@@Сайтамен Last Crusade takes place in 1938, at which time Indy was supposed to be 39 years old. So in 1957 he should be 58. At time of shooting Crystal Skull Harrison Ford was 65. Seems pretty reasonable.
@@hombrearena As I undersand it the chronological order of the movies was: Temple of Doom. 1933 Raiders of the Lost Ark. 1936 Last Crusade. 1938 Crystal Skull. 1957 Corrections welcome. TIA
I remember a rumor saying Natalie Portman could play his daughter, hey that could still happen with Kate Capshaw since she's married to Steve Spielberg in real life. Too bad they killed off Allison Doody Maybe even more of Indy's exes can show up like Catherine Zeta Jones, so Sean Patrick Flannery ages into Harrison Ford and she's still Catharine Zeta Jones. Dang that series needs a blu ray to make the "complete" adventures complete
@@joenesvick7043 Yes I agree. The show is awesome. What is even more awesome is they managed to make it good and fun although the series actually was designed as an educational program for children and teenagers. Thats simply how good George Lucas is at his best. He can take anything and make it an adventure. He made history lessons into exciting adventures... and he can give lessons without being preachy. Still it was hella expensive to make... also look at the future moviestars in it. Catherine Z Jones, Daniel Craig. Elizabeth Hurley. Christopher Lee and a bunch more... and because CGI had not yet been invented practical effects. We will never see anything like it again.
"Okay, but what if literally anything else happened?" "Well, that would probably be better, but we're gonna go with this." Considering that you already covered Terminator: Dark Fate, The Predator, and GoT S8, I'm impressed you managed to save these lines until now.
All the others had already reached their expiry date, but a new Indy still could have been great, but seriously wasn't once they made this horrible abortion.
Only until they decided to put Toy Story 2 in a theater. That was the real turning point. There once was a time where they practically refused to do sequels.
Pirates 4 was good, since Jack and the other guys is still Jack and the other guys. In pirates 5, everyone is just acting like someone else, all imposters to their true characters they have been buildt for the past movies. Its so annoying that they had such a great backstory with jack and salazar but the present in that movie is garbage. I miss Gore Vebinski to direct something good again, not having these 2 incompetent directors. And why 2? You would think 2 is better than 1 but clearly not! Its the most expensive movie but the CGI looks bad. pirates 1 and 2 from 2000 have better CGI god dammit xD
@@makani9004 Tv shows really got worse. The last one I enjoyed was Dark and even there the ending was not reeeeaaallly what I hoped to see, although I can see what they went for and I can accept it.
@@Marquis-Sade I loved Dark. I agree though. The last season made little sense, especially the ending, but it was still somewhat satisfying and enjoyable. Gus Fring: "It is... acceptable"
@@kevinmillerwaynejr5852 I watched all of them for the first time the day before seeing Dial and Dial was just as good or better than Ark and Crusade. I think anyone that doesn't think that are just clouded in nostalgia.
Followed by: Indiana Jones and the Walker of Doom Indiana Jones and the Quest for a Good B.M. Indiana Jones and the Damn Kids Who Won't Stay Off His Lawn Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home Caper
Man, even though I dread the day Indy 5 will be released (particularly after all the rumours came out), have to admit can't wait to watch its very own Pitch Meeting.
I remember sitting in the theatre till the very end of the Last Crusade credits. Not because I was hoping for a bonus scene because they weren’t doing those yet, but because I was savouring the last moments of Indiana Jones on the big screen. Almost paying my respects to the character. Sigh, if only that were true and they let it end there. I was so innocent back then. And then came the monkeys, swinging on vines and an elderly man doing parkour
The Last Crusade wasn't originally intended to be the last Indiana Jones film. Lucas' original plan was to make 5 movies, but he couldn't come up with a plot for movie 4, and then when he did, Spielberg said no because he didn't want to do another alien movie (he had already done Close Encounters and ET), and then George decided to focus on the Star Wars prequels.
@@mldavid4056 I’m not happy with anyone involved in the 4th movie. Shia swinging from vines with monkeys and senior citizen Indy free running against pigmys was too much. The alien connection didn’t bother me, it was most everything else after the opening sequence that did
@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker That was 10 years after he said that, and he ended up agreeing to Crystal Skull in the end too. Believe it or not, people can change their minds.
Magic is TIGHT also the fridge was full of food:fresh oranges, beer, bread.. spam.. a bowl of something and a cup of something.. after the cut it looks like strawberries, bananas (bowls/beer etc are gone) and.. jar of peanut butter?
A: We need a new meme that’ll rival “jump the shark”. B: Isn’t that going to be hard? A: Actually, it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience. B: What will you do, “nuke the fridge”? A: Yeahyeahyeah
Those ants are real, but they don't eat humans that quickly. Usually it happens when somebody gets too drunk to react when ants start carrying away chunks of her or his flesh. Also, they live in Africa. Maybe they're on vacation?
