HOW MUCH IS A HAPPY ENDING MASSAGE IN THAILAND? 2022

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ต.ค. 2022
  • One of the most searched subjects on Google is the cost of a "Happy Ending" here is the truth of what each massage type costs, where to get them and what to expect here in Thailand.
    At the end of the day you get what you pay for,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, most of the time anyways!
    MY GO TO MASSAGE SHOP IS MASSAGE BY KEDS1 174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150

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  • @jackfrost-fu7hz
    @jackfrost-fu7hz ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You remind me of Dr Johnny Fever from WKRP, give it to me straight, doctor----I can take it

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment so far Jack!!!!
      Hilarious
      Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺

    • @raylan9542
      @raylan9542 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean how much is a pedicure, let me know next time you go by a place I tried to find out but they’re in Thai and can’t translate

  • @Grahamgringo
    @Grahamgringo ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Mark, you're an excellent vlogger, clear, concise and accurate.
    I've been travelling to Thailand and Philippines since 1980 from Darwin Australia, I have 3 years to go until retirement and Thailand wins hands down, the infrastructure, costs and food alone did it for me over Phils.
    I am glad I subscribed to your channel. you tell it like it really is there 🙂

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey man first off thank you very much for the compliments I truly appreciate that.
      I try to be as open and honest and personable as I possibly can in all of my videos and when presenting my content.
      Hopefully you do get the chance to come here and enjoy Paradise because as you're well aware there's no other place in the world like here.
      Thank you so much for subscribing to my channel I truly truly appreciate that
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @auntiesemite9295
      @auntiesemite9295 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you been to Chiang Mai, Thailand or Davao City, Philippines?

    • @ms_beastie
      @ms_beastie ปีที่แล้ว

      Phila is terrible on every metric...

  • @jkim4911
    @jkim4911 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks and very informative. I learned a lot and I love your channel . Hopefully I will make it to Thailand next year..

  • @amman1725
    @amman1725 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why hello there Dr Mark! Just arrived yesterday and am in love with Phuket! Excellent advice as always! Already made a rookie mistake off second road on a side street massage shop. 300 thb for a full body oil massage by a very attractive young woman. Well I should have negotiated up front. Suffice to say half way through the massage I decided to "upgrade" and simply offered her 3k thb plus the original 300 for the full honeymoon night experience massage. It was amazing but I could have gotten it for half the cost In the end I am still happy and that's all that matters plus 3k thb is nothing on vacation for the experience. So I concur with you ie establish what you want up front and get the price and don't fall into the fun trap that I did😁 Love your videos and if I see you in the next two weeks several rounds are on me!

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey Jeff
      Add me to LINE
      travelguy1844
      Or email me at
      tastytravels4u@gmail.com
      Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺🍺

    • @hellouser5498
      @hellouser5498 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got deal of lifetime, did you get 50b pad thai and pair of elephant pants?

  • @edwardpawlak2167
    @edwardpawlak2167 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos are good Doc , you tell it like it is .

  • @ms_beastie
    @ms_beastie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gonna watch this one soon. It looks fun. Love the title! 🤣🤣

  • @dealerslicenseops
    @dealerslicenseops ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The doc nails it yet again!

  • @TonyKeepingItClean
    @TonyKeepingItClean ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice video Mark. Thank you. I quite fancy a double soapy before I go home.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well Tony I definitely hope you have the double soapy!!
      I am sure you will have the most incredible experience possible so dude definitely do it and enjoy it!!!
      Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

  • @stephenjohnson6146
    @stephenjohnson6146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great you tube video mark . I learnt a lot of valuable information mate.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm so glad you enjoyed it I had to apologize for the late reply for some strange reason I missed a bunch of comments so I'm just going back through to make sure that I replied to everyone
      Cheers Mate

  • @chrise.8715
    @chrise.8715 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Outstanding vlog, you hit it outta the park Mark 👍

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks Chris!!!
      Honestly man I truly appreciate hearing stuff like that it's really good because sometimes people can be just so negative but it's a joy when I come on TH-cam and see the comments....
      Thanks for watching and supporting my channel
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @chrise.8715
      @chrise.8715 ปีที่แล้ว

      My pleasure to support you Mark, I was wondering if you could do a vlog on visas and which agency you trust there in Patong. I'm considering the o-visa but not sure if I should apply here in the states or wait until I'm there. If I show up there for the 45 day exemption Visa do I have to show proof of a return flight home ? If so what's the cheapest way to get around that ? Thank you Mark

