly, one of the most wildly exciting racing games I have ever played. Unlike Crash Bash, F-Zero GX is actually a very good game. It's just EXTREMELY difficult.
I once spent four hours, FOUR HOURS, on a mission with a 40-SECOND TIME LIMIT, because the game didn't tell me that there was a trick I had to do at the end (if I could even make it that far) that wasn't required on easier difficulties! And there is at least one mission later on that's even harder!
That was the mission that broke me. I finally completed it...and I didn't have the spirit to tackle the rest knowing it'd be even more painful. It just wasn't fun anymore at that point. Grand Prix was still fun, so I did that until I was burned out, and since then, I've lost my ability to play the game competently. It's just too tricky.
I NEED to see a youtuber like Caddy try it.
This needs to be bumped up. GX is legendary
1:25:11
Caddy's got that Taskmaster style of reading time out 😂
59:43 I rewind the video only to make sure that there was no bags under Caddy's eyes in the beginning of the video. The details in this man's video, holy cow!!! Caddy, please be alive and well for, AT LEAST, the lifespan of our universe, we really need you and your videos!
I swear, if I could have Crash Bandicoot crash through my wall at 7 AM every morning, spin me out of bed, and yeet me into the day like it's the start of a bonus level, I'd never need coffee again. Just picture it: half-asleep, groggy-eyed, and BOOM-this orange maniac is slamming through your room, yelling "WOAH!" while you're trying to find your socks. It's the chaos energy we all need, tbh.
I 200%ed this game back in 2015. I used Koala Kong like Caddy. N.Ballism platinum relic caused me to launch into my bed and then my fan fell on my head. I then lost complete control and launched it across my room smashing it into pieces. The year is 2024 and I have never returned to that game. It broke my soul. Play any other crash game. Any. Other. Crash. Game. Look at his eyes, look at them!
Even crash 4?
@@DamnZtarCrash 4 was good, just VERY demanding. At least you can feasibly do better at it over time and know why. But to be honest, even Boom Bang on DS, Twinsanity on Java mobile phones, and the GBA ports of Crash of the Titans and Mind over Mutant look more appealing.
I can't imagine a better warning.
Should put that on the box.
You took Crash Bash literally
Crash boom bang says hi
29:48 I love the way he flails on the swing with no arms like a puppet.
Well this vid dropped at a good time. Thanks for the laughs man.
Hope you and your fam are doing well
Have some dollarydoos for therapy.
When the world needed him most, he returned.
I love Crash bash
It's been 3 months not a year, but I'll let it slide with this one.
@@HellfireJerk Its fine you know, he releases a video when he can & wants to.
Q@@Stuffies2022
if i had a nickel for everytime caddy made a video and sake variation of *this* comment was near the top…
wait, how many videos has caddy made this decade?
after 3 years since his crash 4 video, we can finally say that caddicarus now has **268 PLATINUM RELICS** on his belt, bandiconth is truly something special. And I'm kinda glad that he didn't went for these relics when he made that platinum relics video, cuz if he did, then we wont be seeing him in a few months
I think he doesn't count the ones in Crash Bash, as in his words, "They don't involve any time trials, and Crash Bash makes me want to die."
11:43 that's the most American expression I've ever seen, his face looks like he's about to speak in cowboy
Honestly if AM from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream subjected Ted to this, I think he'd cry out for AM to turn him into the slug instead
This game is the reason AM hates humanity
Honestly, I would rather take my chances with AM instead of Crash Bash.
I have no crash but I must bash
Even AM would look at this and say “oh no, I’m not that sadistic”
The part where Caddy has black rings around his eyes with bags of white powder in background is so funny lmao
They're bags of salt, according to olly.
Cuz he's getting progressively saltier
9:30 "Do you want me to unlock the rest of the manual in the game?"
Tunic: "If you want the good ending, yes."