Well, the whole idea of Indiana Jones (original) was to copy the action / hero saved the last minute from riduculous dangers / campy plots cinema serials of the 30s... So the plot of Crystal Skull makes perfect sense in that aspect...
Imagine Ryan trying to take Pitch Meetings to his channel. Ryan: I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back cuz I’ve been carrying this channel and it’s getting sore. SR: Oh. I don’t like that idea at all cuz then we would lose subscribers. Ryan: Yeah but then I’d have subscribers and I want the subscribers. SR: Yeah but I want the subscribers so let’s meet in the middle and say that I keep the subscribers. Ryan: Oh very selfish. SR: Yeah yeah yeah. Ryan: That works.
The aliens/UFO stuff I actually didn't have much of a problem with. It's not crazier than the things that happen in the other movies, with the Ark of the Covenant being real, people pulling hearts from human beings and them not dying, thousand year old Templar knights guarding cups that grant actual immortality, etc. It's everything else I had a problem with.
"You know it would probably be better to convince Screen Rant to focus more on these Pitch Meetings or just let them be an entirely separate channel of their." "Actually for some reason it's super difficult, quite the inconvenience."
Screen Rant: “It’s probably going to pretty hard to get people to actually watch our terrible TH-cam channel.” Ryan George: “Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
The very obvious Russian spies talking with an obviously fake Russian accent chasing a professor all over the campus while he keeps mentoring students was kind of funny, in a slapstick kind of way. I kept expecting Rocky and Bullwinkle to pop up. Stark contrast with the FBI scene though, because those things actually happened and actually ruined lives.
Yeah, it’s exceedingly painful to see pretty much any scene from this movie. Particularly after the Star Wars Cash Grab Trilogy. It’s all just so embarrassing
“Hey let’s watch Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” “Ok, what if literally anything else happened?” “That would probably be better, but we’re gonna go with this.”
I can’t believe you didn’t mention the part where Indy and Marianne fall into the quick sand and Mutt finds a 25 long snake just in time to use as a rope to drag him out
I’m more surprised he didn’t mention that ridiculous ant scene. Somehow the ants were able to lift one of the Russian soldiers and drag him down a hole effortlessly. That’s was worse than the monkey scene for me.
Well, there was Indiana Jones IV and the Fate of Atlantis. Slightly better graphics than Indiana Jones III, solid gameplay and story, better soundtrack, but not nearly as funny as III, and the alternative routes had much less of an impact, unlike in III they don't feel different at all.
I want to see it spun into a play on words. "How's is Cool Hand Luke going to feel after eating 50 eggs?" "Fairly queasy, hardly without incontinence."
Oh great, now that I remember that this movie existed I need to get one of those flashy things from Men in Black to erase it from my memory again. At least that movie never got any sequels.
And then in 2023 Disney was like, "Hey you know that last movie that was a huge cash grab that people hated but at least it had a nice ending where Indy gets married late in life and finds a son he never knew he had and has a loving family? So yeah, we're gonna kill the son off and have his wife leave him and have be a sad, pathetic old man..."
Indiana Jones left the love of his life when she was pregnant and estranged his only child. Han Solo left the love of his life and estranged his only child after ambiguous events at the Jedi temple. Rick Deckard... You know, it's not funny anymore, Harrison, get your old ass together.
"What if we mess it up?" - Producer "Well I mean, what if money tho?" - Writer "No thats a good point. Im interested." - Producer Lol. Pretty sure thats the be all and end all of all pitch meetings in real life.
Saw this in theaters on my 5th grade field trip. Then I got to watch it again with my dad and I remember leaving the theaters and he was sooo freaking upset 😂😂
Indy drank from the Holy Grail in “ the last crusade “ so he’s pretty much given immortality. It wasn’t the refrigerator that saved him that would be silly
@@thekodex1186 I like those too, as well as Terminator 2. I guess I can’t really talk about Dances wit Smurfs... I mean Avatar, since I haven’t actually watched the first one.
"Oh monkeys that know which of the characters are the protagonists are TIGHT!" You can really feel Ryan's critique of Hollywood come through the intensity of how the pronounces the word tight here and I love it. "But what if money though?" lmao
@Wignat Fedposter - He's the one who really got the ball rolling to do a fourth. He's said so in many interviews and the book on the making of the films.
That introductory line about “Last Crusade” being such a fine close for that character; man, it’s kinda sad. I grew up with those films and, just like Star Wars, it’s unpleasant sometimes to see great storytelling being subverted mostly by greed. I know movie making is often a business primarily but it should exist to help support the telling of stories rather than money demanding a story be crafted “just because”.
“How does Indiana survive a nearby nuclear explosion?” *Super easy, barely an inconvenience* ...by flying through the air in a refrigerator. “How does he survive THAT???” *I DON’T KNOW*
The most heartbreaking thing about this movie was how great Harrison Ford looked. He was still Indiana Jones. The movie could have been something really special. Instead we got this garbage plot with ridiculously weird special effects. Just more sad than anything. How Spielberg fell for it is nuts.