  • @danielyee1423
    @danielyee1423 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of your best videos from the beginning to the (happy) ending.🤣👍

  • @tripore
    @tripore ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now I'm going to give my hands on experience regarding that topic wich will differ from most but still extremely accurate. Most massage girls have had a 2 hour training for doing massages. They don't really know how to do and the number of moments they can do is extremely, I said extremely limited. Moreover, rather than massage shope, they should be called pain shops because wither the pressure they put is too strong or the movement they're doing is just wrong. Fortunately there are expections but they're hard to find. This was the summary of my real world experience regarding massages in Thailand.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes which is exactly what I was getting at in the video if you just go for the pretty girls you're going to get a really crappy massage...
      I tend to go for the older girls that know what they're doing and have been doing it for years and years and years that have strength in their hands and experience..
      again like I said it's a complete paradox here you get what you pay for and sometimes you don't..
      Lol
      Cheers Mate 🍺
      Thanks for watching and commenting

    • @davidelliott1853
      @davidelliott1853 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was in Thailand recently for 4 months and had a foot massage daily. I would say about 50% were lousy massages.

  • @BrianMax
    @BrianMax ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for breaking down the massage scene in Thailand.
    I'm a little too old and married for the SE Asian bar scene, but I know I'll sneak away for a massage every week or so.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Brian that's awesome man trust me you will have a great time The girls really know how to take care of you if you know what I mean

  • @davidcoleman2796
    @davidcoleman2796 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos . Thanks.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey msn thanks for watching and supporting my channel
      I truly appreciate that
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @davidcoleman2796
      @davidcoleman2796 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean you info will really come In handy . I don't know if I will spend time in Japan now . I found out that they will not let a Foreigner go to the massage parlors or have anything to do with a woman . They say we are to big ! Wtf . So maybe I will just sleep at the airport in Tokyo one night and then get my flight to Bangkok the next day. Toronto. Vancouver. Tokyo. Bangkok.

    • @davidcoleman2796
      @davidcoleman2796 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark . I do have a question about my Canadian health insurance. I believe I have to return to Canada every 6 months to keep it up to date
      . Do you know?

  • @nigelbaker2717
    @nigelbaker2717 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi Mark!
    When I'm in Patong, my favourite no nonsense, no happy ending massage place is called Let's Relax. There is one on Rat-u-Thid Road just past the big pink den of iniquity ( Christian Massage), and another on third road, It is a little expensive, but it is very, very good. Another good one for value, is opposite the Orange Restaurant, below My Hotel. Very professional, clean and nice. Highly recommend both. Good vlogg mate.👍😊

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks Nigel I'll give that a try I hope you're doing well and enjoying being back home for a bit...
      Looking forward to seeing you when you get back to Paradise
      Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

  • @douglaswilliams4274
    @douglaswilliams4274 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello Dr. Mark. I hope that you are doing well. You are always full of great information. I have read that there is between 200,000 and 1 million sex workers in Thailand. You can always find what you are looking for in Thailand !
    Have a great weekend !
    Cheers,
    Stay Safe, and Stay Blessed !

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cheers Douglas thanks for watching and yes it's amazing how many sex workers are here I'm actually working on a video about foreign sex workers I just haven't been able to complete it yet...
      thanks for watching and thank you for all the support you've shown my channel.
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @hellouser5498
      @hellouser5498 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And 20-30 million dudes who go
      Th just to screw that 1 million pros.
      Plus many millions of local men are dipping their dix into the same pool

  • @user-ov1pb8lz1o
    @user-ov1pb8lz1o ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much for visit us..
    Massage By Ked 1
    We are really appreciate about your kindness from your review
    Please welcome again
    🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😅

  • @Alf3003
    @Alf3003 ปีที่แล้ว

    this maybe at Phuket. My experience about Pattaya and the Isaan its little different. The soap massages are one thing. The normal massages cost about 200b for Thai and 300 for Oil. In Pattaya at Buakhao its about 100 / 200. If the price cheaper than they normaly sell some extras. At the other shops get normaly a normal massage. At some of them sometimes get more in some not. This can not see and the massageprices are the same. Some years ago for about 50% more can know someone from a bar until lunch. So the only happy ending at massage when the pain stops and the thaimassage ends.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay that's good to know because I've heard some differing prices...
      it's amazing how the cost of massages has not gone up here at all in the past 10 years...
      Thanks for watching and sharing
      Cheers Mate 🍺

  • @allgold8003
    @allgold8003 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great vid.