Legendary reference
And the f**king 100 input code. Only way that thing could have been worse is if it randomly generated for each save so you couldn't just look it up.
Beautiful
Man, I really wanna play that game. So damn much.
The difference is Tunic is actually a good game.
@@PlebNCi messed up the code twice and cried bruh, its so long 😭
I think Crash Bash is meant to have psycotic players taunt and trick others to play with them since "it's just a multiplayer party game!" unaware one of them has played this from the inside out for roughly 10 hours and will wipe the entire party out before they could even get a foot in the door
9:01 There’s a distinct chance that someone has dash cam footage of Cadi doing the Koala Kong victory flex with wet pants
Haha true
Crash Bash: "You wanna play a party game without any friends? Don't worry, I got you."
*Pulls out a nailed bat*
"You'll forget all about how lonely you are after I'm done with ya..."
I read "nailed bat" and thought of a winged mammal nailed to the wall
I think I need more sleep
I know this likely isn't what happened, but I love the idea that a fan sent Caddy that horrible nightmare demon sealed within a disk just to mess with him, and his response was "Oh, is that how it is? Well joke's on you, I'm gonna use my suffering to make *CONTENT* "
49:10 Why does the way he delivers "HOW" crack me up so much? 🤣
Probably because he sounds so shocked or out of breath that his voice cracked.
43:48
Not to mention that this came out in 2000. The internet being something that everyone still didn’t have, and wouldn’t have fully documented Crash Bash yet.
BREAKING:Local British man records self torture and uploads it on TH-cam
I was going to say, at what point does this count as self harm
my sisters and i had Crash Bash as long as i could remember...
and it wasn't until this day i learned there were two other Dot Dash tracks, another tank map, the mallet mini game, and The Platinum Relics...
because we already had enough anxiety from just completing the 4 bosses. everytime you cut back to the whiteboard with all the math, i could feel the looming pressure of the unintentional Sisyphus Task you took upon yourself... its an absolute horror show.
Watching Caddy slowly become broken as the video progresses sums up the experience of Crash Bash.
We also appreciate his dedication.
"You dont want to play a party game where you just steam roll everybody after 10 hours of practice."
King of Skill (Brent from party crashers): *Profusely sweating.*
Really dude
@@marshall3314 What? Im making a joke how brent wins ALOT cus hes played so much.
WAAAAAARIOOOOO TIMEEEEE!!!
Unironically I'd love to see Brent have a go at this story mode. Like he's already struggling at some points in Mario Party, a game he's probably spent way too much time one before.
@@AriaKyuKyu "Eevee you pick......WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO"
Slowly watching Caddy's eyes getting darker and darker as the review went on was a funny touch.
As an idiot who speedruns Crash Bash and has gotten a 10:11:09 in 200% I cannot tell you how proud I am! Looking forward to this masterpiece Caddy, bless you. ❤
26:39 apparently he lied
Something tells me he lied :/
You sure that he lied? Because I'm not seeing it
6:30 This moment unshackled a demon that has been lashed to my soul for nigh on two decades now. My heart feels lighter, my world more colorful.
Did your heart grow three times its size?
36:28 The fact this showed up close to the 35 minute 21 second mark, I love it.
pretty sure 1121s is like 18 mins though?? not that I really care still an absurd amount of time for loading screens
@@Jack-sh4uvThank you I thought I was a complete dumbass for a second. I think he added additional things to get 35 minutes 21 seconds but just didn't show it.
@@j.c.denton2060 No he just made a mistake and wrote 1121 instead of 2121s
Caddy is more respectful than all of TikTok for blurring out strangers' faces.
1:06:56 The only person who can make brainrot actually funny.
The long visual gag at the back. french kiss. i was questioning what the bags were until i saw the facial expressions.
it's crack in the back
24:37 at least it’s not Sonic 06, you can literally beat Sonic Adventure 2’s hero story for how long Sonic 06’s loading screens last
Lythero lol
@@funnyman1863 the silver campaign......