Wrong. First 40mins is a brilliant piece of visual storytelling - should be taught in film school. Yeh sure, the rest of the film is spotty but it still contains moments that can be said to be among the best moments of the franchise.
The worse a movie, the better the pitch meeting.
This is now a law of nature.
thats why i need last airbender pitch meeting.. come on, it should be like comedy buffet for ryan
Thank you John cena
Laws of Nature are TIGHT.
Who posted this? I can’t see it
This is the way
"What if money, though?" - another golden addition to the roster of reasons why certain movies exist.
"So you've a money for me?
- Yes sir I do. Well I have a movie for you.
- What did I say?"
For sure!
I asked my VFX teacher why the quality of movies declined so much over recent years and he answered: "even shitty movies make money".
Disney's live-action remakes in a nutshell
Pretty much why almost all movies exist..
Fun fact: “Indiana Jones and the What If Money, Though?” was the working title of the movie.
They can always use it for the new one 😂
What *if* money though?
Indiana Jones and the green eyed monsters from Hollywood 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
@@davidjsaulIndiana Jones and the Tomb of Mickey Mouse, after the last one.
"But it's 1957 now so he's old."
"Right, because of how time works?"
"Exactly, yes."
How old he was in 3rd movie and what year was it?
@@Сайтамен Last Crusade takes place in 1938, at which time Indy was supposed to be 39 years old. So in 1957 he should be 58. At time of shooting Crystal Skull Harrison Ford was 65. Seems pretty reasonable.
@Dylan Dess yes
@@hombrearena As I undersand it the chronological order of the movies was:
Temple of Doom. 1933
Raiders of the Lost Ark. 1936
Last Crusade. 1938
Crystal Skull. 1957
Corrections welcome. TIA
@@seththomas9105 Dial of Destiny. 1969
“What if literally anything else happens?” I laughed so hard I woke my wife up.
I laughed so hard I also woke up your wife 😆
I hope her boyfriend wasnt mad.
Hope you and your wife had a good laugh together Ziv! Take care 🙂
🤣😂🤣 waking your wife up because you laughed so hard is tight.
Me to except I woke up my boyfriend
“Harrison Ford’s beloved character is a deadbeat dad...”
*That’s so good we can probably use that again later!*
I remember a rumor saying Natalie Portman could play his daughter, hey that could still happen with Kate Capshaw since she's married to Steve Spielberg in real life. Too bad they killed off Allison Doody
Maybe even more of Indy's exes can show up like Catherine Zeta Jones, so Sean Patrick Flannery ages into Harrison Ford and she's still Catharine Zeta Jones. Dang that series needs a blu ray to make the "complete" adventures complete
@@joenesvick7043 "like Catherine Zeta Jones"
Young Indiana jones.. hahaha. she actually was in it...
@@TheCultureCommentary that's why I brought her up, show is awesome and the blu ray boxset called "complete" adventures us hardly complete without it
@@joenesvick7043 Yes I agree. The show is awesome. What is even more awesome is they managed to make it good and fun although the series actually was designed as an educational program for children and teenagers. Thats simply how good George Lucas is at his best. He can take anything and make it an adventure. He made history lessons into exciting adventures... and he can give lessons without being preachy. Still it was hella expensive to make... also look at the future moviestars in it. Catherine Z Jones, Daniel Craig. Elizabeth Hurley. Christopher Lee and a bunch more... and because CGI had not yet been invented practical effects. We will never see anything like it again.
Erik Wedin amazing show for sure!
"Okay, but what if literally anything else happened?"
"Well, that would probably be better, but we're gonna go with this."
Considering that you already covered Terminator: Dark Fate, The Predator, and GoT S8, I'm impressed you managed to save these lines until now.
Also The Rise of Skywalker.
All the others had already reached their expiry date, but a new Indy still could have been great, but seriously wasn't once they made this horrible abortion.
Underrated comment. This needs to be pinned
@@tsopmocful1958 I dont watch game of thrones, but from what I heard season 7 ended extremely well, wdym it was on its expiration date already?
D Lamb from what I heard the series went downhill after Season 5, with Season 8 considered just terrible.
"What if money though" is Disney in a nutshell.
Very true. Don't they and Sony now own Hollywood?
I am pressing the thumbs up symbol on your comment as hard as I can but can only make the number go up to 14.
@@curiousworld7912 Sony? Are u high?
Only until they decided to put Toy Story 2 in a theater. That was the real turning point. There once was a time where they practically refused to do sequels.
Pirates 4 was good, since Jack and the other guys is still Jack and the other guys. In pirates 5, everyone is just acting like someone else, all imposters to their true characters they have been buildt for the past movies. Its so annoying that they had such a great backstory with jack and salazar but the present in that movie is garbage. I miss Gore Vebinski to direct something good again, not having these 2 incompetent directors. And why 2? You would think 2 is better than 1 but clearly not! Its the most expensive movie but the CGI looks bad. pirates 1 and 2 from 2000 have better CGI god dammit xD
"I feel nothing"
- review of the entire film
Lmmfao
I felt annoyed and a bit bored.