  • @RobertOgs-ik9hc
    @RobertOgs-ik9hc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great post Mark, What is the recommended massage shop/place for NO EXTRA massage on Na Nai Rd or Beach Rd

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hands down my go to place is Massage by Ked just off Na Nai Rd
      174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150
      Best service and best prices
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @RobertOgs-ik9hc
      @RobertOgs-ik9hc ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks Mark , as we wont have transport and are staying at Gracelands resort which is the beach one recommended IE easy walking distance

  • @robertjosan
    @robertjosan ปีที่แล้ว

    What’s the name of the massage parlor yo8 go to please? Great and informative video, thank you

  • @TransparentMediaTruth
    @TransparentMediaTruth ปีที่แล้ว

    Legend 🏆

  • @danielsantiago6680
    @danielsantiago6680 ปีที่แล้ว

    My friend you are my hero,no bs,to point,no sugga coat,blah blah crap,boring content, you are are bomb,keep,you r,good work f..k everyone opinions they like ashole every has one🤣😂

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      hey Daniel thank you very much for the compliments I try to keep it as straightforward honest and entertaining as possible...
      I realize some people don't like my approach but for the most part I seem to be getting very positive reviews...
      Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺🍺

  • @fcguam3939
    @fcguam3939 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks 👍🏽

  • @davidcoleman2796
    @davidcoleman2796 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for telling us about not wasting the girls time . 100% . Most of the time I just want a good massage. I don't care what they look like .

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey David again like I said in the video it's just essentially courtesy because that's the time when they need to be doing the extra special massages if you know what I mean...
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @davidcoleman2796
      @davidcoleman2796 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean thanks for taking the time to answer my question . I get what you are saying . I would go in the day time anyway .

  • @scottsandefer4285
    @scottsandefer4285 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your content! Your funny and direct, if and when I come to Thailand I would love to take you out for the evening. I bet it would be awesome?

  • @DenverBrad
    @DenverBrad ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These prices are incredible. At Massage Envy in Denver Colorado for 80 minutes it costs $108. I tip $30 on top of that. I canceled my membership last week due to the ridiculous prices. Unfortunately those are the going rates here.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      isn't it absolutely insane I know that when I sent my wife for a massage back in Canada in 2016 it was $150 US dollars for an hour and a half massage.....
      Nuts!!!!

    • @DenverBrad
      @DenverBrad ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s maddening

    • @ms_beastie
      @ms_beastie ปีที่แล้ว

      And u don't even get to blow ur top...out of anger, of course😂😂

  • @cambar5903
    @cambar5903 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doc, how much local currency should I have on me when I arrive, looking at coming over mid Febuarary

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey bud
      Honestly you don't have to show up with any when you get there just go to a bank machine and get some I might bring like 20 US dollars but other than that I wouldn't worry about the local currency until you get there it's going to be cheaper because your bank's going to charge you a crazy premium to order in the Thai baht
      Cheers Mate 🍻
      Thanks for watching and commenting

  • @rohitanshpahuja8604
    @rohitanshpahuja8604 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thanks Dr sabean ur the best

  • @joelb099
    @joelb099 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    right on point mark.. And yes, Bangkok prices are approx 10-20% higher than the prices you just quoted...Wondering what the small towns charge?.. Like say you travel 30min to hour outside of patong?.. should be 20% cheaperr..

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually to be honest with you it seems to further you go from Patong the higher the price here on the island anyways...
      Strange huh???
      I think that's because there's so much competition here in Patong,,,, I mean honestly it's crazy you go down Second Road or 200 Year Road and it is just lined with some of the most beautiful sexiest girls you'll ever seen and they're all fighting for every single baht that they can get
      It's sad in a way
      Cheers Mate

  • @ioannisdaras1870
    @ioannisdaras1870 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Super video with practical information!!
    Thank you Dr!!

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you very much for watching and supporting my channel.
      Truly appreciate that
      Cheers Mate 🍺

  • @zoaybk
    @zoaybk ปีที่แล้ว

    You didn’t mention any of those decent cheap “not happy ending” massage places! Can you list some of them please?