You know it is serious to get 200% when caddi becomes a teacher explaining it to you on the board
I am constantly in awe the lengths in which Caddy will go to for Crash.
- gets all the time trial platinum relics in every game
- perfects Crash 4
- dedicates an entire video showing off all the Crash merch he has
- acquired just about every portable version of any and every Crash game available
- 200%'s Crash Bash
Absolute mad Cad.
11:37 not gonna lie having Spons' face that close genuinly made me jump
why is he more unnerving than my neighbours
11:43 (Someone is on the door)
Caddy: (Gets up)
Spons: Hello! I’m *Spons!*
You know it's a Caddicarus video when the first thing we see is Caddy waking up to a Crash plushie with giant eyebrows staring down at him.
Caddicarus is out there making feature-length videos with masterful quality, comedy, and commentary, and he has the BALLS to apologize for them being a few weeks late? Unacceptable, we DEMAND he take as long as he needs to make this content, and we demand it as soon as is reasonably convenient!
Yes!
Quality>Quantity
If he was taking his time on a video while trying to make a deal to premiere in theaters first- No one would be complaining
Upon the first mention of Gold Relics, I immediately started fearing for the Platinum Relics.
In any Crash game, those are *CRUEL.*
The mounds and mounds of coke piling up behind the couch is probably the best part of the video
And him never even acknowledging it makes it even better.
Glad I saw this comment at the start, now I can watch this happen hehe
It's actually salt, according to olly.
Cuz he gets progressively saltier
When he’s pulling out the fan mail you can feel the hate in his heart from his voice. 😢 1:33:22
Caddy being fashionably late to bandicoot month is a tradition at this point
2:57 crash bash wallop boom ting bang dinga-linga wop wop wop wop punch stomp sit piss
12:42 The "Sample text" will make me download the game
I used to be someone who would usually give Crash Bash the benefit of the doubt when it comes to its quality.
This video has finally opened my eyes on why this game isn’t very good at all. After getting all the platinum relics for all the Crash games, completing Crash 4 and now this, I feel like it’s a miracle that Caddy hasn’t exploded. You’re an absolute legend and your sacrifice will not be forgotten!
Ah, Crash Bash. The only game for my emulator i downloaded a savegame for. I tried it in coop 15 years ago, after an accident where me and 2 friends got bored for weeks and began playing this game. Tried to unlock everything. We sat for weeks, getting one atomic meltdown after another, needed to go out and destroy things in the woods to quell our anger. I remember the dino-game and the ballon game for the gems and crystal brought us to an absolute boiling point where we did rotation after rotation, hundred of tries and we could never do it. It was so incredibly stupid. But we also had fun on some level. Crasb Bash is the Soulsgame of partygames in pve.
1:32:38
That's how a Slig answers the phone.
10:31 B U T I W O N . . .
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B U T I W O N . . .
B U T I W O N.
B U T I W O N . . .
B U T I W O N . . .
7:02
“But don't you want to win and get Dream Island? I DO! When I win, there will be a big sign in front saying...”
ALL CAPS nospaces
Good thing I wasn’t the only one reminded of that
God I love BFDI
I wish caddicarus did object show video
So when I was little, my older brother accidentally sat on our Bash disc one day while our cousin was over and we were playing other games (he thought it was his hat), leaving it broken with a single split running from the inner ring to the outer and making it completely unplayable for most of my life until I figured out emulation a few years back.
After seeing the full picture here of what the game *did* have in store had it not broken...
I'm going to consider it as whatever higher power is out there doing us a *huge* favour.
True story: My mother threw my copy of Crash Bash to the garbage when I was about 8 years old because it contained violence (missiles, tanks and such). I was very upset about that, even in my adult years.
But now I think she did me a favor.
This video cured my childhood trauma 😊
1:13:37 - I was waiting for that. Just like in your Crash 4 video, in the 106% revelation