False. I felt a mixture of boredom and anger
Feeling nothing is TIGHT
@@ThreadBomb what about confused
I was about to ignore this notification but I realized that it said ‘Pitch Meeting’
ignoring notifications is tight!
Same.
Same thing here 🤣🤣
Ignoring Screen Rant notifications is super easy barely an inconvenience..... except when it says PITCH MEETINGS.
Yup, exactly the same!
*"Well, okay, yeah, no, sure, I feel nothing."*
my reaction to most tv series
I haven't watched a TV show since Game of Thrones ended and I feel like I've missed nothing.
This was how I felt about the entire Rogue One movie.
@@makani9004 Tv shows really got worse. The last one I enjoyed was Dark and even there the ending was not reeeeaaallly what I hoped to see, although I can see what they went for and I can accept it.
@@makani9004 Seen BoJack?
@@Marquis-Sade I loved Dark. I agree though. The last season made little sense, especially the ending, but it was still somewhat satisfying and enjoyable.
Gus Fring: "It is... acceptable"
Must be super easy, barely an inconvenience keeping the whole screen rant channel alive
Ryan's back must be getting tired by now
Oh, keeping channels alive is TIGHT!
*channel
>>>keeping the whole screen rant Chanel alive
He's been keeping Coco Chanel alive all this time?!
Being super easy and barely an inconvenience is tight!
Saying "wow wow wow wow" sarcastically at work is lost on my colleagues.
@Emperor Palpatine wow wow wow wow that burn failed
Emperor Palpatine r/rareinsults
@Aleksander Gray no u.
@@jemert96 no me
It's gonna be pretty hard to get this comment thread back on track.
I just want to say that joke at the end about a fifth Indiana Jones film becoming a cash grab.... That joke aged extremely well 😂
Dial is top 3 in the entire series.
@@Tomweldonsays witch one is between it and cristal skull in your opinion?
@@Tomweldonsays u mean as Trash right?
@@kevinmillerwaynejr5852 I watched all of them for the first time the day before seeing Dial and Dial was just as good or better than Ark and Crusade. I think anyone that doesn't think that are just clouded in nostalgia.
Too bad it didn't grab any cash.
The movie that evolved "jumped the shark" into "nuked the fridge"
Rule of cool, I'll allow it. sadly, probably the only cool thing in the movie
🤣
That was great until Fast 8 "surfed the torpedo"
Jump the Shark - TV
Nuke the Fridge - Movies
I think he survived because he had connected to such paranormal thing before, something must have protected him, like GOD or whatever...
“What if money though?” - the start of every Hollywood conversation!
Mike Zerker *the start of every business conversation.
More like, “What if brainwashing and money too!” lol
"Isn't he being watched by the FBI?"
"Yah but it doesn't affect travel."
"Oh well good." 😂😂😂
...any Taliban can confirm that!
The FBI also let Indy slip in 1969, again
The FBI watched Malcolm X around that time and didn’t stop him from traveling to Africa and the Middle East.
The 5th movie: Indiana Jones and the Search for the Holy Medicare Check
Followed by:
Indiana Jones and the Walker of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Quest for a Good B.M.
Indiana Jones and the Damn Kids Who Won't Stay Off His Lawn
Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home Caper
I can't breathe with all these titles!! X-D
Indiana Jones and the Last Life Alert
Indiana Jones and the Guy Who Said Just Kill Me Off Already WTF
Indiana Jones and the degradation of dementia
The funniest line of this pitch is "He swings faster than speeding vehicles?"
The most sickening example of being funny because it's true.
Monkeys that know which characters are the protagonists is tight!
Well, the cars are going through a jungle with no roads, so maybe?
I think the "Lead is magic" line is a hot contender for funniest line.
Never been a problem for Spider-Man
"I feel nothing" pretty much sums up the whole movie.
Even when Indie got hitched.
I didn't think she was the Marion kind.
I don't think he's ever been as excited about the tightness of a thing as he was for those monkeys.
Monkeys are notorious 'swingers', therefore generally 'loose', so 'tight' monkeys are indeed a very big deal.
I noticed that too ! 😁
He did rip into that TIGHT
LMBAO yup
Don't forget about baby ju--.
I remember seeing “The Last Crusade” in the theater and thinking, “What a fantastic way to end the trilogy”. And then this bullshit appeared.
dakritic Ditto!!!
I remember thinking “I’m not going anywhere near Crystal Skull” and seeing this blows my mind about how right I was not to.
This bullshit was super easy bearly an inconvenience
Exactly!
EXACTLY bro. And I personally feel the same about the Disney Star Wars trilogy.. they make NO SENSE
Man, even though I dread the day Indy 5 will be released (particularly after all the rumours came out), have to admit can't wait to watch its very own Pitch Meeting.
The trailer is out
One thing is certain, the pitch meeting will be better than the movie.
look, I honestly don't think Indy5 can be worse than Indy4.