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      MASSAGE BY KEDS1
      174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150
      This is the best place hands down!!!!!
      Sorry I thought i put in the description
      Cheers Mate

  • @scottsandefer4285
    @scottsandefer4285 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should get some merch, Happiest Hobo ect…

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol
      I actually have one local beer Jersey that has WHY HELLO THERE w Dr Mark Sabean on the back
      Lol
      Cheers Mate 🍺

  • @JamesBond-su7hj
    @JamesBond-su7hj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if i want to try the soapy massage, where to find it in Patong?

  • @mikewakefield9547
    @mikewakefield9547 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the info - I must try Na Nai Rd. I admit I love the happy ending massages, but I learned NOT to go to Second Rd massages late in the evening - The quality (and length) of the massage goes right down - obviously, so they can get to the next client. But I also suspect freelancers switch into these massage shops late in the evening for business, sometimes replacing the regular staff. Daytime is best.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and I just did a video talking about where that massage parlor is that I go to so hopefully you'll check that out it is the best massage here on the islands no question at all. .
      Cheers Mate 🍺

  • @kertbert1
    @kertbert1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate the respect as well. We all have our place in society. The only time I would feel it's OK to think disrespectfully is for people like that 90 lb girl who took the sweaty fool for a financial ride scamming him for thousands using his kind nature and stupidity against him.

  • @garyprice6504
    @garyprice6504 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The term Bank for your Buck comes to mind. I know plenty of quality masseuses. I value the real ones as they are harder to find. You have to try a Bangkok Sandwich, just to have the experience! 555

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes definitely the term bang for your buck comes into play!!!
      Lol
      I have not heard of a Bangkok sandwich...
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @garyprice6504
      @garyprice6504 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean Bangkok sandwich.
      Girl
      You
      Girl
      Add soap. Two body to body massage girls at once.

  • @harryball6203
    @harryball6203 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mark, does Massage by Kees do happy endings,

  • @auntiesemite9295
    @auntiesemite9295 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can you recommend a decent oil massage in Chiang Mai?

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Let me ask because I'm honestly not sure up in Chiang Mai but I've got some friends that know.

  • @markshaw4190
    @markshaw4190 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi mate tried to catch up with you you must have been and then got when I was over there
    First time soapy massage went to the big pink shop 3600

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey man when were you here?
      Sorry I missed you!!
      Yeah I've been told they can get crazy expensive!!
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @markshaw4190
      @markshaw4190 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi mate in my last Post I push send prematurely like I always do haha but at the soappe massage only gave me one time 90 minutes far too long for me but if you haven't had one it's one of the seven wonders of the world well with the money 💰 and I'll be doing that again when I come back soon cheers 🥂🍷🥂

  • @scottsandefer4285
    @scottsandefer4285 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahaha massages with Mark! Hilarious

  • @robertjosan
    @robertjosan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where are the names and loacations of the “Soapy massage parlors”?

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NURU
      Address: 157/15 Nanai Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150
      NURU
      Address: 171, 13 Soi Sansabai, Pa Tong, Amphoe Kathu, Phuket 83150

    • @robertjosan
      @robertjosan ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you

  • @UncleJoe1231
    @UncleJoe1231 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I was in Phuket in July, Zoey & I got a massage at her favorite place. We both got a 2 hour Thai hot oil & hot stone massage. It cost 1400 Baht, about $40. I'll be returning on the 1st of November & can't wait to get another one. The girls were all dressed in long gowns & were very professional.

    • @BCBTC2012
      @BCBTC2012 ปีที่แล้ว

      whats the name of the store? plz?

    • @UncleJoe1231
      @UncleJoe1231 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BCBTC2012 I'll have to ask Zoey & will get back to you. I can tell you that its a small place off the beaten path & very nice.

    • @BCBTC2012
      @BCBTC2012 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UncleJoe1231 thank you, waiting~

    • @UncleJoe1231
      @UncleJoe1231 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BCBTC2012 I just spoke to Zoey, the name of the place is Phumontra Cafe & Masasge.