@@riffrff Indy 5, hold my beer.
@@riffrffIt managed to, easily
"But what if literally anything else happened?"
"Well that would probably be better..."
Yup, "money" is just the magical word to say to Hollywood
"I'll do it for money."
@@TySama0 That's tight
Lead coins
Seems to me like 'money' has been replaced by 'woke'.
Money is like lead.
*There he is, and the channel this man is singlehandedly keeping alive.*
Yep I wonder why pitch meetings are on this channel not Ryan's
@@platypus6810 cause money
@@platypus6810 Unclear.
?
Cause he works for this channel and creates these characters while working for this channel
Thank you, Ryan George, for these hilarious pitch meetings! I watch them whenever I am feeling down.
I remember sitting in the theatre till the very end of the Last Crusade credits. Not because I was hoping for a bonus scene because they weren’t doing those yet, but because I was savouring the last moments of Indiana Jones on the big screen. Almost paying my respects to the character. Sigh, if only that were true and they let it end there. I was so innocent back then. And then came the monkeys, swinging on vines and an elderly man doing parkour
The Last Crusade wasn't originally intended to be the last Indiana Jones film. Lucas' original plan was to make 5 movies, but he couldn't come up with a plot for movie 4, and then when he did, Spielberg said no because he didn't want to do another alien movie (he had already done Close Encounters and ET), and then George decided to focus on the Star Wars prequels.
@@mldavid4056 I’m not happy with anyone involved in the 4th movie. Shia swinging from vines with monkeys and senior citizen Indy free running against pigmys was too much. The alien connection didn’t bother me, it was most everything else after the opening sequence that did
@@mldavid4056 -
He didn’t want to do another alien movie, but he made War of the Worlds… a movie where aliens invade earth and try to kill everyone.
@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker That was 10 years after he said that, and he ended up agreeing to Crystal Skull in the end too. Believe it or not, people can change their minds.
I did that with the last How to Train Your Dragon movie. Fingers crossed that ending doesn't get ruined in fifteen years...right?
Remember back when people used to say that "Temple of Doom" was the weakest movie in the series?
Getting an early start ...
"Remember back when people used to say that 'Crystal Skull' was the weakest movie in the series? ..."
PackerBronco I hate you
Those were more innocent times. Then "Crystal Skull" came along.
Khalimaaaaaaaj shaktideii
and I personally prefer Temple of Doom to Last Crusade
*"...well, I mean, what if money though?"* is possibly the greatest line ever written.
"So I don't understand anything about science, but I guess *lead is magic"*
"Lead *IS* magic"
*"Wow-Wow-Wow, Wow"*
Edit: Thanks for the likes!
Hey! I wanna be magic too!
Guess I'll go eat some lead so I can be Harry Potter! (that should work right?)
Lead is magic... Friendship is magic... Therefore... Lead is Friendship!
Magic is TIGHT
also the fridge was full of food:fresh oranges, beer, bread.. spam.. a bowl of something and a cup of something.. after the cut it looks like strawberries, bananas (bowls/beer etc are gone) and.. jar of peanut butter?
We were watching the same video
Superman can't see through lead and Superman is affected by magic so....lead = magic.
All Hollywood reboots be like:
"What if we mess it up?"
"Well I mean, what if *money* though?"
🤣😂🤑
@tinwoods Yes, but who ever watched Crystal Skull twice?
“They just go down 3 massive waterfalls and everything is fine.”
“Well okay then!” 😂😂😂😂
A: We need a new meme that’ll rival “jump the shark”.
B: Isn’t that going to be hard?
A: Actually, it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
B: What will you do, “nuke the fridge”?
A: Yeahyeahyeah
YES!!
This.
Nuclear weapons are tight!
@@CharlesP2009 but nuclear weapons kills everyone. Woops. Woopsie!
That's what we're going with.
"Lead is magic."
*Superman has entered the chat*
No drinking from the Holy Grail is magic. Amazing what you can survive after drinking from that bad boy.
Well superman is weak against magic, so makes sense that lead is magical!
That was his point.
Psa- do not drink from lead cups.
You mean led?
"Okay, okay, but what if literally anything else happened?" LOL
One of the producers of Indiana Jones: *"Giant Man Eating Ants"*
Those actually exist though.
Those ants are real, but they don't eat humans that quickly. Usually it happens when somebody gets too drunk to react when ants start carrying away chunks of her or his flesh. Also, they live in Africa. Maybe they're on vacation?
@@JayChampagne well... it was SUPPOSED to be spiders... they had to improvise.
@@someguyinguam But then Ant Man would get mad. Oh, wait, Ant Man _is_ Giant Man. Oh, man, what a paradox!
Well, the whole idea of Indiana Jones (original) was to copy the action / hero saved the last minute from riduculous dangers / campy plots cinema serials of the 30s... So the plot of Crystal Skull makes perfect sense in that aspect...
Imagine Ryan trying to take Pitch Meetings to his channel.
Ryan: I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back cuz I’ve been carrying this channel and it’s getting sore.
SR: Oh. I don’t like that idea at all cuz then we would lose subscribers.
Ryan: Yeah but then I’d have subscribers and I want the subscribers.
SR: Yeah but I want the subscribers so let’s meet in the middle and say that I keep the subscribers.
Ryan: Oh very selfish.
SR: Yeah yeah yeah.
Ryan: That works.
He made a "pitch meeting" pitch meeting so you can see that there.
Prolly just films it and makes these
Wow wow wow wow... wow.
It will be super easy... 😂
Being a selfish SR is TIGHT
The aliens/UFO stuff I actually didn't have much of a problem with. It's not crazier than the things that happen in the other movies, with the Ark of the Covenant being real, people pulling hearts from human beings and them not dying, thousand year old Templar knights guarding cups that grant actual immortality, etc.
It's everything else I had a problem with.
"You know it would probably be better to convince Screen Rant to focus more on these Pitch Meetings or just let them be an entirely separate channel of their."
"Actually for some reason it's super difficult, quite the inconvenience."
Super hard, very inconvenient. Can't remember on what pitch it was used though.
Only good thing about the channel.
still hadn't watched the whole video yet when I saw your comment. got my hopes up thinking Ryan actually tried...
@Jordan Lambourne.....have you never seen a pitch meeting before?
Well Pitch meetings are the only thing keeping this channel relevant so they cant afford to loose them.
"Oh, monkeys that know which characters are the protagonists are tight." Love this.
Scrolled hard for this.
I scrolled super lightly and got the same result, so lighten up.
Thats what a few hundred extra likes will do, life's heavy, son.
Screen Rant: “It’s probably going to pretty hard to get people to actually watch our terrible TH-cam channel.”
Ryan George: “Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
Wow wow wow wow. Wow
Best comment lol
Oh my, you just reminded me that this film was actually WORSE than i rememebered it being!!! :D
The very obvious Russian spies talking with an obviously fake Russian accent chasing a professor all over the campus while he keeps mentoring students was kind of funny, in a slapstick kind of way. I kept expecting Rocky and Bullwinkle to pop up.
Stark contrast with the FBI scene though, because those things actually happened and actually ruined lives.
Yeah, it’s exceedingly painful to see pretty much any scene from this movie. Particularly after the Star Wars Cash Grab Trilogy. It’s all just so embarrassing
“Hey let’s watch Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”
“Ok, what if literally anything else happened?”
“That would probably be better, but we’re gonna go with this.”
Yeah I just seen the video to
I'd still rather watch that than any of the shitty Disney Star Wars trilogy films
@David hill I read your comment as this: "I lack a functioning brain"...
@@HectorMMA Being a killjoy is TIGHT!
@@thebatman4279 Super Easy, Barely an inconvenience
"What if we mess it up?"
"Well, I mean, what if money, though?"
"That's a good point. Yeah, now I'm interested."
I feel like this really happened.
“Monkeys that know who the protagonists are, are tight.” 🤣
Huge Indy fan. That movie was a total abomination.
At least the CGI was T I G H T
@@notsosecretsnacker5218 Nah, it sucked
The fifth movie will be better... at least it's hopeful.
@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker Nah, I don't think so, something tells me that it will be just the same mediocre cash grab that the fourth one is.
@@emperorpalpatine6239 No no, the script has been started over so many times that they are going for the best.
"But then they have to go down three massive waterfalls" "Uh oh. So what do they do?" "They're going to go down three massive waterfalls" lmao... nice
I like how he states it three times.
200!
At least Harrison Ford made the moment comedic
"What if money?" Every bad sequel in a nutshell
"So you have a movie for me?"
"Yes sir I do"
This is ICONIC
Raegan Glass It’s really not though. Just one more word in the English language that’s slowly losing it’s meaning, just like the word ‘literally’
So it's like a sacred Orthodox religious image is it?
@@logandh2 I'm going to need you to get ALL the way off his back.
This is the most excited Executive Guy has been for a while.
Coz money
I can’t believe you didn’t mention the part where Indy and Marianne fall into the quick sand and Mutt finds a 25 long snake just in time to use as a rope to drag him out
I’m more surprised he didn’t mention that ridiculous ant scene. Somehow the ants were able to lift one of the Russian soldiers and drag him down a hole effortlessly. That’s was worse than the monkey scene for me.
What is this fourth film you speak of?
It finished with him riding into the sunset.
RIDING INTO THE SUNSET I SAID.
No Aliens.
@@theshadowman1398 Yes, there is. Directed by James Cameron.
*A lying jerk:* No there was a fourth that....
*Me:* lalalalala I CANT HEAR YOU lalalalalala
🙉🙈🙊
Well, there was Indiana Jones IV and the Fate of Atlantis. Slightly better graphics than Indiana Jones III, solid gameplay and story, better soundtrack, but not nearly as funny as III, and the alternative routes had much less of an impact, unlike in III they don't feel different at all.