    • @BCBTC2012
      @BCBTC2012 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UncleJoe1231 Thank you so much

  • @soundslight7754
    @soundslight7754 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video Mark 👉I watched with pleasure 🤓🧐am now well versed with the set up as far as massages go, but still have some lingering sociology questions:
    what's the real function of Thai massage girls and massage parlours? I mean if any stunning girl can be barfined and had for any length of time (for a price), and she does whatever a guy wants (within reason), then if 'happy ending' in particular floats anyone's boat, that's certainly the least one can expect to get without even asking for it. So why would people pay obscene fees for a happy ending at massage parlours?
    If the professional masseuse isn't Miss Thailand, who cares? The quality of service (ie. the soothing massage) matters the most, no? If a masseuse is very pretty but lacking the skills, what's the point? Pretty girls are plentiful in Thailand and eye candy can be enjoyed on every street or mall at no cost. For just looking at or chatting with pretty/touchy girls, there are plenty of gogo bar girls and freelancers all over the places, so why would anyone go to massage shops? End of sociology!
    Now a moral philosophy question:
    Considering tourism is one of Thailand's major attractions, this industry is thriving and widespread, considering earning potential of participants is many times that of regular jobs, why is Thailand so poor and economy under-developed?

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are so many levels to this comment for me to dissect and respond to it's going to take me a couple of days so please give me a little bit of time to wrap my head around coming up with intelligent well thought out response
      Cheers Mate 🍺
      By the way I don't like thinking too much anymore

    • @soundslight7754
      @soundslight7754 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean Cogito ergo sum!
      No, I don't accept thinking man can become non thinking man. I think you're well capable of giving your opinion on my straight forward questions Mark, you don't need to sit and work it out, you don't need to dig a hole in the ground to find therm, you don't need to do research to formulate them.
      It's your choice at the end of the day, thanks and god bless

    • @ajpope2010
      @ajpope2010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In my experience in the states i prefer the middle age not so attractive provider rather than the younger hotter ones because they simply do a much much much better job with the actual massage and the ending. Experience baby goes a long long way in the tug shops lol

    • @soundslight7754
      @soundslight7754 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ajpope2010 Makes a lot of sense. Thanks for your honesty

  • @jameskelly9243
    @jameskelly9243 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the name of ur shop? Did ioss it.

  • @kufudokungfu
    @kufudokungfu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15$ for hour massage is cheap you want Thai massage in Australia minimum 70 -80$

  • @dannyho6786
    @dannyho6786 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what about an older woman in her 40/50's/60's are they more reasonalbly priced for the H.E. ?

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      A completely no doubt about it if you're looking for someone that is older you can get any more reasonable woman no question at all.
      Cheers Mate 🍺🍺

    • @davidelliott1853
      @davidelliott1853 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and they're more appreciative and experienced.

  • @jonhobson3592
    @jonhobson3592 ปีที่แล้ว

    I be moving in March !

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome!!!!

    • @jonhobson3592
      @jonhobson3592 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean going to try it. Nothing to lose buddy. She is great

    • @jonhobson3592
      @jonhobson3592 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean question .. maybe silly to ask. If I coming in March .. intending to stay, long term. Get visa extension .. do I book a return on lowest ticket price flight to satisfy immigration ? But not use. As I hear they may ask if you not have a return ticket ? Hope this makes sense .. not sure to risk a one way with lot of luggage .. thanks. I guess if I have paid the price for return and not use it don’t matter as they have my money

    • @jonhobson3592
      @jonhobson3592 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean yes I’m going to roll the dice 🎲 and see how it goes. If goes wrong I will head south to the cheaper areas that you mentioned .. haha 😂

  • @tman46544
    @tman46544 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never did get a massage when in Lapu Lapu. Next time!

  • @johnrynkiewicz1607
    @johnrynkiewicz1607 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    20:04 Mark, you get offered those things as a form of bribe, so you won't crush them in your videos, and maybe even put a good word or two
    for the one who came up with that offer ;-). As you said, they are not stupid when it comes down to supporting their ´business´.

  • @rickdavidson753
    @rickdavidson753 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you should try to limit saying, "i'll be honest with you"...sales 101. Assumption is that otherwise you're not being honest. Just a thought

    • @muzungu9625
      @muzungu9625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark was used car salesman or real estate agent, he lies unless he starts sentence with "ill be honest with you'

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Realtor!!!!

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you know it's funny cuz my brother has pointed that out to me as well and it's just a problem of you're doing these clips really short so if you were doing them in one continuous take I don't think you would say it as often because it would be top of mind awareness...
      Look I'll be honest with you I'll try my best in the next video not to say it once okay!!!!
      Thanks for watching and commenting
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @raylan9542
      @raylan9542 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean the place you go are the girls hands strong ? I usually have men do my massage because they’re stronger I need deep tissue, any suggestions 😎

  • @robertflint2549
    @robertflint2549 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By 'boost your ego' at the beginning I think you mean 'assuage your libido', Mark.