@@davidwuhrer6704 and army of the dead
“Monkeys that know which characters are protagonists are TIGHT!!”
The ones with banana stickers slapped on their backs.
Monkeys know which protagonists are tight
"Monkeys that know which characters are the protagonists are TIGHT"
Still waiting for Ryan to hit us with a reverse: "actually super-inconvenient, barely an easy."
I want to see it spun into a play on words.
"How's is Cool Hand Luke going to feel after eating 50 eggs?"
"Fairly queasy, hardly without incontinence."
You mean barely possible. Not barely an easy. The words still have to make sense after all.
He has
@@TheArtis4n when? I want to go watch it now.
@@medexamtoolscom wow wow wow wow wow
"Okay, okay, okay but what if literally anything else happened?"
"Well that would probably be better but we're going to go with this."
Shouldn't you add some original thought to the discourse when you comment?
But what if likes, though?
mindless quotes are tight!
This is probably my favorite use of the word "tight!" in the series.
It was the most enthusiastic "tight" I've seen so far.
“Lead IS magic!”
Hear that, kids? Maybe if you eat lead, you’ll get magical powers!
DISCLAIMER: Do not eat lead. 😎
Superman... 🤦♂️
@@BenjaminGessel I ate lead. ... ....again
NO, DO NOT
lol this comedy Gold
Damnit, should have clicked “read more”
@Lyra Heartfold Supes can't see through lead, so Lex baby used a lead container to hide the "bomb" (Kryptonite)... (Superman II) 😁
Let's bring Indy back!
"What if we mess it up?"
Money.
"That's a good point, yeah, I'm interested."
That about sums it up.
"What if literally anything else happened?"
Best line I've ever heard😂😂😂😂
Indiana: "Pitch Meetings. Why did it have to be Pitch Meetings."
Sequels. Very dangerous. YOU go first.
wstine79 *”I HATE PITCH MEETINGS, JOCK! I HATE ‘EM!”*
Disney won’t make another Indy movie
“YOU DONT KNOW THEM! YOU DONT KNOW THEM!!!
wstine79 this is remarkably unclever
Dhruv Girgenti I'm gonna need you to get *all* the way off his back about that unfunny joke, okay?
God... I had forgotten just how bad of a movie that last one was lol
"Let the past die" Indy
Kill it, if you have to.
Thank God for limewire, stealing from companies that destroy movie icons is tight
Producer Guy: "So lead is magic?"
Superman: "Yes."
Oh great, now that I remember that this movie existed I need to get one of those flashy things from Men in Black to erase it from my memory again. At least that movie never got any sequels.
i actually laughed. best comedy is found in youtube comment section
Men in Black 3 is alright
Neuralizer. I think Amazon sells them now.
@@berkpick they do. I have 3 of them
@@ncrawford5673 Do you remember where they are?
"Money"
Hollywood: Yes
And then in 2023 Disney was like, "Hey you know that last movie that was a huge cash grab that people hated but at least it had a nice ending where Indy gets married late in life and finds a son he never knew he had and has a loving family? So yeah, we're gonna kill the son off and have his wife leave him and have be a sad, pathetic old man..."
Indiana Jones left the love of his life when she was pregnant and estranged his only child.
Han Solo left the love of his life and estranged his only child after ambiguous events at the Jedi temple.
Rick Deckard...
You know, it's not funny anymore, Harrison, get your old ass together.
Favorite comment ever.
Ryan always asking to get off his back cuz it's still hurting from carrying this channel
Wow, it would be impossible to make a movie worse than this,
"Actually, its super easy! But we're going to have to kidnap an octagenarian"
"what if money tho?"😄. Probably sums up every production company behind a film that made over 1 billion at the box office😄. Keep it up Pitch Meeting🙌
I'm using this line whenever it's appropriate LOL....
This applies to every movie made for the last ten years, if not two decades.
Most recent example. Joker
"What if literally anything else happened?"
"Well that would probably be better but we're gonna go with this."
"Ohh monkeys that know which characters are the protagonists are tight"... LMAO
2:41 "yeah, no, sure, I feel nothing" nailed it 😂
"What if we mess it up?" - Producer
"Well I mean, what if money tho?" - Writer
"No thats a good point. Im interested." - Producer
Lol.
Pretty sure thats the be all and end all of all pitch meetings in real life.
Saw this in theaters on my 5th grade field trip. Then I got to watch it again with my dad and I remember leaving the theaters and he was sooo freaking upset 😂😂
"Marianne and Indy are in love, and Mutt is their son!"
"Ohhh! I feel nothing."
"Alright, I was hoping for a bigger reaction."
"Nope. ._. ...Nope."
Having magic lead refrigerators survive nukes is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@bigevilworldwide1 also encountering a dude that magically pulls harts from people and then the hart burns in his hands.
Wowowow...wow
Indy drank from the Holy Grail in “ the last crusade “ so he’s pretty much given immortality. It wasn’t the refrigerator that saved him that would be silly
*is*
Damn, I can't believe I just found this one, absolute gold! I would love to see you do the first three too!
“What if money, though?” Pretty sure that’s how most sequels get green lit.
*STAR WARS*
@@thekodex1186 Terminator, Die Hard, Alien, Avatar.
@@Quinntus79 I see what you mean with alien but I liked the 2 prequel movies
@@thekodex1186 I like those too, as well as Terminator 2. I guess I can’t really talk about Dances wit Smurfs... I mean Avatar, since I haven’t actually watched the first one.
That's the tightest "TIGHT" that has ever been tighted.
Bahahahahahahah!!! I read this RIGHT as he was saying it 🤣🤣🤣 Perfect timing is TIGHT!
That'll be tight, barely an inconvenience
I thought he almost crossed his eyes with that one. I think he should some day.
Tight tights are TIGHT
Saying “That’s the tightest “TIGHT” that has ever been tighted” is TIGHT!
I'm just sitting here waiting for the Pitch Meeting for Indy 5..
"Oh monkeys that know which of the characters are the protagonists are TIGHT!"
You can really feel Ryan's critique of Hollywood come through the intensity of how the pronounces the word tight here and I love it. "But what if money though?" lmao
Also ants that know which characters are the protagonists. Yeahyeahyeah!
Schlimm Shady
Same. Rewound that part for his pronunciation and facial expression, 🤣👌🏻.
If it’s been 12 years since Crystal Skull… the 5th one filming “soon” will be 1969 at the earliest. Indiana Jones and the Moon Landing?
DrFranklynAnderson Indiana Jones vs. The Commie Woodstock Hippies
Indiana Jones and the Shiny Bedpan.
@Wignat Fedposter No, he seems to be up for it. I think it's because he likes Spielberg socially.
@Wignat Fedposter - He's the one who really got the ball rolling to do a fourth. He's said so in many interviews and the book on the making of the films.
That introductory line about “Last Crusade” being such a fine close for that character; man, it’s kinda sad. I grew up with those films and, just like Star Wars, it’s unpleasant sometimes to see great storytelling being subverted mostly by greed. I know movie making is often a business primarily but it should exist to help support the telling of stories rather than money demanding a story be crafted “just because”.
Ok so we've covered Jewish history, pagan history, and Christian history so where do we go from here?
How about aliens?
Rift Shredder movies abt aliens are TIGHT!
I love how Hinduism is apparently "pagan history".
I'd be ded if they did Mormon history. It's about as plausible as aliens (because it's literally about God being an alien from another planet).
Seems legit I mean the history channel covers aliens
@@Alexander-the-Mediocre the History Channel is bullshit now a days lol
Watching dozens of these in a row is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
my internet is barely working so for me it's barely easy super inconvenient.
Not only did they have a chase through the jungle after the road maker machine blew up, they appeared to have it on an already-existing road.
I wonder how the rest of Screen Rant feels knowing that one guy and a green screen gets 10x views than the rest of their videos?
we're just gonna go with it
super easy - barely an inconvenience
ya ya ya ya
What about money though...
Screen Rant has other videos besides pitch meetings???
@@germaxicus6670 I DONT KNOW!!!
@@ScienceDiscoverer Oh, ok, then 🤣😂🤣
“What if money though?” is the magic Hollywood phrase.
All my life I've been apparently been buying substandard fridges that don't contain lead .
“How does Indiana survive a nearby nuclear explosion?”
*Super easy, barely an inconvenience* ...by flying through the air in a refrigerator.
“How does he survive THAT???”
*I DON’T KNOW*
And here I thought the people of 1957 thought all you had to do was duck and cover lol 🤣
Extremely unclear!
I'm looking to get a new fridge tomorrow but now I'm thinking of keeping the old one for nuclear explosions.🤔
How old?
Old fridges are tight. Literally.
Make sure its lined with lead, cause its magic
In 1957 everyone knew all you had to do was duck and cover lol 🤣
"Okay, but what if literally anything else happened?", "Well, that would probably be better, but we're gonna go with this." Best bit ever!!
“What if money though”
“Oh that’s a good point”
South Park version of this movie made more sense then actual movie, where Indi got raped by Lucas and Spielberg
come on squeal like a pig for me XD
Can't wait for Indiana Jones 5 Pitch Meeting
"Lead is magic"
I didn't know this movie was made by Romans!
"But what if Money though?"
Only Question that matters to all Hollywood producers. lmao
The most heartbreaking thing about this movie was how great Harrison Ford looked. He was still Indiana Jones. The movie could have been something really special. Instead we got this garbage plot with ridiculously weird special effects. Just more sad than anything. How Spielberg fell for it is nuts.
What a terrible movie. The disappointment still haunts me to this day.
_Give us back our 18 dollars!_
Really?
Ha!
ClockworkMansion ...they just raped him. Over and over. Over and over 😭
Wrong. First 40mins is a brilliant piece of visual storytelling - should be taught in film school. Yeh sure, the rest of the film is spotty but it still contains moments that can be said to be among the best moments of the franchise.