  • @kufudokungfu
    @kufudokungfu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ha take advantage of free service

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what guys should be doing.
      Lol
      It seems most people don't want to put any effort in though
      Thanks for watching and commenting
      Cheers Mate

  • @SirRommy
    @SirRommy ปีที่แล้ว

    5:46. Notice what? The noise?

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Well the noise of the waves and the fact that the background changed was what I was hoping people would catch on to.
      Lol
      Cheers

  • @VittoShulman
    @VittoShulman ปีที่แล้ว

    Patong is infamous for prostate massage so be careful if you dont' speak Thai you might unknowingly agree to something you didn't expect and it will be too late to run as they "dont't waste time".
    One hint - if the place is called "Golden Finger" - make sure you clearly understand what that "golden finger" is for.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Okay thanks for the advice on that one I really didn't want to toss that into the video now that I see the absolute humor in it I probably should have...
      Lol
      Cheers Mate 🍺

  • @jonhobson3592
    @jonhobson3592 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shall watch this later. Hope you keeping ok

  • @vivalatink716
    @vivalatink716 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am here to tell you. it is 5$ in thailand for a fun hand massage. You are welcome. Be smart and safe. 🤓

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol
      Where are you going?
      Certainly not Patong,,,
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @vivalatink716
      @vivalatink716 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean Bangkok, seriously! Of all expensive places

  • @mikekinsella2822
    @mikekinsella2822 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nothing wrong about getting a legit massage only at a regular massage shop.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      They are amazing!!
      Cheers Mate 🍺

    • @ajarnwordsmith628
      @ajarnwordsmith628 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing wrong...etc., but I can't find a "regular" place.

    • @mikekinsella2822
      @mikekinsella2822 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ajarnwordsmith628 Agree hard to find a good legit massage cause the girls are not trained properly at massage only the basics. most the girls want to upgrade to happy ending cause thats where the money is.

  • @ajarnwordsmith628
    @ajarnwordsmith628 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What was the subject matter of your PhD thesis?

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sports gambling,,,,,,..
      Not a Dr,,,, it's a Facebook parody thing,,,,.
      Long story that I've answered multiple times in previous videos
      Cheers 🍺

    • @ajarnwordsmith628
      @ajarnwordsmith628 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean Quite understand. My PhD thesis was entitled, 'Much Ado About Nothing'. For some reason, my PhD supervisor arranged for two men in white jackets to cart me off to the Twilight Home for the Feeble-Minded. I escaped & went to live in BKK, LOS, etc., though much more than this I'm unable to divulge in cyberspace. I lived & worked in BKK for 22 years. Picked up the spoken language, which gave me access to places and situations most ex-pat farangs never get to experience. Taxi drivers wouldn't take me when I hailed their services in Sukhumvit and Silom. I knew the way & was savvy enough to derail their scams. Taxi drivers in other parts of the city are just fine & trustworthy. Sawat-dee-krub, Khun Ajarn...

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol
      Cheers mate 🍺

  • @lezzeppelin2222
    @lezzeppelin2222 ปีที่แล้ว

    I paid $5.00 dollars it’s really super cheap .

  • @tabster30
    @tabster30 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5hr!! massage. I get fed-up after 30mins!...
    I use to get 1.5hrs.. but found that I got bored easily.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah I can't sit there too long either.
      I get bored too quick
      Thanks for watching and commenting

  • @shhindig
    @shhindig ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been paying 1000 baht for the happy in Pattaya, not soi 6 or 7, but just off beach road and the girl is hot. Anywhere else to go?

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I could help you but I don't know Pattaya at all!!
      Maybe one of my subscribers might be able to help you......
      Good luck Mate 🍺🍺🍺

  • @andyford2630
    @andyford2630 ปีที่แล้ว

    You don't need to listen 15 minutes to a video just go and ask....hahaha.

  • @ilovelalakers
    @ilovelalakers 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Are you a real doctor or do you just play one on TH-cam?

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I've talked about this 1000X in videos mate.....
      Help the algorithm and watch a few more.....
      Lol
      Cheers mate 🍻

  • @ToxicTotoro
    @ToxicTotoro ปีที่แล้ว +3

    95+% of Patong massage ladies these days are utterly unboinkable.

    • @DaUloi
      @DaUloi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like that everywhere in Thailand now.

    • @muzungu9625
      @muzungu9625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9/10 are hideous

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess it all depends on your perspective and what you're looking for there's some here that are absolutely gorgeous and then there are others that just scare the s*** out of me....

  • @zandig666
    @zandig666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What the heck is that thing out there ???? Lol

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What thing?
      I have to apologize somehow I missed your message I just getting a whole bunch that I did not see so hopefully you get the reply

    • @zandig666
      @zandig666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean something out on the water looked like an airplane lol

  • @peterlindner8819
    @peterlindner8819 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would bet every girl does a happy ending even at the legit places

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      Not everyone
      Massage by Keds1 has an extremely strict policy
      Cheers Mate 🍻

    • @peterlindner8819
      @peterlindner8819 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean I've had them do ut in legit places in NY

    • @peterlindner8819
      @peterlindner8819 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean it's like you said if you're decent looking and well groomed. I had girls in New York at legit places. Nof full service but still satisfying

  • @user-rl1iu6iy5k
    @user-rl1iu6iy5k ปีที่แล้ว +1

    too much talking, too less pictures of the places you are talking about. make it 5 minutes max. short, informative and simple. 20 minutes it''s torture. I didn't learn anything.

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      It's kind of hard to tell that story in 5 minutes....

    • @hobo1704
      @hobo1704 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the fun, go there yourself and discover..

  • @wevibe4811
    @wevibe4811 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lost me at the “enjoy the ladyboy” part

  • @sabai111
    @sabai111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why you don’t show the Locations? You’re not that handsome to watch you the whole Video 🙈

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because some of the girls don't like being on film so it's very hard to film outside of massage shop to be honest with you because a lot of them have sponsors and stuff and they feel that if their sponsor sees them in a TH-cam video they're not going to send them any more money..
      Believe me I know I'm not that handsome but it's me or a sock puppet talking to the camera so take your pick which one you prefer...
      Here is my top spot
      Massage By Ked 1
      174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150

    • @sabai111
      @sabai111 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean well done Dude 👍🏼 Maybe you need a Co Host for this Channel? She should be looking good 😍

    • @dennynisevic7848
      @dennynisevic7848 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaaaaa

  • @BCBTC2012
    @BCBTC2012 ปีที่แล้ว

    heart attack hahaha

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      It's true
      Especially after you see some of the girls that work Nuru shops
      Yikes!!!!!!
      Thanks for watching and commenting
      Cheers Mate 🍺

  • @cs77smith67
    @cs77smith67 ปีที่แล้ว

    My question ❓ is after the girl massage me 😁 happy ending, can I also massage her or kiss on her?

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว

      actually to be honest with you some will let you massage them if you are willing to pay for it as far as kissing I really don't know.
      Hope this helps
      Cheers Mate 🍺
      Thanks for watching and commenting

    • @davidelliott1853
      @davidelliott1853 ปีที่แล้ว

      probably depends on the woman. I have had quite a few become very forward with me.

  • @craigschuler1547
    @craigschuler1547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing like a soapy...

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Craig I've had so many people tell me this and I just haven't tried one again like I said I'm almost scared to my poor heart will probably just explode..... Or something's going to explode at least

  • @Stuclinton
    @Stuclinton ปีที่แล้ว

    not had a soapy are you mad Mark,lool, every man should experience it if only once i thought id died and gone to heaven on the norm id go for an oil because they take it easy on you the last thing i want is some bird walking up and down on me ,lool

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol
      who knows I might have to try one because a lot of people have told me now after seeing this video that I really have to so you never know...
      Thanks for watching and commenting
      Cheers Mate 🍺

  • @johnmycroft3065
    @johnmycroft3065 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why did you choose Thailand over the Phillipines? I am trying to decide . I dont like crappy food , i love the beach life and i need very good internet

    • @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean
      @whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well then Thailand is for you,,,.
      The food here is some of the best in the world, Thai cuisine is wrold renown, the beaches are some of of not the most beautiful in the world and I cannot even begin to tell you how lightening fast the internet is.
      The people are wonderful, helpful and kind the lifestyle you can live here is incredible.
      Plus for me, travelling to other countries from here is easier and cheaper than The Philippines....
      And Thailand is definitely easier to spell.
      Lol
      Thanks for watching and commenting
      Cheers Mate 🍺

  • @joworner4032
    @joworner4032 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ihph